#this girl is fricking hilarious

[thedauntlessduck]

Band of Brothers Characters as interactions between me and a friend

Winters: I want you in my group because you're smart and know what the fuck to do and get it done, unlike the other idiots

Nixon: Wake me up when it's lunch

Welsh: I got two letters in the mail today from my babe and I'm so excited

Speirs: *I dared her to throw her full orange juice bottle at me* *throws it at me across the table during history class and it hits me in the arm* Don't dare me to do something cause I'll fucking do it.

Sobel: *drawing a picture for an assignment in history class* look at my little tanks *holds picture up proudly and smiles*

Compton: *takes my aviator sunglasses off my face and puts them on hers* I look like a cop. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Dike: I'm going to take a nap so if anyone asks questions... you know.

Lipton: *after finding out I don't feel good* Oh my poor child. *starts petting my head*

Malarkey: *takes my review sheet out of my hand while I'm finishing it and starts copying down my answers*

Martin: Listen here you flatchested fucker. This isn't fair and I'm gonna complain about it

Guarnere: I once crashed a motorscooter and cut my knee open wide. It definitely needed stitches but I didn't tell my parents, I just bandaged it up and let it heal on its own.

Randleman: you're alright, kid. *punches my arm a little too hard*

Powers: *finds out my computer is touch screen and starts tapping around and opening tabs, which unintentionally prevented me from working on a paper* Oh jeez, I'm sorry. I got a little too excited.

Talbert: *starts tipping my chair back in the middle of class* *struggles to set me back up right and panics* *drops my chair to the ground with me now lying on the floor*

Toye: I have rings on all of my fingers on my right hand so I can do more damage when I need to punch someone

Luz: *I'm having an asthma attack* Holy shit, please don't die *me afterwards: i felt my soul leave my body* Jesus, I bet that's what it's like to be choked by Darth Vader.

Muck: Get over here you fucker, I need you to tell me how the hell to spell aeronautics.

Perconte: Don't let the fuckers steal my chocolate milks. Guard it with your life. Your. life.

Roe: *seeing me eyeing the coleslaw on her plate* Well if you want it, just say so, damn.

Liebgott: *after her food got hit by a ball and strewn all over the table* You little fucker, you're just gonna laugh at me? Why didn't you warn me, goddammit?

Webster: You're my partner whether you like it or not. So you better just start loving me.

Heffron: I hope you don't mind because I can't fucking spell.

[ghost-bison]

what i love about rtd companions is that even martha who was a fricking doctor was just a normal young adult. donna was the most normal woman in her mid-thirties you could find. rose was what people call a "chav". and the ninth doctor didn't have a "posh" accent. he sounded like a northerner. this is great

i am a northerner myself, but from france, where (surprise!) people with our accent and background are belittled like in britain, as we're working class. france isn't as elitist as britain but it's been getting worse

i live in france where people like rose are called "cas-sociaux" (charity cases basically, "cassos" for short) which has become an insult. we use it to tell people they're stupid. so basically, your level of intelligence is mesured by your up-bringing. if you're rich and still have both your parents, you're smarter. if you're poor and have only one parent, you're dumb. which is fucking shit, btw

but this classicism can be associated with so much racism in france towards mixed-raced people (and immigrants in general, even those who are now naturalized). cause statistically speaking, a lot of them are poor. thing is, they're poor and some of them even labeled as "delinquants", not because they're lazy or stupid, but because white people won't let them get jobs! duh

so yeah, i know rose is white (2005 uk tv, right?), but she's still poor and "underpriviledged" (much like myself, and even more so than myself), and eccleston even talked about this during a convention, how when billie piper was cast as rose there was a lot of negative feedback, because she was a pop-star. it's again very much linked to classicism, "people having to stay in their boxes"

and it's crazy hilarious and fantastic how the doctor himself gives a big fuck you to all those people who have been fans of the show for so long, by giving ZERO FUCKS that rose lives in a council flat or donna is considered a "lowbrow" due to her up-bringing her education and job or that martha has more melanin than his previous companions

the most brilliant creature in the universe would rather travel with your curious broke ass than with some snooty sophisticated daddy's girl and it makes the boomers so mad

[gildeddlily]

I need more content about Chuuya. like, Soukoku is the bsd couple with more works on Ao3, the most loved of the whole fandom, there are over 20 thousand fanfictions. there are tons of edits and AMV about him on tiktok and youtube, tons of x reader and fanarts. but it's (almost) always the sweet and a little dumb Chuuya.

Chuuya who's in love with Dazai and is begging him not to leave, who's mad at him for leaving the fricking mafia and "abandoning him", who's crying about being the second choice for everyone (fuck that, especially the "kouyou chose kyouka over chuuya"- you're telling me she chose to protect a 14ys girl over a 22ys man who's a mafia executive? oh sorry she should have left the child alone my bad), who is constantly manipulated by Dazai and betrayed (and content like this is made by people who love Dazai but don't understand him one bit- like yeah he manipulated the Sheep into betraying Chuuya but the Sheep were fucking assholes who didn't deserve Chuuya, and Dazai treated him fucking better than them- don't let me get started ab them or I'll never stop), feminized Chuuya, short and skinny Chuuya who likes to be the little spoon cause Dazai is the big strong man, lonely Chuuya who doesn't have anyone and basically dumb Chuuya who doesn't understand Dazai and cries to his sleep ab him.

fuck no, and I've been reposting every post that talks ab this. we want more Stormbringer Chuuya, and we don't have him 'cause not everyone has access to the novel or wants to read it. but Stormbringer is my Bible and should be everyone's.

We want more 15 years old Chuuya who carried on his shoulder a whole organization, the same organization that treated him like a damned dog, who got betrayed by the people he was sacrificing himself for the moment he tried to do something for himself, who was tricked into joining the Port Mafia (an organization he hated), who's easily read and manipulated and is aware of it, who never gave up on his humanity and worked hard and became important and strong for his new organization in a year as a teenager, who was able to made Dazai survive, giving him some sort of will to live, after like days of knowing him.

We want constantly dehumanized 16 Chuuya that got tortured for hours, that found out about his terrible origins and past, who sacrificed fondamental information about himself to save Yokohama, that almost got himself killed protecting the same person who betrayed him and fought his "brother" in order to do so, that lose the friends he called family and the only chance he had to have a life outside the mafia. Desperate because of his family's death Chuuya, in his painful corrupted form Chuuya, putting his life in Dazai's hands Chuuya, the one who beated the King of Assassins Chuuya, the one who was able to destroy an entire organization with his partner Chuuya. Port Mafia Executive Chuuya, who became who he was because of himself and with Dazai's help, who was able to become stronger even without him. Chuuya who suffered because of Dazai's deflection but understood it.

