#Best Hyper Cub

[hederasgarden]

Dad!Captain Syverson Headcanons

I was inspired to write about Captain Syverson as a dad by @augustsprincess beautiful illustration.

Warnings for some smutty talk at the beginning. 18+ only. Thanks to @ryebecca for looking this over.

I’m happy to tackle other HC characters as dads if there is interest. Send me an ask!

We all know Sy has a breeding kink a mile wide.

There’s nothing he loves more than coming inside you again and again and stuffing you full of him. He also likes to stay buried in you as long as possible to keep you plugged up. When he finally does pull out he’ll get between your legs and push his cum back inside with his fingers while he rubs your thigh with his other hand.

Even though you’re exhausted, there’s something about the sight of him looking up at you with that hungry glint in his eye that makes you ready to go again. When you lift your hips towards his face he smiles.

“That’s not how you make a baby, sweetheart,” he growls, climbing back on top of you again.

Once you’re pregnant, Sy’s over the moon and telling anyone he can. He brings home all the pregnancy books that night, spending his evenings pouring over them with a little frown on his face. He writes down a dozen or more questions for your first OB appointment. He definitely annoys the sonographer when you’re far along enough to see one, practically leaning over her shoulder to see the screen.

Sy researches baby items like he’s planning an military incursion. You never knew someone could have that many options about car seats and baby bottles.

When it comes to your growing belly and expanding cup size, he’s feral. He wants you all the time after the doctor promises him sex won’t hurt the baby. You don’t even have time to wonder if you’re getting too fat or frumpy because his hands are on you all the time and he’s heaping on the praise.

Also, if you thought he was protective before you haven’t seen anything yet. He becomes hyper-vigilant about you and his little cub, to the point it probably causes a few fights and makes you feel suffocated. You definitely have an emotional breakdown or two that he has zero idea how to handle. Defusing an IED is child’s play compared to navigating your emotional changes. That’s usually when he resorts to food and foot rubs.

Once the baby arrives he’s on it. You don’t even change a single diaper until your son is two months old. If you’re breastfeeding, Sy’s there with snacks and water. If you’re formula feeding, he’s got everything prepped and ready to go.

The best thing about Sy as a dad though? It’s the way he looks at his son. The sheer awe and love you see in his eyes as his big fingers trace the delicate lines of your newborn’s face. And the way he looks at you with so much pride, love, and devotion? Well, is it any wonder your son gets a little sister a year later?

[chipperchemical]

it's time for my annual insanity arc, so here is every hermit/traffic ship that i actively enjoy and 1 headcanon for each one! (worth mentioning that i love most ships, these are just my favourites)

Grian x Mumbo (Grumbo) -> Grian is the only one who can bring Mumbo out of his redstone hyper-focus mode by cooking him unnecessarily gourmet meals and pretending to be sad when Mumbo doesn't instantly sit down to eat with him.

Grian x Scar (Scarian) -> When Scar's in his wheelchair, Grian will run around while pushing him and sing the Mario Kart star song at full volume.

Grian x Bdubs (Gridubs) -> They have a STRICT nighttime routine and if anyone interrupts then they will never hear the end of it.

Grian x Doc (Gridoc) -> Grian keeps bringing different animals home and Doc keeps trying to say no, but every single one grows on him eventually.

Grian x Mumbo x Scar (Mumscarian) -> Mumbo keeps trying to convince the other two to eat redstone, but he's only successfully convinced Scar.

Bdubs x Doc (Bdoc) -> The absolute embodiment of the sunshine/moon trope, but Doc is the sunshine and Bdubs is the moon.

Bdubs x Etho (Ethdubs) -> Etho likes trying on dresses and skirts and gives Bdubs little catwalk fashion shows.

Bdubs x Impulse (Impdubs) -> Extremely sweet to each other while destroying their enemies.

Bdubs x Keralis (Kerdubs) -> They spend every Sunday eating cereal and watching a movie in bed.

Bdubs x Mumbo (Bedstone) -> Mumbo's fast food order is always incorrect and Bdubs is the one who has to ask the worker to correct it.

Bdubs x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (BZITS) -> The ONLY thing that makes them all chill out after hard days is a massive cuddle pile in their nest of blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals.

Cub x Scar (Cubscar) -> When they're close to each other, their eyes get slightly bluer and their prankster urges get stronger, like a physical biological change.

Cub x Doc (Docub) -> They constantly dress up as Dr Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster for Halloween, and they switch who is who every year.

Doc x Etho (Detho) -> Doc leaves little gifts and bouquets around Etho's base, but Etho either doesn't see them or has zero idea who they're from until Doc brings it up.

Doc x Ren (Rendoc) -> The fathers of the server.

