#But Moxxie deserves all the attention

[this-fine-day]

Moxxie really be the most serenaded character in all of Helluva Boss. Everyone wants a piece of him.

[girlboypersonthingy]

I NEEED possessive Blitzø after striker was flirting with reader in season 1 episode 5

maybe leading to yknow

can I be 💿 anon?

I’m literally screaming over this request, holy shit! Yes yes yes, been craving some Blitzø writing. I’ve finally made it 😮‍💨 of course you can be 💿 anon. You’re actually the first anon to claim an emoji! So yeah…thanks for requesting, nonnie. Enjoy! 🖤

Notes: gn!reader, established relationship

TW: not really smut but very suggestive, still gender neutral reader, making out, heavy touching, a little dirty talk, teasing, Blitzø using his tail 🤤 possessive Blitzø 18+ only please

Blitzø x reader - Jealousy 🥀

Watching from your spot in the bleachers, sat beside Moxxie and Millie, you let your pride and admiration for Blitzø burst out of you in the form of screaming, cheering and clapping. Of course Blitzø just had to participate in the pain games. You watched as he showed off his skills, stamina and strength all day during the pain games and, to put it simply, you were in awe of him. He and that shady farm hand, Striker, were neck and neck all day. Sure, you’ve seen him at work before, you’ve watched him take the lives of so many living people, you’ve watched him take on unexpected enemies with ease…but this was just a game. Some harvest festival bullshit, that’s what he called it. If that’s all it is, why is he trying so hard to beat some dumb farm hand? Regardless of his reasoning, you supported him through and through, cheering him on from the audience as Stolas announces him and Striker to be tied for first place. “FUCK YEAH, BLITZ!!! WHOOOO!!!”

Hearing his name bellow from your chest in a high pitched yell caught his attention, head turning towards the sound as his eyes lock onto you sitting in the crowd. A smile tugs at his lips as he lifts one of his big hands to give you a wave. Simultaneously, Striker shoots you a devious glare, smirking as he winks at you and waves his hand back at you. The sight of him looking at you with those eyes just…made you shiver. What a creep. Did he really think you were waving at him? As if! But now you notice Blitzø frowning, teeth bared and hands now balled up into tight fists of rage. He was fuming, looking as if he was actively growling and you could see him shaking slightly.

Finally, Blitzø stomps his way off the stage and is on his way to you. This prompts you to jump up and go to him. Carefully shuffling through the crowd, you find Blitzø still looking more pissy than usual. “Hey, you kicked ass, babe! You totally deserved first place. Fuck that other guy.” Your immediate shit talking brings a smirk to Blitzø’s face for just a second before it turns back to a bitter frown. “Blitz… You did your best and I think your best is waaaaay better than that stupid, tacky cowboy and-“

Without letting you get another word in, without even worrying about the fact that you’re in a crowd of wrathians right now, Blitzø grips your wrist and yanks you into him. His lips come smashing into yours, almost painfully at first, but it soon becomes a sloppy, soft, open mouth kiss. And then his other hand falls on your hip for a moment before sliding down to gently fondle your ass. As your lips move messily against his, a surprised ‘hmph!’ comes from your throat when you feel his hand give your butt a squeeze. Quickly pulling back and sucking in a breath, “Blitzø! What’s gotten into you?” You ask with a shy smile, watching as he stumbles further towards you, practically drunk off your lips. “I’m better than him?” He repeats what you had said just a minute ago, his eyes now hungry and darting all over your face and body. “Psh! Of course you are.” Responding with another quick kiss to his lips, you watch as his smile gradually widens, his eyes never leaving your now blushy face.

Then it dawns on you- oh my god he’s jealous. You think back to when you had first met Striker and Millie’s parents, the way Striker was looking you up and down, when he kissed the back of your hand and called you ‘gorgeous’. Yuck. Makes you cringe just thinking about him touching you. What was it he said to you? Something like... ‘You probably have a man, considering how good lookin’ you are…but you should forget about him and come visit me in my room tonight, little one. I’ll show you what a real man is like.’ That’s probably what has Blitzø so annoyed and needy for you…and so pissed that he was tied for first place with that asshole.

Suddenly, Blitzø is dragging you along behind him as you both push through the crowd and make your way back to Millie’s parents’ house. “You okay?” You question softly from behind him. “I will be.” He responds immediately, you can hear the smirk he’s wearing from his tone of voice. In a flash, he’s got you into the guest room he was staying in, flattened out against the bed with him on top of you, his lips unforgiving and desperate against your own.

“Oh~ Jeez, Blitz…Im only yours. You know that right?.” Your lips part finally but he moves back in fast, his lips meeting your neck and slowly kissing down your chest. “Mhm. Tell me more.” He commands between kisses then lets his long, forked tongue drag along your exposed collar bone. “Ah~! I’m all yours. You’re the only one I w-want…fuck.” You lose all focus as Blitzø’s tail slithers up and around your thigh, the pointed end of it gently swiping up and down your crotch. “Blitzzzzz…” Your own moan surprises you a bit but when you look down at Blitzø still enjoying the taste of your collar bone, he’s obviously enjoying this waayyyy too much.

“C’mon…tell me more.” He carefully but firmly grips your face in his hand, his face just inches from yours now and he looks deadly serious, his big eyes searching your face. He’s making you look at him, despite how red your face is and how badly you want to find another spot to rest your gaze. “Who do you belong to?” It comes out of him in a low growl, his mouth back against your skin. “You. You, baby. I’m all yours, Blitz.” You take a moment to enjoy the feeling of his teeth scraping against your neck. “Listen…If this is about when Striker hit on me earlier, you know I-“

“Don’t… don’t say his name. Ever again.” His tone is almost frightening but the expression of pride and satisfaction on his face makes you bite down hard on your lip, your legs quivering as his tail continues to tickle up against your inner thigh. “S-s-sorry…” is all you can mumble out before impulsively reaching up to grab his face and bring it close to yours, continuing the make out session. “Keep saying my name.” He groans into the kiss as your hands begin to travel his body, feeling up his chest and down his sides.

“F-fuuck~ Blitz. Oh! Hmmmm~ Blitz, I love you…I’m all yours, B-Blitzzzzz~.” And now he just can’t control himself, physically or verbally. He completely unravels right before your eyes, huffing as his hands grip your hips, tugging at the waist band of your pants. “Fuuuuuck~ you’re so hot. Yeah, baby. You’re aaaaalllll mine. Only I get to have you like this, only I get to kiss that pretty mouth of yours.” The dirty talk is starting to get to both of you, pulling whines and whimpers from you as Blitzø starts to literally rip your clothes- not fully rip them off of you but his grip on the belt loops of your jeans right now is almost scary. The tighter he grips, the more you hear the seams of the clothing popping.

Just when you thought he would finally yank your pants off and fuck the shit out of you, Blitzø pulls back, checks his phone, then uses the waist band of your pants to pull you up to your feet. He pushes you towards the door, placing a hard smack to your ass before again nudging you forward. “W-what? Where are we-“ You ask, confused and weak at the knees. He holds up his phone, showing a text from Moxxie about Striker and his plan to kill Stolas. “We got a tacky cowboy to get rid of.” You sigh and trudge forward, disappointed and extremely horny now.

“Don’t worry, I’m not done with you.” Blitzø grabs ahold of your hand and gives you a flirty look as he continues walking. He gestures back at the bed behind you two. “I’ll be sure to pound you into that mattress so hard you won’t even remember that piece of shit’s name.”

[eldritchcreatureofwords]

I'm a little tired of seeing the 'Stolas should have defended Blitz at Ozzies!!!!' posts/takes. 1. Blitz caused that entire situation. Start to finish. He wasn't supposed to be there, he wasn't there under genuine pretenses, and he shouldn't have said anything when Moxxie was coming under fire.

But but but, you say, Moxxie was being bullied! Blitz was standing up for his friend!!!! He's protective that way!!!! You aren't wrong, but if you notice, Moxxie doesn't actually seem that upset or flustered by what Ozzie and Fizz are doing. After they go after him the first time, he continues singing his original song, not changing a thing, fully unintimidated. Moxxie is a sweet, sensitive boy, but he's also strong, smart, and not a delicate little princess. He's not happy he's under fire and being mocked, he's upset his moment is being bashed and ruined, but he's also standing his ground and dealing with it.

Blitz had good intentions but he only escalated a situation further and made everything much worse, as well as bringing the fire towards himself- and his red buttons are much bigger and easily pressed then Moxxie's. (Also, if you watch Moxxie's face, he looks horrified when Blitz speaks up. It's very, very possible that he knows Verosika is there already (and that's part of why he didn't want Blitz there.) 2. Stolas did get up to help. Go and watch Ozzie's again guys. He rises when Verosika gets Blitz backed against the stage, pupils showing, concerned and upset. Everything about his body language after that suggests he fully intends to step in. I've seen people accuse Stolas of trying to sneak out during this moment, and if you pay even an iota of attention that's clearly wrong.

Then, he is dragged into the spotlight. Called out, put under a microscope, and physically, bodily manhandled. Stolas is shy. He is introverted. He has been kept isolated from basically everyone his entire life. He's terrified of losing his daughter. He's ashamed of what happened to him. He's a mother fucking abuse survivor. And now he is being called out, confronted, and harassed over something he's just barely coming to terms with himself.

Of course he didn't react super well to that. Of course he wasn't the white knight blazing in to save Blitz.

What did ya'll who think this want him to do, stand up, yell I LOVE BLITZ THE IMP AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS????? at the top of his lungs, magically shedding every ounce of trauma, changing his personality to a brazen extrovert, and learning a lifetime of social skills all in that one moment through the power of love? He hid behind his menu because he is shy. He is scared. He is traumatized. Not because he's ashamed. But because all ya'll are so focused on Blitz, on his trauma and his hurt (and he is traumatized and hurt, and he has the right to be, and no one is downplaying that) that you're choosing to overlook Stolas's in favor of just saying he's a big ol' mean meanie. And finally:

3. Blitz brought that night on himself. Look, I'm sorry. Blitz wasn't supposed to be there. He had many, many opportunities to rethink his rash, impulsive, hasty choices that night. Many, many chances to reconsider lying to his situationship, taking advantage of Stolas's naive eagerness to be around him, sneaking into a place his friends don't want him to be, speaking up in defense of Moxxie- all of it. I am not saying he deserved what happened. I am saying that he brought Stolas there under false pretenses, went somewhere he wasn't supposed to go, and then stirred the pot. He did this because he's traumatized. Because he's lonely. because he's protective. Because he's desperately and not mentally well and hurting deeply and doesn't think Stolas sees him as anything but a fuck toy- or at least, wants to think that. Doesn't dare hope it could be more because he's not allowed to have more.