22 Chuuya who met his ex-partner after four years, stronger than how Dazai remembered him and still able to surprise (Dazai's "how fast!" when Chuuya punched him was hilarious and empowering, especially after his "I know all your moves" talk- and no, we "heard" his thoughts, so it wasn't an act stop saying that he had predicted that too when chuuya's like one of the only ppl able to surprise him) one of the smartest people in their country, who made sure things didn't change between them and made said smart and manipulative man cry from laughing over his damned rich girl impression. Chuuya who is the best martial artist and probably strongest ability user (Q is a child, and his "fight" with Steinbeck said a lot about his strength- crazy yes, but Chuuya could still beat almost everyone even without his ability) in the mafia, who could probably smash a wall with and without For The Tainted Sorrow. The Chuuya who's able to survive in a world surrounded by geniuses who constantly try to manipulate him (Dazai's manipulation is different than Fyodor's shut up), and able to be one of the most influential man in Yokohama without being a freaking genius.

Chuuya who has one of the best character developments I've ever read. Chuuya who has about him a lot of information (more than anyone else, we know you love him Asagiri) (please don't love him the way you loved Odasaku) and still gets mischaracterized again and again. this is an infodump ab what Chuuya means to me.

send ao3 links ty

[sincerely-sofie]

Chapter 8 of Sofie Plays "Slay the Princess": The Hero and the Princess (Round 3) + The Damsel

This is a love story, but it's a love story that I wrote at thirteen during my Warrior Cats phase.

[ Beginning ] - [ Previous Part ] - [ Next Part ]

... Hopefully she doesn't mind the flesh rotting off of my avian visage?

This run is going exactly like the one where I was forced to kill her by the Narrator--- I'm hoping I can change it by not alluding to her gnawing off her own limbs and just checking upstairs for a key.

FRICK.

Interestingly, the option to slay the Princess is no longer available here. The run is a bit different, despite being very similar.

I can't select any of the options. Am I stuck like this?

IF YOU SCROLL DOWN YOU CAN WARN HER. OH MY WORD. THE ANGST IN THIS SCREENSHOT.

Can I please chuck the blade away so that she can defend herself with it. Please. Pretty please. Narrator pleeeeeeeease---

Huzzah! Okay new game title: Slay the Borb.

... I didn't think that was actually going to be the route we took, but alright. Fair. Knowing the way the writing in this game has gone, she's going to miss anything vital and just make it hurt.

This is probably the single game I hate having so many predictions about prove to be correct.

Oh, shoot, it's a new chapter? I couldn't see through my tears.

New party member: Now introducing the Voice of the Simp! ... Smitten. Voice of the Smitten. Yes. That's what I said.

Mirror check! The Smitten is a dork. Moving on.

Once again, I didn't take the knife. I really gotta see what happens when I enter the basement with it in hand.

The Smitten ranting about how much he loves the Princess to the Narrator and Hero's utter dismay like:

I don't have any comments to make on this exchange other than how hilarious it is and how relatable it feels for someone who's had hallucinations try to talk to real people in the past.

The Hero was pulling out a squirt bottle for the Smitten two minutes ago, but the second the Princess calls him a hero he's competing for the Smitten's title. Peak character right there.

The idea of the Princess having a sort of Narrator instructing her on how to behave and what actions to take / things to say is INSANE and a question I had the second the Narrator told me to go down into that first basement. The immediate deconfirmation is a little saddening, but the Smitten's comment makes me wonder if the one who has reality warping powers here isn't the Princess, but us.

Hear me out. The way we interact with the Princess in the first chapter of every loop seems to dictate what the next Princess will be. It's like our opinion of her shapes what she becomes. She savaged our player character in that very first interaction, and then in the next, she was a wild animal that swallowed us whole. In the chapter preceding the Stranger, we never entered the cabin in the first place. We never met. And when we finally did, she was a fractal of possibilities--- almost as if because we hadn't formed an opinion of her yet.

GIRL HUH. Yeah no she's not real. This is a cardboard cut out with a speaker behind it.

NOPE DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT THE MUSIC IS VERY MUCH CHANGING.

Hey wait her eyes look different. Am I crazy?

Yeah no a lot more than her eyes are different! The gal is having a crisis of identity that is represented by the art style and that is VERY COOL and also VERY DISTRESSING

Chickened out and didn't press the issue of her having her own wants beyond leaving the cabin beyond a second question. I said that if she wants to leave, then we'll leave, and she was abruptly back to normal. Sweetie you need therapy.

The Smitten just said "We have each other. We don't need the world for our happy ending." and that COULD just be his mushy romanticism showing... but what if it's not?

Turns out the Narrator is the one who's been locking us in the basement 90% of the time, not the cabin itself, or the Princess. When we were locked in, I asked the Princess if she thought she could open the door, and said I believed in her when she asked if I thought she could.

THE POWER OF DATING A MARY SUE Y'ALL

Ultra Princess I'm genuinely so thrilled to hear your terrifying ambience again this princess scares me infinitely more than the ones who gnaw off their arms or eat me please take her away ;w;

FINALLY GOT A SCREENSHOT OF THE ARMS. THIS TIME I WAS READY, HECKERS!!!

Continuing this in the next post. Can't wait to take my next mirror selfie! I'm not scared whatsoever :,D

[lizmakesfics]

A Night To Remember

Summary: Loki offers you a dance; a one shot A/N: This is my first fic/oneshot!! It's pretty rough and really short but I'm still trying to learn so if anything just kindly critique me without hate pls. But either way I had fun writing it sooo at least there's that! Word Count:735 Warnings: Nothing but fluff <3

You had arrived to the dance fashionably late, wearing an elegant outfit that had everyone's eyes glued to you. You decided to find your friends, Wanda and Nat, who had been waiting on you expectantly.

"Oh my Gosh! Babes, you look amazing!!" Nat proclaimed as you approached.

"Ahh! Yes! give us a twirl!" Wanda said excitedly.

"Oh my gosh, guys, stop you're making me blush!!"

The three of you chatted for awhile when all of the sudden a slower, more waltz-worthy song started to play.

