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deadsetobsessions · 8 months ago

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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt. 7

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“I’m having a child.”

Danny stared at Batman.

“…Uh, congrats?”

Batman whips out a stack of paper and a pen. “It’s you. Sign here and initial the highlighted spots.”

Danny instinctively, from years of dealing with Vlad, whacked the stack right out of Batman’s hands and into the bay. He doesn’t even feel bad about littering this time because, “Begone, fruitloop!”

Wait, no, that’s not what he meant.

“I mean- I have parents!”

“Not for long.” Batman muttered and then did a double take. “You have parents? How?”

Danny gasped, placing a hand on his chest to clutch his metaphorical pearls. He ignored Batman’s mutters. Everyone knows the vigilante has an adoption problem. At least, everyone who lived in Gotham did, as everyone who didn’t was somehow convinced that he “worked alone” or some bullshit like that. “Are you naturally this insensitive or were you dropped on your head as a baby? Obviously I had to come from somewhere.”

“They’re still… alive?”

“And kicking,” Danny said, inching away from yet another rich weird guy trying to adopt him. “Mostly the kicking part, though.” He said, remembering the sparring sessions. His mom could kick his as six ways to Sunday with nothing but jiu-jitsu and still have time to work in the lab.

“I see.”

“I’m charging you extra for the emotional upheaval. I have trauma regarding rich people trying to adopt me.”

Batman sullenly handed over a thousand.

“Sweet. There’s a group of shades down here asking if you could find their murderer. Apparently the serial killer is still at large.” Danny pointed.

“Of course. Tell me everything.”

The adoption papers disappeared as Batman went into detective mode.

Danny shoved the cash into his glowing chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He needed to make rent this month so it was a windfall running into Batman.

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“Hey, Tim?”

Tim woke up from his Power Nap. “Huh?”

“Phantom’s complaining that Batman kept trying to adopt him.”

Tim blinked. “Uh.. what does that have to do with me?”

Danny stared at him, a patiently amused smile on his face. “Just in case the rumor about the Wayne’s sugar-daddy-into the Bats was a thing. Other than that, we might have to confront Batman to get him off of Phantom’s back. ”

“You… want to confront Batman.”

“Hey, man, Phantom’s a friend and it’s ride or die.” Danny snickered. It was literally die, with his Phantom side of things. He held two fists up, and wound them, like Popeye right after eating spinach or something. “And if Batman bothers Phantom, we ride at dawn.”

“Batman doesn’t come out unless it’s dark, though? Or for the Justice League.” Tim grinned. He mentally classified Danny under his “to go to” list. That’s where Bart, Bernard, Cassie, Kon, and Garfield were. If he starts shit, he could count on them to have his back and cause even more shit. Danny, wanting to fistfight Bruce over the man making Phantom uncomfortable? He absolutely is making that list.

“Then we ride at, like, dusk. Or uh, like 10PM. I gotta get my beauty sleep.”

“You’ll definitely need it,” Tim inconspicuously texted the group chat, which quickly blew up.

“Shut up,” Danny playfully shoved Tim. “Wait, can Batman even legally adopt? Isn’t being a vigilante illegal? And how can he adopt someone dead?”

Tim dramatically flailed and splayed over Danny’s carpeted living room. “Dunno about his identity,” he lied to Danny, like a liar. “But Gotham has a bunch of laws for the undead/restored to life people so there’s probably enough gray space there.”

Danny spluttered. “You guys have undead friendly laws?”

“Yeah, geht do you think Grundy just chills out? Plus, we have like a minor resurrection event every few years. It usually doesn’t stick but sometimes it does. Bruce pushed for those laws when Jason came back to life, except he doesn’t actually want people to know he’s like, alive.”

“Jason died?” Danny blinked. Well, that would explain the vibes. “Huh. So what’s up with his rank vibes then?”

“Rank vibes?” Tim pressed record on his phone.

Danny nodded. “Yeah, you know how Phantom’s got like a really chill green vibe?” Inwardly, Danny snickered at his pun. Chill. Yeah, he meant that very literally. “Jason’s got kind of a rank green vibe. He’s kind of stinky? Definitely never introduce him to Phantom.” Danny’s senses got worse in his ghost form.

“Jason regularly showers, though?!”

“Not smell! Like, a spiritual smell?”

“You can smell souls?!” Tim sat up. “Bro, you’re a meta?!”

“Uh.” Danny hesitated. “Yeah. I can smell souls. It’s a thing. Everyone from my town can do it.”

“What?!” Tim paused. “Wait, can Phantom smell souls?”

“Yeah. We’re, uh, from the same town.”

“Danny, what the fuck?”

