#okcreepy

[morelikeokstupid]

Daddy Warbucks??? Is that you???

[single-in-bfe]

The day before a second date with this guy I found out a friend had died very unexpectedly. Decided to cancel so time could be spent with my family and friends. First things first, he wanted cudos for being understanding. Congratulations, you did the least that was expected of you socially. Secondly, thanks for the asking about my friend...who is still dead.

[okccansad]

“I just don’t get why women are wary of meeting guys they meet online??” This guy. This is why.

[acedatingadventures]

“It’s Only Boring Because You’re Not With Me”

There was so much awfulness in one conversation I spent a long time debating which line would win for the title of this post. In second place we had “Don’t Doubt My Methods. I’m a Professional” in third we had “Caveman Parts are the True Essence of What Will Touch us Down Deep”.

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

The retouching in the first photo throws a lot of doubt on the veracity of the second

[douchebagsofokc-blog]

It’s like some kind auxiliary negging...like insulting Sherlock Holmes and Robert Watt will turn me on? Also for some reason the text is degraded so in case you can’t read it, it says, “Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a foot. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius! so can i be ur friend pls? : )

Classy.

[morelikeokstupid]

Ayo I’m slowly posting/moving this account up to insta @datingintheabyss so new gross stuff men send me will be posted there #stillsingle

[rdy2laugh]

WTF? This is the most DISGUSTING 'first message' I have ever received!! What type of asshole says this??

Assoles and stupidity are not just for the young. A 66 year old man 838 MILES away in another state that I NEVER talked to before sent this to me for a FIRST message, now don't puke!!

****Hi, You are sexxxy, yes I can rub one out, with the thought of suckling your nipples till they swell as if they were to pop, you sucking my large eight inch hard cock, while I lick your clit like a kitten licks up a bowl milk, pausing to suck your count now am again, slipping two fingers in your pussy to massage your g spot, you voraciously suck my balls am cock as if they were your only source of norishment.****

I just was like WHAT THE FUCK!!! What kind of special jerk thinks women want to read this shit let alone get excited and want to meet you when they read this?? I absolutely am NOT going to look at some guys ball sac and think of sucking it as if it is ANY kind of nourisment (correct spelling) nor do I look at kittens and bowls of mild and think 'oh I want that done to me'. EVERY guy that writes this shit uses the same stuff like the suckling nipples till they pop and they have these amazingly huge 8 or 10 inch dicks, slipping in 2 fingers, massaging the g-spot blah blah blah Voraciously is usually used in there, but NOT like this. This is a first on sucking balls as nourishment. EWWWWWW! I am wondering if he had a daughter would he tell her to suck balls like they are the only source of nourishment?? I BET NOT.

It gets better, his profile.... eyes rolling here.

My Ideal Person: Honest, trustworthy, loyal and compassionate... oh yeah, outgoing, sensual an horny! ! ! Seeking 50 - 70 preferably 60+ yrs, small, slim, average, athletic, petite 5' 2" - 5' 6", breast size 32/ 70, 34/ 75, 38/ 80, 40/ 85, nice ass, not into big ass, a nice dancers body, monogamous ltr sexual partner. Love receiving and giving oral, dtf, making love or just raw sex, and mutual masturbation, hard dick seeking, sweet sexxxy pussy . . . live, love, laugh (preferably a female 50 - 70yrs plus, that like oral attention and reciprocating same) Yes, we searching for each other, not giving up. Getting a hard on, thinking of YOU ! ! ! (end of profile)

WOW, talk about thinking he is at the sluts - r- us drive through!! Note the honest, trustworthy, loyal part. My profile says clearly I AM NOT AVAILABLE - DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR MEETINGS OR DATES I HAVE WHAT I WANT!" So he wants me to CHEAT on this guy to be with him??? WTF! I am also NOT petite, I stand 5' 9" tall and I defer to what woman is going to look into the mirror and say "Oh my ass is not too big YEAH ME!" or "Damn, my ass is not nice, I can't meet him, boo hoo." ??? NO ONE!!! I give him credit only on he is looking for someone 50-70 and NOT a 20something woman. That is the only realistic thing he has!! Let alone I am going to go 838 MILES to meet him?? I sure as Hell don't want him HERE!!

Fellas, take note that ignorant assholes like this is who ruin it for you! When guys like this are there and back up our message centers with this vile crap as total strangers that is why we don't read messages and/or reply. One may like this talk, but normally it is within a relationship you are already in. There may even be women that do like and want this kind of talk, but nothing in MY PROFILE says that I want anything like this. I, in fact, said I don't want to be contacted for meetings at all, not that if you want me to suck your ball sac then it is okay. Jeesus Christmas this just is so wrong on all levels.

Oh yeah, and he also had a picture of his 66 year old dick as if that would sway me. ALL MEN have a dick, not BEING a dick is the trick!!

[single-in-bfe]

Hey, he may be looking to cheat but at least he’s VERY HUMBLE.

[officialbadgirlfriend]

"not excited what so ever." Then you need to take some more time to get over your ex that was so awful you wrote about her and posted a pic of a snake to represent her on your dating profile. The thing that's supposed to attract potential dates by demonstrating what a cool and not-bitter person you are. Also the bit about flies and rotting flesh isn't edgy and cool; it's concerning.

Deactivate your profile, get some therapy, and don't come back until you know better than to make those negative comments. Or wear that stupid hat.

[okccansad]

omfg

[acedatingadventures]

“send me a photo I leave you alone”

Being a woman on the internet is exhausting...

[morelikeokstupid]

This guy screenshot his profile picture in the middle of sexting like I cannot

[single-in-bfe]

You can be sure of who you are and who you identify as. You can be sure of what kind of relationship you want and who with but this rubs me as transphobic. There is literally no reason to say that.

[officialbadgirlfriend]

I chatted with this guy ages ago on POF. Like a couple years or so. We never met, but I gave him my number (before I adopted my policy of not doing that). After the conversation fizzled, he texted me randomly every couple months or so until I finally blocked his number earlier this year. I can't tell if he sent this message because he didn't recognize me, or thinks I wouldn't recognize him, but we're not going to find out because I swiped him out of my okc queue.

I can't remember why I stopped replying to his texts to begin with, but I'm sure I had enough of a reason that it isn't worth revisiting. I'm learning to trust my gut on stuff like this. I have rarely regretted trusting my gut, but I have frequently regretted ignoring it.

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

For some people age isn't a huge factor, but my first response should have indicated that I am not one of those people