Before you knew it, your friends had been whisked away, and you were left to simply watch them, goofy grins on their faces, matched with star struck eyes.

As silly as it looked from the outside, all you wished for was for somebody to sway with you the same, their hand on your back to guide you, and to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

And, if you were being completely honest with yourself, you didn't just want that to be with anybody.

No. You had your eyes on a very special someone indeed.

Almost right on cue, you heard that familiar, kind voice come from beside you.

"Hello, lady y/n."

"Oh, hey Loki!" you responded, having been brought back to reality by the one person whom you were fantasizing of.

"You doing alright?" he asked genuinely, almost as if he could tell something was on your mind.

"Yeah just, watching the dancers. It's rather fun actually."

"Well certainly not nearly as fun dancing yourself."

"Me? Dance? Ha! Never in a million years." you responded, trying to hide how much you truly wished you could. "And what about you?" you asked, "I mean, I'm assuming you've experienced plenty of dances and balls being the prince of Asgard."

"Well yes, I suppose so," He said with a chuckle. "except, I never managed to find the right partner."

You furrowed your brows slightly, confused as to what he meant by this statement.

"What do you mean by-"

But you were interrupted by the surprise of seeing his hand, stretched out as an offer for you to take.

You hesitated; sure, this had happened before, but all it ever had meant in the past was to be a cruel joke made by boys from your school, who thought it hilarious to humiliate girls for the sake of 'fun'.

But this was different. In his eyes, those beautiful, emerald eyes, you only saw genuine hope and excitement, the kind of look that could only come from someone who wasn't playing a cruel joke and who truly cared.

You decided to take the chance, placing your hand onto his, and the two of you walked towards the dance floor.

It was just as you had dreamed. The two of you swayed and twirled all throughout the dance floor, working together in perfect harmony step by step, as if you could read each others very minds. You had heard of the term before, of it feeling like "we were the only ones in the room", but wow was it a feeling to experience. His gorgeous green eyes, passionate yet gentle, looking into yours as if you were someone whom he cared for, someone who he... loved?

The song ended, and the two of you stood there for a moment, not sure what to do next.

Finally he spoke up, grinning to himself mischievously as he did.

"You know, for someone who never dances, I must admit you were quite exceptional."

You giggled to yourself, humored by his sarcasm, and yet flustered all the same.

"Thank you, Loki."

More silence.

"Well, I suppose I should head back up to my room," you stated. "Me and Steve have a big mission tomorrow, and I really should get some rest."

"Of course, Lady y/n." He took your hand in his, bowing down to kiss the top of it. "It has been a lovely time with you this evening."

Frick was this flirting??? Or was he just acting out what was custom, if not habit to do as a prince?

Either way, you smiled back in response, so as to say the same, and reluctantly headed to your room. Whether he was flirting with you or not, which you embarrassingly admitted to yourself that you couldn't tell, it had truly had been a wonderful time, and you were just happy to have someone like him in your life.

[luke-shywalker]

What’s the worst Reylo take you’ve ever heard?

HOO BUDDY I GOT A LIST

No really. I can’t narrow it down to one so I’m just gonna list out my pet peeve Reylo takes.

Making pro-Reylo arguments from TFA like: - Kylo carried her bridal style - it was sexy when he locked her down in interrogation and told her “You know I can take whatever I want” - Rey was obviously initially attracted to him when he took off his mask

Painting Ben’s family (Han, Leia, Luke) as abusive/neglectful. To be clear—I AGREE that Ben FELT this way about his family, but I don’t think Ben was CORRECT. Though to give Reylos credit, this may be just that they’re taking the sequels at face value, instead of looking at the sequels as gross mischaracterizations of Han, Leia and Luke.

Reylo is LITERALLY Space Pride and Prejudice!!!!!!!1! Homie Darcy didn’t murder like a thousand people. I’m not one of those Kylo haters who think he’s a real person and you’re not allowed to like villains and I’m not even full anti-Reylo but. There are some pretty significant differences between Kylo and Darcy here LOL

Ben should have lived!! No. Ben Solo is a tragedy. Let him be a tragedy. Dude sacrificed his life to save Rey and save the galaxy, do you not find that beautiful?? This is what AUs are for stop saying he shouldn’t have died in the movie

And these aren’t really takes per se, but they drive me crazy about the Reylo fandom:

The Rian Johnson worship like…what

The Reylo-fication of everything Adam and Daisy ever do now in their acting careers like…what

THE FREAKING…REYLO-FANFICS-TURNED-NYT-BESTSELLERS SNHFJSJDBDJSKFJBFNDNDJDNNFND I’M INSANE (breathe…breathe…)

And to be fair, let’s balance it out with the BEST Reylo takes I’ve ever heard! (The list is shorter)

Ben and Rey get each other in a way that no one else will, both having orphan souls and a yearning to belong, to find their place—Rey with the family she’s never known, Ben away from the family that’s always defined him. Ben is drawn to Rey because she chooses the light when he was led astray by his dark nature, Rey is drawn to Ben because she knows the temptation to give into her anger and sees how she could have so easily become him.

Ben and Rey start with a platonic bond that becomes a romantic bond because of its intensity and their shared experiences/trauma-bonding when they fought the enemy together (I’m NOT saying that romantic bonds are stronger than platonic ones. Just that if Rey likes boys and Ben likes girls and they’re so deeply connected, it’s kinda. Probably just gonna happen.) None of this “love at first sight” crap.

Ben and Rey aren’t initially sexually attracted to each other. I don’t think they…THINK like that. They’ve spent most of their lives trying to survive (physically and emotionally), they’re both still carrying the wounds of their inner children, they both seem kinda guarded and closed off due to their experiences—I don’t think sex is on their minds. (This is my more intelligent way of saying “Ben and Rey are idiot virgins who don’t know what sex is”) Also it’s freaking HILARIOUS to imagine their first encounters (if that were to happen in an AU) being not all sexy like a 50 Shades Reylo fanfic but AWKWARD AS FRICK

I think basically I hate the really surface-level version of Reylo that is just based on the two of them being hot and wanting to screw and boohoo poor Ben Solo. (You know I’m insane about Ben Solo but I also know he did So Many Things Wrong.) But I’m down for enemies-to-friends/found family-to-lovers Reylo where their relationship develops gradually and is based on their shared experiences and deep understanding of one another.

Thanks for the ask!!

[theflagscene]

Wait! How!? When!? Where!? How is White suddenly there!? How did Tee meet White!? You can’t just play upbeat music and have the boys running around to show the passage of time and not explain how the fucking villain of the story got the most adorably innocent lil princess boyfriend on the planet!

