#big naturals gandalf

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[herbgerblin]

fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

[jessiarts]

Made this Gandalf Big Naturals pumpkin carving stencil, available for free download on my Ko-Fi if anyone wants it.

[Please check out this post to find out how you can participate in voting for the next stencil!]

[sporenss]

Since I’m getting top surgery soon (YIPEE!!)

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"I have to know how much of this meme's popularity is horniness and how much is just committment to The Bit."

[foolishlyzephyrus]

one thing about me is that i will always giggle at big naturals gandalf

[hellsite-hungergames]

[anonymousmink]

Big Naturals Gandalf x Darcy for @justheretoread-ao3 💜 You get me buddy, you get me.

Reblogs yay, reposts nay!

[allpiesforourown]

I question what to call u and honestly I'm just gonna call u that shizunfucker on Tumblr

Anon may refer to this venerable one as big naturals Gandalf

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme]

someday, someone will ask ian mckellen about big naturals gandalf in an interview. think about that.

[corvidfeathercosplay]

I recently found out about a LotR festival near where our annual renaissance festival is and i want to do a costume for it.

Its two weeks away, but i think i can pull something together. Ive been going back and forth between a generic hobbit or big naturals gandalf.

The current weather that day is predicted a high of 48°F. So its down to cold feet or cold boobies. There is also a Gandalf Dance Off but i dont know if i want to partake~ there IS a costume contest too though, so im very tempted to "concrunch" something nice~

if i remember to post updates i will

[edencherries]

long story short, someday i’ll officiate my friend’s wedding dressed as big naturals gandalf

[jessiarts]

Pumpkin Stencil Game: Round 2!

Last week I started a fundraising game where I would create whichever pumpkin carving stencil won the poll, in exchange for you guys helping to raise a certain amount of money for this verified GFM by the end of that week.

Not only did you guys do that, early, but you also surpassed the goal set for that week!

So, we're going to do it again!

But first, here's the stencils you won last week. Bill Cipher won first place in the poll. And, as a reward for beating TikTok, I made a second stencil with the second-place winner of the poll, Deadpool.

As promised, both of these stencils are available for free download on my Ko-Fi.

Alright, on to this week's game/goal:

Here is a Verified GFM organized by Tasnim Alhamss (on line #663 of Operation Olive Branch's spreadsheet), with a goal of $35,000.

If we can increase the amount currently raised from $33,146 to $33,300 by Saturday, Sep. 14th, I will make another pumpkin carving stencil of whichever fandom character wins the poll below, posting it for free download on my Ko-Fi.

That's roughly $150 dollars in a week- slightly higher than last week's goal, but this is still super doable! You guys were able to surpass last week's goal, I have no doubt we can meet this week's!

Oh- You guys will also be playing against TikTok again! Same rules as last time. Whichever opponent meets their goal first (and/or raises the most by Sep 14th) wins an addition stencil!

I'll be updating with these progress bars frequently so you guys can see how far you've come!

(Tip to help ensure Tumblr's victory: reblog this so it reaches more people!)

Tumblr's Progress bar: 19% [🦀🦀🦀🦀➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖]

TikTok's Progress bar: 4% [⏰➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖]

[jettison-my-gift]

Tumblr certainly is an unique experience. it doesn’t matter why you’re on this site or who you follow, eventually you’re going to see an image of Gandalf with giant fucking tits.

And I think that fundamentally changes you, as a person. And changes how you interact with the world around you. It’s certainly changed how I interact with Gandalf. Like I’ll be reading The Hobbit, and I’ll be all;

“I assume Gandalf has his big naturals out in this scenario”

And that’s a gift only Tumblr can give.

[queer-wizard-dad]

I would like to add that as a Tolkien scholar, I fully support Big Naturals Gandalf, because as an incarnated Maia spirit he was in fact able to take whatever earthly form he chose.

In this essay I will explain how under the tutelage of Nienna the Vala, the Weeping Lady of Valinor, he

[clash-of-the-wizards]

IMPORTANT DEMOCRACY TEST VOTE THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT

Because I KNOW it's going to be close.

These two are leading the polls right now, and I can only include one! So! Here's the defining showdown before results have to come out!