#BlitzStrike

[chaifootsteps]

Blitzo: If you want my advice-

Fizz: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times

Blitzo: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me

Striker: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder

They told the story at their wedding.

[v0id-clawz]

[madamefeu]

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Helluva Boss ship says about you:

Moxillie: The only thing you want in life is a happy and loving marriage, and honestly, good for you. None of your relationships have worked out yet, but you're certain that one will someday

Stolitz: You watched The Hunchback Of Notre Dame and you thought that Claude Frollo was the good guy

Stolas/Stella: You are a bottom to end all bottoms. You don't want a powerful woman to step on you, no, you wouldn't be satisfied unless she pressed you flat with a steamroller

Blitzika: You say that you hate your ex, but you're constantly beating yourself up over ruining your relationship with them, and if they wanted you back, you'd say yes in a heartbeat. You never moved on, and secretly you hope that they haven't moved on either

Blitzstrike: Your favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. How did I know, you might ask? Because why else would your favorite ship be Spunky, sharp-tongued person down on their luck X The only person who could potentially save them from the asshole threatening their life and their livelihood? In your mind, Blitz is Esmeralda, Striker is Phoebus, and Stolas is Claude Frollo

Blitzø/Loona: You are single-handedly keeping the stepdad category alive on a certain internet corn website, and I don't mean that in a good way. You need to touch some grass

Fizzmodeus: You say that you want what they have, but really you're looking for a rich and powerful sugar daddy to take care of you so that you'll never have to work again. Your ultimate goal is to be a trophy spouse, and you make no apologies for it

Beelzebub/Tex: You're a himbo with a thing for party girls capable of handling enough alcohol to pickle a blue whale's liver. If you drank half as much as your current girlfriend does, you'd need to have your stomach pumped, but somehow she can handle it just fine

Loona/Tex: Pick-me with a capital P. You're exclusively attracted to men who are already in relationships, and your favorite songs are You Belong With Me and Girlfriend because you fantasise about your crush dumping his current partner for you. You need to stop what you're doing and chase after someone who's 1.) Single and 2.) Interested in you

Andrealphus/Vassago: You're the same brand of aesthetic girly who's into Charlastor. You don't care if the characters you ship have any actual chemistry as long as they look good together

[genericartist27]

You know you f*cked up with a canon ship when people start actively saying that another non canon ship one would be better.

Edit: Blitz deserved better than that Owl B*tch, and Striker deserves to have his Trauma explored.

This is a Anti-Stolas, Pro Blitz X Striker post

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

StrikerXBlitzø but make it Loser,Baby once the gunslinger finds out our imp is feeling horrible after Apology Tour and sings to cheer him up while sneakily convincing Blitz that he should just break it off and stick with him cause fuck Stolas

[cloudysarts]

absolutely zero reason for them to have so much tension.

~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

[astreinomane]

Smut fanfics writers, do with this information what you want.

[sweet-marigold]

Gay cowboys 🤠

[archivedblog16]

I feel like Striker X Blitz would've been soo much better then Stolas X Blitz. ):

Unironically Blitzø would be fine with literally anyone who isn’t Stolas.

We went from Blitzø (understandably) calling Stolas out for treating him like his butler imps 2-3 episodes ago to Blitzø being Stolas’ butler imp in his own home.

[fannishcodex]

Striker's got a crush. (Inspired by this post.)

Sketches/line art/etc. under the cut:

[thebritishdragon]

The final confrontation. After billions of years Maelstrom finally gets to end it all. All the pain she had suffered because of him. Her own Sparkling. Blitzstrike killed her conjux billions of years ago. And now she’s going to kill him. And she’s going to make sure he stays dead this time.

The last straw was when Blitzstrike attacked a Seeker patrol. He tried to kill them all. But she couldn’t let that happen. She couldn’t let bots she cared for die again. So she left, and revealed her true form. Everyone will know how Predacons earned their namesake.

(Unblurred version)

[chaifootsteps]

Rewrite of Mastermind but instead of IMP on trial its Stolas and instead of Stolas "saving the day" It's Octavia. She stops them from killing her father...but only because he should have to live the life he is choosing over his duties and his family.

Her singing Mastermind "using the one thing my father taught me" to convince the courts to give her her fathers role and be the first precautionary heir to actually take over...even if temporary.

Andrealphus is pissed because his plan has failed and he doesn't get the power (or maybe he'd be supportive? I'm leaning to making him more loving to Octavia and Stella in my rewrite and getting rid of the weird incest shit)

Stella gets rid of her awful husband (him no longer being a Goetia strips their marriage away) and she gets to see her beloved daughter become the new Stolas (name would be her title)

And Stolas gets trampled to near death by Bombproof while Striker and Blitz are on a romantic ride

[ckcomics]

I saw some Halloween merch and I had to draw a comic around it. Haha

Dedicated to @chaifootsteps , cuz I wouldn't have seen the merch otherwise.

[madamefeu]

Y’know what? Fuck the old adage of ‘I like this ship but I wouldn’t want it to be canon.’ I DO want my ships to be canon, and I make no apologies for it ✨

[potionorchard]

So I'm new to watching Helluva Boss and I just watched the first episode where Striker appeared.

Really got to liking him and Blitz as a ship together, but why are all the Blitzstrike shippers on Tumblr so full of hate for Stolas?

T.T

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

How can u say Stolitz is good when we got dis