#Beta Bro Strider Kin

[hskinhome]

Hey friends it’s your boy Hal, coming to you live from Tumblr dot com. Mostly looking for Dirk and Dave, as well as anyone who kins either alpha or beta bro. I’m personally a kinnie, I’d prefer others who kin (although I don’t particularly care whether you’re also spiritual or just for fun, coping, etc). Like or reblog and I’ll reach out from my side blog. Or you can hit me up at @synthetic-fortitude ✌🏼

Go message him if this sounds familiar!

-Mod Nepeta

[meupurr]

beta bro strider selfcare kit with reminders of their beta mom lalonde!!!

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[docterrrolal]

hi!!! there rnt rlly any proship kin blogs (that i could find...) ither than my own lol

but hi! i am a roxy lalonde fictive, im the host of my system and im looking for either my mom, alpha dave or beta dirk/bro strider?

odd request assortment i know!! i would rlly rlly love it if any of them talked 2 me! ik i mentioned proship but im not lookin 4 anythin as i am taken, but hopefully js ppl who pobsibly share similar mems!!!

pls dm if u wanna talk!! :3

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

TT: NPD Culture is being Dirk Strider.

TT: I personally am part of a system - but this also goes for kin.

TT: I'm not sure how to describe it - but some of us just have that NPD energy.

TT: This also applies to fictives and kin of my Beta self - Bro Strider.

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[kincalling]

hey, bro strider (homestuck) kin here. memories before and including death for the most part match up with comic, but i was revived on earth c a few years after the game finished. kept to myself and only had relationships with a few people (the beta lalondes, some trolls out of curiosity.) open to anyone this sounds familar to but especially guardians and strider-lalondes, im an adult so please no minors. hmu at @uknowhatimsayin if anything sounds familar.

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[findinyourkin]

hey, bro strider (homestuck) kin here. memories before and including death for the most part match up with comic, but i was revived on earth c a few years after the game finished. kept to myself and only had relationships with a few people (the beta lalondes, some trolls out of curiosity.) open to anyone this sounds familar to but especially guardians and strider-lalondes, im an adult so please no minors. hmu at @uknowhatimsayin if anything sounds familar.

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[xxmlgdistrixx]

So you don't get it twisted.

I realize everyone else has these so.

I'm Dirk or Jotunn. I also respond to Bro, Narcissus, and Persona.

he/him 19 African American and Mexican mixed. Call me logic the way I'm biracial (don't call me logic he's corny as shit). Homestuck sideblog, I'll be reblogging other shit too though and just adding my homestuck thoughts on it. I write, I draw the Strilondes over silly photos I find on pinterest. Just here to have somewhere to push shit out into the ether.

My Bro Strider, post game, series is essentially finished so you can read that here.

Dirk Strider kin and some other shit, you can ask if I interest you. Always down to talk to sourcemates, particularly other alpha or beta kids. Trolls are always chill though.

Take a song for hitting that keep reading button.

[stuff4stucks]

I’m Lil Hal from Homestuck, looking for mainly Dave, Dirk, Beta Bro and Roxy. Non-sburb timeline, I was Dirk’s twin brother. The four of us lived in an apartment in Texas with Bro. I think Roxy lived in New York. If you remember a human Hal with a prosthetic leg and crutches hit me up, even if you aren’t any of the above mentioned (especially if you’re Alpha Dave)

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[callingcanonmates]

hey I'm bro strider from homestuck and I'm looking for my human lil cal. i never raised dave, went to counselling for my manipulative tendencies and later ended up together with cal, who was a beauty blogger and,,, hella lovely.

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[kickitbarackarchive]

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original and colored ver under the cut

please dont use or tag as kin, rb fine

[ironicprick]

uh oh gaymers anxiety tiem

[tired-wolfe]

Another Kin timeline. I’m trying to put it all together. If it sounds familiar feel free to dm me. I don’t really know what to do with this besides put this here to keep. I lost my other tl memos when my last computer died, so i decided I’d start putting them on my tumblr as they come through, or if I remember to type them up. 