But he still did it.

[thatstonedwriter]

Crush

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Content; gender neutral, no pronouns, swearing, mentions of relationship insecurity, some suggestive themes, mentions of Polyam (fizz/Ozzie/reader)

Feat; Fizzarolli, Loona, Blitz, Stolas

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You got them acting up. When they're down bad,

Fizzarolli will constantly be touchy. Somehow, someway, he just needs to be in contact with you. Loves showing off- which means he'll do tricks, sing, and show off his flexibility (fuckin' slut). He'll brag about how cool you are, how fantastic, how amazing- to literally everyone. If he's in his relationship with Ozzie, the two of them talk about how they would integrate you into the relationship. Since Fizz actually knows how to communicate (unlike someone we know), he's very good with knowing about boundaries, needs, and expectations. Will constantly cozy up to you and will flirt shamelessly. He's just such a cutie

Loona can't hide it. She's so obviously enamored by you. Her intimidating facade shatters, leaving her an awkward, smiley, goofy love struck pup. Her tail will wag, she stands up a bit straighter, avoids eye contact, but listens so intently. Tries to crack jokes, but just ends up telling on herself. For reference, please see: "That's hot-" "Ha, I wish I had friends-". Can and will fight people for your attention. If you're in a conversation with Moxxie, oh wow, suddenly she has a reason to drop kick him into the next ring of hell. Blitz obviously knows if Loona has a crush on someone, so expect some glares, "playful" death threats, and lots of questions/comments about how you'd treat her, etc. He warms up.. Eventually. Either way, Loona doesn't care. All she wants is to be with you.

Blitz avoids it. He thinks love is stupid, that no one could ever possibly love him, and that he doesn't deserve a relationship. Depending on how close you are, he'll either: isolate, pretend he doesn't feel anything and attempt to act normal, or flirt. Tbh, I think if he's very close to someone, he'll isolate, because he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions. No matter how he handles it, everyone notices this change in his behavior, especially Loona. Like her dad, she'll be very protective and pretty harsh. Once she's sure you have good intentions, she'll be more accepting. Still pokes fun at you though. It'll take a lot of patience, determination, and a lot of forcing Blitz to communicate- but eventually, hopefully, he'll allow himself to be happy with you.

Stolas, somehow, becomes even more of a slut. We've seen how he acts with Blitz. Of course he's going to flirt and make passes. (However, if you're on the ace spectrum or are uncomfortable with it, he'll absolutely respect your boundaries). He's also one to spoil those he's interested in, whether it be thoughtful gifts, bouquets, you name it. He wants so badly to have and express his love and passion. Initially, there will likely be communication issues. It's entirely possible that he has relationship insecurity and will be a bit clingy, but will always try to give you the space you need. He just wants love. He just wants you.

[itsmarsss]

Scandalous [Blitzø x Fem!Succubus!Reader x Stolas] (Helluva Boss) Bonus - Friendless Horse-Fuckers And Their Sissy Lifestyles

How the mighty do fall. (Getting into a weird three-way situation with an imp and a succubus isn't exactly considered classy, Stolas)

If there's one thing all members of I.M.P. can agree on, it's their distaste for visits to the Greed ring.

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | 1st bonus | pt. 6 | pt. 7 | pt. 8 | pt. 9 | 2nd bonus

Warnings: this chapter does not interfere with the plot of the series. mentions of sex all around as usual, Chaz deserves a warning of his own cause hes annoyin, Crimson does too cause he's awful. This is basically just the exes and ohhs episode just for funsies. There's a hint somwhere out here of something important that will happen in a future chapter, i doubt yall can figure it out!!

Word count: 5,630

Business was low today. 

So much so that you, Moxxie and Loona had been hanging out in the meeting room, just on your phones, for almost an hour now, while Millie had gone out to get everybody lunch, and Blitzø was in his office doing who-the-fuck-knows-what. 

Moxxie turned off his phone, staring at Loona for a few seconds before speaking. “You know, I checked the scale today. It says I lost two pounds this week,” he boasted.

Loona looked up from the screen, only long enough to roll her eyes at him, uninterested. Now that had to be a new type of bored, as usually she wouldn’t miss any opportunity to irritate him by pestering about his weight, which you knew she and Blitzø only really did because they new it wasn’t a real issue- it just made him mad, and they found it hilarious to see him so exasperated. 

And it worked every time- this time she didn’t even having to say anything. “I. Am not. Fat!” 

The door was kicked open with full force, grabbing everyone’s attention, and Millie entered the room, fuming with anger. 

She walked back and forth around the room, each heavy step making it tremble, as she mumbled incoherent insults under her breath. She obviously needed to let out some steam, so you pulled up one of the human cardboard cutouts you used as targets for training for her, and, sure enough, she attacked it instantly, tearing it to shreds with her bare teeth and claws as she let out borderline animalistic shrieks.

Moxxie shot you a scared look, to which you shrugged, in a silent message of ‘she’s your wife, you talk to her’. He cleared his throat. “Millie, honey? Everything okay?”

She full-on hissed at him, but he wasn’t really bothered by it. She took a breath, giving herself a second to calm down and talk to him. “Yeah. I just… bumped into an ex.”

You and Loona immediately whipped your heads around to  see Moxxie’s reaction. He tried to seem cool.  “Oh! Ohh…”

Millie kept on complaining, her accent thicker than ever, like it always got when she got truly mad. “He just kept going on about how he has money now, and… a bright future! And a bigger cock!”

“Wait, what?” Moxxie questioned, clearly taken aback by the last statement. (Which was a pretty fair thing to be taken aback by.)

“Every time I see his stupid face I can’t help it, I just need to…” She let out a yell, angrily punching the closest thing to her. This time’s victim was the file cabinet beside her, which she took down with one punch, sending the contents of it flying out onto the floor.

Blitzø walked into the room, phone in hand. “What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!”

“Sorry, sir, I’ll get this all cleaned-” Moxxie kneeled on the floor to collect the mess. “What is this?” He wordlessly held out a really disturbing picture of two imps… in horse costumes… kissing each other. In a rather… gross way. 

Blitzø was a freak, that you already knew all too well, but that doesn’t mean any of you wanted to see any of whatever this was. You made eye contact with Moxxie and pretended to gag, making him let out a laugh.

Blitzø walked up to him, grabbing the photo and taking a look at it. “Uhhh, it’s research. For science.” He let go of it, making his way back out of the room. “Put it back correctly, okay? I alphabetized ‘em.” 

Sometimes you’d find out about weird shit like this and wonder how it was possible you let this man fuck you every single month. Then the full moon would come around again and he’d shut you right up.

You kneeled on the floor next to Moxxie. “I’ll help you out.” Millie was still out of her mind and Loona didn’t really give a shit, so you and Moxxie began putting everything back in place by yourselves.

You barely had any time to do so, though, because in a minute Blitzø was running back into the room and straight towards the big window. “What the fuck is that?” He asked no one in particular, making you, Moxxie and Millie follow him to the window to see what he was talking about. There was a funny-looking helicopter outside, flying dangerously close to the wall-

There was no wall anymore. 

Really, this was getting ridiculous. How many more times would you have to pay to get this stupid wall rebuilt? 

Blitzø seemed to be thinking of the same thing. “Satan’s ass crack, enough with the walls! We have a door!” The wind sent most of Blitzø’s weird pictures flying outside, which you were kind of thankful for. He, in turn, hated it. “My research!”

“It’s not the end of the world, I’m sure you can get more freaky horse porn later.”

“Hey that’s not what that is!” He tried defending himself, crossing his arms over his chest.

The helicopter flew closer to the newly created enormous hole on the wall, extending out a ramp so you could make your way inside of it. “I.M.P.? Right this way, please,” the pilot called. 

You instinctively grabbed your dagger, and saw Millie and Moxxie pull their own weapons out as well. 

“Uh, sir… what’s going on?” Moxxie asked Blitzø, who simply dismissed the imp’s preoccupation with a wave of his hand. 

“Nah, don’t worry, it’s just some fancy schmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us,” the boss replied, climbing onto the ramp. Well, if he’s sure it’s okay. The three of you followed him, putting your weapons away.

Moxxie still seemed extremely unsure of the situation. “Uh, sir? I don’t think this is a good idea.”

“It’ll be fine. Now get your asses moving.”

All four of you climbed into the tiny space inside the helicopter. You sat next to Millie, who tried putting on the seatbelt, but realized it was broken. “Uuuuh, is this thing safe?” Taking a better look at it, there wasn’t anything in there that didn’t look much too used or somehow broken. 

“Don’t worry! We are professionals!” The pilot guaranteed. You shared a look with her- that hadn’t eased your worries at all. Anyhow, they took off, on your way to the Greed ring. Now that’s a ring you didn’t enjoy visiting all that much.

Moxxie voiced similar thoughts, but sounded much more than just irritated over it. “Ugh, I hate this place.”

“Oh, yeah! This is your old stomping ground, isn’t it?” Blitzø remembered.

“Yeah, unfortunately.” Moxxie looked out of the window, pointing somewhere down. “I grew up just over there. Swore I’d never come back, and- uhhhh… uhhh, what- what- where are we going?” Oh shit, you were flying precisely towards the place Moxxie had just pointed out. His expression went dark, almost… scared. “Blitz, who did you say this meeting was with?”

“I’m not sure. Just some rich somebody or other who wanted to discuss biz at his place.”

The helicopter finally landed, making Moxxie more exasperated than you’ve ever seen him. “Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” He was literally trembling in fear. This was where he’d grown up, and he was clearly expecting something terrible. But then who could have been the one to call Blitzø up here?

An imp who look freakishly similar to Moxxie, save a few things here and there and the obvious difference in age, walked out of the front door. “There he is! There’s my boy. Get over here and give ya daddy a hug!”

