#But yes I do

[foreskinniest]

Oh didn’t realize you were a twink. I bet you got huge twink cock don’t you?

How big is it? 👀

This is grass fed organic TWUNK* meat!!

*not fact checked

[chibiitto]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

*Listening to Better Than You* God I miss Camp Camp

[emlovessid]

You reblog a lot

in the wise words of this ask

this is literally the reblog a lot website

[real-total-drama-takes]

mod courntey do you have least favourite children (types of takes you get)

I dare not say…..

[absolutelyzoned]

im gonna talk about some of my personal shit here feel free to ignore ❗💪🔥🔥 there might be triggering stuff in here i dint know what but yeagh scroll past if you dont wanna read avout me issues

gonna be honest i fuckinf hate being alive sometimes just because no one (my family) actually teues to help me with anything like they just point shit out and make fun of me for doing things i vsnt control. like im always told "you can't control what other people do but you can always choose how you react!!" no i fucking can't??? i can't make myself not get annoyed by every little sound and i can't deal with constant talking over each other and all the fucking noise because they genuinely make me want to die . that sounds really fucking dramatic i know but i cant help it?? i used to bite an scream and scratch my brothers when i was younger because they were making noises i didn't like just to annoy me and it was my fault because "i could have asked nicely" or "they're not hurting anyone" but i csbt do that anymore because im not a fucking kid anymore and ive been punished for "being mean" and shit like that so many times to the point where i have to resort to cutting myself and scratching my fucking skin off because i can't control the way other people act and no one fucking listens when i say that it really bothers me . abd that's just NOISES dude. i get mad so fucking easily over "small" things that are out of my control but i literally can't help it . and i can't do anything about it cause like. i just can't. which is why i hurt myself, but when i do that and im not careful my mom finds out and only punishes me more and makes it seem like its all my fault and im just being dramatic. but when i DO try to talk about things im either just shoved off or met with "mhm" and "oh. okay" and its like they dont even fucking care. like why were you shocked when i told you ivr tried to kill myself??? okay actually what the fuck is wrong with me maybe i am just being dramatic

[catcatb0y]

The worst feeling is "I can't talk about it without sounding like an asshole," a hell at which I seem to frequent often.

[themuseoftheviolets]

with every night that passes the more sure i become that i have ocd

[cryingforcrocodiles]

gen i’m actually dying to know ur intro post says u watch darts and like is there drama in darts ? do i need to start watching ?

yes i do watch darts. no it is relatively drama free. yet still exciting.

^^^ this shit hype asl. trust. it's also nice to watch the numbers go up and up. and the sound of it hitting the target. the COMBINATIONSSSSS. this is the literally the video i show 2 everyone. this was insaneeeee (this will mean nothing to you). i just like seeing it. maybe u should. idk. it is not everyone. usually for drunk men and women. the darter's children and partners. but... it's fun !!!!

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[yesornopolls]

do you know a trans person in real life?

[tpwrtrmnky]

hindsight

[ID: A two-panel comic with crudely drawn stick figures.

Panel 1: The lime green person is talking to the leaf green person and the moss green person.

Lime: "I... have a confession to make."

Leaf: "Go ahead."

Lime: "I want to rewatch the Wizard Child movies."

Leaf: "Didn't the wizard author get incredibly chromophobic?"

Lime: "Yeah I just... It's nostalgia you know? They meant a lot to me when I was a kid."

Panel 2: The three are on the couch.

Lime: "All right, let's go."

Leaf: "It's so weird how the wizard author just turned chromophobic though. Like I remember this series being pretty good for its time. It'll be weird seeing their work contrasting with their views now."

Moss: "I'm just glad we got the movies for free through normal and legal means. Heh."

End ID.]

[ID 2: Scenes from three Wizard Child movies.

Wizard Child and the Simplistic Morality: A slightly round child with a propeller hat is talking to a child with no hat.

