#Boo! Eyeliner!

[theeepiestfroggo]

Me, walking to school in a fun outfit: :)

A group of boys dressed in hoodies and pajama pants, yelling from across the parking lot or their car as they drive past: oh HELL nah. What tf is that. U bitch. U smell like piss (like they can smell me from over there)

Me, knowing how much power I have over their bitchasses: >:3

[dearsvdghostt]

Sparkly case.

[wormfood2001]

hello >_<

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🎂CAN'T HAVE WES BORLAND BIRTHDAY WITHOUT CAKE🎂

I've never wanted to be a cake so bad in my life

[thisaccountisagainstmywill]

BG3 Characters Safest Driver Headcanons

I've been thinking about that poll from months ago way too much, so I've pulled this from my drafts. In this essay, I will explain why Boo is the best driver. Astarion: Terrible. Absolutely terrible driver. He is doing his makeup with the visor down, looking at the mirror more than the road. Suspend your disbelief, he's driving in this universe. He can use mirrors. ♥ You have to grab the steering wheel, regularly. Without warning, the man twists around to find his purse in the back seat because he wants a different eyeliner than what he grabbed. You are on aux duty. He hates everything you've picked. 2/10, he lawyered his way into that license Gale: You would think he would be safe, but then you remember that Gale didn't pay attention in boring classes. And how hard could driving really be?? The man knows how to drive perfectly textbook. He also thinks he knows how to do it better than everyone else. He does not adapt well to poor drivers. The roads are full of poor drivers. He is yeling "Zipper!" at the merging traffic. You spend five minutes in the parking lot so he can find just the right song for the trip.

6/10, you will probably not die Halsin: The man drives slow, I'm sorry. He's fuel efficient as you can get with the windows down. He pulls over and stops traffic for ducks crossing the road, no matter what the current road conditions are. He stops to show you the new tree the neighbor got. He is a Yellowstone Park tourist. He wants to show you the world, one traffic-stopping mid-road parking job at a time. There is no music, we are listening to nature today. 4/10, you will be rear-ended with him and not the way most people want Jaheira: I stand by what I said last time: Jaheira reminds me of so many older women I know. She drives like she wants someone to start shit with her. She's so conditioned by having 5 kids fighting in the backseat at all times that every time she's behind the wheel she's having Vietnam-level flashbacks. Her blood is pumping in her ears. There is no road, there is only the red of her vision. She won't start the road rage incident directly, but by god, she will end it. (You tried to ask about music, but the look she gave you when asked killed the question.) 5/10, you make it to your destination intact. But at what cost? Your pants are a different color at the end of the trip than they were at the beginning. Karlach: Karlach is talking with her hands while she drives. She's fiddling with the radio constantly. You've blown four red lights. Three of them were the same red light because she took a wrong turn. She will not use GPS, she's got the vibe of where she's going. She was trying to show you something on her phone at the same time. It cannot wait. It was so good you have to see it right now. The tunes are so loud she hasn't heard the sirens behind her. 4/10, the tunes almost make up for it Lae'zel: You are helping her check her mirror distance before you get in the car. You are buckled in before the car even starts. You are not allowed to touch the light in the car if it is dark out. She was taught that it's illegal to have on at night and she takes that shit seriously. You are on blindspot-watching duty at all times. You're not allowed to have music on the in car, it is a distraction. 7/10, we are efficient, but we are miserable Minsc: Minsc cannot drive. Minsc was meant to drive today, but Minsc got into the wrong seat. We are all relieved. Jaheira trained him wrong on purpose and will kill you if you correct him. 0/10, don't even try. He will survive the accident, you will not. Minthara: Minthara, light of my life. She is gremlin cackling and riding bumpers the whole time. People are pulling off constantly to get away from her. You are white-knuckling in the passenger seat and are too afraid to let go of the bitch-bar. You pray her airbags are up to date because your life has not stopped flashing before your eyes since you got onto the road. We are exclusively listening to The Flight of the Valkyries. 7/10, it is shockingly efficient when no one else is on the road anymore

Shadowheart: I have been in many a 'Shadowhearts' car. The car is more of a problem than she is. She drives the type of car that makes people go, "You live like this?" She drives a manual. She was not trained to drive a manual. Almost every single dash light is on, the ones that aren't had their bulbs die out years ago. We don't know how old that trash is, but it lives here now. She has one of those cassette players that has to hook into your phone to come out the speakers. Good luck finding the right adaptor in the mess. 4/10, girl get your shit together Wyll: Wyll is the best driver, hands down...when he is alone. Like all things in his life, his greatest flaw is being too polite. He turns his whole fucking head to look at you when you talk because that is the polite thing to do. The road is secondary to how important your conversation and companionship are to him. And you can't not talk him! He's asking you genuine questions about your day because he's interested. You get to listen to whatever you want and he's totally down for it even if it's not normally his thing. He'll find something he likes about it. Alone: 100/10, he somehow makes everyone better drivers by just being on the road With you: 5/10, Wyll, please, look at the road. ;_;

Boo: My eyes are closed. It's better this way. We made it there in record time. I don't know how it happened. I don't need to know how it happened. ?/10, it's best if you don't think about it

[merlucide]

Eyeliner with Shidou <3

Notes: IM ACTUALLY PROUD OF THIS?? I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING GOOD???

Words: 723

warnings: cursing, suggestiveness, shidou

In the walls of Ryusei’s bathroom, you were perched on the edge of the counter, watching your boyfriend struggle with his eyeliner. He’s wiped it off about 3 times now, normally he can get it in one quick swipe. His usual confidence seemed to falter with each failed attempt, his frustration growing.

"Fuck!’ He yelled, his hands uncharacteristically shaky as he tried once more to get the perfect line. His gaze met yours in the mirror as you try not to burst out laughing. Who would’ve thought that Ryusei couldn’t do his own eyeliner? 

"need help?" you offered, your voice laced with amusement. Ryusei slitted his eyes and held up the liner to try again. You scoffed at his actions and watched he failed again. 

After two more attempts, Shidou finally gave up, waddled over and stepped between your legs.

A smirk playing on his lips, his usual boldness returning. "Can't resist getting your hands on me, huh babe?" he teased, locking eyes with you, a challenge in his gaze. You couldn't help but laugh, shaking your head at his antics. "Keep dreaming you roach" you shot back, a smile adorning your lips.

As you leaned in closer, positioning the tip of the eyeliner at the corner of his eye. His smirk grew wider as you wrapped your legs around his waist, securing him in place. His hands travel down to your lower back. "Steady now." you whispered, your focus unwavering as you traced the eyeliner underneath his eye, perfectly recreating his daily look. 

Ryusei's response was a low chuckle, his fuchsia eyes staring into yours. "Y’know baby, I could get used to this.~" he said, his voice a soft rumble. "You dolling me up, I mean." You rolled your eyes, hoping he wouldn’t realize the effect his words have on you. You focused on his other eye, dragging the liner. "Don't get too comfortable, this is a one time thing." you replied, though the playful tone of your voice suggested otherwise. 

Once done, you pulled back to inspect your work, very satisfied at your perfect execution. Ryusei turned his gaze to the mirror, a grin spreading across his face as he saw the result.

"Damn, boo,! you've got skills!" he praised, giving you a quick deep kiss. As you capped the eyeliner, Ryusei leaned back to inspect your work in the mirror, a satisfied smirk playing on his lips. 

"I look good enough to pull Sae, don't cha think?" he said, the playfulness in his voice designed to nudge at your patience. You rolled your eyes, smirking, unable to resist the bait he dangled. "Maybe,- Sae has a brother right? Rin? Oh, he doesn’t wear eyeliner cause y’know, he just has that natural charm." You quipped, a cat-like grin stretched across your lips.

Ryusei's playful demeanor faltered for a split second, a hint of competitiveness peeking through when you mentioned Rin.

But rather than the expected retort, his comeback caught you off guard.

"Rin, huh?" he mused, a sly grin replacing any feigned hurt. "Well, let him keep his charm. I've got something better." Before you could ask what that 'something better' was, Ryusei's arms wrapped around you, lifting you effortlessly. You squealed at the sudden movement, his strength and speed never ceasing to amaze.

 He carried you to the bed, your laughter echoing off the walls, a perfect melody to his ears. With a soft hard toss, you found yourself lying on his bed, the air knocked slightly out of you, only for Ryusei to immediately follow, collapsing on top of you, officially having the air knocked out of you.

His face hovered inches from yours, his breath mingling with your own.

"And what's that?" you finally managed to say. Ryusei's eyes peered down at your waiting ones. "You~" he whispered. You smiled, how cheesy could he possibly get? The playful yet sincere tone of his voice couldn’t help but tug at your heartstrings."You're my secret weapon! Rin can keep his charm. Cause I've got something sooooo much better." He finished, pressing a quick kiss to your lips.

