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just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

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i commissioned @callmec0nn0rr for a drawing of Ernest and Bertrand at Hotel Denouement front desk!! thank you for such an amazing piece of art i love this i love them <33

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violet saying “if we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives” vs jacques’s atwq profile card describing him as “wondering if it’s the right time to step in”. something about eldest siblings and timing and choice

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a scenario. lemonberry ice goes to the hospital when violet is born. beatrice's hospital bracelet says 'mother'. lemony and bertrand both get 'significant other' bracelets, with numbers

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:C

Bad news everyone

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How have I never made asoue fanart before

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haven’t done some jacquessnicketbrandyposting in a while

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atwq lemony is so painfully youngest child. like he gets away with murder

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penthouse 667 dark avenue is so big …… enormous. 70+ rooms (i think? i vaguely recall this but i may be misremembering). jerome bought it before the marriage to esme. just he and his enormous penthouse. it’s crazy. not only must it be so so so expensive but it’s also like extravagant space. how did jacques convince him ………. jerome doesn't like to argue but he doesn’t always just do what others want either he can and have been passive aggressive if needed and he can refuse to do something if he’s scared or thought it might inconvenience him. it’s on the top floor of a building it’s so huge too huge for just one person …… how did jacques convince him. i mean i know he begged as both js have mentioned that in canon but still

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"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"

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[sees solitaire] flannery culp [sees accordion] daniel handler [sees typewriter] lemony snicket [sees grappling hook] violet baudelaire

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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

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you'll always be a noir detective, almost thirteen. you'll never outgrow it. you just grow around it, like layers in a cake. no matter how many years you spend on the lam, running and running and running, so far away that you can't see the town you started out in, can't see the city you ran away from, can't see your siblings, or your dearest darling who married someone else, no matter how far away you run, how old you get, deep inside you you'll always be almost thirteen, detective in your own noir story, years after the femme fatale is gone from your life after you pushed her father into the belly of the beast. you used to say get scared later and it's later now and you're scared and you can only keep running, keep going forwards, even if you don't know where forward is. authorities are chasing you, friends and enemies are trying to track you down, your editor is trailing behind you using the clues you left for them, your legal representative tries desperately to reach you, and you are on the run, running and running and running away from them, but even more so from yourself, except no matter how far you run you realize the past you is still there, always there, always with you, wherever you go. he's almost thirteen. he just pushed a man into the belly of a beast. you look into the abyss and there he is, looking right back at you.

you'll always be almost thirteen, a noir detective.

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