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g1rlr0b1n · 1 year ago
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Damian Wayne Week 2023
Day Two: Breeding (I used this prompt very loosely)
Title: Biology
Rated: E
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sicariodechinchulines · 2 years ago
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BOTTOM DAMIAN WAYNE WEEK!! (#1-first time)
Jon is irritated and Damian wonders why.
he´s volatile and impulsive, and Robin is not happy at all with his way of operating on missions, so in his try to tear out the truth, Superboy confesses something too compromising for both of them.
spoiler: Kryptonian biology can be pretty hard to handle
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bottomdamianwayne · 2 years ago
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BDWW2023 Prompts
Thank you for your patience! We are excited to say that Bottom Damian Wayne Week 2023 Prompts are now officially out! Thank you to everyone who shared, submitted and voted for the prompts!
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nightingale-prompts · 9 months ago
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Danny adopts himself
It's a common joke in Gotham that Bruce Wayne will adopt any black-haired and blue-eyed traumatized boy he finds. So much so that even he leans into it. But he was completely shocked when Damian confronts him about having a new brother that he did not want.
Bruce could barely get a word in when the rest of the family arrived upset that they weren't told about getting another sibling after Damian texted the family group chat (for once).
Damian had encountered a boy around Drake's age moving stuff into what was an empty room. The room was now furnished top to bottom with glowing green lights, tapestries of stars, random artifacts, several telescopes, and model rockets.
He knew the moment he saw the black hair and blue eyes that his father had taken in another ward.
Apparently Bruce was the last the know about his new "son" who was currently rearranging furniture and asking to help Alfred with dinner.
Said dinner was an uncomfortable as Bruce was grilled by his kids on his addiction to adoption. Simultaneously they tried to get to know the new addition to the family.
It was easy to see that Damian didn't like Danny but it was equally easy to see that Danny could cow the boy like a border collie on a lamb. When Damian thew a dagger the teen caught it with one hand as it passed his face and then slid it across the table back to Damian.
"Try again. " Danny said "And this time don't aim to miss on purpose. If you want me dead you need to do better."
Damian put the knife away and huffed.
Tim and Danny hit it off almost instantly. The way they were able to bounce their thoughts back and forth made Tim believe that he found an equal.
Danny was able to understand Cassie immediately with just look in eachothers eyes like he was reading her mind but not in a creepy way.
Jason of course noticed the strange energy in the air around the kid. It was soothing. Like lavender wafting in the air. Well lavender for everyone else for him it was like opium. His eyes felt heavy like he had eaten a handful of poppy seeds. At the same time he felt full, like he had eating a full meal after starving for a week.
Whatever it is Damian was feeling it too. The demon looked even more his age as he rubbed his eyes and yawned. The crease in his brow gone.
Duke on the other hand was more on edge as his eyes flickered towards Danny before looking away. He had something he wanted to ask about the glowing boy but since no one can see it or just isn't saying anything he will keep quiet for now.
Next was Barbara who teased the new kid.
"So how do you like your new family? Ready to be the new robin?" She asked.
"Im robin." Damian mumbled groggily.
The others were waiting for Damian to finally fall asleep and glared at one another in a challenge to be the one to pick up Damian and put him to bed. Dick was winning.
Speaking of Dick, as expected he was off the wall excited to learn more about his new little brother. He wanted the full story as to why Bruce took him in. He could almost certainly guess it was because of a tragic situation and Dick was already ready to handle it as the greatest big brother ever and he wasn't sharing the title no matter what Barbara said. Even if she was Stephanie's favorite.
Bruce cleared his throat and the table went silent. "So, Danny. Where exactly did you come from? Why are you here? And how did you know who I am?"
Everyone went white. Did they all just risk their identities believing that Danny was a new Robin? Why didn't Bruce say something? Not even a signal for the protocol they would use.
Danny frowned looking a bit hurt.
"What do you mean, Bruce? You said you owed me. You said you'd give me anything I wanted if saved your son. I even helped you get back home when you got lost in time." Danny huffed feeling betrayed.
The table went silent.
Bruce made a few calculations in his brain before something must have come to mind. "I lost my memory for a bit so I need a bit of proof."
Danny placed a batarang on the table. The batarang had an engraving on it in a code that only Bruce knew.
"You told me to show this to Alfred when I came. We had a deal, Bruce. You promised me whatever I wanted." Danny huffed clearly insulted.
Just like Danny had said the code was the one Bruce had made. However this code wasn't a promise to grant a favor but to welcome someone new to the family. Past Bruce must have had plans to take the boy in but told Danny something else to lure him here.
Bruce recognized that everyone was right and he has a problem now that he's looking at it like this.
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bubbleggum444 · 3 months ago
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—❝TℍE LE꓄꓄ER❞
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𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 damian wayne x fem!reader, youtuber!reader au, fluff, 2k+ wc.
𝑠𝑦𝑛𝑜𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑠 a letter filled with sweet compliments from damian leaves youtuber!reader eager to find him. pt 4 of "unexpected crush?!" 2 3 4 5
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"Dear, ___. My name is Damian Wayne..."
As you read the letter over and over, a whirlwind of emotions surged through you—curiosity, warmth, and something dangerously close to flattery.
Two weeks after posting on your forum about accepting gifts, four arrived. Excited, you unwrapped each one on camera, recording your live reaction for your followers.
Sitting cross-legged, hair braided, face bare, you held his letter in trembling hands. The more you read, the more you found yourself stealing glances at the camera lens, cheeks growing impossibly warmer.
"You're pretty and kind."
Ba dum ba dum
"Your videos make me feel calm and happy."
Ba dum ba dum ba dum
"But what makes me the most content is watching the way your eyes sparkle. And it makes my own sparkle, too. Your sweetness is infatuating."
Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum—
That was it. The breaking point.
Leaping out of your chair, you shut off the camera with a sharp click.
"This boy likes me. Like—like likes me!"
You looked down at the small cat stamp adorning the envelope, its tie patterned with the American flag. A smile graced your lips.
Spinning toward your vanity, you let out a breathless laugh, unable to ignore the ridiculous blush staining your cheeks. (Hyperpigmentation is a curse, you thought.)
Lightly, you patted your face, willing yourself to calm down. If your nosy family caught you fangirling over a fan, you'd never live it down. Especially your older sister. (Sisters, am I right?)
Damian Wayne. USA. Gotham.
With that information, you opened Instagram. Come on... something... anything!
Two painfully long minutes later, you hadn’t found him, but you had found his older brother.
Oh boy, was this dude active.
Real_D_Grayson
With over 100k followers, he seemed to enjoy showing off—abs, acrobatics, and adventures galore. But one pinned post caught your attention: a picture of him standing beside a boy with piercing green eyes and olive skin.
Oh. My—
Your fingers frantically tapped at the mouse, opening the description.
"With baby bro, Dami. It's chest day, baby 😎"
Dami... Damian. Of course.
The sweaty boy in the photo, slightly scowling at the camera, was the same one who had written words that made your knees weak and turned your face as red as a strawberry.
"Come on, faster, faster, you stupid internet!" you muttered, impatiently clicking on the tagged profile.
As the page loaded, a small smile tugged at your lips.
dw_00___
"Dude, I never would've found your account. If you like me, at least drop your Insta next time." You rolled your eyes playfully, muttering to yourself over the young Wayne’s lack of foresight.
Biting your bottom lip, you hovered over the 'Follow' button.
Click.
An Instagram notification buzzed through the air during the Wayne family’s dinner.
"What now?" Damian sighed, agitated, as the entire table turned to look at him.
"If it’s you, Grayson—sending me those pointless acrobat reels or whatever again—" he shot a glare at his older brother.
"Don’t look at me, baby bird, I’m playing pool." Dick held up his phone in defense, proving his innocence.
Still puzzled, Damian checked his notification bar. And then—
___ just followed you!
A lump of air caught in his throat. He coughed, covering his mouth as he clicked on the profile.
It was you.
His brain stalled.
How did you find his account?
How could he have been so careless as to not include his username in the letter?
How could he—
"Follow her back already."
A quiet voice snapped him out of his spiral. Cass shot him a knowing wink, her eyes shifting to her younger brother, who was inwardly panicking.
She nodded toward his phone again, subtly urging him before the rest of the family caught on.
Damian exhaled sharply, schooling his expression as he quickly hit ‘Follow Back.’
Sliding his phone into his pocket, he reached for his napkin, pretending to cough into it.
But really, he just needed to hide his reddening face from his ever-curious siblings—and his father.
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𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 <𝟑
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author's note 1: another chapter done :> next one's probably this friday ahead
author's note 2: also making the jason ff
author's note 3: and I made a dick grayson one, should i post it?
author's note 4: i also make bots on c.ai, send me req for characters in my tumblr req :)
author's note5: this is how i imagine reader when she was in front of the mirror btw, ty hendry for the inspo.
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sramoonlight · 3 months ago
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Part of me
What if Damian Wayne had a sister?
Content you’ll see here: Batsis, batfamily, reader
English is not my first language! Please be patient.
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Even if they prepared a room for you, you couldn’t accept it and neither did Damian, preparing a little bed next to Damian’s you listened to all your brother could say even if was trivial
— So, Robin? — you asked looking at him as you raised an eyebrow, Damian rolled his eyes before he layes on his stomach
— What’s so weird about it? — he seemed to not like the tone you used for that question and you couldn’t but chuckle at the image
You thought, looking at the room, it was quite big for him but you knew it wasn’t enough, not when you two are used to sharing rooms
— Mother told us that Robin was some type of boy wonder — and you lay down looking at him, for some people that would look weird, the Damian Wayne acting like a kid of his age
But for you, he was just your brother who don’t has any sense of humor
— That was a Grayson thing, and Robin can be everything — he seemed offended by the way you say it and it makes you smile
— I don’t think father would be happy knowing that I know your secret identity — your hands pressed on your stomach as you keep looking at him before he rested his head on his palm
That boy had the heavy eyes that your father has but for you it was the vivid image of your mother
— You can’t lie to your reflection, do you? —
The way he said it made you think, his tone didnt changed always talking in a serious one but you knew, you knew how much it meant for him
After all, you were the one who said that to him when you were little
Your reflection on the mirror even if there was no mirror
— Are you going to be a vigilante? — He asked, and that snapped you out of your thoughts even if it makes you go back there to get the answer
It was weird, you could feel the expectation on his words like if he needed to hear an answer and that doesn’t look like your brother
He was sure someone who would be direct on his questions, never too shy or too bold, just direct about what he wanted to hear
That’s the worst part, let’s think about it, Damian wasn’t a member of the league of assassins anymore but you were, that feels weird, thinking back about the incident, you left the country a week before Damian was sent to you father
Was it a sign? That you only can be part of the league? That question seemed so weird but still so necessary
— I don’t know brother, I don’t have a date to leave — and you turned to him, using your hands as a pillow
You had a moment to think before opening your mouth again
— Do you want me to? —
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You woke up the next morning, 6 am exactly as you looked beside you, Damian was still sleeping and that made you wonder if he changed his schedule
Putting that thought aside you got up walking to the kitchen of the manor, your first day and you already knew where it was.