The room fell into a comfortable silence, filled only with your intertwined breaths and the soft sound of you running your fingers through his hair.

 It was okay if he messed up his eyeliner, if it meant you’d do it for him. 

WAS IT GOOD OR AM I PROUD OF DOGSHIT??

made April 5th 2024

[ladybirdvariant]

Mean Girls 2024 was MADE for Gen Z like when Damien pulled out the matching Beanie Boo Janis had with Regina and me and my friends audibly gasped

Like Janis's graphic eyeliner and little pearls stuck to her eyelids and cute crochet sweater TELL ME THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DIDNT BREAK INTO MY HOME AND COPY MY QUEER ART FREAK OUTFITS

And like idk why but I actually feel like the costumes were representative of teenagers nowadays?? Like sorry I love the og movie but no sixteen year old is going round school with their Louis Vuitton purse, let's be so fr the majority of 'popular' students rn are buying crop tops off of Shein

I feel like Gen Z is never quite represented well in movies but I was talking to the people I watched it with and this movie including a montage in which Highschoolers crawled around the floor like animals actually felt so real for some reason???

[hanbinics]

✧.* BINNIE'S BOO FEST | DAY 04.

HALLOWEEN '24 [based off these prompts]

⟶ warnings: 18+ MDNI. smut, oral (m receiving).

“woah.”

you ignore your boyfriend’s release of surprised air as your hands push against his chest, effectively pressing his back against the bathroom wall. despite his shock, his hands immediately find their way to the curve of your ass when you begin to press sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to his neck. your pleated, distressed denim skirt barely covers your panties, causing a soft groan to leave his mouth when he grabs a generous handful of the flesh exposed to him there.

“don’t know what i was thinkin’ lettin’ you walk out of the house like this,” he breathes out a short huff, though his head tilts to the side to allow you more room to work a purple bruise into his sensitive skin.

when you’re satisfied with the mark you’ve left, you soothe over it with your tongue, smirking softly. “said you liked it earlier,” you remind him, already leaning back in to press a few kisses to his exposed collarbone, your hands slowly beginning to make their way down his torso and towards his jeans where he’s pressing so hotly against your inner thigh.

matt snorts, but it’s a little strained when your fingers brush against his bulge. “yeah, was clearly lookin’ at your ass when i said that—wasn’t thinkin’ about everyone else seeing it too.” he delivers his response with a quick slap to your skin, the action causing you to yelp in delight just before you’re pulling away from his abused neck.

he’s been driving you crazy all night. you’d been the one to pick out your halloween costumes, having this vision in mind that you thought was cute as soon as you saw it on your phone. but seeing that vision come to life had been entirely different when you saw your boyfriend step out in his costume for the first time—distressed jeans and a sleeveless tank top, tattoos on full display as he donned black eyeliner smudged beneath his eyes, dark hair tousled and sticking up here and there. it was a fucking miracle you didn’t jump him right then and there, that you made it to the party at all.

you sink to your knees, ignoring the gentle pain of your skin pressing against the cold, marbled floor. you’re too focused on undoing matt’s jeans, your movements a little sloppy and hurried as you work to undo his belt. out of nowhere, however, his hand comes down to grip your wrist, and you look up to find him frowning down at you.

“hey, be careful, yeah?” he chastises, prompting you to look up at him with a confused gleam in your eye. you watch as his frown slowly shifts into an amused smirk. “this costume won us first place,” he reminds you, referring to the stupid costume contest that had taken place at your friends’ party still going on just outside the bathroom.

you shoot him a flat look. “do you want your dick sucked or not?” you ask him, raising an eyebrow and glancing towards his hand still wrapped around your wrist.

immediately, he lets go. “yeah—sorry.” but he grins down at you, and you hate the fact that it only makes you want him in your mouth that much more.

there’s nothing careful about the way you remove the rest of his clothes standing in your way, the way you fish him out of his dark boxers. the contact of your palm against his half-hard cock causes him to suck in a sharp breath, a small smirk quirking the corners of your mouth upwards.

matt watches with sharp focus as you stroke him a few times, your fingers squeezing his shaft gently. he notices the little gleam in your eyes as you lean forward to press a kiss to the tip of his cock, his own gaze widening the slightest bit; you look fucking excited to be blowing him, and the thought has him fully hard for you in what feels like seconds.

the brunette grits his teeth the second you take him into your warm, wet mouth, his thighs tensing under your palm resting against him. “fuck, i—no teasin’, baby, ‘kay?” he warns you shakily, but the unsaid truth lingers just beyond his words: he’s not lasting long tonight.

the realization sends a pang straight to your core, and you moan softly around him, the vibration causing your boyfriend to groan as he brings one hand up to tangle in your hair, his grip firm on the soft strands. it spurs you on, your movements quickening in pace, his blue eyes glued to the way his shaft disappears in and out of your slick mouth. your fingers slide up from his thigh, slipping beneath his shirt where his stomach caves in under your digits when the tip of his cock presses against the back of your throat where you hold him there for a few long seconds that feels like years for him.

“holy fuck, princess, y’gonna make me—gonna fuckin’ cum,” matt chokes out from above you, his fingers tightening around your hair so hard that it creates a delicious pain at the base of your head.

his warning only causes you to suction harder around him, your cheeks hollowing out as you work your boyfriend to his high. he wants to watch you, loves admiring how pretty you look with his cock in your mouth, but as he feels his body tensing up and his hips shifting forward erratically, he can’t help the way his head falls back against the wall behind him, a string of curses followed by your name leaving his mouth as he holds you in place while painting your throat with his cum.

when he’s sure he’s finished, his hips having stopped bucking gently into your face, matt finally looks down at you. you’re just beginning to slide your slick lips from his spent cock, his fingers unwinding from your hair and soothing over your scalp instead as a silent apology for pulling so hard. he quietly takes in your red-rimmed eyes, a few tear stains decorating your cheeks from him abusing your throat; you look fucking beautiful.

“holy shit,” matt finally breathes out, a short chuckle following his words. he brings his hand down to brush his thumb over your cheek, but soon shifts it down towards the corner of your mouth where he catches a bit of his release dribbling out there before easing it back between your lips and onto your tongue.

“good girl—don’t wanna waste nothin’,” he praises you quietly, in awe of the way you swirl your tongue around his digit, gently cleaning him up. he smirks down at you when you’re done, licking over his lower lip.

“get off the floor, baby, we’re goin’ home,” he informs you, watching in satisfaction as you begin to do just that. “’m gonna take care of the fact that you let everyone at this fuckin’ party see your pretty little ass all night.”

©hanbinics

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[johnnie-guilberts-eyeliner]

Pls I love this idea sm thank you anon!

[I probably won't be answering asks in order, I'll most likely just do them as the ideas come to me, but I'll try to get them all done!]

Johnnie X Fem!reader (she/her pronouns used) (and jake and tara are still dating here!)

Context you and johnnie have been dating a little over two years. You live w him and Jake webber.

Today you wake up in your shared bed with johnnie, him still sleeping. You turn over and watch him sleep peacefully, not trying to be creepy. He's just genuinely so beautiful in his sleep and he looks so peaceful. You tuck a strand of his hair behind his pierced up ear and kiss him. This wakes him and he kisses back sweetly and passionately. "Good morning sweetheart" you greet him as he groggily tells you "good morning y/n" before smiling at you and kissing you again. Just then your closest friend in LA, tara yummy (also a fellow youtuber) Burst through the door yelling "ITS NEW YEARS EVE BITCHES, WERE GOING TO A PARTY AND YOU WHORES NEED TO GET READY" she laugh yells at johnnie and you before blowing yall a kiss and leaving the room to get yourself ready. Leaving you and johnnie to laugh for a moment before getting up and starting to get ready. You decide on matching outfits. Johnnie is wearing a white dress shirt, his pinned black leather jacket, black pants with white designs, leather boots and chain for his pants and his normal black eyeliner and eyeshadow. You are wearing a cropped white band shirt, with a short black leather skirt w a chain, fishnets, heeled leather boots, and a black leather jacket with studs and spikes on it. You both have your normal rings and other jewelry on. You straightened your hair and curled a couple pieces before doing your normal makeup/eyeliner with glitter. You snap a picture of your matching new years outfits and post it to your Instagram story. You both walk out of your shared room to find jake and tara ready to go and sitting on the couch. "OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS LOOK SO GOOD AAAH IM OBSESSED" tara squeals as she snaps a picture of you two sends it to you. You laugh before telling her "thank you boo, you look mighty fine today as well i should add" you look at tara as she does a little spin and laughs. Jake watched the interaction and says to johnnie "what's the point of having girlfriends if they just flirt w each other" they both laugh before starting to walk out the door. The girls following suite. Jake's driving, Tara's in the passenger seat with you behind her and johnnie behind jake. "So who's hosting the party this year" you ask jake as he drives. "Sam and colbys this year, since we went to kian and jcs last year" jake says keeping his eyes on the road, then hooking his phone up to the aux and playing a random playlist.