“Hey, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one with a soul-sick brother! Not to mention, you’re kinda stinky too!”

“Hey!”

“Soul-stinky nerd man!”

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“I stink?!” Jason spluttered out, extremely offended.

“The Lazarus pits. He’s most likely smelling traces of Lazarus pit on you, you imbecile.”

“We need to speak to Phantom. This instant.”

“I dunno, B. Danny sounded like he was gonna break your face if you bothered Phantom anymore.” Dick snickered.

“Yeah,” Tim chimed in, from his seat in front of the Bat-computer. “He was pretty serious.”

“Are we just gonna glaze over the fact that they’re from the same town?!” Stephanie exclaimed, practicing her moves on a training dummy.

“How does that even work? What does that mean? I thought Phantom was an immortal?” Duke asked.

“We also can’t rule out time-travel.” Barbara slammed her baton into a training dummy, twisting her wheelchair in an agile maneuver that left the dummy on the floor.

“No bothering Phantom.” Cass proclaimed.

“That’s quite right. You all have a warm dinner sitting above your cave and should it remain uneaten, I assure you that sherbet Sunday and crêpe Tuesday shall be canceled.” Alfred stepped in. The Bats, threatened, scrambled to ditch their gear and go upstairs.

#Danny: not another adoption!#Vlad and Bruce trying to adopt Danny even though he’s got parents:🤝#batman #danny phantom #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc x dp #bamf danny phantom #dpxdc #dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #sea cryptic! danny au

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littlemourningstarr · 2 years ago

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Listen, playing into the idea that Gotham loves the rumor of Bruce Wayne is Batman’s sugar daddy- does Bruce play into it too? To the point that maybe he needs Dick to play the part of Batman to swoop in some night at a pointless Gala just to save face- because there, Bruce and Batman in the same place at the same time- and maybe just maybe they both play into it a bit too much and there’s a kiss the public can lose their ever-loving minds over.

And then we get Bruce all dolled up from the gala in the Batcave with a very frustrated and very Batman mindset Dick ≧◉◡◉≦

#dc #brudick #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i am on SUCH a brudick kick

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ao3feed-brucewayne · 9 months ago

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i See you darling (for you hold my soul as I hold yours)

by acwick Gotham Gazette article by Vickie Vale "Bruce Wayne Batman's Sugar Daddy, Rumors Confirmed?" ~~~~ Just some soft boys that love each other very much and comfort each other after Bruce get's kidnapped. Words: 2797, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Batman Relationships: Bruce Wayne/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Light Angst, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne, Identity Porn, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Crying, Non-Sexual Age Play, Age Play, Dom/sub, Top Bruce Wayne, bottom batman, sub space via https://ift.tt/Ao4vk20

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed

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thesmollestsnek · 2 years ago

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Pffft, now I’m imagining a scenario where Ivy and Harley go trash the place in a very public way and Batman just… doesn’t show up. Like, at all. Prompting rumors about how Batman has a grudge against Bruce Wayne Specifically, cause why else would he and his flock of birds ignore two of their rogues like that? Conspiracy theorists are going crazy trying to decide if Batman and his sugar daddy broke up or are just having a lovers quarrel. XD

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM will be down because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure no one will do anything about the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FRIDAY TO TUESDAY— Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

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brudick-summerexchange · 2 years ago

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Happy Wednesday~ here's our last batch of brudick fic from the BD exchange!!

[fic] Healing Wounds by Anoonie for Alicegivesgifts (alicelikesgravity)

Rating & Archive Warnings: M, Rape/Non-con

Summary: Bruce had hear rumors, about a club where a dom could have everything they wanted. What people had said about the place was nauseating, and Bruce needed to bring it down. He hadn't expected to meet Dick Grayson, and for him to change his life.

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - BDSM, BDSM Scene, Kidnapping, Human Trafficking, Recovery, Hurt Dick Grayson, Good Person Bruce Wayne, Non-Sexual Submission, Non-Sexual Bondage, Past Rape/Non-con, Hurt/Comofrt, Dom Bruce Wayne, Sub Dick Grayson, Praise KinkRating: M, Rape/Non-Con

[fic] You Bought My Boundaries by coffeebookboy for awhispycloud

Rating & Archive Warnings: E, No Archive Warnings

Summary: "Getting in touch with you shouldn’t be like pulling teeth.” Bruce nodded. “Spoken like a man who knows what he wants after all.” The praise was subtle, but it fell on Dick like warm sun all the same.

