#a winner crowned!

[hotvintagepoll]

Congrats to the ultimate winner of the Hot & Vintage Movie Men Tournament, Mr. Toshiro Mifune! May he live happily and well where the sun always shines, enjoying the glories of a battle hard fought.

A loving farewell to all of our previous contestants, who are now banished to the shadow realm and all its dark joys and whispered horrors—I hear there's a picnic on the village green today. If you want to remember the fallen heroes, you can find them all beneath the cut.

What happens next? I'll be taking a break of two weeks to rest from this and prep for the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament. I'll still be around but only minimally, posting a few last odes to the hot men before transitioning into a little early ladies content, just like I did with this last tournament. The submission form for the Hot & Vintage Ladies tournament will remain up for one more week (closing February 21st), so get your submissions in for that asap! Once the form closes, there will be one more week of break. The first round of the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament will be posted on February 29th, as Leap Year Day seems like a fitting allusion to leaping into these ladies' arms.

Thanks for being here! Enjoy the two weeks off, and send me some great propaganda.

In order of the last round they survived—

ROUND ONE HOTTIES:

Richard Burton

Tony Curtis

Red Skelton

Keir Dullea

Jack Lemmon

Kirk Douglas

Marcello Mastroianni

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Robert Wagner

James Garner

James Coburn

Rex Harrison

George Chakiris

Dean Martin

Sean Connery

Tab Hunter

Howard Keel

James Mason

Steve McQueen

George Peppard

Elvis Presley

Rudolph Valentino

Joseph Schildkraut

Ray Milland

Claude Rains

John Wayne

William Holden

Douglas Fairbanks Sr.

Harold Lloyd

Charlie Chaplin

John Gilbert

Ramon Novarro

Slim Thompson

John Barrymore

Edward G. Robinson

William Powell

Leslie Howard

Peter Lawford

Mel Ferrer

Joseph Cotten

Keye Luke

Ivan Mosjoukine

Spencer Tracy

Felix Bressart

Ronald Reagan (here to be dunked on)

Peter Lorre

Bob Hope

Paul Muni

Cornel Wilde

John Garfield

Cantinflas

Henry Fonda

Robert Mitchum

Van Johnson

José Ferrer

Robert Preston

Jack Benny

Fredric March

Gene Autry

Alec Guinness

Fayard Nicholas

Ray Bolger

Orson Welles

Mickey Rooney

Glenn Ford

James Cagney

ROUND TWO SWOONERS:

Dick Van Dyke

James Edwards

Sammy Davis Jr.

Alain Delon

Peter O'Toole

Robert Redford

Charlton Heston

Cesar Romero

Noble Johnson

Lex Barker

David Niven

Robert Earl Jones

Turhan Bey

Bela Lugosi

Donald O'Connor

Carman Newsome

Oscar Micheaux

Benson Fong

Clint Eastwood

Sabu Dastagir

Rex Ingram

Burt Lancaster

Paul Newman

Montgomery Clift

Fred Astaire

Boris Karloff

Gilbert Roland

Peter Cushing

Frank Sinatra

Harold Nicholas

Guy Madison

Danny Kaye

John Carradine

Ricardo Montalbán

Bing Crosby

ROUND THREE SMOKESHOWS:

Marlon Brando

Anthony Perkins

Michael Redgrave

Gary Cooper

Conrad Veidt

Ronald Colman

Rock Hudson

Basil Rathbone

Laurence Olivier

Christopher Plummer

Johnny Weismuller

Clark Gable

Fernando Lamas

Errol Flynn

Tyrone Power

Humphrey Bogart

ROUND 4 STUNGUNS:

James Dean

Cary Grant

Gregory Peck

Sessue Hayakawa

Harry Belafonte

James Stewart

Gene Kelly

Peter Falk

QUARTERFINALIST VOLCANIC TOWERS OF LUST:

Jeremy Brett

Vincent Price

James Shigeta

Buster Keaton

SEMIFINALIST SUPERMEN:

Omar Sharif

Paul Robeson

FINALIST FANTASIES:

Sidney Poitier

Toshiro Mifune

and ok, sure, here's the shadow-bracket-style winner's portrait of Toshiro Mifune.

[tampire]

Asia Consent getting her wig stolen in the beginning of Dragula Season 666 / Asia Consent winning at the end of Dragula Season 666

[cremanata]

♡ boosette ♡

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[pleather-breakfast]

Rachel's game is much more impressive than Sam's on paper but she was also so much more lucky than he was and was blindsided way more, so tbh I don't think either them is too much more deserving than the other (Although I do like Rachel a lot more than Sam and would prefer her to win)

[thesauce8]

“if not for izanagi, obito would be dead, so he lost”

if not for konan’s crucial knowledge of obito’s abilites, she’d be dead, so she lost.

if tenten was the nine tails, she’d be super powerful, so she’s the most powerful character.

“if x character didn’t have {insert important asset in their arsenal}, they’d be dead, so they’re weak.”

using this logic, we can discredit or uplift any character. literally what’s the point

[2000smemesongtournament]

▶️Every Time We Touch

▶️Caramelldansen

[thecrownnet]

The "Jimpa" cast, crew and guests at the film's Sundance Film Festival permiere January 23, 2025 (Photo: Getty Images)

[officersnickers]

(feel free to share your opinions in the tags! ~🩵)

[yumenari]

If you take The Winner Takes It All (ABBA) and take away the romantic vibe and view it in a platonic/familial way instead. You can have a very Leona Kingscholar song I think

[adam-trademark]

Eighth Win

(September 16, 2020)

[realtapiocafan]

Ja'Marr vs Tee

tee comes in at around 3:28:00 (as thequiet1ne in the black and white shirt guy with the football on top, 2k startsl labeling him with his full name at 3:36:00), and he rage-quits at around 4:12:00

the 3v3 battles really start at like 3:51:00 tho.

special shout-out to 3:57:43 when tee scored the game-winning point ("i don't care tee, you fucking suck for that") and 3:59:30 when ja'marr cooked tee (apparently tee was apparently begging on his stream).

[1retry]

[kissesforjoeyb]

damn

[drivinmeinsane]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

DID I READ THAT CORRECTLY

YOU HAVE HORSES?????

I HAVE HORSES TOO

I do have one! Her barn name is Mina and she's a 16hh off-track Thoroughbred I purchased from a kill buyer friendly auction a few years ago. She turns twenty-one in the spring and has survived being shot and having a broken leg all after a lengthy racing career. She's still so feisty and is a fantastic trail companion. <3

It's so cool that you have horses. I don't know very many people who do!

[aeolianblues]

Holy shit, point and laugh

I don’t really go on Reddit anymore, deleted mine four years and have been healthier for it, but I was looking for a contact of anyone on the organising committee of the Welsh music prize, that landed me from Google to r/wales and then… whatever the fuck this is. I’m getting secondhand embarrassment reading even just the headline. Urgh. Also just ‘why does the UK sound more sophisticated than the pooey colonies’ *forgets that a lot of commonwealth colonial accents came from the native languages of colonised speakers…

But for realisies though, who is on the Welsh Music Prize organising committee and can I send them an email