#But he for real has the orange cat traits

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Is Neito Monoma an orange cat? In this essay I will…

[qierxing]

hnnnngh animal hybrids getting me so…..yan hybrid heartslabyul time

Riddle is a pampered little kitty, who always knows he's the best of the best! He's got the pedigree to back him up on it too. there's a strict routine he follows down to the letter-wake up, groom himself neatly, eat a balanced breakfast, spend time observing for intruders-it's all rather tiring, but he sticks to it like no other. if his carefully set up routine is offset, expect some major temper tantrums incoming. still, he is a cat, and as such he'll still adamantly stick to your side for cuddles and petting. once you see him sleepy eyed and pouty lipped, perhaps you can forgive him for his stringent attitude other times. But you know he only does all these tiresome things to make sure you pay attention to him, and him only, right? best make sure you don’t indulge in bad habits, lest you end up on the wrong side of his claws. If you won’t look at him, then he’ll make you look at him.

a faithful companion is what Trey is, as being a dog hybrid, especially of the Newfoundland breed, means his loyalty and ability to care for others is second to none. He's extremely good natured and so patient, even with the rowdy younger ones. you have to remind him to not hover over the others too much, lest he stretch himself too far or his mother henning ends up controlling. It's already happened to you so far, even though you'd argue that's what you're supposed to be doing for him. his instinct to protect must be ingrained deeply, for why does it seem like he's always trailing after you nagging? it's one thing to look out for you, it's completely another thing to run his paws down your body for injuries. maybe you should enlist in some retraining advice…otherwise you might end up pinned to your bed with a possessive hound rutting into you.

a sly little thing, that Cater. Foxes are mischievous by nature, and he is no different. always pulling you to his side for surprise selfies or stealing your ribbon to tie up his own hair, he sure knows how to keep you on your toes. that said, he's still a lovable guy, just not very…honest. Is that another inherent trait? You often ask him where he’s been most of the day and he answers with a vague “just hanging around with other people!”(even though you swear you saw a flash of red orange fur out of the corner of your eye when you went shopping), or when you ask if he’s seen your favorite shirt, only to catch him red handed with it in the laundry. Still, it’s not like he’s weird or mean, it’s just that he needs a firm hand when going too far. And when it gets to the point where you’re having to confiscate his phone for having numerous photos of you, you’ll have to do something real quick or else you might end up flashing more than just underwear in those snaps.

you swear that Ace is a rascal, a rascal! Do all weasel hybrids act like this? one moment you're minding your own business and the next you're having to stop him from consuming your entire snack supply from the pantry. he's always managing to get himself in trouble that it has to be a talent at this point. Some days, you have to seriously consider whether you regret bringing him in from the shelter. Although, maybe that’s too harsh. When he’s not hellbent annoying the soul out of you, he entertains you with tricks up his sleeves, always smugly smiling whenever you compliment his skills. He has his soft moments. but sometimes he gets too mean–always snarling at your other friends or insulting you to the point of tears or frustration. Just when you think about returning him to another handler who could take care of such a rowdy guy, he always manages to come pleading and begging for your forgiveness and then your heart is too nice to not forgive him in the end. this game of tug of war can’t be good for you, but you don’t know that Ace is too well versed in playing hot and cold, and if it means you’ll be isolated from one more rival that isn’t him, then he’ll gladly play this game of breaking your heart.

your heart melts when you look at Deuce. you found the raccoon hybrid shivering in the snowy cold and brought him inside immediately. He’s a little roughed up but with a lot of warm food and being dried by a fluffy towel, he’s practically sparkling with a cool beauty that can’t be seen anywhere. You calm him down from his fretting and over time, he grows rather attached to your side. always insisting on doing your share of the work, claiming it’s to repay you for all you’ve done for him. It’s a little worrying though. Raccoons are mostly solitary creatures, but Deuce has told you he’s been separated from his mother, and you wish to help him reunite with his family. But why is it that he’s not in any hurry to leave? Is he afraid? surely not, as you’ve seen him send intimidating guys twice his size packing from his fighting skills. It’s a secret, but Deuce has been chickening out on proposing to you. he’s been wanting to introduce someone to his mother for a while and put her worries to rest, but every time he’s faced with your smiling face he always ends up red faced and silent. Just give him a couple more days to drum up his courage! once he returns triumphantly with you swollen with his cubs by his side, he’ll be able to rest easy.

[cryptids-of-spielzeit]

Spielzeit Bestiary #7: The Spielzeit Fae

Tales of fairies have been passed down from generation, with various descriptions of what they actually are. Some stories depict them as small, flying humans with the ability to grant wishes, others say they are beings not to be messed with, to never tell your name to, lest they steal it.

But in the case of the town of Spielzeit, their fairies are somewhat mischievious. The Spielzeit Fae, sometimes referred to as "The Smiling Fairies" or "The Giggling Sprites" by locals, are a group of creatures that supposedly roam the woods near Spielzeit, particularly near common picnicing areas or fields.

The actual appearance of these creatures varies greatly from one another. According to locals, there are 8 variants, each with their own personalities. The few common traits in all 8 are their huge, believed to be never changing, smiles and their childlike laughter.

[DISCLAIMER: THESE DESCRIPTIONS ARE BASED ON PUBLIC SUPERSTITION AND RUMORS, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE]

1. Welpe: The Welpe Fae are described as being small, orange Cocker Spaniels, surprisingly similar to the appearance of another piece of Spielzeit folklore, the Sun Dog. Welpe Fae are commonly seen playing with the other fae, and in some cases coordinate pranks and heists for the other fae.

2. Jungtier: Jungtier Fae are described as small, red Bear cubs. Jungtier Fae are said to be incredibly clingy to other fae, and in one case, humans. They seem to show a form of affection through this clinginess.

3. Hase: Hase Fae are described as small, bright green bunnies. Hase Fae have been said to be incredibly energetic, and in some claimed "heist" encounters are the ones said to run off with whatever it is they stole.

4. Huhn: The Huhn Fae are said to be similar to baby chicks in appearance. Huhn Fae, according to locals, usually try to "one up" the other fae in their activities. What this entails is up for debate.

5. Ferkel: Ferkal Fae are said to heavily resemble a common piglet. Ferkel Fae, in most encounters, are usually the first seen, eating whatever they have stolen from the poor sap that crossed them.

6. Kalb: Kalb Fae are described as being small, sky blue elephant calfs. These fae are said to have a great memory. According to local baker Annie Puntz, she gave a Kalb a piece of cake, and the next month, it brought her back a flower.

7. Eins: Eins Fae are commonly described as being very small unicorn-like beings, with white fur and pale blue manes. Eins fae are theorized to be incredibly artistic, as a few locals described witnessing an Eins fairy using the cherries from a cherry tree in the town's Fruit Basket area to paint a rock.

8. Kätzchen: Kätzchen Fae, strangely, are said to highly resemble a tiny version of The Grinning Cat, down to the deep purple fur color and the big grin. Another interesting comparison to note is their tendency to "sleep". Encounters with Kätzchen fae usually start with the witness finding it asleep before waking it up, causing it to run away.

More often than not, groups of fae contain more than one variant, if not all 8. The first documented sighting of the Fae came from the late Dave Fitz, who described having a picnic with his grandchildren, when suddenly a Welpe and a Kätzchen appeared, trying to steal food. Mr. Fitz shooed them away, only realizing later that night that that was a mistake, as he found a huge group of the Fae ransacking his home.

Since then, it has become tradition to leave a piece of food out for the Fae during picnics, even if they never show.

Ranger Angelo Floros was asked about if he believed the Fae were real.

"I, personally, find these rumors to be a load of bologna. Fairies only exist in fairy tales. As for the supposed laughter, there are plenty of children here who love to spook their elders, and this idea of laughing fairies is perfect for them! I have no further comment."

Whether they exist or not, the Spielzeit Fae have become a big part of their folklore, even serving as one of the many creatures celebrated during their Summer Solstice festival, along with the Sun Dog.

All we ask you is...do you believe?

[subcon-crybaby-charlie]

To start off we have our two main characters Spencer and Billy. This post will be primarily about Spencer and his relation ships with the other characters most singular posts will be like this more so just detailing how I would personally handle the character. And Spencer since he's technically the main character while Billy is supposed to be the secondary main character I'm doing him first. 