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Getting Together, Sugar Daddy Bruce Wayne, First time with a man, Angst with a Happy Ending, Gentle Sex, Body Worship, Power Dynamics, Praise Kink, Orgasm Delay, Bruce Wayne is bad at feelings, Dick Grayson has Issues, Bruce's Love Language is Gift Giving, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Bruce Wayne Gives Oral Sex, Top Bruce Wayne, Bottom Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Chis O'Donnell as Nightwing, Val Kilmer as Batman, Post-Movie: Batman Forever (1995)

[fic] loud and clear by a whispycloudfor boycunts

Rating & Archive Warnings: E, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Summary: Dick had learned to be patient, to wait for his reward, to be good. With bated breath, he watched as his master walked closer, clothed in expensive black slacks and a pristine white dress shirt, buttons undone at the top. His excitement grew as the other man slowly went to grip the leash attached to his collar, leading down to a named tag with an inscription that said, Property of Bruce Wayne.

"Color?" He asked softly.

"Green." Dick shuddered, and Bruce chuckled fondly.

"Good boy," he cooed, running his fingers through his black hair lovingly, "such a good boy for me, always."

Additional Tags: Top Bruce Wayne, Bottom Dick Grayson, Dom/sub, Dom Bruce Wayne, Sub Dick Grayson, Puppy Play, Praise Kink, Humiliation, Anal Sex, Butt Plugs, Scent Kink, Minor Feet Play, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Clothed Sex, Master/Pet, Minor Aftercare, Minor Breeding Kink, Mentioned Alfred Pennyworth

[fic] In his hands. by Ivychankasumi for Mistress_of_Vos

Rating & Archive Warnings: G, No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: There were many reasons why he still felt unsure about speaking about this. What the rest of the bats would think, what the press would think, moving and constantly traveling distances to continue to guard Bludhaven. But, especially, he was worried about the thought that Bruce had decided to marry rashly, purely on impulse. But with these words... Brudick. Fluff. Drabble.

Additional Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Engagement, Bruce being soft, Dick being the sunshine, It's just something short and cute

#dickbru fic rec #brudick #dickbru #bruce wayne #brudicksummerexchange2022 #brucedick #bruce wayne/dick grayson #dick grayson #brudicksummerexchange #fandom event #brudick fic rec

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niche-bitch · 3 years ago

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Guys, I think I've ended the "Who is Batman?" Debate, and no, it isn't Bruce.

Bruce Wayne is a tired Himbo dad. He has no time to play hero. He already is one. Dude supports with resources so many charities that go to children, city damage and the sciences. Even beyond Gotham, he is a hero with his generosity. Don't try to undermine that.

...which leads me to my next point. Bruce Wayne donates and helps the most on the downlow. Most of his best actions are hidden. Why? What does he have to hide? He obviously isn't just a playboy millionaire philanthropist. And no, this isn't me proving he's Batman.

It's proving his boyfriends are.

Hear me out.

Bruce Wayne has for a while now funded resources and travels to many cities and recently, he's been seen recurring times in events (and even in just normal days!) with reporter Clark Kent and pilot Hal Jordan.

And yeah, guys can hang out and be friends, but I think this goes beyond that.

He wouldn't hide simple friendships, his friendship with Oliver Queen is well known, and he's an important figure of his city.

And really, all those girls he hangs out with so much, he doesn't treat them like a normal playboy would. I think he's faking us, he's obviously overcompensating. He is shown to Gothamites to be kind when one actually looks. He wouldn't lead so many girls and not have had a serious lasting relationship if it weren't all to protect his superhero boyfriends.

This also explains how they have different addresses. They want to protect him just as much by pretending their bond isn't all that deep and that they don't sleep in each others arms, as bros in love do. (Also if you think Bruce lending his private plane to Hal so he could pilot all of them to good restaurants is cute and something he would totally do if he didn't have tabloids after his every move, you have no heart).

There have also been rumors of Alfred Pennyworth having contacts with people who could get items such as Potassium Nitrate, Sodium Bicarbonate, gray dye and copious amounts of sugar, (all common components in smoke bombs, which a certain cape crusader uses) and Alfred sure as hell isn't baking so many cookies. This, clearly, is an order for his bat cosplaying partners.

Also Hal, Clark and Batman have never been spotted at the same time in one area, making it fully possible that they can be Batman.

Hal and Clark are also seen to be good with kids in events that their line of work required such interactions (such as the "Kid, Fly High!" Event that Hal's workplace participated in, an event that CLARK covered because it was an important event that was held, conveniently, in Metropolis City). This characteristic would definitely be needed for Bruce's partners to deal with Bruce's many kids.

Hal Jordan and Clark Kent both have muscles and smarts. AND I've never seen two pretty bestfriends, let alone three.

