#Bestie? More like Breastie

[nepotisim]

on their way to see their bestie, Lisa. @gleamer

[ultaslodgings]

Wh...

/Why did they name him that..?/

Like I know whyyyy they did:

But.....

They could have used any other word... Right???????????????

Anyway, I was not expecting to suddenly see this while scouring old TGAA trailers, hi

(this is the trailer btw)

[eternalsa2z]

Lucky

Gosh she's so lucky. Look at her perfect pout. The way she naturally knows how to pose for the camera. Her grace, confidence, seduction are all second-to-none. She's got it all.

But I guess I'm lucky too. Because I have her encouraging me all the way. Pushing me to pick the bright, bubbly blonde color I've always wanted. Helping me overcome doubts about committing to the extra large implants. Always praising me, calling me a good girl, making me giggle and blush like my best bimbo self.

I'm so lucky to call her my girlfriend. Yet similarly her luckiest quality of all is having me as her pretty bimbo doll. We were meant to grow together from besties to breasties to bimbo brides. So the more I think about it, we weren't lucky - we were destined to be each other's dolls.

[phantompanties]

Another one!!!

LUCIUS'S SFW ALPHABET!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

This boy is the most doting partner it is unreal. His love language is gifts and physical touch. He’ll kiss your hands, cheeks, lips, forehead, neck, anywhere he can get his hands on. He calls you any and all pet names under the sun (even the super cringy ones like sweetie-honey-pookie-bear but that’s mostly for laughs) and he’ll try his best to spend as much time with you as he possibly can. This boy is so clingy.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

If you manage to have a strictly platonic relationship with an incubus like him, he’s the type of queer bestie to be a total bitch but it's all loving. He’ll be your best wingman, trying to play matchmaker with anyone you even slightly gaze at too long. But if that isn’t your thing, he’ll spend most of your friendship trying to indoctrinate you into alt fashion. This boy likes to match with his lovers/breasties.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

LOVER of cuddling. GOLD MEDAL OLYMPIC CHAMPION of cuddling. When he’s in love, he’ll try to cuddle you ALL THE DAMN TIME he cannot keep his hands off of you! His favourite way to cuddle is skin-to-skin with his head on your chest, listening to your soothing heartbeat. To him, it’s like being wrapped in a fluffy safety blanket with a big soft pillow and a sweet lullaby. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

This man is a total malewife when he’s in love. He’ll use his prowess of his ancient knowledge to cook with you and teach you how to make things he learned in his multi millennia-long life. He’s great at cleaning too, often doing it while you’re asleep. To demons like him, a pact is like marriage. At least until his master passes away and he absorbs their soul. After that, it's like having them within him at all times, so to him, they’re never truly gone.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Like I said, a pact is like a marriage but more extreme. It can’t be solved with divorce because it’s soul-binding. If there were some kind of problem with your relationship that had to end with the two of you splitting, he’d just return to his normal life of feeding off of random humans, taking your soul when your time inevitably comes anyway. It’s too sad to think about though, so let’s just say the two of you are madly in love forever

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Again, a pact is like marriage, and when he has a pact with a human, it’s the happiest point of his life for as long as that human lives. When he falls, he falls hard. When that human passes, of course, he’ll be devastated. He’ll miss you so much, but having your soul dwelling within him gives him comfort knowing that he gave you a happy life and that he was able to be with someone so lovely.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

I write him as a soft dom for a reason, lol. This boy is like Ferdinand the Bull. he has big scary horns and fangs and he’s super tall with all these demonic tattoos and stuff but in reality, he treats you like glass unless you say otherwise. Emotionally, due to him being mostly used for his body because of his nature, he doesn’t really open up unless he really loves you. Of course, he loves the sexual stuff, he needs it to live after all, but those times when you braid his hair while the two of you watch a movie or when you bake desserts together and wipe icing on each other’s faces are the moments he cherishes the most.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

The sweetest softest hugs when he’s the most vulnerable. Like I always say, his head will be on your chest and his tail will always be around your waist so he can be as close as humanly demonically? Possible. He will hug you every chance he gets. If you don’t want to be hugged, he will admittedly sulk a little but will find another way to dote on you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

If you’re just another “meal”, he won’t say it at all. There’s not enough time between the two of you to really build a relationship when it’s just gonna end with him taking what he’s owed. However, if you enter a pact, he will open up to you little by little until he falls faster than his lord Lucifer did from heaven for you. As for how fast he drops an L bomb, he usually waits for you to do it first to avoid you being uncomfortable. He prefers your comfort above his own, after all.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

As an incubus, he really has no place in judging his master if they want to sleep with others. He’s 100% willing to share! However, if it’s a situation where a person is clearly not letting up and making you uncomfortable, he’ll wrap his arm around your hip, pulling you close and intimidating the person until they run away. He won’t be jealous because of you, but because some lowly human deciding to harass HIS master? Not on his watch. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soft, sweet. Passionate, and a little awkward bc of the lip ring tbh. If you don’t like it, he’ll take it out whenever you kiss. He’ll kiss literally anywhere he can reach this boy is SMITTEN

