#BoB crack

[thedauntlessduck]

Band of Brothers Characters as interactions between me and a friend

Winters: I want you in my group because you're smart and know what the fuck to do and get it done, unlike the other idiots

Nixon: Wake me up when it's lunch

Welsh: I got two letters in the mail today from my babe and I'm so excited

Speirs: *I dared her to throw her full orange juice bottle at me* *throws it at me across the table during history class and it hits me in the arm* Don't dare me to do something cause I'll fucking do it.

Sobel: *drawing a picture for an assignment in history class* look at my little tanks *holds picture up proudly and smiles*

Compton: *takes my aviator sunglasses off my face and puts them on hers* I look like a cop. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Dike: I'm going to take a nap so if anyone asks questions... you know.

Lipton: *after finding out I don't feel good* Oh my poor child. *starts petting my head*

Malarkey: *takes my review sheet out of my hand while I'm finishing it and starts copying down my answers*

Martin: Listen here you flatchested fucker. This isn't fair and I'm gonna complain about it

Guarnere: I once crashed a motorscooter and cut my knee open wide. It definitely needed stitches but I didn't tell my parents, I just bandaged it up and let it heal on its own.

Randleman: you're alright, kid. *punches my arm a little too hard*

Powers: *finds out my computer is touch screen and starts tapping around and opening tabs, which unintentionally prevented me from working on a paper* Oh jeez, I'm sorry. I got a little too excited.

Talbert: *starts tipping my chair back in the middle of class* *struggles to set me back up right and panics* *drops my chair to the ground with me now lying on the floor*

Toye: I have rings on all of my fingers on my right hand so I can do more damage when I need to punch someone

Luz: *I'm having an asthma attack* Holy shit, please don't die *me afterwards: i felt my soul leave my body* Jesus, I bet that's what it's like to be choked by Darth Vader.

Muck: Get over here you fucker, I need you to tell me how the hell to spell aeronautics.

Perconte: Don't let the fuckers steal my chocolate milks. Guard it with your life. Your. life.

Roe: *seeing me eyeing the coleslaw on her plate* Well if you want it, just say so, damn.

Liebgott: *after her food got hit by a ball and strewn all over the table* You little fucker, you're just gonna laugh at me? Why didn't you warn me, goddammit?

Webster: You're my partner whether you like it or not. So you better just start loving me.

Heffron: I hope you don't mind because I can't fucking spell.

[malarkgirlypop]

BoB Crack!

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehSZw_6pS7M&t=24s

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MkwA40b1Vk&t=51s

[strange0-0storm]

Chat... SMG8 just wants to order‼️‼️‼️🗣

IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE I'm becoming attached....

[nibeul]

leg warmers

[id in alt]

[speedwayy]

[paxny]

Crack fic idea where instead of dogfight football, Mav makes the dagger squad do an obstacle course like on the game show Wipeout

[mxrcusflint]

assorted text posts ft. top gun

[twistedappletree]

jin ling: the fuck am i supposed to call you, then?

lan sizhui: something sweet, you big goof. something nice.

jin ling:

jin ling: boo-boo kitty fuck?

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

The Outsiders Characters as things I’ve/my friends have said:

Ponyboy:

“I spent 6 Hours painting a giant ass blue ringed octopus on the back of this poster board for my Evulotion Prject if I don’t get an A+ I’m rioting”

He gets a bonus

*looks out the window with a blank face as my friend tries tapping my shoulder* “Stop… I’m having a main character moment”

Johnny

“No but I actually want to lowkey fall in love with you, get married and have an amazing wedding, have kids and a lot of dogs and be happily in love with you but like no homo tho”

Sodapop

“Ignorw my bsd spelking lol I’m gay”

Darry

“Give me the money I’ve got kids to feed. NO THEY AREN’T MY REAL KIDS BUT THEY STILL COUNT YOU SOGGY ASS WAFFLE HEAD”

Dallas

My friend: you flirt with yourself in the mirror Sloane?

*turns to myself in the mirror as I bite my lip*

“I’m just… so sexy. I can’t help it. *winks at myself* What’s up babygirl?”

Two Bit

“Seagulls are such fucking whores…. Walking around in those fishnets”

*manic laughter*

Steve

*stands ontop of a surfboard* “Guys! I did it! I knew i-“ *gets hit by a large wave*

Tim

“I’m honestly such a mafia boss. I could be in a Wattpad novel where you get sold to be bro.”

Curly

“Call me a bisexual mess all you want I’m not choosing between titties and dick”

Angela

“You’re just jealous I get more bitches than you with my MASSIVE PEN- Yeah the writing utensil get your mind out of the gutter. I write amazing love letters to women.”

Bob

“Is it just me or is that guy looking…stabbable?” *evily pulls out butter knife*

Randy

“HA imagine having mommy issues… I don’t have a mom so I can’t have issues with her.”

Cherry

“*Holds up a Ratatouille poster* Babe??? You didn’t tell me you starred in a Disney movie! Your acting is too good.”

Marcia

“Collarbones are sexy and yours is lookin real good if you know what I mean…”

[mammons-lover]

Asmodeus sighed dramatically before flopping onto Lucifer's bed next to Mammon, who was already sprawled there, counting his stolen riches. Lucifer glanced up from his paperwork, a hint of annoyance in his eyes.

Lucifer: Is something bothering you, Asmo?

Asmodeus: My brothers are twins, but there’s only one of me. It feels like a rip-off. Where’s my twin, huh? Where’s my twin?!

Mammon (attempting to hug Asmo): I’m right here, Mo-Mo. I got you!"

Asmodeus (pushing him away): You don’t look like me!

Mammon (finally bear-hugging Asmo): Not the criteria for being twins just look at them. I got you!

Asmodeus: You're suffocating me you bastard!

(Draft 1/72)

[porcelainfreak-zacrucian]

Why fix trash?

Just a lil comic, I gotta make more of those. Y'know, stop leaving AU ideas on one reference drawing and two keysmashes.

Can and should be interpreted as future TaGr. Or TaGf. TaGr+? Yeah fuck it I'm calling this TaGr+ idk. Will probably make a part 2. At least I hope I will x)

[galaxywarp]

Bob’s “girl walk”

[foxovobear]

I had this dream the turtles broke into a lab and Donnie found this mystic tablet thing that brought whatever a person drew into existence and this is how that played out.

He did, in fact, handle it, by the way. And it was just never brought up again.

[anxietyfluffy]

posting some of the pacific bay cc memes (ft tony sometimes) ive made on my discord server, some of these are OLD old but i thought they were funny LMAO

[vincesnoirs]

A silly idea I had inspired by that episode of Bob’s Burgers where Linda takes the kids trick or treating. But it’s the Cross Guild:

Buggy, excited: Wait, are you guys saying you had fun with me?

Mihawk: No, we’re saying we had fun around you.

Crocodile reluctantly agreeing in the background.

Buggy: That counts!

[unitedstatesoffandom]

United States of SPOOKY MONTH!!!!