As you used to do in your mornings on London you prepared the coffee maker instantly placing a cup beside one you borrowed, for Damian
— Coffee is bad for someone your age — the voice made you jump on your place before facing him, that guy, Jason Todd looked at you from the door frame
Was that a helmet on his hands?
— Where are you going? — you asked as he walked to your side taking a cup and placing it beside the other two
— I gotta leave this place before B asks me to eat breakfast — you brushed the tiredness out of your face before looking up and him
Damn, he is tall.
— Is that for the little demon? — he asked you pointing at the cup — Is it a twin thing? How could you know which one is his favorite? —
With a smile you served the coffee now on the three cups before adding sugar to yours, and without letting Jason notice, you did to Damian’s too
— I just know when he use something — not that you were some kind of freak, but once you start watching Damian you can notice a few things he does
And one of those, was that he does not let the spoon get to the bottom of any cup, so no mark is left behind.
The man beside you drank the coffee in a hurry almost surprising you, how could he not get burned?
— You can let me know that later kid, welcome to the manor — he ruffled your hair before running to the door.
A quiet steps could be heard from the halls and the same butler from yesterday looked at you
— Master (reader)? — you took the two cups before walking past him nodding as a greeting, you went upstairs quick trying to not find any other family member.
Let’s think about it again, you know Jason, well not know know because you only shared a few words with him so it is normal that he just don’t know much about it, and that makes you go to the other question, why do they want you here? You can’t find an answer, if you ask Damian he would answer with another question and that makes you mad but you can let your guard down
They may be Damian’s family but for you they’re strangers.
— (reader)? — Damian asked getting up as you entered the room, you sat down at his side giving him the cup
— Don’t worry, I didn’t put any milk on it —
You looked at the cup thinking about it, too many things moved inside of you head as you tried to put them in order, first, why was it so easy to convince your mother? You know she’s the type of person who needs at least three days to take a decision but once you told her about what you wanted to do.. she just said yes, you didn’t question that but it feels so out of her.
But now, you haven’t talked with your father since you arrived, well, you would if Damian hadn’t took you upstairs to talk and even if it was disrespectful you couldn’t say no to him
Again, why do they want from you?
— You’re overthinking — just two words (or three?) that made you come back to reality, Damian’s cup was almost empty but yours was still full.
You didn’t notice when you started to drown on your thoughts
— Im sorry I just- I can’t put a finger on it — you sighed, taking a big sip and you couldn’t feel it extremely hot, a hit that you were out for too long
— if you keep thinking you won’t see the answer — Damian copied your actions drinking all was left before getting up, his hand brushed against his hair trying to get it fix.
Once again, you sighed trying to finish your coffee, it felt so weird to not be at your London apartment
— Let’s go downstairs, I don’t want Grayson here —
With that, you chunked all was left following him, the manor was starting to get noisy as you could hear the butler cooking some breakfast
The middle child, Tim drake walked through the halls and you can notice how messy is his hair, before you could judge him you can see how one of his hands is covered with a glove
So that means he’s a vigilante too, interesting.
Damian walked to the dinner room where you could see Bruce looking at some papers, your eyes traveled to his eyes noticing the heavy bags below them, didnt he get any sleep?
Ah, of course, he was the Batman, another weird thing, why didn’t he asked Damian to patrol last night?
— Good morning father — Damian said as he sat down next to him, you had to cleared your throat before talking
— Good.. morning father — that tittle rolled so weird on your tongue, you were used to saying it with a grand before it.
Grandfather, you do quite miss it though
— Good morning to you two, how did you sleep? — the man didnt stop reading and you looked surprised of that, still, you brush it off before talking again
— Quite nice father, it is a relief to sleep next to my brother again — you tried to do a conversation but before you could say anything
That eyes lifted from the work looking at you, did you do something wrong? You analyzed your words again trying to find something out of the page but there was nothing
Then, you looked a Damian who seemed bored at the trivial conversation, was it something your father only had seen?
— Good morning B, little demon — Dick Grayson, the man from the night before walked in and he ruffled your hair — Good morning to you too, little bird —
A weird feeling found his way on your heart as you tried to fix back your hair, you know your guard is up but why couldn’t you react at that?
Still, it didnt felt like an attack.
— I was thinking, what about if we go to a trip together, to take all the time we didnt met —
Your eyes moved to where his arm was, he grabbed your chair but he didn’t seem to be moving it any time soon, just like if he wanted to be close but not knowing how to approach
— Uhm, I guess that’s okay —
The man seemed to be happy about if ruffling your hair once again, and now you looked at Damian wanting to see a reaction from him but he was looking across the room like he didn’t care or like he didn’t see anything weird about it.
— So, I heard that you were in London, was it fun? — The short chat made you jumped as you tried to keep it up.
— Uh, it was fine it was just for a mission — a mission that lasted five years, well, you can say it wasn’t just a mission
You felt like overthinking again so you brought your hands above the table trying to find an anchor back to earth.
— Ow, so you didn’t have any fun there? — Dick walked to the other side of the table sitting in front of you as he keep talking
It was so weird, he keep seeing you even if he was moving
— I guess I didn’t, but I kept my communication with Damian —
You brought your siblings name to the conversation, maybe that could make him stop asking about how you were back there, it looks like he wants to take any information from you. Sighing you look at the way the butler comes with the breakfast and you do a note in your head to help him clean the dishes before you go.
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The manor went silence again, Damian was doing some school work, Dick went out for something you didnt heard, Tim is probably sleeping and Bruce… you don’t know where he is, but that leads you the perfect moment where you can find your thoughts about what is going to happen
Of course, being a twin represented that you were raised to be a successor for the league but, unlike Damian you weren’t raised for being something now that you think about it, your whole existence was a mistake, not that you cared, you’re alive now and no one would change that
That makes you wonder, if your mother left you go without fighting back, does that mean that your work was over? But, what work were you performing?
You see back at your passed actions, doing minor jobs like getting rid off of noisy politicians, none of them seemed like a job a high level person would do
What was your purpose now?
— You’re overthinking — You looked up at the person who was talking to you, ready to say a sassy comment to Damian but there was your father, a book on his hand as he hit you with it softly.
You didn’t notice when he get on you behind, that was a consequence of overthinking and you felt like it was a mistake to be sorry about but, his eyes were as kind as they were this morning.
— Whatever is in your mind, don’t let it affect you — the man with kind eyes and still heavy ones, only a few words from him were enough to lighten your heart.
You still can’t put a finger on why he’s too kind, you just met him a few hours ago and still he treats you like he met you all his life, you don’t know why your chest feels so warm.
— You’re my daughter too, so whatever makes you worry, it hurts me too — The man sat down beside you opening the book, you knew the conversation came to an end so you didn’t tried to answer
Was this how it feels to have a father?
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thesuperiorrobin · 2 years ago
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝~
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❥Pairing: Damian Wayne/Robin x Fem!Reader
❥Word count: 500
❥Warning: Description of being stood up but not on purpose.
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During his nightly patrol, Damian could not help but feel like he was forgetting something. In the back of his mind, there was just something he could not remember, and he tried for his brain to remember something. But with you his duties in protecting the city, he pushes it aside for a bit until he reaches home. But it’s not until he visits you, bloodshed eyes, tear-stained cheeks, all dressed up for a special occasion that it starts to hit him after some time. When he first saw your appearance he was worried, asking you what the matter was.
“He stood me up” you sobbed, running into his arms as you clutched his black and yellow torn cape roughly “Damian stood me up!”
His heart sank to the bottom of his stomach as he hugged you back gently, frowning at the sight in front of him. You two are sat on the ground, thighs, and knees touching each other. Nothing but the sound of your sniffles could be heard and the soft whispering coming from both of you.
Months of talking to Damian, as he’s dressed in his Robin suit, having no idea that you’re talking about him right in front of his face without realizing gave him a new feeling. And explaining to Vigilant how much you like the boy who sits right next to you in most of your classes. Swooning over about how much of a helpful person he is despite others saying he isn’t—and it’s true, he’ll only help you. He won you over and you did the same without realizing it. You hold his heart right in the palm of your hands.
“I’m so stupid” he hears you whisper, letting out a breathy laugh “Stupid to think he actually liked me” he watches as you bring your knees up to your chest, hiding your face. Damian glances down at your form behind his green mask. He feels hurt—don’t get him wrong having people cry because of his doing gives him a sense of satisfaction. He’ll laugh and tease at those who shed tears—but when it comes to you, apparently being his first school crush. It’s a different story. He’ll hunt down anyone who makes you cry or feel insecure and in this case, he’ll have to hunt down himself.
Mentally, he beats himself up as he tries to watch the girl he had his eye on cry beside him, sobbing about his mistake that hurt her. He screwed up.
“I should have listened to the others when they told me it was just some stupid prank” you sniffle, chin propped up on your knees. “Rich boys have no hearts”
“It would have been he simply had just forgotten?” He tries to come up with something, but you just chuckle dryly looking up at the masked boy with sad eyes.
“Damian doesn't forget” you mumble “It’s a shame though. I really did like him” Your tears have stopped, nothing but the stained streaks down your cheeks left behind, your eyelashes seem to be longer than before and your eyes are a bit puffy. You blink once more and a single tear rolls down your face. Damian can only sigh, gloved hand coming up to whip it away
“I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding”
“I really hope it is”
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A/N: Sorry I've been gone for like two weeks, I just need some time to myself bc I've been really drained for no reason. On top of that, I have finals, out of six classes I only have like two that I actually have to show up and study for so it'll probably take some time to post again, but I'll try to post as much as possible.
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g3tinl0ser · 5 months ago
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Chapter 1
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IN GOTHAM
Jason sits at the bottom of the stairs, Alfred and his older brother both looking at him disapprovingly but he couldn't care less. He laced up the brand new black Converse his mom had bought him and smiled, you knew him. Knew that while he had been part of the family for years, these events still made him uncomfortable. Being forced to wear a suit only made him more agitated, the shiny shoes needed to be watched constantly and the buttons of the suit jacket just made his hands shake in anger. You stuck with the black of course, giving him layers of black shaded shirts for him to peel off and lose in his anxiety throughout the night. Giving him one last task at the end of the night to distract his mind as his parents made their final rounds. 