First off a life before living in LA in the show his dad mentions there from cowtown USA, I have actually looked this up just to see if that's the name of an actual place and it's not it's very specifically just another way to describe a cattle town or places that have a lot of livestock. I have decidedly made him from somewhere in the Midwest, mostly I feel like somewhere in Kansas namely because there is one or two horror films about tornadoes it could work for developing an admiration for horror. Plus he just seems like the type of kid that would stand outside to record a tornado. I also feel like this is what draws Shanilla to him as a friend, because she gives horse girl energy to me for some reason. So she could be genuinely interested in like living on a farm, Spencer didn't actually live on a farm he just do a lot of people who did. 

Oh also my Spencer has a pet cat, it is an orange and white cat and his name is King, technically it's Stephen King but I feel like that's copyrighted so it's just shortened to King. King is a retired Barn cat and he used to be feral. King is technically supposed to be the family pet, but he warms up more to Spencer so he is just Spencer's cat. Also, King can see Billy, most animals can see Billy. Most animals also do not like his presence.

Spencer's relationship with Billy is more so of a sibling dynamic, with Billy obviously being the older brother that does not want Spencer in his space or around at all at least until he gets used to him. I kind of imagine Billy's relationship with all of the kids kind of just being like Eda with luzAnd her friends where he starts off being like not very close to them but he hangs around them because they're the only people he knows of that can see him, and at first he kind of maybe this is them a little because he's like 19 (technically he'd be almost 30 if he were alive but who's counting) and there 14 year olds they're practically babies to him. But as time goes on and he starts to appreciate their presence more he starts to get closer to the kids. Mainly Spencer's and Spencer kind of lives with him. Chanella regime and Mallory are his friends, he meets Rajiv first and she meets the rest of his friend group through them. again relief will have his own separate post because I changed him significantly that's no longer the same character same goes for Mallory and Shanilla though Shanilla I changed less about and Mallory didn't have a lot to start with. 

His parents and sister are kind of the same his parents are out a lot due to work and he's left alone with his sibling Jessica is kind of just basically the same she's 11 she thinks she knows everything. One thing I did change about the parents though is their hobbies Spencer's mom like she still cuts hair but mostly just her kids she's already shown in the show to have a talent for baking so I can imagine it being a dream of hers to have her own bakery meanwhile hugh was exactly the same he wants to be a mechanic but he sucks at it he sucks really bad at it no one has the heart to tell him though. 

I also changed or rather elaborated on why Ponzi hates Spencer, because there's no real reason outside of Spencer just shows divergent traits it seems, by the way my version of Spencer is on some level autistic, so I decided that the exact reason Ponzi hates Spencer so much is because as soon as he found out he was related to Billy he decided to make his life a living hell because of the whole broadcasted talent show thing that Billy was on and the fact that Billy crushed his dreams.

Now one to his design, with my version I wanted to make him resemble really a little more you'll see this more when I show my Billy design. This is mostly in the sense that I made their face shapes more similar, also my Spencer has a mullet because why not I also turned his T-shirt into a short sleeved hoodie. Smaller details that I added to his design are the gap in his teeth, there's no real reason for this I just thought it looked neat, and freckles. I mostly just felt these smaller aspects would give a little more life to his design, I saw some edits two years ago that showed Spencer with freckles and it made him look like a completed design to me so that's why they were added.

So I have some concept sketches, I have a sketchbook primarily to doodle my versions of the DTMG characters and related OCS. I blame ginganinjaowo(joking). These doodles are done in water based marker and usually aren't as detailed as they would be in my primary sketchbook. And alcohol marker drawings that are more accurate representations.

There are a couple Billys in some of these so enjoy those as a little teaser for his post ;3

[hibernationsuit-remade]

everything under hearts for klara pls!!!!!!!! :3

THANK UUUUU ily <3

details about ocs

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

She is veeeery energetic (unless it's a very long day at work) and gets things easily done <3

Resourceful, she can usually get help very easily and knows a lot of things that could be needed in different situations.

Good listener - Klara tends to listen to people a lot and knows how much it means to be heard. Also offers good advice :]

rest of the questions under the cut

🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?

Tendency to plan like, everything? She goes through a "bullet journal" (as in. a to do list and planning journal w some facts written here and there) in like a month bc she just does it Soooooo Much. Which has definitely saved her so many times and brings her peace but also, it's not always a fool proof plan and sometimes it makes it hard to do smth when plans change

Klara's very determined, which can be a very good things bc it gives her motivation to go on and do something but which also makes her very stubborn.

Slef-confident - I mean, it's usually a good trait, am I right? Well I put it into neutral category bc while yes it is a very good thing, she can also be a bit Too Self Confident and get into problems. Oops.

💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?

She can be extremely impatient sometimes, especially at work, but usually just keeps it all in her head (which definitely doesn't do good to her let's be honest)

Overthinker, like, she does it sooooo much. What if this guy who frowned on this meeting frowned bc of her and now the whole deal is ruined and their rival corporation put a bounty on her head. What if her cat doesn't like her bc she bought the wrong cat food. What if these flowers she bought actually mean smth bad and someone who comes for a visit asks about it. It be like that sometimes :(

Sometimes quite argumentative (mostly at work tho).

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

TOBYYYYYYYYYY. :') jdjfjfjjfkfkfkfdkfkfk

She and Tobias have been together for a long time and honestly Klara can't see being w anyone else. Considering her previous relationship experiences, he's the only one who she actually feel safe and cozy and all. Something abt his easy-going, a-bit-too optimistic and barely organized personality that also helps Klara to take it easy and enjoy life as it is.

They've been through a lot, he's been w her when she was going through a lot, they have soooooo much fun together etc etc. The conversations they have bc they both love to talk and barely have any concept of tmi when speaking with someone they know. Their cat parent things. Being open with each other. They fall asleep cuddling every time.

🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?

FRIENDS!!!!! her family can prioritize itself they're high status ppl anyway

UM FOR REAL THOUGH. While Klara loves her family, she prefers her friends much more bc they are less nosy and more trustworthy. She spends a lot of time with them and cares about them so fucking much <3 She loves helping them too and would gladly put them first and her family time second.

Klara's family has a lot of people who have high rank jobs at corporations & are kinda rich which means they can take care of their own problems and barely ever need to be prioritized. AAAND she also tends to, well, mostly contact them when she has something work related to do bc they're also part of her job network despite being in a different department.

She does go to their events sometimes but not always. They understand and actually find it completely fine. She and her moms call each other every month to talk abt life.

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?

Klara speaks English & Swedish, plus some French (her level is B1 i'd say).

💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside?

INSIDE! but she also loves taking nature walks every now and then. Going to the beach or a forest makes her feel good <3

💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?

sjjfjfjjfjfkfjfj does being too good with personal finances count.

💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

She's American-Swedish hehe

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

Ooooh yes :') When I say her job is a bit dangerous I mean it. These suits r sometimes out for blood and will do basically anything to get things in their way. Klara doesn't really enjoy this aspect of her role and frankly, she mostly manages to avoid it, but sometimes things go wrong. :(

Klara hasn't broken anyone's heart but has had hers broken before. As for trust, only once because it was really necessary. She still regrets it.

[that-girl-glader]

I'm actually so bored, so here is my doodle predictions of TSATS because I'm magic like that. (STill haven't fricking read the book yet so please, don't don't, AND PUT SPOILER ALERTS PLEASE!!)

Firstly you can see a sun and a star, and as you can see they look alike because they're the same thing, but they are kinda different because symbolism, bro. Like the traits be the same, but people treat and view them differently,idk.

I drew like a skeleton because idk it was very likely, but also i wanted to see if I could yk. Cause I actually suck at drawing skulls, so I was like screw it. But also it could be significant. Who knows.

The butterfly is self explanatory i feel like because butterfly like. Just butterfly. Idk how, when, where, just butterfly.

For the flower I really believe there will be a flower that is important? or who really knows. I'm not a future/predictor person...(just reminds me of rapunzel, which just makes me believe even more that Wills gonna pull a rapunzel, which drains him. Like maybe Nico almost died, who knows.)

I drew the cat like without tiny bob in thought, and I only realized after. Which makes me think I really am so cool, and good at guessing stuff.

The bat is because I love the way i draw them, and I think Nico could be the next Batman,bro. Maybe he has a whole army of bats. Who knows. You who read do so, yeah..

