#Brett Montgomery

[dagonet]

Le Coeur a ses raisons, S01E01 : La mort de Doug [requested]

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: "tel un cas d'herpès génital, l'harmonie ne [les] quittera plus" (the sillies. i love them.)

[larimar]

pafc

Congratulations to our inaugural AFL premiership coach and four-time premiership player Mark Williams on his induction into the Australian Football Hall of Fame 👏

A worthy induction for a man who has left a profound legacy at our club ❤️

Go the Power ⚡

[circletofpearls]

"She thought he was God. I think he loved her as much as he loved any woman. It was a tragic situation. It reminds me of The Sun Also Rises." - Richard Brooks on Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift

[dagonet]

Le Cœur a ses raisons, S01E01 : La mort de Doug

[hainethehero]

Dear Noah "Zionism is sexy" Schnapp,

We the people DO NOT CARE. You, along with your degenerate co-workers egging on this genocide have not lost any sleep or job opportunities like other actors have speaking out against genocide & the cleansing of an indigenous people's from their land. So take your fake ass "apology" & stick it where Vecna can find it when he mercs your character.

Have the life u deserve.

[dreamgirleviltaylorsversion]

Stranger Things Aesthetic

[camyfilms]

STRANGER THINGS 2019

You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.

[anonnluvver]

Requests closing soon!!!

HI EVERYONE! So sorry I’ve been gone for so long! I’ve been really busy lately and a little stressed so I decided to take a short break from writing. But now im back and ready to keep coming out with all your wonderful requests! There are a toooon of requests since I’ve been gone so on the 10th of this month my requests will unfortunately be closing so I can catch up with every single one from before. So be sure to put in any if you got some:) I now will be writing for a few other fandoms! I’ll provide a list of them and a reminder of my rules but besides that don’t be afraid to ask for anything!

Also I did hear inside job is canceled which is really unfortunate :( but I’m still so happy to write for it. Hoping it comes back some how!

Fandoms I write for:

Inside job

Five nights at Freddy’s (William afton or og springtrap, and micheal are okay too)

Sonic(boom and prime) (werehog sonic is fine too)

RULES

No fan fics about small children

No pedophilia

NSFW is okay to request for age appropriate characters

No incest

No age play

No foot fetishes

(Requesting specific kinks is okay I may not be comfortable with all of them but I am with most.)

Can’t wait to see what you guys request luv you guys see you soon!

[hotvintagepoll]

Congrats to the ultimate winner of the Hot & Vintage Movie Men Tournament, Mr. Toshiro Mifune! May he live happily and well where the sun always shines, enjoying the glories of a battle hard fought.

A loving farewell to all of our previous contestants, who are now banished to the shadow realm and all its dark joys and whispered horrors—I hear there's a picnic on the village green today. If you want to remember the fallen heroes, you can find them all beneath the cut.

What happens next? I'll be taking a break of two weeks to rest from this and prep for the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament. I'll still be around but only minimally, posting a few last odes to the hot men before transitioning into a little early ladies content, just like I did with this last tournament. The submission form for the Hot & Vintage Ladies tournament will remain up for one more week (closing February 21st), so get your submissions in for that asap! Once the form closes, there will be one more week of break. The first round of the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament will be posted on February 29th, as Leap Year Day seems like a fitting allusion to leaping into these ladies' arms.

Thanks for being here! Enjoy the two weeks off, and send me some great propaganda.

In order of the last round they survived—

ROUND ONE HOTTIES:

Richard Burton

Tony Curtis

Red Skelton

Keir Dullea

Jack Lemmon

Kirk Douglas

Marcello Mastroianni

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Robert Wagner

James Garner

James Coburn

Rex Harrison

George Chakiris

Dean Martin

Sean Connery

Tab Hunter

Howard Keel

James Mason

Steve McQueen

George Peppard

Elvis Presley

Rudolph Valentino

Joseph Schildkraut

Ray Milland

Claude Rains

John Wayne

William Holden

Douglas Fairbanks Sr.

Harold Lloyd

Charlie Chaplin

John Gilbert

Ramon Novarro

Slim Thompson

John Barrymore

Edward G. Robinson

William Powell

Leslie Howard

Peter Lawford

Mel Ferrer

Joseph Cotten

Keye Luke

Ivan Mosjoukine

Spencer Tracy

Felix Bressart

Ronald Reagan (here to be dunked on)

Peter Lorre

Bob Hope

Paul Muni

Cornel Wilde

John Garfield

Cantinflas

Henry Fonda

Robert Mitchum

Van Johnson

José Ferrer

Robert Preston

Jack Benny

Fredric March

Gene Autry

Alec Guinness

Fayard Nicholas

Ray Bolger

Orson Welles

Mickey Rooney

Glenn Ford

James Cagney

ROUND TWO SWOONERS:

Dick Van Dyke

James Edwards

Sammy Davis Jr.