Phee, bringing Jin on a date to the same place you and Non liked to go is just weird. I hate people who use the same ‘date’ spots for their new partners that they used with their past partners and no, this isn’t me projecting, why do you ask!? Lmao 😂 shut up it’s still tacky af

‘Friend’ the dreaded word.

What is with the ass slapping and window sex!? I mean, I get that they’re supposed to 18 year old boys, who are by definition perverted, but that was some porn level shit. Also, again, no prep. Phee wasn’t even the one blown so it’s not like they were even using spit for lube, or an already lubed condom. What is this, another ABO show? Just having the dudes slick and sliding all over one another apparently.

Ta’s got a decent ass at least, good for him.

“Did you cheat on my brother?” Nah, pretty sure they broke up when Phee saw him being raw dogged by the teacher and then told him to go die, but whatever helps you sleep at night Tan.

“Don’t fall in love with him.” Yeah, I think it’s too late for that.

Oh, mom is not looking so great. Hmm, something tells me that video isn’t real. Mom knows what’s up, it’s finally hit her, her baby’s dead. The actress did a fantastic job of a mother realizing the truth of the death of her child, it’s a startling realization that does take your legs out from under you. Your mind blanks, you can’t think about anything but the last time you saw them, the last terrible thing you said, all you can do is try not to scream. - That got a little too dark and real, sorry.

news.boc.com Cute BoC, very cute.

How long were Phee and Jin supposed to have been fucking by now? Weeks? Months? Because Jin has gotten very emotionally invested very quickly, which is appropriate for teenagers I suppose.

Two years, so they’d be in their what, second year of uni? Tan has gone full mad scientist I see.

Wait, he called to tell Tan that his mom was dead and it was her funeral that day and he just showed tf up! When his dad thought he was still in England!? Lmao, that’s fricking hilarious. I know, I know, wrong reaction to this scene but I’m weird, what can I say.

Oops, bye bye daddy. No wonder Tan is so fucking nuts! That would drive anyone insane. He literally needs Non to be alive otherwise he’s lost everything for nothing.

Is Tan his own guinea pig for his drugs!? Jesus dude, get some help.

Question, were Phee and Jin fucking during their time at university too? Or are you telling me all this ‘I love him’ crap was from one night of decent dick and a few ‘best friend dates’? Like the math ain’t mathing, establish a better timeline here for me when it comes to their relationship because in the first episode it made it seem like they were screwing around for a really long time, months at the very least. But now it seems like they fucked around a couple times in one 12 hour period, Jin decided that was enough to wanna date, caught Phee in a mood because of the fake news report and then they just… what? Kept fucking? Stopped? Jin carried a torch for him for over two years after one night together? Acted like a scorned lover for years because of a single teenaged tryst? Not to be that guy, but girl, you’re coming off a little desperate. I need a more accurate timeline!!!

“This won’t kill them.” Tan, could you try and be a tad more convincing when saying that?

That was a fantastic look from Tan to end on, ngl. Although someone needs to save baby White!

Next episode, we’re back in the present for the most part it seems. Jin somehow still trusts Phee, Fluke somehow gets the gun back and oh look, he holds White hostage, poor bb did nothing, leave him alone! And Tee clearly does know what happened to both Non and Keng as he runs up onto the roof where his uncle is to see the pair… unconscious? Dead? One of each?

I want some backstory about how White fits into all of this next time as well, that would be great. Although considering how little the timeline of events during grade 12 are fully explained, I doubt knowing more about White would make very much sense at this point.

[foreverrandomwritings]

Season 8 Episode 5: Masks.

I love a family costume🖤🖤

Oh Karen my sweet completely valid woman.

Athena what the hell are you doing? You’re scaring the shit out of me. Oh good you scared the whole class. This is so foreshadowing for something later.

SIGMA STOP SHUT UP!

That teacher was honestly extremely useless.

Oh Eddie still dealing with the consequences of his actions how upsetting.

I don’t like this showstopper guy…..

Cap Dracula is fucking fire. I love it. Absolutely hilarious. That kid doesn’t have any humor.

How are they all supposed to be ready for an emergency like this?

Oh my god…. Eddie😂😂

GO CHIM!

I KNEW THIS FUCKING GUY WAS GONNA BE REAL!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Buck: Why would they let me rent a real body?🥹🥹

You poor little soul baby.

Head stuck in a pumpkin… just cut it off?

Gourd’s can be unpredictable😂😂

BUCK SLIPPED ON GUTS OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS😂😂

I love this Eddie/Buck/Tommy trio.

Buck: I don’t think it’s good news.

Tommy: What do you mean?

Eddie: oh my don’t ask.

Buck: It’s a curse.

Tommy: What the frick?

Eddie: Told you not to ask🤷🏽‍♂️

In this instance Eddie and Buck are married and Tommy is a an outsider. Oh wait….

Tommy: Lights out Evan.

Ew I have the ick. EVAN. No it’s Buck.

But Tommy is fine as fuck. He’s like pretty god awful terrible but still fine.

Honestly I do believe Buck is cursed🤷‍♀️

Oh Denny my sweet sweet boy.

EDDIE HE IS CURSED!

A bag of stuff😂

A clown car😂

A big baby punching a zombie😂

I knew these girls were gonna be bad news.

A TRICK OR TREATER PENNED BY THE CAR!

ITS DENNY! FUCKING BITCH ASS GIRLS.

If the teacher had been a better teacher earlier this maybe wouldn’t have happened.

Oh the vice principal is dead.

His legs hurting is a good sign.

Hen really shouldn’t be the one up there but okay then.

DENNY WHAT THE HELL.

A FIELD TRANSFUSION! I knew someone there had to have his blood type.

I didn’t expect to be crying at 7:17am on a Friday morning.

I bet you’ll reevaluate not showing up to anything now won’t you hen?

Brownies for breakfast sounds so good.

Nurse: have you been checked in yet?

Buck: This is just my face.

Eddie eating candy: Mehhhh👀👀

No honestly Hen should feel bad for never being there for her kids.

Buck you are so funny I love you.

Buck: You tried to take my arm and you made my face gross, my boyfriend won’t kiss me.

Tommy: that’s so untrue bro.

Athena using that millennial language.

SHUT UP CHRISTOPHERS PICTURE!

Buck: Can you lift this curse?