The cake is their to be a cake. I think maybe if they go to the jacksons they have like cake of sorts. Those are cherries on top by the way, but the cake doesn't have to like... be exactly like that.

notice their is a deadish tree with smokey stuff, that is a magical tree, that might be in the underworld most likely.

The crown is because who knows, I think they will be a crown idk. Maybe it symbolises a ruler of sorts. Maybe it doesn't.

The most important one to me is the mango, I'm hoping there is a mango. Hopefully enchanted. It was either a mango or an orange. Idk. But the mango spoke to me. And there has to be a mango, bro.

The lady in the fire is not being burnt by it. Idk wether they are a threat or not. But that's what's there. I think they are important somehow who knows.

The dog is just decoration, but who knows, who knows indeed, and ofcourse we have the one eyed creature thing(I saw that on the tshirts, but Idk much other than a few minor spoilers I'm not gonna mention)

The broken heart is because who knows. I think they will have a fight, like a proper real fight, but don't worry your pretty little noses. They will be solid again. Or who knows maybe someone breaks up(hoping it's caleo even though they aren't really supposer to be in the story)

and last, but not least. There is a ring. I actually thought maybe nico loses or gives or something with his ring or they find one, Most likely Neeks ring. (I got a minor spoiler about something maybe, idk I usually skip those, but it makes me excited when my doodledictions come to fruition.)

I'll leave you with this: what if python, bro. Who knows. And what if they kill cupid, hahahahHAA.

[changingplumbob]

New Goth Household: Chapter 3, Part 4

It's time for Milton to turn 6 and become a proper child, I shall miss his little face 😭 We take a quick trip to the humor and hijinks festival, Joey prepares for his first day of real work

Marta: Buenos dias carino

Keira: You okay? You seemed restless last night

Marta: Just a few bad dreams

Keira: Was he in them

Marta: He’s only ever in the bad ones. Gertrude why are you up here

Keira: I think she’s trying to establish territory

Marta: I got to get to work, I’ll see you later, te amo

Keira: Bye, love you to

James: I can’t believe I forgot to make the cake

Alexander: Sweets you were busy with the grand meal yesterday

James: I know but Milton deserves a good birthday

Alexander: I still can’t believe Father Winter wouldn’t give him anything

James: I got so mad, needed cat time. Don’t you have a project you should be working on

Alexander: Not losing your memory yet I see

James: Go love. I have this under control

Once the cake is sorted James gives Hamlet some snuggles and the two become companions! Gertrude is aloof so winning her over will take longer. The doorbell rings and Cassandra is here!

James: No kids

Cassandra: They  were in grumpy moods this morning, I decided that if they were here they’d only ruin Milton’s day

The adults sit and talk in the library until Milton emerges for the day. He needed a long sleep after Father Winter was the biggest bully around screw that guy.

Milton: Cassandra!

Cassandra: Hey little brother. You ready to age up

Alexander carries Milton to the freshly baked cake.

Alexander: Okay buddy, let’s blow them out

Milton: Can I has help

Alexander: We can do it together. Three, two, one The two Goth boys blow the candles out and Milton laughs in delight. He is put down, spins it out, and…

Six year old Milton is here! Is it just me or is it hard to find younger kid clothes in cas? Like most of them seem good for preteens but maybe it’s just me. Back to Milton, he has spun the geek trait. I swear it was not my choice despite the poll. He also has the slumber party animal aspiration and is a 1 star celeb? It must be from Mortimer dying as a 5 star celeb.

Black joins yellow and orange as his favourite colours. He rolled liking photography, telling jokes and talking about hobbies. Alexander and James got him some voidcritters.

Keira: Happy birthday

Milton: Thanks, what did you get me

Keira: Oh I haven’t-

Milton: Joking!

Alexander: I think your comedic timing needs some work

Hamlet: *meows* no kidding

The household, minus James who needs a nap after working out, head to the humor and hijinks festival.

Joey: Oi, there’s Morgan

Keira: The one who cheated on me, thank you for pointing her out

Joey: What if, and hear me out, I woohoo her. Like a revenge woohoo on your behalf. I need to get my count up

Keira: *sighs* You know she’s a lesbian right Joey

Joey: Wouldn’t be the first lesbian to sleep with a dude

Keira: Knock yourself out but I’m telling you, you’ll just make a fool of yourself. I'm going to catch up with Marta

Joey: Hey hottie, nice to see you

Morgan: Is it? And since when do you call me hottie

Joey: Oh you know, couldn’t do it when you were dating my friend but I do love redheads. And you in that leather, damn girl

Morgan: *laughs*

Joey: You know, I’m actually a celebrity now. Starting down that path to roll in the fortunes. You could always roll with me if you know what I mean

Morgan: I have some idea

Joey: So what do you say? I’m sure there’s a woohoo spot somewhere here

Morgan: Yikes. You know I’m gay right

Joey: Well yeah but-

Morgan: So keep your pixel parts in your pants and away from me. Unless you’ve suddenly sprouted a vagina, I’m not interested

Morgan turns and walks off.

Joey: I'm not saying I'm a woman but you know Morgan, not all women have vaginas!

He looks over to his housemates who all seem to be having a good time. Figuring they’ll be happy here for a bit he decides to head home and see if Rita is still good for coming over.

Rita is indeed still keen to come over for Joey’s standard collection picture (I have a bad memory so this is just the best way for me to keep track of his count, he's not a complete sleeze, he doesn't score them or any creepy ick). Of course the photo session soon turns into something else as the two take advantage of having more space than the inside of a nightclub bathroom.

When the rest of the household returned from the festival James had finished being critically tired. Milton went straight up to bed while James and Marta chatted as Keira and Alexander finished off their homework. When all was done, everyone of consenting age in the household got lucky that night.

Joey: Thanks for coming so quickly

Tuesday: It’s 5am, you better have a good reason for needing this

(actually Tuesday was the one who contacted Joey requesting a hook up but I changed it around for story purposes)

Joey: My new job starts today and I really don’t want to get in any woohoo entanglements with coworkers. That’s just opening myself up to future harassment lawsuits when I make it big

Tuesday: Okay but I’ve got stuff to do to, so we better play in the shower

Joey: A new location, I’m up for that!

Marta: Really Gertrude? Every morning

Gertrude: *meows* This never gets old

When Marta sits down to have her early breakfast she sees a new face across the table

Marta: Oh hi, I’m Marta

Tuesday: Damn, you’re cute. I’m Tuesday

Marta: Right, Joey’s woohoo buddy. I was thinking it was odd a hook up would stay the night

Tuesday: *laughs* I didn’t, he just needed some unwinding this morning. You know, if you ever need unwinding-

Marta: Thank you but I’m happily taken

Joey: Shower done, teeth brushed, breakfast-

Hamlet: *scoffs*

Joey: Really bro? At least let me get a plate

Tuesday: If you do that, I guarantee it lasts longer

Joey: Are you talking woohoo tips without me

Keira eats her breakfast quietly while Tuesday tells Marta all about various girl on girl woohoo techniques. She really wished she could just disappear from this conversation.

Joey: Wish I could do that

Tuesday: Don’t be ridiculous, you love throwing your pixel parts around

Joey: That’s... not untrue

James: For the love of- Gertrude, did you tip the trash out again? Hamlet you have got to stop eating it

Joey: My first real job, wish me luck dudes

James: Are you wearing a pressed suit

Joey: No because it’s not the 1800s

James: Kids and your “fashion” these days

Joey: Trust me James, if I show up in a suit people wouldn’t believe I want to be a tech bro

Keira has a day without classes, and is all up to date on her homework and exam prep. She heads off to Sulani and spends some time snorkelling among the reefs. She does love how all the fish seem to have their own patterns. She’s thinking marine biology could be a good field to get in to.

After some time she seeks out deeper waters and purchases some dive gear. For now she can afford a rebreather, a dive knife and an underwater camera. Heading below the surface she enjoys seeing bigger creatures, as well as more variety. She manages to capture a photo for her wall. It may be normal quality but she thinks it’s beautiful.

As she swims she thinks. Tuesday was so open and candid about her woohoo life. Marta seemed interested in what she had to say to. Maybe she is a prude if she doesn’t like discussing her woohoo life with anyone but Marta. But does Marta mind that? She knows Marta is naturally curious, so are they properly compatible?