*timeskip a while later*

Everyone is enjoying themselves at the party drinking, smoking, vaping and generally just vibing. Johnnie is by your side the whole night with his fingers intertwined into your fishnets and a drink in the other hand. You and johnnie get many comments and compliments on your matching outfits which makes your heart flutter.

*another timeskip*

Your now sitting on the couch with johnnie next to you. Your leg swung over his, one of his hands on your thigh and the other holding his jack and coke. You take your hand and pull his face to meet yours, pecking his lips. He responded by pecking yours again. Just then you get a text message notification from tara and it's a picture of you and johnnie, literally 2 second ago, kissing. You look up from where you are and see her smiling directly at you two before flashing a thumbs up and continuing doing what she was doing.

As midnight approaches you and johnnie observe everyone getting drunker and drunker, like jake and Kian are currently fighting over a cupcake. Couldn't explain how or why that's happening but it is. You watch the time and see that it's 5 minutes away from midnight. Everyone gathers in the living room with their drinks and/or smoking / vaping device and start counting down. By this Point you and johnnie are now stood up, side by side, hand in hand in the crowd of people.

"5..." they start counting down

"4..." as each second goes by johnnie inches closer to you, his drank sat down somewhere he'll probably forget.

"3..." his arms creep up your thighs to sit comfortably on your waist and he holds eye contact with you

"2...." his gaze is so intense as you snake your hand to hold his face and the other to lay comfortably on his shoulder

"1..." you kiss each other with such passion and love as the countdown ends and all the drunk and high people are cheering and throwing confetti and glitter everywhere. You and johnnie stay kissing for a while longer than you intended. Allowing tara to snap yet other picture of you two, sending it to you again.

After the countdown, people almost immediately start leaving and piling into their cars and ubers. You took Jake's keys hours ago because he's way to drunk to drive and so is tara. Johnnie helps lead the drunk jake out the door and to the backseat of his car, a drunken tara following who is just mumbling and rambling on sits next to jake in the back, laying on his shoulder when she gets in. Johnnie then joins you up front in the passenger seat, pecking your lips before buckling his seat belt.

*yet another timeskip. Youre now at you, Jake's, and Johnnie's. *

You decided tara is spending the night bc she's too drunk to function on her own. After taking care of the drunk couple and making sure they get to bed, you and johnnie resign to your shared room where you both quickly change clothes and crawl into bed together. You laying on Johnnie's chest.

"Happy new year my love" you tell him as you kiss him "happy new year pretty girl" he responds before kissing you again and cuddling into you. This is the way you both end up falling asleep. Which you couldn't be more happy about.

(Lmk if you enjoyed and happy new year everyone!)

[lamnwar]

GOM + Kagami AS GIRLS // KNB Headcanons

no one asked for this, I just thought about fem!aomine one random night back in february and then my mind started obsessing about the concept of fem!gom bc I'm a woman lover first, human second Warnings: it's some genderbend hcs so description of fem bodies, some of them are men haters (as they should 😘), mention of various sexual orientations bc ain't no way some of them would be straight, that's mainly it I think?

AKASHI

fem!Akashi is a QUEEN let me say that first

she's so gracious and smart and pretty omg!! no one can top her

small but so potent, she'd have everybody kneel on her path

fem!Akashi has the most lucious red locks out there, walking shampoo commercial fr

she keeps them long and sometimes tie them in a neat low ponytail

has bangs! (that she cut herself during a mental breakdown but shhh no one can know that she is actually insane)

wear luxury brands because she's a rich girl but has quite a sober look

fem!Akashi is captain of almost all teams/club she's in, and that's because she's a natural born leader (that much wouldn't change)

definitely the kind of girl every other girl fawn over because she's just so perfect, you know?

Doesn't date because she has the highest standards ever for men and she's still not aware of her attraction to women (it's ok boo, you'll get there eventually <3)

manages to look royal even when she's all sweaty in the middle of a basketball match

MIDORIMA

tall, gracious, and has a mean face

but she's also like... stunningly beautiful under her permanent scowl (it's her crazy long eyelashes!!!)

the smartest girl you'll ever meet, she's a walking encyclopedia

ALWAYS has manicured hand, but never wears extensions/crazy colours

that's why it's quite surprising to most that she plays basketball given how much time she spends caring for her nails and hands in general

a bit of a diva, ngl

she just assumes the world should give her the princess treatment and you know what? she's kinda right about that

maybe she's a bit mean, but she's flawless outside of that

rumours have it she's dating fem!takao (fem!takao's the one who spreaded the rumour because she's very blatant about her crush on fem!midorima)

she's not addressing the rumors (she kissed fem!takao once and refused to face her feelings)

has a pixie cut with a 7:3 split that makes her look like these super classy businesswomen, if you get the vision

now... this need to be addressed; my girl has been blessed by the big titty fairy

constantly fighting with fem!aomine for staring too much at her chest

KISE

OF COURSE fem!kise is absolutely gorgeous who are we kidding

a model, who might be on the path to become an idol, too

has absolutely everyone head over heels for her

not to mention that she has that cute, girly look that makes her look so doll-like

and on top of that she's good at EVERYTHING

effortlessly charming, you can't hate her

even the jealous ones are somewhat secretly fans

is that eyeliner or the natural shape of her eyes? we may never know but she's got very enticing eyes

gorgeous blond hair that are kinda wavy, which makes her look like a princess

is a LESBIAN she's for the girls ONLY literally such a woman lover, she lives breathes eats women

has that kind of relationship with fem!aomine where she flirts with her just to see her get flustered because she knows she's exactly fem!aomine's type

I mean... pretty face, hourglass figure, a good D cup, she's THAT girl

yeah... she's just perfect

AOMINE

fem!aomine prompted all this btw

I just started by stating that she's in the itty-bitty titty committee and that makes her live in perpetual rage

especially because fem!kise, fem!midorima and fem!kagami got blessed in that department and just... WHY??

why them and not her? :( (talking like these aren't my headcanons and I have all the right to decide differently)

little does she know that she's one of the hottest girls around

it's that constant scowl on her face and her love for low-waisted baggy jeans

(might occasionally wear a whale tail but that's only when she's trying to subtly seduce her enemies (fem!kise))

known for punching guys, she's their worst nightmare 😈

just can't stand men in general and finds joy in physically fighting them

but women? hehehe... women make her WEAK

she's so easily flustered by a pretty girl giving her attention

still a basketball head, because that's who aomine is across all universes

she likely has a fanclub from that, as I mentioned before she's popular

does fem!aomine also reads gravure magasines? not quite but she's found out about spicy romance mangas and that kinda does it for her

likely to live her whole life denying her crush on fem!kise

MURASAKIBARA

fem!murasakibara is of course the tallest girl in the vicinity everywhere she goes

kinda intimidating, if you'd ask me but she's actually super chill

she might have people question her femininity because of her build but honestly? she doesn't give a fuck

she's comfortable in her looks - yeah she's tall and muscular, but she likes herself that way

pulls the androgenous style like no one else, a walking bi-panic trigger (I'm the first one falling 😞)

you know that girl that walks around with an entire pantry in her handbag? yeah, that's her

likes wearing skirts! also shamelessly (wo)manspreads when wearing one

she braids her hair often, mainly because it's practical when playing basketball

rumoured to have an emo girlfriend (it's fem!himuro and they're not dating, just spending most of their time together)

she's a low-effort girlie and it sometimes frustrated fem!akashi has a 12-step skincare routine and doesn't understand fem!murasakibara's simplicity

regardless, she's effortlessly beautiful and she's totally chill about it

fem!kise enjoys putting makeup on her, because, I quote "she's got such an amazing face"

(I might have a crush on fem!murasakibara 👉🏽👈🏽)

KUROKO

secretly a sweet reviewer on instagram

ik it's weird to start with that but that's what I came up with first when thinking about fem!kuroko

discovered space buns on tumblr in 2015 and doesn't stop wearing them

she's that girl that always listens to music and reads at the back of the class

she's the cute type so she often gets attention from boys

doesn't mind dating but it's not a priority in her life either

that one girl that holds the group of friends together by being everyone's favourite

loves to hang out with her girls!! will tag along in all of their plans

need someone to practice basketball with? she's there. need someone to go shopping with? ask fem!kuroko. need someone to rant to? she's your girl.

also knows about all the GOM's love life because they all go to her to talk about it

imagine her seeing any form of fem!kise and fem!aomine interaction knowing damn well what's happening there hihi

just a great girl overall!

