why does joel ship smalletho? does he know its against his boundaries? should we cancel him?
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i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel
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Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.
Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles
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Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*
Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please
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Okay. Some clips. Many clips.
From timestamps from pierat and my own scrubbing and looking at discord timestamps to guess stream timestamps. These are. A lot of work to get cuts as clean as I do.
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Someone I knew in junior high turned out to be a wizard, so as a prank she decided to get rid of my past. Unfortunately she couldn't get it back. There was no government record of me ever existing, my bank account was never opened so I had no money, and the only people who remembered I ever existed were the (remorseful) wizard and the guys from my Gay Men's Chorus, who helped me sneak onto a boat so I could start fresh.
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I hate how unenthusiastic ppl around me are about the things I obsess over
there’s a show about two middle aged pirates falling in love and you aren’t screaming, blushing, kicking feet bc of that??? I can’t trust you
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Always thinking about I have a family. Btw. Bc. Well look at it. John says I wish you had a normal life and a family. And dean says I do have a family. John’s response to this is. Yeah. Alright. Before they roll into sitting silently at a dinner table across from each other. Pointedly not speaking. There’s no way it’s John being ignorant of the fact that there are people in dean’s life. There is no world! In which dean doesn’t mention cas and jack At All when he’s doing a tldr of the last decade. Above and beyond that IF it was a matter of Not Comjng Up In Conversation before dropping I have a family. John’s response would have been yeah? I’m glad. You’ll have to tell me more about them. But he doesn’t. He goes. Yeah. Alright. And then they sit at the dinner table and do not speak. So. John heard dean talk about his buddy he lives with and brushed it off. And heard about the non conventional child he was raising (not blood related) (adopted) (weird and autistic) and brushed HIM off too. And dean says. No. You’re wrong. that IS my family.
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You want to be a good preppy boy. I know it. You feel it deep down, whether you want to admit it or not. Think about it.
You feel yourself draw to the perfection, the obedience. The feeling of a collared shirt. The comfort of the loafers. The hold the product has on your preppy hair.
The blissful nature of just conforming and obeying. You want it. You need it.
Become preppy.
Become obedient.
Good boys are preppy.
Good boys obey.
Want to be preppy? DM to be hypnotized and unlock what you desire.
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