I raised Dave to be strong, I kept him on a specific diet of health foods to try and help him grow stronger, I didn't starve him though, if he were ever hungry I'd provide healthy snacks in between meal times, if he hid food from me it was junk food, because I would throw that out unless it was a special occasion or unless it was given to him as a treat for completing a goal. I would work out with him, but I would never cut, bruise or injure him on purpose. We wouldn't even strife with real blades, just the wooden practice ones, ones that were weighted like real blades, but wouldn't do significant damage. I would speed train with him on runs in the morning before the Texan heat settled in. Cal had told me that we needed to raise him to be a fighter, a warrior, a hero. And that is what we did. We raised him to be a hero. Cal and I didn't get along, I always felt like there was something dark inside Cal, but I couldn't ever follow through with getting rid of him, he just seemed to hold part of my soul in his mitts. I didn't hate Cal, but I didn't always agree with what he wanted from Dave or I. He was the one pulling the strings. I didn't hate Cal. But I didn't like him either. I died like in canon, my sword through my chest by Jack Noir. I felt relieved as I was dying, that my role in all of this was over, and I could either end, or see what there was of an after life. I remember it was cold there and dark, that is all I remember about the after life. Or maybe it wasn't even the after life, it was just the few seconds of passing out before dying that I felt. When I woke up I was choking on blood and gross meaty fatty textured stuff in my throat and had to cough it up, pulling chunks of it out of my mouth. It was disgusting and smelled horrible. I assume it was what was in my lungs from when I died, but it was horrible and since I'd been dead for a while, it was rancid. I hate how vivid the memory comes through honestly. Its a reoccurring nightmare. I managed to find my way to the gate, and the look on Dave's face was priceless, but horrible. He looked like he'd just seen, well, fuck, a dead person. We went through the gate to the new universe, and Dave tried to tell me about everything that he'd been through, but my head was wrong. I could feel Cal still, even though when I asked Dave about him, he assured me Cal was gone. Somehow Cal had used whatever power he had left before being sent to the void to transfer himself into my body, and revived me along with it. I don't know the way it worked, or why he even decided to use me of all fucking people. Other than possibly that we'd known each other already and he knew he could pull my strings. I told Dave I wanted to live by myself, I didn't want to live with others. He'd had been with Karkat and had intended to live with him and, I didn't want that. I didn't want to be near new people before coming to terms with my own predicament. I was happy dead and being brought back had really fucked with my head, that and, having the whispering of Cal inside my head more permanently. I don't know why I didn't tell Dave what was going on, or confess to him that Cal wasn't gone. But I kept it to myself. Cal and I often fought for control over the body. I don't know how to describe that, but in the end, he let me have control more often probably because when it came down to it, I was still his puppet. I was both parts monster, and a whole mess of fucked up. The godtiers kept their powers, and were treated as gods and royalty, and as I was the guardian of Dave, just as Dad was the guardian of Jane, we were regarded as royalty or nobility or whatever as well. Dave visited regularly, and had people to come clean up my place and cook for me. I really didn't take care of myself after the game, and Im pretty sure for a while I had tried to kill myself but Cal would always be three steps ahead of me and stop our demise. So I eventually just stayed couch bound until Dave kicked my ass enough to get my feet under me again. Then I started slipping back to a routine that was healthier. I still avoided going outside, and wouldn't look at mirrors with my shades off. I had one Cal Blue eye and one orange eye. I hated every part of me that resembled Cal. I had a gold tooth too, I convinced Dave it was 'ironic' since I lost a tooth during the fight with Jack. I didn't lose a tooth during that fight. It just, appeared on me.

[brotherlypuppeteer]

All You Need to Know

Sup. It’s you’re local Bro Strider kinnie.

I’m 20.

I go by he/him pronouns.

If anything about me, my kin, or my canon upsets you, that is fine. You can block me, and move on. If you don’t block me and decide to just send hate instead, then I’ll just block you. Simple.