Round child: "I am so fucking fat and greedy I am textually shown to be fat because I am greedy and also evil."

Hatless child: "You are to infer my moral purity from juxtaposition with this fat child. Woe is me for our shared parent has deprived me of a propeller hat."

Wizard Child and the Goodness of Wealth: An adult wizard is talking to the child, who now has a wizard hat.

Wizard Adult: "Wizard child you are secretly extremely rich."

Wizard Child: "I will form biases regarding the bankers all being triangular for some reason!"

Wizard Adult: "Your wealth is deserved because your true parent was Good and therefore you are also Good."

Wizard Child: "Now we should acquire consumer goods. Buy consumer goods!"

Wizard Child and the Dark Family History: A blue-grey horse person is talking to the wizard child.

Blue-grey: "No, wizard child. You don't understand. I am one of the good ones, because unlike the bad ones I don't try to spread my curse that makes you a blue-grey horselike creature to others!"

Wizard child: "Wow uncle blue-grey you are one of the good ones! I forgive you for being a horse because I am so good I would even forgive horses. I sure hope you don't conspicuously get killed off later in this movie!"

End ID 2.]

[ID 3: Oh hell no there are even more of these.

Wizard Youth and the Tokenistic Relationship Dynamics: A square headed wizard youth is talking to the former wizard child, now a wizard youth.

Square Wizard Youth: "Wizard child, as the only person with a square head in this entire series it is my duty to inform you that you are the savior of all people with square heads, too. Let us build a one-sided relationship that only furthers your character development, after which I will immediately lose all plot relevance."

Wizard Youth: "I will do this because I am a maturing wizard youth and need disposable relationships that don't threaten the endgame!"

Wizard Youth and the Escalation of Stakes: The Dark Wizard, a sort of grey-green person with a cloak, is pointing at Wizard Youth.

Dark Wizard: "Wizard Youth, I have returned!"

Wizard Youth: "Dark Wizard! Why are you green now?"

Dark Wizard: "Evil magic made me green! I am green with envy towards all who are good!"

Wizard Youth: "I will not engage with how you are clearly based on fascist ideologies and yet this narrative plays into fascist aesthetic sensibilities!"

Wizard Youth and the Post-Hoc Revelations: The Wizard Youth is leaning over their Wizard Mentor, who is laying in a pool of blood.

Wizard Youth: "Wizard Mentor no! You can't die!"

Wizard Mentor: "It is fine, wizard youth. My death will further your character development into a wizard adult. Also, I was secretly a very very dark purple this entire time. I never brought it up so I could retain narrative approval.

End ID 3.]

[ID 4: Wizard Adult and the Overdue Conclusion. Three panels. I am sorry.

Panel 1: The dark wizard is dueling the Wizard Adult with magic beams.

Dark Wizard: "Evil green beam!"

Wizard Adult: "Good red beam! Despite the enormous variety of magic in this series this is what our final battle looks like!"

Panel 2: Wizard Adult stands victorious over the dark wizard, who is dying on the ground.

Wizard Adult: "In the end, dark wizard, you were defeated because I am morally superior to you."

Dark Wizard: "I was a product of systemic failures. There will be someone like me again someday!"

Panel 3: Zoom in on wizard adult, who says:

"Not if I can help it. Because I am going to be a wizard cop now. The moral of this story is that all systemic issues can be solved by finding a bad guy to beat."

End ID 4.]

[ID 5: Four panels.

Panel 1: Return to the green trio on their couch, watching the TV say "The End." All are are silent.

Panel 2: They are sitting on the couch. Moss is looking at their phone.

Lime: "Yeah so there were maybe a few signs we missed because we were children."

Leaf: "Yeah. A few. Some."

Panel 3: Continue conversation.

Lime: "So what did you think, Moss?"

Panel 4: Zoom in on Moss, who says: "I've been zoned out on my phone since the second movie. They lost me at the magic stuff. Wizards aren't real."

End ID 5.]

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