“Daddy?” you, Millie and Blitzø all asked in unison, shocked. 

Oh. OH. This was bad, wasn’t it? Because it seemed really, really bad. 

None of you really knew anything about Moxxie’s family, as he never really did want to discuss any aspect of his past. You all respected that, letting him tell you only whatever he felt comfortable to. But you did know he did not like speaking about his father in any circumstance whatsoever, and never, ever visited. It wasn’t that difficult to fill in the gaps and realize the man probably sucked. And if he had to do all of this only to trick Moxxie into meeting with him it was certainly because he knew there was no way in hell Moxxie would have agreed if he was simply asked to.

Looking at Moxxie himself was confirmation enough, too. Eyes wide and mouth agape, hands curled into fists in either side of his body, and the slight tremble that still coursed through him, you’d say he looked equal parts pissed and terrified. That surely couldn’t be good. 

“I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless ya pay me!” The man laughed an exaggerated laugh.

“Guys, uhm,” Moxxie cleared his throat, visibly uncomfortable. “This is my father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss, Blitz, my friend, y/n, and my-”

“Millie! I’m his wife!” Millie offered the man a handshake, eagerly introducing herself. 

He took her hand, kissing the back of it instead of shaking it. “And what a beautiful wife you are. Mox, where you been hiding this pretty little thang?”

Millie visibly cringed a bit, embarrassed that Moxxie’s father apparently didn’t even know he was married. “Oh, I’m sure he would have introduced us… eventually.”

“Oh, I’m sure, sweetheart,” he agreed before turning to you. “And you’re a… friend, then?” He checked you out, amused, but didn’t bother taking your hand. 

“Yup.”

“Must be a really trusting relationship the two of you have that you can be friends with this one, Mox.”

Millie looked stunned that he’d even say that, and Moxxie fumed at the out-of-line comment. You couldn’t form any words to reply.

He moved on to shake Blitzø’s hand. “And you gotta be Blitz, with the silent ‘o’. Right?” Blitzø looked weirded out, but let the man place an arm around his shoulders. “I’ve heard a lot of good things about you and your work.”

“Really? What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me? I’ll fucking kill you, Moxxie, don’t you fucking test me-”

“No, no! From all over! Looks like you’re building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid.”

“Really? Huh, well I guess it’s about time folks recognized my talent.” This seemed suspicious all-around, but Blitzø was letting himself get wooed by all the compliments. Crimson laughed exaggeratedly at his comment, which only solidified your thoughts of him trying desperately to get on his good side. No one’s that funny.

“I like your attitude. Well, I hope you’re all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for ya!” Blitzø followed him inside, and you took a last look at Millie and Moxxie behind you before heading in as well, leaving them to talk among themselves. Crimson didn’t seem to think like you, though, yelling out for them and interrupting whatever moment they could have to talk. “Hey, you two. Move it! Before it gets cold.” They followed suit.

Crimson led the four of you to a small, dark room with a bar, two couches and a couple chairs. It all looked very fancy. Moxxie had never let it slip that he’d come from this much money.

Moxxie and Millie sat down next to each other on one of the couches, and you and Blitzø sat side by side on the other one.

Crimson poured a glass of whiskey for Blitzø, and Blitzø only. Classic. “So, Blitz, were you always a hitman?”

“No, not always. You know, I was in the circus for a long time.”

Crimson sat back on his own chair, right across from you. “Show business! Good money in that.” The room fell into an awkward silence as Blitzø downed his drink and he lit up a cigar.

Moxxie spoke up. “What are we doing here… sir?”

It was weird to watch Moxxie refer to someone other than Blitzø as that. You didn’t even think he should call Blitzø that, honestly, but that was for him to decide. But to call his own father something so impersonal? The man had to be strict motherfucker.

“Moooxxiee, I raised you better than that. Ya know there’s no business before dinner! Besides, we’re still waiting on one more.”

One more?

As if perfectly on cue, the door was kicked open, and in made his way a shark demon with a stupid haircut, his energy not matching the one in the room at all. “Woo-hoo-hoo! What is up, party people?”

“CHAZ?” Both Millie and Moxxie asked, wide-eyed, at the same time. “Wait. What?”

Moxxie pointed between Millie and the Chaz guy. “You know him?”

Millie facepalmed, letting out a groan. “You remember that ex I was talking about?” Oh, so that was the guy with the bigger cock or whatever it was? 

He walked up to stand behind the couple, squishing them together in an uncomfortable embrace. “Looks like I have two big sex reunions today! How lucky am I?”

Oh fuck. “Did you date him too?” Millie asked Moxxie, both still trapped in the shark’s embrace.

He was the one to answer, too, letting out a laugh, full of himself. “Yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I’m in.”

You couldn’t even imagine what could have possessed both Moxxie and Millie to date this asshole. What a big fucking upgrade to date this asshole and then to marry each other. That did not seem to be where Blitzø’s mind had wandered with all this. “Are you fucking kidding me? There’s someone who’s fucked both of you?” 

“Blitz. Not the vibe, at all,” you elbowed his side and he rolled his eyes. 

“What? It’s true!”

Moxxie pulled himself free of Chaz’z hold. “It was a long time ago,” he mumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.

The demon wouldn’t let it go, though. “But I remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso, and me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle. It was like it was written in the stars!”

Wait. Moxxie had been in… the mafia? You took a better look around the room, taking in the two huge demons with angry expressions guarding the door, the exuberant display of wealth through the decorations, the guns all over the place, the- well, everything. In hindsight, how had you not put it together that Crimson was a mobster the moment you stepped into the estate?  It put a lot of stuff into perspective, actually. You couldn’t really imagine Moxxie ever choosing to be in the mob, but his father being a big shot in it? That changed things. It made it a non-choice, an obligation to fulfill.

Blitzø seemed to be processing the information as well, but he was never really known for getting hints, so you knew he wasn’t trying to be inconvenient when he let out a purposefully obnoxious laugh. “HA! Moxxie in the mafia, that’s fucking rich.” His mocking grin slowly turned into a look of realization as he took in the place just like you had. “Oh, shit.”

Millie’s eyebrows raised in concern “you’ve never told me this before!”

Moxxie looked a lot like if he’d merge himself into the couch seat if he could. It was clearly a touchy subject he’d purposefully kept everyone unaware of. It did surprise you that he’d kept it from Millie too, though. “I- I don’t really like to talk about this part of my life, but…” oh boy. It was flashback time. 

Moxxie was a dramatic at heart, and the moment before he’d start telling a story was always recognizable, as he adopted a very specific way of speaking. “I first saw Chaz at my induction into the family. Our eyes met from across the room, and there was just something about him. Something… that was… magnetic!” He great great at setting the scene too: you could almost see things unfold as he went on about how he and Chaz came to be.  

He dwelled on the memories for a moment. “It’s been 84 years…” Was he quoting titanic right now? 

You realized that, but you couldn’t wrap your head around Blitzø noticing it too. There’s no way he’s sat through three hours of Titanic, is there?  “Ain’t that from that boat movie?”

“Did any of that stuff actually happen?”  Millie questioned.

“Ohhh, yeah. But he skipped over the jizz covered parts,” Chaz replied. Satan, was this guy inconvenient. 

“Anyway… things changed when we went on a heist together.” Moxxie went on about how it was supposed to be a simple robbery until things went wrong. He got stuck as they tried to escape, and Chaz ran off with the money, leaving him to be caught. It ended up with him getting thrown in jail, and that part of the story you did know, for he and Blitzø had told you all about it before, as it’s how they met. He’d never told anyone what had gotten him there in the first place until now. 

“Once I got out, I never looked back.” He seemed proud of that last statement. Millie, on the other hand, was focusing on another part of the story, and it was making her growl.

Chaz seemed uneasy, and it was within reason to feel uneasy: she clearly had intentions to rip him to shreds. “Well…” he pulled on the collar of his shirt, nervous. “It was a long time ago.”

“I’ll fucking kill you!” She yelled out, not a moment of hesitation before attempting to jump on him, who hid behind Crimson’s chair like a coward. 

“Crazy bitch!”

Millie pulled out a knife in pire, blind rage. Okay, maybe now was time to do something about this before things got messy. As much as you didn’t really care if the asshole lived or died: he should die for what he did to your friend and also… he was an all around annoying dude. But it probably wouldn’t be any good to have her kill a mob boss’ special guest. 

Thinking along the same line as you, Moxxie and Blitzø pulled her back to stop her, and you carefully grabbed the knife from her hand. She breathed heavily, but stopped fighting. The anger wasn’t going anywhere, though. “You should die, bitch.” Again, fair.

A maid calmly walked into the room, completely unfazed by the chaos happening in it, to announce the food had been served. 

At the dinner table, Millie’s eyes shot daggers at the shark imp, who ate happily by her side, Moxxie’s expression got more depressing by the second, and Blitzø was visibly antsy. You were unsure what to do as you waited for someone to break the silence. 

Unfortunately, the person to do so was Blitzø. You love him (well, maybe not love him, but you get the gist), but man, was he not blessed with the gift of good timing. “So. This is aggressively uncomfortable.”

You twirled a piece of meat around on your plate with a fork, looking at him. “No shit.”

“I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking.”

“I suppose ya wanna know why ya here,” Crimson finally said.

“Yeah, so what gives? I mean, you know we kill people on earth, right? We don’t normally do contracts for locals.”

“Not anymore,” you chimed in.

“Yeah. So if you wanna do business with us, you gotta-“

“I don’t wanna do business with I.M.P.” Crimson stated. “I wanna do business with Moxxie.”

Moxxie all but jumped on his seat, startled. “Me?”

“Yeah. I summoned I.M.P. to be sure you’d show.” Oh, so he was well aware Moxxie wouldn’t have shown up otherwise. He said it with no shame either. “Because, well, we’re bringing Chaz into the family.”

“What? Since when can just anyone join the family?”

“Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load.”

“Wait. I thought you always hated his guts.”

“Well, I don’t know if I exactly hated him…”

“You called him a ‘friendless horse-fucker’ and said we lived a ‘sissy lifestyle’,” Moxxie reasoned, an eyebrow raised. 

