micyclemorton

[micyclemorton]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon

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[hozier, from eden]

line one is mike,

line two murro,

line three violetta,

and it'd be joker singing to margie :')

[micyclemorton]

SOMEONE.

PLEASE.

GO INSANE ABOUT CLOSING NIGHT WITH ME.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[micyclemorton]

i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

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the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

[micyclemorton]

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

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[micyclemorton]

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

[micyclemorton]

I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing

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sunset / sunrise

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she ticket on my master till i fucking murder an executive for these prices

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i don’t care what you think about a character. you have to be normal about fictives of them.

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Murro.......

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the author’s barely-disguised stigmatized mental health condition

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A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)