Doc x Joel (Doel) -> They are the most stubborn and competitive couple to the point that the others can't tell if they're on the verge of breaking up or not -- they never are.

Doc x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (DZITS) -> They regularly smoke zaza together and bake brownies.

Etho x Joel (Smalletho) -> Their only petnames for each other are vicious insults.

Impulse x Skizz (Skizzpulse) -> Impulse doesn't typically like touch, but Skizz's hugs are so warm and comforting that he doesn't mind one bit.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango (ZIT) -> Tango and Impulse have amazing body heat while Zedaph is always cold, so their cuddles are the perfect temperature.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango x Skizz (ZITS) -> The other Hermits figured out that they were a polycule after extreme confusion over why they all kiss each other.

Impulse x Tango x Skizz (ITS) -> Impulse and Skizz both use Tango as a heat pack for their wings and chronic pains.

Tango x Jimmy (Ranchers) -> They're both the absolute best gift-givers and always give each other the perfect presents.

Skizz x Tango x Jimmy (Jizzango) -> Jimmy goes non-verbal sometimes so they all know sign language and are experts at Charades.

[snowball-doie]

| pairing: gn!Reader x Fox Hybrid!Renjun

| warnings: 18+ MDNI. Domestic life with fox hybrid Renjun. He's in fox form throughout the fic. Cuteness aggression. No sexy stuff.

| wc: 1.5k

Ever since his hiatus began, Renjun was having a hard time keeping his form stable. Some days you’d wake up with a long orange tail wrapped around your thigh while the rest of him was still human; Other times he’d have pointy red ears on the top of his head, a long tail trailing along behind him, and soft whiskers on his cheeks during meals. You tried your best not to point it out. You knew that his unstable shifts had to do with his unstable mental health, so there was no point in faulting him for either when you’d been by his side since day one to hold him and make sure that he knew he was loved and supported by everyone around him. Besides, his fox features were so cute… You felt like melting whenever his tail would tap against your leg in the night. You knew that it was your job to protect him when he was at his most vulnerable, human or fox form, and it twisted your heart whenever you had to be away from him because it meant that something could go wrong or that there wasn’t someone there to calm him down if he were to get upset. You tried to keep him off his phone in order to avoid anything bad. You watched him as he deleted social media off his phone so that he could focus on getting better instead of what people were saying about him. But being away from him felt like leaving a whining cat home, the guilt seeping in when you knew that he was curled up in bed with his tail trying to wrap around himself in order to provide comfort…

Oh, fuck, you couldn’t take it anymore. You were spending more time at work focusing on Renjun than your tasks for the day. While packing your things, you told your boss that you were sick and would be heading home early— They could fire you if they wanted, you didn’t care, you just wanted to see your Renjunnie.

When you got home, you were in such a rush to input the door code that you fucked it up and had to start over while you pouted, anxiously swaying on the balls of your feet. Was your baby okay? Did he miss you? Did he go on his phone again? Did he open Twitter? Your heart twisted again,

“Renjun-ah, I’m home!” you called out the second the door was open.

The pitter-patter of black padded feet scrambled from the bedroom to the entryway so fast that you hardly had time to register what was going on before Renjun slid on the floor as he turned then dashed directly at you, a big smile on his face and a chirp of excitement right as he jumped onto you. You giggled. Cute thing was in his fox form completely. His tail was wagging, his ears were flickering, and he was licking your face to kiss you.

“Hi, my sweet boy.” You wrapped your arms around his small body.

Depending on the day and the amount of strength he had to transform, Renjun’s fox appearance could be as small as a cub; Other times he was so big that you couldn’t pick him up at all. That afternoon, however, he was about the size of your bicep, making him the perfect fit for cradling in your arms once he would calm down— Which you weren't sure when that would be with how hyper he was. You could barely hold him up. He was wiggling like crazy while whining to show how much he missed you.

“How long have you been like this?”

Obviously you knew that he couldn’t reply, but it was like talking to a dog or a cat. You kind of just… do it out of habit.

Renjun’s energy slowly faded until he was docile in your arms, allowing you to cradle him as you wished, leaving a kiss on his soft forehead to make him purr happily while enjoying his new found urge to be lazy. You walked further into the apartment now that you weren't busy managing him. All four of his legs were dangling in the air, his tongue lolling out, and his tail wrapped around your wrist so that you couldn’t let go of him— As if you ever would. 

“Are you feeling okay today, sweet boy?”

Renjun nodded.

“Did you do this while you were sleeping?”

He shook his head.

“Hmm… Did you do it for me?”

He nodded again, his cute smile widening until his eyes were squeezed shut. Adorable.

“Did you at least drink water today? Or eat food?”

Renjun turned in your arms so that he could hide his snoot against your chest, an attempt to avoid answering the question with a nod or shake of his head— Which in turn told you everything you needed to know. Silly boy.