So there you have it. Batman isn't one person, but two beefy guys passing a bat cape, who happen to be in a gay polyamorous relationship with their loaded himbo boyfriend, one Bruce Wayne, who funds their nightly vigilante escapades with his family fortune for the good of the city, a la classic sugar daddy.

Also, I wouldn't say this if this weren't a safe place, please do NOT release this to the media, DO let the boyfriends be in peace.

#disclaimer: im bullshitting here #d.c.#batman #superman #green lantern #my stupid post #batman is gay

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merchantziro · 8 months ago

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It was so viral it earned a sequel where they found more Bruce Wayne thirst tweets, specifically from heroes.

Bruce, still completely monotone: @TheFastestFlashAlive wrote "With my speed I can confirm I would absolutely make Brucie nut within the millisecond." ...Yet you'll still nut faster.

(Meanwhile Barry is currently dying inside as Wally and the other speedsters have bats that read "Horny Jail" on them, including Eobard who somehow got onto the Watchtower.)

Bruce, with a visible smirk: @Wonder_Woman asked, "Do the butts match 'Batman'? ;)" Why? You interested in testing that old theory out?~

(Bruce lands a critical hit as Diana nearly chokes on her drink.)

Bruce, his eyes actually light up as he grins: @TheBatman said "I will not lie, I wanna fuck up Bruce Wayne so badly. I wanna (Massive storm of censorship bleeping with occasional normal words for a solid 20 seconds) with my massive (Even more censorship for another 30 seconds). There's a reason Bruce is my rumored sugar daddy." ...I mean is this an offer? You know what they say, fuck Batman~

(Meanwhile:

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Bruce knows he created absolute hell for his hero and civilian identities for weeks by opening Pandora's Box, but it was absolutely worth it and he regrets nothing.

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

#lol #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #batman comics #dc universe #dc #justice league #justice leage of america #bruce regrets nothing

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ao3feed-brucewayne · 9 months ago

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i See you darling (for you hold my soul as I hold yours)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Ao4vk20 by acwick Gotham Gazette article by Vickie Vale "Bruce Wayne Batman's Sugar Daddy, Rumors Confirmed?" ~~~~ Just some soft boys that love each other very much and comfort each other after Bruce get's kidnapped. Words: 2797, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Batman Relationships: Bruce Wayne/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Light Angst, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne, Identity Porn, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Crying, Non-Sexual Age Play, Age Play, Dom/sub, Top Bruce Wayne, bottom batman, sub space read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Ao4vk20

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed

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superalphabatman · 4 years ago

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The ‘I’m 100 pages into the Superbat tag on AO3′ Rec List Pt2

for @robin-jasontodd

matchmaker, matchmaker, match me a match - Resacon1990

“So it’s decided then,” Barry cheerfully pipes up. “We all give matchmaking them a go. We’ve all got different ideas. It’s bound to work at some point.”

Or, the team wants to get Bruce and Clark together and, at this point, Bruce knows he needs all the help he can get.

Mutually Beneficial - Internerdionality

About to lose the farm, Clark looks into a sugar daddy opportunity. By the time he realizes that the client is Bruce Wayne (aka Batman, aka the guy he's been pining over for months), he's gone too far to want to back out...

No worries; everyone knows Batman doesn't have any emotions, so the risk of Clark getting his heart broken is pretty minimal here, right?

over this threshold - orphean

'I don't understand how tax evasion relates to you going on a date with, do I need to remind you, Bruce Wayne.'

Clark bit his tongue. 'We're going to get married. It's a tax break, not tax evasion.' 'Are you kidding me.' Lois stared. 'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.' ——— Bruce asks Clark to marry him for tax reasons. Clark, against his better judgment, agrees.

Pliant - whiteroses77

An investigation by Batman and Superman begins with problems with their friendship and ends with a spell being cast that will affect the two heroes. With tension simmering under the surface, lust leads to lines being crossed over.

Practical Magic - Pandamomochan

From love spells, to body swaps, to gender switcheroos, Bruce and Clark have no luck with magic. Then again, maybe some magical mischief is just the trick these heroes need to finally admit their feelings.

Probation - whiteroses77

The continuation of Conviction - After taking on a mission to the Phantom Zone, Batman finally makes contact with Clark Kent. But how will what they’ve been through change their lives.

Project Lazarus - architeuthis

The theft of Superman's body leads Bruce to a plot that needs unraveling, and a second chance.

Social Experiment - LilLayneeLoo

"We have a problem, Superman."

“If you’re referring to the shortage of coffee we’re inevitably going to have once Flash offers an iced mocha to every female on board, then yes, you’re correct...If you’re referring to the fact that Green Arrow and Black Canary’s privacy has been violated via several false rumors travelling around this satellite faster than I can fly, then you are also correct... Although, B, when are you ever not correct?”

