#BlitzStrike

[chaifootsteps]

Moxxie and Millie wrestling was actually pretty cute, now imagine how much cuter it would be if Blitz and Striker did that

I'm imagining and no one can take that away from me!

[v0id-clawz]

[genericartist27]

You know you f*cked up with a canon ship when people start actively saying that another non canon ship one would be better.

Edit: Blitz deserved better than that Owl B*tch, and Striker deserves to have his Trauma explored.

This is a Anti-Stolas, Pro Blitz X Striker post

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

StrikerXBlitzø but make it Loser,Baby once the gunslinger finds out our imp is feeling horrible after Apology Tour and sings to cheer him up while sneakily convincing Blitz that he should just break it off and stick with him cause fuck Stolas

[cloudysarts]

absolutely zero reason for them to have so much tension.

~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

[astreinomane]

Smut fanfics writers, do with this information what you want.

[sweet-marigold]

Gay cowboys 🤠

[ckcomics]

I saw some Halloween merch and I had to draw a comic around it. Haha

Dedicated to @chaifootsteps , cuz I wouldn't have seen the merch otherwise.

[fannishcodex]

Striker's got a crush. (Inspired by this post.)

Sketches/line art/etc. under the cut:

[cloudyvulpine]

Blitzker hot take/rambling/slight gushing (this is NOT a Stolitz bash nor is this a "waah Blitzø and Striker should be canon not Stolitz!!_(/" if you're like that 🚪👈😊🖕)

ANYWAY my hot take i don't hate Blitzker, like at all. bc there is so much POTENTIAL ANGSTTT. there could've been something, maybe there was a little bit, but shit went SO south that they're enemies. i want to see the "what could've been" even if it's just a platonic piece, i want to see the HEARTBREAK after shit hits the fan even if miniscule

bc tbh this is usually not the behavior of two ppl who have 100% platonic feelings (also shut up Stolas with his little binoculars djdhskdjk i love him sm)

these are two sides of the same coin, that has so much potential to push that "what could've been" kind of angst.

give me Striker acting a little salty bc he thought him and Blitzø hit it off, leave him wondering why Blitzø couldn't see it from his perspective as he's caught in his skewed view of the world. give me Blitzø wondering what Striker's deal was, have him wonder why Striker is so hateful and have him just have to brush it off bc he can't be stuck speculating despite the thought still lingering there

i want the ANGST and if we ever get a Striker redemption arc i would kill for some enemies to friends in canon and some enemies to lovers in facfics

[madamefeu]

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Helluva Boss ship says about you:

Moxillie: The only thing you want in life is a happy and loving marriage, and honestly, good for you. None of your relationships have worked out yet, but you're certain that one will someday

Stolitz: You watched The Hunchback Of Notre Dame and you thought that Claude Frollo was the good guy

Stolas/Stella: You are a bottom to end all bottoms. You don't want a powerful woman to step on you, no, you wouldn't be satisfied unless she pressed you flat with a steamroller

Blitzika: You say that you hate your ex, but you're constantly beating yourself up over ruining your relationship with them, and if they wanted you back, you'd say yes in a heartbeat. You never moved on, and secretly you hope that they haven't moved on either

Blitzstrike: Your favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. How did I know, you might ask? Because why else would your favorite ship be Spunky, sharp-tongued person down on their luck X The only person who could potentially save them from the asshole threatening their life and their livelihood? In your mind, Blitz is Esmeralda, Striker is Phoebus, and Stolas is Claude Frollo

Blitzø/Loona: You are single-handedly keeping the stepdad category alive on a certain internet corn website, and I don't mean that in a good way. You need to touch some grass

Fizzmodeus: You say that you want what they have, but really you're looking for a rich and powerful sugar daddy to take care of you so that you'll never have to work again. Your ultimate goal is to be a trophy spouse, and you make no apologies for it

Beelzebub/Tex: You're a himbo with a thing for party girls capable of handling enough alcohol to pickle a blue whale's liver. If you drank half as much as your current girlfriend does, you'd need to have your stomach pumped, but somehow she can handle it just fine

Loona/Tex: Pick-me with a capital P. You're exclusively attracted to men who are already in relationships, and your favorite songs are You Belong With Me and Girlfriend because you fantasise about your crush dumping his current partner for you. You need to stop what you're doing and chase after someone who's 1.) Single and 2.) Interested in you

Andrealphus/Vassago: You're the same brand of aesthetic girly who's into Charlastor. You don't care if the characters you ship have any actual chemistry as long as they look good together

[chaifootsteps]

actually realistic AU that deals with domestic violence / abuse far better than the show does:

things go on as they are now with Stolas being ungrateful and being a drain on Blitzo's business

Blitzo begins to loose patience with this and point out Stolas isn't helping himself this way, and he's hurting IMP by being such a lousy receptionist. if he doesn't want that, why doesn't he go out and get another job?

and Stolas whines and plays victim about how hard it is to be poor and so hated and he barely even has to imply it's Blitzo's fault to make him feel guilty about it

and Blitzo keeps trying because isn't love and intimacy what he wanted, the thing that would fix him? and he begins to feel it's more of him being Stolas' servant again. every once in a while Stolas does something condescending and if Blitzo tries to point it out, the cycle starts up all over again

finally he's so beat down and miserable that he tries to find someone to talk to, but no one gets it. isn't Stolas just broken up about Via? maybe royals take longer to recover from being moody wrecks because they're long-lived?

he goes out to avoid going home to Stolas, feeling that's a place Stolas has co-opted and he can't feel safe or happy there anymore and finally admits the thing he has been trying to avoid:

he doesn't love Stolas. And he wants him to leave.

but how can he ask for that, after everything Stolas did for him?

in desperation he finds himself searching all over for the one person who might understand enough to help: Striker. he fears the cowboy will hear he's been living with Stolas and putting up with him for months and judge him for it

but Striker takes one look at him and gives him the type of hug Stolas has been withholding all this time

and he apologizes for his testimony at the trial - not just for what he had to lie about, but for the fact it didn't even work: Stolas got a slap on the wrist, which Striker figures he should have seen coming

then they cook up a plan to get Stolas out of his life for good

[exhelluvafan]

I do adore how your profile picture depicts helluva boss’s greatest waste of potential

Yeah, Striker had an outstanding amount of potential by himself, but of course, Viv and co. made him too good for the show so they dumbed him down into the moron he is right now because the "eat the rich" character cannot be allowed to exist in an abusive class relationship apologist show to prove that the rich, white and privileged man isn't actually in the wrong... when said rich man (Stolas) has sexually exploited the lower, working class POC man (Blitz).

Fuck canon, I'll draw Striker and Blitz going at it while riding to the sunset together.

[potionorchard]

So I'm new to watching Helluva Boss and I just watched the first episode where Striker appeared.

Really got to liking him and Blitz as a ship together, but why are all the Blitzstrike shippers on Tumblr so full of hate for Stolas?

T.T

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

How can u say Stolitz is good when we got dis

[radiostatik]

Yoooo Helluva Boss had a Blitzstrike print?!

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