Alain Delon

Peter O'Toole

Robert Redford

Charlton Heston

Cesar Romero

Noble Johnson

Lex Barker

David Niven

Robert Earl Jones

Turhan Bey

Bela Lugosi

Donald O'Connor

Carman Newsome

Oscar Micheaux

Benson Fong

Clint Eastwood

Sabu Dastagir

Rex Ingram

Burt Lancaster

Paul Newman

Montgomery Clift

Fred Astaire

Boris Karloff

Gilbert Roland

Peter Cushing

Frank Sinatra

Harold Nicholas

Guy Madison

Danny Kaye

John Carradine

Ricardo Montalbán

Bing Crosby

ROUND THREE SMOKESHOWS:

Marlon Brando

Anthony Perkins

Michael Redgrave

Gary Cooper

Conrad Veidt

Ronald Colman

Rock Hudson

Basil Rathbone

Laurence Olivier

Christopher Plummer

Johnny Weismuller

Clark Gable

Fernando Lamas

Errol Flynn

Tyrone Power

Humphrey Bogart

ROUND 4 STUNGUNS:

James Dean

Cary Grant

Gregory Peck

Sessue Hayakawa

Harry Belafonte

James Stewart

Gene Kelly

Peter Falk

QUARTERFINALIST VOLCANIC TOWERS OF LUST:

Jeremy Brett

Vincent Price

James Shigeta

Buster Keaton

SEMIFINALIST SUPERMEN:

Omar Sharif

Paul Robeson

FINALIST FANTASIES:

Sidney Poitier

Toshiro Mifune

and ok, sure, here's the shadow-bracket-style winner's portrait of Toshiro Mifune.

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

A Comprehensive list of my fave characters (in no particular order)

Josephine [ Oc ]

Lydia [ Oc ]

Nachi [ Oc ]

Natalie [ Oc ]

V [ MD ]

Mephiles [ from the triple stars au specifically ] [ legally im his first and biggest fan btw ]

Bowser

Roz [ the wild robot ]

Scourge [ Sth ]

Surge [ Sth ]

Knuckles [ Sth ]

Shadow [ Sth ]

Claw noir [ Mlb ]

Kitty noire [ Mlb ]

Chloe [ Mlb ]

Mao Mao [ Mmhoph ]

Bonnie [ Fnaf 1 ]

Mongojerrie [ Cats !! Not 2019 or whatever it was ]

Foxy [ Fnaf 1 ]

Dragapult

Chien-pao

Garchomp

Zamazenta

Reagan Ridley [ Inside Job ]

Brett Hand [ Inside Job ]

Rika [ Pokemon ]

Nemona [ Pokemon ]

Solgaleo

Nicole [ Class of '09 ]

Noivern

Ned Flames (ik he's real but his stage persona is probs diff than the real guy)

Ramona Flowers

Clown Foxy [ From the merch leak thing ]

Montgomery Gator

Catra [ She-ra ]

Sevika [ Arcane ]

Blaze [ Sth ]

Kinger [ TADC ]

Oggy [ Oggy and the cockroaches ]

Marceline

Roxanne wolf

Pompopurin

C!Ranboo

C!Technoblade

C!Tommy

Neo Metal [ Sth ]

TP Link

Narinder [ COTL ]

The Goat [ COTL ]

Heket [ COTL ]

Rayman

Daisy

Lupo Alberto

Bandit [ Bluey ]

Courage the dog

Kipo [ Kipo and the age of Wonderbeasts ]

Scarlemagne [ Kipo and the age of Wonderbeasts ]

Macaque [ Lmk ]

Mei [ Lmk ]

Ladybug [ Mlb ]

Lady noir [ Mlb ]

Plagg [ Mlb ]

Tessa [ MD ]

Marshall [ Paw patrol , sue me or smth ]

Lucky [ Pound Puppies ]

Withered Bonnie

Yellow Guy [ DHMIS ]

Tom Nook

Miku

Zulius [ Centaurworld ]

Rider [ Centaurworld ]

Zig [ Zig&Sharko ]

Tom [ Tom&Jerry ]

Garfield

Discord [ Mlp ]