KAGAMI

fem!kagami... my beloved

she's scary in the best way possible

always by fem!kuroko's side and unknowingly becomes her bodyguard

the definition of tomboy! she's really not into traditionally feminine stuff

has a wolfcut because yes

another one with big boobs but she kinda hates it because it sometimes ruins her aesthetic, yk?

like, when she can't pull the oversize look because of the girlies and it's just SO frustrating

also not very practical with her powerful style of playing basketball

they just... get in the way

constantly fighting with fem!aomine over stupid stuff, is not scared to punch her if need be

the fact that she's an amazing cook is surprising to most because she's such a rough girl that doing something as intricate as cooking is out of character

and it's just as confusing to know that she often gives company to fem!kuroko when she's doing her sweet reviews

now to what we're all wondering... is fem!kagami gay?

the answer is yes. like fem!aomine, she's a man hater and a woman lover

she's just more comfortable around girls than fem!aomine

doesn't know how to flirt because her head's empty except for basketball

but she pulls because... come on! look at her! tall, pretty, muscular, she's just a catch

denies the fem!kuroko x fem!kagami allegations (ofc fem!kuroko is her precious pookie but that's all there is to them)

[insertcommonnoun]

The scuffed reference sheet I made halfway through when I had a crisis and realised I didn't like the og designs

(Don't mind Femur's crack in the skull, she got better :) (I was NOT drawing that for 8 pages))

I might post some of my art from my visual art major work here, This is a smaller piece I did (first one I did at the start of the project ~late 2022, second was late 2023). It was about two hot topic mascot knockoffs that got fired from their jobs for not selling marketable plushies fast enough

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

S1 ep19

"The Million Dollar Ghost"

ok, lets-a-go!

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Shadow key !!!

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Vlad does a little thing what OH MY GOD

“No more mr nice plasmius” BABBAKAMS

I love vlads eyeliner its so silly

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“Didnt you get the memo?" *holds up a piece of paper with ‘memo’ on it*

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DANNY IS GETTING A BOUNTY???? poor guy i just wanna hug him

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Scooby doo parody LMAO

‘Guys in white’ like men in black?? God this is an amazing show 

'NOOOO NOT MUD ON OUR WHITE SUITS GO GO LOCK IT DOWN ARGHHH'

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“I can tear down danny's respect for his father, assuming he has any” Vlad, you kill me

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Danny: VLAD??? What are you doing here??!! Vlad: Well, your dad looks like an idiot, and you have a million dollar bounty on your head. What do you think?? Danny: So… you hired these ghost hunters? Vlad: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

Danny is slow sometimes

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“Shouldn't you be getting home to the love of your life? Oh yeah, dad married the love of your life; you're bitter and alone!!” danny has me dead, though.

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scoobykitty: “Grrr” Danny, not trying to die today: “uhmmm… boo?”

And IT FUCKING WORKED 

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“We’re all going to have to live with my dad failures for the rest of- Hes right behind me isnt he.”

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE LINE 

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Danny in a vacuum  Danny is like a contortionist rn

Wait what if hes more flexible as a ghost?? Oh my god thats gotta be some SERIOUS dead dove 

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Danny/phantom: This is a trap.  Jack: oh like I’m going to listen to you.  *trap springs up* Danny: now do you believe me? 

the ironic timing in this show is so fucking great

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Jazz: Well we aren't stuck! Dad wouldnt forget to install a handle on the inside of the vault! *note that reads “note to self, get danny to install handle”*

ironic timing? more like moronic timing

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Jack, to phantom: we're safe!! my ecto-filter is clean! Danny as phantom, remembering he never cleaned the filter like his dad asked him: are you sure?? Jack: of course! I told my son to do it! he must have! Danny: does he take out the trash? Jack: no. Danny: does he clean his room? Jack: no. Danny: does he... say, forget to install a door handle? Jack: GOOD GRAVY MY SON IS A LAZY SLOB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

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Jack: Not while my family is in danger!! Vlad: Cmon, theyre in danger every time you puck up a butter knife

BAHBSHDBOIHDJBKSNLKBIH:ILOUVGI

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and that concludes season 1 episode 19 of danny phantom thoughts!

[angelsdean]

sam's "do i have to?" as his first line is so funny to me because some people will cite this as some kind of symbolism for the theme of autonomy issues and being forced to do things against his will (it's a halloween party, dude) but all this line really does reveal to us is that sam is a boring nerd who never goes to parties (he confirms this himself in 1x07) and is also whiney (younger siblingism) and a stubborn taurus (doesn't wanna go to the party! is trying to get his way by dragging his feet abt it) and kinda being a lame partner bc jess clearly wants to go, is all dressed up and excited, and sam can't even put in any effort? or even just, share in her enthusiasm? and his excuse is "not being a big fan" of halloween and that jess "knows" how he feels about it, except she really doesn't. because sam has not told her the truth about anything ever. so he just looks like a stick in the mud for no good reason. boo sammy. could've done the most low effort costume that i've done many years in a row, just get some cat ears, wear all black and draw a nose and whiskers with some eyeliner. done! and it's not even a monster or ghost or ghoul or anything to remind you of your hunting past

[bihansthot]

Title: Mating Season

Rating: Mature (so much filth, hemipenes c*m inflation, DP, overstimulation, breeding)

Pairing: Syzoth x f!reader (implied Bi-Han x f!reader, implied Bi-Han x Syzoth, implied OT3)

Word Count: 7,000-ish

Summary: You yawn and roll around the bed groggily, you’re disoriented and groggy and more pressingly, cold. At some point during the night, your electric blanket had decided to turn itself off and you curse the automatic timer to yourself before burrowing deeper under the covers. Something feels off though, not right, and you roll over towards his side of the bed and realize he’s not there, “Sy?” You call out, unwilling to come out of your mountain of blankets as you search around the bed fruitlessly, “Bi-Han?” No answer from either, not that you expected the Grandmaster to actually still be in the vicinity of the bedroom, he had most likely been awake for quite some time overseeing mission paperwork and morning workouts. You shiver as you force yourself out of bed, very reluctantly, and throw on your heavy fur-laden robes as you make your way to the bathroom. You put your hair back before splashing some water on your face and scrubbing the cleanser onto your face, you take a moment to savor the hot water on your skin. You almost reluctantly pat your face dry with a nice fluffy towel as you set upon the rest of your morning routine, you yawn loudly as you make your face up, of course, both Bi-Han and Syzoth insisted your were beautiful as is, but you wore makeup for yourself, not for your lovers. Besides you didn’t like how sleepy and sickly you always looked without eyeliner on so you set to your task and draw a thin line of coal over your eyelids and make your final touch-ups. You change into your fur-lined day clothes and head out of the Grandmaster’s chambers.

Author’s Notes: Ok my loves, so many of you asked (there are lots of comments asking for it but I couldn’t remember what posts they were on) for this how could I not deliver some of the finest filth I’ve ever crafted, it’s like 9 sinful pages of Reptile filth at its finest, I’m pretty proud of this one but I will say this one is kind of a continuation of one of my favorites ever, Boo to You! Happy Howl-o-ween and I highly recommend you read it to better understand this fic. You also might recognize a certain maid if you’ve read Earning Your Keep too. This particular story is a solo Reptile (Syzoth) x f!reader but it’s set in my OT3 universe so there are interactions and mentions of Bi-Han too. As always please feed my starving ego! If you enjoyed this one let me know! Comment, Like, Reblog DM me, send asks whatever just engage! I know you lovelies wanted this one and I hope I delivered! Sending lots of love ❤️

You yawn and roll around the bed groggily, you’re disoriented and groggy and more pressingly, cold. At some point during the night, your electric blanket had decided to turn itself off and you curse the automatic timer to yourself before burrowing deeper under the covers. Something feels off though, not right, and you roll over towards his side of the bed and realize he’s not there, “Sy?” You call out, unwilling to come out of your mountain of blankets as you search around the bed fruitlessly, “Bi-Han?” No answer from either, not that you expected the Grandmaster to actually still be in the vicinity of the bedroom, he had most likely been awake for quite some time overseeing mission paperwork and morning workouts. You shiver as you force yourself out of bed, very reluctantly, and throw on your heavy fur-laden robes as you make your way to the bathroom. You put your hair back before splashing some water on your face and scrubbing the cleanser onto your face, you take a moment to savor the hot water on your skin. You almost reluctantly pat your face dry with a nice fluffy towel as you set upon the rest of your morning routine, you yawn loudly as you make your face up, of course, both Bi-Han and Syzoth insisted your were beautiful as is, but you wore makeup for yourself, not for your lovers. Besides you didn’t like how sleepy and sickly you always looked without eyeliner on so you set to your task and draw a thin line of coal over your eyelids and make your final touch-ups. You change into your fur-lined day clothes and head out of the Grandmaster’s chambers.

You wander around the compound for a bit trying to keep an eye out for either of your lovers, but having little luck tracking down either. Slowly you make your way to the kitchen, breakfast was long over but if you were lucky you’d still be able to sneak a bowl of congee from the girls in the kitchen. Luck was in your favor as you enter the wonderfully warm kitchen and greet the girls, “Zhilan, good morning!” You call brightly as your morning fatigue seems to lessen upon seeing your favorite of the serving girls.

