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#I have been dead inside lately#But I love baking#And I killed this recipe#Learned how to make homemade pie crust#Actually tempered my eggs properly and got a beautiful custard filling#And as usual cried my eyes out when I excitedly opened the oven too soon and the coconut oils got me#But yeah it's fucking awesome#I can make coconut cream chocolate silk sweet potato and pecan pie now#I am a developed guy#text#textpost#baking#baked goods#bake#Smugraccoon bakes#pie#coconut#coconut cream pie
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy
#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day#i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it”#so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art#anyways that was a fun movie#not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that#that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing#im so proud of it you don't even know#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones nori#absolute solver#i guess#or is it absolutesolver#whatever#oh yeah uhmm#murder drones episode 7#murder drones episode 7 spoilers#murder drones spoilers#its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe#just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself
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So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine
I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his
#xochimilli writes#yeah.. ... !!! fucking dumb as shit right now... edging myself over my clothes by humping a chair while i cook#im actually pathetic af rn its awesome also my love's tag bc literally do not want anyone else to touch me bc i am fucking babie#🫀puppy#also bc i am giggling a lot everytime i open the fridge n see a mango lmao i love my sweetheart#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#bd/sm kink#queer nsft#ftm bottom#ftm sub#trans nsft#gay nsft#bd/sm blog#edging kink#edging nsft#edging and denial#kitty sub#kitty nsft#bunny nsft#bunny sub#mlm nsft#impactplay#soft impact play#soft nsft#queer ns/fw#t4t ns/fw#ftm t4t#ftm ns/fw#trans ns/fw
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despite being more often than not a "rules as written" fan over "rule of cool", i really do love me a good "rules be damned, i'll give you this awesome moment" call. like matt giving fcg the otohan kill despite what her hp was at or brennan giving cerrit an extra mage slayer reaction attack at the end of calamity. honestly, if anything, i think the fact they mostly play by the book makes these moments even better because it really has that extra weight towards those decisions to put the rules aside.
#critical role#cr spoilers#i can't get over how crazy it was though. genuinely an incredible moment.#like tbh i was too entranced by the Incredible move sam made to cry or anything. i was so hype for how awesome it was.#it was perfect#but yeah usually whenever i see the dm advice of 'dont track a boss's hp just go off the Vibes' i get annoyed by it#but this was such an exception that i am SO glad that matt did it#im just fucking throwing words out there at rhis point i have no idea if any of my words make sense ever but#im trying to express how much i love this and its mostly just absolute nonsense
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2 years ago today Sonic frontiers was released !
#frontiers is 2 gosh darn years old today#final horizon was released in 2023 tho#gosh I still fucking love this game#I like horizons a bit more but this game still slaps#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic frontiers#sonic frontiers final horizon#sonic games#sega#awesome game#video games#2 years ago#yeah#miles tails prower#amy rose#knuckles the echidna
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I do feel like the way Kyoshi was written in the Avatar reboot was lowkey influenced by the fandom's perception of her. Cause like in the original show she's really just portrayed as a pragmatist who's willing to kill if necessary. Like Aang is conflicted about killing the Fire Lord and she's like "well if I were in your position I'd do it but that's just me. Good luck." And then people started making memes where she's like a murderous psychopath who thinks extreme violence is always the solution. And it was funny at first cause it was just exaggerating for comedy but now everyone thinks she was actually like that in the show when she really wasn't. And then in the remake her introductory scene is her angrily yelling at this 12 year old that he needs to stop being a little pussy and be a ruthless warrior or whatever and the only explanation I can think of is that someone in the writer's room maybe looked at a few too many of those memes.
#she had an awesome fight scene though so there's that#disclaimer i own both the kyoshi books but haven't actually read them yet#so this is just going off how she was written in the original show#i'm working my way through all my books that i haven't read yet so i'll get to the avatar novels soon#but i gotta get through a couple more star wars books first lol#but yeah you know those spider-verse memes#where they take the scene where jefferson says ''spider-man why did you create that guy''#and they replace it with some funny dark shit like ''spider-man kill him and his family'' or ''spider-man fuck this guy's ass''#that's basically what people seem to think kyoshi is like#avatar the last airbender#avatar kyoshi#shut up tristan
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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me and a friend were having a great time with this NPC, but looking back on the clips it doesnt make sense why we were laughing so hard- so i did a little editing :)
NOBODY gonna find this as funny as we did but I think Gordon's a little Weird but nobody can say shit about it because he's the "Savior of Humanity" and you can't badmouth a guy like that!!! so they just awkwardly let him do whatever lmao
#as my pal put it: its a very emperors new clothes situation. yknow the one where the emperor is tricked into going naked by wearing an#invisible robe but nobody can say shit bc hes the emperor? yeah#hl#hl2#half life 2#mostly posting this just to have a lil smthn of my first time playing hl but if others find this funny too thats awesome#op art#also leading up to this was the dude who was trying to lead me somewhere but i kept wandering off so he just kept silently skittering into#the room. so fucking funny. maybe ill post the clip maybe not
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Just finished an animation commission for @sleep-is-god, it was SO fun I was so happy to get to draw this!!!