Dick chuckled a little, knowing his brother hated having to participate in these things. He thought once he got to the age that girls were interesting being a Wayne would interest Jason but no. He listened to Alfred talk about who would be in attendance while he brushed his fingers over his peacoat-style suit jacket folded over his arm. He too would never get used to having whatever he wanted. He had been adopted later than any of the others, at 15, you had done every single thing you could to spoil him to the heavens. The proof was lying over his arm, he really liked this style coat, so you had found someone to make him suit jackets the same style. Now they were light enough for him to wear constantly, he didn't care that some thought it was weird. It was something his mom did for HIM.
Soon Damian came tumbling down the stairs he looked very sharp in the pinstripe suit he had picked out earlier that week. Bruce had taken the growing boy to pick a new jacket but was quickly talked into buying an entire outfit. He had snuck into your room to have his hair styled and to check on his best friend/new sister. His hair was thankfully styled tousled his father thought as he chuckled watching his youngest son jump around in front of Alfred telling him about new music he heard that he was hoping to add to his playlists later. Tim was just behind the two of them in his all-black suit, he didn't have much to say. He understood his responsibility to the family as a Wayne, he had no problem carrying that out. He was more involved with the charities than any of the other kids. 
Jason might be a momma's boy, but Tim wanted to do what you do. He wanted to adopt and raise a family of kids who had nothing. He wanted to start his own charities and help change people's lives. He looked up to his father, he knew that without Bruce there would be no Tim Wayne. But you were his idol. “You look sharp, Son.” He heard his father's deep voice and looked up to see a look of pride on the man's face, it warmed his heart because he often felt like Bruce loved him less than the other boys. Bruce wrapped his arm around his son's shoulder, looking towards the stairs and chuckling. “We are going to be late like always.” 
The group of boys chuckles but Jason as always is quick to defend you. “We had to go out and find Stephanie shoes and some accessories and a jacket. Mom said even though it was short notice it wasn't fair that Steph didn't get something new.” Bruce nodded, the boys watching a loving look come to his face some of them groaning as Alfred laughed. “Mrs. Wayne has always been the best of us. I'm so happy we were able to alter an old dress for Miss Stephanie.” the clicking of heels drew everyone's attention from Alfred because at the top of the stairs were two beautiful ladies. 
Jason leaped up and ran to the top of the stairs to help his mom down but you quickly shooed him over to his new sister. You were hoping his protective nature would copy onto her as well because you knew she was beyond nervous and he was your only son who didn't have big groups of friends at these things. Steph looked adorable in your old Chiara Boni La Maxi dress. Yet another moment you were thankful for the million and one skills Alfred has. While you had taken her out to get her very own Balenciaga wool dress coat and Louboutin heels. She had picked out a modest-sized heel and a jacket that would last her as long as she cared for it. 
She cried while getting her hair trimmed and styled for the first time in years. You promised to talk to her about what she wanted to do with it long term and to find her a permanent stylist and she cried again. Jason acted like it was a huge inconvenience when she talked him into getting a pedicure with him while you got your nails done. Then she was so absorbed in looking at all the jewelry while you waited for the boy's watches to be cleaned and serviced that she didn't even notice when Jason pointed at something in the case and whispered to you. You getting her the smaller version of a Cartier bracelet the boys and Bruce had gotten you for mothers day last year. 
You loved being a mother, Tony laughing in your face had been the best reality check you could've ever received. The interview at Wayne Enterprises was a gift from god, their CEO a gift from your guardian angel. You quickly learned you were given the job purely based on your experience as Tony Starks assistant, but that was fine. W.E. was an insanely fast-paced business that dealt with whatever Mr. Wayne was feeling that day. The list of businesses they had their fingers in was long, and the number of charities they helped run was just as long. 
Bruce fell for you quickly, before you could even start showing. You had sworn off rich playboys but somehow he swept you right off your feet. He held your hand as you gave birth to your son, and helped you pick a name. He was the second person to hold him, gave him his first bath. Bruce started the adoption paperwork from his phone at your wedding reception. He never gave you a second to doubt why he was with you. Never gave the tabloids an ounce of information and did everything and anything you wanted. 
The look on his face, as you helped your newest baby down the staircase, showed that he was just as obsessed today as he was 13 years ago. He stepped forward to meet the three of you at the bottom, smiling brightly at Steph whose cheeks were brightening as she realizes all eyes were on her. Trying to break the ice a little she chuckled looking around “Is black the family color.” Jason and Tim make a noise between a scoff and a laugh as Bruce sways his head back and forth. “You look lovely Steph. If at any point tonight you're ready to leave, you just come find one of us ok?” The young girl nodded, she had assimilated quickly soaking up the love in the house. From Bruce and the boys hovering, to your reassuring smile, to the always warm pot of tea Alfred has ready for her. 
Jason pulled out the bracelet box and sheepishly looked away, even though he was the one to notice and point it out, he hadnt wanted to give it to her. “Umm.. Uhm. We got mom one like this for mothers day.. And uh..” He scratches the back of his neck, trying to figure out his words, thankfully his dad steps forwards taking it from him and opening it. “What Jays trying to say, is they want you to feel welcome. They all know how you feel. We are all here for you, whatever you need one of us will understand.” He helped her put it on before smiling at her and patting Jason on the shoulder and turning to you. 
Alfred ushered the kids out of the room and towards the line of limos waiting for them. Bruce tried to ignore Jason glaring at him as he walked out of the room but he couldn't and started laughing as soon as the boy pulled the door shut. “I swear that boy is going to kill me if I ever get you pregnant.” You sigh looking over your delicious husband, he's in an all-black tux as well but it's tailored perfectly. You don't even have to step to him because he's already there kissing you. The first thing you learned about being with Bruce, that lip makeup that didn't smear or transfer was a must. Next was when he kissed you, he kissed you breathless. Each time he told you he loved you, or showed you he loved you he did it to the fullest. He constantly talked about how in love his parents were, and how he never thought he would get that. Now that he had it, had you and this family, he gave and would always give everything he had towards it. 
“You know he's probably going to be there tonight..” Bruce said as soon as his lips left yours, his eyes trailing your hairdo, smiling slightly when he saw the pearl earrings with delicate strings of diamonds hanging from your ears. The pearls had been his mother's, he had added the diamonds to gift them to you. You smiled reaching for his hands as his cheeks blushed, “Yes Love, Dick talked to me last night. He said he caught Damian looking up videos of Stark and IronMan. We've never lied about who he is, we will just have to see what happens.” Bruce wanted to pull you close, wanted to remind himself and you that you belonged here. He wasn't worried about Stark taking you from him, he wasn't really worried about him taking his son. But there was always that nagging anxiety that he wasn't Damian's REAL father. 
“Would.. You be ok with me riding with him. I just maybe want to talk to him.” 
You smiled up at the love of your life, cursing Dolce&Gabbana for making a dress you look so fabulous in but can't wrap your legs around your man in. Nodding up at him while sucking your bottom lip in between your teeth. This was when he was the sexiest you thought, when he was being the best father ever. This was why you kept talking him into more kids, well at least one of the reasons. “I'll take the others, it will be fun.” Pressing a kiss quickly to his cheek before pulling him out of the house as well.
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4 days prior 
Tony didn't know why he was doing this to himself.. to Pepper and his daughter.. to You.. It had been 10 years. But here he was, the second he heard Fury briefing the others on meeting yet another superhero group he was offended. “Umm.. why am I not being invited??” He had said snapping his fingers as he walked in to get everyone's attention. Had he paused and taken a second as he entered, to look at the screen he would've seen why. 
The Justice League. 
The large screen showed the key members, Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, and Aquaman.
Next to them was a picture of a man Tony had met a few times before, Bruce Wayne. Equally as rich, supposedly just as smart but why was he on screen?? Even better question why are you on screen tucked under his arm??? You, Tony's old “assistant”, when Pepper was too busy running everything to do Tony's stupid little errands. Pepper thought her fiancé could make smart choices, that he had grown up. You ended up in her office a few months later, dead-eyed and apologizing profusely because he had told you that they had broken up. That's why he needed a new assistant, but now you are pregnant. “But don't worry.” You had said wiping your nose on your hoodie sleeve, “I got a new job a few hours away. It's well-paying, so I'm not asking for child support or anything. They are also paying for my relocation on account that I quit today.” 
Everything crumbled but slowly came back together after you left. Nat had liked you as well as Pepper so she glared often at Tony. Eventually leading to Wanda reading her mind and sharing with the group. Until this exact moment, the three of them had been excited to go to this ball. Nat and Bucky had been corresponding with you and your husband, who were able to get into contact with the Justice League. 
Tony scoffed hearing that, how he asked, causing Steve to roll his eyes leaning his face in two fingers, “They said Gotham doesn't run the same way here does. The Justice League, while mostly self-funded has programs to help any areas that are unfortunately damaged due to fighting. Y/ns husband is the largest benefactor of that, so they have a close relationship.” Tony rolled his eyes and walked for the drink cart he insisted was in all the meeting rooms. Nat spoke next smirking and twirling her pen “Bruce is very close with Batman.” Tony's spine straightened “According to the mayor during the last new reel I watched, Y/N and Batman personally funded and organized the rebuilding of the town's orphanage.” 
“Well.. kids was always something she was passionate about.. seems she has a thing for orphans..” Sam says before everyone's heads snap to him, throwing his hands up he chuckles “I meant cause Tonys.. and Waynes..” he laughs awkwardly before clearing his throat and looking out the window. Fury sighs, brushing his face annoyed “If you go, best behavior. I'll have you off this mission so fast Stark. We NEED them, since SHEILD has gone through the cleanse, we have been able to locate a few other super soldiers. We were able to link Captin Rogers and Johnny Storm which led us to an allegiance with F4, Y/ns friendship with these three has led us to this opportunity.’ Fury leans forward on his fingertips, staring Tony dead in his eyes “We only have one go at this, I will eliminate any problems we have along the way.. Am I clear?” He raises his eyebrow, his one eye making enough expression for Tony to get the picture. Rolling his eyes he nodded, starting to sit down just as everyones dismissed.
“I don't get to be briefed?” He says throwing his hands up, Nat chuckles as she walks by Bucky close behind her. “It's been made clear you're going for Iron Man decoration, you don't need briefing because you won't be doing any of the talking.” 
Sam and Wanda chuckled as they walked past “This is gonna be fun.”
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“Mrs. Wayne, thank you so much for taking the time to speak with us. First of all, congratulations on the reopening of the orphanage! It’s truly inspiring work. And speaking of inspiring, I hear you and Mr. Wayne have recently welcomed another child into your family?”
Tony stood in his room after another fight with Pepper, she couldn't understand why he was watching these interviews. Why he was so worried about all of this, he had sworn he didn't want you, that this was over. 
 “Yes, that’s right! We’ve just adopted our fifth child—our fourth through adoption. It’s been such an incredible journey for our family, and every child we bring into our home adds so much love and joy. We truly feel like the luckiest parents in the world.”
For fucks sake they had a child together.