“Yeah, well, I was wrong,” his father shrugged. “You’ve been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change.” From what you’d gathered about him in this short time you could hardly believe that was the case here, and, from the looks of it, Moxxie didn’t, either. He had the nerve to keep going. “And so has Chaz.”

“Yeah, I’ve grown! Matured! And recently came into millions!” He displayed a smile. 

Oh, how convenient that Moxxie’s father had changed his mind about him just when he became rich. Chaz leaned back on his chair. “But, you know, mostly the mature thing.”

“Oooh okay. So the horseless friend-fucker over here gets a little moola and suddenly it’s worth wasting our time over?” Blitzø questioned, annoyed.

“Well, I’m the whole package! If you know what I mean,” he winked. What did he mean? He didn’t seem to have any redeeming qualities, let alone ones that could ever make him ‘the whole package’. He rolled his eyes, explaining himself: “I got a big dick.”

Millie looked over at Crimson. “What does any of this have to do with Moxxie?”

He finished his food in no rush. “There’s gonna be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to ignoring ya family to ya heart’s content.”

Millie stood up to face him. “Maybe he wouldn’t ignore his family if they didn’t force him to rub elbows with a no good shark-toothed fuckface!” In an instant, she had her knife to Chaz’s throat again. 

When did she even retrieve it from you? 

“Hey, look, everybody! Relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don’t ya stay here and get some rest? We’ll have the ceremony tomorrow, and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared!” Free to leave? Was he offering for you to stay or demanding it? 

There’s no way you’d be staying here with- 

“Yes, sir,” Moxxie agreed without questioning, standing up from his seat, defeated. 

“Mox?” Millie asked, a silent question of ‘are you sure?’ lingering along with his name.

Moxxie said nothing in return, only turning around to make his way out of the dining room. It was his father. His house. His choice. So you all stood up to follow him to your rooms.

You’d barely made your way out the door before his father called for him. 

“Just give me a minute, Millie. I’ll be there,” he reassured her before re-entering the dining room, leaving all of you to be accompanied by one of the mansion’s employees to the bedrooms. 

Millie was visibly worried, and it was nothing but understandable. Moxxie was clearly uneasy and extremely uncomfortable with all of this, and there were moments during the night when he’d looked genuinely scared. You intertwined your arm with hers as you walked the long hallway, a silent gesture that told her you shared her worry and were there for her. She half-smiled at tou in return, acknowledging it.

Suddenly, all of you had to stop on your tracks, as it was impossible to ignore the fact that the ceiling and all the decorations decorations in the hallway were now all covered in… dildos. You tried conjuring anything else that those could be, but that’s what they were, which was fucking weird. What the fuck was the purpose of that?

Blitzø found it the funniest thing ever. “HA! There’s dicks in the walls! Now that’s fucking hilarious!” You laughed with him, rolling your eyes before pushing him to keep walking. 

After being showed your designated rooms, you mention waiting for Moxxie with Millie in their room so she wouldn’t spiral being on her own, but the imp guiding you insists you stay in your separate rooms, which, again, is fucking weird. He’s so adamant about it, though,  that Millie just tells you to let it go.

“You sure you’re fine?”

“Yeah. Mox will be here in a second.”

“‘Kay. I’m right here if you need me. Right?”

“Right.” She nods before disappearing into her room.

You make a face at the imp waiting for you to get inside your room. “I need to go to the bathroom.” He points to the end of the hallway, and you make your way inside. 

By the time you get out, he’s not around anymore. You calmly walk towards your bedroom, taking your time checking out the decorations on the walls (the dildos are gone by now) as you go. Before you get to your door, Millie slams hers open, threatening Chaz out of her room, pulling him off the floor by the collar of his shirt and pointing her knife to his throat for what’s… what? the third time that night, alone?

“Damnit! This usually works!” He complains.

She lets go of him and drops him back to the floor before slamming the door closed on his face. He stands back up, eyes scanning the hallway, when he makes eye contact with you, immediately raising his eyebrows in a stupid suggestive way. “Hey there, hotstuff.”

“Nope,” you say, booking to your room. You slam the door closed, not even giving him any chance to try anything funny. 

“I could show you a good time, ya know?” He yells from the other side of the door.

“No thank you! Go bother someone else.” 

“Your loss, bitch!” 

Well, you forgot there actually was still someone he could go bother. You groaned, shoving a pillow over your head when you started hearing the noises. And the noises were loud. You didn’t want to think about it.

After a while, you finally began drifting off to sleep. When sleep came, though, it lasted barely a few minutes before someone started banging on your door. You get up, angry that your sleep was ruined, and walk up to it, ready to tell Chaz off again. When you open it, though, you’re met with a disheveled Blitzø, wearing nothing but his underwear and chaz’s jacket, instead.

“What are you doing?” You asked him, annoyed.

“I got this,” he held up a shark-shaped keychain with a couple of keys attached to it. 

“And what is this?” 

“Chaz’s car keys.” 

You’re definitely awake now. “Why the fuck do you have that?” 

“Come ooon,” he grabs you by the hand and drags you around the mansion all the way out to the parking lot. 

“What are we even supposed to be doing here?” You whisper as Blitzø clicks a few times, and the two of you followed the car’s noise, finally finding it. 

“Look, nobody who’s that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. He gotta be hiding something,” he explained as he pried the passenger door open and looked inside.

“Really, that’s your conclusion? Maybe he’s just a prick. A prick who’s bad in bed, that’s not unheard of, is it?”

“You don’t understand.”

“That bad?”

“That bad.”

“Okay.” You don’t know why, but you find yourself pleased to hear Chaz wasn’t a good time. One might call it jealousy, but that would be dumb. It’s just nice to know you fuck him better, that’s all. Whatever.

“Ha-ha! Found it.” He held out a piece of paper in triumph. 

“What’s it say?”

He handed the paper over to you, and, clear as day, it read the words: ‘eviction notice’.

“So he isn’t actually rich?”

Blitzø made his way around the car, opening up the trunk and trying to find something there, which he did- yet another piece of paper. You walked up to stand beside him, reading the words at the same time as he did. 

Chaz’s Mastur Plan

Rent suit 

Convince Crim im rich

Marry Moxxie to get into family

???

Profit $$$

Holy shit. He’s here to marry Moxxie?

You have no time to say anything about it, though, as you feel something poke your neck and, in a second, you’re out.

You don’t know how much time has passed since you fell unconscious, but you know it’s been something around ten minutes since you and Blitzø have regained your conscience (mostly, at least, seen as you still felt pretty groggy and Blitzø wasn’t really speaking too coherently), only to find yourselves to be trapped inside the trunk of Chaz’s car. That fucker. 

The two of you barely fit together inside the tiny space, so it was a little hard to try to blindly kick your way out. Thankfully, it didn’t take long until Millie came to your rescue, opening the trunk up to let you out. 

“Oh, Millie, you found us!”

“Who’s your friend?” You asked her, finding it funny that the two guys behind her had appeared out of thin air with how quiet they’d been. 

“Friend?” Millie asked in return, confused. You then clocked that they were, in fact, not friends. 

“Ohh.”

Millie turned around, giving the two imps no time to even think of doing anything before slashing one’s throat with her knife and decapitating the other with the trunk door. She looked fucking cool doing it. “What is going on?” She helped the two of you out, and it took you a couple seconds to be able to catch your balance and stand up straight.

Blitzø immediately started going off about everything you’d found out. “That seductive dickhole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he’s not even rich!” He stumbles over, falling face-first to the ground. 

“Is that true or is he tripping?” Millie asked you. 

“It’s true.”

“Moxxie!” She called out, running back towards the house as you helped Blitzø get up. Suddenly, all the paths that led out of the parking lot and into the mansion were automatically closed, trapping the three of you there. You couldn’t even imagine what Moxxie was going through right now. “Everything’s locked out! How’re we gonna get in?”

“The keys!”

“What?”

“The keys!” You nudged Blitzø’s arm.

“Oh! Fuck! Right!” He fished Chaz’s car keys from his pocket, dragging you and Millie to the car and getting the engine running as soon as he stepped inside. “Buckle up, girls, we’re doing a Shrek.” That always has been his favorite part of the movie.

He stepped on the gas with all he could, driving the car into the wall, obviously smashing it in the process, but successfully getting through it. If you felt dizzy then, you were both so much worse now. He tried stepping out of the car, holding a finger up to finish his dramatic entrance. “I object!” He fell to the ground again. 

Thank Satan Millie could handle herself. 

It was so cool to watch her kick almost every single one of those guy’s asses that you even didn’t bother doing much more than the necessary (which you were pretty thankful you could do, given the way everything seemed to be spinning), only handing her random stuff she could kill them off with and occasionally stabbing someone. 

After every single one of them had been taken care of, Millie wordlessly picked a horrifying-looking tied up Moxxie up from the altar and carried him along. You know she left Crimson and Chaz live only because of Mox.

Still, Chaz had the nerve to speak up and complain. “Hey! What about my weddi-” Millie shoved one of the dildo things down his throat, effectively shutting him up. Fitting. 

“This ass is mine!” She yelled at him.

“By the way, y’all should probably know, Chaz isn’t even rich, okay?” Blitzø yelled out.

Crimson’s eyes widened. “What?”

You grinned. “Yup! You should try checking out his car!” 

“Ha! He just played you like a fuckin’ rube!” He flipped Crimson off, and you did the same. You smiled when you realized Millie was flipping him off as well as she walked away, not even bothering to face him as she did.

“Later, losers!” Blitzø announced, and you all hopped into the helicopter again, which Millie somehow, for some reason, could operate, finally on your way back home from this wreck. 

You and Blitzø helped Moxxie out of the restraints and pulled the tape over his mouth, which still left him in the bizarre wedding dress, but at least he was safe.

Getting there, you could see Loona was somehow in the exact same position she’d been when you’dall left the day before, sitting with her legs propped on the table and her phone in hand. 

Moxxie beamed at his wife. “Millie? Thank you for saving me. You’re amazing.”

“Next time just tell me if your daddy’s a psychopath. I can handle it.”

