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Go For It, Miguel!
#Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse#Miguel O'Hara#Peter B. Parker#spiderdads#ATSV#Marvel#Spider-Man#Rai's Art#Raishiteru#I love Peter B. Parker.#He's so boyloser guyfailure.#But mostly malewife.
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someday, somewhere, somehow
i'm gonna feel found
#bugza#osmp sneegsnag#philza#sneegsnag#malewife duo#my art#listen i am feeling very not so normal feelings about those two#and mostly abt this stupid au i made#they just really make eachother less alone#loneliness never bothered bugza until he meets sneeg. and now he doesnt look forward to him leaving#also yes the caption is found from steven universe i think it somewhat fits them let me cook
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trad wife jace with his ridiculously rich, totally not shady, brain surgeon husband aemond.
#this is basically a hannibal au#just less cannibalism (if you want) and more psychological brainwashing#can be body horror too if you like the idea of brain surgeon aemond playing around in jace’s head (literally)#it’s mostly just programming your boyfriend into the perfect malewife#nothing sinister about it ! nope !#okay i’m going to sleep now ☺️#jaemond#aemond x jacaerys#jacemond#aemond targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#house of the dragon
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Hell yeah IG textposts time! (Ft: a 'dope person I follow's post @hey-hey-j .)
Mostly ship posts because yes
#truth be told i didn't need to @ i just want an excuse to show people my bullshit#inspector gadget#ig textposts#ig textpost#textposts#girlboss Android and Malewife Cyborg#quimbget#yeah mostly ship textposts cuz i love them :)))#memes#gadget and the gadgetinis#cuz their kinda there too
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Reading aleheather fics and killing myself because Nobody gets them like i do
#Like yes Heather is in charge#But they are not basic girlboss malewife couple OKAY just because the girl is in charge doesnt make them boring everyman couple#They match each other's freak in disgusting and horrible ways#Hes charming and polite and puts on the Charm to nice old ladies in the checkout line#Heather does not give a fuck she is rude and bitter even to nice old ladies#He knows not to step out of line but he pushes every one of her buttons#He is besotted. insane. Obessed with her. she is mostly normal about him#he would die for her. She would not. but she would kill for him#This is not them as teenagers btw this is when they are married and old and have liver failure and cancer and shit#Omggg Failmarriage Divorce hearing aleheather AU! Who wants it#They keep edging the general public with threats of divorce#their divorce lawyer HATES THEM!!!!!#will they won't they but it's whether or not they'll stay together#aleheather
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OCtober day 12 - future
it's hard when you're the kid of god's child and the hand picked champion of the devil and have immense power flowing through you and also you're 3 years old
#risk.png#bweirdOCtober#dnd#ocs#dragonborn#aasimar#-hamilton voice- LOOK AT MY SON!!#this is arcturus he's the future kid of minerva and her future fail girlboy malewife josie I love him so so so much he's baby#do not be fooled by how cool this looks he's just a normal 3 year old. mostly. most of his problems are people's problems w his parents
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Hear me out— in chapter 22 they gave me matching vibes
to them
#plus a green alien baby#but that makes the comparison even more convincing lmao#the x files#msr#the mandalorian#yes it's mostly the cop partnter vibes but there's a little more to it too#the believer/rationalist kind of dynamic#but also the malewife/girlboss vibes too lmao#and this episode overall#din darjin#bo katan kryze#dinbo
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I hateeee how asoiaf has just become the "incest books lol" to so many people. what a dumb and reductive way to look at a series that has so much more like. of all the things you could say are the central themes of asoiaf incest in not one of them lmao.(yes obviously it's present, but not nearly as much as people make it out to be) And this isn't about people who havent read it and are just judging from the outside bc who gives a shit about them. But I see this mostly from fans and its just??? what the fuck did you read/watch lmao. I mean even hotd which centers around thee incest family isnt about the incest and you'd have to have negative media literacy to think it is.