“That’s wonderful to hear! Five children—your hands must be full. What inspired you and Mr. Wayne to keep growing your family?”
 Tony couldn't wrap his head around it either, after you left Pepper had told him she was pregnant as well.
(laughing softly) “Oh, trust me, our hands are definitely full, but in the best way! Honestly, I can’t imagine anything better to do with my time. We have the space at Wayne Manor, and more importantly, we have the love to give. Every child deserves a home and a family who supports them, Bruce and I are passionate about doing our part to make that happen.”
He and Pepper had gotten married.
“That’s so beautiful. You’re both so devoted to creating a loving home. But five kids—any chance this is your stopping point?”
Raised Morgan together, the best years of his life. So why was he staring longingly at your mischievous smile as you looked back and the camera panned over to a straight-faced Bruce Wayne who had multiple children talking to him at all once. To some, it would look like he was annoyed, but Tony could tell he was listening intently. 
“Oh, I wouldn’t count on that! I’ve been known to talk my husband into a few things over the years, and I’m already working on him for another. We’ll see how it goes, but I think he’s just as soft-hearted about these kids as I am.
He had never messed up like he had with you again.
“Well, it sounds like the Wayne household is full of love, laughter, and plenty of adventure. Thank you again, Mrs. Wayne, for sharing your story and for all the work you and your family do for the community. It’s truly inspiring.”
 He had never even thought of you again, or even the baby.
Thank you! It’s such a privilege to be able to help. We’re just grateful to have the opportunity to make a difference—and to have such a big, beautiful family to come home to at the end of the day.”
The interview ended with a shot of Bruce pulling you in for a kiss while the kids of the orphanage played and ran around.  Until that briefing, he had no thoughts bouncing in that big head of his with you in them. 
So what's his problem?
He looked to his closet deciding it was finally time to pack and face whatever music was on the other side of this mission.
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The Avengers had been welcomed warmly at the gala. Introduced to the representatives of the city and those who worked high up in the organizations TJL worked with. Bucky and Sam had drug the ladies out on the floor as soon as the talking slowed down, Steve getting pulled into a conversation with Veterans who had never been able to meet Captain America. Tony just stuck close by doing his best to keep his promise of best behavior but slowly drinking. Everyone inside was distracted once the noise outside raised, people were yelling and cheering. The small spaces around the door light up then flashes taking over violently fast as they opened and a group of teens headed in. Four boys all smiling to varying degrees and waving, shaking hands at the bottom of the stairs before walking to an older gentleman and then dispersing. 
Just as the noise started to ramp up again in the museum hall, the cheering came back but this time louder. The people were screaming, this time when the doors opened there was no flash just blinding white light from so many cameras going off. The silhouette of three people had the entire room turning and holding its breath for just a second before a round of cheers started in here too. All of the Avengers gasp as the doors close You, Bruce, and Stephanie all walk to the top of the stairs. You've always been tall, and in your heels, you're almost the same height as the man next to you. Bruce's arm wraps around your waist, pulling you to him as you guide Steph to stand in front of the two of you. 
Tony hates to admit it but you look amazing. Your skin is glowing and flawless, your hair full and shiny. He can see the sparkle in your eyes from here, only just overshadowed by the sparkles in your off-the-shoulder dress. The three of you perfectly match a full family unit. 
The room quiets down quickly Bruce greets everyone professionally before smiling down at the small blonde before him. "Tonight, we’re not just here to celebrate the reopening of the orphanage; we’re also overjoyed to share something very special with all of you. My beautiful wife, our boys, and I are thrilled to introduce the newest member of our family, our daughter, Stephanie Wayne." Steph's face turned a bright red as you giggled with her and the two of you helping her down the stairs. At the bottom Damian was waiting for her, excitedly telling her that his friends were thrilled to meet her. Over their heads, you could see Jason and Dick watching where the two of them scurried off too. 
Nat had tears in her eyes as she watched you shake hands and say hi to everyone. She watched as Dick came over and introduced a few of what she assumed to be friends to you and his father. She took her chance to drag Bucky towards you when Bruce was inevitably drug away for ‘men's talk’. It didn't escape her notice that his eyes never left you, so as she approached it didn't surprise her that Bruce repositioned himself in the group of men. Those tears from earlier fell as your eyes met, rudely you didn't even excuse yourself as you turned towards her. Walking as fast as your red bottoms would let you before wrapping your arms around her. 
Bucky smiled his heart full as he watched his girlfriend and her lost friend whispering to each other and hugging. Steve was quick to come up next leaning down for a gentle hug and warm words about you doing well. The conversation quickly picked up about how everyone had been, introductions to Sam and Wanda being made. You kept waiting, you knew he was here, and you could feel the weight of his eyes on you. You could feel Tony Stark getting closer, just as you watched Steves's eye glance behind you, straightening up quickly, your son squeezed between the two super soldiers. 
Damian had stripped his jacket leaving him in a bright white button-up with his matching pinstripe vest. His cheeks were bright and small beads of sweat were already gathered at his brow. “Mom, I know the rule is we can't have desserts until after dinner.. But we had a late lunch, and its Steph's first party-” You felt a warm hand at your back, lips pressing lightly to your temple to let you know who was there. You chuckled looking down at your littlest baby.. For now.. “This definitely sounds more like Tim than you buddy..” Damian's eyes got big, stuttering over his words as the Avengers but two and two together. All they can see is a boy version of Morgan Stark. All they knew was that you had left, that you had slept with Tony and left. It all made sense now. 
Sighing dramatically you look around, seeing not only Steph and Tim pretending to not be looking from a table they have cups at, but also Dick and Jason. You had left it up to the catering company this time to decide what was served, it must be good.  Looking back to your husband, you freeze, because just past him is Tony Stark. Somehow no amount of preparation had made you ready. All you could see was him, slurring his words and laughing at you. He had thrown money at you and told you to get rid of it.
IT. 
That beautiful it was standing in front of you now, begging for sweets. The other beautiful ‘its’ you loved were also begging for sweets. Seeing Tony triggered something in you, Bruce knew that as soon as you turned back. Sometimes you couldn't deny them things knowing they hadn't been able to even look at them before you. “Sure sweetie. Just make sure you eat responsibly because I'm not listening to any complaints about upset stomachs tomorrow.” Damian bounced from foot to foot, proving that he really didn't need whatever he was about to snag off the dessert table. But the smiles on all their faces as they walked as fast as Stephanie could towards the dessert table made the complaining they would definitely do tomorrow worth it. Alfred had already started moving drinks to a table with chairs before moving with a pep in his own step toward the table. Even on his night off you couldn't pull that man from the kids he looked at like his grandkids. 
Bruce introducing himself pulled your attention back towards the adults, Natasha gushing about you finding yourself a handsome man. Soon pulling you and Wanda off to the side just a few steps, allowing two separate conversations to happen. Steve and Bruce wanted to get business out of the way, for almost the same reasons. Speaking quickly about what needs to happen for the two groups to meet. The terms seemed normal, TJL was skeptical about involving themselves in more drama, but they understood the need for a large group possibly needing to mobilize in case of a global emergency. Just as Steve and Bruce went to shake hands the last drops of alcohol kicked into Tony's system. 
“I've heard the hardest part of this will be Batman.. People say he doesn't play well with others.” Tony's words carry enough condescension that it stops your conversation with the girls. Bruce's jaw ticks but he laughs once taking a drink, “I have heard that as well. The guy seems rough around the edges but he just wants what's best. He doesn't let anything or anyone stand between him and what he wants. Guess that's not for everyone.” He shrugs and lifts his glass a waiter walks over and asks if anyone else needs refills. You take a moment to look at Tony, he looks good all things considered. It puts you on guard immediately that he is unknowingly taking jabs at your husband. Turning back into Bruce his arm comes around your waist as you pat his chest. 
Your voice is as strong as Bruce makes you feel when you speak, “Ironman wasn't always a great team player, sometimes it takes the right people to really create a family.” You hadn't meant for your own jab at him to be thrown in there but it felt good. Tony's own flesh and blood was in front of him moments ago and he didn't even know. Warm fingers dig into your side as Steve agrees with you, turning the conversation towards the others in the group getting both your opinions. Unfortunately yet again, just as you think things are calming down and you can set up a meeting and walk away…
“So, tell me,” he sneered, his voice dripping with condescension. “Did you leave Stark Industries just to run off with our secrets and hand them over to Wayne Enterprises? Or was marrying the boss your way of sealing the deal?”
Tony Stark, ladies, and gentlemen..
Nat hissed his name through her teeth as your husband stood straighter. Alfred and Jason had been facing you at the table and your son definitely picked up on the difference in his parent's stance. You tried to smile it off, listening to your husband explain to Tony that his business really had no interest in what Tony did or didn't do. That he never asked questions about you and the only time he had come up was in the interview process. Tony, being a genius, put it together quickly and laughed. “Trendy babe! Being a high-level assistant really worked out for you, huh.” 
Bruce took a step forward without thinking, red immediately edging his vision. The large man moved with a slow, deliberate stride, his towering frame casting an ominous shadow over the room. His expression was calm—too calm—but there was a dangerous glint in his eyes, like the edge of a knife hidden beneath velvet. When he reached the other man, he stepped into his space without hesitation, his sheer presence enough to make the air feel heavier.His voice, low and even, carried a quiet menace that sent a shiver down spines. “You’re going to back off,” he said, each word measured, deliberate.
Your hands wrapped around Bruce, one threading fingers together, the others feeling his thick muscles flex in anger as he tries to keep himself in place. His face, normally a cool mask of indifference fell to anger when his wife was brought into it. He leaned in slightly, his broad shoulders and imposing frame leaving no room for argument. His eyes, cold and unyielding, locked onto the other man’s, stripping away any bravado he might have had. “Leave her alone,” he continued, his tone still calm but now laced with steel. “You don’t want me to have to repeat myself. If I do... you’ll regret it.”
 Movement out of the corner of your eye brought your attention back to your kids, Jason was already halfway across the room. Dick was standing up, pushing Tim back into his seat and jogging to catch up to his younger brother. Thanks to Dicks long legs and Jason's inability to use his manners, just trying to crash through people, they reached you at the same time. Dick comes up to his father's side and smiles charmingly, his hand out to cause distraction and introduce himself. Jason was at your side, he didn't introduce himself. He just glared at the man looking at you. “You need something, man?” Jason's words were sharp and cut through Dicks easy voice. 
Tony was taken aback at the look this kid was giving him, but when he looked back up at the man standing in front of him he saw it there too. Darkness swirled behind their eyes, a darkness that was ready to lash out at him in defense of the woman who stood behind them. There was no yelling, no theatrics—just a quiet, unmistakable promise of consequences. And as Bruce stood there, unflinching, it was clear he meant every word. For this man, his wife wasn’t just important—she was everything. And nothing, not even a ghost from her past, was going to harm her while he was there. It was just as clear their kids felt the same. 