Or, Superman goes on a date with Bruce Wayne, and Batman goes on a date with Clark Kent, all in the name of "social science."

Strangers When We Meet - Trista_zevkia

Clark Kent thought he was straight, until Batman kick started something. The question is what did Batman start? Is Brucie Wayne able to explain it to him?

Swift to Hear - FabulaRasa

Clark's superhearing gets him into trouble, when he hears the one thing he's not supposed to hear — and the one thing he maybe should have heard a long time ago.

The Benefits of Optimism - 1863

It's a noteworthy week when getting body-swapped isn't the most surprising thing that happens.

The Downsides to a Secret Identity - liodain

Bruce Wayne has taken a shine to Clark Kent, but Clark is more interested in the Bat of Gotham. The Bat, however, has it in for the Superman in a big way. Clark should probably have considered that before falling quite so hard. They're working together to track down some missing Kryptonian weaponry, after all...

The Smallest Piece of Truth - CapnShelhead

When Clark Kent encountered Bruce Wayne at Lex Luthor's party, he was sure he'd found the infamous Bat of Gotham. In his quest to take Bruce down, Clark found a lot more than he bargained for.

Twain - whiteroses77

After writing the biggest story of his career so far, something happens that’s going to have lasting repercussions for Clark Kent, and that will change Bruce Wayne’s life too.

We Burn Gray - Batsymomma11

"That was the first time it happened. The first time Clark realized that tiny flicker of something warm and uncomfortable flaring in his middle was attraction. And not the safe kind."

Clark sees Bruce in another light after years of friendship and is terrified of losing everything because of it.

Whoever Falls First - liodain

"There's more kryptonite out there. When the Superman returns, there's going to be an all-star battle royale in the criminal underworld. Every megalomaniacal freak will want a piece of it so they can get a piece of you. And some of them will manage. They'll weaponize it and won't hesitate to use it against you, and when that happens I will not have you flailing around like an idiot."

aka: Bruce teaches Clark how to fight.

#superbat #superbat rec list #my rec list #to erika #bro im trying to figure out the name of that 200K fic i read #like wtf did i not save it?????????#i may cry #wf

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ao3feed-superbat · 5 years ago

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Crime Fighting Is Easier When You've Got A Sugar Daddy

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by HellsAngel921

There's a rumor going around that Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy.

Superman tries (and fails) not to think about it.

Words: 2990, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, Diana (Wonder Woman), Arthur Curry (DCU), J'onn J'onzz

Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Batman/Bruce Wayne - Relationship

Additional Tags: Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, due to said secret identity, Jealousy, Gift for the MMBB Thonksgiving event, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Apparently I've got a thing for making Bruce a sugar daddy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2N4PYgy

#ao3feed #superbat #world's finest #Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent

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ao3feed-birdflash · 2 years ago

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Incubo

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by RocioEspinola0

Siempre hubo sospechas sobre la identidad de Batman, un montón de rumores sobre si realmente es humano o no. Algunas personas de otros planetas dijeron que pueden sentir algo diferente en él, sin embargo, ninguno pudo dilucidar nada. Mucha gente cree que es un vampiro, otros que es humano, y unos pocos, que es algo que no pertenece a este mundo.

La verdad, es que es un incubo. Un demonio que se alimenta de la energía sexual de la gente al tener relaciones con ellas. Él se ha acostado con muchos miembros de la Liga para obtener energía, sin embargo, no ha conseguido quedarse con ninguno por mucho tiempo. ¿Podrá eso cambiar con una visita a su club nocturno preferido?

Words: 1223, Chapters: 1/?, Language: Español

Fandoms: DCU, Young Justice (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Wally West, M'gann M'orzz, Clark Kent

Relationships: Kon-El | Conner Kent/Bruce Wayne, Kon-El | Conner Kent/M'gann M'orzz, Dick Grayson/Wally West

Additional Tags: incubus bruce wayne, Incubus Dick Grayson, Love, Anal Sex, Sex Toys, Dubious Consent, Light BDSM, Bottom Kon-El | Conner Kent, Top Bruce Wayne, Top Dick Grayson, Daddy Issues, Daddy Kink, Light Dom/sub, Sugar Daddy Bruce Wayne, Vibrators, Multiple Orgasms, Forced Orgasm, Men Crying

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#dick grayson #robin #nightwing #wally west #kid flash #flash #birdflash #dickwally

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cloakedsparrow · 8 years ago

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DC Headcanon/Ficlet: The Timmy Text Flowchart (AKA Tim is naturally suspicious and terrible at flirting).