Keira decides to go meet Marta at the end of her shift and suggests they talk.

Marta: Are you all right carino, you look upset

Keira: It’s just Tuesday. She was saying such explicit things and I worry I’m not adventurous enough for you

Marta: Surely you’re interested in how to increase our pleasure

Keira: Well sure but I'd rather have those discussions with just you

Marta: We didn't discuss what you and I do, did we? Our woohoo life is our business carino, I wouldn’t go sharing it like that

Keira: But you talked about the other women you’ve been with. I’m worried I’m not doing enough

Marta: Listen to me carino, and hear me. Te amo, I love you

Keira: Yeah

Marta: That is making the woohoo we share the best woohoo I’ve had. I trust you. Maybe we haven’t launched into the range of positions that exist but every time I’m with you, you leave me satisfied

Keira: Sorry for overreacting

Marta: Remember what I said, communication is important. I’d rather we talk through our worries instead of boxing them up

Keira: Our worries?

Marta: I... I saw him today

Previous Part ... Next Part

[cat-alyzing]

Tigerclaw to match Brindleface

Really debated if I wanted to give him some more Goose traits but decided not to. But here’s the evil man himself! The first one is Tiger at the start of TPB and then the second is him towards the end, before he gets sliced and diced.

(ID- Tigerclaw is standing to the left his back legs slightly out and his front ones straight, on each of his paws his claws stick out and he is side eyeing to the camera with a slight growl on his face. His tail is thick and goes up, and his ears point outwards with his sharp ear tufts sticking out. He’s a reddish brown with deep red stripes mainly on his legs, mane, face, and tail. Orangish cream is on his paws, bottom of his tail, muzzle, and mane with spots on the back of his ears. His eyes are very vibrant with yellow scelera, bright reddish orange eyes, and dark pupils. Scars on the left photo are down his chest in a lighting bolt like shape, front leg, and a nick in his right ear. On the right photo he has scars on his muzzle in a diamond like shape and a large x scar on his back leg. Striped down his back semi resemble claws and two striped connect to his center scar. He has very thick bushy eyebrows and a menacing face. End ID)

Personality wise he is brash. Tough on the outside and still sharp to even those closer to him. While some cats see a spark in the ambitious tom many also see the blood that would be spilled under his watch. None more so than Icestar. She tries to help him and get his anger under control but she’s seen what happens when he can’t stop himself, and when she learns he’s more far gone then she thought she refuses to let him in power. Waiting to claw his way into power he met a semi similar minded molly, Goldenflower. While neither really loves each other in any real romantic way they both want kits, even if she wants them for herself and he wants them to get a better image. For his plan to become deputy his already pretty dark relationship with Brindleface has waned even more. He wants to protect her though and he can’t help but pick apart all the wrongs she does. Meeting their runaway dad? Having kits with a kittypet? I mean surely she should’ve expected half of her litter failing with soft paw blood in them. If he didn’t have Darkstripe and Sparrowtail by his side he doesn’t even know what would’ve happened when she told him they were having kits with that pet. At least with them he’s sane and able to keep his cool.

Personality wise he is brash. Tough on the outside and still sharp to even those closer to him. While some cats see a spark in the ambitious tom many also see the blood that would be spilled under his watch. None more so than Icestar. She tries to help him and get his anger under control but she’s seen what happens when he can’t stop himself, and when she learns he’s more far gone then she thought she refuses to let him in power. Waiting to claw his way into power he met a semi similar minded molly, Goldenflower. While neither really loves each other in any real romantic way they both want kits, even if she wants them for herself and he wants them to get a better image. For his plan to become deputy his already pretty dark relationship with Brindleface has waned even more. He wants to protect her though and he can’t help but pick apart all the wrongs she does. Meeting their runaway dad? Having kits with a kittypet? I mean surely she should’ve expected half of her litter failing with soft paw blood in them. If he didn’t have Darkstripe and Sparrowtail by his side he doesn’t even know what would’ve happened when she told him they were having kits with that pet. At least with them he’s sane and able to keep his cool.

[nebulousfishgills]

flower asks!

white carnation, jasmine, azalea, bluebell, tigerlily, aster (lol), lavender, and/or freesia

Thanks for the ask! This one's a long one so buckle up.

White Carnation - Would you ever want to get a piercing? Where?

This may sound funny, but I have zero piercings (not even my ears) and I highly doubt I'll ever get any. It's just never appealed to me, idk. My grandma never pierced hers, she always wore clip-ons.

Jasmine - Describe your dream partner or best friend. What kind of personality traits do they have?

All my friends I would consider my "dream" friends (my irls and if we're friends on Tumblr you also count). As for dream partner... I mean, I'm not sure. I guess someone who's nice. They should be supportive of me and, to quote a thing my mom sent me, "the weird little things that make my heart happy." Someone who makes me excited to wake up in the morning and who would take me to the theatre once in a while. Someone who encourages me to be the best version of myself. Also someone who can take my darker sense of humor and keep me grounded when I inevitably become a whirlwind of undiagnosed adhd or whatever the fuck I have. Also some blue eyes, same as my mom blue eyes can make me absolutely weak.

That was a tangent, but I am a writer so-

Azalea - What is the most recent song you've listened to? How do you feel about it?

Okay this is gonna sound completely fucking unhinged, especially since it's so short, but last night I had Busted from Phineas and Ferb on repeat for like, three hours as I was doing a doodle because it came across my youtube feed and I realized it's like... exactly like a major scene I have planned for a fic, just without the musical swagger.

Cut to me fifteen minutes into this loop alone in my dorm room pretending I'm [Unnamed Character A] telling off [Unnamed Character B] for [Unnamed Event].

Bluebell - Do you have any pets? If so, what are their names?

I'm currently separated from them by "educational distance" but I have two kitties at home, a Tortie named Jackie and an Orange Boy Cat named Maggie (He has a more feminine name because PetSmart told us he was a girl when we adopted him since they *said* they did a spay operation... but then he had to get a surgery where they told us he was a boy... but by then Maggie had stuck and we'd already gone through three hours of arguing on what to name him in the first place).

Tigerlily - Do you have any favorite quotes from any movies, tv shows, books, or poetry? (Or from people in real life)

Y'all, I have a million favorite quotes from a million things. For now I'll give you one of each

Movie: "Ghosts are real. This much I know. There are things that tie them to a place, very much like they do us. Some remain tethered to a patch of land, a time and date, the spilling of blood, a terrible crime. But there are others-- others that hold onto an emotion, a drive, loss, revenge... Or love. Those-- They never go away." -Edith Cushing in my all time favorite movie, "Crimson Peak."

(I'm also like, 99% sure I'm being followed by a ghost or spirit of some sort so)

TV Show: I'm pretty sure me saying Henry's fifteen minute monologue in Stranger Things is cheating since that's, like, many many quotes, but I'll say it anyways because those fifteen minutes were life changing.

Book: I wish it was easier for me to find a quote, but unfortunately all my books are packed away for move-out in a couple weeks. My memory is eluding me so just pretend like I either said something really profound or something extremely stupid.

Play: "You're still beautiful." "You don't have to lie to me." "It's not lying, it's looking at things another way." From Wicked, my favorite musical (am I basic for that, maybe). Seeing this on Broadway last summer was a religious experience and I'm gonna have another one when I see it from the seventh row next year.

(I changed it to play because, fun fact, I don't read poetry that much. Another thing from my mom, she hates poetry... bear in mind this woman has a BA in English)

Real Life: "People are like 'you're weird' and I'm like 'yes, I've been waiting sixty years to get that compliment'" -my history professor. The man's said so much wild shit this semester I have an entire discord channel devoted to recording his quotes, dude's a legend.

Aster - Do you have any fictional crushes on any movie, tv show...

...

Okay I had a collage I made of every character I've had a crush on, lemme see if I can find it so I can be concise.

(One frantic search later)

It's not fully updated, so lemme just make one rq, every character I actively have a crush on (give or take one or two):

Moving on.

Lavender - What's currently on your mind (aside from the ask game)

How much of a degenerate I am.

No, but in reality, I have two packages I'm waiting for and I keep obsessively tracking them because I'm terrified they'll not get to me before my move-out date.

Freesia - What do you want people to remember you for? Serious or not serious answers.