 Ever the diplomat, Steve sighs thanking you again for meeting with him. Telling Bruce that HE will for sure be in contact with him and apologizing for the disruption before roughly dragging Tony out. Nat hugged you and made you promise to hang out, “you have a rich husband, buy a place and come spend some weekends with us.” she had laughed. The rest of the Gala was thankfully uneventful. 
Because you knew that if Fury and Steve got what they wanted, uneventful wasn't something you could count on anymore. 
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forwards-beckon-rebound · 6 months ago
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batfam as fanfic tropes pt 2
ft bruce, dick, and jason warnings: i continue to give jason all of the angsty stuff but i promise i do it out of love, some suggestive jokes lol pt 1
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bruce
not to keep pushing my superbat agenda but that may or may not be what i'm doing
only one bed trope let's go
likeeee yknow imagine they're on an undercover mission with the league or whatever but then they end up stuck in rockville, known for their slightly weird rock
and there's a single motel that only has one room left and of course there's only one bed
to add insult to injury, it's a queen bed and they're both like 6'+ guys so there's absolutely no way they're not gonna at least accidentally make physical contact (it's not gonna be accidental by the end of the night)
something about clark seeing bruce in pj's just seems so funny to me, i don't even have anything else to add
imagine they didn't bring pj's bc they didn't think the mission was going to take that long so they go to the motel's gift shop and they're forced to get cringey tourist shirts
"Rockville may not have much, but we sure rock!"
"Rock on over to Rockville"
we all know bruce technically doesn't haveeeee to sleep for 8 hours straight (and ig clark doesn't have to either? but i haven't read enough superman stuff to know how true that is) but i like the idea of him just sleeping anyways
and clark doesn't know any better so he's like yeah ok makes sense that he would need to sleep, he is human after all
bruce may act like he's bothered by this but like he's fooling nobody
i think it would be so funny if clark actually does manage to fall asleep but because bruce almost never sleeps for this long unless he's critically injured, he's just like lying there in the dark freaking out over being in the same bed as clark
bruce discovers fanfic of himself but it's not even in our universe, it's just gothamites writing fanfics about him
there's bruce wayne x reader, bruce wayne x oliver queen, bruce wayne x lois lane (clark is not happy about this), bruce wayne x nightwing??????, batman x every member of the justice league, and of course bruce wayne x batman
babs probably knew all along but she decides to wait until she finds something particularly scandalous before showing it to bruce
and let's just say some writers sure have creative imaginations when it comes to uh what bruce and batman would be doing behind closed doors
i'm just imagining one day he's on patrol and saves some random person from getting mugged and then they're suddenly like, "wow i never thought i'd actually get to meet you. i'm a big fan. can i ask you some questions?"
and yknow, this happens sometimes. sure he'll entertain the questions, but he probably won't answer
"i actually write fanfic but i was having some trouble with your characterization. do you think you're more of a top or bottom?"
bruce.exe has stopped working
wait until he finds the fan art
dick
your siblings are best friends
hear me out, you have a younger sister who happens to be in the same after school art club as damian
and of course, being the good older sibling you are, you come to pick her up
but it certainly doesn't hurt to see dick grayson every week, waiting for his younger brother
at first he's just some handsome stranger who happens to be around the same age as you
and you're trying to figure out if he's here for his sibling or if he's just a very very young parent
thankfully, your sister introduces you to damian and by proxy you properly meet dick so you know he's not taken
and it's hard not to fall for him because he's just so funny and charming
and he's good with kids, as evident by how he handles damian but also one day when your sister comes out of art club sobbing because some kid messed with her artwork and he's able to calm her down in record time
he offers to get her ice cream as consolation but he's weirdly making eye contact with you as he says that and maybe you're just delusional but between this and the flirting you can't be blamed for feeling a certain way about the whole thing
but things frustratingly don't progress any further (mostly because dick thinks he's been pretty clear with the flirting and decides to back down because you don't seem to be reciprocating, whereas you're completely oblivious to the whole thing) so it's up to damian and your sister to take things into their own hands
cue the random playdates where they insist that you and dick both come for supervision or something while they draw and banish you and dick to another room because they need "pure artistic energy" in the room or whatever
and funnily enough the other room just so happens to have a candlelit dinner for two set up! wow, what a coincidence!
you guys have a very well cooked steak and talk things over (read: your siblings both yell at you from the other room to just confess already)
honestly, they're both pretty done with your antics but at least you're together now!
if you don't mention both of them in your wedding speeches there will be consequences
jason
who else would get hanahaki disease if not jason todd
for those who were not in the trenches of 2010’s anime fanfics, hanahaki disease is a fictional disease where you cough up flowers if your love is unrequited or like you think your love is unrequited
i just know this loser wouldn’t even realize he likes you until he starts coughing up random flowers and he’s like wtf????
it does not take a tim drake to figure out who he likes so ofc the last people to notice are him and you
also you just know he’s the type to suffer in silence instead of confess bc he thinks he’s burdening you with his feelings or like he doesn’t lead the type of life that can allow him to have a relationship or whatever emo edge lord stuff he does
also i think he is incapable of flirting LMAO
honestly, even if you confessed i can see him being like "how can you possibly love me, you must be confused"
normally the confession scene is where the sick person gets cured and like they get together
but nope! jason just straight up refuses bc ofc he does
good luck trying to convince him that you do like him, flaws and all
GET THIS DUDE HIS COLLEGE!AU
not to be dramatic but i desperately want him to have a happy and normal life so this one might be a bit of wish fulfilment on my behalf but like
once again i feel like he would actually want to go to college/uni
like will he complain about his assignments and exams? yes but don't we all?
i feel like he would just take courses he would like, so probably a lot of literature stuff
i think it would be very funny if he took one of those psychology courses, think like PSYCH 21XX: The Maladaptive Mind or smth and he's like "wow these trauma responses sound awfully familiar. wonder where i've heard about this before"
anyways i'm thinking about him being a humanities guy and then he meets you, a stem student who has to take this one english class to graduate
and he's also in a similar boat and is in your biology class for the science credit
so you guys decide to just study together and help each other out
and he may or may not catch feelings but it's hard not to when you have similar taste in books and can talk about a random poem you read in class for an hour
jason todd who gets rizzed up by your annotations
but then like halfway through second semester he realizes that you've hung out just for fun more often than you've actually hung out to study
and ofc there's a dramatic confession scene at graduation and he's stumbling over his words and god he might end it all because his family is there and freaking dick grayson is watching him confess to his crush
but like it's hard not to figure it out when he basically acts like your boyfriend on your "study dates" and honestly you already kinda figured you at least had something sort of going on and this confession is not shocking in the slightest
so that was super embarrassing for him but at least he's got a date next week?
hear me out...if you got into an accident and then developed retrograde amnesia
he's already stressed enough about the fact that you got injured in the first place
like what is the point of all of his training and patrolling to keep gotham safe if he can't even keep the person who's the most important to him safe?
then you wake up and he's so relieved he could cry
he thinks you're just a bit disoriented as he pulls you into his arms, promising he's never going to put you in a situation like that ever again
only for you to stare blankly at him
"i'm sorry, who are you?"
he thinks he would rather die and reincarnate again than live with the way you're looking at him
you're not even mad at getting hurt. you don't even remember that. you're just...looking at him like he's nothing more than a stranger because right now, that's what he is
i think his insecurities would be amped up to 100x after this, even if you did agree to come home with him and try to regain your memories
he's constantly praying that this is some messed up nightmare because he doesn't even know why you agreed to date him the first time around
so how is he supposed to make you fall for him again?
it's even worse because you are trying and you feel bad about it, but anytime he gets too close, he can see the way you flinch slightly
honestly he's going to start spiraling, like questioning whether he even deserves you or what he's doing wrong
is it because you don't know him? is he scaring you in some way? he would never hurt you, but that's all he's ever known. it was nice to live in this fantasy, but maybe all he was doing was delaying the inevitable
he starts to wonder if maybe he should just let you go now, while you don't remember anything. just thinking about it makes him want to claw his heart out but if it would keep you safe, he'd be willing to give you anything
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lazlolullaby · 5 months ago
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"Nurse" Terry AU
i mean a reboot of Terry Mcginnis being a home medical assistant for elder care.
Not the grimdark cop out twist, "lol Bruce was Crazy the whole time, the doctors were his rogues gallery" but. Mundane elder care for the man who fought too hard for this city to even consider he would live to old age. + Bonus medical support for the future Batfamily.
TL:Dr Terry as Alfred's successor. Caring of people that have made/continually make dangerous choices, dry wit, checkered past, willing to kill, etc. He just needs time to grow into it.
More details under the cut, accidentally evolved into a not fic:
Bruce already has a partial caretaker in Alfred, and he's not going to live forever, despite all of the fandom jokes otherwise.
I'm thinking Bruce is 70, so Dick and Barbara would be 50s, Jason and Cass 45, Tim, Duke, and Stephanie 40s, and Damian is 35. Titus was replaced with a few other service dogs before Ace.
Maybe it's like Batman Beyond where Bruce drove everyone away. Maybe the Golden Age of Heroes wound down, with his contemporaries either dying or leaving him alone to stand vigil.
Maybe it's not. When his kids are grown with their lives and vigilantes or not, they can't be there 24/7 for Bruce.
I prefer the Batfamily is around, just that they have their own lives. Someone is always in the Manor in the mornings, but when Vigilante things happen, someone has to be home to make sure Bruce doesn't go out as well.
Bruce, thanks to his vigilante history, has heart issues, bone and joint issues, canon Childhood PTSD compounding with complex Vigilante PTSD, and bad reactions to drugs and medications thanks to all of the Chemical Attacks.
Bruce is still good at his ADLs (Activities of Daily Life). Things like walking without assistance, eating, showering, putting on clothes, and going to the bathroom.
He's gotten denture implants and is doing physical therapy enough to walk with a cane. He can't open jars, but he can still zip and button.
He's retired but still runs the Cave. He's mostly fine, but sometimes the Bats see him struggle. Someone finds him at the bottom of the stairs, unable to get up and refusing to say when he fell. Dick puts his foot down when Bruce has a heart attack.
The batfamily makes up a rotation sheet, but it's not enough. Vigilante first aid is different from elderly medical aid. Not to mention the mental and emotional toll that it's taking, seeing their parent/leader disabled and crabby as hell.
(also. Untrained family members who care for Alzheimer's patients by themselves have a severe risk of cutting their life short due to stress. Use the insurance. Get help.)
So they get Bruce a fully trained nurse assistant to check in every other day for the midmorning and a first aid assistant for the night time. And they'll keep rotation at "vigilante time" 9-9. It's flexible, he doesn't need them all of the time.