“Let’s get you something then.”

You carried him into the kitchen, and with your free hand which was not trapped by his soft tail, you retrieved a bowl from one of the cabinets. Renjun had designed a few bowls for himself to use whenever he would be in fox form. You used to keep them out so that he could use them whenever you weren't home and he happened to shift; but before his hiatus began, it had been about a year since he needed the bowls, so you both elected to store them away in order to keep them safe. Now that he was having trouble with his form, maybe it was time to put them back out.

“The yellow one?”

Renjun nodded.

You grabbed the yellow bowl and began filling it with drinking water.  It was his favorite bowl that he had, the first one he ever made, decorating it with white flowers and purple decals here and there to highlight his favorite colors in a minimalistic yet still adorable look. Renjun was eager to drink the water when you put it on the floor for him then put him down too. He lapped at the water quickly, leaving you to focus on pulling food out of the fridge for him. Poor thing really needed you more than you knew… It wasn’t good for him to be home alone as much as he was. Maybe you could use up some of those vacation days you saved up in the hopes of going with Renjun on tour one time to support him… but with his ongoing hiatus, maybe it took precedence over something silly like tour.

“Here you go, sweet boy.”

After serving him some food, he began nibbling while you petted his long back, scratching gently along his fur until you got to his tail which you played with. He was soft. Very soft. He loved it when you played with his fur, because he never, ever let anyone else do that to him— It was just too personal, and it made him self-conscious. But you loved him for him, and you understood him, and he trusted you to take good care of him and not hurt him in such a fragile state. His tail started wagging faster once he finished his food and water, and he turned to look up at you with a proud smile that said, “Look what I did!” And you were looking. You smiled back at him while picking him up. He so calmly accepted laying down in your arms, allowing you to carry him over to the couch where you sat down and put him on your lap in order to turn on the TV as you slowly kept petting him.

Renjun chirped happily, his stomach full, his fur being played with, and the comfort of your body acting like a cushion beneath him. He didn’t even watch the TV with you. He kept his nose tucked towards your stomach so that he could look up at you with his cute eyes. You scratched the top of his head. Renjun’s eyes fell shut when you got the itches behind his ears and even flattened the fur along his nose while wiping away the food still stuck to his snout.

“I think I’m gonna stay here with you tomorrow,” you finally said, having made up your mind.

Renjun’s tail excitedly tapped against your thighs.

“That sound good, baby?”

He chirped happily.

You giggled. “Okay. Let’s do that, then.”

The tip of his nose nudged your wrist happily to urge you to pet him some more. Of course you obliged him. Renjun settled again, and you returned to watching TV. Eventually, you heard a quiet snore on your lap, catching your attention to find that Renjun was fast asleep, his body curled up into a C shape on your lap, his tail covering his paws and nose to keep himself warm.

“Gwiyeo…” you whispered, continuing to pet him because you worried that if you stopped then he would sense it and immediately wake up.

You could always save up on more vacation days… You were most worried about him, so it was time to stay home and look after him until he was better, then maybe you could actually go along with him on tour to keep him company. Honestly, if you weren’t as stubborn as you were, you would’ve taken up Renjun’s offer to quit your job and just have him take care of you… But since that wasn’t in your card, the best you could do was make sure your little fox was okay first and foremost.

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[calamaroo]

In an art slump and wanna yap, so take this for your travels~~~

Octonauts Culture Headcanons: (mostly Barnacles because he's my favorite) (with a focus on languages):

Be warned, this is long af lol

Barnacles (& his family):

1. I've said it before, but he's Inuit, and was raised to speak Inuktuk (the language is very varied in names, with many dialects, but by my research, that is the broadest term for it)

2. In the Navy, it was mostly drilled out of him, and he practically forgot it for many years until he spent his angst time with Bianca and Tracker and re-learned it. Now, he loves to speak it with them, and sometimes yaps in it with his crew to mess with them (because no one understands it)

3. When the cubs visit, they speak Inuktuk with Barnacles, and often have to be reminded to speak English with the Octonauts (again, because no one understands the language, and they're hyper little children taking 90 mph)

4. Sometimes when Barnacles is talking about/to Bianca, Tracker, or the cubs, he'll use their Inuit names, and anyone else in the conversation has to be like "pause, who was that again?"

5. In the cub scouts, everyone spoke Inuktuk, or Russian, as the cubs all unanimously decided to learn it to surprise Natquik (I imagine it was his birthday or smthn, and they all sprung out and said "Happy Birthday!" In Russian. He cried tears of joy for hours.) --- I headcanon Natquik is half Inuit, and also knows the Russian dialect : Nunik.

