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Daddy Warbucks??? Is that you???
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THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER WHEN GUYS ARE TOLD NO.... FOR PETE'S SAKE FELLAS....
I have to tell you I honestly am not surprised. Instead of just blocking and deleting I TRIED to just talk to this one. He contacted me giving me his digits and his work history as if I only care about his monetary value, but alas, I did POLITELY talk to him and asked him a few questions first off. I asked him what he thought about cheaters and had he been cheated on. His reply was he had no comment on the first and he had been cheated on for the latter. I then asked if he enjoyed it and if he wanted to be cheated on again. Come on folks, this is logical right? I mean you do want to talk to someone and not just get shut down instantly, so I did walk him through this. He replied no he wouldn't. So I then proceeded to tell him he was asking ME to cheat for and WITH him. I questioned on his lack of concern for the man I am with and how he would make that man feel like he did and destroy my relationship and not care as long as HE got laid with me??? I noted my profile clearly says I am not looking so I wanted to know if he read it or if he just chose to ignore it.
He is 53. His profile consists of only this...... "I love satisfying a woman." IDEAL PERSON: Someone that is open minded when it comes to the bathroom."
This is what he sent me after I pointed out what he was asking me to do and his not reading or ignoring the profile...
MSG: Nice paragraph, but you got me all wrong. You didn't read my profile either. If you don't want to get hit on make hook up dates or whatever you want to call it. Then you should not be on this site adult friend finder is more like adult friend get laid type of website just like Ashley's websites the same way. Instead of you always putting down men because they contact you and then you put it in their face while you didn't read my profile then you should actually delete or totally remove yourself from this website It's not impossible. And one thing keep in mind quit trying to be Dr Ruth. Lol 3/5/2023 8:36 am
NEXT MSG: And to be honest with you if you were such a happy woman that you were in a happy relationship this is actually the wrong website for you to even be on. The famous saying is you're calling a kettle black when you're doing the same thing. But the difference between me and you is I'm single you're not. 3/5/2023 8:38 am
I am no longer surprised that when told no the majority of men do this 'then get off the site' crap. It is so common and honestly stupid that I just point and laugh now. The site is an adult social network, not a free online whorehouse. So many men believe that all the women on here are free whores they just bought with their membership and don't get women can and DO have the freedom to say NO to you!! If I get 5 emails in a day I am NOT having sex with 5 different men EVERY DAY!! His flailing around trying to justify this is hilarious. I am not a kettle calling a pot black as my profile does NOT say what his does at all. I am not even looking!! I did NOT contact HIM looking to meet up.
Maybe he wants a woman open minded on the bathroom thing because he is actually a piece of shit??? I also sent him a list of the other people on here, including men, that are NOT looking to get laid with a note telling him to contact them and see what they say when he tells them they belong on another site. LOL
#apolitenothankyou#okcenemies#okcenemy#okstupid#okcreepy#bye felipe#byefelipe#okcsucks#online dating fails#what a moron#internet dating#dating fucking sucks#idiotemails#onlinedatingfail#rejectedmenoftheinternet#stupidestguys
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The day before a second date with this guy I found out a friend had died very unexpectedly. Decided to cancel so time could be spent with my family and friends. First things first, he wanted cudos for being understanding. Congratulations, you did the least that was expected of you socially. Secondly, thanks for the asking about my friend...who is still dead.
#okcupid#okcreepy#dating#okstupid#tinder#plenty of creeps#patronizing#pat on the back#douchbag#douche canoe
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“I just don’t get why women are wary of meeting guys they meet online??” This guy. This is why.
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“It’s Only Boring Because You’re Not With Me”
There was so much awfulness in one conversation I spent a long time debating which line would win for the title of this post. In second place we had “Don’t Doubt My Methods. I’m a Professional” in third we had “Caveman Parts are the True Essence of What Will Touch us Down Deep”.
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Hardest pass in all the land.
OKNopeometer: 4/5 never-ending shudders
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The retouching in the first photo throws a lot of doubt on the veracity of the second
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Ayo I’m slowly posting/moving this account up to insta @datingintheabyss so new gross stuff men send me will be posted there #stillsingle
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WTF? This is the most DISGUSTING 'first message' I have ever received!! What type of asshole says this??
Assoles and stupidity are not just for the young. A 66 year old man 838 MILES away in another state that I NEVER talked to before sent this to me for a FIRST message, now don't puke!!
