#BlitzStrike

[v0id-clawz]

[genericartist27]

You know you f*cked up with a canon ship when people start actively saying that another non canon ship one would be better.

Edit: Blitz deserved better than that Owl B*tch, and Striker deserves to have his Trauma explored.

This is a Anti-Stolas, Pro Blitz X Striker post

[chaifootsteps]

actually realistic AU that deals with domestic violence / abuse far better than the show does:

things go on as they are now with Stolas being ungrateful and being a drain on Blitzo's business

Blitzo begins to loose patience with this and point out Stolas isn't helping himself this way, and he's hurting IMP by being such a lousy receptionist. if he doesn't want that, why doesn't he go out and get another job?

and Stolas whines and plays victim about how hard it is to be poor and so hated and he barely even has to imply it's Blitzo's fault to make him feel guilty about it

and Blitzo keeps trying because isn't love and intimacy what he wanted, the thing that would fix him? and he begins to feel it's more of him being Stolas' servant again. every once in a while Stolas does something condescending and if Blitzo tries to point it out, the cycle starts up all over again

finally he's so beat down and miserable that he tries to find someone to talk to, but no one gets it. isn't Stolas just broken up about Via? maybe royals take longer to recover from being moody wrecks because they're long-lived?

he goes out to avoid going home to Stolas, feeling that's a place Stolas has co-opted and he can't feel safe or happy there anymore and finally admits the thing he has been trying to avoid:

he doesn't love Stolas. And he wants him to leave.

but how can he ask for that, after everything Stolas did for him?

in desperation he finds himself searching all over for the one person who might understand enough to help: Striker. he fears the cowboy will hear he's been living with Stolas and putting up with him for months and judge him for it

but Striker takes one look at him and gives him the type of hug Stolas has been withholding all this time

and he apologizes for his testimony at the trial - not just for what he had to lie about, but for the fact it didn't even work: Stolas got a slap on the wrist, which Striker figures he should have seen coming

then they cook up a plan to get Stolas out of his life for good

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

StrikerXBlitzø but make it Loser,Baby once the gunslinger finds out our imp is feeling horrible after Apology Tour and sings to cheer him up while sneakily convincing Blitz that he should just break it off and stick with him cause fuck Stolas

[cloudysarts]

absolutely zero reason for them to have so much tension.

~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

[astreinomane]

Smut fanfics writers, do with this information what you want.

[sweet-marigold]

Gay cowboys 🤠

[fannishcodex]

Striker's got a crush. (Inspired by this post.)

Sketches/line art/etc. under the cut:

[doodler16]

Y'know as a hh/hb hater there are things that I want to like about the media itself and it's just my little own self righteousness as I ramble my way about it

First of all I finna be shipping blitzo with striker becuz it totally makes more sense than having him ship with that dirty chimken Though shipping it would require let's say.. have moments of interaction like that one car scene from deadpool (x wolverine)

Ofc it's character development for blitz in sinsmas but I just don't like how soft he became then at the same I kinda feel for him.In general I don't like how he was that soft soo... The thing about my fav ship is I don't want it to be just a cutesy softboy uwu "KYAAA!!" one is just a bottom ahh couple and tho I'm not actually a writer It could be more like If they still have conflict like obv from said car scene (becuz now the clip is my fav),or they could have some agree to disagree moments,talk about their families,have them be a couple that acts like old friends in their 40s or sumth but it's obv gay.Oh yeah I forgot there should be an arc about that ship, from enemies to friends to bros to lovers arc .It shouldn't really be that fast but since I don't actually have a job like running a show if I ever make content like that I will just draw them kissing often heh :3 then show some moments of silence so blitz and striker can express themselves to show how they can bond

And with that For the I.M.P. in he may join em tho to be real Moxxie and Millie would give glares at him becuz well,he hurt them.I bet it will take a very long time or a timeskip they would just be neutral to him

(Idk what do you think M&Ms relationship should be with him after a long time after basically a year or so?)