6. When Barnacles wants to yap/is homesick but can't get in touch with any other Inuit characters, he gets down in the dumps because no one else will understand him/relate to his culture. So, in an effort to eliminate these sad spells, the crew are trying their best to learn more about Inuit culture and languages.

7. He's good with accents as he's heard hundreds in his travels, and can mimick most of them, including the thickest ones (uses this to bond/mesh with his crew's wide range of accents)

8. Pretty good at Vegimalese, but still sometimes has to ask Shellington what a certain string of chirps and trills meant

Languages/ spoken : AMER English, EURO/UK English, Inuktuk (several dialects), Spanish (for Peso), French, & Scottish Gaelic (he pretty much speaks at least a little of everything from hearing it all over the world)

Kwazii (& Calico Jack):

1. I've toyed around with his background for a long time, but I finally settled (at least for now) that the two pirates are from Barbados. So, they grew up speaking with both pirate slang and Bajun English (Barbados-Cajun English) along with a flurry of other languages because pirates were a giant mixing pot of cultures)

2. Sometimes, Kwazii's Bajun accent will escape, and he has to remind himself to tone it down because it and the many other accents he's accumulated into his speech are so thick that no one can understand him. (Calico Jack is way worse and often goes on and on speaking in utter incomprehensible gibberish)

3. Being a pirate (and because i said so), Kwazii had always been good with pixking up on languages and dialects, so when Peso was still new to the crew and had no one really to talk to (as everyone intimidated him and no one knew Spanish), Kwazii learned it so they could bond (super freaking cute)

4. Calico Jack learned Brazilian Portuguese when stuck in the Amazon, cuz that was the natural language for the animals and such. So he taught it to Kwazii, and they occasionally chit chat in it.

5. When talking to Calico Jack, they speak a hundred different languages, all mingled together at one time (often several la,guages in one scentene), and it gives anyone trying to listen in whiplash. It's a very effective deterrent/security measure when sharing secrets in public.

Languages spoken : AMER English, Spanish, Brazillian Portuguese, Bajun English, Scottish Gaelic, and tidbits of other languages from the pirate mixing pot (he's the most fluent of the crew in Inuktuk, although it's proving to be a challenging language to learn)

Tweak (& Ranger Marsh):

1. Florida people. /j

2. Southern Floridian (very yeehaw, very demure) raised to speak English, but also half Cajun French (on her mom's side) and can speak several dialects of French, but is most comfortable in Cajun French. (Tweak and Kwazii bond over being partly Cajun in language)

Languages spoken : French, AMER English

Dashi (& Ryle):

1. African-Amer-Australian, but hides the thickness of her accent well. When she gets mad, though, she goes crazy with slang (Kwazii thinks it's funny and makes her mad on purpose to hear "her funny words")

2. Shellington is Scottish, and they are besties, so she took it upon herself to learn Scottish Gaelic for him

3. She learned French for Tweak, too, because she's a girl's girl (and a girlboss)

4. Learned Spanish for Peso so they could gossip (pop off besties)

5. Used to be a pilot (which is why she can so easily fly the Octoray) and Japan was her favorite place to travel, so she learned the language.

6. Like Kwazii, she is good at picking up languages (cuz pilot = going everywhere (but isn't as good as Kwazii))

7. When video calling/hanging out with Ryla, her accent gets thicker untentionally

Languages spoken : AUST English, AMER English, EURO/UK English, Scottish Gaelic, French, Spanish, & Japanese (with tidbits of others)

Shellington (& Pearl and Periwinkle):

1. SCOTTISH MAN, SAVE ME SCOTTISH MAN

2. Grew up speaking both EURO/UK English and Scottish Gaelic (very fluent in both)

3. When visiting Pearl and Peri, they all speak Scot. Gaelic. One time, they brought Kwazii along, and out of nowhere, he picked up on the tea-time language and joined in. It freaked the otters out fr

4. Peri forgets to speak English to the Octonauts like the polar bear cubs (they are scout-group friends, change my mind) (I also ship Bianca x Pearl, sooooo they are all kinda step-siblings)

5. The only member to fully understand Vegimalese

Languages spoken : EURO/UK English, AUST English (for Dashi, although his accent isn't very good), Vegimalese, & Scottish Gaelic

Peso (& his family):

1. Hispanic. I will fight you for this. /j (AMERICAN DUB RAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅)

2. He knows a good deal of Bajun for Kwazii and Calico Jack and learned Brazillian Portuguese for CJ, as for the first few years of his Octoagent-cy, it was what he spoke the most

3. A lot like Barnacles in the fact that he knows a ton of languages, but it's mostly just how to ask medical questions and comfort frightened patients

4. Pinto also forgets to speak English with the crew and speaks ONLY Spanish with Peso when they are alone. Peso will try to talk to him in English and Pinto with exclusively respond in Spanish (younger brother activity fr)

5. Learning Gaelic to better listen to Shellington's yap sessions (nerds = best bros) (or bf's, cuz I fw that)

Languages spoken : EURO/UK English, AMER English, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, & some Scottish Gaelic.

