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hey tumblr

i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question

I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.

What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.

(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)

[voidboyyy]

hey tumblr

i disappeared for a hot minute but uhhh i’m sorta ish back!! and i have a very important question

I’m being Big Naturals Gandalf for my next drag show.

What songs should I do? I’m thinking Milkshake by Kelis but I don’t have many ideas beyond that.

(tagging @the-goofiest-tour-guide @araccoonthatlikesmurder cause i lost all my mutuals and they’re all i remember)

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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Oh waiter, waiter! more twink meows for the table please.

Begrudgingly meows into the mic several hundred more times…

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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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IM BACKKKKKKKK

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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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he just woke up

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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uhhh i’m alive!!

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the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

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I think this might be my new magnum opus

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.