Tommy: Please lift it…

This was a pretty good episode!

[somewhere-in-a-microwave]

Sanrio characters that I wanna see more often

Ms Anna and Chowder

Who were only seen in Cinnamoroll's epik backstory movie, Cinnamoroll: The Movie. They're so cute I'm sad we don't get to see them often. I need to see an interaction between Cinnamoroll or a mention.

2. Princess Lulu (Or Lulu-Hime) of the Sygnus Comet (I think)

Originally from the Little Twin Stars animated series. Not to be confused with Lulu (left side) of the Magical Twin Comets who is mostly seen with their twin Lili (right side), notice that they're all friends with the Little Twin Stars...

So for clarification, I call the top one Princess Lulu or Lulu-Hime and I call the bottom one Lulu Comet or Witch Lulu.

3. Coro Chan: The first Sanrio character ever.

This guy basically started it all and I think they deserve more recognition.

4. Charmmy Kitty (and Sugar)

Charmmy Kitty is Hello Kitty's pet cat. If that didn't make sense to you, Hello Kitty is not a cat (or a human) she is an entirely different something and identifies as a little girl. Charmmy is a cat.

And Sugar is Dear Daniel's pet hamster.

5. Wolf (or wolves???)

Fun fact: My Melody was originally an oc Sanrio came up with for their Little Red Riding Hood fanfic (that was the most funniest summary of MyMelo's origin). Unfortunately for the wolf (who's unnamed) has not been getting proper treatment from Sanrio. Their first design looked nothing like a wolf and in My Melody No Akazukin, they were more toonish but felt out of place design-wise. However, I do find them goofy (in a good way). Bro was My Melody's original rival before Kuromi was created

6. Wookami

An original character from The Adventure of Hello Kitty and Friends. He was a sworn enemy to the gang, a supposed criminal? (not really), a devilish troublemaker, lives on the moon (I don't know which other Sanrio characters live on the moon, but it would rather hilarious to think that there would be neighbours for him) and orders fresh warm milk every Thursday, cuz he's a girlboss.

7. Egbert

Also a character that was only seen in the series, he seems to look up to Badtz-Maru. Unfortunately, we don't know much about him, other than the fact he has a mother.

8. These fricking goobers

They are all seperate characters from a different series. Little Kitty is a sentient doll based off of Hello Kitty and they both coexist????

9. Kuromi's 5 vs the new gang

Imagine the beef...

10. Them.

(From top left to bottom right) Fangora, Catnip, Grinder and Mowzer (I wonder if anybody else even remembers Mowzer)

I don't know if they count, but I'm putting them here. Man, these guys (and the MyMelo Wolf) really need to get updated. I really like their charm and colours.

[kpchrs]

Since Life is Strange referenced Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Victoria is a reference) and I'm a big fan of BTVS, I think if LiS characters watch it, their favourite characters would be:

(The characters are Max, Chloe, Kate, Warren, Vic, and Nathan.)

Max: I think Max wouldn't really like the vampires and dark theme. Maybe it's too fantastical horror for her cuppa. But I think she'd relate to Willow the most. (A nerd who has no self-esteem then gets a magic power and gets too powerful she's drunk in it? Hell yeah.) And she'd love Tara a lot, the kindest character of all. I think Max would be very interested in Giles too. No, it's not because he's a teacher, she swore. He was very intellectual, it was very attractive! She watched when Chloe watched. It's more fun for her that way.

Chloe: Chloe would be that girl who is like "Yum, sista" when she met Faith and "I can't believe Faith is not gay. SHE'S DEF FRUITY AT LEAST." She would really empathise with Faith too (esp. her parental issues) and she would love her darkness. (Buffy had daddy issues too, but I think Faith resonated in Chloe more.) She'd think Spike was so fricking cool, at least in S2 when he was still a hardcore evil punk rock vampire, but not really after he got chipped. She'd be a little bit disappointed, but she'd still think he was hilarious. I think Chloe would be kinda annoyed at Angel's character, at least in BTVS. I don't think she'd continue watching after S5...? Maybe she didn't really care about the main romance plot lol (Hey, my mom's name is Joyce too! They are very different tho.) When Chloe stopped watching, Max stopped too.

Kate: I appreciate the soul and demons explanation, Warren. But, um, it's too dark for me. I don't really like vampires anyway...

Warren: Warren would LOVE this TV show. He'd be the type of person who SOBBED at Bangel. Bangel is so tragic, Max, I can't believe the universe doesn't want them together, WHY. He'd think Buffy was so hot, Spike was so cool, Giles was rad, etc. He loved almost every cool character. He'd be offended because a guy with his name was a pathetic, gross villain in S6. He'd really enjoy Spuffy too, he'd think it was so spicy ohohohohoho. Delicious, delicious. Then was kinda shocked at SR (iykyk) (but more like, "Oh, shit, they went there!"), cheered at the end of the S6, and then SOBBED again in the end of S7. I think he'd just enjoy whatever it was on the show and he'd think it's one of the best shows of all time. But my favourite is always Doctor Who, Max, always. He then would be off yapping about his analysis of each season and episode, or what he read on Reddit that he claimed as his own, and go blah blah blah bla--

Victoria: Same as Warren, Vic would be the biggest fan of the show. I think Vic would have Buffy as her favourite character. She'd be a Bangel shipper and a diehard Angel and DB fan. She'd be on Tumblr fighting the Spuffy fans. She agreed that Spike was hot, but the ship rivalry was just...yeah. But she'd secretly see herself in Cordelia. Victoria would ask, "I'm not as bitchy as Cordelia, right, Nate? Right??" and Nathan would just laugh his ass off, annoying her. Later in ATS, she came for Angel but had Cangel as a guilty pleasure. Cordelia's character development would kinda trouble her. Not because it wasn't good but because...well, she saw herself in her and could I be like that? Then she watched S4 and was so mad at them fucking up Cordy's arc.

Nathan: Nathan watched this show on and off because Victoria was watching it near him but he didn't like it. He wasn't too interested in a female main character and would be one of the people who was like: "She's hot but there's no way a girl that small can beat up people. (Stupid name, btw.)"

"She's the vampire slayer!" Vic protested.

"So fucking what?!"

He'd remember Riley and ask, "Where is that soldier guy?"

"He fucked off to Brazil a season ago, Nathan! Shut up about Riley already, he sucked!"

"Brazil again." (Iykyk.)

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

How do people hate Mana? She’s hilarious.