Inkling (& Min and Natquik):

1. Grew up speaking EURO English, but learned Chinese Mandarin for Min, and sometimes speaks it without realizing.

2. 🗣🗣🗣HE AND NATQUIK ARE GOOD FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH BARNACLES'S FATHERS. So, he learned Russian to better communicate with Natquik, who forgets to speak English often

3. He learned Gaelic for Shellington because they are scholarly nerd friends, they yap together

Languages spoken : EURO English, Scottish Gaelic, Chinese Mandarin, some Inuktuk (for Barnacles), & Vegimalese

[funkyplantguy]

Heyo! Am here to make you think abt ur scarian superhero au, cuz it sounds really fun!

I assume there's superpowers in the universe, but does scar have any? It seemed like he only used the gadget cub made him. What about Grian?

Also, Grian works to convince people that scar is hotguy through youtube essays, right? Is that all he would upload?

And last of all- cumbo???

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

first and foremost - i'm going to use you (and this ask) as a bit of a sounding board, if you don't mind! i tend to process best externally, and the more i yap with friends and fellows here on tumblr about this au, the more it's going to expand and grow and solidify. nothing i say here will necessarily be canon, more just...collective brainstorming!

that being said...i don't know that...there actually are going to be superpowers in this universe. this is subject to change but at the moment...i'm rather vibing with the idea of everything being technologically based. maybe some people have certain skills that are enhanced with the use of science and tech, but nobody necessarily has or is born with superpowers/mutations/etc. i think that perhaps scar was someone who was maybe just really athletic - or really talented with a bow - and was "scouted" based on that. ultimately though, i'm not sure! that's one of the main things that i need to work out before actually digging into the writing bit - this au didn't exist until like, two days ago, so i'm still figuring out the general worldbuilding :D however, i do know that grian is not going to start out as a hero or "enhanced individual". he might become one at some point in the narrative, but...that's also up in the air at the moment. smiles.

i think grian started doing video essays as a hobby to practice his editing skills (i think for a brief period, he considered going into video editing as a career, then switched to just plain old editing) but was too invested (stubborn) to give his essays up. i reckon that he started with doing video essays about various media (movies, shows, etc), then stumbled across scar's channel and immediately became borderline hyper-fixed on the (obvious!) similarities between himself and the city's hero, hotguy, and...well...it's all downhill from there!

oh, but of course! live laugh love cumbo. those bitches always gotta haunt the narrative

[midnightsun-if]

Can you tell us more about the ROs personalities please? Thanks!!

Koda: He may be a bear-shifter, but he’s an absolute puppy. Gets teary eyed at little animals, absolutely adores flower crowns, calls children ‘cubs’ and always offers them piggyback rides (shifted or not). He’s just a genuinely happy man. Who loves life and adores spending it with people he cares for. He’s not the brightest bulb in the batch, but he makes up for it in so many other ways.

Scarlett: I wasn’t kidding when I said she’d be an Ice Queen romance. She’s calm, stoic, collected at all times, and is seemingly impervious to the majority of things. However, she’s also extremely charming and holds an allure that pulls people in— despite her best efforts. It’s both a blessing and a curse to her. As I’ve mentioned before, a fully romanced Scarlett would be the sweetest woman in the world to you, but it’d only be to you.

Cyrus/Cyra: They’re very focused and goal-oriented. Ascending to the Eclipse Throne has been something they’ve strived for since they’ve started being prepped for it. Extremely loyal, they’d bend over backwards to help those that they trust. It takes them a while to open up, but they’re well worth the effort.

Quinn: Energized. Quinn enjoys various physical pursuits in life— they adore being outdoors: feeling the wind on their face, hearing the birds sing, and plunging themself into the heart of what makes the world feel so alive. They always like to be doing something, but not in a hyper way— in a forlorn, longing sort of way.

Caden: Fretful is one way to put their countenance. They’re in charge of organizing a lot of things for your family, which means they need to make sure that everything is perfect at all times. It causes them to be quite jumpy too— quick to apologize at any possible slight and an ability to make themself appear smaller than they actually are.

Sloane: Quick to anger, guarded, and a bit grumpy, Sloane doesn’t allow themself to get close with anyone. They’ve been burned one too many times for that. With a dry sense of humor, laced with sarcasm, and a habit of self deprecation, they prefer to slink back into the shadows then be at the forefront of anyone’s mind; not that they ever have been really.