As Tim started taking on more and more duties at Wayne Enterprise, it became somewhat common for a coworker to ask him to join them for lunch to talk business. Tim was usually fine with this; he got food and got work done so he considered it a two-birds-one-stone scenario. However, sometimes his co-workers behaved oddly during these work lunches. They wouldn’t seem that interested in talking about the work they were supposed to be discussing, instead opting to ask Tim personal questions or volunteer personal information unprompted.

Tim was immediately suspicious on these occasions (He was a Robin after all). Was this person a corporate spy? Did they hold a grudge against Bruce for some reason? Were they trying to get close to one of his siblings? Did they suspect that Bruce was Batman?

He would always react calmly, continuing to steer the discussion towards business, and casually send a text to one of his siblings, offering a polite apology for the interruption.

The text would be to ask for a background check on the individual. Wayne Enterprises conducted thorough background checks of their employees, but the Batcomputer could always find more information.

Less than half of the time, the person actually was a corporate spy, or someone with a grudge against Bruce, Dick or Jason who thought they could subtly mine the youngest Wayne for information. A few times, the person was just very friendly and genuinely concerned that Tim was too young and worked too hard. They thought eating a good meal and sitting still for an hour without worrying about work would be good for him (Alfred pointed out that he was inclined to agree with these people).

There was one occasion where the person was trying to find out what had become of an artifact Tim’s biological father had in his possessed before his death. The man had been with his father on when he procured it, where it was believed worthless, but the artifact was actually incredibly valuable.

Once the person seemed to be stalker targeting the Wayne family, once the person was dating a reporter and trying to get inside information for her, and once a man appeared to be a sugar daddy in search of a sugar baby (why he thought Tim would fit that position, they never figured out).

Dick realized that six out of ten times this happened, the person was just flirting with Tim (usually with increasing obviousness) and, for all his genius and detective skills, Tim just saw it as suspicious behavior. In reaction to this, he made up an honest to goodness flowchart for him, Jason and Cassandra to follow when they received these texts. They called it ‘The Timmy Text Chart’.

It stared with the usual questions. Age and gender of the person who asked him to lunch. How did they present the lunch suggestion? Was the person known to be in a committed relationship? How close was the person sitting to Tim? What position were they sitting in? Do they keep touching him? If so, where, how and how often? Are they smiling a lot? What type of smile? Are the personal questions geared toward the Wayne family, the Drake family or Tim specifically?

In the event that the person is likely flirting, there is a second flowchart with follow up questions. Depending on the answers, responses can be to remind Tim that he is a kind, intelligent, successful and good looking young man and that some people are just going to be attracted to him without ulterior motives. This can end with advice to let the person down firmly but gently or that no action is needed because either the person will realize he’s not interested and move on, or they’ll grow frustrated with his obliviousness and ask him out directly. Tim can handle it from there.

There are also code phrases for if the person is showing an unhealthy interest in Tim (Jason says hello), the person is likely interested in him for an inappropriate reason (Jason wants you to call him), the person is too old to be flirting with Tim (Don’t forget to call Aunt Harriet -oddly, Jason insisted this one be added) or when something just seems wrong in the scenario (Alfred wants you to pick up pizza for tonight). Once the information is received, Tim can handle it from there.

There have been a few occasions where whichever sibling Tim got a hold of felt the need to intervene, either by removing Tim from the ‘work lunch’ by calling with an excuse or physically showing up to ‘bump into’ their brother. The latter has led to some funny scenarios.

Cassandra joining Tim and his co-worker and glaring at the older WE employee the whole time (they never spoke to Tim outside of work again). Dick practically giving the shovel talk at the table (the WE employee quit the next day). Cassandra simply grabbing Tim’s arm as she walked by and pulling him along with her, pointing to the WE employee and saying ‘no’ as if they were a dog when they attempted to react. Dick picking Tim up for a ‘forgotten’ family event and making sure to use the term ‘baby brother’ thrice in front of the WE employee addition to calling Tim ‘Timmy’ and hugging him in a way that emphasized his petite frame. Dick was once too far away and actually sent Kon-El to join Tim and the WE employee; rumors about “Tim’s scary boyfriend” persisted among the WE employees despite Tim’s attempts to correct them (he eventually gave up).

One time Jason suddenly showed up in full Red Hood gear -in the middle of the day at a public restaurant- and pointed to Tim while telling the man sitting across from him to ‘stay the fuck away from the minor or I’ll shoot you in the knee’ before grabbing Tim by the collar and hauling him off. Tim had to hack several databases to prevent it from being treated as a kidnapping and called Lucius the next day to ask him to fire the man for violation of contract. No arrest was made either way and no one knows what to make of the entire situation. It still bothers Bruce that he has no idea what that was about, but he doesn’t let it show (much). Dick, Cassandra and Alfred are just glad for the show of brotherhood from Jason and Tim. They trust the two of them to handle whatever it was.