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I feel like he wouldn’t go out of his way to be around children due to his promiscuity, but if he were to be around or entertain little ones, he’d be like the fun uncle. He’s giving them shoulder rides and playing finger paints and dolls with them. He’d be the kind of guy to have full-on insightful conversations with a baby who can only babble and eat their toes. Be warned: you may get baby fever…

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Since Lucius rarely sleeps, he’s always waking you up with breakfast, kisses, and other acts of love. Sometimes if he’s picked up a hobby he’d be so excited to show you what he’s made. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Aside from sex, they’re relaxing. If you come home from work stressed, sore and not in the mood, he’ll give you massages and kiss it all better while you watch something or do an activity together. If his master is upset, it’s his duty to make them feel better! (his words, not mine)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

I feel like he’d reveal more and more about his immortal life piece by piece later in the relationship. As a denizen of hell, he’s seen things that would make humans go insane, so he doesn’t want to scare you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

This man has the patience of a saint (ironic lmao). If you have troubles of any kind, he’ll work them out with you no matter what they are. He has eons of knowledge, so he knows quite a bit. It takes A LOT to anger this sweetheart.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Admittedly, he’s a little forgetful sometimes. He’ll remember anniversaries and birthdays no problem, but when it comes to really small things like your coffee shop order, he might stand there like a deer in the headlights. As the relationship progresses he’ll get better, but for a while, he’s gonna have a constantly spinning bowl of lukewarm oatmeal for a brain.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

Probably when you celebrate something that pertains to him, like his birthday. As a demon, he doesn’t really require birthday celebrations because, to be honest, he doesn’t even remember his own age. So when he mentions in passing his estimated birth date, and you surprise him with his favourite chocolate cake with “Happy gazillionth birthday, Lucius” written in sloppy icing, he tears up a little, because he knows that birthday celebrations are important to humans. It makes him feel so special

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

This boy is a worrywart fr. if you get into a situation that’s frightening and dangerous, he’s by your side for protection. As a demon with supernatural abilities, he’s good at intimidation. If someone is threatening your safety, he isn’t above torture and murder. As sweet as he is, the man IS a demon, and will not tolerate his master being harmed.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Oh honey, he puts his whole pussy into it. It’s almost overwhelming how crazy he goes for you. He’ll ask you questions the whole year, subtly getting you to talk about things you’d like to do or things you want to have, writing it all down in his secret little notebook titled “to-do list for my darling” to surprise you with on the day of.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Being a demon who lives off lust, if you’re to be in a pact with him you have to understand that if you’re not in the mood for a period of time, he will have to go out and consume from others. While he can eat human food, it’s as if a human lived off of chicken soup for the rest of their life. He’ll waste away without his energy source. It may not be optimal for some, but it’s kind of how he stays alive.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Boy is VAIIINNNNNNN ok. He has a skincare routine, a haircare routine, a workout routine, maintains his horns and tail to keep them glossy and smooth, constantly files his nails sharp enough to cut steel, etc etc. if he can’t maintain his routine for even one day he gets pouty. Please pamper this man lmao

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Lucius has been through many pacts, and of course, many heartbreaks. When his master passes, he has a hole in his heart for a long long time. But when he absorbs their soul, he feels a sense of joy in knowing they’re a part of him for eternity, keeping them in his heart. He probably keeps photos of all of his masters over the years so he doesn’t forget their faces. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

His least favourite food is lemons. He has a massive sweet tooth and cannot stand sour flavours. He makes the funniest pucker face too.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

If his master didn’t treat him back with at least a little bit of the kindness and love he gives, he’ll be turned off and truthfully, a little saddened. He puts so much into his relationships with his masters out of a deep-rooted need to be loved for more than his body, that if he was treated as nothing but an object while he’s in a pact, he’ll be distant. 

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

As stated before, he doesn’t typically sleep. However, when he does, he’s a cuddler. He has to snuggle the closest warm thing available. He’s a heat-seeking snuggle machine. If he’s having a particularly good dream, his tail will whip around and he’ll actually purr. It's very rare to see this, like a shiny pokemon. Record it or he won’t believe you.

[kanmom51]

JK live 25.5.2023 12:03 am KST

cr./creators of media used in this post.

Jaykay our man went live.

And although he surprised us, it by no means was a surprise now, was it?

Kind of feels like a pattern here, doesn't it? JM's off somewhere and JK's on Weverse live, lol.

I love how he always seems to be missing us when JM doesn't seem to be around, or should I put it this way? When JM's around he doesn't give a rat's ass about us? Nah, he loves army, but he definitley has his priorities... and above all, someone we will NEVER compete with for JK's love, is JM. I do wish a big chunk of army would understand that already.