Blake: Flirtatious, laidback, rebellious (in some degree), are a couple ways to describe Blake. They love good booze like they love good company. With a mischievous charm, along with an allure that comes from their demon parent, Blake tends to talk their way out of any issue; not that they’d ever knowingly put you in harms way. It just sort of happens.

Reginald/Regina: Extremely intelligent, with a thirst to learn more about the supernatural world, along with a capacity of incredible understanding. They can be quite forceful in their exuberance at times, but they mean well. Despite their slightly chatty nature, they’re a great listener and will drop everything if it meant helping out a friend.

[billymayslesbian]

reposting this extremely niche hyper specific rant from discord but i hate how much hyena xenofiction is based on hyena misandry when a cursory amount of research will tell you that the idea that female hyenas oppress male hyenas is exaggerated at best and downright fabrication at worst

hyenas are not matriARCHAL theyre matriLINIAL, hyenas participate in mixed f/m scramble competition mating rather than pair bonding so hyenas have no knowledge of their father and therefore the father of a cub has no bearing on their ranking in society, they inherit their rank from their mother. a male hyena born from a high ranking female will have a higher social status than a female hyena born from a lower ranking female.

its even possible for male hyenas to be the highest ranking member of a clan albeit extremely uncommon because of how hyena ranks work because, along with inheriting them from their mother their ranking is also determined by connection, basically how many friends they have in a clan

since hyenas do not know their fathers they do not have any connection with them, therefore female hyenas are biased towards a higher rank since they can rely on their connections with their children this and the fact that male hyenas will immigrate to other clans where they have 0 connections while female hyenas almost always remain in their home clan accounts for hyena clans on average having a higher percentage of low ranking males in comparison to low ranking females

like theres so many interesting branching off points for interesting stories based on hyena biology and social structures why do so many people go with one that does not exist?

[phrogggslayer]

Night Terror Band Lore!

I've gotten a couple of people asking for a little lore on the Night Terrors (OC Pizzaplex era animatronics), so here's a long ramble about them!

Dread

Dread is the signature Fazbear of this Pizzaplex. When he's not singing with his crazy deep voice, he's.. not saying much. He might come off as cold and emotionless, but he's always listening and thinking of others. He's just not good at expressing it.

When their Pizzaplex started catering to kids, Dread adored the tiny new guests. And once the Freddles were introduced, the cubs quickly learned his quiet ways of showing his love. Dread is now convinced he's great with all kids, even though most are terrified of him.

When Plush was brought into the family, Dread's calm demeanor became a source of comfort for the little one. Having someone sturdy and quiet sit with you can make the world feel less overwhelming. Dread is also in a loving relationship with his partner, Foxy.

Grimm Foxy

Well, speaking of him, Grimm Foxy (called Grimm or Foxy) is the talented drummer of the band. He wears his heart on his sleeve, and is extremely warm and welcoming to everyone he meets. This makes him the most popular amongst staff and guests alike.

Foxy fits the dad role like a glove. He plans special events for his kids after hours, always checks in on them, and regularly discusses what can be made better for them with the manager. He also ensures Plush gets the extra care they need to be happy in their new home.

Nightmare

Next up is Nightmare. She's the bassist of the band, the second Fazbear of the Night Terrors. She and Dread consider each other siblings, always going to one another when they need some extra support. Nightmare has a no-nonsense attitude and makes a point to be honest.

When it comes to the kids, she's right at Foxy's side, making sure they get the best care they can in a Pizzaplex. Only where Foxy is diplomatic, Nightmare is way more demanding and accusatory towards the manager. The two are pretty successful together!

Nightmare is in a throuple with Bonnie and Chica. She was crushing hard on the two of them for a while, but it took a few months for her to find out that romantic relationships can include more than two people. And boy was she happy when she figured that out.

Chica

Chica plays the keytar! She loves the scary part of her job where she's encouraged to startle guests (who signed an agreement, of course) before immediately teasing them. But don't tease her back. She'll take it personally. Then you're in trouble.

When the cubs arrived, she became the cool parent who roughhouses with them! And she definitely sneaks them things they're not supposed to have. As for Plush, their casing is fragile, so she becomes very aware of her strength with them. But snuggle time is always nice.

Chica was the one who asked Bonnie and Nightmare if they'd like to date her. When they agreed, Chica destroyed two punching bags. She didn't know how else to express her glee. That night, she put one in front of her new partners' doors with post-it-note heart on top.

Bonnie

Bonnie rocks the electric guitar! As most rabbits are, he's extra hyper (and extra flirty). Bonnie is very popular with adult guests, always shooting them naughty jokes and giggling about things he's not supposed to talk about. He gets in trouble a lot...

With kids, both guest and animatronic, he loves to jump into games. Tag, hide and seek, capture the flag, pickpocket the adults, you name it! Though Bonnie has a tendency let swears slip in front of them. So now the Freddles and many kids who visit know fun new words!