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Jack & Maddie Fenton 🤝 Bruce Wayne: Does not allow take backs once you or they say you're family

In a lot of AUs where Danny is adopted it's because the Fenton parents are either evil or dead. This is because the power of the Fenton parents combined with the Wayne family is frankly absurd.

Jack and Maddie Fenton can invent Pretty Much Anything given some time, some tools, and some ecto. There is NO REASON half of their tech should work like it does but IT DOES.

In the OG DP Au the only reason they aren't the royal family of all Earth at this point is that their only ambition is ghost things.

With the Waynes as family, there are people who can guide their research to be more safe (better security on the portal framed as really cool ideas to make them "latch on") while also giving them even more unhinged ideas that most people would not consider (mostly Tim)

Danny is just grateful that Tim's suggestions lean more towards esoteric effects than brutal/deadly effects (it more like the ghost catcher and less like the Vaporizer *shudders*)

From Amity's perspective, the Fentons get Way Better. Less ghost attacks ala better portal security, they actually Get Along with Phantom now (because of course the batfam outed him - accidentally, they thought the Fentons were playing it up to help his cover. Accidental reveal gone right style) meaning the ghost fights that do happen go way smoother, and

The Biggest Miracle

Jack Fenton has started driving WELL (courtesy a Tim-suggestion for an auto-correcting copilot AI - able to be overriden when a ghost is in sight, of course, but even then it automates avoiding hitting any non-hostiles. How does it recognize hostiles? Who knows, not Tim, Fenton tech just Be Like That, but it's never wrong so...)

From Gotham's perspective Brucie Wayne & co went on a week-long vacation (yeah all the modifications above took like 2 days' tinkering, the rest was spent on get-to-know-you family meals and movie nights and explaining ecto-tech to an enamorated everybody [the whole batfam loves gadgets]) and came back with another family because apparetly they decided they're all family now despite having Zero relation. Like, their nearest shared ancestors might've come over on the Mayflower level of not related (they can't prove it with Danny's DNA but like. There's hospital photos, there's pregnant Maddie with Jazz already around, there's his birth certificate. They know they're not Actually related but it doesn't really matter when Jack Maddie & Bruce made eye contact and went "ohana means family")

Another family that seems awfully mad scienc-y...

Everyone always wondered if Brucie would snap one day, and the influx of menacingly futurist gadgets slowly flooding his home and company R&D department are... not inspiring trust. Especially when the big one almost shot a waitress while yelling about ghosts - of course he promptly apoligized and put the - checks notes - BA-FUCKING-ZOOKA away when he realized she wasn't a ghost.

A ghost.

Yeah, if Brucie doesn't snap the family he brought in sure will (they won't, of course, they're even better now that they know about Danny but the rest of Gotham doesn't know that).

The Fentons are there for the first of what will be many family visits - they aren't moving to Gotham or anything, but they want to get to know the place their new family lives and also Alfred and the Gordans and whoever else.

In particular Jack and Maddie want to give Batman the shovel talk about Bruce - they only say this on like day 2 when they're about to head out to hunt him down. This is the first time Bruce has regretted the Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy rumor so deeply.

For Danny's part, he's having a great time. While he nearly died the rest of the way from stress when the Waynes first showed up in Amity and outed him accidentally, now? Things are great.

His parents accepted him, the AEA turned out to be fake - which they only know thanks to the Waynes' research before showing up, the GIW are being shut down (ala everyone but the batfam because they're occupied with family), and Jasmine is doing fine.

Jazz was both flattered AND irritated. Mostly flattered, but if they gave the baby a nickname she insisted it be Mina and not "Jass-with-s" or something.

Speaking of Jasmine - the Waynes guessed how Danny got her and once he confirmed it they already had her fake papers ready to go, no questions asked.

A bit sketchy, but better than tossing her into Gotham CPS or - worse - giving her back to the psycho that tried to sacrifice her. All of Danny's problems have been neatly handled.

...Except telling his parents about Dani. And explaining that Dan was actual a reform(ing)ed future formerly(ish) evil version of him and not just a random look-a-like that Vlad adopted.

And that Vlad was actually the reform(ing)ed Wisconsin ghost - though he'd have to talk to Vlad about that last bit.