In my canon, I (Derrick) was with David (alpha bro). I was an engineer, and he was an actor/director.

It was a non-sburb timeline, and Dirk and Dave weren’t around.

I had a tongue piercing, and still had Cal. He was a possessed/haunted doll that caused a lot of nightmares/night terrors for me.

If any of that sounds familiar to you, especially if you kin David, pleeeease get in contact with me?

[serfuzzypushover]

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⚡⚡hello i'm spring/magnet/mituna ect⚡⚡

⚡bard of breath, prospit, olive blood, ⚸⚡

⚡afab transexual genderqueer xenogender demigirl manthing⚡omnisexual lesbian fagdyke asexual fictosexual grayromantic⚡also im celibate⚡neurodivergent and a major(20)⚡

i use xhe/xer/xers/xerself, it/its, ae/aer/aers/aerself, zap/zaps, void/voids, ⚡/⚡s, ⚙️/⚙️s, ☁️ /☁️ s, 🌑/🌑s pronouns(u can use he/him if u HAVE to. do not use they please)

read more of my info in my carrd!(warning for flashing images)

(tldr dni: proshippers and queer exclusionists)

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@genderqueertree

@demigirlvioletshine

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tagging system:

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reblogs -> #rebubble

asks -> #ask tag

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kin -> #ppl who are me

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request rules:

only request from fandoms im currently posting about. i know i tend to jump around a lot but currently im interested in homestuck, undertale/deltarune and the owl house. if you happen upon me bc of another fandom i stopped drawing 3 years ago then sorry.

request IN MY INBOX i will ignore requests if they are in dms or comments ���

no incest or age gaps. that includes shipping alpha trolls with anyone but alpha trolls really. the oldest the kids n betas have been in the comic is 16. i don't want to draw a 19 year old with a 16 year old. beta ancestors and alpha trolls are fine

there's certain characters i won't draw for requests. you could commission me to draw them though. this is just for requests. (Bro Strider, Rufioh, Meenah)

ships i wont draw unless commissioned: gamrezi, equigam, crotuna, jane x jake

im also not likely to draw erifef

when requesting agere keep in mind i prefer if no caregivers are involved. this is just a personal thing and it depends on the pair as well

keep requests sfw! sometimes i post suggestive art but id prefer if my tumblr leans more kid/teen friendly

[stupidkinbs]

(KINDA BEING REVAMPED PLEASE PARDON THE MESS TY)

last updated: i honestly don’t remember uh but im writing this as of June 16th 2023

alright. ig im doin this now

yo, sup. ive concluded that i kin jade strider (daveways). therefore, here i am, making a canon call. the only SUPERRR clear things i got are the fact that everyone else was swapped as well (john lalonde [roseways], rose egbert, and dave harley) and that i was especially close with rose (so im rlly looking for her rn but i wanna meet everyone eventually ofc).

EDIT: FOUND JOHN!! ( @stickykeyyss )

EDIT 2: FOUND DAVE!!! ( @meganeuridaex )

EDIT 3: ROSE!!!! ( @roseegglonde )

the whole beta group is together! :D

more info under the cut: vv

i had wavy/semi-curly black hair (it was about like... just an inch or two past my shoulders) round shades (though i sometimes had to swap them out for glasses, my vision wasn’t and still isn’t the best lmao), with the same buck teeth w/ red eyes. had an oversized white tee w/ red sleeves and loose pants. maybe sweatpants? i feel like i might of worn a skirt a few times before though. + scuffed up red sneaks. im not sure what symbol yet. had a couple scars but they aren’t really visible. was a witch of time and prospit dreamer. i’m not entirely sure what my symbol was honestly, but it might of been a cassette tape? or something of that nature.