With Plush, Bonnie immediately felt a sort of kindred with the kid. They're both bunnies after all. And Plush noticed a resemblance. They play games where they wiggle their ears in different ways, and the other has to copy it. It calms Plush down pretty fast, too.

Bonnie's relationship with the girls has great communication. They keep it open with an understanding that they're together forever. Bonnie loves that they're happy to let him explore romance with others, and that Chica and Nightmare are always there to love and support.

The end 😊

That's the end of the Night Terror band lore! I'll link the original artworks of them and their kids below.

Let me know if you have any questions!

[mysticmonkeybusiness]

Had an urge to write but no desire to post to my ao3 account. Hope someone out there enjoys this LMK Sun Wukong SI intro thingy. More of an oc insert really. Might write more. Might not.

King of the Mountain

Being the Monkey King is great actually.

Wukong playfully sprints after some of his youngest subjects, grinning at the shrieking laughter and the fond looks from the other monkey demons keeping an eye on the cubs. Sure, some of his subjects are shaking their heads at him, but frankly, Wukong considers it a point of pride that he makes himself endearing to even his most reluctant supporters. 

To put it bluntly, Wukong won the jackpot in this latest go at life. A naturally extraordinary body, fantastic looks, and magic (jazz hands necessary) are just the tip of the iceberg. It may not have all been sunshine and rainbows, but he’s never been one for letting life kick him down. Having suffered through the soul sucking lifestyles of the modern middle class, there’s a kind of freedom in life as a monkey. He probably would have been satisfied as a normal cat, much less a celestial monkey right out of Chinese legends. 

Not to say that Wukong knows all that much about his future. The Journey to the West was something he had struggled to get through, and only out of interest in the legends that inspired the lego show which he hyper focused on. He’s got the big details, but the rest? He’s already exhausted all the details of the legend he remembers. Master Subodhi was such a tsundere - Wukong lost count of the times his master made him jump through hoops to learn what he wanted to teach him to prevent showing favoritism - and the other students weren’t all that bad. Maybe it’s because he knows human social norms, or maybe it’s because after experiencing death, snide opinions from background extras really don’t register. Whatever the reason, he managed to be on neutral terms with most of the others. 

‘Course, then he came home to his subjects being captured and their home ransacked by the Demon King of Confusion. It was the first time he really felt how ephemeral the flow of time could be. He had planned to be home in time to keep anything bad from happening, and yet he was still late. 

It wasn’t hard to doubt himself then. He had left to learn from Master Subodhi, not to learn how to be immortal, but because he knew his master was the best person he had to learn magic from. He was very aware of how dangerous this world can be, what with the many demon kings and celestials wandering the world. No matter how long or short he lives, the responsibility he has had placed upon him when he was declared king was one he had no intention of ever shirking. To find out that he was careless enough to allow a preventable disaster from falling upon his subjects was the moment he questioned if he was worthy as king. 

Regardless, the doubt didn’t stop him from sending a message. Wukong hunted down the Demon King of Confusion and all his officers. Aside from those, he spared all that begged for their lives. 

The thing about living is that with every choice you make, you have to accept responsibility for what those choices will lead you to. Perhaps his targets didn’t have all the information necessary to prevent making an enemy of him, but who's to say anyone would have all relevant information at all times? It’s arrogance and cruelty that led the deceased king and his subjects against Wukong. It was a lesson Wukong had to learn to realize he too could fall if he grew careless and stopped watching himself. 

Mercy is something he granted despite his bitter rage, because not all people support their king’s every decision, and frankly he never wants to become a tyrant. Democracy isn’t even a whisper of an idea yet and in the turmoil that comes from warring factions, it’s not a feasible method of government. Revolutionizing the world is all well and good, but the world has to be willing to change. Otherwise, you’re not a revolutionary, but a lunatic. 

The relief of his subjects following his triumphant return was the first time he could truly feel the importance of his duties as king. Once the dead were put to rest and mourned, Wukong did his best to teach everyone everything and anything he thought could help them improve. All his modern memories don’t really translate well to a time with no industrialization. He had to do his research while out in the world in order to have comprehensive, useful knowledge to bring to his people. 

Wukong thinks he’s managed to improve the living style of his monkey demons to a fair bit above how the humans live now. The most tricky part now is trying to encourage innovation and specialization in things that most people, both humans and demons, consider pointless at this time. He’s got maybe one youngling who MIGHT be interested in science. And he’s not certain of their resolve in sticking with it yet. It probably doesn’t help that monkeys don’t exactly have the highest attention spans, him included. 

