#But that part of the story pissed me off

[severussnapemylove]

Missing Scene - The Goblet of Fire

As yet untitled one-shot set after Moody turned Draco into a ferret. The scene in the book is disturbingly violent and Draco needs an adult to look out for him.

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Severus was at the desk in his office when Moody lead Draco in by his arm. At the sight of the boys dishevelled appearance, he assumed there'd been a fight. But as he listened to Moody's recount of what had happened on the stairs, his blood boiled. He kept his voice hard and icy as he said "Moody, in future, you will leave my students to me." Moody just snorted before turning and walking out of Severus's office, leaving Draco where he stood.

"Was that true what he said?" Severus asked, walking around the desk towards Draco. Draco was silent for a moment before relying, "Yeah, it was." Severus carefully turned Draco's head to the side a bit to check the bruise forming on the boys' cheek bone. "There are few moments were attacking when someone's back is turned is acceptable. That wasn't one of them." He went over to a cabinet on the wall and took out two small potion vials. "Here, drink these." he said, handing the vials to Draco, "One's for pain, the other accelerates healing. You should go the hospital wing, but I suspect that'd be adding insult to injury." Draco smiled slightly, "Thank you, professor" he said before downing the blue and purple concoctions, grimacing at the taste. Severus couldn't suppress a smirk at his reaction, "Pumpkin juice will take the after taste away. Now I believe you have a break between classes, rest in your dorm while that takes effect." Draco nodded and quietly said "Yes, professor." before leaving the office.

Severus sat back at his desk, lost in thought. The Malfoys were leading Draco down a dark path, but there was nothing he could do about it now. Hopefully, in time. Right now, he could focus on how to keep Mad Eye Moody from using any more students as battering rams.

[klanced]

you are so lucky to not have watched s4-8

people always ask me 'katie why did you only watch half of voltron??' and i'm just like guys i thought we all agreed that voltron was not a very good show 💀

[mariatesstruther]

okay but a version of events in which tommy takes ellie to the fireflies, but NEITHER of them come back. and maria joel have to work together to get them back

[oceanwithouthermoon]

honestly so tired of people telling me "saiki doesnt need to be in a relationship" like ok??? he doesnt NEED any of the things people write in fanfiction but actually its fucking fun to think about ???? keep ur opinion to urself pls 😭

[spghtrbry]

so i’ve been. THINKING lately.

you can find many similarities in both stories but there are also huge differences…

in cain and abel’s story cain murders his younger brother because of his jealousy and because god preferred abel over him, which is obviously similar to how chuck’s pride made him envious of jimmy because he’s more likeable and made their mom laugh etcetera etcetera..but i’d say abel was a pure guy, he didn’t do anything bad, he was like. basically the purest human being at that time (well it’s not really difficult to be the best person when there’s like 4 people in the whole world and two of them literally got kicked out of heaven but anyway). and cain murdered him. which is clearly not the case with jimmy and chuck because obviously in the legal point of view chuck is a better person than jimmy …

and we’ve got esau and jacob, which is i think a really underrated story. i mean i love cain and abel but i think people often forget about those two. esau, (technically) an older brother, always gets tricked by jacob. jacob buys his birthright and steals his father’s blessing that was meant for esau. and esau rages at him because. i mean. that’s not a nice thing to do. but in the end jacob becomes one of the Main Characters in the genesis… personally i think this story is more… idk, specific? there’s just something about the younger brother constantly tricking the older to get what he wants, even though the reasons not always are completely selfish. BUT! in the end esau and jacob made peace which is (spoiler alert😨) not the case with chuck and jimmy ………..and also jacob didn’t really have a redemption arc and esau just. idk. moved on with his life. got a family and all that. so he basically became a normie. but yeah ANYWAYS!

so yeah. i’d really love to hear ur thoughts and opinions on this one because i am a little bit insane about all this stuff as you probably noticed

(also if i messed something up or if im wrong anywhere please lmk lol it’s been a while since ive read the old testament…….)

[transmascutena]

what's with that "fucked up ships" poll having both utenanthy and . akio and anthy in it. like huhwhat.