The timing is also, as always, thought out. And this time the date giving us 8/11 and the time giving us the 123 is no coincidence in my apparently very insane opinion.

We also actually have 8/11/15. Shock. Awe. You want to see for yourselves?

25.5.2023 12:03 am KST, right?

So the 8/11 we get from the date: 2+5+2+2=11 and 5+3=8

And then, if we take the time, the 12 and the 03 as they are: 12+3=15 Ta-dah.

8/11/15

I would like to talk for a second here about how happy JK looks.

He himself talks about how he's been cooking a lot and eating a lot and he put on weight. I, for one, think he looks amazing. I hated to see him so skinny back in his Feb lives.

I think this is a first time in a long time we are seeing his eye smile even when it's not about JM. He's happy. He's active. He's working and working out and looking good and gaining muscle. He has JM around more and he's just back on track and he's happy. And it shows.

Satiated. That's a word that comes to mind. He has all the things he loves. JM, food, music, JM. He has it all now.

Also, our Jiminah, must be over the moon with his babe getting his man boobies back.

I mean, those chesties, or dare I say breasties were his besties, he just cannot keep his hand off them. LITERALLY.

And the hair, lol.

How he starts the live with his hair down and then goes to put it up. Am I the only one that as he does that is thinking about this?

Which was JM commenting on JK's mukbang live (which was deleted, ugh), telling him how much he wants to tie his hair back neatly (oh, the cute art we got from that one...).

Can I also mention, before we move on, just how adorable that man is?

He went to grab his glasses cause he didn't see the screen well...

What strikes me every single time is that sense of naivete about him. It feels like he's literally doing these things for the first time, and the excitement and expressions on his face, it's just so sweet/cute. So endearing. I mean, it's not the first time he's worn his glasses, and yet the surprise how much better things look with them on, it's just so adorable.

And of course I cannot not add this edit, cause it's just hilarious.

I'm surprised, yet not surprised every single time again as to how rude and stupid fans can be. At the start of the live, just before JK goes to pull up his hair (and I really want to hope that this wasn't the reason that he tied up his hair at the end), he reads out a comment calling him Jungsoon which is in essence calling him girly or "baby girl", which he replies to:

Which he says twice, followed by...

And he goes to tie his hair but doesn't, sidetracked by a positive comment saying he's been missed. That's also when he goes on to talk about cooking and putting on weight.

Fans like that they just fucking piss me off.

JK talks about not singing too loud at night. Explaining how even though he thought the place was properly sound proofed, and although the neighbours can't hear him singing, they can feel the vibrations from the speakers, oopsy. He received a kind of complaint about it, and says how since he hasn't been singing loudly at night (well, not as loudly, lol).

The live playlist

JK didn't listen to too many songs. He didn't sing too many songs either. In the just over an hour live we got to hear 7 songs.

1. That’s Not How This Works - Charlie Puth

2. NIGHT DANCER - imase

3. Angel Pt. 1 - Kodak Black, Jimin, NLE Choppa, JVKE, Muni Long

4. The Palnet - BTS (this song he didn't actually play, he sang a couple of lines and talked about a little but not actually playing and singing).

5. Seed - Taeyang

6. Super - Seventeen

7. Shoong! - Taeyang feat. Lisa of Blackpink

8. Fighting - Seventeen

And in my mind, the live is kind of split into 2 parts:

Part 1 was dominated by Night dancer and Angel Pt. 1.

Part 2 was Taeyang and Seventeen leaning. Although we got to hear Angel again in part 2, lol.

The way JK keeps doing this, supporting JM and his work, I mean you have to be blind not to see this.

JK literally sang or hummed JM's Angel pt. 1 four times throughout his live, including his funny as hell ad-lib that now that we have the translated live we can well appreciate (I was scared they won't translate that part, but they came through, well at least with that).

FOUR TIMES.

Enjoy an edit of all 4 together:

There is also this, which I did find interesting.

1st time in the live he 'happens to come by it':

2nd time is him singing the lyrics in Korean:

Humming on a little bit longer.

Third time he hummed the song, and the fourth time he hummed it one key higher.

You know what though? Thinking about it, Angel pt. 1 was all through part one and part two of the live (my mental 2 parts of the live peeps), lol. Or maybe let's forget about the parts and say that the live was all about Angel, nope, sorry, got that wrong, it was about Jimin hyung pt. 1 (wink wink).

And this is something JK does. He loves JM. He JM's songs, he loves to sing them. We've seen this time and time again.

Now all we really need is Letter, although I have a feeling we aren't going to get that. Which in itself, their reluctance to talk about it or sing it ever since it's been released, that is a big ass neon light telling us just how private and personal this song is to THEM.

Also, side note, that adlibbed Angel in Korean - JK's how to tell us he's drinking a highball without actually telling us he's drinking a highball, lol.