“Good morning my lady!” she replies happily, bowing lowly as a sign of respect for you, “I set aside a bowl of congee and some soft boiled eggs for you.”

“You’re a live saver Zhilan!” You smile happily as you take the bowl of piping hot congee from her before helping yourself to a nice hot cup of coffee. You take a seat on one of the wooden stools in the spacious kitchen as you begin to enjoy your breakfast, there was nothing particularly remarkable about the congee but it was hearty and warming and in the harsh climate of Arctika, nothing seemed to hit the spot quite like it. You take your time finishing your breakfast, but nearly gulp down the coffee, desperate for the satisfying buzz of caffeine. “Say, Zhilan, have you seen Bi-Han or Syzoth this morning? I can’t seem to find either.”

“The Grandmaster was overseeing the youth practice this morning, but I haven’t see Master Syozth, my lady, I’m sorry I can’t be of more help to you,” she looks down worried as Zhilan replies to your query.

“Ah ok, thanks so much, I’ll go pester Bi-Han then,” you slid the dishes into the sink before thanking the girls again and heading back out into the harsh cold. You make your way to the training grounds following the grunts and dejected cries from the young initiates, “Polar Bear, there you are!” You smile happily as you make your way across the training field and find the Grandmaster there sternly barking out corrections.

“Qīn, you’re finally awake I see,” he smiles playfully as he motions for Kuai Liang to take over directing the young warriors. He glares intensely at his students as he hears snickering and snide comments from a few of the more troublesome students, “you and you! See me after class. I have buckets with your names on them.”

You wince slightly at his tone and the harsh punishment of making the boys stand out in the cold for who knows how long holding heavy water-laden buckets with their arms extended. “Polar Bear, it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have interrupted class, maybe go easy on them for once?”

“There’s no mercy in the Lin Kuei qīn, you should know that by now.” Bi-Han sneers before steering you off to the side, “what’s wrong?”

“Nothings wrong, I don’t think at least, I just can’t find Sy and was wondering if you had seen him,” you answer truthfully.

“I saw him early this morning, something seemed,” the cryomancer pauses for a moment as if searching for a phrase that wouldn’t alarm you, “off. His eyes seemed unfocused and his breathing was hard, I sent him to the physician. I’m not sure a human physician will be able to tend to a Zaterran though.” Bi-Han answers as he cups your worried face and his cold fingers caress your cheek trying to assuage your worries.

“Is, is he going to be ok?” You ask worriedly, torn between staying with Bi-Han a moment longer and running to the medical bay.

“I think it’s just a fever qīn, I’m sure he’ll be fine once it breaks, Syzoth is a strong, powerful warrior, something like a little fever won’t keep him down for long.” Bi-Han reassures as he pats your head, his tall frame dwarfing yours.

“I’m going to go check on him, maybe the healers will have some more information,” you reply before reaching up on your tip toes to give Bi-Han a peck on his cheek.

“I’ll see you for dinner qīn, I have to work through lunch, there’s so many contracts to go through,” Bi-Han sighs as he bids you farewell and heads back to barking orders at the trainees.

You wave goodbye to your lover and his brother before making your way across the sprawling compound to the healers. It seems to take forever to reach the medical bay, you quietly make your way inside not wanting to disturb the other patients. It takes a moment for you to find the head healer and you’re a bit concerned because you’ve yet to see Syzoth.

“Ah Lady y/n, can I help you? Are you feeling unwell?” The healer greets you as you finally locate them.

“Oh, no, no. I’m fine Master Wang, I’m just looking for someone, have you seen Syzoth? Bi-Ha-erm the Grandmaster said he headed here this morning?” You correct yourself belated reminding yourself Bi-Han was not Bi-Han outside your shared bedroom.

“Lord Syzoth was here this morning my Lady, but I’m afraid he’s no longer here, he was complaining about feeling unusually hot, which is most odd given his constitution and the climate here. I believe he has a fever, but he did say he wanted to go somewhere comfortable, somewhere out of the way, does this mean anything to you my Lady?” The healer explains while doing his rounds, attending to the other patients.

He feels hot? What’s going on? You ask yourself, it was so unlike Syzoth, he complained even more than you did about the climate of Arctika. “Comfortable? Out of the way? Hm, I wonder,” you trail off as you think about where Syzoth may be, suddenly it comes to you, comfortable and out of the way, the stables. “I think I know where he is! Thank you Master Wang!”

“Do be careful outside my Lady, it’s particularly cold for those of us who are not supernatural today,” Master Wang advises as you wave goodbye to the kindly, elderly healer and begin hiking out to the stables. “Why didn’t he go back to our room though, he wouldn’t be disturbed there, unless he didn’t want to be around me or Bi-Han. Why though? Just because of a little fever? Is he worried because I catch cold easily?” You wonder aloud to yourself as you pull your fur cloak tighter around your body, making your way along the bitterly cold, tree-lined path to the stables. You shudder with cold as you keep trudging along the path, cursing to yourself, “I mean I know animals smell, but whose idiotic idea was it to make the stables so far from the main compound? I guess I don’t have to worry about doing my Pilates today, I’m getting plenty of exercise today.” You huff in frustration as you finally spy the stables in the distance. You sigh in relief as you finally make your way into the lovely, welcoming heat the stables provided, you laugh to yourself that Bi-Han insisted on taking such good care of the horses but he expected his students to suffer. “Syzoth?” You call softly, not wanting to startle any of the horses, “Sy?” You repeat looking around the empty stalls and not seeing any signs of disturbed hay. “Hmm, don’t tell me I missed him again,” you sigh exasperatedly as you wander around the expanse of stalls, you take a moment to pet some of the friendlier horses as you continue your search.

After a few moments you spot the ladder leading to the hay loft, “I wonder,” you muse to yourself before climbing the ladder and heading into the wonderfully warm, comforting hay loft, “Sy?” You repeat again and strain your ears for any sounds, assuming that if Syzoth didn’t want to be found he was probably cheating by being invisible. “Sy talk to me, I know your here, I can see the hay moving,” you try to call his bluff, not actually seeing any movement.

“Sunshine?” Comes a muffled reply and it almost sounds like he’s in pain as you manage to hear his heavy breathing over the nickering and whinnying of the horses.

You follow his voice over to the large heap of hay, which really should have been your first clue as to where the Zaterran was hiding. “Baby, what are you doing in the hayloft? Bi-Han and Master Wang said you had a fever, you should be in bed letting me take care of you,” you reply softly making your way through the hay bales over to the pile.

“It-it’s not just a fever, it’s something far more embarrassing,” Syzoth whines and refuses to make himself visible.

“What do you mean?” You stop dead in your tracks trying to figure out what could be embarrassing about being sick, oh maybe he’s having stomach troubles, you wonder to yourself, but if that was the case why in the hell was he in the stables?

“H-How much do you know about animals Sunshine?” The Saurian ventures the question, still hidden in his makeshift nest.

“I, I don’t know? My brothers had an iguana for a little while when we were kids, I don’t remember much about it though,” you reply and belatedly cringe that you just admitted to owning one of Reptile’s relatives as a child.

Thankfully though Syzoth doesn’t seem to realize what you mean by had an iguana, “do you remember them ever acting oddly?”

“Honestly no, Mom made us get rid of it pretty quickly,” you blink rapidly trying to figure out what this had to do with Syzoth. “I do know that well, sometimes, animals get urges, right? One’s they can’t really control,” you slowly slot the pieces together as you think back to last spring and how insatiable Bi-Han had been. When he had revealed to you that a polar bear wasn’t the only animal he could transform into. To say you had been shocked when he came home with a high fever and sprouted fuzzy ears and a fluffy wolf tail would be the understatement of the century. Then it dawned on you, that Syzoth was probably going through the same thing, he was probably in a rut, “Sy, are you by any chance in a well I don’t know if it’s the right word for your species but a rut?”

He peaks up from the hay, just his head is suddenly visible, his beautiful emerald eyes look almost black with how blown out his pupils look, a thick blush colors his lightly tanned cheeks and he looks uncomfortable and unfocused. “You know what that is then? Then you’ll help?” Syzoth asks almost desperately and you aren’t sure if it's a trick of the low lighting in the barn but it looks as though the Saurian has been crying.

You’re taken aback by his pained-looking appearance, “of-of course Sy, just tell me what to do,” you worry your bottom lip between your teeth as you close the distance between you and the Saurian, trying not to let your nerves get the best of you. If this was anything like one of Bi-Han’s ruts you wouldn’t be able to sit properly for a week, but still, you were determined to soothe and alleviate the obvious pain your lover was in.