Loona.. obviously she doesn't liek him becuz he is a fucking stranger her dad brought in since she never interacts with him to begin with,at all

Yeah that's all I can say,man.What u think?

The sexual tension between Blitzø and Striker was crazy and they never acknowledged it. I can see why people like that ship, they have a lot in common and Striker did understand Blitzø even if he had his own ulterior motives.

I don’t mind Blitzø being soft but in Sinmas it was so forced in especially since a few episodes ago Blitzø called Stolas out of how he treated him like one of his butler imps and then in Sinmas, he forgets about that and just coddles him.

If Striker did join IMP (in a time-skip), Millie and Moxxie would both tolerate him. Millie especially would threaten Striker if he ever broke Blitzø’s heart. For me, Loona wouldn’t care about Striker and potentially find him a nuisance but wouldn’t hesitate to attack him if Striker breaks Blitzø’s heart.

Striker and Blitzø has so much potential as a couple and could’ve been the next Deadpool/Wolverine dynamic.

[ckcomics]

I saw some Halloween merch and I had to draw a comic around it. Haha

Dedicated to @chaifootsteps , cuz I wouldn't have seen the merch otherwise.

[madamefeu]

Y’know what? Fuck the old adage of ‘I like this ship but I wouldn’t want it to be canon.’ I DO want my ships to be canon, and I make no apologies for it ✨

[exhelluvafan]

I do adore how your profile picture depicts helluva boss’s greatest waste of potential

Yeah, Striker had an outstanding amount of potential by himself, but of course, Viv and co. made him too good for the show so they dumbed him down into the moron he is right now because the "eat the rich" character cannot be allowed to exist in an abusive class relationship apologist show to prove that the rich, white and privileged man isn't actually in the wrong... when said rich man (Stolas) has sexually exploited the lower, working class POC man (Blitz).

Fuck canon, I'll draw Striker and Blitz going at it while riding to the sunset together.

[potionorchard]

So I'm new to watching Helluva Boss and I just watched the first episode where Striker appeared.

Really got to liking him and Blitz as a ship together, but why are all the Blitzstrike shippers on Tumblr so full of hate for Stolas?

T.T

[chaifootsteps]

Striker participating in a trial where he contributes to them building a narrative that Blitzo abused Stolas is the worst thing in that episode imo

he was the one character who pointed out how Stolas treated Blitzo like his toy, the one person who would happily kill Stolas if given the chance. he knew everyone else was full of shit trying to pin the blame on Blitzo for that

and he's sitting in court trying to make Blitzo look conniving by hiring him to kill Stolas? if Blitzo had actually done that Striker would be over the moon and celebrate by having a furious makeout session with him

And that's the truth.

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

How can u say Stolitz is good when we got dis

[thebritishdragon]

Maelstroms family before the extinction of Predacons vs after.

Maelstrom used to have a conjunx and a sparkling. But things went wrong quickly. She wasn’t supposed to adopt Blitzstrike. She was told to kill him. But she didn’t.

For some reason, the Decepticons keep finding random sparklings(The allspark is going crazy) And for some reason, most of them are Seekers. Usually it’s Thundercracker of Soundwave who finds these sparklings. But this time, Maelstrom found one. And she adopted him.

Constellation was a failed experiment. Shockwave and Starscream were trying to revive the Predacons to defeat the Autobots. But their first experiment went south, because Starscream messed up and accidentally cloned a child. Megatron and Shockwave was pissed by this, so as punishment. Starscream was forced to train the Predacon sparkling. The thing is, nobody knows Maelstrom is a Predacon. She hasn’t told anybody because in the past, Cybertronians didn’t really like her alt mode all too much. So Maelstrom adopts Constellation not so secretly.

Maelstrom like didn’t the fact that Starscream is meant to train Constellation. Because Starscream is…Starscream. Starscream doesn’t like Maelstrom. And Maelstrom doesn’t care about Starscream too much.

My au takes inspiration from different transformer continuations. It’s not set in any single universe. It is its own thing.