JK says he's been on YT and TikTok lately (making it clear that he's not on IG, which makes me think he might actually still be lurking on IG, idk, it's the criminal mind in me, lol). That's where he said he first heard Night dancer (will get to that song in a sec) and obviously also saw Jiminie's Seventeen Super dance challenge.

JK told us about how much he's been listening to Night dancer. Can't stop listening to it was more like it. He plays it several times during the live. And it's a good song. I get why he likes it. And the lyrics, I also get why this song is living rent free in his mind.

It's an unexceptional, ordinary night The noise, the sparkle, and you

The clock hands are frozen again The frequented, cluttered room Nothing changed, but as I look back We both had gotten older

The music stops again, you drop the needle We've replayed it so much, we nearly grow bored of it Nothing changed, please don't change You're the only one who's stayed

We avoid the topic with small talk We hesitate to touch the subject We stop to push the hands forward Our breaths start to sync

It's an unexceptional, ordinary night Dance with the noise, the sparkle, and you It's an average, boring night But let's move forward together

Your translucent, pale skin Your carefree smile Nothing changed, please don't change But this is only just for now

The more I stare The more memories that overflow A cup of coffee for a wavering heart A disheveled room, a scratchy melody Let's blend together, one more time

It's an unexceptional, ordinary night Dance with my beating heart, my elation, and you It's an average, boring night But let's move forward together

The night is long and uncertain The music could stop at any moment I want to be with you, to drown with you I don't care if tomorrow never comes

It's an unexceptional, ordinary night Dance with the noise, the sparkle, and you It's an average, boring night Love me Who cares anymore, just look at me Let's dance as we sway and stumble It's an unexceptional, ordinary night But let's move forward together

I keep going back to read and re-read those lyrics. Eyes tear up. This is definitely one that hits the heart strings, and so understandably a song that JK is feeling right now.

I don't know if you guys remember the ask I had a long while back asking me to pick a Troye Sivan song for every year of Jikook's relationship.

Thing is, for 2022-3 it wouldn't be a Troye Sivan song I would choose. It would be this one.

The song is by a Japanese artist called Imase, who went online to thank and show his appreciation to JK for listening to his song and mentioning it in his live.

I can't help but wonder if this is why JK knows that Japanese YT teacher so well, is he touching up on his Japanese?

So, part 2 JK sang 2 songs by Taeyang (hilarious how he stops singing Shoop the second it's Lisa's part), 2 songs by Seventeen, talked about how Jun taught him the dance for Super and Mingyu asked him to do the challenge but hasn't called him, and then proceeded to say that he won't do it, lol.

Pity, I'm sure he'd rock it.

He also talked about watching Go Seventeen and how funny they were.

I do love how he's sharing with us the songs he loves, the shows he likes, and also supporting his partner and his friends.

JK also mentioned he saw the photo of his female lookalike, Hira Saya, lol.

JK talked about Hobi finishing his basic training that day. Sending them a selfie to their group chat.

I personally am not prepared for that day.

But the hilarious part, once again, is does he not think we will notice his hair getting shorter?????

Again, that naivete of his, just like he was surprised he was so easily recognized at Coachella, lol.

After singing fighting, JK, as we so dearly know him, turns to the camera and asks: "should we sleep now?"

He turns back to sing fighting for a few seconds and then:

Adds "fighting for tomorrow", waves bye, says he dropped by briefly to play, that he'll find good songs for us and come back, asking "but these are all songs that you already knew, right? You probably listen to more music than I do. I really don't listen to music", waves bye, says not to get sick and be happy, and he's done.

Lol.

Look, it's not like he didn't warn us. Multiple times. He said he'd have to go to sleep at 1 am cause he has somewhat of a schedule the next morning. It's the way he does it that has me on the floor laughing.

I didn't talk about the CP song he played and sang, because yeah, CP, not much to talk about, other than again, this is an artist that JK likes, admires, and one that he is choosing to share his music with us and sing his songs.

Anyways, before I end this, a couple of points I noticed:

The songs he played and sang to us. JK said it loud and clear. And his live closing statement kind of cements the fact that he came to sing these songs he thinks are good songs, and that even though he, in his own words, doesn't really listen to music these days, is obviously listening to these songs and wanted to play them and sing them to us. Songs that happen to be by his partner (4 times he goes back to Angel pt. 1 in his live for a total of over 5 minutes singing or humming or adlibbing it), his friends (Seventeen), artists he admires (CP and Taeyang) and a special extra song that happens to live in his head at the moment (Night dancer).

The absence of the songs he didn't play. I think it was kind of loud and clear, don't you?

Anyway, JK came back to us, as he has been doing when JM is absent. He's happy. He looks happy. So I'm happy. And as much as I want more frequent lives from him, if JM being away or absent is the catalyst then I would rather he have his Jiminie by his side than me enjoy him going live. And him going live is pure joy. Do you understand what I'm willing to give up here? Do I need to make myself any clearer?