“Well, and I’m glad everything ended up okay! Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox.” Blitzø slipped in the middle of the couple, and you were sure whatever came out of his mouth next would be inconvenient at best. “Also! I got to plow your ex boyfriend!” See? “Isn’t that great? Now all three of us have fucked the same guy! Does it feel weird that I fucked your ex, Mox?” He nudged him with his elbow, purposefully annoying him. 

“Extremely.”

“I’m glad I’m not a part of that club,” you commented. 

“Hey now, don’t pretend we don’t fuck the same guy too. Present tense.”

“Oh, come on, that’s totally different. You’re telling me you wouldn’t feel weird if I had fucked one of your exes?”

He takes a moment to ponder it. “Yeah, actually. That would be weird,” he decides. “But ya haven’t, so… I don’t feel ashamed at all,” he shrugged, sporting an annoying little smirk. 

You rolled your eyes at him.

A/N: Chaz was fun to write cause he's so utterly stupid lol. But yeah this is just for fun, we'll have a few of these bonus ones throughout the series! Hope y'all like it <3

[chaoticklesblog]

Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons:

Stolas:

Super ticklish despite not being tickled very much in his younger days, (Blitzo is definitely the first one to discover this weakness when they were kids and never really forgot how ticklish Stolas was, or is, for that matter.)

Is a switch, but is definitely is more lee leaning! He enjoys the bondage aspect of it and definitely experiences the most anticipatory giggles.

Has one of the most adorable laughs ever. It doesn't take much to get him laughing. He has such a high-pitched laugh that gets squeaky if you get the right spots.

Worst spots are wings and beneath his feathers.

As a ler, my goodness is this guy fucking RUTHLESS.

Is a demon, so expect to receive whatever tickling is dished out tenfold in return.

His feathers and claws are horrendously evil tickle tools and the mothefucker KNOWS it.

Uses tickling as a torture method for those who most deserve it (cough cough, Blitzo).

Blitzo:

Regularly involved in childhood tickle fights with Fizz. Used to win most of the tickle fights until the accident happened.

So playful and silly, he was the first to initiate a tickle fight with Stolas and the first to realize what a ruthless tickler Stolas is.

Also a switch, very needy as a lee and super teasy as a ler.

Surprisingly a very gentle ler unless otherwise provoked.

Definitely tickles Stolas the most of anyone because Stolas absolutely loves it. Also frequently tickles Millie and Moxxie but mostly Moxxie because he deserves it. Doesn't DARE tickle Luna (he doesn't have

Most ticklish spots include ribs, tummy and underarms.

Super silly laugh, loves provoking others to tickle him, and is so shameless about it, the little shit.

Millie:

Is ticklish but is much more of a ruthless ler. Mostly tickles Moxxie to get him to relax or not be so uptight.

Absolutely ruthless. RUTHLESS.

Not only does she know Moxxie enjoys being tickled, but she encourages the other IMP's to tickle him.

Doesn't mind being tickled by Moxxie but will destroy anyone else who tries.

The worst spots are her hips, thighs, and knees.

Has a bright, carefree laugh.

Will 10/10 dish out absolutely unholy revenge to those who dare to tickle her.

Moxxie:

Is such a lee! 100% lee. Is baby.

It doesn't take much to get him all flustered, just a few well placed pokes, a wink, or teasy voice.

Prefers to be tickled by Millie but is the frequent victim of gang tickles. Not that he minds.

Is wayyyy more susceptible to gentle and teasy tickles.

His back is an absolute death zone. Absolutely cannot handle back massages AT ALL.

Screechy and screamy laughter. AHAHAH.

Hides his face a lot, or at least he tries when tickled. Lol. He can't even help it.

Will literally beg to not be tickled.

PUPPY DOG EYES.

Deserves to get his shit WRECKED!

Ozzie:

WE AREN'T gonna pretend this man isn't ticklish.

I mean, he is. Has a super boisterous laugh.

I mean, if this anyone has a tickle kink, it's him lol.

I feel like he's got tons of ler energy. He tickles Fizz so much, lmao. Surprise tickles, tickle games, tickle hugs, teases, etc. ASDFGHJKL. Fizz eats it up, of course.

Is kinda ticklish in a couple secret places only Fizz knows about. I mean, I don't even know, and Fizz didn't tell me lmaooo. It's a secret, do with that info what you wish.

Is actually the tickle monster. Hehehe.

Fizz:

Is such an adorably ticklish imp.

Arguably, the most ticklish character.

Literally used to be nearly tickled to death by Blitzo as kids. And ganged up on by the other imps. Was pretty much defenseless lol.

Blitzo used to knock him down a few pegs for getting all the attention by tickling the everloving snot out of him.

Literally never won tickle fights until after the accident. The robot arms improved his tickle fight game tenfold.

His robot arms are indeed also ticklish but offer an advantage in tickle fights by being able to stretch or tickling people far away.

Bottom ribs, hips and sides are his worst spots.

Cannot handle his ribs being counted. (Ozzie found this out, and the poor guy can't rest ahah).

Wheezy laughter that eventually goes silent, and he also thrashes a lot.

Uses his robot arms for tickling and bondage purposes with Ozzie and to also get well deserved revenge on Blitzo, haha.

[xjulixred45x]

I think that charlie should worry more about the hellborns,you know,HER REAL PEOPLE WHO ARE ENSLAVED,FETISHIZED AND REALLY DESERVING OF RIGHTS,in helluva boss we see imps that are good persons(moxxie,moxxies mom,tilla,fizzarolli,oliver(the deaf kid) and others)or lived in poor life conditions and had to grow really fast(blitz,striker,barbie,the wrath imps that literally make all the harvest for hell),they should be Charlie's priority,make imps have more rights to have honorable Jobs,treat them like PEOPLE and not workers,but nooo the killers,psychopats,rapists,child abusers and other criminals deserves rights😤

Fr!

I mean, I understand that Charlie has a special sympathy for sinners because they are murdered once a year (although honestly they probably kill each other more than by exterminations) and the pride ring is where she GREW UP, but still the fact that she only seems to care about SINNERS (people who did VERY FUCKING shit to end up in Hell) than about the Hellborn who LITERALLY were the ones who laid the foundations of Hell.

I MEAN, THE OVERLORDS/ SINNERS FOR SOME REASON ARE SEEN AS A SUPERIOR CLASS THAN THE IMPS AND SUCCUBES FOR NO REASON?? THEY WERE BORN THERE AND GENERATED THE INFERNAL SOCIETY, GIVE THEM SOME FUCKING RESPECT??

Besides, don't you think it's WEIRD that in the pride ring WE RARELY SEE HELLBORNS?? Yes, it could be because of the great insecurity of the ring, but honestly Greed seems MUCH MORE DANGEROUS than the ring with literally KILLERS, maybe it is because, I don't know, SINNERS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT??? KNOWING HOW THEY ARE WITH THE BLACK MARKET ISSUE???

AND THE FETISHIZATION MY GOD, I don't want to imagine how the sinners ENJOY it using the slightly higher status they have over the Imps/Hellwounds/Succubi to make their lives EVEN MORE MISERABLE.

Charlie pushes them aside just to give attention to the SINNERS, people who mostly don't even make it to the century there and are VERY weird (like Zestial) instead of the people who SUFFER for this status distinction (like, I don't know, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE POTENTIALLY IN HEAVEN BECAUSE SINNERS KILLED THEM?? OR WORSE?? AND YET SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT THIS??)

In conclusion, Charlie should AT LEAST be concerned exclusively with people who did bad acts but in circumstances that JUSTIFY them (self-defense, revenge, minor sins such as not being baptized according to the Bible or being an atheist, PEOPLE WHO REALLY WOULD NOT DESERVE PUNISHMENT ETERNAL) AND PRIORITIZE the safety of her REAL PEOPLE.

____

(español)

digo, entiendo que Charlie tenga una especial simpatia con los pecadores porque son asesinados una vez al año(aunque sinceramente probablemente se matan mas entre ellos que por las exterminaciónes) y el anillo del orgullo es donde ella CRECIO, pero aun asi el hecho de que solo parece importarle los PECADORES(gente que hizo mierda MUY JODIDA para terminar en el infierno) que a los Hellborn que LITERALMENTE fueron quienes sentaron las bases del infierno.

I MEAN, LOS OVERLORDS/ PECADORES POR ALGUN MOTIVO SON VISTOS COMO UNA CLASE SUPERIOR A LOS IMPS Y SUCUBOS SIN MOTIVO ALGUNO?? ELLOS NACIERON AHI Y GENERARON LA SOCIEDAD INFERNAL, DENLES ALGO DE JODIDO RESPETO??

Aparte ¿¿no les parece RARO que en el anillo del orgullo RARA VEZ VEMOS HELLBORNS?? si, puede ser por la gran inseguridad del anillo, pero sinceramente Greed parece MUCHO MAS PELIGROSA que el anillo con literalmente ASESINOS, talvez sera porque, no se, LOS PECADORES TIENEN ALGO QUE VER CON ESO??? CONOCIENDO COMO SON CON EL ASUNTO DEL MERCADO NEGRO???

Y LA FETICHIZACION DIOS MIO, no me quiero imaginar como se la GOZAN los pecadores usando el ligero mayor estatus que tienen sobre los Imps/Hellwounds/Sucubos para hacer sus vidas AUN MAS MISERABLES.

Charlie les hace a un lado solo para darle atención a los PECADORES, gente que en su mayoria nisiquiera llega al siglo ahí y es MUY raro(como Zestial) en vez de la gente que SUFRE por esta distinción de estatus(como, no se, LAS PERSONAS QUE POTENCIALMENTE ESTAN EN EL CIELO PORQUE LOS PECADORES LAS MATARON??O PEOR?? Y AUN ASI ELLA NO PARECE IMPORTARLE ESTO??)

En conclusión, Charlie deberia COMO MINIMO preocuparse exclusivamente por la gente que hizo actos malos pero en circunstancias que los JUSTIFICARAN(defensa propia, venganza, pecados menores como podría ser no estar bautizado segun la biblia o ser ateo, GENTE QUE REALMENTE NO MERECERIA EL CASTIGO ETERNO) Y PRIORIZAR la seguridad de su VERDADERA GENTE.