First episode of the season this giant crab monster appears and starts bulldozing people left and right. And when this first happens in their season most pinks however ditzy some might be will at least have the common sense to take a moment to reasonably react like “what the heck is THAT?!?!?!”

Mana skips past that step ENTIRELY. Without being the slightest bit scared or confused for a SECOND, she skips right to the “oh no! it’s headed for where that little girl I befriended earlier is!” and RUNS AFTER IT ALL THE WAY UP THE S T A I R S of a SKYSCRAPER to save that little girl.

And THEN. She proceeds to stand right in front of this giant monster the likes of which she has NEVER seen in her life, still not having any powers to fight it with, still not even knowing that’s possible yet, and just go “Hey!!!! You’re not being very nice right now!!!! You have to wait your turn!!!! Shame on you!!!! >:-( >:-( >:-( >:-(“

GIRL.

And the monster just freaking stares at her for a moment. And then it tramples her.

And then this pink floating bunny with a jewel on its head shows up and is like “hi! i’m a fairy from the Card Kingdom! please, become a Precure and defeat this thing!”

And most cures when first in this situation will have the basic common sense to at first be like “what the frick?!?! fairies exist?!?! what do you mean Card Kingdom?!?! why do you look like a stuffed animal?!?! what the heck is a Precure?!?!?!?!”

Mana, again, absolutely NONE of that. Absolutely zero questions asked, absolutely zero confusion or disbelief, not for a second, without missing a beat she’s IMMEDIATELY just shaking the fairy’s hand and going “cool! I’m Mana! nice to meet you :-D” and even the other fairies are like “?!?!?!?! what the frick?!?!?!”

I don’t know what you people are on about. Mana is freaking FANTASTIC. She won me over SO fast and SO hard from day one. Sure, she gets a little too much focus at the expense of her teammates who are also absolutely amazing, but that’s not a fault of Mana as a character herself. Mana herself is the freaking greatest. She’s a girlboss and a polyamorous icon and an absolute riot. I love her so much.

[uselessmicrowave]

hey i wanted to request a match-up since i saw your match-up requests are open, if that's alr!!! id prefer MTMTE Lost Lighters and/or G1 or TFP Decepticons

Appearance: thick 2C/3A curly dark blond & purple hair at shoulder length. buglike blue eyes and lip piercings ; vertical labret + dolphin bites. 2 tattoos, one of my passed away kitten and 1 of a praying mantis on my arm. im tall and awkwardly portioned due to ehlers danlos. lots of keloid scars and a bit fuzzy. slight baby face. pale as frick frack and translucent skin with veins showing.

Pets: 7 CATS. 2 dogs. 1 ball python and a small colony of madagascar hissing cockroaches. i am an avid animal lover and a nerd about all their behaviors, biology and habitat preservation.

Fav foods: RAW GREEN BEANS, vegetable fried rice, hashbrowns and eggs, s'mores, pesto pasta ; not vegetarian / vegan but prefer ethical sourcing of food and have my own garden.

Style: flexible but usually comfortable hippie goth / casual 70s . almost everything i own is green and brown, but I also have lots of purple stuff (fav colour)

Hobbies & interests: chalk art, painting, drawing, metal bands lead by girls, dubstep, entomology, mycology, dragons, robots/ai, TRANSFORMERS, aliens/ufos, lucid dreaming, tarot cards, a solarpunk society, anti-capitalist

Smarts: bugs, animal and human health + biology, fungi, symbiotic relationships in nature, communication, being a mediator, giving advice

Bad habits: I've picked at my skin since I was a baby, as I have ocd + dermatillomania. because of it i am littered with bumps, scars, and can't shave due to ingrown hairs or risking making a scrape and then scratching until im sent to the er weeks later with cellulitis. i also have problems focusing and have a dissociative disorder that makes me not myself. i have bad anxiety that i cope with well, but if i stay up late i can overthink myself into a sobbing fit for no reason.

My personality: my friends describe me as WEIRD. my mom says im an alien. i would say that the people i know and i all agree i am creative, artsy and kind of an old soul. im patient sometimes but also get overwhelmed by certain situations because im autistic and can't multitask. i love helping others and when spending time with friends i like to make them gifts or play outside with them and look for bones or cool plants, or roleplay warrior cats with my besties. i have "childish" interests but am mature and independent, and am a caretaker. i had a rough upbringing and as an adult i feel like i heal my inner child everyday by living as autistic as possible.

whew that was long. anyways, thank you, feel free to ignore!!!!!! just wanted to shoot a shot bc these match up things always look fun lol. thanks!!!!! XP

Hello! Apologies I only wrote for one of the continuities. I’m matching you with TFP Megatron!

Megatron

He’ll get you more purple clothing to match him.

Grabs your hands and holds them when you’re picking at your skin, then he’ll carry you to the medbay for Knockout to patch you up.

Megatron believes that seven cats is a bit… obnoxious, but nevertheless will make room for all of your pets.

Jokes about your bug colony being an army… he thinks it’s hilarious that you have an insect army of your own.

Megaton holds you close to his spark when you overthink things/start to cry.

Everything is weird on the Nemesis, so you’re not out of place on the ship to him.

He does his best to appreciate and support all of your interests, even if he sees them as childish.

At least once a week he’ll take you to a new foresty area, where you can “observe all the different types of mushrooms and squirrels you want.” He’ll usually sit in a clear-ish area and watch you frolic through the trees.

[thxtmarvelchick]

✨BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS ORGANIZED BY GENRE (and tropes listed)✨

i will do the cut thing because this is going to be long…

THIS WILL BE CONTINUOUSLY ADDED ONTO AS I READ MORE BOOKS THAT FIND THEMSELVES IN MY FAVOURITES

Fantasy/Sci-fi (because I feel like they go hand in hand)

•A Court Of Thorns And Roses (the entire series) by Sarah J Mass

I can genuinely say that this series had such a massive impact on my life and it will always be in my top recs. The writing is SO beautiful and the world- building is IMPECCABLE you can vividly picture everything and it just completely transports you to this magical world.

Tropes: fae (ik this isn’t a trope i just had to say it), a little enemies to lovers, a little friends to lovers, royalty, FATED MATES (my personal favourite), forced proximity, they dream of each other, she owes him a debt, slow burn, found family

spice is included✨ and honestly pretty fricking spicy (spiciest on this list probably)

•Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

Another book that like altered my brain chemistry because it was so good. The main character has a chronic illness (that is the same chronic illness the author has). It’s such a comfort book to me and i really wish i could read it for the first time again because there’s twists and the ending had me SHELLSHOCKED and i do not get shocked easily because most of the time i can tell it’s coming but i genuinely had NO IDEA that is how good Rebecca Yarros’ writing is.

