#But c'mon man

[amcdrawnon]

Sorry, Joker *from Batman* mogs the shit out of a soyboy like Neku

Instructions unclear,etc etc

[carmyn-rambles]

This one snuck up on me! I had no idea I'd opened so many!

[tedkaczynskiofficial]

The Netflix Avatar isn't even out yet, why is everyone hate blogging about it? Not only do y'all come across as curmudgeonly, but it's like when conservatives shit on media for being "woke" without watching it.

[bluemoon1331]

Another day, another thief translating and reposting stories on WattPad without seeking permission. Sure as hell didn't expect Familiar Constellations to be my first snatched work (that I know of), but it is WattPad I suppose...

Oh and looks there's Meg, and Naff, and justfangirl, and tasty_violence, and icemetaltea, and probably a whole slew of other authors. At least they gave credit even if they didn't ask. Not that that makes it much better.

[anartisticalniche]

The harsh reality is that, while I still put TMNT 2012 as my fav iteration in the franchise, I have to always relive the fact that Leonardo has a crush on his GODDAMN SISTER.

[illeaadante]

Level with me Princess Tutu Fandom.

Why do we have zero(0) hanahaki fanfics???

Like, Tutu is the Ideal of a Hanahaki diseased heroine??? If she confesses her love she dies, but if she doesn't confess her love she also dies!!! Either choked to death on the flowers of her love unspoken or turned to light by its speaking. That's the angstiest shit ever, so Where. Y'all. At???

(look, I know that hanahaki disease is usually about love not being reciprocated, but that doesn't really make sense and is kinda coercive("love this person back or they die" bitch, I don't know you--), but the main point of those fics is that the person with the disease has to fess up to the person they love that they love them in order to get the confirmation of being loved in return to kill off the flowers (or to get the flowers ripped out along with their love, for those of you who love angst.))

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

being passive aggressive with my professor 🤪

[99orphans]

i am 22

[t2ukky]

((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

[s-amlike]

front facing cod jumpscare

hes officially lost it

(sorry for the front facing realistic cod)

[flowerburger]

it's fucked up how the servants are like, still working and shit

[dtaegis]

FUCK YOU NEZUKO BECAME HUMAN ONLY FOR TANJIRO BECOME A DEMON JUST LIKE THAT??????

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

🐡 on-line-off-hook Follow

what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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🦐 shrimpathy-for-the-villain Follow

group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

🦐 shrimpathy-for-the-villain Follow

ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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🐚 is0p0d-isle Follow

suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

say that to my beak you coward

🐠 reeffraff Follow

maybe i WILL

🚹 surface-dweller ☑️☑️ Follow

holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

🐠 reeffraff Follow

GET THE WHAT?

[egophiliac]

NEW BIRTHDAY THEME IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

BIRTHDAY SLUMBER PARTY, HERE WE COME

I think the theme is more loungewear than straight-up pajamas, but hey, I'm not complaining! (and -- look, we still have the groovies, I'm not giving up hope for animal kigurumi until I gotta)

[teaboot]

So much untapped potential for wintertime horror and I'm here stuck listening to saccharine xmas bubblegum shop pop on a fucking loop

[imai-zumi]

brahma is so funny dude my man gives an asura a boon with a tiny loophole then does it again a short time (god years) later, learning nothing