#But it is not the best carpenter
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Okay because I'm genuinely curious, what does everybody call this little guy
Put where you're from in the tags if you want! (general regions only obviously pls don't doxx yourselves)
#polls#linguistics#entomology#regional linguistic differences#bugs#roly poly#doodle bug#pill bug#sow bug#wood bug#armadillo bug#carpenter#potato bug#tomato bug#tw bugs#best hits tag
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SABRINA CARPENTER "Emails I Can't Send" Era – Stage Outfits
#sabrina carpenter#scarpenteredit#sabrinacarpenteredit#sabrinasource#userchristie#tusercourtney#tusertinas#usersar#dailymusicians#dailymusicqueens#femalegifsource#usergoose#*#*gif#don't look at the gifs too closely i did the best i could with limited fan videos#for some
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SABRINA CARPENTER - SHORT N' SWEET POSTERS
shop for the posters here
#i want these however i do not have the money rn#sabrina carpenter#sabrina#scarpenteredit#sabrinasource#sabrinacarpenter#sabrinacarpenteredit#sabrina carpenter edit#short n sweet#shortnsweet#please please please#taste#espresso#jenna ortega#barry keoghan#posters#*myedits#these were the best quality i could get from the site!#i went in the source code <3
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#tsv#the silt verses#carpenter#hayward#my friend holly called this a portrait of the saint electric which is the best compliment this thing couldve gotten thx holly#comes in a week late dishevelled and shaking. so about that new episode huh#art
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Will GGold bring Emps a doggy bag from his adventures saving Lae’zel?
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I may have had more inspiration for this question than was needed
Don't ask how Greygold got they acquired clown brains.
Bonus Thought:
I think Greygold should have a momentarily skewed perspective on the power of friendship. As a treat.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#the emperor bg3#greygold#squid greygold#I put too much effort into this#I had one more thought about this but I ain't got time! busy busy busy#the kitty door argument is that Emps don't know enough carpentry skills to personally install one without messing with a carpenter's mind#and hiring one would allow Greygold to win the argument that illithids are not the best and everyone has their own unique cool factor#so Emps has instead found 1000 excuses to just -not- install one at all. and Us is bummed about it.
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Melissa Barrera has allegedly been dropped from Scream VII because of her alleged “antisemitic” posting. To be clear she is and has been Pro Palestine and has never made any posts that attack Jewish people.
Boycott the next Scream film. This is a direct attack on a woman speaking her mind.
#man this is so disappointing#Melissa deserves better I wish nothing but the best for her#melissa barrera#anti zionisim#pro palestine#palestine#scream#scream franchise#scream movies#sam carpenter#samantha carpenter
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Carpenter plz stay safe ily 😘
#she is my everything my babygirl my good time boy my best friend#the silt verses#sister carpenter#mallory glass#the trawlerman#podcasts#audio drama#art#my art#drawing#sketch#portrait#fanart#artists on tumblr#traditonal art
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whatever level of insanity odysseus was under when he spat "you don't think I know my own palace? I built it" I'm down
#like#dark odysseus best odysseus#king of ithaca#jorge rivera herrans#epic the musical#epic the musical king#odysseus of ithaca#odysseus#that's such a banger line to spit at the nonbelievers of your power to absolutely wreck their shit up#odysseus moonlights as a carpenter /j#odysseus's mind is not only politics and warfare savvy but architect savvy too#i hope you all get what i mean#i mean odysseus being a man of architecture means he understands the foundation/base of a strong building#ergo he knows how to setup and pay it off#sorry but i love me a schemer#i'm an incredibly cerebral person so this is very attractive to me
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fox: we can't do that scene it's too risque, so we're totally not gonna do it abc: we're gonna have this man pass out with a woman riding him in a jacuzzi in the first ep and not only that, we're gonna add jello to the mix and it's gonna be sweet
#9-1-1#911 abc#911 spoilers#abc is the best thing to happen to this show honestly#i can't believe they did that call that was meant for charisma carpenter straight out of the gate
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Chappell Roan at the 2024 VMA’s
#chappell roan#best new artist#vmas#roan of arc#vmas 2024#mtv vmas#2024 vmas#midwest princess#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#hot to go#pink pony club#my kink is karma#kaleidoscope#casual#guilty pleasure#picture you#femininomenon#super graphic ultra modern girl#drag queen#drag makeup#joan of arc#lesbian#good luck babe#red wine supernova#coffee#naked in manhattan#california#subway chappell roan#read & make out#sabrina carpenter
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Picture it:
Season 3 opens to sad wet cat Crowley who is suddenly and relentlessly harassed by nightingales sent by Aziraphale to the tune of "Close To You" by the Carpenters
#good omens#s3 speculation#best not to speculate#idk man I had to take some Benadryl#the Carpenters#close to you#Crowley#anthony j crowley#nightingales#Aziraphale's version of texting your ex
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the best thing sabrina carpenter has ever done is decrease the amount of people who pronounce espresso like "expresso"
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ryis brain rn…
#fields of mistria#ryis#fom ryis#ryis x farmer#this is maddox… any pronouns. doing their best. fell in love w a carpenter. etc.#amaje art
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we as a society do not talk enough about sabrina carpenter and jenna ortega being immortal beings who murder each other repeatedly and brutally over a boy only to share a very passionate lesbian kiss before bounding together and deciding to kill him
#you would think im making some weird joke but im not#best music video ive seen in a long time#taste sabrina carpenter#sabrina carpenter#jenna ortega#short n sweet
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mikey is so cute here I love her jeans but sam?? she has such a martial aura she's perfect for a super assassin role, give her an action movie role (still want to give her a big hug ughh)
#I miss them so much I want to see scream cast together more often#BEST GIRLS#LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM#mikey madison#amber freeman#scream#melissa barrera#sam carpenter
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