I want them to be happy is all.

💜💛

[beevean]

For CV: 💜🤍💕 And a curveball for Metroid: 📖 (game instead of book)

🤍 and 💕 answered here!

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

Who else but Isaac?

And not because of his BDSM get-up :P just. he pretty. he has a very appealing design to him once you get used to the everything lol. people be sleeping on him.

My good sir, who gave you the right.

But also Maxim! People be sleeping on Maxim and it's a crime!

isaac 🤝 maxim: seducing the besties by exposing the breasties

anyway justice for people who are not Kojima-Certified Long Haired Pretty Boys. Especially Isaac with his big nose and wide mouth which are meant to make him unpretty but in reality make him all the more recognizable and iconic :3

And for the women... not only Julia is gorgeous with the cutest smile and prettiest dress :)

But I have a soft spot for the neglected Succubus in LoI!

The combination of sexy lingerie and innocent eyes, plus the clever moth motif, make her the perfect Succubus to me over the more well known SoTN one.

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

Yes I am about to give the most obvious answer in the world, but Other M really contributes nothing to the lore and Samus' characterization. As much as the ZM manga has issues, at least Samus' breakdown at Ridley makes sense in that context. Samus having a crisis after SM and regressing to feeling like a child is, to put it generously, forced.

[a-drama-addict]

Your Dari post got me curious: if you put your DA kiddos in BG3 (or the other way round!) what would their impression of the companions be? Who would they get on with?

HMMMM i'm just gonna pick da'revas for this because oHOHOHOOOOO i have thoughts about this. (the others will get this too but LATER so i can compile all thoughts) (under the cut bc this will be loooong rambling probably.)

Da'Revas

Wyll: I feel like he'd get on super well with Wyll, (local goodest boys meeting.) I feel like he'd want to choke Mizora the moment she shows up lol I feel like he'd definitely enjoy the whole hero persona of the sword coast thing, then when he finds out that Wyll got cast out by his father from Baldurs Gate he'd also want to fistfight Ulder lol

Astarion: Dari would not enjoy the vampire man. At first anyhow, though it's not the first time he made friends with someone who tried to murder him at their first meeting (looking at you ZEV).. but they wouldn't become incredibly close either, more just casual friends that check on each other once a year

Karlach: HIMBO BUDDIES. karlach's a himbo to me, da'revas is a certified himbo. NEED i go on. they'd be besties, he'd kill anyone who look at Karlach wrong

Shadowheart: Well. he has a thing for goths. No but they would get along, he is used to the secretive or more held back nature, he definitely enjoys having her around. Not too fond of the whole shar dogma she spews in the beginning but the second she opens up he goes full protective mode (“I will NEVER let ANYONE hurt you EVER AGAIN. I’ll kill all wolves personally” “Sweet of you but your hug is choking me, Da’revas-“)

Lae'zel: he also has a thing for women who are mean to him. He'd be interested in her culture definitely, and I just know he would love the way she speaks. definitely would be friends with her

Gale: Eh. Probably neutral on him, no strong opinions one way or the other, he'd definitely be more sympathetic towards him near the end and will have a third goddess to fistfight

Halsin: unironically would probably have the biggest crush on the man. Da'revas sees a tall strong elf with a fondness for nature and whittling? floored. goes “hey breastie- i mean bestie. hows your gay going— DAY going. haha”

Jaheira: That would actually be his mom

Minthara: Hmm. I think he wouldn't get along with her, mostly because of her evil alignment, and would kill her in the goblin camp act 1 so no REAL relationship on that front

[standfucker]

MY BESTIE!

Do you care to share a sneak peak at a WIP you have right now? It can be any part of whichever one you choose >W< 💕

BESTIE!!! Did you know that if we were AMAB, we would be teste besties? Alas, we are fated to be breasty besties. u_u =D

Here's a snippet from "Rotation," which I am going to do my best to get done and posted on 4/20.

[Maybe he was right. Why were you making it more complex than it needed to be? Why couldn’t you just let yourself have this? But even if you succumbed to your desires, there was another problem.

“But… But, um,” you stammered. “How could I possibly choose? I lov–I like all of you!...”

A humiliating slip-up, one you expected them to tease you about, but there was only silence. You braved a peek at them from between your fingers. All eyes were on you–the pointing of Killer’s mask in your direction left no doubt–and then the guys glanced at each other, exchanging looks you couldn’t quite decipher, but that made something curl in your stomach anyway.

“Maybe,” Kid said slowly, gauging your reaction, “you don’t have to.”

You felt something change in the room. Like the air got heavier, though it could have been the smoke–although the group’s pace had slowed, the blunts never stopped their rotation. You weren’t sure which one you were on anymore, only that there was something else drifting alongside the undulating smoke, something that tingled like the air before a storm.

