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[lonestatus]

Hi! I'm lonestatus. Friends, mutuals and followers are welcome to send asks and messages! I might not be the quickest to respond but i'll try! ^-^

pronouns: She/Any

say hi! Some of my favorite things are hololive 🥐🍙, vocaloid, yuri manga (send me recs ^-^), sweets, fashion, and other things. i'm a history major, with more of an interest in the modern period. ML. it depends on my mood but i'm usually a fan of a lot of different kinds of music (mostly related to emo tho lol) aaand i even like a sport: baseball. go cubs! ... uh-oh.

BLOG RULES: - you must fall in love with me - try to be autistic or transgender or something - pleaaase read michael parenti ^-^ ill give you a kiss if you do ^-^ even if you just watch some of his speeches & interviews on youtube

Sideblogs: @iwanttoseepeopleandlights (photography and humanity) • @lovestatus-xoxo (love & lesbianism) • @skirtp0cket (fashion inspiration) links: letterboxd • v$nmo • spotify

OK now here's some pictures i feel this sums me up well enough

[deityofhearts]

consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[moonscape]

[mildmayfoxe]

GET WEIRD! // shop

[marlindotzip]

Thanks for liking butch chilchuk heres more

[squid-nerds]

grandfest!!!!

[boyyeahright]

plains

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[murderbeast]

falin baba yaga

[fudgecake-charlie]

Dinner at Grian's

[ra3kiv]

[reborn-from-taxes]

The city mayor(?) is so lucky...

[industrations]

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\