Also fuck it, David Brian Gilbert goes here too i loce that guy

I will probably add onto this more because i definitely forgot some of my favourites,,

Also gnna put this in my pinned for organization sake

Also i wonder if you guys can see a pattern in my faves, if so lmk bcs i cannot see one /gen

[dagonet]

Le Cœur a ses raisons, S01E02 : Le retour d'Ashley

[beatricebidelaire]

in brett helquist's letter, he said he never believed the stories he read about lemony in dp, whether it's in relation to the quagmire case or any other.

lemony was being accused of the quagmire fire ......... hmmm something something about how if someone's repeatedly rumored to be dead for various times (therefore in a way giving the impression that the previous reports were all wrong, that the death was false - perhaps potentially faked) it was then also easy to frame this person for arson, even after the supposed death - because hey, he faked it last time, and the time before that, and so on - wasn't that suspicious? he's the perfect scapegoat for all the arson committed by others, in a way, because he's "frequently rumored to be dead" but all those times can't all be correct. some has gotta be false reporting, even if he did indeed die at some point. the quagmire is very recent to canon timeline and lemony's been rumored dead before that. dp just keeps printing lemony to either be dead or had just committed arson don't they ..........

also, daily punctilio supposedly accused lemony of burning down the quagmire's place. we know from the slippery slope that quigley quagmire read the daily punctilio after the fire happened

“Well, nothing happened for a while,” Quigley said. “On the doorstep of the house was a copy of The Daily Punctilio, which had an article about the fire. That’s how I learned that my parents were dead. I spent days and days there, all by myself. I was so sad, and so scared, and I didn’t know what else to do. I suppose I was waiting for the herpetologist to show up for work, and see if he was a friend of my parents and might be of some assistance. The kitchen was filled with food, so I had enough to eat, and every night I slept at the bottom of the stairs, so I could hear if anyone came in.”

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“The Daily Punctilio said that I died in the fire, too,” Quigley said. “The article said that my sister and brother were sent off to Prufrock Preparatory School, and that my parents’ estate was under the care of the city’s sixth most important financial advisor.” “Esmé Squalor,” Violet and Klaus said simultaneously, a word which here means “in a disgusted voice, and at the exact same time.” “Right,” Quigley said, “but I wasn’t interested in that part of the story. I was determined to go to the school and find my siblings again. I found an atlas in Dr. Montgomery’s library, and studied it until I found Prufrock Preparatory School. It wasn’t too far, so I started to gather whatever supplies I could find around his house.”

quigley did not mention the name lemony snicket. it's possible that the article accusing lemony was a later article, one published "after some investigations" and not immediately after the fire, so quigley did not read it.

alternatively, he read it, and then he met jacques snicket, of all people, while he's at monty's house. maybe jacques and he talked and he then understood/believed that lemony was not behind it. since lemony is not actually the one who burnt down the house, he decided not to mention this to the baudelaires.

if it was a different article and he never read the one accusing lemony, it was perhaps very narrowly avoided and he may have almost read the article and then come across jacques snicket, someone who's related to the "arsonist"

though, according to quigley, he did not know who J was at first, and maybe didn't know his name until a bit later

“I was interrupted,” Quigley said. “Someone walked in just as I was putting the atlas in a totebag I found. It was Jacques Snicket, although I didn’t know who he was, of course. But he knew who I was, and was overjoyed that I was alive after all.” “How did you know you could trust him?” Klaus asked. “Well, he knew about the secret passageway,” Quigley said. “In fact, he knew quite a bit about my family, even though he hadn’t seen my parents in years. And…” “And?” Violet said. Quigley gave her a small smile. “And he was very well-read,” he said.

anyway i just think the "almost could have" "maybe actually did" could play a lot into jacques and quigley's dynamic. if things were different, would he have trusted J?

[effiepie2008]

Peaky blinders:

Tommy Shelby

Alfie Solomons

OC Sister reader series (-Alfie Solomons )

13 resons why:

Zach Dumpy

Bryce Walker 

Montgomery Del la cruz

Cyrus

Clay Jensen - OC sister

Stranger things:

Steve Harrington

Jim Hopper

Teen wolf:

Derek Hale

Peter Hale

Stiles Stilinski

Brett Talbot

Stiles - OC sister 

[storiesfabled]

updated muse list

under the cut you will find the most up-to-date muse list.