You lowered your hands so you could look at Kid clearly, keeping your mouth covered. There was no playfulness in his expression, only an ardent luster to the black of his eyes, the gold of his irises constricted into a thin band.

“Kid?” You only said his name, but the full question was implied. Are you saying what I think you’re saying?]

[outrealm-gates]

"Just a little nickname I give gals with this condition~ Not that we can't totally be besties... best-breasties!" Ann was only faring a little better, having more experience hauling her humongous heifers around but only so much could really make it easier. "Uuuhhhhm... heh... No. Wish I could tell ya, Ruby. I really do. Some gals push the alphabet to its limits with cup sizes, some go even further beyond measurement. One gal out in america literally filled swimming pools with hers." A small, selfish part of her hoped she and Ruby grew huge... but she also didn't wanna impose that on someone! Ahh... why must she be like this. "Alright uh... probably time to find something more comfy for your girls than a trolley and a blanket. Think we can lift one of 'em to get one of these boob-harnesses in place, Ruby?" Ah yes... the physical contact stage.

Starter for @outrealm-gates

Step, slosh. Step, slosh.

"Hah... Ah... nngh..." A young woman clad in naught but a blanket pushed a trolley in front of her.

Step, slosh. Step, slosh.

She had to take a break after every few steps thanks to the tremendous weight of her new chest. It was more than she could bare sometimes... but she was at least mobile. For now. After taking 10 minutes to travel what used to take her 10 seconds, she finally reached the waiting room at the local Hypermastia clinic. She had hoped coming here would return some sense of normalcy to her life... but even here, she felt big... but thats to be expected when each of your tits is the size of a bed. All she could do was sit down, collect her breath, and rest her legs until her doctor arrived.

Yet even when she sat still... she could feel her breasts growing, filling... swelling. It filled her with equal parts excitment... as well as dread.

[dirty-brainrot]

Here's something short because I couldn't stop thinking abt Joboobs.

"—and then he was like yare yare daze." You and your redhead friend laugh. It was a peaceful Sunday and you and Kak were hanging out at the Kujo residence. Jotaro was nowhere to be seen so, being a good friend, you and Kakyoin gossiped about the emo boy.

Until a certain topic popped up in your head. "Hey Kak, do you think Jotaro can crush someone's head by his using his huge tiddies?" Kakyoin placed a finger on his chin and hummed. "I think he can." The two of you sat in silence, trying to imagine Jotaro crush someone by the sheer fat of his honkadonks.

"Should we ask him to try it?" You asked Kakyoin in a low voice. He looks at you as if you were crazy and maybe you were. "He'll get mad and might kick us out!" You gave him a mischievous smile. "Maybe, maybe not."

Speak of the devil, Jotaro enters the room without his gakuran. You could see his well-built torso as his shirt was too tight on him.

You grabbed the empty bottle of coke and approached the huge man. "Hey, Jotaro!" You gave the man a bright, innocent smile. "Oh my God, they're actually gonna do it..." Kakyoin mumbles as he watches you walk towards Jotaro.

Jotaro stood still, he had an unreadable expression. Slowly regretting your decision, you wanted to back down but there was no point of return. "Can you crush this can with your boobies." Your smile disappears as you speak with a monotone voice. It wasn't even a request, it was a more of a command.

Jotaro's eyes widened in surprise and confusion but he quickly covered it with the tip of his hat. Kakyoin was shaking as he covered his mouth, trying not to burst out in laughter. "Yare yare daze." Deciding to humor you, he grabs the empty can from your hand.

It was now your turn for your eyes to widen. You couldn't believe it! He's actually gonna crush the can with his fat badonkadonk!!

He squeezes the can in the middle of his chest then moves his arms forward, making both of his elbows touch, and crush the can with his boobs with ease. "OH MY GOD!" You yelled while Kakyoin burst out laughing and wheezing.

"Oh my god! Bustie— I mean Breastie— I MEAN BESTIE—" You stuttered while looking at his chest with awe and a red face. Kakyoin laughed harder and fell back to the floor.

After staring at his chest, you looked at Jotaro's face to see that he was smirking. "What? Don't tell me you wanna get crushed too?"

[shapeshiftinterest]

Omg So True, Breastie- BESTIE! I MEAN BESTIE!!: sun x monty, moon x monty (CH 1+2)

based on the term ‘bestie’ and THIS meme of a girl staring at a dude’s chest

sun and moon have different ways of addressing the same topic

they’re short so i put both chapters on this post

story under the read more

Omg So True, Breastie- BESTIE! I MEAN BESTIE!! (also on ao3)

Sun’s version:

“-and then I said to her, ‘I AM the manager!’“

Sun wheezed, his voice box glitching at Monty’s reenactment of how he dealt with a Karen hours earlier.

“I AM the manager!” they giggled.