I can say my writing in a serious and a not serious way. Remember me for my s tier descriptions and remember me for whatever the fuck this is:

[crazydoughnutlady]

Part Four of RAEisd in the End

Mater List prev

TW Grief

It took a while the journey was not easy, but they found a Library in that library. They found a book it talked of another dimension, the End which none of them had ever heard of. Sherbet, almost laughed it off as a fairytale, a myth, but with the chance that Athena could be there, they had to admit that it might- possibly- maybe- be real.

A few days later Jame and Sherbet got letters from Athena. They said that they were in the End and that they had made three new friends

[crossed out in purple ink] an ender hybrid scientist who was teaching them redstone.

[crossed out in purple ink] a farmer who has an extensive garden.

[crossed out in purple ink] an adventurer who was from the Overworld.

***

Rae and Athena had been spending a lot of time together in the library. Athena now could make so many redstone contraptions! Their favorite was the redstone clock.

Ghosty also would come and check on the two of them often. Usually, he dragged them out to Centross’s garden.

Centross was enjoying the company of Ghosty he wasn’t the best at farming but he did try to help as much as possible. Athena also was a blessing, the nether hybrid was amazing at getting Rae to take breaks. They were also just a ray of sunshine brightening the cold dark end.

After a few days, the four of them had settled into a routine. Ghosty had suggested that they have dinner together. However Athena was the only one who could cook in any sense of the word, and even that was manly baking.

Enderian showed up once again and said that it was Athena’s 17th birthday. Athena asked to send letters to their friends.

***

Two adventures multiple dead ends. finally! finally, they had reached it. They would be able to find a missing member and bring them home safely. All they needed to do was open the portal.

Jame was the first to find the portal. In front of the portal was a lectern with a book full of gibberish. Thankfully Sherbet and Will are very good at puzzles.

***

Centross had tricked Rae into sleeping in the garden. Leaving the other two members of the household to chat in the living room

Ghosty was recounting one of his many adventures. It was one Rae had already heard so he wasn’t missing out on anything.

Suddenly a roar erupted all over the end. Shocking everyone, Rae awoke with a start.

“Centross, do you know what that means?” He said turning to the farmer.

“Rae, no.” The guard ordered.

“Centross,” Rae said standing up.

“Rae you are not to go to the portal.” The warrior’s voice was stern.

“Are you going to stop me?” The vessel challenged.

“It’s my job, Rae”

“It’s my dream Centross” with that he ran to the edge of the island and jumped into the void. Epros had already teleported him to the portal by the time Centross reached the edge.

“Fuck! Fuck, fuck fuck!!!” Centross began to pull his hair, “why can’t you just make my job easy Rae!” With a huff, the servant of Enderian went inside.

Ghosty was sitting with Athena on the moss carpet trying to keep them calm. The young hybrid was holding onto Rae’s cat Bucket for dear life.

“Centross, do you know what’s happening?”

“If I had to guess Athena’s friends are here…” he calmly explained. At once Athena jumped up.

“So they’re gonna take me home?”

“I’d assume so.”

***

“A dragon! There’s a dragon?!” Sherbet exclaimed as they came to their senses.

“Yeah,” Easton said calmly.

“Ok time to kill a dragon,” Mombo said as the town began to fight.

Rae watched the overworlders fight ⟊⟒⏃⋏. It was fascinating how varied they all looked, unlike the End-citizens who all have very similar traits.

The overworlders were easily able to overwhelm ⟊⟒⏃⋏. The final blow was delivered by a person who was covered in flowers and had red-orange hair. Rae saw the end portal open but it was unstable.

The overworlders looked at the portal but didn’t enter instead, they went looking around in the opposite direction.

When he was in the clear he went over to ⟊⟒⏃⋏’s body and placed his hand on her snout, “⋔⏃⊬ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⟟⋏⎅ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⍙⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⏃⏁⟒⌇ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⟒⏁⊑⟒⍀.”

An enderperson came up behind him and placed their hand on ⟊⟒⏃⋏’s snout, “⊬⍜⎍ ⋔⏃⊬ ⌇⌰⟒⟒⌿” a common thing, in the end, to say to the dead. As more enderpeople began to gather and give ⟊⟒⏃⋏ her last rites, Rae slipped away into the portal.

Rae had to shield his eyes from all the light as for the first time in a long time he was in the overworld.

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[arlincsolis]

Zaki & Enfrys Character Sheets / Introduction

Zaki and Enfrys are two DND OCs that I made to use in writing prompts and to write with when I'm bored. They're also the stars of my NSFW examples for my portfolio. Some of the writing I do with them will be fluffy and SFW, and some of it not so much. Enjoy :D

Zaki:

Appearance:

Hair: Dark Blue / Almost Black

Eye Color: golden, cat-like eyes.

Skin Color: Light Blue / To The Extent It Looks Gray

Horns: Two Horns. They protrude from his forehead. They curl above his head.

Teeth: Fangs.

Class: Bard

Backstory:

Zaki is the son of King Hollis, a human king. Zaki is currently Hollis's only son, which makes him the only legitimate heir he has. While Hollis has attempted for a human son, he has only been blessed with three daughters: Vaesna, Izara, and Eliana.

Zaki was born to King Hollis and a hybrid human/succubus. Despite all advice from his advisors, Hollis brought Zaki back to the palace. He is mostly hidden away from the public as Hollis and Queen Consort Esmae hope to have their own legitimate heir.

Even though he's technically a disgraced prince and hidden away, Zaki is still treated like a prince for the most part. He isn't completely locked away and can leave his room at certain times of the day. He wears nicely tailored clothes & owns a lot of jewelry. He wears a lot of rings and has bandings to wrap around his horns.

Zaki loves creating music. He is proficient with the lute, the lyre, and the flute. He devotes himself to his music, spending a lot of time in the gardens playing.

Personality:

Zaki is flamboyant (he is a bard, after all). For example, as a Tiefling, Zaki loves eating meat but will not cook for himself or touch it. He hates anything messy and raw meat has blood.

Personality Traits:

I take great pains to always look my best and follow the latest fashions. I don’t like to get my hands dirty, and I won’t be caught dead in unsuitable accommodations.

Ideals:

Independence. I must prove that I can handle myself without the coddling of my family. (Chaotic) Responsibility. It is my duty to respect the authority of those above me, just as those below me must respect mine. (Lawful)

Flaws:

I hide a truly scandalous secret that could ruin my family forever. I have an insatiable desire for decadent pleasures. In fact, the world does revolve around me.

DND Character Sheet

Enfrys:

Appearance:

(Sticks Between Autumn & Winter Appearance Mostly.)

Hair: Orangish / Ginger or Pale Blue

Eye Color: Crisp Orange or Ice Blue

Skin Color: Orange / Blue

Class: Rogue

Backstory:

Enfrys is the fourth son of a king. At a young age, he realized he would never inherit the throne and sought after his own form of glory. He stole gold from his father and ran away.

Over the years, he has become a pirate king who rules over the oceans. Other pirate captains fear him, and his word is respected. Enfrys is a cold individual who demands respect but will also treat everyone around him with it.

Personality:

Enfrys is a cold individual who hardly shows his real emotions to people. People who are close to him have had to earn their spot.

Personality Traits:

My eloquent flattery makes everyone I talk to feel like the most wonderful and important person in the world. My favor, once lost, is lost forever. Despite my noble birth, I do not place myself above other folk. We all have the same blood.

Ideals:

Respect. Respect is due to me because of my position, but all people regardless of station deserve to be treated with dignity. (Good)

Bonds:

I am in love with the heir of a family that my family despises.

Flaws:

I have an insatiable desire for decadent pleasures. I hide a truly scandalous secret that could ruin my family forever.