Also it's fucking insane how being uncomfortable with incest shipping gets you ridiculed in this fandom lmao. like I'm not here to be the morality police ship whatever the fuck you want idc. but dont be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable??? "ummm if you dont like incest why are you reading the incest books/watching the incest show??? weirdo" I dont fucking know man maybe all the other 348593 interesting things it's about. just a guess. And these are the same people who go on about "well just bc you write something fucked up doest mean you agree with it" which. yes! true!! then why do you uncritically endorse targ incest blood purity 😭 do you think maybe that's one of the things grrm wrote that he doesnt agree with? of course not, hotd is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not doing incest and what happens when you let your pure valyrian blood be contaminated by gross peasant genes from outside your family ^_^ obviously ^_^ and anyone who's not into your incest ships is a bigot <3 "but it's normal in their world!1!11!!!" no its not lol. and even if it was. marrying children is also normal in their world what's your point
#.txt#asoiaf#incest cw#'the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens' <- chracter who clearly thinks incest is normal#btw with incest i mostly mean siblings here. bc cousins seems to be pretty normal for them. but there's a big difference lol#its normal for the targs and that's it#and even then. man it would have been so interesting to explore targ incest as psychological horror rather that 'perfect uwu babies'#like imagine being a kid showing normal affection to your sibling and your parents are like. omg someone's in love <3#thats so fucked up and interesting to me!! but no instead we get 'and baegel married his sistercousin and they lives happily ever after <3'#btw i wanna make it clear im not clutching my pearls at people who think incest in asoiaf is interesting#or like it in a 'wow that's fucked up. more' kinda way#but man the 'uwu incest romance' people are so annoying lol. daemon is a malewife sure whatever make everything boring#also i think its gross lmao but again ship what you want idc#especially when its not canon like. why do you want extra incest 🤨#im so tired of seeing helaemond everywhere jfc leave them aloneeee. aemond is a freak but not in that way -_-#lucemond also. die#cringe ass ship names btw -_-#sorry for the rant i dont like to get too serious but this annoys me so baddd#anyway f&b was a mistake
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feels so weird to have to rewrite and write new parts for the absolute very beginning of the fic. it's also unbelievably fun but it's just funny to throw this thing into reverse that way
#.txt#also. hands shaking with excitement. PART ONE FREDDY <3 I'M BACK BABY.#like i love my pathetic failure malewife p2 freddy but part one.......... oh my conflicted scared little guy#also so excited for when i get past chapter one and can mostly edit instead of re-writing and writing#.... except like chapter idk 2 through 3 needs a lot more written and re-written but AFTER THAT for sure it's all good mostly#the second i'm out of the hurt/comfort woods we'll be mostly in editing mode instead of writing mode but that'll be. ehhh a bit of time.#IT HELPS THAT i'm not used to editing such a large project so idk how much time any of this is going to take i'm not gonna lie to y'all idk
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Should I make a comic on how Tim + Sally met??? Cause honestly they r the power couple fr fr
Malewife girlboss duo ftw bc they r so perfect lmao
#wordgirl#tim botsford#sally botsford#I love them more than this fandom does#I think I like them mostly bc of the malewife girlboss trope lolol
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I received a vision from the gods.....
#I NEED this chat#I NEED HIM TO BE THICC#I headcanon him as trans too so it'd be like.... Soft feminine curves#Yummy yum-#Like the transition was mostly facial#He didn't get top surgery because his booba were already flat enough#(headcanon)#But no really please I'm begging thick marcassin--#I SAW SOMEONE ON TUMBLR TOO DRAW HIM WITH GORGEOUS LIPS TOO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD#SAME PERSON GAVE HIM LIKE CURLY HAIR STRANDS TOO#I EAT THAT SHIT UP#Hold on lemme find the artist#EVILNUMNUM#SHOUT OUT TO EVILNUMNUM FOR GORGEOUS MARCASSIN WITH PRETTY LIPS CURLY HAIR AND HAIR STRANDS#I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW HIM IT LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE#Okay so uhhhh id like to order a thicc marcassin with lips curly hair and hair strands---#hekate shut the fuck up#hekate shut the hell up#hekate shut up#ni no kuni wrath of the white witch#ni no kuni#marcassin#marcassin (ni no kuni)#marcassin ni kuni#marcassin ni no kuni#ni no kuni marcassin#Oh I'm so normal....#Oh and if you read fhe tags this far#I call Marcassin my Girlypop Girldinner Pornhub Cocomelon Mommy Malewife---
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messing with benchmark cc now and debating whether or not to change the nose on my bunniisan when we get the free fantas
i like the more rabbity look of the second one, plus i've already drawn him with something more like that as well as the big curly hair squeenix won't let me have on m!viera yet YOSHI-P PLEASE
BUT i have also played with him a lot and i'm attached to his old face so idk if i really want to change it...putting it to a vote lmfao
as an aside, i really like how the lighting engine handles dark skin even in cc now; it's a massive improvement.