Eventually that Batfam ends up with Fenton Tech, waiting long enough for the Wayne family to easily supply them. That plus a giant ecto-filter installed in Gotham goes a long way towards stabilizing the majorly cursed city

Full Baby Back Guarantee Not Included (dp x dc)

“Look, lady. It was a joke, ok? I don’t actually want your newborn baby,” Danny said as he held up his hands trying to back away from the woman with a bundle of blankets in her arms.

“We made a deal, you can’t back out now,” The woman said as she narrowed her eyes at him. “Your kind can’t break their words.”

“My kind?” Danny exclaimed incredulously, what the hell was she on. “Lady you are delusional.”

Then his eyes caught on the awkward way the woman was holding onto the bundle and he frowned.

“Wait a second.” The halfa’s eyes went big. “Is that even your kid,” he started the words turning into a shriek at the end. “Did you kidnap some random child?!”

“It’s my sister’s,” the woman cut him off coldly. “She and the guy are both dead.” That was pretty awful, Danny thought as he winced. But then she turned to look blankly at him.

“Nobody will look for her.”

He was supposed to be the ghost here, why was he the one getting chills. “Holy fuck,” the halfa let out softly.

He had to get that baby away from that psychopath.

“What is it you want again?” Danny asked faintly.

“Make me the new chief operating officer,” the woman answered.

“What?” The halfa choked out.

“They’re giving the post to Shwartz this monday. You need to make sure that doesn’t happen,” she continued evenly as if she was not selling a baby in exchange for a fucking promotion.

“Yeah sure, deal,” Danny answered, eager to get away from her as quick as possible.

“Give me your word,” she insisted.

“I give my word, I swear,” the halfa said. “Gimme the kid and you’ll get your job.”

The woman looked at him for a second before seemingly being satisfied.

She extended the bundle of blankets towards him and handed him the swaddle baby. As soon as the kid was in his arms, Danny zipped away, fully intent on never seeing the woman again. He sure as hell was not getting her that promotion. Not that he would’ve been able to, what the hell, lady? At least research better before making a deal for your sister's baby? Though it was a good thing she hadn't.

As Danny flew over a few buildings, he thanked the ancients the woman hadn’t had any ghost restraining tech, and only the summoning ritual. Which was a thing he had not been aware existed but he he would have to circle back to that because, right now, he had a whole ass baby nestled in his arms. What the hell was his life.

Danny slowed down the flight once he felt he had put enough distance between them and the psycho and landed on a nice patch of green next to a road. He looked around and noticed they’d gotten out of whatever that city had been, or at least the more populated part. He gave a quick look for people or cameras around before de-transforming. If he was spotted with a baby in his arms, his human look would help his chance of not getting shot.

The halfa started walking away from the road and towards the green vegetation. Still walking, he took a deep breath before looking down at the baby.

“You ok, kid?” Danny asked softly as their small (so so tiny!) face twitched in their sleep. “Oh you’re sleepy, huh?” he murmured gently. “Sleep tight sweetheart, I’ve got you.”

Then he secured the blankets around the baby again, making sure none of the wind was reaching her. It was probably a her? The blankets were pink but he couldn’t know for sure since the psycho had only called her an it. Danny felt his lips curl before he felt the whole weight of the situation settle down on him.

Ancients what was he going to do.

He couldn’t pull up in Amity with a baby in his arms and no explanation of how he got it. He’d be arrested for kidnapping, which was technically absolutely what he was doing. But he couldn't just give that baby back to her aunt.

“What are you doing here?” came a voice from ahead of him.

Danny startled out of his thoughts to find himself facing an older man in a suit with a severe look on his face. The halfa instinctively brought the baby closer to his chest which drew the older man’s eye towards it.

Danny could see the realization of what it was he was holding settled and the man's face softened. He sighed deeply as his gaze went back up to meet the halfa’s.

“Despite what the media fancy printing, Wayne manor is not actually an orphanage.”

Danny had no idea what he was talking about so he just stayed silent and did his best not to look like someone who kidnapped babies.

The older man took the silence in stride. “If you need some help, there are programs to help young people in your situation,” he said delicately.

Danny frowned as he tried to figure out what the guy meant by that before his eyes grew wide. “I’m not her dad!” He cried.

“I see,” the man said evenly as he looked back down at the bundle. Danny held her closer in response. “I see,” the guy repeated.

The two held each other’s gaze for a second before the older man sighed again.

“Shall we continue this inside? It is getting windy and we wouldn’t want the little one to suffer, would we?” The man offered in a soothing tone.

Danny hesitated but one look at the kid’s face that had grown pink from the cold decided him.

“Ok,” Danny said. “Lead the way.”

And with that the three of them started across the grassy lawn.

#dpxdc

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