[i mean i have a sprite edit of myself but like…its good to explain lol]

i liked music a lot. like. a lot a lot. not just rap though; plenty of different genres. i made my own sometimes too and owned a guitar. i also liked rhythm games! those were fun. i owned a venus flytrap since i still had a soft spot for plants. i lived in an apartment and had a god awful sleep schedule. i had bro (jake strider) as my guardian.

john had this dark purple sweater and this broody look on his face like alllll the time. but he's a softie at heart lmao. anyway, he had square glasses and purple eyes. fluffy(?) black hair that could never be tamed and the same buck teeth. it was always a bit long since he didn’t cut it too often. he went grimdark at some point. he was a heir of light + prospit dreamer. he had a cat symbol.

john had these moments where he would just go mia for long periods. he eventually stopped doing that as the game went on though. i believe dave helped him out? they were very close. he liked to make movies.

rose had short blond hair and a dark blue headband. dave said that it might of had cat ears on it + her hair likely was curly. had a blue skirt and blue eyes and wore a pair of square glasses. she always was so smiley too. seer of breath and derse dreamer. she had a ghost symbol.

rose loved video games and the like, along with ghosts and the paranormal. she also liked to play pranks! she lived in a suburb with her mom (roxy crocker). she also had jaspers as a pet.

dave, my man.…. blond curly-ish hair. less curly than rose's though. more…wavy. green eyes, freckles, and he wore a pair of glasses that changed into sunglasses. he wore a patterned green flannel, a shirt with a bird symbol, and board shorts + a pair of flip flops. he went birdtier at some point. he lived on the pacific island. knight of space + derse dreamer. he liked to talk to me personally about animals. oh, and he was penpals with dirk english because of weird time bullshit.

here’s whatever i could think of for descriptions of us (with the help of my canonmates). i hope this is enough to go off of.

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troll swaps include:

Aradia Makara - Maid of Rage (Derse)

Tavros Ampora - Page of Hope (Prospit)

Sollux Pyrope - Mage of Mind (Derse? Maybe Dual?)

Karkat Captor - Knight of Doom (Prospit? Maybe Dual?)

Nepeta Maryam - Rouge of Space (Derse)

Kanaya Peixes - Sylph of Life (Prospit)

Terezi Zahhak - Seer of Void (Prospit)

Vriska Vantas - Thief of Blood (Prospit)

Equius Nitram - Heir of Breath (Derse)

Gamzee Megido - Bard of Time (Prospit)

Eridan Serket - Prince of Light (Derse)

Feferi Leijon - Witch of Heart (Derse)

the ones we remember the most are: aradia, karkat, kanaya, terezi, vriska, and eridan. others are a bit fuzzy, but we’re trying to piece things together.

any descriptions we have are listed here (and i promise i will organize this soon):

terezi had short hair too; sometimes she kept her hair back in a ponytail. wore a pair of goggles w/ thick lenses and had them with her most of the time. very expressive and always had something to experiment with. i don’t know what she built exactly, but she did build some stuff.

vriska always tried to be mysterious and cool. it…didn’t really work. she often changed her text color.

not really a description, but eridan and i butted heads really often to say the least. i think by the end we managed to get along though.

that means the dancestors are:

Jake Strider (dirkways) - Page of Heart (Prospit)

Jane Lalonde (roxyways) - Maid of Void (Prospit)

Roxy Crocker - Rouge of Life (Derse)

Dirk English - Prince of Hope (Derse)

here’s the descriptions we’ve gotten thus far!

i think that jake had shaggy, curly-ish black hair (think like..almost a mullet but not quite.) + orange eyes along with a black tank top and a pair of black baggy cargo pants. he wore fingerless gloves and had plenty of scars with triangle shades. he was pretty serious most of the time from my knowledge (although truly, he was kind of a dork lmao). regardless, it was kindaaa awkward when i first met him. he sometimes wore square glasses and had his ears pierced. i made a sprite edit of him if anyone is interested.

he loved robots. loved tinkering with them and everything. he also loved watching different types of movies.

jane had curly black hair that went a few inches past the nape of her neck + pink eyes. she wore a white short sleeve with a pink skirt and black gym shoes along with round glasses. she was hardworking and wanted the best for everyone.