The bouncy animatronic wiped a fake tear from their eye and sighed. If their face could emote it’d be scrunched up from all the sillies they were feeling.

“Whew! That was a good one, Breastie-” Sun froze upon realizing his blunder, backtracking as fast as he could. “Bestie! I meant Bestie!! Haha!!“ Even if no one could tell he was blushing, Sun covered his face, fans overheating because of his slip up. “Oh my stars, I’m so sorry, Monty. I don’t know what that was about-.“

Monty let out a loud guffaw and roughly patted his buddy on the back. “Bwahahaha!!!“

Honestly he was surprised Sun’s programming hadn’t auto censored the word.

“Don’t worry about it, Lil Guy.“ he said, slinging an arm over Sun’s shoulders in a friendly way. “I know I’m hot stuff.“ The gator jokingly flexed his opposite arm.

Sun snorted “Sure sure,“ he said, shoving at the other playfully.

“Whaaaat, you know it’s true, you basically said it yourself!“

Sun ‘rolled‘ his eyes, the two exchanging playful banter as the shorter animatronic continued to clean around the daycare.

____________________________________________________________

Moon’s version:

“-Graaahhh!! It’s so frustrating though, y’kno?“ Monty huffed, retelling a confrontation that had happened between him and his handler only hours before Moon’s patrol.

The two were sitting next to each other. their legs dangling over the catwalk above Monty’s Gator Golf. Recently Moon had taken to ironically pretending to drink coffee and was currently holding a steaming cup as he listened to Monty rant.

“I mean, it feels like she’s not even listening to me!“

Monty tossed his hands into the air, the frustrated ‘whump‘ from his tail resounded on the catwalk.

Moon nodded sagely. If he could emote better he would have closed his eyes to complete the look. As such, Moon just turned off his night vision for a few seconds to simulate it.

“So true, Breastie.“ The celestial animatronic hummed in agreement.

Monty paused, the shorter’s words catching up to his processors. “Don’t y’mean ‘Best-’“

Moon ‘drank‘ his coffee, the liquid dripping down his face plate and onto his pants. Without even facing the other, Moon reached over to pat Monty’s chest plate affectionately, still pretending to ‘drink‘ his coffee.

“I know what I said, Montgomery.“

“O-Oh.“

Monty could hear his fans whirring as Moon withdrew his arm and did a graceful flip onto the railing. “Welp!” they said ”This was fun but I need to get back to my patrol.”

Giving his mohawk a quick ruffle, Moon bounced on one leg, and then the other, before springing into the air via his cable. “See you later, alligator~“

Monty blinked, wide eyed, and waved goodbye. He absently sent a message to his technician about seeing error signs and suddenly overheating.

                                                                               BONUS

The next day, Monty's handler found herself pranked halfway to hell and back, courtesy of Moon. She apologized for not listening to him after getting glitter bombed in Parts and Service.

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

HIHI BESTIE NESTIE CHICKEN BREASTIE <333

How has you day (and week) been?? Feels like we haven’t really chatted in a hot minute LMAO - I hope your day went amazing today you awesome person!!!!! :DDDD

HIIII JASSIFICATION!!!!!!

im currently broken bc of stranger things!!!! yaaaay hahahdjfj- also we should talk more about the fic I have a plan I think!!! or a plan to make a plan? whatever dont get your hopes up- xD

HOW ARE YOU MY BELOVED BESTIE???? <3333

THANK YOU I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR YOUUUU <3 ILYSMMM

[literaphobe]

So true breastie doesn’t even make sense!!! If you’re so distracted by tatas your brain shuts down you won’t think of puns. If it was so true breastie I would forget it immediately, but your version is more accurate!!! And way funnier!!! C’mon people

the whole point is that the person speaking in the post is so enamored by their best friends tits that they actually say best tits out loud bc its a thought in their mind… an evaluation of the boobies… and then as an afterthought bc it coincidentally sound like bestie they try n save themselves 😔 sorry they couldn’t think of more breast puns on the fly. maybe you should go eat some pussy

[snellymain]

Fine asks you more for the character thing because

Because you asked for it

H- haru from beastars-

haha more like haru(meno). from beastars, am i right, ladies??

SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;

Sexuality Headcanon: Bi with male lean :] vibes of seeking out men frequently and being Open to Lesbian Encounters™, just doesn't particularly look for em, I'm not sure she'd want anything long-term with a woman either, bisexual heteromantic? idk

Gender Headcanon: cis woman-zoned

A ship I have with said character: I'M LITERALLY SO BASIC LEGOSHI LOL, i like her with Louis too tbh (not as endgame, I just thought the quick blip of a relationship they had held a cute dynamic, they hold hands in not wanting 2 be pitied,,,yet that's also the downfall of their relationship womp womp)

A BROTP I have with said character: JUNO BREASTIES!!!!