So about Terry. Despite everything, it's still Gotham. His family was held up at gunpoint after a trip to the movies. The gun does go off.
But it's also a Gotham with several active vigilantes.
The response was quick enough that only Warren was hit, and the gun was knocked on the ground fast enough so Mary was physically fine. They get taken to the hospital. Mary might remember which vigilante. Terry might need to see pictures.
Warren's insurance plan with Wayne-Powers is pretty great, he's off on disability for a few months. And Mary is pregnant, so as she was progressing she can't lift or help with heavy things. Terry tries to help. He's getting well versed in getting snacks, waters, basic house chores done, but he's only 8. There's no grandparents or extended family to call.
So they apply for help. The insurance sends a home medical assistant to come around a few days a week. And Terry sees how much it helps. How much of a burden that it lifts, how everyone in the house can breathe a little easier. That sticks with him.
When the insurance runs out and they still need help, Mary calls the support card that the Vigilantes gave her. They get a second volunteer (maybe a cousin of his highschool group? Chelsea or Dana?) that also helps.
The worst is over, Warren is safely back to work + working from home to help out, Mary is fully recovered, and baby Matt is perfectly healthy.
And Terry is restless. Energy spent worrying about his family and taking care of them is churning in him. He's lost some time with his friends and is feeling isolated.
The cracks become apparent in the parents marriage, it gets tense at home.
The second volunteer comes around sometimes to babysit him and Matt while Mary and Warren are "working their relationship out". They tell him about the community center that sets people up with job training and temp healthcare jobs like this. Activities for the neighborhood kids after school.
Luckily and unluckily, that's where Terry gets recruited into the Red Hood gang.
Jason isn't really using kids for gang things. Well. Keeping them as look outs, making them deliver care packages to the homeless/protected witnesses, maybe ferrying a little naloxone here and there to his addiction rehab centers. They know what they're doing is illegal, but it also helps the community. Terry is pretty content with that most of the time. Most of the time.
And then Charlie had to get it in his head he's going "Big Time", riles Terry up, and make them go off plan.
Terry and Charlie get caught, they get booked in Juvenile hall. They don't say anything, don't reveal about Red Hood's movements. (Not that Jason would tell any kids anything like that.)
Terry got out, his parents officially split, he went with his Dad, his Mom took his younger brother. Now that he doesn’t have Matt, he can’t go back to his gang friends, his parents don’t trust him, people are hesitant to trust him, he’s getting frustrated again.
The Bats are also...more focused on the Gotham villainy side of things, not the company. Dick never got a business degree so he can't really do anything, not that he was interested, Jason is dead + his civilian alias is handling Crime Ally, Tim is burnt out of CEO duties and recovering in R&D, and Damian tried, but he was frustrated in following his father's footsteps, so that was stopped.
Derek Powers is still a thing but not all "glowy". Warren brought up the weapons file + discrepancy to Tim, so Terry's dad is safe (for now).
So Jason sees this kid who wants to help but just needs to be mentored and his act cleaned up. And Bruce, who's a little bit listless and needs a project that won't be too taxing.
So the Batfamily talks and throws them together.
BUT ALSO - fun storylines:
Derek Powers tries to kill Bruce through his medical assistants. He's a manipulator, also trying to get Terry for cheap, but Terry isn't biting. Terry checking the medicine before giving it to Bruce and finding it wasn't the usual. (Bruce knew, but he also wanted to make sure no one was slacking.) IDK if the day nurse/pharmacy tech got turned by Powers but Terry was planned to take the fall.
Bruce subtly training him in stealth tactics and strategy. The rest of the Batfamily getting in on it too.
Terry was able to clock that "Father Peterson", a pillar of the Crime Alley Community, was a civilian alias of Red Hood. (Peterson checked in on him in juvie. His foot stance is similar to Red Hood, the cadence when he's talking with his goons slips, their morals don't directly align but do intersect, people thought they were grudging allies, but if they're the same person it tracks.) Terry does further digging and connects the deceased Jason Todd-Wayne's old photos to Peterson, but realizes, "oh. There's reasons why he doesn't involve his rich family", and decides not to bring it up.
Maybe finding an actual CEO replacement for Wayne-Powers? Stephanie could pull a Cinderella rags to riches story. Or have the Fox family come back? Tam or Luke?
Terry following Bruce down to the Batcave a couple months in. "Sure. A nerd Collection." But not actually believing that it's the Batfamily base until he sees the collection of suits. When the family shows up after patrol he just shrugs, "you told me stick by him."
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sicariodechinchulines · 2 years ago
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#BottomDamianWayneWeek- Day 3- Size Difference
tw: submission, degrading
Damian looks so small and pretty that the first thing Jon wants to do after surviving a life threat, is to fuck him to unconsciousness. so does Damian, fascinated by the new size difference.
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bottomdamianwayne · 2 years ago
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Bottom Damian Wayne Week 2023 Prompt Voting
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thevoidstaredback · 8 months ago
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Week One
While Tim and Luke had been working on the guest list, Alfred and Kate set up the Ballroom, though they weren't decorating quite yet. That would be Selina and Cass's job. Though, as with everything in the Manor, Alfred expected the room to be set up perfectly. Along with the expectations of this prank going off perfectly, with room for improv should any unforeseen events take place, it's best to have everything ready starting as soon as they can.
There had to be storage somewhere in the house that only Alfred knew about because there's no way that the entire family of detectives missed what had to be a hundred round tables and triple the amount of chairs.
"This is an impressive amount of tables and chairs," Kate whistled lowly, "Where were you keeping these things?"
Alfred gave a small smile. "They're kept we're they've always been kept."
That answered no questions.
"Are you sure you're not hiding some kind of magic from everyone?" she wondered.
He didn't answer. "We'll start by setting up the tables along the edges of the room," he instructed, taking one of the circular tables from the rack and carrying to the nearest wall. He set it up quickly. "Leave six feet between the wall and the table. That way there is room enough to get behind whomever is sitting here without pushing against the wall."
Kate knew some of the people Tim was thinking of inviting. She knew for a fact that they'd take up as much space as they could. "Theoretically."
Alfred's eyes twinkled like he knew something about this that she didn't. He probably does. "Theoretically."
***
Steph and Damian are doing the seating and interference arrangements. Steph because she knows way more about gossip between pretty much all of the Justice League and the One Percent, and Damian because he was raised not only in propriety but also in espionage.
The way Alfred and Kate had set the room left the middle of the floor open for dance. At the head of the room, directly opposite the two sets of doors, was a stage that Alfred was keeping somewhere. The orchestra would be set up there with a podium for speeches.
Steph plopped the papers, pens, and tape she was holding onto the nearest table before sitting down. THe finished guest list sat on the top of the stack. "So, Baby Bat, how're we gonna go about this?"
Damian sat beside here, a chair between them, and took a pen and blank paper for himself. "Write down the name of each family, one per paper. Then, we'll decide who sits where based on relations to one another. The papers will act as a placement until Kyle and Cain come to decorate."
"Right," Steph picked up the other pen and paper for herself. "I'll take the bottom of the list, you take the top?"
"Very well."
It took no longer than seven minutes before each name on the list was on a seperate piece of paper, folded in half to stand on its own. Once that was done, the discussion was open.
"The One Percent will be offended if they don't get seated close to the stage." Damian opened.
"Yeah," Steph agreed, "But this ain't about them; it's about the Justice League."
"All of whom have been invited to bring their families under the pretense of random selection throughout the country. If we put them all at the front and together, then they'll know something is off."
"But the One Percent will be offended no matter where we put them!"
"Queen won't."
"Then the Queens take on of the front tables. Who takes the other?"
"The Kents?"
She shook her head. "That'll set a precedent of 'them or us'. Why don't we have the Wayne's take up the other front table?"
Damina denied the idea this time. "Favorability. We could take up both of the front tables, but that would be a moot point for interference and showing favor to whomever sits closest to us."
Steph threw her head back and sighed. "So, Queen gets a front table. We'll take the back two tables so that we can watch over everything."
"Impractical. We'll need to be at the front and back."
She groaned loudly. "Why can't this be easy?"
Damian scowled. "If it were easy, then this whole farce would be revealed in a moment. The more we focus on the details, the less likely it will be that the heroes will call us out."
"You really think they'd be stupid enough to try and call us out in a room full of people?"
"No, but they are not usually the best at keeping on the down low when they think they've figured something out."
"So what do we do about seats?"
Damian thought for a moment before making another nameplate for the Wayne Family. He left one on the table with Steph, in the back right corner of the room, and took the other to the uppermost table on the left side of the room. Then, he took the Queen Family nameplate and put it on the table in the top right by the stage.
Steph joined him at the Wayne table by the stage with her pen. "We'll have to specify who's sitting where exactly."
"Father will obviously have to be up front."
"It'll look bad if the others aren't here with him, so Bruce, Dick, Tim, Cass, you, and Duke will have to be up here."
"That leaves you, Kane, Gordon, Fox, Kyle, and Todd back by the doors." He hummed. "Will Gordon's father be joining us, or will he be helping security?"
She shrugged. "Beats me, ask Babs."
"We'll assume that Gordon's and Fox's fathers will be joining at the tables, so they'll have to sit back by the doors."
The two wandered back to their work station and wrote down their families names on the back of the placecard.
"I think we should stagger the placements," Steph suggested, "One Percent, than a Non-Oner, than a One Percenter, et cetera."
"That seems like a wise course of action. Who will be the most displease by that arrangement?"
"Luthor for sure," she laughed, "And probably most of the elites from everywhere that isn't Gotham."
He hummed again. "Then we should group them together by city instead of class, with Gothamites scattered about."
"That'll give a good way to hide security in here."
"Indeed."
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bluejaysandblackbats · 5 months ago
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Keepsafes
Fandom: Batman, DC Comics
Summary: AU where Martha and Thomas survive, and they adopt the batkids.
Chapters: 15/?
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Harvey Dent, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, David Cain, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake
Relationships: Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne/Alfred Pennyworth, BruHarvey, BruTalia
Additional Tags: Canon Divergent AU, Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Angst, Alfred Pennyworth Knows All, Bruce Wayne Only Has One Child, Bruce Wayne is Not An Only Child, Bi Bruce Wayne
Chapter Fifteen: My Best Friend
Bruce graduated early the following year and started attending Gotham University in the spring of what would’ve been his junior year in high school. He got a part-time job with Wayne Foundations as his mother’s personal assistant and helped out at Ted’s gym between sessions while Harvey immersed himself in honors classes, a part-time job in the Wayne Foundations’ cafe, and volunteer work for Thomas’ mayoral campaign. The boys shifted into their separate paths, only coming together at mealtime. And with the election and Martha’s spring gala around the corner, everyone worked through meals like their lives depended on it. 