DND Character Sheet

(Will add to this as I develop them as characters)

[silent-dragon]

TWST OC Profile ~ Johnathan Nott Hamilton

The smug autoromatic painting ligerman turned classical art professor. He also by birth secretly is a old bastard prince of the Sunset Savanna that was exiled. This makes his royal title "Grand Uncle of the King" & great uncle to Leona.(More about this will be under the cut)

Theme song to listen to while reading ^^

Profile ☆

Name: Johnathan Nott Hamilton

Other Names: Khari/John Leo Kingscholar,Joanna Stripe Starlight

Gender: Work of Art(Nonbinary)

Age: 52

Species: Liger Beast Human

Orientation: Autoromantic/Gay(Johnathan & John),Bisexual(Joanna)

Birthday: Nov.8

Zodiac: Scorpio 

Height: 210cm or 6'8"ft

Eye Color: Yellow(cosmetic green contacts sometimes)

Hair Color: Orange Yellow Mix(Brown aswell depending)

Homeland: Sunset Savanna

Family: Falena Kingscholar - Great Half Nephew

Leona Kingscholar - Great Half Nephew

Cheka Kingscholar - Great x2 Half Nephew

Amani Kingscholar - Half Nephew

Inspired By: Prince John from Robin Hood

School Year: 1st year teaching at nrc

Occupation: Classical Art Professor  

Best Subject: Art/Music

Dominant Hand: Right

Favorite Food: Grilled Salmon

Least Favorite Food: Bugs

Dislikes: Complex Modern Tech,Thunderstorms

Hobby: Painting,Singing,Talking to his reflection,Skincare collecting

Talents: Oil painting,Watercolor painting,Singing,Getting Lost,Forgetting to eat/drink while painting for hours

Elemental Magic: Water

Unique Magic: Kingly Fiction's claw - Can turn into a 9ft tall anthropomorphic Liger man. Other than his very fictional were-animal looking appearance his senses are heightened and strength is tripled. He retains his mind and usually wont even notice this has happened unless someone tells him or is freaking out looking at him or he finally looks down to see his hands being paws.

(mostly how he looks just more cat shaped I couldn't find a cat type picrew like this sorry. 🙇🏿)

⚠️ I cut here cause a mental issue and brief tw of trauma mention will be in next sections so if rather not read that please stop here. Thank you for reading warning.

The 3 Js ☆

Johnathan has Dissociative identity disorder. He is aware of it and knows he is a alter. He the protector alter of the system(John Leo Kingscholar). Other alter is Joanna Stripe Starlight who is mother figure alter to the system.

(For more about DID terms refer to this carrd here)

John Leo Kingscholar - Old Sunset half prince who was known for his painting and willpower. He was heavily abused by his stepmother and her royal servants for over 20yrs due to being of illegitimate birth and being half tiger.

He fled from the Kingscholar family after his nephew tried to end his life over jealousy that his nephew's son Leona favored him over his own father. He created Johnathan during early teenhood as the him in mirror who was everything his stepmother wished he was. Joanna was made to be the mother he never knew his birth mother but traits of his stepmother attached to her sadly.

Johnathan Nott Hamilton - An self-taught actor who only knows that self care,self love,and self worth is all that matters. He has a amazing talent of convincing people that what he is saying is real and has gotten though life this way. He is using John's painting skills as the main thing of this role he currently living as a famous painter of the Sunset. He has spent 7yrs crafting this fame and is now just living off it but couldn't for long.

He wants this role to be remembered so what better way then to retire and become a professor at a famous college where young minds are easily impressed? Johnathan also has a non acting side where he is more a soft,caring for others,and loves to have fun. He hides this side the moment he on nrc campus grounds or near students. They only know him as being super narcissist.

Joanna Stripe Starlight - A fashionable sensual wine loving woman who aware she inside a old large man's body but makes it work for her alittle too well. She very motherly when its needed but has a few bad habits that John's stepmom did. Nothing very bad and she does care for John alot. Often she dresses in very flamboyant clothing when she in control with the rare chance she will flat out put on dress and go out in public. She has and people remember it.

She very flirtatious and has a thing for pretty men who dress as nice as she likes to or hardworking ones who still dress so fancy.

The 3 Js communicate via writing on paper. When you see Johnathan who usually the one in control around he has a journal thats has alot of stickers on it. Randomly he will open it and scribble in it rapidly. This is him and the other two talking to each other. If you could read it you will see 3 different handwritings and little doodles.

The NRC staff is aware of Johnathan's mental disorder and have been educated on it to better help him if he asks or needs it. Like what day is it,etc

Due to John's fear his family will find him he only is in control way late in the night when students are asleep rest of the time Johnathan & Joanna are. To help keep John safe Johnathan uses magic to change his hair & fur color orange that Joanna also keeps they both style it different to.

John is unaware Leona is at NRC as Johnathan has masked this to keep him safe as he knows he would want to see him as he dearly loves his great nephew. Joanna dislikes this and tried to make it known but Johnathan stops her each time.

Khari is John's birthname given by his father who was King at the time. When it was found out Khari was the King's son and not just a maid's kid the upset people working in the castle after his mother was told to leave the savanna without him begin to call him John as a insult of being plain despite the King defending him best he could but failed to.

Thank you if you are reading this. This oc is my most beloved one and I love him & his alters so much. 🥺❤

Also in case someone may think it Johnathan is nearly a year & half old oc. I did not create him recently cause of Moonknight but it has maybe helped me visualize how Johnathan would be in person. Johnathan's DID has alot of ties with the way i twisted his base character Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood.

Character refs for drawing:

[icestarphoenix]

Florida Headcanons

Florida’s State Spirit form is an orange flame that engulfs his body. This is mainly to represent his current chaotic nature and the orange is a nod to the state’s official color and orange industry. [#DE7E2A]

When La Florida first came into existence, the Spirit took on the form of a few native flowers. When the orange industry flourished, orange blossoms began exclusively growing instead. 

The fire is a more recent development owing to the state’s chaos becoming more known, and it has now completely burned away the flowers.

Florida has reddish-brown eyes and his pupils are reptilian. They can dilate like a cat’s. They also glow red in the dark like a gator's. His mouth is more monstrous in appearance with sharp teeth and the ability to stretch it open wider than normal. Although, it looks almost indistinguishable from a normal mouth when closed other than it being a bit wider.

Florida always wears crocs, mainly pink crocs. If not those, they’re probably something crazy like Nicolas Cage crocs. They are real.

On another note, Florida’s kind of a masochist. Aware or not knowing, any works. (He really wanted Mother Nature to hit him with everything she had.)

The states with larger populations have little to no survival instinct. The logic being, “if I’m immortal and almost invulnerable, what’s going to stop me?” This is especially apparent with Florida, whose lack of sense for safety can accidentally get others hurt. The reason is that he’s used to quickly regenerating anything that gets damaged with little to no pain. Florida, along with the other heavily populated states, have no frame of reference for what actual mortal human injury is like.

Florida can actually read a little, but he’s much better at reading Spanish than English. He’ll draw pictures to supplement what he doesn’t know how to write. His writing is incomprehensible to everyone but himself, and not even Loui can decipher it.

Florida is a great storyteller, mainly telling true stories about things that happened to him. He will never lie about what he is and isn’t able to do. If he says he did something, you can believe that he’s done it. Even if he lies, it’s really easy to tell. He’s a terrible liar.

Florida as a personification came into existence between 1513 and 1565 (he doesn’t remember anymore). He’s much older than Virginia, the first permanent British colony. This makes him likely to be the oldest personification of the Statehouse, contrary to what his attitude would have you believe.

1513 comes from the year when Juan Ponce de León discovered the land and named it La Florida. Florida obviously knows of him and references La Florida as his original name.

1565 comes from the year when the Government of Florida was officially formed and created the first generation of Floridians (Los Floridanos).

As my definition of what a personification was is a being representative of their community, I’m not completely sure if people identified as Floridian when La Florida was first founded, but 1565 is when there were definitely people who started identifying as Floridian.

I headcanon Florida to have started with a female body when he first came into existence as La Florida. He didn’t have reptilian eyes or sharp teeth back then. Those traits, as well as his male body and identity, were the result of gradual change that is just in the nature of personifications.

Florida’s penchant for chaos is mainly influenced by his people and stereotypes, which means it’s affected by Spirit. If any of the other states for some reason had Florida’s Spirit, they wouldn’t be able to control themselves. He’s just. Built different.

From Weekly News Recap 5/22 Florida can summon obscure weapons by holding out his hand. For style’s sake, I want him to be able to pull random weapons from hammerspace, such as from reaching behind his back.

If Florida has a weakness, it’s the cold. He’s also more prone to altitude sickness.

He can scuttle on all fours as easily as he can walk on two legs. It always catches the others off guard when he suddenly uses an unsettling, but impressive, burst of speed.

Florida can bellow like an alligator, though not nearly as loud.

