#this was awesome

[fleetways]

when ur bitch wife wont stop nagging you through the interdimensional portal

[deoidesign]

Just finished an animation commission for @sleep-is-god, it was SO fun I was so happy to get to draw this!!!

[piperscharm]

PJ characters as things me & my friends have said‼️

Percy: “Luke, I am your discord kitten.”

Will: “Wait, you can be gay in Texas?”

Piper: “All sunshines and rainbows? NO, PEDOPHILIA.”

Nico: “I accidentally texted Leo saying, ‘try not to remain alive.’”

Piper to Leo: “You’re so house arrest core.”

Percy to Annabeth: “I’m committing felonies for you, babygirl.”

Jason: “I-I-I’m fine, just suffocating.”

Nico to Will (accidentally): “If you fart in my face, I will make you gag tonight.”

Piper: “I don’t have Paris, the country.”

Leo: “I’m gonna start barking again.”

Jason: “Dear lord Jesus, I pray to you today—“

Grover: “Why do you have god in here?!”

Hazel to Percy: “Are freshmen your favorite breed of animal.”

Frank: “Honestly, after hearing that, I’m happy I was unconscious for the first 5 years of my life.”

Percy: “So my swim friends nicknamed me God.”

Leo to Piper: “Your eyes are two different flavors.”

Will: “Therians make my skin boil.”

[shoukohime]

must a tv show be "realistic"? is it not enough to see a blood soaked mizu kill a bunch of enemies on her own in the most spectacular and gruesome way?

[qsmp-construction-worker]

its badboyhalo's world and we just live in it

[the-port-mafia]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖒𝖆 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉

[pigeonstab]

May I offer you a little christmas beast in these trying times?

CHRISTMAS BEASTTTT YESSSSSS cutieeeee cutie cutie curing all my woes!!!

*high pitched* In the little sweaterrrrrrr, oh what a beast to have, to cherish. fuckinh hell. AHDJAHBDIABEJENDK they look so dapper. Like a little librarian 😭. Oh my god. Little beady eyes looking through my soul, peering through me and absolving my sin. THE LITTLE CURLY DOS ON THE PAWS OMGHGGH that is NEXT LEVEL.

I need to breathe. The little noseee and like white mustache??? Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! The beast has eyebrows. I didn't know dogs had eyebrows. I love them. I love this beast so much. I bet they're a menace and I don't care. This is pure joy. I'm coming over to your island and petting this guy (gal? I don't remember I'm sorry)

I don't think I've talked about the sweater enough. What a nice fit. Beautiful. Beautiful. Oh my god. I would go on. I'm stopping there. I need to chew them.

[lotsofsq]

worked together with @heyitsthatonesmolgay to bring you this art to accompany his fic All It Takes Is Once!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56586871

[ID copied in alt text: a colored drawing of SQ and Mr Curtain, on either side of the side profile of a thick door. sq is crumpled if one side of the door, head against the door sliding down. his hand is also braced against the door, and he is on his knees, his ankle is emphasized as in pain. he has scratched and bandages on his arms and legs. he looks crushed and has tears rolling doen his face. he is saying “please… mr curtain” wobbly. mr curtain is on the other side of the door standing looking almost remorseful. he has one hand resting on the door. ]

[andreai04]

It was starting to sink in that for the rest of my life, the people I met, the people I became close to—there would always be a chance that they saw me as a payout.

[anxietypossumart]

In honor of Absolute End

Spoilers in tags ruh roh

[dragonmasterhiccup]

*hides 260 tiny ducks all around your house*

"Wha- hey! What are you doing?? How did you even get into my house?"

"....You....you hid over two hundred tiny ducks in my house?? Why-what made you even--" He threw his hands up in what he knew Astrid would call a 'Classic Hiccup gesture' , "-aaagh, you know what? I'm not even going to try to guess. The twins put you up to this, didn't they? Well, Loki Day has already passed, don't let them rope you into their mischief!"

[entomolog-t]

Glance, face, motion, and night for Shadows We Cast Duo!

also who usually has custody of the brain cell?

LETS GOOOO! (From this)

This is a long one 💕😭

At a Glance:

For Sal it would be his size in a multipurpose sense of the word, obviously he's tiny, but despite being objectively small he's undeniably big- broad shouldered, heavily muscled and long limbed so he despite his build he doesn't look stocky. It's clear as day that if he were human sized he'd be an absolute unit.

For Mark it's a bit harder- Mark is a very plain and unassuming man. The most notable standout trait would likely be he has extremely well kept skin. His cleanliness habits as well as being fairly indoorsy have left him with very clear/soft skin. He was a calm and polite kid, never really getting rough or rowdy, so he's got nearly no scars to boot. Skincare icon💅 we love a man who regularly washes his pillow cases 😭 he absolutely has a meticulous skincare routine that is complete nonsense to Sal and his bi-weekly baths.