Mornings were even worse. Everyone buzzed upstairs and downstairs and through the hallways, brushing past each other and giving short greetings. “Mom! I’ll be late for the gala next Saturday! I have a thing, but I’ll be there around nine-ish!” Bruce shouted from the bottom of the stairs as he put his jacket on. 
“Okay, lovey! Am I still gonna get my dance before midnight?” Martha replied as she ran down the stairs in her heels. “How do I look?” 
“Yes ma’am… And you’re a picture of loveliness as always, Mom,” Bruce whispered as he kissed her cheek, “I gotta go. I’m running late for class. I love you.” 
“I love you too, Bruce. Don’t drive too fast,” Martha waved as she watched Bruce speed past her out the door. 
Harvey stepped out of the kitchen with a bagel in one hand and a ginger ale in the other. “Mr. Wayne! I’ll pick up your blue suit and brown jacket from the cleaners after school! And remember that I’ll be at the clinic at noon with a few kids from school to interview you for the school paper! If you’re not available, I’ll—!” 
Thomas ran into Harvey and held his shoulders. “I carved out an hour and a half for you kids. I didn’t forget. Hey, you look kind of pale, Harv. Maybe you should skip your first class and—.” 
“Don’t have time, Mr. W., but I might stop by the clinic next week,” Harvey replied. Thomas stopped him and checked his lymph nodes. “Mr. Wayne, I’m fine. If I don’t go soon—.”
Thomas took a tiny flashlight out of his pocket and shined it in Harvey’s eyes. Harvey took Thomas’ wrist and winced. “Your pupils are uneven—.” 
“I’ve got a little migraine, Mr. Wayne. I’m fine, though. I gotta go,” Harvey replied before slipping past Thomas and heading for the garage. 
**
Bruce ran into Harvey on the way home from the gym, and he noticed Harvey was trying to obscure his face as he ran from the garage to the house. Bruce followed him. “Harvey!” Bruce shouted as he chased him to the living room and grabbed his arm. Blood gushed from Harvey’s nose through his hands, and Bruce gasped. “Harvey, jeez! I should get Dad—.”
“He’ll take me off the team—.” 
Bruce shook his head and took off his outer t-shirt to hold against Harvey’s face. “Dad!” Bruce shouted. “Dad would never. He might make you take a few days from school and a night or two off work—.”
“I can’t afford it,” Harvey whispered.
Bruce froze. “What do you mean?” Bruce asked. 
“I’ve applied for six scholarships, Bruce. I’m screwed if I don’t—.” 
“My parents will—.”
“I don’t want their help. Your parents have done way too much for me already. I want to prove to your mom and dad that I’m a self-made man… Or at least I could be,” Harvey replied. 
“But that’s crazy—.” 
“Bruce, if you get your parents involved in paying for my college, I’ll never forgive you,” Harvey whispered through his teeth. 
Bruce sighed. “Fine… But you’re killing yourself for no reason, Harv—.”
Thomas rushed toward Harvey and Bruce. “Harvey, what happened?” Thomas asked as he took Harvey to his downstairs office. 
**
Harvey slept through his first two periods at school, and he woke up to Bruce sitting at Harvey’s desk, typing a paper. “What are you doing?” Harvey asked. 
“Typing your essay that you wrote. Dad wants you to stay in bed and get some rest,” Bruce whispered, “So, I’m really just here to babysit you. My professor doesn’t mind. I told her I had a family emergency, and I turned in all my assignments for the week early anyway.” 
“Bruce, can I ask you something?” Harvey questioned.
“You can ask me anything,” Bruce answered without turning around. 
Harvey laid back down and quietly watched Bruce work. “You can have and do anything you want… Why do you work so hard? You’re a chronic overachiever but everything you could ever dream of is already in your hands,” Harvey replied. 
“You wanna know the truth? After my parents got shot in that alley, all I wanted was for my parents to be okay. I just wanted them to live… And everything else I’ve had outside of that doesn’t feel—. I don’t deserve any of it. Until I can help someone or save someone from something like that, my place in this world feels selfish. 
“My parents deserve to live, but I—. Do I?” Bruce asked. 
Harvey frowned. “You don’t think you’ve saved me?” Harvey asked. “If I hadn’t met you when I did, I would’ve lost my mind by now. No one’s like you, Bruce. You’re always looking out for me even when I don’t want you to. You’re the most unselfish person I know… And I think you’d be that way even if you weren’t rich. You’d still try to give people the shirt off your back if that was all you had. I don’t think you’re selfish at all.” 
“I feel that way. I can never repay the world for the circumstances that allowed my parents to survive,” Bruce whispered, “And I didn’t save you. You’re important to me… You make my life better. I need you more than you need me.”
“I don’t know how you could say that. I literally live in your house—.”
“I hate it when you’re not here. Even if I’m not home, I like knowing that you’ll be here when I get back. That when you go to sleep you’re no farther than the two doors between us,” Bruce replied. 
“How long have you been awake?” Harvey asked, noticing the emotionless tone of Bruce’s voice. 
Bruce turned to him. “I didn’t go to sleep last night. I wanted to make sure you were okay,” Bruce replied, “Dad said you’re overworked, and it caused your blood pressure to spike. So, I’ve been going through your to-do list… And I’m more than halfway done.”
“Bruce, I could’ve—.”
“You started most of these things yourself. Dad’s dry cleaning was in the car already, I mailed the letters in your car, picked up your stuff at the store, returned your library books, and took your uniform to the dry cleaners… Oh, and I got the blood out of your seat with Alfred’s help,” Bruce interrupted before turning back to the computer. 
“Thanks, Bruce,” Harvey whispered, “I’ve been a jerk to you these past few weeks. Why are you being so nice to me?”
“You’re my best friend,” Bruce answered matter-of-factly. And it hit Harvey’s heart. Bruce genuinely cared about him even when things weren’t going well between them, and it made Harvey fall deeper in love with him. He let out an anguished sigh as he pulled the blankets over his face. “Said something, Harv?”
“Nope,” Harvey mumbled as he hid his rosy-cheeked expression.
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gauzemer · 4 months ago
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I'll Eat You Up (I Love You So)
Chapter 1: Feel Better
Summary: Ra's al Ghul's body is found under extremely fuckin' weird circumstances. Jason is normal about it. 2197 words.
Somewhere deep and forgotten in the reaches of the Swiss Alps, the snarling Head of the Demon, the dreaded Ra’s al Ghul, is writing a letter.
It is not the first letter he has written tonight, but he is fast approaching the end of the matter, and he knows with certainty that this letter will be the last. It will join the stack of fine stationery he has created on his desk, and it will be found in the morning, after the alarms have sounded, after his security detail has searched the compound, after he has disappeared in earnest. It is all arranged. The letters are the last piece of the jigsaw image, and they fit neatly into the hole that Ra’s perpetual life will leave.
Talia is prepared for her role as the grieving heir apparent, but even so, hers is the letter at the bottom of the stack, the ink now fully dried. There is a letter to young Damian Wayne, so that he will understand when he is older, when the time comes. There is a letter to the boy’s father, Bruce, who Ra’s was never able to sway– he does not trouble himself to attempt the feat now. The time for it is long since past, the letter likewise already finely sealed. Ra’s could not take the sentiment back now if he tried.
Besides, he does not need understanding from the Wayne family. Not anymore.
Ra’s slips his fine pen back into its inkwell and studies what he has written upon this final and most crucial letter even as he prepares the wax for its seal. There is much he wishes to say, but there are eyes upon him, both in this compound and in this delicate world. This will have to do.
He does not doubt his decision. He has not always been a good man, he knows, both by way of being more and less than good and likewise more and less than a man, but in this, at least, he has done right. He nods to himself, and then he pours the wax, closes the letter, and stamps the envelope simply with his signet ring as it cools. 
There. He places it gingerly upon the pile with the other letters. The work of six hundred years, finally done.
Ra’s taps the letters together and gets up from his fine desk chair. Yes. The work is done– and now, there is only one task remaining. For a moment, he stands in silence and watches the wild snow whirl past the window, blanketing the compound in pure droves. He does not breathe. He does not blink. After six hundred years on the fine and leveled face of this world, he is at last able to think of nothing at all.
And then, as he leaves the room, one final thought presents itself: that it is a good night to drown.
Under the heavy, foreboding clouds of Gotham, a tinny bass guitar rumbles and crashes out of a phone speaker in a shitty apartment, and the room’s sole occupant sings along  to the best of his ability as the introduction ends: “I don’t wanna feel better /”
This is, of course, Jason Todd, dressed in his boxer shorts and doing his best to make a smoothie out of whatever the hell he’s found in his freezer. Most of the food he’s pulling out is in plastic bags, and it’s all too covered in ice to really discern the shape of, so it’s a very slow process, and it’s not going well. He’s currently trying to tell if this latest item is cooked chicken or pieces of banana.
Shit. Oh, god, he really can’t tell, but he’s got a fifty-fifty shot, right?
“No one’s ever gonna love me like that again / I don’t wanna get over it / I wanna sit with you–”
“Hang on,” Jason mutters to himself, pausing the music so he can consider the contents of this bag more seriously. Whatever it is, it’s been cut into little discs, which implies that it’s a banana, but it could also be some of Alfred’s really fancy chicken that he stole a few weeks ago. Jason frowns.
He still empties the bag into the blender.
He’s examining what’s probably a bag of strawberries when his phone pings with Dick’s ringtone. He doesn’t check it at first, not until it pings again, and then with Tim’s ringtone, and then with Bruce’s, all in quick succession– the family group chat is raucous with recent activity when he finally abandons his smoothie to look.
DGrayson: I have news
DGrayson: Starting a video call I need everyone to be so extremely cool right now
RDrake: I’m cool I’m cool what’s up
BWayne: Ra’s al Ghul is dead.
What the fuck? Jason stares at the screen for a long time waiting for someone to tell him fucking anything else, but no one does. He opens Dick’s video call.
Tim is, predictably, already losing his shit, and has, predictably, angled his phone camera so that everyone can see up his nose. Jason steps in halfway through him freaking out. “–fucking way. There’s no way, this has to be a– a trick or something, there’s–”
He turns off his microphone and lets Tim finish his thought as he closes up the blender and presses the button to start it. “Like, have we gotten the autopsy report? Do we know anything except where he was found?”
Bruce and Dick seem to be coming in from different rooms of the house, with Bruce in front of his display in the cave, and Dick coming in from… his old room, maybe? He’s clearly using his laptop, because his microphone is shit. “Tim, can you cool it?”
“I’m cool! I’m so cool!” 
Jason’s smoothie is about as smoothie-d as it’s going to get, so he turns off the blender and activates his microphone. “What happened?” he cuts in, because he’s clearly the only one who’s capable of taking this seriously right now, nevermind that he’s in his boxers. He puts his phone down on the counter and angles it so everyone can only see his top half, anyway. “S’this a power play? Is there someone new we need to be worried about?”