Tropes: enemies to lovers (but they’re attracted to each other from the very start), kind of forbidden love (parents were enemies), they’re bonded to each other so kind of fated mates?, THEY’RE AT A COLLEGE TO BECOME DRAGON RIDERS THAT’S LITERALLY SO COOL, oh did i mention DRAGONS THAT TALK AND ARE SASSY LITTLE SHITS, also kind of found family bc the MC’s is dysfunctional as hell

also spice is included✨ i’d rate it maybe a 3/5?, it’s not SUPER detailed and there’s not a lot but there’s one scene where my jaw was dropped the entire time

•One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston

This is a comfort read FOR SURE. I felt so seen because the MC is just like me (socially awkward, book lover, nerd) and she has a huge crush on this other girl ( YES IT’S LGBTQ!!) who is totally like 70s rockstar vibes (she’s literally so cool i cannot). It’s a book that’ll have you squealing and kicking your feet. Oh did i mention the love interest is ACTUALLY a 70s pink chick who’s accidentally time travelled forward after an accident she had on the subway?

tropes: this is pure fluff guys like seriously you can’t not love it, kind of coming of age (she’s 23 and finding her confidence and place in the world) , the love interest doesn’t remember how she got there (so amnesia), found family (just now noticing a theme with all my recs so far..)

there’s spice mentioned but not actual spicy scenes!

Romance

•Bridgerton series

This series is a staple however due to you not having to read all the books/ the books in order there are a few that i don’t think i’ll reread (i haven’t even read Francesca’s yet) like for instance i didn’t like Benedict’s book because of the Cinderella retelling aspect and I ended up dnfing

BUT the rest are REALLY good, my favourites being Colin/Penelope’s (Romancing Mister Bridgerton) and Hyacinth’s (It’s In His Kiss)

Tropes: (just doing the main one for each book)

Book #1 (Daphne)- fake relationship

Book #2 (Anthony)- enemies to lovers

Book #3 (Benedict)- fairytale retelling (cinderella), she was a lady’s maid for one of his sisters (i think… it’s been awhile)

Book #4 (Colin/Penelope)- friends to lovers, she’s a socially awkward wallflower and i relate immensely (there’s twists and overall is just a beautiful love story)

Book #5 (Eloise)- they’re pen pals and she runs away to his home (he has children that are an absolute MENACE to her it’s hilarious)

Book #6 (Francesca)- haven’t read yet but i know that the main premise is her late husband (who died not long after she married him) ‘s cousin has always loved her since he met her

Book #7 (Hyacinth)- mystery, they’re trying to find his family’s hidden jewels (their dynamic is amazing and hyacinth is my favourite bridgerton she’s so funny to me)

Book #8 (Gregory)- they’re friends and they realize they’re in love with each other as they’re about to marry other people (he crashes her wedding it’s fantastic)

[agentnico]

Hundreds of Beavers (2024) review

This is cinema.

Plot: A drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the greatness that is this film’s poster! Very reminiscent of the poster for the 1963 epic comedy It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, it truly encompasses the full scale cartoonish madness of the movie, and honestly is a piece of art in itself. As for the movie itself? Yeah, it’s fricking awesome!

This comes to us from director Mike Cheslik and co-writer Ryland Brickson Cole Tews (by the way holy Moses what a cool name that is!), the pair who gave us the Tews-directed Lake Michigan Monster, a bonkers little indie film that’s a mix of Life Aquatic and The Lighthouse and is immensely entertaining and stupid. What I like about these guys is how they fill their micro-budget productions with so much creativity, humour and visual inventiveness, and it really puts a lot of modern day Hollywood pictures to shame. These guys are great and so when Hundreds of Beavers popped up on my Letterboxd recommendations, it was a no brainer - I had to seek out this movie!

Hundreds of Beavers echoes the structure of video games, especially RPGs. The central character starts out as an absolutely numpty loser, and then as the film progresses he by trial and error improves his craft to become a skilful and talented trapper. This is reminiscent of how in a video game when your first start you’re essentially useless and crap at everything, but as you level up you become an utter boss. Take Resident Evil for example. In the beginning you struggle to defeat a single zombie. Chances are on your first few playthroughs you’ll die like a little b**ch. Talking from experience here, I remember that first village fight in Resident Evil 4! Then by the end you’re drilling through hordes with unlimited ammo and rocket launchers with super high HP and literally nothing can stop you. With Hundreds of Beavers it’s the same. The first part of the film the poor chap can’t even kill a single animal, let alone a beaver. By the end though he’s engaging in an impressive battle of fisticuffs with crowds upon crowds of beavers. I mean, not really a spoiler to say that there are loads of beavers in this film. Not just a hundred, we’re talking thousands!

That brings me to one of the biggest surprises of this film - there’s actually a fully fledged story here. Like yes the narrative exists entirely for the purpose of throwing as many ridiculously nuts slapstick gags in our faces at a rapid speed of a joke every second, but they are held together by a cohesive narrative. The main character Jean Kayak (brought to life by a superbly committed performance from Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, again, love the name) goes through a significant growth throughout the movie, and his mission to get the girl is as timely and charming as ever. I must say it took me about 20 minutes to properly get into the movie, but once I got to the level of whackiness it was going for I was engaged throughout.

So the visuals. Filtered throughout with a surreal black-and-white grainy filter, this plays out like a live-action cartoon in the vain of Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry. The stylistic choice that really makes this movie so unique is that the overwhelming majority of animals that Jean comes across are played by actors in full sizes costumes. Yep, it’s a bunch furries alright. Smaller animals such as birds and fish appear as little puppets, but all the larger animals are indeed played by actors in suits. You’d expect a gimmick like this to lose steam after a while, however the funny thing about Hundreds of Beavers is that it manages to consistently stay hilarious throughout, and in fact gets progressively crazier as it goes on. The final 20 minutes are truly fantastic, with the creators throwing every creative idea and visual gag they could possibly whip out of their books in your face. This movie could have easily ended up feeling like a stretched out SNL sketch, but luckily the creators share so much ambition to allow this movie to flourish in its endless creativity. Charlie Chaplin would be proud.