#i uh. i cannot share the art. bc it's nsft. but. i'll draw him more so you can see what he's supposed to look like >>;;;;#soon anyway. got a lot of stuff going on atm alas#ffxiv#stirring up trouble#i tried to make him extremely fem-coded tbh; he's max height male (f!viera are taller) and he's also the Mom Friend....#mom friend type and protective+reliable older brother type with a side of malewife.........love him.........#i should import and mess with my actual WoL next. have less to change abt them though... mostly just height i think.
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As someone visiting my stall at Goldnova put it, "Here's everyone's favourite meow meow, G'raha!" 😆
I did this fanart of my fave FFXIV character, G'raha Tia so that I had an excuse to ramble more about him! I don't want to give spoilers for anyone who hasn't finished Endwalker yet, but it really made me appreciate him and the other Scions even more. Even though he only wore this outfit for a small part of the game in Garlemald, I saw it and instantly knew I had to draw it 💖
This probably won't be the last time I draw a more detailed FFXIV pic like this, so expect more shameless fangirling from my direction as this game has been a big inspiration to me artistically :>
#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#g'raha tia#i love one (1) precious cinnamon roll meow meow malewife#look if my day job was to endlessly draw copious art of g'raha i would do it even though i mostly do original art now#i love him that much
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mal : stop calling me an old man i am full of energy and vigor 😏
anyone : tries to take mal’s staff (which you would do to any mage)
mal : oh no … why would you part me from my walking stick … i am so frail …
#manipulate mansplain malewife .#honestly they believe him too .#man looks like a gust of wind can knock him over . ☠️#?? he doesn’t even need a staff to focus his casting it’s just A Luxury for him .#he mostly … does use it as a walking aid at this point in his life .#so ?????
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yeah they have a really strong family resemblance (the fandom mischaracterizes them in the same ways)
#this is about a lot of things but mostly#enola holmes#bcs I forgot how ass the movies are compared to the books like thanks queen remove enolas entire driving motivation and conflict why dontch#enola was HURT by her mother she didn’t WANT to be alone she was isolated and her character arc is about making the CHOICE to connect!#similarly sherlock isn’t isolated above human concerns an asshole etc etc#he’s a good detective because he notices clues but he’s a GOOD detective because he notices people! not as fools or as witnesses but as ppl#‘haha enola and tewkesbury girlboss malewife’ im hitting you over the head with a cartoonishly large fountain pen.#21st century girlbossification of period-accurate progressive characters actually makes me want to commit arson#SHE. WOULD NOT. FUCKING. DO THAT. OH MY FUCKING SHIT THE CORSET THING AGAIN IM GONNA SNAPFJASKDLAFJCSAKAJSDKFGBDBD#um. anyway. these tags got a little out of hand methinks. posting ‘em nonetheless tho.#home cooked hijinks
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starting to not really care for “girlbossification” all that much. yes your woman is a girlboss but is she allowed to be vulnerable and complex and messy and flawed the same way your male characters are? oh, no she’s just an “action girl” who says fuck and has a physical labor type job bc women dont have those? ah ok. oh and shes also like all serious around the male characters and rolls their eyes at their antics and has to stop them from getting into mischief. like a mom. ok.
#echoed voice#to a lesser extent bc its mostly a fandom thing from what i see- ''malewife'' just bc a man parents his kids#or cooks bc those are women things. men dont do those. feminism win#woody was telling me abt netflix cowboy bebop and i only saw one clip but this is what faye felt like to me#and like. no im sorry shes perfectly capable and is a good fighter yes but like#shes pathetic also. shes a wet dog of a woman who thinks shes the most epic girlboss. it ties to her backstory#where shes like coping and compensating for not knowing who she is or where she belongs#shes sleazy and a con artist and she literally eats dog food at one point to spite her dog#and shes also really good with a rocket and a gun and likes to beat people up and is good at that. just not good at thinking things through#shes like. an actual character who goes through an arc and struggles with things but has both pros and cons to her#you cannot just go ''oh shes an epic girlboss who says fuck and uses guns you guys girls dont do that usually isnt that epic''
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