roxy had super curly blonde hair + cyan eyes and wore an off the shoulder white long sleeve and a cyan skirt and fishnet tights. i feel like she had these chunky black boots too. she was very nice to everyone and had this positive vibe to her.

roxy told me that she skateboarded and baked a lot.

dirk had semi-curly blond hair + green eyes. he wore a green jacket and grey pants and had square glasses. he wore white gym shoes and had freckles. i think he might of had tattoos of some kind too? i don't remember much about him other than we had at least one conversation. he used some funny words i didn't understand that much but i still listened anyway.

he might of made a version of AR with the help of jake?

alpha trolls include:

Damara Makara - Witch of Rage

Rufioh Ampora - Rogue of Hope

Mituna Pyrope - Heir of Mind

Kankri Captor - Seer of Doom

Meulin Maryam - Mage of Space

Porrim Peixes - Maid of Life

Latula Zahhak - Knight of Void

Aranea Vantas - Sylph of Blood

Horuss Nitram - Page of Breath

Kurloz Megido - Prince of Time

Cronus Serket - Bard of Light

Meenah Leijon - Thief of Heart

(i’m assuming they dreamed the same as their dancestors? i dunno)

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memories are here; stuff will be added later.

KIDS

my memories/general things:

was giggling and making jokes with rose at some point. was a really sweet moment.

rose and i had a whole feelings talk at some point.

dave making up some silly raps as i made a beat. something about animals?

i have a very blurry memory of dirk talking to me at some point with all those funny words. i think we had a good conversation?

i helped terezi tinker with some stuff. i wore a pair of her goggles while helping her.

kanaya tried to show me how to sew at some point.

i remember blasting music in my headphones late at night.

bickering with eridan over pesterchum

karkat going ON about quadrants. that conversation felt like it was going on for hours.

john’s memories/general things:

he was fussing about his hair being too long but he didn’t want to cut it. i ended up cutting it for him.

talking to jane about movies and bonding over their sprites.

karkat trying to pester him for it only to be ignored. it became a running gag that he wouldn’t answer.

rose’s mems/general things

talking to roxy about each other’s cats

talking to kanaya about trolls and their society

staying up late with me talking about music

dave’s mems/general things

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yea. i think that’s all. other things to note is that i am a minor, so just a fair warning. tried to pack in as much as i could, will update w/ more info as needed.

[micyclemorton]

all from 11 to 22! (the beta and alpha questions)

11 ) fave alpha kid - looks you gay straight in the eyes. looks at my kinlist. looks back at you. [dirk.]

12 ) favourite alpha troll - look, I have a lot of kin-bias, this was a bad idea,, [kankri!]

13 ) fave overall alpha - fuck you. /lhj [i cant really choose? probably dirk because of his complexity. but just slightly over kan.]

14 ) least favourite alpha kid - I feel bad for saying this but. probably jane. she's neat like all of em but I just don't care enough about her, you know?

15 ) least favourite alpha troll - glares at the fishtank over my shoulder and throws a grenade at it. maybe death will fix all the grease in that hair. […]

16 ) least favourite alpha overall - not counting guardians, points upwards.

17 ) favourite beta kid - dude. bro. my man. how i speak says everything. [dave.]

18 ) favourite beta troll - oh cmon. that’s hard. i think it’s karkat though.

19 ) favourite beta overall - the best strider of them all B) [dave again.]

20 ) least favourite beta kid - jade. it’s a jane situation here too. i just care about the others more. ’s not like i don’t like her! shes cute and smart and loves frogs! but im a hopeless lesbian and a dave kinnie (with a beloved john friend to go along with my shit)

21 ) least favourite beta troll - vriska fucking serket i wish direly to punt you into the green sun with my own feet.

22 ) least favourite beta overall - oh and i’d also like her to STOP MAKING ME SO FUCKING UNLUCKY ALREADY - [spiderbitch.]