When I want to draw him, I like making the sides of his bucket hat act like ears for more expression. Having them droop when he’s bored or sad, having the sides perk up when he’s interested, etc.

[hongcherry]

Crumbs of Trust [teaser] || pjm

"Being lost in the Veiled Quarter of the forest was grim; however, being lost in the Veiled Quarter with an arrogant fox was dreadful. After an unfortunate event, you and the fox form a temporary truce to escape the forest together. It’s not until you stumble upon an eerie house with looks oddly too welcoming that you realize you may have to end the truce earlier than expected."

🌲 Paring: fox!Jimin x cat!Reader (f)

🌲 Rating/Genres: NC-17; Enemies to lovers, angst, action, light fluff(?), hybrid au, fairytale au, fantasy au

🌲 Warnings: [teaser] Jimin's a lil mean | [fic] blood, weapons, violence, wounds, name-calling/degrading (in a mean way)… More to come

🌲 Word Count: [teaser] 571 | [fic] tba... probably ~10k+

🌲 Project: For @hobeemin's milestone Grimm Event! Congratulations, Beezy c: Thank you for allowing me to patriciate. There are so many exciting fics coming soon.

Fairytales: The Fox and the Cat + Hansel and Gretel

🌲 Release date: Tbd

🌲 Taglist: Open! Send an ask, comment, reblog, etc. Just let me know ^-^

🌲 Author's Note: I'm slowly realizing I enjoy writing action lol... Also, this fic is testing my ability to write, but it's fun to try new things. Wish me luck! Remember: Characters do not reflect the real person's personality/actions/beliefs/etc.

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An orange-haired man stepped from between the trees, body clad in all black. The leather jacket fit nicely on his shoulders and his jeans were snug around his muscular thighs. The man stiffened when he spotted you, ears mimicking yours as they stood on alert.

You scanned him quickly. His ears and tail were orange at the base and faded into black at the ends. His eyes turned into slits and the metal on his fingers glimmered in the sunlight as he crossed his arms.

You should have sensed him earlier, but no one has ever interrupted your tranquility time before. Your guard was down.

Neither of you spoke a word; you both simply stared as you observed each other. He was a fox. That was for sure. You recalled what you had learned about foxes from your parents and your friends. Foxes were clever, well experienced, and esteemed in the world. Despite this, they were also cunning, sly, and vile. They knew how to get what they wanted, when they wanted. When a fox had their mind set, they were determined to obtain their desire—whether morally or not. In some ways, it was admirable how dedicated they were. On the other hand, the way they achieved such goals was questionable.

Your friends and family only saw these negative traits and urged you not to get involved in a fox’s business if the situation ever arose. However, you didn't forget about their positive traits and you had also learned not to judge a book by its cover.

With this in mind, you broke the silence.

“Good afternoon,” you greeted, a friendly smile donning your lips. “How are you?”

Perhaps he was also just finding a peaceful spot in the forest and happened to stumble upon your refuge. It was a beautiful place after all. It wouldn’t be right to keep it to yourself.

The fox scrutinized you, face emotionless as he flickered his gaze from your head all the way down to your shoes. The simple action made you feel as if you shrunk three sizes. Your heart pumped faster in your chest and you felt the need to run from his fierce glare. While you were tough, you were sure this fox could dominate you.

A few seconds passed and you were uncertain if he would answer you. Feeling unnerved under his fixed stare, you began to dismiss yourself. You stopped when he finally spoke—startling you with his velvety voice.

“What exactly is a mouse-chaser doing out here in the forest? Alone?” His question was demeaning; it crumbled you into a ball and tossed you into a pile labeled inadequate.

You blinked at his harsh words, mouth opening and closing as you tried to think of a reply. His words were unanticipated even though you were aware of foxes’ personalities. You had never encountered a fox before, but you were realizing this one was living up to his species reputation. It had you deflating. You never believed any rumors until you had first-hand experience or concrete evidence to prove such claims. You felt disappointed to know the rumors about foxes may be true.

“What?” He provoked with a chuckle when you failed to reply. He unfolded his arms and leaned down with his palms on his knees to get on your eye level. His lips pursed in a faux pout, yet there was a cunning undertone.

“Fox got your tongue?”

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Praphit’s Pinocchio!

I've said before, that I'm not into these live-action Disney films; I consider them a scam. They're selling me a story that they've already told me. It always feels a bit stale, doesn't it?? Now, I WILL bleep with certain remakes, but normally, the best remakes are the ones where enough time has gone by, and people don't even remember/know there is an original.

"Pinocchio" is a story that's older than Bernie Sanders., but it's been remade SO MANY times.

BUT, this time, we've got a Hankypank alert.

My main man, Tom Hanks can sell me on pretty much anything, so I'm in. Who doesn't love Tom??  A great actor and from what I can tell, a lovable human being. Whatever part of the soul that one loses when they become famous, somehow Tom Hanks has kept. If I'm going to be scammed, it might as well be by him.

Tom Hanks plays Geppetto (of course, Pinoc's papa). Probably no need to recap, but I'll do one anyway:

G is a wood carver, who makes clocks that he won't sell. I don't know how he stays in business that way, but whatever. He is grieving the loss of his family (wife and son). We're not told what happened to them.

Maybe they died.

Maybe they left. Perhaps Geppetto was selling drugs on the side to pay the bills, and his family found out. They didn't want to become like that "Ozark" family, so they split town.

Maybe his family never existed, cuz G is a lil... crazy. 

I don't like to throw the C word around, but it may apply here for Geppetto.

Let's say you have a grandpa that you go to visit. You find out that he's living at work and he has surrounded himself with cuckoo clocks. You take him out, and he insists on bringing his cat and goldfish. 

And when you bring gramps back home (again, his work) you discover that he has built himself a son out of wood. What would YOU call that? :) Idk. We'll just say that his family was whisked off by... Michael Myers, and we'll keep it moving.

G proceeds to conjure some sort of rogue, mischievous spirit into his home (played by Cynthia Ervio - she was excellent, and hits a Mariah Careyish high note).

This spirit casts an animation spell on the wooden boy (Pinoc), and appoints a hobo cricket (voiced by Joseph Gordon Levitt), who could be defeated by a hungry bird, a foot, a gust of wind, or even a jar -  to watch over Pinocchio.

This spirit says for now you're just a living lump of wood, but if you live right and your heart is pure, then perhaps I'll change you into a REAL BOY!

We all know of the fun of this town in which Pinoc's explores:

There's the fox (Keegan Michael Key), 

whom (animation and voice wise) I love everything about... although he's kind of a human trafficker.

There's a slaveowner (aka Stromboli).

(perfect picture of health and sanity)

   FYI - there's a sexy "employee"  (Kyanne Lamaya) of the slaveowner, who's a bit of a weirdo. 

I don't like to throw around the W word either, but... she's a puppeteer, so I feel like that label is valid for anyone of that trade. Will she be fun and playful or become a Batman villain? 

- that's part of her mystique.

They meet a devil (No prob throwing the D word around), who's the gatekeeper to some sort or temptation island (Luke Evans, also excellent as this dude "The Coachman").

On this island, kids end up indulging in all kinds of naughty behavior. As a result, they turn into donkeys. 

(I couldn’t resist :) Can you imagine if the kids, instead of donkey traits, started growing strange blond hair and their skin turned orange?? Best Pinocchio movie ever.

This whole premise is never really explained. Like... how? and why? 

The kids are turned into donkeys and then sold. But, who wants donkeys??! 

I get the whole "Hey, if you act like a jackass, you'll turn into one." thing, but... every asshole kid that I've ever met didn't become that way on their own; let's give their parents some credit.

AND there's a sea monster that the whole town knows about, but doesn't seem interested in getting rid of it. It's just out there creeping, destroying, and consuming. I'm not sure if there's some kind of metaphoric thing happening here or not... we'll just call it climate change for now :)

In the end (spoiler alert... though can I spoil a story that's older than Mick Jagger?),

Pinocchio's purity is tested, but proves worthy of him becoming a real boy. Or at least... that's how this story is supposed to end.

This story does not end that way. Something about Pinocchio being fine just the way he is.... and if you're truthful blah blah blah, and him being like a real boy inside or... something. If it were me, and I had gone through all of these stupid tests to become a "real boy" and that bitchass spirit DIDN'T make good on that promise... whew, I'd be pissed!