Bruce’s face might be carved in stone, but he’s wearing a very strange expression, and he doesn’t answer for a minute. In his absence, Dick takes point. “It looks,” he says carefully, “like it was a suicide.”
That shuts Tim up, but Jason only squints. Hm. “You guys aren’t convinced, though.”
Bruce’s expression gets weirder. He still doesn’t say anything, though, so Dick continues, his voice still oddly careful. “His security detail found him floating dead in a Pit yesterday morning.”
Oh, yeah. That’s why they’re being weird– mystery solved. Jason starts looking for a clean cup to pour his smoothie into. “Isn’t that kind of like blowing your brains out with a hairdryer?”
Over the camera, Bruce’s neutral expression splits into confusion. “Excuse me?”
“Because you’d, like, put it to your head, but it’s a hairdryer, so you’d…” He stops just shy of demonstrating. “It doesn’t work, is what I’m saying.”
Everyone is staring. “What?”
“Jason,” Bruce says levelly, “can you please put some clothes on?”
Jason grumbles, but that’s a pretty fair request, all things considered, so he turns off his camera and goes to find some pants. He can hear Tim through the phone, still trying to puzzle everything out. “Do you think maybe someone, like, hurt him and he tried to get the Pit to bring him back?”
“The official autopsy found water in his lungs,” Bruce tells him as Jason opens the door to his bedroom. Paper rustles over the phone. “Quite a bit of water, actually, but I’ve checked the report. All the evidence points to death by drowning.”
“Which shouldn’t be possible,” Dick clarifies. “Right?”
“It shouldn’t be possible,” Bruce echoes pensively. “It shouldn’t be possible at all.”
Jason picks up a pair of worn jeans from the floor and starts to put them on. There’s a spattering of blood around the hem of the left leg, but that’ll probably come out with some bleach. It’s fine. He’s able to take advantage of a quick lull in the conversation. “Why do we think it was a suicide, anyway?”
“Because he left notes.”
Shit, that’s pretty convincing. Jason makes his way back to the kitchen. “Which I assume we know because we got one?”
“Yes, I got one.” Paper rustles again, and Jason checks his screen just in time to see Bruce hold up a wax-sealed envelope. “So did you.”
Jason turns his camera back on so they can have this conversation face to face– or, at least, as face-to-face as the phone will allow. “We weren’t penpals or anything,” he preempts, but Bruce’s face only grows stonier. Jason rolls his eyes, but he thinks back, considering. “If you’ll recall, Bruce, we’re not exactly on speaking– wow, I haven’t talked to him in years.”
Ra’s is– was, apparently– a weird guy. Impeccably put together (and maybe responsible for Jason’s post-resurrection bisexual identity crisis), but also six hundred years old and obsessed with wiping out most of the planet, so, yeah, pretty weird. Their relationship, or whatever it was, could probably best be defined as ‘cordial,’ like a father towards his daughter’s boyfriend, except the daughter in question was an ancient, toxic fountain of youth. Pretty standard stuff.
Scratch that, actually. That makes it sound like Jason was sleeping with the Lazarus Pit. Gross. Reiterated: for several reasons, gross.
Jason opens the cabinet, wrinkling his nose a little at the thought, and pours his smoothie into a cup that’s mostly clean, just a little dusty. It’s weird thinking that Ra’s is gone, especially in light of the circumstances. “Isn’t he pretty notoriously hard to kill?”
Dick pipes up before Bruce can speak. “There’s still a lot we don’t know–”
“There is,” Bruce agrees, “which is why I’d appreciate it if everyone could make their way over so we can discuss this.”
Tim immediately raises a hand. “Can I be excused if I’m on patrol?”
“Tim–”
Jason sips his smoothie. Fuck yeah. No chicken. “Yeah, I’m actually hosting my book club today, so…”
Dick hides a grin, and Bruce doesn’t roll his eyes, but he very clearly wants to. Double nice. “If you won’t be here, I reserve the right to open your mail.”
Checkmate. Damnit. He scowls, and hangs up before anyone can stop him. “What are we, Communists?” he says aloud to himself as he opens his messages.
Dick is already typing.
DGrayson: JFC drama queen are you coming over or not
JTodd: yeah obviously
DGrayson: oh cool nice
DGrayson: so are you ok?
JTodd: yeah why wouldnt I be
A pause. Jason finishes his smoothie. Look at him go, getting his daily servings of fruits. He’s crushing this.
DGrayson: do you want that alphabetically or chronologically?
JTodd: very funny
JTodd: yeah im so ok im the oldest guy i know
JTodd: *okest
DGrayson: you’re just historically weird abt hole stuff
JTodd: .
JTodd: Dicky do u want to rephrase that rq before I screenshot it
DGrayson: don’t you dare
Jason takes a screenshot.
DGrayson: youre the one who fucking named it the bad decision hole
DGrayson: do not pin that shit on me
JTodd: too late
He immediately sends it to the family group chat.
DGrayson: how could you do this to me
JTodd: easily lmao
JTodd: yeah fr I’m fine tho
JTodd: fuckin weird as hell that he drowned I didnt know you could do that
DGrayson: weird as hell indeed
DGrayson: do you want to see the autopsy report when you come over?
JTodd: are there photos
DGrayson: yeah
JTodd: are they gross
DGrayson: yeah he’s all pruney and junk
JTodd: fuckin bet
JTodd: yeah I’ll be there in like 20
Jason tosses the empty cup into the sink, grabs his earbuds off the counter, and makes his way out to his motorcycle. He’s so fine. The Lazarus Pit is like an old ex, one that he didn’t even sleep with– which is to say he doesn’t think about it. He doesn’t. It’s fucking nothing to him. He puts his earbuds in and presses play on his music, and lets the distorted bass guitar snarl like a junkyard dog as Penelope Scott’s singing-speaking voice drowns out anything he’s definitely still not thinking about. For the first time in days, his mind is stillwater placid as he mouths along. “I don’t wanna feel better / I’d do anything to miss you again / I don’t wanna get over it /”
He does not think about Ra’s al Ghul, or, indeed, about his Lazarus Pit as he turns the engine and starts at a breakneck speed towards Wayne manor. There’s just the silence of the wind and the rabid bass guitar. “I wanna get under it instead /”
Jason Todd thinks of nothing at all until one final thought presents itself: that Dick is absolutely going to kill him for not wearing his helmet.
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spencer-todd · 5 months ago
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Keeping up with the Waynes
(Text string between Dick Grayson and Spencer Todd, courtesy of Tim Drake)
Dick: SPENCER
Spencer: WHAT
Dick: YOU'RE DEAD??!!
Spencer: I was. I'm in the process of re-aliving.
Dick: I honestly don't know why am I surprised. Jason's died, Bruce's died, I died, you died, who's next, Batcow?
*... (typing)*
Dick: I'm just joking, Batcow is under Damian's protection, it's impossible to kill her.
Spencer: That's true. BUT, at least MY death wasn't because of a villain. It was ENTIRELY and COMPLETELY my own fault. *said with extreme pride in my own stupidity*
Dick: Alright, let's go to therapy. Do ghosts count for admission, or is it free...?
Spencer: OOH let's not. I don't know how to explain to a therapist that my body is at the bottom of the Arctic ocean.
*...*
Spencer: If it is still in fact in one piece.
Dick: ... WHAT DID YOU DO???
Spencer: I went swimming in the Arctic ocean because I wanted to see if the water was actually as cold as people say and also if my anti-cold spell worked and it was and it didn't. But then I got skewered by a narwhal and that's what actually killed me.
*...*
Spencer: ...please don't be mad
Dick: I am disappointed. Can you feel my disappointment? Why- why would you do that, Spence, you're my sister!!
Spencer: I really don't have a good explanation for that but if you give me 30 seconds to think up a lie...
*...*
Spencer: And yes, I feel your disappointment.
Dick: Oh my god
Spencer: I'm confused do I get the 30 seconds?
Dick: Let's see how good you can lie
Spencer: GREAT! So basically I was on the Waverider and there was a distress call from those super famous arctic explorers back in the early early 1900s. So, obviously, we go to help, right? Well, the plan was to rescue them from an unusually horrible blizzard, and then get them back on track and wipe their memories, but, as per usual, the plan went haywire and I saw the leader slide off of the edge of one of the icebergs and into the freezing water. I, heroically, jumped in after him, and was able to get him pulled back to the safety of the surface, but,, alas! They and my team were unable to help me and watched me be speared mercilessly through the heart by an evil narwhal, and watched in horror and my body sank below the icy surface of the water.
Dick: ... I'm not reading all that shit.
Spencer: YOU TOLD ME TO SHOW YOU HOW WELL I CAN LIE AND I DID AND NOW YOU WONT EVEN READ MY UTTER AND COMPLETE BULLSHIT??!!!! AUGHHH THE PAINNNNN! THE PAINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick: I was kidding. That was absolutely amazing. May as well just fool me.
Spencer: Yay! You're my favorite again. Did it fool you? Did it?
Dick: I thought the truth was the lie 💀💀
Spencer: Oh, no. The truth is that I wanted to test my cold water spells and jumped onto the narwhal's tooth by accident. Completely my fault. Nobody was there and I'll be damned if I get caught doing my job.
Dick: Oh my gods...
Spencer: I am god's personal problem, yes.
Dick: Unfortunately so.
Spencer: I sense disappointment? Why? I am an AWESOME sister and a PLEASURE to have in the family?
Dick: Yep. Totally.
Spencer: I AM. I brought you those jelly doughnuts, remember?
Dick: I JUST SAID YOU ARE.
Spencer: I KNOW! I'm just making sure you forgot about the tentacles in them, that's all.
Dick: What... Oh. Yep, you're my second favorite sister.
Spencer: WHAT
Spencer: IT WAS A MISFIRED SPELL
Spencer: IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO
Spencer: FORGIVE ME ALREADY
Dick: 4 YEARS MY ASS IT WAS LAST WEEK
Spencer: WAS NOT
Dick: LIAR
Spencer: TRUE BUT NOT HERE! IT WAS NOT LAST WEEK
*...*
Spencer: ...It may have been yesterday
Dick: SPENCE!!!
Spencer: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SCARED OF OCTOPI
Dick: I AM BECAUSE OF YOU
Spencer: I AM YOUR LITTLE SISTER IT IS MY JOB AND BIRTHRIGHT
Dick: ... This escalated too quickly. But okay. FUCK YOU.
Spencer: ...well damn I love you too
Dick: When did you start lying
Spencer: Remember when the lawn got set on fire and I told Alfred and Dad it was you?
Dick: THAT WAS YOU
*Spencer has left the chat*
Dick: SPENCER
(This episode was heavily based on a conversation between @grayson-on-the-chandelier and I)
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