Hundreds of Beavers is one of the most creative, inventive and entertaining comedies of the last decade, and I had a smile on my face from start to finish. From the punchy editing, funny music cues, well-timed cutaway gags, goofy costumes or the endlessly creative deaths, this thing has so much unhinged energy it’s unreal. I can see this not being for everyone, but then again silent slapstick comedy nowadays can be definitely classed as an acquired taste, but I truly believe that everyone would find at least some part of this film amusing. In my eyes, this is a comedic marvel. Yeah, f*** those beavers!

Overall score: 9/10

[drawthething]

Hey there! Here's a hard one. What are your top ten favorite Bob's Burgers episodes? 💖

You're enabling my ramble braincell by letting me do a top 10 list and for that I love ya ❤️ Okay okay here we go (I ranted about the first 3 eps a while ago so imma be real quick with them)

1. The Runaway Club: brilliant amazing perfect 👌👌👌 It's like they put all of my favourite candy favours in a jar!! Definitely my go to bobs ep at any time

2. The Oeder games: suuuch a good season finale 😭 We're getting Mr. Fischoeder and all these fun side characters along with Bob's glorious shining moments

3. Ex mach Tina: "oh it's a Tina & Jimmy Jr ep no wonder why you love it" yeah yeah yeah pffft. It's a super good and hilarious one too 😭 All the plots are so fun and god I'll never shut up about my boy's musoems

4. Yes without my Zeke: look, it's a Zeke & Jimmy Jr ep and you know I'd eat it up any day!! Their precious interactions from the beginning to the end just bless my heart ❤️ And it's a heist kind of ep sooo 👀👌 There's Frond, there's Branca and bam! Golden comedy! I like Randy's B plot and Arnold too :D My only issue would be that Tina's distaste towards Zeke is pretty ooc considering this is s9. A little injustice to their current dynamic I think

5. Mother daughter laser razor: best s3 ep? Linda & Louise interactions in the whole episode crack me up. Their little bond moment in the end though 😭. This is probably my favourite Logan & Cynthia ep too, they're so golden!! I LIVE for that Freaky Friday rant and the "Diiiie, Logan!" pffffft. And the B plot is so fun, Bob waxing his legs with Tina, letting Gene wax his legs and the little pep talk are both so funny and lovely!

6. The kids run away: probably my fav Louise episode :D Sooo many good lines. "Bribing Louise? We don't have that kind of money". I really love Gayle in this one. Like her apocalypse night rant? Pfffft. And her helping out Louise in the end ❤️ There's also Dr. Yap and the whole "SQUAAAT!" thing

7. Work hard or die trying girl: musical battles baby!! MUSICALS!! I love Gene & Courtney interactions in this one :D And you know I'd dig any ep where they manage to put these many Wagstaff kids together! They're all so perfect! Labonz's great, the ending play's great (actually no it's AMAZING), the outro's great! I'd kill for another episode like this one

8. Best Burger: good? So good? The whole fig store flashback itself is perfecta!! I fricking love the dialogues and voice acting in this one. How they address Gene's flaw and how it's kinda flipped to Bob's flaw too and how it's resolved during Gene's last minute delivery is 👌 Definitely one of their best moments. Super fun ep that's unexpectedly sweet :] Also Mickey and that drunk flashback scene pffffft

9. Bob Day Afternoon: why is this ep so fricking funny?? The legendary phone call bit is everything!! Mickey & Bosco are 👌. And Tina 😭 precious and hilarious as always. The family clinging onto Bob before he delivers burgers is both so funny and oddly sweet. Idk why I like it so much, I just pick this ep everytime I wanna go unwind mindlessly wheezing for 20 minutes pffft

10. Sea me now: my fav Teddy episode :] I don't think it's a masterpiece kind of ep but something about it just gives me looots of good vibes. The storyline is pretty fun, Teddy's arc is so lovely, and Tina's cellphone plot is so stupidly funny. I especially love the ending, always so heartfelt to me ❤️ (but it's Teddy so there're funny lines interrupting too pffft)

[miniwolfsbane]

I found Love and Deepspace and I'm flabbergasted! I'm floored! I'm in love (with Zayne ghghghgh!! He looks like a live action photo realistic Mamoru Chiba!!)

But Rafayel caught my attention in-game. Unfortunately he's locked for whatever reason. Blarrghhhh! Edit: I meant in the cafe. I finally unlocked him there and have been getting lots of cards with him and met him in the storyline, but I like doing things one at a time. Next time, baby.

I can't wait to see how this goes. Usually it's hard for similar games to keep my attention, but this one's plot is slower and there's not so many LI's (love interests) it's overwhelming (See love 365 and others). This looks promising, not overly violent, and I love that it's an Otome game for the American market!! Those seem to be gaining popularity fast. (What's that one for switch, love dungeon or boyfriend sword or something?) Very cool we're finally getting dating games after Japan jumped on that bandwagon many, many years ago!--But I digress. Gaming for women shouldn't always be about romance, but for us singles who aren't 1000% happy being single like some Hallmark movie, it helps keep us sane. Or that's what I like to believe. Or maybe I should just speak for myself.

Edit: Also the character creator is beyond sic!! However, they should've added more skin detail and eyebags. My face is splotchy today and I have constant eyelines. And as usual, sad the default body is average weight, but happy for the dark-skinned girls that actually have options in this game. That feels extremely rare for Japanese (?) Chinese made games. (Not that I've played any, kind of just assuming here.) It would have put it over the top to have heavy skins. Frick everyone that said that Dove girl gaming campaign was crap recently!! I want my body type in games, dangit! I want the hot guy to see ME as desireable!!!!! (This is a whole other rant. Oops.)

Edit: Maybe I'm just tired, but Zayne's dry humor when you get to interact with him in the cafe is hilarious!! (My favorites are "I am not your plushie" (sir, I beg to differ, yes you are!) and "Are you trying to massage my eyeballs?" Notable mention to "Are you using your hands to measure my waist?" Give a raise to the writers! And the character designers, omg!!) I still don't know what the breathe option actually does. I kept coughing into the mic and it got really laggy. I would've been equal parts creeped out and ecstatic if he'd said something like "That's a nasty cough you have.")

*sigh* Combine these graphics with CAI and we'd probably never leave our houses or get off our phones.--No, I don't want that. CAI is bad enough. I have responsibilities. But note to future self-don't try to enjoy this game when I'm on my "night shift" taking care of my dad. It sucks the enjoyment out of it. Boo!!