#Black Friday trilogy

[mysticcoffeecat]

Black Friday trilogy deleted scenes

Stan shows Kyle the PS4 controller + Princess Kenny and the PS4 gang tries to gain allies with the Underpants Gnomes

[s0uth3park]

Love how most Princess Kenny content is Bunny themed when in Black Friday, Butters sided with Cartman but Stan stuck by his princess' side. Now we know who the true suitor of Lady McCormick is.

[stennyandbaddecisions]

Easily my favorite trilogy because good god they really did a good job with the parody

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[fruitbatiscool]

i got kinda sillay. happy halloween from your favorite eldritch monster :3

[4thefreaks]

awh two chaos demon overlords bonding 💕 what mayhem will they get up to? destroying timelines? targeting 12 year olds???

[belas-undead]

may i present.... this:

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[rhyolight]

Shoutout to Starkid for being a gazillion times funnier to theater kids. It’s giving theater made by theater people for theater people and I love it. Sure normies will enjoy it but do many little things make it way better having sold my soul to theater myself.

[averagecygnet-blog]

Hi my name is Wiggog Y'rath Consumerism Wiggly Cross and I have long wiggly tentacles (that’s how I got my name) with green fur all over my body and wide yellow eyes like big spotlights and a lot of people tell me I look like Jon Matteson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Wilbur Cross but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an eldritch horror but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale green skin. I’m also a Lord in Black, and I live in the Black and White with my four brothers and my stupid bitch sister (I’m the oldest). I’m a god (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly green. I love Hatchetfield and I get all my disciples from there. For example today in my human form I was wearing a green Letterman jacket with the letter W on it and some black pins, shiny green pants and a gold crown on my head. I was wearing a green dress shirt, a green tie, and a green backpack with a doll version of me on it. I was walking outside Hatchetfield High. There had been some dead bodies showing up recently so everyone was accusing each other of murder, which I was very happy about. A lot of PEIP agents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[nightlysweets]

okay so making dolls for people is perfectly fine, right???? it's good to sell some damn children friendly dolls, maybe dolls based off of yourself just as a lil gift to the public. But when I, WIGGOG Y'WRATH,

[kairithemang0]

Zodiac signs are stupid, what's your starkid musical?

I apologize for the garbage quality and the fact VHSCC, ANI, and CC aren't on there, there are too many shows now

Anyways I'm Twisted!

[vibinginthedreamlands]

Making a list of Jo(h)ns:

John Doe - Malevolent Podcast

Jon Sims - The Magnus Archives/Protocol Podcast

John Watson - Sherlock & Co. Podcast

John - The Cellar Letters

John Peters, You Know, The Farmer? - Welcome to Night Vale Podcast

John Doe (Yes again) - Unordinary Webtoon/Comic

John McNamara - Starkid Hatchetfield Trilogy

John Doe (Yes, *Again* Again) - Patient 33 Podcast

John Smith - Doctor Who

John Locke - Lost

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

really dont think under normal circumstances the lords in black wouldve accepted anything but a blood sacrifice in exchange for taking max. like either steph wouldve had to kill pete or pete wouldve had to kill steph they wouldn'tve been happy otherwise. but they were probably so fucking delighted over seeing grace fuck a ghost that they were just "you know what? Yeah. Okay. We'll allow it."

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Obsessed with the set up and payoff in every hatchetverse show:

TGWDLM hides it in its comedy pretty effectively: "take out the head, and the whole thing goes down!" The key to the main conflict buried in a nonsense monologue by the one note jerk character

Black Friday takes full advantage of their magical psychic child to be cryptic and ominous: "two doors not one" probably being the most obvious example, but a notable one is "Cross" as I think it's not just about Wilbur but also about Lex, who reaches across the threshold into the black and white

(Admittedly, that last bit is probably a strecth)

And NPMD drops all pretenses and leans into the horror of a doomed narrative by telling you exactly what it's about: "it's true! Human sacrifices! Demonic rituals! Sex magic!" All promises fulfilled by the summoning and the subsequent bargain made between Grace and The Lords In Black.

Then there's like, chronologically reversed foreshadowing? Okay so like what I mean by that is like, so you know the Hatchetmen?

Yeah, the angry mob that killed the Waylons and their starry children cultists?

You ever notice how they're never praised? Never honored or spoken of fondly?

Oh sure the town is named after them, but that's probably because they were the only ones around left to name it, and they named it after that time they did that murder together.

But they keep being referred to as hatchet wielding maniacs, even as they are recalled as the ones who put a stop to an evil cult it doesn't change the fact they weren't good people either.

There are no good guys in that story, not really.

And uh, how did Ted put it again, exactly?

"There are no creeps. There are no heroes. There are only people who are alive, and people who are fucking dead!"

Hatchetverse is really fucking good at fulfilling narrative promises, is what I'm saying, I guess.

[katildacrones]

you take the man out of the city, not the city out the man