[corpsentry]

it’s so funny to me when people make posts that are like i hate it when fandom mischaracterizes my favorite blorbo/fandom needs to stop reading the story this way/fandom reduces my blorbo to xyz trait when they actually contain multitudes bc they clearly have things they like and care about re: the topic but instead of simply sharing their thoughts they have to preface their joy with this kicking at the table leg bit that emphasizes how correct their opinion is and how everyone else is Lame and also Wrong like mein gotte it’s barbie dolls on some 35 year old who works in software engineering’s macbook you have contributed nothing to society by telling jessica from ohio software engineer to deepen their understanding of sakusa kiyoomi haikyuu. ‘fandom always ignores/forgets that’ ok and? your problem is? ? ? maybe people are happy writing chilfuck as a babygirl or marcille as something other than a girlfailure in which case good for them!! it sparks joy yahhhh!!! i’ve blocked enough people on twitter to mostly be at peace these days but tumblr is Not Safe everywhere i go on my dash there are these weirdos who think everyone else is doing fandom wrong. you silly man. you absolute buffoon. you mysterious moralist

like listen i am the most literaturepilled mf out here so i think i’m entitled to yap about this i like my characters fucked up and bizarre and quadruple-faced and so only read very particular fics but maine gotte i will not complain about it publicly because that’s my business! other people are here for other things. escapism. joy. Oviposition. and that’s great because life’s boring when it’s just you and 10 other guys like you. i’m telling you morally outraged random 18 y/o the oviposition guy is the key to the universe and i’m Old and Tired now so every time someone puts that ‘marcille is more than a genius and people need to stop writing her like awooga booga whatever the fuck’ shit on my dash they’re catching that block like a fist flying out of a can of tuna oh yeah i’m closing my eyes i do not see your dumb ahh shit i go to bed

[rolandkaros]

one day we will talk about how tennis fans talk about/treat players they find attractive versus players they dont…………

[shitpost-it-tristan]

Hello there, Friend!

Don't mind me! Just going through the Wreck-It Ralph Screencap website– Again. 👀

I love looking at all the Screencaps and just... overanalyzing them! Always small details that I didn't pick up on (especially while watching the movie)

For example, The time-lapse at the start of the movie! Since it went by real quick and all!

Analysis down below! 👇

(^ And I'm assuming that this might be the first time the game was played?? Or maybe the first week of being plugged in? Not sure, but moving on!)

First off, imma say it... RALPH'S FACE IS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING TO LOOK AT. It's not the expression of: "Aw, I lost :( "

NO, HE LOOKS GUILTY. AND THIS WAS "30 YEARS AGO." HE ALREADY FELT BAD FOR BEING PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY THE NICELANDERS BUILDING.

Y'all see how Felix isn't looking at Ralph? He's either looking down at the building, like "Gosh, woo! The gamers did it! All fixed!! 😊"

Or he's looking at the Nicelanders (Sidenote: Yeah, it's most likely just cause that's how the gameplay was programmed. But I'm still gonna over-analyze it!)

Y'all see that?? The Nicelanders be smiling and happy for a moment, AND SWITCH UP AFTER FELIX CLOSES HIS EYES.

It's probably like that outside of gameplay too. They probably act one way while Felix is looking, and the moment he turns his back, THEY BECOME THE JERKLANDERS.

(^ I have to put this in cause I thought it was *SO* funny. "Man, Gene's the fucking mayor too. Goddamn Gene... fucking mayor of Pettyland." 💀 he's the biggest asshole out of all of them. Makes sense he'd be the Mayor of that petty shithole place. "nice"-land.)

His eyes just stay closed.

Felix, you oblivious little fuck (I love you, you dense lil man...)

BUT OPEN YOUR EYES MF-- GODDAMN!!

Okay, so the look of shock on Ralph's face. He's like "AYO WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL DOING?! HOW CAN Y'ALL EVEN LIFT ME!!? I'M 9FT TALL AND WEIGH 653 POUNDS--"

Wait, cause y'all see how the first three Nicelanders are the ones lifting him up?

GENE AIN'T DOING ANYTHING. GENE YOU'RE A SHIT MAYOR. DON'T EVEN PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE--

NAH, CAUSE FELIX IS THE ONLY ONE KEEPING THAT PLACE FROM FALLING APART. IN AND OUT OF GAMEPLAY.

^ GENE DON'T DO SHIT. 🗣📢

They gotta hold a new election; Felix for Mayor. Or LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN GENE.

Ralph: "I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking... why are you here, GENE???"