“I just, I wait, there’s a couple things you should know Sunshine, first, I’ve never had a a rut as you called it in human form, I don’t think it will satisfy me, I, I already tried relieving myself this morning in the shower,” he pauses as he explains the situation to you.

“Ah, well, ok then, we’ve talked about doing things in your natural form before, I-I’m willing,” your voice betrays your worry as you try and placate your lizard boyfriend.

“I’m worried though, about my acidity,” he explains in between labored pants, “I don’t want to hurt you accidentally, you know I’d never do it on purpose, but I can’t trust myself like this.”

“Do you want me to get Bi-Han, he can restrain you or maybe freeze your mouth shut while we take care of you?” You ask, smoothing his ruffled hair, trying to fish the bits of hay out of his short, dark hair.

“No!” Syzoth all but shouts, “no! Its bad enough you’re seeing me like this, but I don’t want Bi-Han to see me like this, I’m so, so out of control right now, I can barely hold myself back,” Syzoth frantically whimpers.

“Ok, ok, calm down, no Bi-Han. Just you and me, what about if you partially transform? Just your lower half? Will that work?” You ask, pressing your forehead to his flushed brown in an attempt to soothe the Saurian.

Your action has an adverse effect though as he starts chirping in a panicked fashion and a startled hiss escapes his parted lips. “Ah, shit, I’m sorry Sunshine,” he pulls away suddenly and takes a few shaky breaths before his unfocused eyes find yours, “yeah, yeah we can give that a shot, it, it might work?”

“I’m guessing you can’t wait to get back to our room, can you?” You ask looking around the hayloft, and thankfully spying an extra stock of blankets for the horses in the corner.

“No, can’t wait, I need you, now,” Syzoth all but hisses the word now and you find yourself equal parts worried and aroused, you know the Saurian would never hurt you on purpose, but in this state, he wasn’t himself.

You move to grab one of the extra blankets but Syzoth’s grip on your wrist stops you dead in your tracks and you tense up.

“I said now,” he growls again, bearing his teeth much the way Bi-Han often did when he let his animalistic side out to play and you can’t help but wonder if the two of them spent too much time with one another.

You’re unable to ponder the thought long as Syzoth’s clumsy lips crash into yours, despite numerous lessons from you and Bi-Han he still hadn’t quite grasped the concept of kissing in the same manner as two natural-born humans would. You didn’t mind though, he was cute and enthusiastic usually and it always made up for the occasional teeth clink, today was different though, today he was doing his best to dominate the kiss, not to just initiate it and let you take control. You’re startled, to say the least as his long, forked tongue wriggles its way inside the warm confines of your mouth, it's slippery and hot, his body in general was hotter than normal and you assumed part of it was due to the warming comfort of the barn and part of it was because of his rut. You didn’t really ponder it too long though as the organ wraps around your tongue entirely as he pulls your tongue into his mouth, his hands frantically scrambling for his pants. “Sy, Sy!” You push him off momentarily as you try and regain some level of control, “you need to go slower, I can’t handle all of you yet, I know it’s painful for you but you have to remember human women aren’t meant to breed, we’re not automatically ready for our partners.”

The Saurian lets out a frustrated snarl before calming down slightly, his eyes widening and he starts to shake, “I-I know, I’m sorry, I just, it hurts, so bad,” he all but whispers the last bit as he finally rids himself of his pants, tail swishing anxiously back and forth.

“Shh, baby, I know, I know, don’t worry, I’ll take care of you, we just need to go slower, just a little, you gotta make me nice and wet for your first,” you shush and soothe the Saurian.

“R-right,” he shudders in pain as he visibly restrains himself from just burying into you immediately, after a few deep breaths he seems to have a hold of himself again.

You sigh in relief as his grip on your wrist loosens and you’re able to get one of the blankets, you spread it out over the hay and make quick work of your clothes, you don’t want to cause Syzoth any undue pain. Unfortunately for you though your naked body seemed to be the last straw that broke the Saurian’s resolve.

He’s on you faster than you can process, his tongue no longer delving into your mouth but seeking your lower lips instead, you let out a surprised cry as the Saurian’s forked tongue laves your mound.

“S-sy?” You almost ask, your head spinning from the sudden change, you bite your lip to quiet yourself, not wanting to scare the horses. You can’t cover up your indignant squeak as his tongue laps against both your holes at once. “Sy what are you doing, you don’t have to do that,” you squirm under him moaning again as the slippery organ drags over your puckered entrance and above to tickle your clit with both sides of his tongue.

“I’m pretty sure I do,” he answers and gestures down to himself.

That’s when you see it, his true form, there’s not one, but two, huge green cocks, covered in flexible spines, protruding from a slit in his reptilian abdomen. “What the fuck is that?” You can’t stop yourself from asking as your eyes widen like saucers.

“M-my natural form, I believe the word for it is hemipenes?” Syzoth stammers slightly as you eye the huge organs, already dripping heavily with glistening pre-cum.

“No wonder you don’t want Bi-Han seeing you like this, you make him look small!” You exclaim, almost terrified of the sight in front of you.

Syzoth almost preens at the compliment as he resumes laving your holes with his slick tongue, he chirps happily against your increasingly wet cunt.

“Ah, Sy,” you sigh softly as his attention shifts to your rear entrance, he draws his tongue over your puckered hole before wriggling the slippery organ inside. He forces another embarrassing noise from you as it twists and turns inside your tight entrance, slowly and carefully he pushes two long fingers inside your neglected pussy and you whimper with need. The Saurian makes a come hither motion with both his fingers and his tongue still buried deep inside your ass and you can’t control your hips as they buck up against the pleasurable action. The action doesn’t last long though and soon the roles are reversed, the Saurian pushes his slick-soaked fingers into your spit-soaked ass as his tongue plunges into your hot cunt. You cry out in stunted yelps as Reptile opens you up, you’re shaking from need as his tongue practically wraps its way around the bundle of nerves inside you and seemingly sucks on it, massaging it for all he’s worth. You pant helplessly as his fingers twist and scissor out your tight ass, the squelching sound beyond embarrassing, somewhere, deep down in your lust-addled brain you’re not sure you can handle Syzoth’s natural form, but you thought the same thing about Bi-Han’s knot and the cryowolf had proved you wrong on multiple occasions. You can’t help but think about how odd it was that both Bi-Han and Syzoth had their own animalistic counterparts but both were desperate to hide it from the other, if you thought for even a moment that Bi-Han would bottom for the Saurian you would say they should hook up when they got into ruts but he never would, would he? You’re pulled from your train of thought as Syzoth slides a third spit-soaked finger into your tight ass. “Hnnng Sy,” you whimper as he keeps assaulting your sweet spot with his wicked tongue, “I-I’m going to,” you warn him as the familiar heat and tension of your impending orgasm draw close.

Syzoth just makes muffled little chitters against your cunt, the vibrations driving you crazy, you have no clue what he’s saying, but you can tell by the way his cocks are leaking he’s not going to last much longer without being inside you.

“Ah! Ah! Sy!” You cry loudly, no longer caring about the horses, this had probably long been a secret fuck spot around the Lin Kuei Temple and the horses were used to sudden loud noises, they were war horses after all. Your hips buck and sway driving his fingers and tongue deeper as your back arches, you bite your lip in a belated effort to quiet yourself as you tumble over the edge. Your body locks for a moment before great shudders overtake it, electricity courses through your body as the Saurian forces you to your peak.

You whimper pitifully under him as your hips buck and quake and the Saurian’s eager mouth is flooded with your sweet juices, almost reluctantly he withdraws though, he doesn’t ask if you're ready though.

You look down at him, his pupils completely blown and totally out of focus, “I can’t wait anymore Sunshine, I’m sorry,” he whispers before lining both of his cocks up with your holes and slowly pushing forward.

Your mouth falls open in a silent cry as the huge organs work their way inside your tight holes, the slick stretching of your ass doing little to alleviate the pressure. You’re beyond relieved to realize the Saurian’s cocks appeared to be self-lubricating which helped with penetration quite a bit. You whimper and coo pitifully as the Saurian’s cocks sink inside your holes, inch by inch, the reptilian organs rearranging your insides to make room for the spiky appendages. You’re shocked the spines don’t hurt, if anything they just massage your walls and add to the pleasurable sensation. Your jaw hangs slack as he continues pressing his cocks inside you, “Sy, that’s too much, I can’t, I can’t handle anymore,” you whimper starting to feel very overfull and slightly overwhelmed.

Syzoth pushes the sweat-slicked hair from your forehead before shushing you softly, “just a little bit more Sunshine, you’re doing such a good job, I’m almost in, you feel sooo good,” he praises and chirps happily.

“Sy, I’m going to burst! This is too much,” you whine and sniffle as tears begin to gather in the corners of your eyes as you’re pushed well past your breaking point. It feels like something almost tears as the Saurian thrusts harshly and finally buries himself completely inside you’re overstuffed pussy and ass. You let out a pained cry as your back arches trying to alleviate some of your discomfort.