A NOTP I have with said character: My heart wants to say Melon because it's genuinely creepy but then knowing my ships I'm kinda like haha what if that's quaint ................ SO I'LL JUST SAY IDK :)

A random headcanon: I just always imagined she's 100% more comfortable hanging with guys and tends to, by default, dislike women;; not through like "ew haha WOMEN, am I right boys?? #meninist" but when she's on an equal relative level with someone like that she just faces more unfair criticism and bullying ykno, whereas when she's "Just One Of The Guys" not so much, though the relentless pity from them kinda sours her male friendships too :x EVENTUALLY she'd grow out of this obviously- GOTTA BECOME BESTIES WITH JUNO SOMEHOW

General Opinion over said character: I like her well enough!! but unfortunately I have prevalent issues with Ita Paru's writing, particularly in there being little to no solo-focused content with any of the female characters (as much as I don't like Kyuu, I'm glad she exists bc she kinda broke that mold Paru was so comfortable in) and I feel like Haru is one of the biggest examples of that, since once her backstory and motivations are explained to the viewer early on she just becomes The Love Interest Of Legoshi which kinda blows. LOVE HER TO BITS ANYWAY, JUST WISH SHE HAD MORE OF HER OWN CHARACTER. She is sassy and incredibly blessed I want 2 hold her and shake her around

[writerin-progress]

I am not like other girls. I have thick, long, luscious, silky blonde hair that flows graciously down my slender back and stops a hair length above my firm butt. My orbs match perfectly with the colour of the sky. But not just any shade, but all shades, sometimes it's a soft baby blue, others it's grey, and when I'm angry they turn so dark they appear almost black.

My physical appearance is nothing of note, I have a round almost baby face, a small button nose, almond shaped eyes (did I mention my blue orbs). I have the most kissable lips in the history of kissable lips, with the most perfect cupids bow. And since I'm not like those other girls I don't wear any makeup and only use a simple mude lip gloss that tastes like strawberries on my lips.

I thin slender arms and legs, my stomach is even thinner than my legs and I have the most breasty breasts that ever breasted.

Boys don't look at me and I'm not like other girls so they don't talk to me unless they are making fun of me.

I have only one best friend, his name is Jacob, he had dark hair, pale skin, and the most wonderful green orbs, not that I think that I just heard some other girls saying that about him.

My mom wakes me up one day telling me to get ready as I am late. I hastily pull my hair up into a messy bun and wear the only clean clothes that I have left which just happen to be my favorite, a grey sweatshirt and some black jeans and my Adidas shoes. I kiss my mom on the cheek and pick up a toast from the table but my Step-dad glares at me disapprovingly so I put it back. Whatever, it's not like I was hungry anyway. I haven’t eaten in the last six days except for the lunch I shared with Jacob three days ago but I should be fine.

Anyways, I am late so I make my way to school. As I am walking down the hallway one of those other girls trip me, making me fall and everyone else laugh. I look up from my temporary place at the floor and see the resident Biatch Veronica laughing at me with her cronies. Just then Jocob comes and yells at them, telling them to leave me be. Veronica rolls her eyes and offers him a spot in the cool kids gang. He declines and she scoffs and threatening us before going away.

Jacob asks me if I am okay and I wave him away. I don’t know why he hangs out with a scoial outcast like me, (I mean other than my parents being the most influential people around as well as being leaders of a Mafia gang and being the smartest person in this school with an IQ higher then Einstein because I have a perfect photographic memory. I'm also a vampire werewolf hybrid with awesome powers, like telekinesis, hypnosis and all sorts of other cool powers half of which I don't know myself. But it is a secret which no-one knows about) I don't know why he would want to be friends with me.

We go to our first class of the day, Maths, ugh I hate Maths. Our teacher comes in and says that he has an announcement to make, something about a new student. I don't pay attention as I am busy drawing a perfect replica of the Monalisa on my notebook. Jacob nudges me and as I look up I see a boy standing in front of me. He has slandy blonde hair and the brightest blue eyes almost as bright as mine with perfectly tanned skin. He asks if he can sit next to me and I awkwardly stutter out a yes. God what is wrong with me stuttering around a boy like those other girls. So embarrassing. I think to myself but I can’t help it.

The new kid introduces himself as Jack, he compliments my drawing, I thank him, while stuttering. Again with the suttering.

I spend the day with both Jack and Jacob, although Jacob seems more reserved then usual. I go home to an empty house, my parents are probably both working. There is dinner in the fridge that I ignore. I do my homework while listening to my favorite artist that happens to be my online bestie.

Later that night as I lay in bed I think of Jack. I find myself blushing and scold myself. This isn't a middle school crush to giggle over. Not that I've ever had a crush before. WAIT CRUSH. I can't have a crush on Jack I like Jacob. Oh no.

Your mission is to write the worst opening to a YA novel ever. How badly can you make us cringe?

[cleanbeautymarketplace]

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