*Gene's just the mf who gets thrown out of the building.*

KNOW YOUR PLACE, GODDAMN, GENE--

(Whoops I got off-topic. 😬💀)

Well first off - since it's the gameplay and all - for 30 years, Felix HAD HIS FUCKING EYES CLOSED; LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.

Also, that's just level 1? How many levels does 'Fix-it Felix Jr' have? Does it just keep going until Felix Game-overs?

Does Ralph get thrown off the building every time a level's complete? Poor guy, and then he's treated like garbage - again, metaphorically AND LITERALLY

BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE DUMP.

/end rant

[glamfellens]

datvg is pissing me off but when emmrich puts his arms behind his back and starts walking. or when hes like "ah" when rook tries to sneak a peek during the skull/fade cutscene. bark bark

[bulbabutt]

Don’t let the internet lie to you earthspark s2 (part 1) good just the usual “over dadification” of a fandom creating their own version of a piece of media in their heads that ends up soooo out of touch with its own source material, and it ends making people see the actual media itself as out of character because it didn’t go the way the fandom warped brain made them think 🤷‍♂️

idk what franchise you think this is but starscream going crazy with power is not new or out of left field have you SEEN cybertron? WFC? Cyberverse? G1? Etc etc etc??? Starscream is always the most unhinged decepticon and will ALWAYS do things that end up fucking him over in the long run. Starscream never learns THATS WHY HES THE FAN FAVORITE. I’m sorry she’s too crazy for you but she’s my queen and I love her

[mossiestpiglet]

romantic killer is good but also so hard to watch because on the one hand It Knows What It’s Doing but at the same time i am seething in rage the entire time and i need to peel that hamster like a kiwi

[the-busy-ghost]

Me normally: Let people love what they love

Me, after a Test Match Special commentator expresses their belief that the new All Creatures Great and Small is somehow "better" than the 1978 version: This is pure insanity and TMS can no longer be trusted on anything, how can they even be trusted to know about cricket, do they have no TASTE

[kevinsdsy]

what’s “not allowed” 👀

[ WIP GAME ]

omgg so not allowed is a keremy fic inspired by the song not allowed by TV Girl. it's basically a fic cenetered around kevin exploring his sexuality— i'm still in the starting phase of writing the fic though, but it's going to be a college au with no exy involved and basically all the aftg characters attending the same college because why not?

but also i find it so hard to really get a full picture of how i want it to look like so i might decide to make it a oneshot or a short fic idk— like i said it's in the really early stages of becoming something and i might decide to hide it in my drafts forever, but for now i at least got a a few words on paper:

“You suck.”

Jeremy Knox stood in front of Kevin Day, his heart pounding in his chest. He felt vulnerable, watching as Kevin’s stony expression shifted to recognition. It was more than Kevin had ever given him outside the bedroom, especially when they weren’t alone. The hallway was filled with the hum of conversations, but Jeremy barely noticed the noise. His focus was entirely on Kevin. Jeremy realized Kevin was standing with his friends, but the consequences of confronting him like this hadn’t crossed Jeremy’s mind yet.

The two of them were no strangers, but it hadn’t stopped Kevin from ignoring Jeremy for the past few days. The silence stretched between them, while Kevin’s friends watched with curious eyes.

Kevin still didn’t say a word, though, as he stared Jeremy down. For a moment Jeremy started to believe Kevin would disregard him entirely, just as he had been doing for the past few days.

(...)

A few nights ago, Jeremy and Kevin had been all wrapped up in each other. At the time Kevin had been desperate to get a taste of Jeremy, allowing Jeremy to pull him apart with eager hands and hungry kisses. Now, in the quiet aftermath, Jeremy was sure he could still feel Kevin’s heart racing against his own skin, even though their bodies weren’t pressed against each other— or maybe it was just his own heart pounding in his chest right now.

Taking a deep breath, Jeremy dared to take a step closer, lowering his voice.

“We need to talk, Kevin.” He was sure not everyone caught his words, but he didn’t miss the raised eyebrow from Kevin’s friend standing closest to him—Andrew? It must have been Andrew. The two of them seemed almost inseparable. The only tricky part was that Andrew had an identical twin brother, and Jeremy often struggled to tell them apart. Since he only saw one of the pair, though, he figured it must be Andrew this time.

[hella1975]

'fucking brunch' 'FUCK brunch' i love this show

[gothsuguru]

thank you to the person who requested geto being obsessed w gojo’s gf because the idea of it is DELICIOUS - here’s a lil teaser!