[chaifootsteps]

[major spoilers for Netflix's Baby Reindeer]

so it's a show about a comedian Donny Dunn based autobiographically on the creator's experiences having been stalked and sexually harassed by a woman and in his past having been groomed and raped by a man

the show treats it with care and shows all the side effects of SA and rape - he questions the effect of his past assault on his sexuality, he ends up accepting the stalker's facebook invite and not reporting her for a while because despite how scared he is of her he feels validated by the attention, etc etc

my point here is if a show wants to talk about abuse, or about rape, it should actually do that. and if it wants to represent female on male abuse it should do that, too

but as it is, abuse or SA is just something that gets mentioned once in Helluva and then never again.

like, how have his experiences with Crimson shaped Moxxie? does he ever think about the murder of his mom? Crimson could come back in a future ep (probably) but is Moxxie at all concerned about that? idk, because the show doesn't bother giving characters a consistent emotional state except when it remembers to

same with Stolas and Stella. Fans leapt to claim Stella raped Stolas based on flimsy evidence, yet only cared if Stolas was slightly tipsy (and tied up) the first time he slept with Blitzo the moment they could use that information against Blitzo. and yet they're all for stol!tz despite how bad a person Blitzo supposedly is? We also see Blitzo and Stolas both have lousy dads but the effect of this on them is largely unknown. worse still, the show could have had a good lens on cycles of abuse by showing how Stolas was neglected and mistreated, but he still turned that treatment on someone with less power and made self-serving excuses for it, but nope. we can't have that

the closest the show has gotten to a realistic depiction of the effects of abuse is Blitzo himself. he's seemingly hypersexual in present day because of how his father made him feel like nothing by literally selling him off for an afternoon to a rich family and also because his trauma around the accident has left him with a deep seated fear of letting people in, in case he lets them down and them loses them. he behaves in contradictory ways that are frequently unheathly. he reads like someone who has compartmentalized the living daylights out of his poor treatment by Stolas because he maybe thinks he doesn't deserve better, and previously when he had someone better he self-sabotaged by stealing their car and maxxing out their credit cards so they would dump him

and how does the show treat him? victim blaming him for being sexually coerced by Stolas & being unable to give informed consent to Stolas' deal, then levelling every 'not a perfect victim!' excuse and 'not if he enjoyed it!' rationalizaion against him. it's honestly been morbid to watch the show do backbends to excuse Stolas and the fandom not only swallow it but say worse things about Blitzo on the regular

Morbid is an excellent word for it. I know that there's really no comparison, that Baby Reindeer is based on a true story (and basically one long therapy session for Gadd) and HB isn't, but if Baby Reindeer was about how how all of Donny's problems could be solved by marrying the man who abused him, you'd have HB.

[salemontrial]

I love Stolitz as much as the next guy but yall have GOT to stop pioritizing that over Blitzø's other relationships just because Stolas is his romantic interest. Blitzø seems to have accidentally set up Moxxie and Millie and I want to see them starting I.M.P together. Blitzø trying his best to be a good dad for Loona and now they're slowly getting to a less rocky relationship. I really want a Verosika-centric episode soon, I want to see an episode from her perspective because it seems like she really did love him. We've just barely scratched the surface of Blitzø's relationship with his parents. Fizz is the only person Blitzø has fully opened up to sober this entire show. Hell, we had a Barbie episode after a full season and a half of waiting and theorizing and we found out how messy their relationship is but most of this fandom was hung up on it being the hospital that Stolas was in (it literally wasn't? It was a rehab center).

His relationship with Stolas is very interesting and deserves all the analysis it gets. I just wished people paid attention to the non-romantic ones too :/

[lovegiroke]

top 10 Helluva Boss characters in my opinion

in short

10. Octavia

9. Striker

8. Sally Mae

7. Verosika

6. Asmodious/Ozzie

5. Millie

4. Moxxie

3. Blitzø

2. Fizzarolli

Stolas

Honorable mention: Vassago

Bellow is going to be an in depth review on why these are my favorite and why they are placed like this.. and it’s long

Number 10: Octavia

Octavia as a great character in my opinion, even though the episodes she was in are not my absolute favorites. I do enjoy her whenever she appears, and when I found out that she is most likely getting a song, I was so happy.

With that being said, she isn’t that compelling to me compared to other characters in mind

Number 9: Striker

Striker is a character that always hypes me when he appears. He easily earns me respect for being a guy who just does his job, and isn’t afraid to cause damage or kill other characters (like Stolas)

He’s also very interesting and easily likable, but not as much as the other 8 ahead of him

Number 8: Sally Mae

I loved her from the first time I saw her in episode 5, and the new short made me love her even more. Her relationship with Millie has to be one of my favorites in helluva boss. Not to mention a well represented trans character. So she earns my respect without a doubt

Number 7: Verosika Mayday

As Blitzø’s ex, she’s very interesting. There are many reasons why I like her. She’s blitz’s ex and we don’t know why they broke up (we got hints, but not a full explanation) I love her sassy personality and she’s hot(not that the other characters are hot, they are but Veroskia is a sucubus, not that it really matters but still). The reason why she’s higher then Sallie Mae is because we’ve had a lot more time with her.

I also can’t wait for apology tour, witch come out in my birth month

Number 6: Asmodeus/Ozzie

I Love the house of asmodeus so much and Ozzie just gets better from here, from a lustful sin to a sweet parter. He deserves to be in top 10

Reason why he’s here is because not because he sucks, but that other top 5 I like more then him for their own reasons, with that being

Number 5: Millie

I love her personality and her strength throughout the show. She’s brave, loves her husband, and is a very caring person who cares about her friends/family.

she’s only lower then her husband because we haven’t got a lot of time with her, but she’s still amazing which is why she is this high.

Number 4: Moxxie

His arc has to be one of my favorites, and he is very entertaining. I think he and Millie are some of the best characters in the show and that’s why they are both in my top 5, next to each other. But he’s only higher because he has more screentime.

Number 3: Blitzø

He’s always been a very interesting character, from the beginning where he was basically an animated Brenden Rogers (I enjoy his work BTW and recommend to those who like helluva boss) to where he got more and more complex and now, I just want to give him a big hug. But there are 2 more characters that are ahead of him

Number 2: Fizzarolli

Who DOESN’T like this dude, he’s so cute and funny and I love him. Of course with his more serious moments. That just makes me respect him even more. Ozzie’s, Opps, and Mammons magnificent musical mid-season special have to be some of my favorite partially (or entirely) because of him.

Honorable Mention: Vassago

Before I get to number one, I thought I should mention him. We haven’t seen him in the show yet, but I already like him since we got the information from Vivziepop that he’s a good boy (please let the be the truth Vivzie). That’s all

Number 1: Stolas

This is my favorite helluva boss character, this bird boy has always had my attention with his personality and complexity of his character. I’m very glad that he is getting a divorce with that toxic Stella (who I hate) and his loving relationship with his daughter Octavia (who I mentioned before as my number 10). I loved those last 5 minutes of full moon hearing his side of the story and giving the Asmodian crystal to Blitzø.

(AND I SWEAR TO GOD VIVZIE THAT IF THEY DONT GET BACK TOGETHER BY THE END OF THE SEASON)

[drama-glob]

Spoilers for Helluva Boss: Unhappy Campers

Well it finally happened...we got a Millie episode! ^_^

I was definitely curious as to why Blitzo was looking for his sister, and it's nice to know that she was actually in rehab and not just some dig made by Verosika, but it certain seemed like Blitzo wasn't a frequent visitor. ;_; Good on Moxxie to get the lead, but as we all saw, he wanted to prove himself his way more than the efficient, right way as Millie literally solved it in under 20seconds. :/ I honestly didn't know it was going to be so focused on Moxxie and Millie, but I think they did a great job emphasizing how much Millie does to support her husband while even she's receiving this attention and how Moxxie didn't reciprocate. Millie was amazing and showed how much more she is than just a killing machine and deserved to receive some love and attention for once. I don't blame Moxxie for wanting to show he could lead this mission and succeed, but he definitely was being self-centered about it for most of the time. :/ Like Millie said: We're partners Mox.

It was cool to see an actually Asmodean crystal and the portal it makes is pretty, although it makes me wonder if disguises come with it too since Barbie Wire had a crystal and human disguise; this means we may get to see Blitzo have a human look eventually, so Stolas and Blitzo could be matching potentially. ;) I'm still thinking the crystal Stolas is getting for Blitzo will be on a necklace or bracelet, and not where the incubus in this episode put it. ;) XD

It's curious that demons would want Earth heroin, but since the effects don't seem as strong as Hell's drugs, they could be utilized as mild pain meds maybe? :/

It's cool to see how tough Barbie Wire is, but her saying she never wants to see Blitzo again just hurt, especially with the sad look he was giving and how genuine he seemed about wanting to talk. ;_; I'm guessing this may mean that Blitzo will actually reach out to Fizz in the next episode if he's trying to repair/reconnect with people that are important to him, but Fizz could also want to talk to Blitzo about killing whoever wrote that article about him and Asmodeus. Can't wait to find out though. ;) ^_^

Also, just Moxxie's face at the end of this was so adorably sad and funny as he was dealt a crushing remark from Blitzo. :/

[unproductive-peanut]

My Favorite Things from Helluva Boss S1E1 

The teacher's math curtains are so cute  

The cheater (Martha) learned her lesson and started cheating at home rather than at other people's places  

Martha taking over the dead teacher’s class and teaching “How to deal with Trauma 101” 

Blitzø’s panic buttons, how often do these things happen that they deserve their own button? (Peep the Stolas button 👀) 

M&M’s first scene brings up so many questions about the timeline

The pictures above Loona  

the small rough sketch of what I am convinced is Sir Pentious makes more sense if HB is after HH  

Everyone talks about the 4th wall break in the spring break episode, but the original break is “and this guy definitely watches” 

Loona doesn't say anything bad about the mom

Blitzø is so badass for catching the arrow like that and Moxxie did technically hit the target  

The imp Mona Lisa  

Fire truck is No 420 and the graffiti says blaze it  

“Now let’s go lick some ass” 

The cannibal signs: the spine lamp, pelvic wallpaper, the two mounted heads, the hand hanging out of the fridge, bone mirrors 

These people are def cannibals, they must have been shaking in their boots when they had all that media attention on them 

The similar but opposite outfits of the teacher and Martha  

The wheelchair and urn with a dinner plate  

“A new hole scatter” 

“Bless this mess” carved in the skin  

I wonder if the guy on the table is the same guy she was cheating with earlier 

Horse sighting!  