"The hell with all of that love ya as you are BS! Look here, pops, you conjure that fairy back here right now, and get me my flesh and blood body, or there WILL BE TROUBLE! You hear me, old man??!"

Grade?

The problem here is that there are not enough changes to this version to make it worth the watch. There are a plethora of Pinocchio titles to choose from, but why should I choose this one?

There's a bunch of creepy Pinoc's

(seriously... that’s haunting)

One from the future (I think... I may have dreamed that one, but I’m pretty sure I remember a futuristic, robotic Pinocchio)

One with 0% on RT

How bad does it have to be not to get at least 1%??

A Korean one :)

and even one of Revenge. 

Although I don't know whom he'd be getting revenge on. All of the bad stuff that happens is kinda his fault. Perhaps he's getting revenge for how this story originally ends. I hear it didn't go to well for Pinoc back then.

Nothing is different here! In fact, some of the goodies of the childhood story are taken out. You've got a great actor in The Hankypank Man, whom if you've noticed, I didn't mention much. He's barely in this story!

Now, you might say, "But, Praphit, this is a story about Peeneezy." Yeah, but his story is old and stale.

How about deal with all of the mental illness and monsters that seem to be running freely through this town. That's what I would do, if I were doing a remake.

In "Praphit's Pinocchio" , we'd start by giving Tom some more shine. We'll  clean him up. Get him a suit.... or maybe JUST dress pants... cuz we're giving The Hankypank man a Marvel bod. TIGHT dress pants for the Hankypank Man’s new tight ass... sex sells. Slick his hair back. Maybe rock a monocle. He'll sweet talk the ladies of the community and sell some clocks... maybe do some house visits to the ladies, and make them whatever they desire out of his wood.

THEN, he'll summon the spirit, she'll make Pinocchio real from the jump this time. Then, G will cast her into Hell where she belongs (that's my Christian background speaking :) Don't worry, she'll do a song and dance on her way to Hell -we'll make it family-friendly and fun.

Then, Pinocchio will grow up big and strong, and become a cop (cuz there doesn't appear to be any in this town full of criminals). Tom Hanks, gettin money and booty. And his son, cleaning up crime.

Those of changes, baby!

Hey, Disney, that's what a remake looks like!

Disney might reply "Yeah, but this is what money looks like."

Can't argue with that. Might as well make that plus sign in “Disney +” a money symbol.

Not a bad watch, but... it just doesn’t stand out.

Grade: C

[hyper-cryptic]

Nick and Hancock headcanons?

YES...YEEEEES. I am so eager to talk about these two! Especially Nick since I have been talking all day about Hancock, not that I mind of course. 😳

Starting with Nick!

He really likes animals. I have no actual explanation for this, he just looks like the guy that would take in a lot of cats and then have his house infested by stray cats. Ellie loves the cats, but they GOT TO GO.

He literally forgets he has his hat on sometimes.

I feel like he would like going on strolls around DC, for no reason, just to stretch the legs or to take a smoke. It’s calming for him to go around, seeing the city working and people interact with each other. He prefers going out at night, he likes the lights. :)!

He is actually very disorganized with stuff, forgets where he leaves his files, puts files in the wrong places, sometimes doesn't even file a report...I mean, look at his agency, it's a disaster and I adore it. If it wasn't for Ellie, who at least tries to organize when Nick is out, or busy, he would be so lost.

Okay but, he likes rain right? Imagine him just going out to his roof when it's raining and just be there. Maybe he likes it because of how it feels, the bits of pressure on his skin as the raindrops fall, and maybe the calming sound.

He totally meets up with Hancock every once in a while. Just to catch up with stuff. How is the town going? How are the cases going? Mostly casual things.

He is absolutely terrified of Piper, but in the best way. He admires her determination and how brave she is, but god, he wished she slowed down sometimes.

He likes coffee a little bit too much...Tastes good!

I honestly wonder how his vision is. A part of me wants it to be something similar to the V.A.T.S or even the power armor screen, has little colors and a lot of analysis shit. Or normal, full color vision with the analysis shit on, so he can be happier. :)

He really sweet food. He doesn’t eat much, but he likes to get some treats once in a while.

He likes children. This doesn’t mean he would like to be a father though, he thinks he wouldn’t be able to give the kid the attention he needs, and bla bla, you know him. But he sure enjoys spending time with Shaun and chatting with him, or just doing whatever activity. He is just interested in the dumb things the children do, thinks it’s funny. Imagine the feeling you have when you see a cat playing with whatever? Yeah, same feeling.

Likes to play chess...and he is real good at it. Thinks it’s a really fun pastime and enjoys watching your face as he totally beats your ass at chess, that is if you're bad at it. If not, he enjoys a challenge...if you win he’d be really impressed and give you praise, if you lose he keeps his smug face and suggests to try again if you want to.

Continuing that, he is really competitive. He's good sportsmanship, don’t get me wrong but he likes to be able to keep his ego as high as he can.

Would totally accompany Daisy to the library now that is safer, they both have a love for books. He is totally into dumb, noir novellas...You literally can’t tell me I’m wrong.

Now for my self-indulgent part of the headcanons...He has ADD! Yeah, if little habits like smoking would pass down to Nick, why not this? After all, it was a brain scan, it is totally neurological and ADD being a neurological disorder, it would make sense that it passes down to him! This would also explain how unorganized he is, and I got to say it is very interesting how a synth, a literal bot made for work has traits like “forgetting his appointments very often”, plus his impulsivity and fixation with Eddie. Besides, it makes me happy that I can find a character to relate to at that level.

He really enjoys the Silver Shroud plays. Not a super fan, but definitely enjoys the show! It’s something he would be into. (I actually don’t know if this is canon I’ve never heard him say anything about Silver Shroud, but he has some voice lines about it, PLEASE TELL ME, I WANT TO HEAR ‘EM SO BADLY.) Plus, Kent refers to him as “Synth shaped Silver Shroud”, he takes the compliment!

He is a good hugger. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. He might be a good hugger, but he isn’t too sure about them anymore ‘cuz of how his body is built.

His synthetic skin is actually quite soft! Not really soft, but more than expected.

How to break him: literally place your hand on his cheek plus some eye contact and watch him melt onto it. He is pretty much touch starved at this point so any touch will make his heart skip a beat, but do that and he will be at your mercy.

He sends letters to DiMA (obviously once he meets him, accepts him as a brother and isn’t killed) every once in a while to catch up with him! Chase is the messenger. :)!

I just realized that I’ve written lots about Nick already, so! Now Hancock. :D

If he isn’t doing drugs, he’s chewing gum, well...not at that rate, but when he can get his hands on some gum he’ll have some! He really likes it! Mint is his faV. as a funny extra, he didn’t know that swallowing it is...bad, until Sosu or Nick tells him, LMAO.

He would have a pet snake if he could have one. Like really imagine it, he would love reptiles, and know all kinds of stuff about them. He probably really likes Deathclaws.

He knows how to play the guitar. No, I do not have an explanation for this, no I do not accept no for an answer.

He likes very sour or citrus foods, his taste buds are a bit fucked up thanks to radiation, so he likes the fact that the sour taste can make his buds go off the rails. And that’s why he could eat a lemon with a straight face and even enjoy it.

He also really likes coffee, not as much as Valentine but he really likes the strong taste of it! He would drink black coffee and nothing else.

Okay, okay! Last one about food! He is a texture over taste kind of guy, that’s a big reason why he doesn’t like Mirelurk, it’s slimy and weird, no matter how cooked or uncooked it is, he absolutely hates ‘lurk meat. His only exception is boba, he loves boba.

He probably goes around the house only in boxers...because. Doesn’t he give the vibes? Like he would be either shirtless or without pants on relax days or in the mornings.

Autumn is his favorite season. He just likes the orange view of it all, even tho there isn’t much of a change, he does like the chilly breezes that are very common around this season, not cold enough to be annoying but enough to be enjoyable!

He is probably warmer than a normal human because of radiation, so his hands and overall body are warm all the time! (another reason why he likes autumn and cold weather). But yeah! Cuddling and stuff like that are so much more enjoyable with him. :)

His favorite flower might be the carrot flowers there’s around in the ‘whealth. They remind him of the sun *looks at Sole*.

And! That’s all I have for now!! :D