Face:

With Sal's face, his most noteably traits would be his pointed ears, and facial scars. Sal is warm skinned, normally having a slight flush/mild sunburn. Hes got an obnoixious mullet/mohawk that he occasionally ties back. His face shape is fairly sharp and distinct, with a Roman (or broken?) nose and wide smile. He's got soft green eyes and an overall friendly, if a bit puckish, face despite the gnarly scars (one over his brow and another on his chin).

Again, Mark's most distinguishing facial feature would be his extremely clear skin. He does have a bit more of a pretty boy/cute look to him compared to Sal. Mark has soft balanced features, meaning nothing really stands out in a good or bad way. Mark is Korean-Canadian, and has brown almond shaped eyes and neutral to cool toned skin. He's got dark brown hair that's kept in a fluffy curtain bang with the sides and back cut short. Mark's facial expressions tend to be reserved and soft for the most part, but Sal has a distinct way of getting much more animated reactions out of Mark (usually for all the wrong reasons).

In Motion:

Sal is extremely animated and exaggerated when interacting with others, almost bouncy. His movements are very high energy, and could be seen as reckless/risky to those watching given he's got no qualms with climbing/heights. He moves with a lack of caution that comes from skill/confidence- not recklessness. He moves a bit less impulsively when hunting/gathering, at times almost animalistic in the way he darts around or ambushes. There's a clear springloaded vibe that denotes significant power his movements. His lack of clothing definitely doesn't impede his motion 😭 though, the way he tapes his feet is actually a trick for arch support and to give him a bit more grip. Underneath his loose pants he wears what is essentially a garter belt for his knife/sword so it doesn't get caught on plants. He does have a few alternate outfits, but they tend to be very utilitarian.

Marks movement is much more soft- he's shy, and the way he moves tends to be very small/closed off/reserved. His movements are polite and careful, though almost skittish. Mark is fairly graceful with his small movements, though he's not coordinated or athletic on a larger scale, bordering on clumsy. Mark's clothes are 80s-90s inspired basic, functional and clean, but neutral- not excessively flexible or restrictive.

Night time :

Sal is absolutely a birthday suit type (much to Mark's frustration on Sals visits) though if the material is soft and fluffy and loose enough he may be persuaded to cover up ... maybe.

Mark is a big comfy shirt and cozy sweatpants kind of guy- he likes graphic t's (fun fact: occasionally his shirts are nods towards other G/t content as a fun lil Easter egg. I think there's only one posted right now but I got a few different shirt wips in the making as nods to other creator's content)

Brain Cell:

Mark holds the braincell 9 times out of 10, though it's more so because Sal let's himself be more goofy and free with Mark, letting his guard down. Though, Sal is far more knowledgeable about the outdoors/wildlife/crafting and things of the like. Mark is more so a man of modern intellect.

[catsaystuff]

Holiday period is always an exhausting time of the year for everyone, and that includes you. After a particularly demanding December 25th, you’re curled up in your bed, embraced by a warm blanket, cradling a warm cup of toffee nut latte. Your most beloved comfort film has just started playing when suddenly, a loud knock is heard!

You make haste towards the source of the sound, led to the front door. You hesitate, unsure of what could be waiting for you on the other side, but take the leap of faith and open it. You gasp! It’s the three healers!! And they bring gifts!!!

They hand you over your share, and you thank them deeply and earnestly before they take off for the next house! You’ve barely closed the door before you start tearing through the wrap, beaming with excitement! They’ve brought….

... a kitten plushie, a steppe charm and a loaf of bread!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! 💞

THIS IS SO GOOD. THIS IS ALL I COULD ASK FOR ON THIS CHRISTMAS DAY. (I think inside my head while trying to hold back tears in my living room)

I'm making tuppers rn. There's Cocido and mantecados and turrón for everyone. I'm finding them soon and giving all three of them some. They won't leave without eating a bit.

I'm actually shocked bc I've been jokingly asking my mother for one plush JUST LIKE THAT ONE for like 2 years and I never got it. Crazy. I love it. I'm cherishing it forever. Bread is my favorite food. The charm is beautiful. I love u

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!! OUGHHHHHH /POS

[carbonbasedmatter]

I can finally be at peace now, for months it has haunted me the thought that I didn't hit max and never got to evil boop people I have received my vengeance now I spent my entire day doing this instead of studying chem 10/10 no regrets thank you tumblr. I am going to continue booping people now.

[retrokid616]

"postal workers" laudna

yep marisha on her hating mail arc again

and sadly with that i gotta call it here i need to head to my morning shift tomorow so until next week with a fully reunited bells hells take care stafe safe THE TONUGES NOT REAL SAM! and is it thursday yet?