[mauesartetc]

I've seen it stated in a comment on reddit that Blitzo "deserved what happened to him at Ozzie’s. He forced himself on M&M’s date and then went out of his way to draw attention to himself KNOWING fizz was there. The entire event was a result of his own actions. Hell, Stolas treated it as an actual date and at least tried to make an effort to be sweet."

They also said:

""I’d like an acknowledgment of Blitz being the one who was in the wrong and admitting it himself. Stolas may be an out of touch rich aristocrat yes, but Blitz was neglecting him and taking advantage from the start. Stolas arguably had no reason to suspect that objectifying blitz was a problem considering he never seemed bothered by it until Ozzy’s. I’d like to think the hospital scene is what is starting the process of Stolas finally realizing blitz can’t be helped until he helps up himself and deals with his issues."

And I'm like: wtf? Are you seriously making Stolas into the injured party despite all the cr*p he has done? Hes the one who has apologizing to do; for objectifying and fetishizing Blitzo all while looking down on imps.

The last part stinks of not wanting white/privileged people to take accountability for microaggressions based on the excuse of them being "innocent".

Sorry, I know this is wildly beside the point, but:

cr*p

Dude, this is Tumblr, not TikTok. You don't have to censor yourself here. You don't have to make every word you write commercially viable. It's okay. Be free, little bird! Spew expletives left and right if you feel so moved!

I want everyone to feel free to speak their minds on this blog, and if that includes a few naughty words, so be it. Besides, I'm pretty sure no one's getting in trouble at work for reading a post that contained the word "crap".

Anyway, to the more pressing issue at hand: It's important to recognize at all times that these are fictional characters, not real people. They are puppets whose actions are dictated by writers. Yes, giving characters the illusion of agency when writing stories is a great way to engage your audience, but when analyzing stories, you have to focus on why the people who wrote them made the choices they did. Debating which character was in the wrong, or which character was more wrong, or which one should apologize, yadda yadda yadda, is a futile fucking exercise if you don't include the writers' intent in that conversation.

Let's look at Blitzo. He pretty objectively caused most of what went down at Ozzie's. He followed Moxxie and Millie, he invited Stolas, he drew attention to himself when he knew people who hated him were present. Now that last one seems pretty stupid, like the kind of mistake no one of sound mind in the real world would ever reasonably make. We could spend all day speculating what about his personality would lead him to do this, whether it's zero sense of self-preservation, a subconscious desire for self-sabotage, or simple inability to keep his damn mouth shut, but here's the thing: Other Helluva Boss characters have the same problem. To reiterate what I said here:

"Why did Octavia fully forgive her dad, no questions asked, even when he couldn't explain why he cheated on her mom? If Loona hates being around Blitzo so much, why didn't she just stay with the succubi on the beach? [...] Why did Moxxie make a huge romantic gesture in an environment where such gestures are frowned upon? [...] Why did Stolas bring an imp to a couples-only club despite knowing it'd ruin his reputation?"

The answer to all these questions is "because the plot demanded it." The writers wanted a certain outcome and wrote themselves into a corner before they could reach it organically. Instead of putting themselves into the characters' shoes or retracing their steps to make the endpoint feel like a logical conclusion, they just said "fuck it" and brute-forced the easiest solution, causing the result to make no goddamn sense.

Given the level this writing is on, it feels kinda pointless to argue with internet strangers over which character was in the right and which one wasn't. Subsequent episodes haven't addressed the events of "Ozzie's" (at least not in a way that means anything), leading me to believe the writers never cared enough about them to spark any sort of in-depth conversation. So why should we?

Honestly, this person just sounds like a Stolas simp. It's kind of a leap to assume they don't want real people of a certain race and class to bear responsibility for their actions. It's not that deep. None of this is that deep.

[doublejango]

Sexy Ask: If Blitz could have one night with Millie and could do anything he wanted to her and not be faulted for it, what would he want to do?

Blitz would want to adore her. If everything was on the table and they were going to be okay, and they had Moxxie's approval (if M&M are together in that verse; Blitz doesn't want to damage their relationship, he really, really doesn't, no matter how ridiculous he is about them), he would want to worship that woman.

(Putting the rest of this one under a cut because it got a little more explicit).

Blitz has a lot of complicated feelings about both Millie and Moxxie, but almost all of them boil down to affection and admiration. If she was down to let him do anything, I think it would be the most vanilla adoration ever. Like starting with a lot of nuzzling and petting, and so. much. praise. He would just be like, slowly giving her a full-body massage while also just telling her so many things he admires about her. Praise her strength, her courage, her loyalty, her ferocity, her tenacity. Millie is an incredible woman, and Blitz... might actually feel like he doesn't deserve to touch her at all, but since she wants him to that night? He will.

After all of the massage and the praise, Blitz would gladly spend the entire night with his head between her legs, showing her that actually, there is one thing he is waaaaaaay better at than killing. He loves giving head, he's extremely good at giving head, and he especially loves giving head to women. He's also very good at using the spade of his tail in playtime, and wouldn't hesitate to do so.

Blitz would want to leave Millie happily shivering, like just, worship her until her muscles all turn to Jello, then snuggle her, pet her hair, and just purr. Because holding someone as incredible as Millie, being allowed to show them through sex how highly you think of them? Purring is the only option for once it's all over.

I don't think Blitz would even want to get off or be touched tbh, which isn't usual for him. He loves orgasms and loves receiving attention too, most of the time, but if it was just one night together and he knew she wasn't going to be pissed at him for anything that happened? Yep, he would genuinely want to spend the entire time focusing on her.

[starandcloud]

Moxxie Angst

You never know how much you love someone until you lose them. That was the hardest lesson Moxxie ever learned.

This was supposed to be a fun outing, something simple and easy to celebrate graduation. Moxxie had insisted on it, had insisted on treating you for this. He knew how hard you had worked on your school to be valedictorian and was so fucking proud of you.

"You have no idea how proud I am of you"

His voice carried through the ice cream shop as he smiled at you, you smiled back and gently ruffled his hair.

"Thank you Moxxie, I mean it. For all of this, you really didn't ha-" "But I wanted to, you deserve it."

Moxxie cut you off and gently held your hand. Your eyes softened and you gently held his back. There was something in his eyes that was... different. His eyes seemed much more... loving and attentive as he interlaced his fingers with yours. This was perfect You were perfect

Laughing as you left, he held your hand tight and watched you as you pushed your hair out of your face. Moxxie's hand moved on its own, pushing what you had missed away from your face and behind your ear. That small action made your heart race and butterflies flutter in your chest.

'He was to adorable...'

You thought as you pressed a kiss to his forehead, you watched his face turn a vibrant red and him pull away to hide in his hands. You couldn't help but laugh as he lightly hit your shoulder, and hid his face from view. This was euphoric for both of you, the love between the two of you was clear as day. It was almost painful to watch the two of you interact and then tell other people that "you're just friends". It even annoyed his father, who didn't think to highly of you.

The two of you had been so caught up in fooling around you didn't see the car rushing down the road until it was to late. The metal racing down the street crashed into the side of you.

Your ribs shattering on impact.

Your body tumbled down the street and Moxxie's arms were quick around you.

"He-ey... Hey! Open your eyes! Please... please open your eyes..."

He begged as he held you close, his heart ached as he pressed his forehead against yours. Tears bubbling up in his eyes as he squeezed them shut, your hand dangled limply by your side. Whatever life you had left as soon as Moxxie's arms wrapped around you, the traces of a smile dangled on your lips as your body started to chill from the lack of heartbeat. Blood pooled around your body, staining Moxxie's clothes and coating his hands in the crimson liquid that used to sustain your lip. The stickiness of your blood made Moxxie angry, you shouldn't be like this you should be living you should be laughing you should be talking and walking and running and... and making your stupid jokes and fussing over him like a worried mother... you... you should be living...

Weeks later, during your funeral. Moxxie was silent, for the first time in weeks he was silent and withdrawn. He had been so angry the past few weeks, he had actually broken something and not cared. His room had been destroyed and the only things that remained were what you had given him. The necklaces you had gotten him, one for you and one for him, rested under his shirt as he watched your coffin be lowered into the ground. His eyes lowered as they filled with tears, his father's hand rested on his shoulder and he slapped it off.

"Don't touch me... please..."

Moxxie's voice was hoarse and on the verge of breaking but... his father said nothing and silently left.

Moxxie sat in front of your grave, tending to the flowers he brought weekly. You were his first love after all, you deserved the best. The matching necklaces twinkled in the setting sun as he adjusted your photo and pulled weeds from the base of the grave, the marble stood strong over the rest of your family's graves. He bought it for you, specifically, he wanted you to be sacred after your death. You were his everything, you had gotten him through his childhood and most of his teen years... The least he could do was take care of your final resting spot.

"Moxxie? Are ya comin'!?"

A voice yelled out, Moxxie's head turning towards the sound. A gentle smile on his face as he yelled back.

"Yeah! Just a minute Millie!"

Then stood up, staring down at your frame before softly saying.

"Goodbye Y/N, I'll be back soon. Millie needs me, I'll bring you new flowers next time. Your favorite will be in season, Goodbye."

He said before taking a few steps away, then stopped. He turned towards your grave before whispering.

"I'll love you forever..."

[cham-chammity]

I’m..very confused about Viv’s tweet, not gonna lie. Perhaps because I’ve never really been interested in Striker’s character before the current drama caught my attention so I might have missed something?