****Hi, You are sexxxy, yes I can rub one out, with the thought of suckling your nipples till they swell as if they were to pop, you sucking my large eight inch hard cock, while I lick your clit like a kitten licks up a bowl milk, pausing to suck your count now am again, slipping two fingers in your pussy to massage your g spot, you voraciously suck my balls am cock as if they were your only source of norishment.****
I just was like WHAT THE FUCK!!! What kind of special jerk thinks women want to read this shit let alone get excited and want to meet you when they read this?? I absolutely am NOT going to look at some guys ball sac and think of sucking it as if it is ANY kind of nourisment (correct spelling) nor do I look at kittens and bowls of mild and think 'oh I want that done to me'. EVERY guy that writes this shit uses the same stuff like the suckling nipples till they pop and they have these amazingly huge 8 or 10 inch dicks, slipping in 2 fingers, massaging the g-spot blah blah blah Voraciously is usually used in there, but NOT like this. This is a first on sucking balls as nourishment. EWWWWWW! I am wondering if he had a daughter would he tell her to suck balls like they are the only source of nourishment?? I BET NOT.
It gets better, his profile.... eyes rolling here.
My Ideal Person: Honest, trustworthy, loyal and compassionate... oh yeah, outgoing, sensual an horny! ! ! Seeking 50 - 70 preferably 60+ yrs, small, slim, average, athletic, petite 5' 2" - 5' 6", breast size 32/ 70, 34/ 75, 38/ 80, 40/ 85, nice ass, not into big ass, a nice dancers body, monogamous ltr sexual partner. Love receiving and giving oral, dtf, making love or just raw sex, and mutual masturbation, hard dick seeking, sweet sexxxy pussy . . . live, love, laugh (preferably a female 50 - 70yrs plus, that like oral attention and reciprocating same) Yes, we searching for each other, not giving up. Getting a hard on, thinking of YOU ! ! ! (end of profile)
WOW, talk about thinking he is at the sluts - r- us drive through!! Note the honest, trustworthy, loyal part. My profile says clearly I AM NOT AVAILABLE - DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR MEETINGS OR DATES I HAVE WHAT I WANT!" So he wants me to CHEAT on this guy to be with him??? WTF! I am also NOT petite, I stand 5' 9" tall and I defer to what woman is going to look into the mirror and say "Oh my ass is not too big YEAH ME!" or "Damn, my ass is not nice, I can't meet him, boo hoo." ??? NO ONE!!! I give him credit only on he is looking for someone 50-70 and NOT a 20something woman. That is the only realistic thing he has!! Let alone I am going to go 838 MILES to meet him?? I sure as Hell don't want him HERE!!
Fellas, take note that ignorant assholes like this is who ruin it for you! When guys like this are there and back up our message centers with this vile crap as total strangers that is why we don't read messages and/or reply. One may like this talk, but normally it is within a relationship you are already in. There may even be women that do like and want this kind of talk, but nothing in MY PROFILE says that I want anything like this. I, in fact, said I don't want to be contacted for meetings at all, not that if you want me to suck your ball sac then it is okay. Jeesus Christmas this just is so wrong on all levels.
Oh yeah, and he also had a picture of his 66 year old dick as if that would sway me. ALL MEN have a dick, not BEING a dick is the trick!!
#lameboringjustplainstupid#internet dating#okcenemies#okcenemy#okstupid#okcreepy#okcsucks#onlinedating#bye felipe#byefelipe#okcdouchebags#wtf man#bruh wtf#wtf is this#seriously wtf#rejectedmenoftheinternet
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Hey, he may be looking to cheat but at least he’s VERY HUMBLE.
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"not excited what so ever." Then you need to take some more time to get over your ex that was so awful you wrote about her and posted a pic of a snake to represent her on your dating profile. The thing that's supposed to attract potential dates by demonstrating what a cool and not-bitter person you are. Also the bit about flies and rotting flesh isn't edgy and cool; it's concerning.
Deactivate your profile, get some therapy, and don't come back until you know better than to make those negative comments. Or wear that stupid hat.
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Just… what
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“send me a photo I leave you alone”
Being a woman on the internet is exhausting...
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It’s like some kind auxiliary negging...like insulting Sherlock Holmes and Robert Watt will turn me on? Also for some reason the text is degraded so in case you can’t read it, it says, “Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a foot. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius! so can i be ur friend pls? : )
Classy.
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