“Oh fuck Sunshine, you feel so good, I don’t believe you for a minute saying human women weren’t made to breed, that’s exactly what you were made for, a Zaterran female can’t take both cocks at once,” he hisses softly as he still inside you, enjoying your tight heat enveloping both of his cocks at once.

You whimper at his words, Bi-Han had a similar sentiment to you being made for this too, and you were slowly starting to think your lovers were right. You pant softly as you test your hips slowly, unsure you were ready to let the Saurian fuck you but also realizing how much pain his rut was causing him, you’re torn between giving him relief and potentially hurting yourself or hurting him while you got off easy.

Syzoth doesn’t give you time to make up your mind though, he can no longer hold back his animalistic urges, and he pulls his cocks out slowly before plunging back into your delicious heat. Your entire body jolts at his action and you whimper pitifully, the spines twisting and bending in your tight canals. It feels so overwhelming and far too much and you’re immediately regretting not making him follow you back to your cold, yet comfortable bedroom, between the heat of the Saurian’s body and the heat of the barn you felt like you couldn’t breathe. Sweat pours from your body as you twist and turn uncomfortably beneath Reptile, your hands grasping futilely at the blanket and straw below you, you’re full, far too full and it hurts.

“Sy please, it hurts, it’s too much,” you whimper quietly, big fat tears beginning to roll down your cheeks as you try and force your body to accommodate the Saurian.

Syzoth carefully brushes your tears from your cheeks but your pleas to little to deter the Saurian, he was far too into his rut to even notice your discomfort, he had completely given into his baser instincts. He chirps softly next to your ear as his long tongue licks a reassuring stripe up your neck before teasing your ear, he begins to move his hips again, he’s mercifully slow at least, clearly enjoying your tight, wet heat. Reptile seems beyond words at this point and he’s reverted to low grunts, hisses, and happy chirps as he mouths at your sensitive ear and down to your neck as his hips rock into your velveteen heat.

You pant and cry as the sensation still feels overwhelming, his cocks are so deep inside you, it somehow feels even deeper than when Bi-Han was transformed, it’s so much. Your ass feels so full and stretched and even with the earlier prep it burns in protest, three fingers hardly equaled the monster Saurian cock stuffed in it now. You pant and huff as Reptile moves slowly at first, getting used to your body, his controlled demeanor doesn’t last though and with a feral snarl, something snaps in the Saurian. Suddenly Reptile is holding your hips down and hard as he starts to thrust into you for real, you squeal in surprise as your cunt and ass are suddenly assaulted by the Saurian’s hemipenes. The spines twisting and bending inside your canals, massaging your walls and stimulating you even further coaxing more of your lovely nectar from your dripping cunny. You squeeze your eyes shut as an embarrassing, high-pitched whine escapes your parted lips and you try and focus on the pleasant sensation of the little spines instead of the over-full sensation. More tears fall from your eyes, but it’s not tears of pain anymore if anything they’re tears of being overstimulated, you feel the urge to cum again rising rapidly and the Saurian had barely begun. You press your hands to your eyes, trying to brush away the tears as you buck your hips desperately against Syzoth’s rock-hard abdomen, you give a bit of a shout as he holds your hips down and starts fucking you hard. You cry out as feel the appendages pounding in and out of your holes, you grit your teeth as your eyes roll back with pleasure.

More unintelligible growls and hisses bubble up from Reptile’s lips as he fucks you hard, his tail swishing back and forth rapidly, “sunshine,” he rumbles as you feel his cocks diving deeper and deeper inside your body, claiming it as his own. Each buck and thrust of his hips drive his huge cocks pleasantly against your sweet spot as you’re finally able to relax your ass enough that the burn fades to a pleasant overstuffed sensation.

It’s nearly impossible to concentrate on one cock or the other as both invade your body over and over again, your toes curl as another embarrassing cry falls from your lips. Molten-hot pleasure pools in your stomach as the intense sensation continues to build, you’re not going to last much longer, “Sy,” you try and warn your lover but he’s definitely not coherent enough to hear your whimpering cries. His dicks drives into you harder and faster and your brain seems to short-circuit with pleasure as his animalistic assault continues, you throw your arms around his well-muscled torso, nails biting into the taut flesh as your holes clench down around his cocks. His name begins to fall from your lips like a litany as you rapidly approach your second orgasm of the encounter, your body shakes with pleasure as the coil in your belly tightens even further before bursting. Your head lolls to the side, drool oozing out of your plush lips as Reptile does nothing to silence you, his animalistic nature wanting nothing more than to hear your high-pitched cries and shouts drowning out the agitated noises of the horses below. You shriek his name as your orgasm hits you like a gut punch the pleasure becoming far too much all at once as you clamp down and milk his cocks for all their worth, the mind-numbing sensation blotting out all the discomfort at this point and focusing only on the pleasure the Saurian’s onslaught brought.

The noises falling from the Saurian’s lips make you even dizzier in your post-orgasm-addled mind, your eyes flutter as black and silver start to dance before them and you’re worried you may pass out. Sweat drips from the Saurian’s body down onto your own sweat-soaked skin as the intense heat rolling off Syzoth’s chiseled body seems to intensify the closer he gets to complete. “I’m, I,” he stammers with seemingly great effort as you nod your head in consent knowing he’s trying to warn you he’s about to cum.

Your body shudders and heaves with each thrust into your overly sensitive body as he keeps fucking into you harder and harder, the spines hugging and caressing your most sensitive spots. You nearly shriek as you feel his slippery prehensile tongue ghosting over your clit as he fucks you harder and deeper, “Sy! I-I can’t! It’s too much!” You cry out as his tongue becomes more insistent and intense in its quest to bring you to completion once more. You’re brought to tears once more as your body is pushed well beyond its limits of pleasure, your head thrashes back and forth as you cling to his rock-hard body pistoning in and out of your abused holes. The Saurian’s fat cock fucking your cervix open with every thrust, the spines caressing and stimulating your sweet spot with every movement, his tongue lavishing its attention solely on your hypersensitive clit as your nails break his tanned skin and blood wells up under your nails. You can’t think anymore you can barely breathe, and before you can get a good breath to steady yourself the Saurian’s hand wraps around your neck applying pressure in very much a move borrowed from the cryomancer. He almost completely stills your breath as you gasp and gargle with each labored breath your eyes widen in shock as he once again forces tears from your eyes as everything becomes too much all at once, you choke and spasm in his grasp as his cocks pound you open, determined to fill every inch of your unprotected womb and ass with his reptilian cum. A wheezing heave of a choked-off cry escapes your mouth as a primal roar falls from the Saurian’s lips, his hips finally still as he slams them as deeply inside you as he possibly can and his tongue goes wild flitting and flicking across your sensitive bud.

Your body seizes under him as you feel the first hot spurts of cum flooding your cunt and ass, your eyes roll back as your tongue falls out, more drool dripping down your chin, mingling with your tears making a complete mess of yourself as Reptile forces you to the most intense orgasm of the encounter, one that maybe even rivaled your encounters with the cryowolf. Your nails rip into his flesh as a fresh wave of tears fall from your eyes as you wheeze and gurgle your pleasure, your voice still trapped by the Saurian’s ironclad grip, your entire body lurches and trembles as wave after wave of pleasure course through your body as you feel more and more of the reptilian’s cum filling your abused holes. You can no longer stand the pleasurable onslaught as you pass out from the overwhelming sensation, Syzoth immediately releases his grip on your neck as he notices your limp body his nails digging into your hips as he keeps pumping you full of his cum. You don’t stay unconscious long, only a second or two as you cough and heave desperate to fill your lungs full of air as you whine uncomfortably. You notice your stomach becoming inflated with the lizard’s cum as your belly swells with each spurt, your ass can no longer contain the copious amount of cum as it rushes back out soaking Syzoth’s secondary cock with his own release. Your pussy though, your pussy is desperate not to waste an ounce of cum as it tenses and milks his spiny cock for all its worth pulling a lovely hiss from the Saurian. The noise pulls a weak moan from you as he holds you tight and keeps pumping you full of load after load of hot viscous cum, the sensation making you dizzy and your legs feel like jello. You close your eyes and just breathe deeply enjoying the sensation of being stuffed so full, you are a cum slut after all and nothing feels as satisfying as a belly full of cum, you belatedly worry if Syzoth can get you pregnant or not, but since you were different species you weren’t overly concerned about it. You finally flex your fingers, detangling them from the Saurian’s tan skin, as one lazy rests against your inflated belly, “so much,” you whimper as your belly continues to swell, full of the Saurian’s potent cum.

“Fuck,” he sighs pleasurably, “you have no idea how much I needed that Sunshine, and you have no idea how good you look with your belly all swollen with cum, it’s almost like your pregnant with my hatchlings,” he rumbles, pleased and sated as his hand joins yours to rest lightly on your distended stomach.