First off..how is Striker bigoted? Did I miss something? Admittedly, it’s been a very long time since I watched the first episode he was featured in. Is it because he hates Stolas and the ruling class or whatever? Because if that’s the reason, that’d be..incredibly shitty lmao. There’s this trend of white people exploring oppression in their shows where they try to ‘define’ the valid ways for oppressed minorities to react to their oppression - and if they stray even slightly and their reaction to said oppression deviates from the ‘acceptable’ ways defined by the white creators, then they are defined as “bigoted” “reverse racists” “just as bad as their oppressors” etc. And usually the “accepted” is for the minority to either want to prove themselves to their oppressor, showing that “not all minorities are bad!” and they are “just as capable” OR be willing and enthusiastic to create bonds, relationships and friendships with the oppressor class with little to no hesitance. Now, if they are actually angry about their situation, wrathful, if they show any intense rage, or are got forbid vengeful about the way they have been treated, they are labelled as “just as bigoted”, “just as ignorant”, “just as evil” and so on which is just..extremely ignorant. Neither is good but they are not equal and not comparable because the situations are inherently different - lashing out in anger or rage at everyone from the oppressor class because of the way you and everyone around y has been mistreated, abused and stolen from is different from oppressing a class of people because you perceive them as less deserving, or as subhuman who deserve little to no rights and respect. One of those things is reactionary. Pretending that they are the same or equally as bad erases all societal context around the issues but white authors LOVE pretending that they are the absolutely same thing, just in opposite directions from one other. Thing is, wanting to prove yourself is not the only valid way to react to oppression. Minorities and oppressed individuals do not owe it to anyone. They shouldn’t have to “prove” themselves to their oppressors, they shouldn’t have to “prove” that they are worthy of rights and respect and the like - because that’s something they are inherently entitled to but was STOLEN from them. In that context, experiencing rage and even hatred is in no way shape or form morally bankrupt or “bigoted”. Minorities and oppressed individuals are allowed to experience rage for being mistreated & the idea that they have to go out of their way to prove how worthy and “deserving” they are is extremely harmful because again, they simply have NOTHING to prove. And how is Blitz a champion of the working class? He is very opportunistic and simply wants a good living for himself, doesn’t seem to be overly concerned with imp oppression or whatever? And doesn’t seem to be doing what he is doing with the idea of “I’m going to show them that we, as a class, are just as capable and worthy of respect!”. He is just. Doing his own thing. Which is valid, ofc, not every oppressed person needs to be a “hero” or a “champion” for their class.

I’m also confused about the toxic masculinity aspect. Is it because Striker exhibits stereotypically more masculine traits? Because being masculine doesn’t necessarily mean that you have toxic masculinity. Or is it perhaps because of his beef with Moxxie? Because being competitive and looking down on someone you see as less capable than you, though shitty, is not necessarily indicative of toxic masculinity either. Toxic masculinity cannot exist without misogyny and hatred for the feminine and I don’t recall Striker being misogynistic? Or at least not any more misogynistic than Blitz who, in the new episode alone, referred to the lady in the vet office as “tiddy haver” as an insult which absolutely can be read as misogynistic. And I won’t even start at how misogynistic the writing has been when it comes to any episode concerning Verosika & how the episode could be basically summarised as Blitzo’s character being written to make every single misogynistic joke at her expensive. I mean, “I could smell fish for miles”? “Pussy wagon”? Be for real now. And I know that Viv’s intentions probably weren’t to write Blitzo’s character as misogynistic and that the show is supposed to be over the top but it’s weird to try to hold it against another character, when your main character’s shtick is making Family Guy-esque jokes at almost any female/female presenting character on screen. Idk, maybe I should rewatch Striker’s first appearance, perhaps there is something I’m missing.

And the homophobic allegations are super strange to me too cuz like. He didn’t seem to have a problem when Blitzo low-key flirted with him in the first episode, from what I recall? Their fight kinda had a lot of tension and lowkey homoerotic vibes and Striker didn't seem to mind lmao. And like, reacting with disgust when someone you are not attracted to starts describing detailed sexual acts or saying "choke me", is..a pretty regular reaction. Like, Stolas going in detail about how Blitzo fucks him sometimes makes me uncomfortable because of how explicit the descriptions are lmao. And Striker's reactions weren't even that extreme, I feel? idk, man, the whole thing is super weird.

am i missing something or is the writing a bit weird?

Sorry for the late response Anon, your ask was long! But that's okay!

First off..how is Striker bigoted? Did I miss something?

No, you didn't miss a thing. I am just as confused about the tweet as you are. Striker did absolutely nothing bigoted. From what I have gathered, Vivzie is trying to make Striker seem like a "big bad villain" that everyone hates to save the little ship she has going on between Blitzo and Stolas. And so, calling him "bigoted" creates the idea that he is a morally or just overall "bad" character (when he's really not). As far as your note on creators trying to represent oppressed minorities, hell--I don't even know. I think, as I said before, Viv is kinda grasping at straws to try and make Striker an all-round hated character.

Now, if they are actually angry about their situation, wrathful, if they show any intense rage, or are got forbid vengeful about the way they have been treated, they are labelled as “just as bigoted”, “just as ignorant”, “just as evil” and so on which is just..extremely ignorant.

Minorities and oppressed individuals are allowed to experience rage for being mistreated & the idea that they have to go out of their way to prove how worthy and “deserving” they are is extremely harmful because again, they simply have NOTHING to prove.

There is absolutely nothing bigoted about hating the upper rich class when you have trauma or beef with that group of people, especially as the oppressed, as Striker is obviously faced with in this episode. Striker clearly shows anger and overall being upset at Stolas, because he resembles and reminds him of a person in his past that caused a very deep scar. This part of him saying "you don't get to talk over me" is paired with the B plot when Blitzo is shown fighting that other demon while waiting for Loona's shot. the point of those two scenes being juxtaposed (or contrasted, in other words,) together is to show that imps/demons like Blitzo and Striker face racism/classism-- specifically classism--as the female imp in sloth mentions Blitzo being "jobless" (or something like that I can't remember). Because of this, the messaged I gathered is that both Blitzo and Striker were standing up for themselves against that classism they were both facing simultaneously (at least, that is how Striker interpreted it when Stolas commented on his cave). Which brings me to the point of--yes, Striker jumped to conclusions on what Stolas was saying, but Striker's reaction makes sense. He is not being ignorant or bigoted. He is expressing anger against Stolas and his upper class because he wants to feel heard, he wants Stolas to see what it is like for hellborn like him, finally has a chance to talk and have the upper hand. While yes, Striker's reaction might have been a bit ignorant, it doesn't make him ignorant--or bigoted, at least as a character overall, since he did jump to conclusions on Stolas's comments. (which I do not think is enough evidence to call him a bigot).

And how is Blitz a champion of the working class? He is very opportunistic and simply wants a good living for himself, doesn’t seem to be overly concerned with imp oppression or whatever? And doesn’t seem to be doing what he is doing with the idea of “I’m going to show them that we, as a class, are just as capable and worthy of respect!”.

not every oppressed person needs to be a “hero” or a “champion” for their class.

Yes, these are very good points. The idea that Striker is going out of his way to prove himself doesn't change that he and Blitzo face the same struggles with classism. However, Striker's behavior is very personality-based. He's shown to have more of a fragile ego. That can go a lot into how Striker treated Stolas this episode--which plays into my disappointment of the inconsistency of his character. He gets angry too easily and seems to care a lot about being compared to others, whereas in the other episode, it seemed as though he would brush that kind of thing off easier. Part of overcoming classism is learning to not care about others' personal thoughts and opinions, and Striker seems way more obsessed with that than he should be, which kind of feeds in to his whole "hero" or "champion" mindset you mentioned he has of himself. I think part of this is a matter of Striker believing he will be the overall hero of the lower imp class, which leads me to this point:

Striker might be enraged of Blitz's success, being that Stolas is a big reason for that success, which further feeds into Striker's anger. Which makes sense, being that the oppressed class can't advance without the help of the rich, which gives Striker the idea that he is a hero (for Blitzo?) for the imps that have a hard time making a living.

I’m also confused about the toxic masculinity aspect. Is it because Striker exhibits stereotypically more masculine traits? Because being masculine doesn’t necessarily mean that you have toxic masculinity.

This one I literally have no idea how to dissect because there is absolutely no evidence, that I have gathered so far, of Striker being masculine in a toxic way. I think Viv was, again, grasping at straws when she said this, and I think the fact people (or even Viv) are assuming he is clouded by "toxic masculinity" because he has a lower voice and is stronger and appears more masculine is actually toxic masculinity in itself. (hmmmmm, so weird!!)

And I won’t even start at how misogynistic the writing has been when it comes to any episode concerning Verosika & how the episode could be basically summarised as Blitzo’s character being written to make every single misogynistic joke at her expensive.

Holy shit you are right. I didn't even notice that. Which even FURTHER adds to my point of Vivzie just trying to make Striker look bad so we don't hate on Blitzo and Stolas. One thing I have noticed about Viv, is she will only point out the bad in characters she wants us to hate, and only points out the good in characters she wants us to like. I feel a good storyteller/writer would give us points on any and all characters so we can decide as an audience what we think, based off of the writing AND their comments outside of the content istelf. What she puts in her shows v.s. her tweets are super inconsistent and does NOT align with the claim I made about good storytellers.

And the homophobic allegations are super strange to me too cuz like. He didn’t seem to have a problem when Blitzo low-key flirted with him in the first episode, from what I recall? Their fight kinda had a lot of tension and lowkey homoerotic vibes and Striker didn't seem to mind lmao.

I agree with you on this as well. I think people are just misinterpreting some stuff. Which, there is nothing wrong with that, I just think the reasons behind it don't make sense because as you said, the flirting in the first episode did not run by as weird or uncomfortable to Striker at all. I think he was just caught off guard because sex talk is the last thing you'd expect when trying to kill someone.

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In conclusion, I believe Striker is a hella complex character with lots of anger and unresolved trauma. I think he most definitely has flaws, but I refuse to listen to what Viv's idea of "flaw" is until she decides to finally come out and say that Stolas's character himself is bigoted towards the lower class and that Blitzo is very misogynistic towards women. ESPECIALLY Verosika. Cause holy shit that exchange in Spring Break was AWFUL. Thanks for pointing out cause my dumbass didn't think about that lol. (and don't even get me started on the flaw of Andrealphus).

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Anon, bro, you didn't miss anything. Vivzie is the one lacking here. Thanks for the ask! I had fun answering it. Shoot me another ask if I missed anything you want me to touch on.

(P.S. This goes to everyone--please don't spam me with "I am wrong and bad and being rude or overly critical" because oh my hell guys let me be critical. I would love to hear everyone's points and counterpoints and I want to be corrected if I am wrong on anything but please don't be rude or I will not answer you.)