#he was so wrong

[g00se-ars0nist]

do we all remember this?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[longlivelindanny]

It amazes me how many of you think Danny was right in 3x20. Did you even watch the episode?

[chekhovsgunshow]

darth vader was at least half a foot too short

[exposing-arzaylea]

so i was just looking through bryan’s archive and this is a bit bout arzaylea. not really tea or anything but a bit of background.

how did you and arzaylea meet

She slid in my DMs

link

it seems a little dodgy that shes posting so much about you on social media so quickly, from the outside looking in. with followers being so important (sadly) nowadays, you have to watch out for those with hidden intentions

I know her intentions. She’s so genuine. We go back before the followers so that’s not an issue.

link

[malthouse-blog1]

I had some customers at work, a mum and her teenage son. We had banter about Mothers Day. They told me they were boring and they were going to stay at home and watch 'mums favourite movie' I replied with 'whether it's boring depends on the movie, what is your mums favourite?' And I am so happy, because in unison they replied. Son: Pitch Perfect probably. Mum: Pulp Fiction. Just call your mum more often.

[an-inconsideratepissbaby]

Wrong Number || Adam & You

Adam: Your butt looked good the other night

Adam: wow that was really forward. I'm sorry.

[prodigal-ezreal]

“Agh I can’t help it, this city just gets in my nerves”

[idreaminp0etry]

All this star wars press just reminded me on how my neighbor thought I was a fake geek girl for liking Star Wars and tried to tell me ewoks didn’t exist in any of the movies and that I was thinking of wookies and that he knew more about it then I did

I just…..

Fuckboy didn’t even know what ewoks were

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#He Couldn't Have Been More Wrong

[porthosofthemusketeers]

on the date yesterday, i bet the guy $50 that the hawks would win, and now i’m torn between never speaking to him again and actually collecting

[contemporanealitical-archive]

peixesdust replied to your post:how tall is the dave

(are you telling me that the 3 inches you added made him taller than Fef I’m so upset)

((he wasnt complete without them you dont understand))

[amberunfiltered]

Oh god

My dad tried to tell me about this thing called "plethoras" so I was thinking 'cool something new to learn' And he was like,"that thing that comes out after the baby." A fucking placenta?! Dad where the actual fuck did you come up with plethoras?? He's literally giggling now. He's lost it.

[galpalkirk]

John projecting his thoughts of infidelity onto the Mayfly Man is my favorite thing

[allieisnotonfire]

Boyfriend: "You know that if you shake up Mtn Dew it doesn't explode like normal soda?" Me: "I'm actually pretty sure it does..." Boyfriend: "nah! Watch this!" *shakes soda vigorously* *opens soda* *soda explodes everywhere* Me: *poker face* "well so much for that theory..."