“C-can you get me pregnant?” You ask shakily, still clamping down around his cocks as more cum oozes out of your ass onto the long-forgotten blanket.

“Mmm, I guess we’ll find out won’t we? I’m highly fertile in this state, if it’s going to happen, now would be the time, but I can’t say I’d be mad. You’d look so perfect, like you do right now, your belly all round and firm like this, yeah it’d be the best,” he hisses with a hint of longing in the way he speaks.

“M-maybe we should ask Bi-Han how he feels about that first?” You try and reason with the Saurian, but if you were being honest with yourself you were a little too blissed out from being bred by the Saurian to really care how Bi-Han felt about the situation, though you did think it would sting a little since he was always trying to put a baby in you too, yet another kink the two men shared, apparently.

“Bi-Han and I are actually competing to see who can get you pregnant first,” Syzoth admits almost bashfully as he leans forward and snuggles against your warm body, his own finally returning to its natural state.

“Would have been nice to tell me about this,” you huff in faux annoyance as you card your fingers through the Saurian’s short, dark locks. “Are you at least feeling better now? Or are you still cumming?”

“Mmm, I think I’m done now, it’s hard to tell though, you still feel so good and I’m, well, hard all the time in my natural state, so I have no real way of knowing if I’m fully sated until I shift back to my human form.” Syzoth explains lazily, rubbing his face affectionately against your neck.

“Can you change back then? My poor ass needs a break, you’re too big like this Sy, it hurts,” you sigh and wiggle a bit in discomfort.

“Yeah, sorry Sunshine,” he gives you an apologetic peck as his lower half slowly transforms back into his human form, though curiously his tail remains, swishing happily back and forth like a very content pup.

There’s a sudden rush of liquid between your thighs as Reptile’s fat cock no longer holds the deluge of cum inside you, “ugh, Sy, you made such a mess, Bi-Han is going to be pissed.”

“Why would he be pissed? He knows we make love sometimes without him, surely he’ll understand an emergency situation like this,” Syzoth muses as he shifts to lay beside you.

“He’s gonna be pissed you got lizard jizz all over his barn,” you laugh breathily as you squirm at the unpleasant sensation of cooling cum between your thighs, “there’s so much.”

“I’ll clean it up, he doesn’t have to know,” Syzoth’s long tongue darts out to start lapping up the mess the two of you created.

“Ugh! Sy! Fucking no! This blanket is filthy it’s for the horses! Go get a towel and a bucket or something or just sneak the blanket into the wash and don’t tell any of the washer women where it came from or what happened!” You exclaim pulling his head back and away from the filthy blanket.

“You humans are so weird, fine at least let me clean you up and I’ll take the blanket to the wash afterwards,” he grins at you expectantly.

“No. I will loose my mind if you make me cum again so soon,” you grab your discarded panties and do the best you can clearing away the mass of reptilian cum from between your abused thighs. “How long do your ruts last Sy? You know we can’t hide this from Bi-Han, we have to tell him.”

“I-I know, we can tell him tonight, which is about the time the urge should hit again, ruts are very up and down for my species. They only last two or three days though, and only happen every three months or so, I’m sorry if I hurt you over the next few days Sunshine, I’m not very good at controlling my body when I get like this,” he explains looking down and away not wanting to meet your gaze.

You turn his head to peer into his beautiful emerald eyes, “it’s ok Sy, I know. We’ll get through this, I promise,” you reassure him before stretching your arms over your head and letting out a very satisfied, well-deserved groan. You pull your pants back on and your thick overcoat before helping Syzoth wad up the horse blanket.

“What if we just leave it here in the hayloft?” Syzoth asks, “then no one finds out?” He bats his big green eyes at you as you thrust the soiled blanket into his arms.

“Oh no you don’t, just my luck Kuai Liang or Tomas will find the blanket and end up crying, and I do NOT want to hear it from Bi-Han,” you inform him sternly.

“Ok, ok, fine I’ll take it back to the washroom,” the Saurian reluctantly agrees before casually flicking his tongue out to catch one of the large horse flies in the barn as the two of you make your way down from the hayloft.

“Fucking hell Sy! Ugh!” You wretch as your boyfriend hastily covers his mouth with his free hand to try and conceal his actions.

“S-Sorry, mating makes me hungry, I-I can’t resist my nature, you know that,” he looks embarrassed but tries to justify his actions.

You sigh, “I know, I’m sorry, I-I’m just not used to it, no-no kissing ok?” You pat him on the back, “I’m going to head back to Bi-Han’s chambers and take a shower, you drop that off in the wash and then brush your teeth before you head to lunch, deal? Oh just a heads up Bi-Han said he was working through lunch so he won’t see us until dinner.” You inform the Saurian before trudging back up the tree-lined path leading back to the main Temple compound.

“Ok Sunshine, I’ll see you at lunch, have a good shower,” he blows you a kiss as he turns off to head to the laundry room.

“Ahhh what the fuck am I going to do? I thought it was bad enough Bi-Han had a rut but now I have to deal with Sy’s too? My poor pussy is going to break,” you lament to yourself as you make your way through the vast stone hallways. “Oh fuck me, they better not sync up, I can barely handle them having ruts one at a time but together, they’ll kill me, or knock me up, or both! Ahhh! Fuck!” You drag your hand across your face wondering what on earth you had gotten yourself into.

[nqueso-emergency]

not miss Amanda with her scary fucking eyeliner saying that she wants Tommy to die.

Here is proof.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFBhgNV9/

As soon as they said they skip Athena episodes during rewatches I clicked out.

They want Gerrard, Helena, and "The Man" dead.

I'm getting really fucking BORED with people wanting Helena dead and hating her. She did nothing wrong. She's throwing her grandson a birthday party. She's made sure he's making friends. They live in Texas, getting a pool is not a weird thing.

Have we forgotten that Chris being in Texas was HIS decision?? He called his grandparents and they instantly flew to him.

Stop hating on the Diaz parents.

Bestie boos are really going to be pissed when they find out who/what that mustache represents.

*edited to correct pronouns

[pomefioredove]

hiiii

could you make a list of ur ocs and their descriptions from ur noble bell college fic at some point i am itching to draw them already

JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!! I actually wrote something like this for the first two characters who have appeared so far but I didn't post it cause I was like "eh, not that important"

SO I'm just going to copy and paste it here

the other original characters (I have... three? rn) I'm still working on

Pierrot Gregoire

I'm sure a lot of people kind of went "who the hell is this supposed to be" since Pierre himself was not in the Disney adaptation

...which is kind of the reason I wanted to include him, since he's my favorite character from the novel and is almost never adapted accurately (stop making him cool and romantic and interesting!!)

the naming choice was rather easy. obviously, it sounds like his name. "Pierrot" is also a pantomime character, and I thought the connection to the theater was fitting. he is literally like a sad clown

appearance:

tall, taller than rollo (around 183 cm/6 feet)

thin

thinner face/long nose

round, green eyes

hair is more of a muted blond, cut just below his chin, obviously a little unkempt (curls and sticks out in odd places). he has bangs too

I don't know if I could describe his stupid little hat. but he has a stupid little black hat. it looks like the tall cousin of a beret

he looks kinda sad and tired all the time and his uniform is always a little worn down

nonetheless he is very smiley. to me. he loooves to chit chat. he talks to himself in the third person

sort of resembles rook (which could mean nothing at all!!!)

this artwork and this artwork of Pierre himself are close to what I envision

Gregoire more or less plays a role similar to ADeuce at NRC. I'm still trying to figure out how I want to write him, but he will be novel-like more than anything. so he's like... clumsy and socially unaware and loves to talk. his fatal flaw is cowardice, but otherwise he's... niceish. compared to everyone else, at least. I already know I'm going to write him nicely

Bou de Neige

a very long time ago I saw an oc of the h.rose. the horse. disney frollo's fuckass evil horse. and I cannot remember anything about the oc, but the very concept left such an impression on me that I could not help but make my own

for those of you who are blissfully unaware, Frollo's horse is named Snowball. Bou de Neige is a play on boule de neige, which is the direct translation of snowball. according to the internet, "Bou" also means ox in Catalan. close enough! and it sounds like "boo", referencing the scary nature of the horse. I'm not going to add a picture but those animators really knew how to make a scary horse

the design I have in my head is loosely based off this npc model:

except his hair is the same style but darker, he has sharper features (CRAZY winged eyeliner) and maroonish eyes? he's not even a horse beastman he's just some freak

at the time the fic takes place he's kind of an asshole, so he always looks a little pissed. he gets better before glomas dw :)

this freak is the vice president of the student council

picture also reminded me to say that these outfits are most certainly not every day wear. to me, they're equivalent to the ceremonial robes at nrc. the actual uniforms are less... intense. I can draw clothes so I'll deal with that later, these are good references for now