911

evan buckley

maddie buckley

charlotte buckley-diaz // rowan blanchard // buck & eddie daughter

eddie diaz

athena grant

may grant

howard han

tommy kinard

bobby nash

harper nash // er registrar // ashley benson // bobby & marcy daughter

jonah nash // firefighter // tyler blackburn // ray & margaret son

raymund nash // principal // d.w. moffett // bobby’s brother

matthew ransone // police officer // casey deidrick // lou’s son

josh russo

ashlynn wilson // college student // victoria justice // henrietta & karen daughter

henrietta wilson

karen wilson

911: lone star

nancy gillian

trevor parks

arianna reyes // maiara walsh // tk & carlos daughter

carlos reyes

gabriel reyes

gabriella ryder // troian bellisario // judd & grace daughter

grace ryder

jackson ryder // football coach & pe teacher // eric stonestreet // judd’s brother

judd ryder

weston ryder // oil tycoon // jeffrey dean morgan // judd’s brother

aubrey strand // madison davenport // owen & npc daughter

owen strand

tk strand

victoria strand // liana liberato // owen & npc daughter

paul strickland

billy tyson

chicago fire

tricia boden // aisha dee // wallace & donna daughter

wallace boden

sylvie brett

matt casey

gabriella dawson

christopher hermann

stella kidd

patrick mcholland // hunter parrish // mouch & trudy son

rachel mcholland // anna kendrick // mouch & trudy daughter

randall ‘mouch’ mcholland

peter mills

kelly severide

leslie shay

brian ‘otis’ zvonecek

chicago med

anna charles

daniel charles

Mackenzie Crawford // er nurse // Elizabeth Olsen

will halstead

maggie lockwood

connor rhodes

chicago pd

kevin atwater

antonio dawson

eva dawson

hannah halstead // willa holland // jay & erin daughter

jay halstead

erin lindsay

trudy platt

adam ruzek

savannah ruzek // dianna agron // adam & kim daughter

Hank voight

Madeline voight // police officer // charisma carpenter // hank & trudy daughter

Criminal minds

Penelope garcia

Aaron hotchner

Alexandra hotchner // ssa bau // alona tal // aaron & haley daughter

Jennifer jareau

Emily prentiss

Derek morgan

Brynnlee reid-morgan // aisha dee // derek & spencer daughter

David rossi

Rylee rossi // hayden panettiere // david & erin daughter

dallas

Ann ewing

Bobby ewing

Christopher ewing

John ross ewing

Olivia ewing // britt robertson // bobby & ann daughter

Bryan jones // history professor // colin donnell

fire country

Bode Donovan

eve edwards

jennifer jameson // bakery owner // aja naomi king

luke leone

Sharon Leone

Vince Leone

freddy mills

Gabriella Perez

Manny Perez

Grey’s anatomy

Teddy altman

Jackson avery

Miranda bailey

Tuck bailey-jones

Stephanie edwards

Lexie grey

Meredith grey

Zola grey-shepherd

Alex karev

Chloe montgomery-shepherd // er nurse // madelaine petsch

Arizona robbins

Mark sloan

Sofia sloan-torres

Callie torres

Private practice

Cooper freedman

Addison montgomery

Jasmine montgomery-reilly // dove cameron // addison & jake daughter 

Jake reilly

Station 19

Travis montgomery

Theo ruiz

Ben warren

Zoey warren // college student // amber riley // ben & miranda daughter

supernatural

Annabelle buckley-moore // hunter // josephine langsford // evan buckley & jess daughter

Castiel

Crowley

arianna simmons // hunter // chloe bennett

Bobby singer

Rufus turner

Dean winchester

Johanna winchester // danielle campbell // dean & castiel daughter

John winchester

Sam winchester

[magiccarpetman]

Summer Reading List

Started:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Book One done! I’m doing a full-series reread as a book club with a friend, so I’m waiting for him before I move on to the next book.

White Cat, Black Dog by Kelly Link: Page 209/387. The best short story collection I’ve read this year.

The World of Poo by Terry Pratchett: Page 56 of 146.

Not yet started:

A Nice Class of Corpse by Simon Brett: I’m trying to read more mysteries. This is set in a hotel, which sounds fun.

Northanger Abbey, Lady Susan, The Watsons, Sanditon: The remainder of my quest to read everything Jane Austen wrote in her lifetime.

L.M. Montgomery: I’ve read some of the Anne books, but nothing else. The rest of her work seems up my alley.

The Lord of the Rings: It always shocks people that I haven’t read these.

She Weeps Each Time You’re Born: I’ve been meaning to read this for like five years. I’m in love with Quan Barry’s writing style.

Finished books in the reblogs for space.