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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.
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you are straight up smoking on that gigglepig strain
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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
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And the residents of the pizzeria ??? Are evil ????
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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️
How do you people even find me
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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