#seriously this was awesome I had so much fun with it#I love animating a little...#animation#animated gif#animation commission#PLEASE if you want me to animate your guy it is so much fucking fun omfg#please let me.... GIVE ME THEM GIVE ME YOUR CHARACTERS NOW! no jk#uhm yeah!!!!#this was awesome#commission#commissions#commission art
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Y'all ever cry when you think about how everyone in Eddie's life assumed he'll make a terrible parent without even offering him the help he needed to prove himself except for Buck?? He hears about Eddie's struggles with parenting and doesn't think 'you're a bad dad' he just thinks 'you need a bit of help' and then proceeds to make that happen for Eddie.
Calling Bobby to get permission to have Chris with them because Eddie doesn't get the time to, introducing Carla to go through the shitty red tapes he's been struggling to figure out, driving him to pick-up Chris after the earthquake, throwing a surprise Christmas party so that Eddie can be with Chris, and being the person Chris can turn to when he doesn't feel like talking to Eddie.
I don't think Buck realizes how much Eddie probably values all the things Buck has done for him to allow him to be the parent that he's always been capable of being. Buck downplays the things he does and probably thinks it's not much but for Eddie it's everything. It's everything Eddie didn't get from his partner or his parents. Buck just... does it for him, as easy as breathing.
This is why it was so, so easy for Eddie to choose Buck as the legal guardian for his Will but it was a shock for Buck. Buck doesn't know how integral he's been to Eddie being a good dad. For Eddie, it's easy because be knows Buck is already capable of stepping up. For Buck, it's surprising because doesn't think all the things he does matters.
#now I'm not saying Buck is the only reason Eddie is a good dad okay#because Eddie does so much of the work himself#but parenting is hard especially if you're a single parent#you have so much to do that people often judge you for not being perfect#so the fact that buck steps in and helps out in little ways so that eddie can actually be the fully awesome dad that he is#ugh they are so fucking precious to me#i love getting into their heads and dissecting what their thought process is like#remember the way eddie looked at buck when he introduced carla to him??#yeah that#that's the look of someone who can't believe what the other person is doing for them#co-parenting buddie is everything#buckley diaz family#buddie#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#evan buck buckley
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mgs doodle dump + 2 shitposts i shoould like. organize these somehow. i wont but i should
thank you @counterfeitubiquity for helping me ID and also letting me steal one of ur memes
#ashenart#big boss mgs#venom snake#kazuhira miller#solid snake#revolver ocelot#does anyone else show up enough to justify being tagged.... no#mgs#metal gear solid#I HAVE things to say on a couple of these actually so welcome to my tag commentary its nice to have you here#1] i dont give a shit about bb and venom as a ship i just think the bad bitch i pulled line was really funny#the 2nd meme was inspired by the fact that i saw someone do it with kaz and i went like that fits bb like way more. dont read into venom he#the funniest guy to put there#official ashenberry stance neither kaz or ocelot are twinks but again. funny fucking sentence roll with it#oh yeah theres enough here to justify a#vkaz#tag. awesome enjoy
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#red vs blue#rvb#art on main#<- yeah it counts. whatever#epic post compilation#first pic has been in my mind for like 5 years. you understand. like and subscribe#also since my Awesome Boyfriend pointed out the stickfigures thing in the tags:#Yeah this is stickfigures because i didnt want to draw the director.#i fucking love drawing power armor. i just dont want to look directly at the director because i hate him.
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GRAH RIPTIDE MAGMA DOODLES
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi#jrwi riptide#chibo#queen#guys i fucking love queen jrwi#finally cating up with riptide hooray#i find it funny making these tagss so im gonna keep doing thjs#if you read these say hi or smthn#okay im gonna post it now#yeah#im doing it#right now.#yep#here i go#hits you with my awesome wizard spell
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Coming out as marius pilled since reading blood and gold
#sorry blood and gold was just so awesome#the vampire chronicles#vc#the vampire armand#marius de romanus#armand#blood and gold#anne rice#fanart#my art#yes yes hes a terrible person and all hes also literally a blood sucking monster#i like my monsters for being monsters#hes literally THE vampire of venice#thats so fucking sick i dont even care#(guy that really fucking likes vampires)#oh i also really fucking like tva specifically cause you read about armand in all the other books#and your like wow what a freak how the fuck did he get like this#then you read tva and your like oh THATS how he got like that#like oh yeah those circumstances would just naturally turn out in you being like that#honestly thats one of my favorite things about annes writing#shes so good at crafting the exact lives her deranged freaks would have :)
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i guess youtube realized im aroace and is now recommending me videos about aro/acephobia ? it’s all been stuff like “look at this shit look at these assholes aren’t they assholes for thinking you’re the crazy one. the video uploader is on your side but look at the thumbnail where someone on twitter is talking about how you should be murdered for being an unfeeling monster” which like hey man im sure it’s cathartic to some to be told “these guys suck for hating you what’s their problem” but i kinda don’t want to be shown the hatred to begin with
#anyway being aroace is awesome. there’s so much shit i don’t have to put up with. but then unfortunately there’s the shit i Do#anyway yeah I don’t get peoples beef w aros/aces. why is my love life your fucking problem. im literally just not engaging#whatever im going back to watching kid cosmic. or im gonna go draw. we’ll see#words from the monarch
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