Still, the moment he felt that his subjects were reassured enough from the attack, he knew he had to make a trip to the Dragon Palace of the East Sea. His staff was waiting for him there and weapons are a force multiplier. He didn’t leave Flower Fruit Mountain undefended of course. The mountain was buried in the strongest defenses he could make at this time. He’ll have to remember to review and revise them as necessary, but he was confident his home would be fine for the short trip it would take to visit his neighbor. 

And MAN, were those dragons stuck up! Now, originally, Wukong planned on using at least SOME manners. He did learn a thing or two about common courtesy in this time period. But come on. When the dragons were more “prissy noble” than “stoic elegance” Wukong couldn’t NOT mess with them. 

So… Wukong might have gone ahead and went through the whole goldilocks song and dance with them to get his staff. It even was on theme! He’s so proud of his golden fur. It’s EXOTIC and he ROCKS IT. 

Ao Guang is probably never going to see him as anything other than that annoying neighbor you can’t do anything about, but the guy clearly needs his scales ruffled occasionally. The veiled disgruntlement on the man’s face when Wukong showed off exactly how easily he could manipulate the Ruyi Jingu Bang was priceless. 

Staff is love. Staff is life. 

He’s fairly sure there’s more to the staff than the brief overview he got of it. Wukong doesn’t know how he compares to the original when it comes to mystic sensitivity, but he swears there’s something on the edge of his senses when he uses his staff. Maybe the staff’s like his stone egg. There could be something watching and learning from him. A weapon spirit or the staff itself existing as a medium for something beyond the known realms. 

Meh. If it becomes relevant he’ll deal with it then. In the meantime, he’s going to enjoy this life. Immortality or no; adventures as the monkey king or not; he’s adrift without a script and has to live unsure of what the future holds like everyone else now. 

With a faint thought to a character that might not ever exist, Wukong smirks and quietly sneaks upon a group of cubs who seem to think they’ve hidden themselves from him. 

Here comes Monkey King. 

[stellawolfearts]

Do you think in a woven song, Xiaohua sees any advertisements for the Monkey King and asks about Macaque about it? Like 'Oh Baba, do you know this other monkey that kind of looks like us?'

ohhohohoho i should be doing homework lmao youve got me laughing evilly over here bro bro I've thought about this so much you have no idea.

cause like...Xiaohua is still Mk, no matter the au or who raises them. they are still the same person.

and Mk is obviously hyper-fixated on Monkey king and his legends.

ehehehehe >:)

(i got carried away lmao, tw for mentions of blood, violence and implied death. also xiaohua's a little kid...like...i'd say 5. also if any of this seems ooc or doesn't make sense thats because this part skipsover like....SO much development for macaque i have planned. this part is after aws and more shit I have planned before mk gets to this age)

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"Baba?" Xiaohua tugs on Macaques shirt while looking up at him.

"what is it star?" Macaque kneels down in front of them as Xiaohua lets go and instead fidgets with the end of thier shirt.

"Who's the monkey king?"

Macaque doesnt really know what happened after his starlight asked that, the best way he could explain it is a sharp ringing in his ears, echoing memories of metal sparking against metal, of metallic liquid filling his breath, of pain exploding through his head and then silent nothingness. until the cold creeped in awakening his senses and sparking him back to-

"baba?"

Macaque blinked, finnaly noticing how his breathing has become fast and heavy, how his gentle smile became a panicked frown. fuck, the scared look on Xiaohua's face hurts Macaque more then some damn flashback and he immediately recollects himself.

"sorry starlight" he soothes, cupping thier face and weaving his fingers between nd behind her ears. gently petting them and calming his cub.

"he's...well-"

"is he a monkey demon, like us?" Xiaohua asks, much calmer now and purring to the soothing pets.

"...ye-..well....he's" This conversation is painful. he doesnt know what to say. he doesnt know if he should say anything. he's still mad, yes. beyond angry but....

Macaque takes a deep breath

"he is someone humans look up to as a hero, he is a demon-"

"like us?!" Xiaohua gasps, her eyes sparkling like golden stars.

"....yes.."

Xiaohua gasps again and rushes into the living room where the tv blasts the theme song to a cartoon xiaohua's been watching. Macaque never really paid attention but for once he decides to peak in and see what cartoon she's indulging in now.

.

.

....oh...

Of course they make a cartoon for him...

At least the show looks, acts and sounds nothing like him.

Macaque wants to tear that television apart, he wants to rip out its cords and smash its metal. He wants to set it on fire and make sure there's nothing left of that damn peachy bastard in his home.

But xiaohua looks up at the screen with such wonderment. Her laughter and joy echoe's through the room with such vigor.

.

.

Hopefully she'll move on from this show soon enough.

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HERES A MEME I MADE AGES AGO THAT HURTS ME SO NOW ITS GONNA HURT YOU GUYS MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I HAVE MORE BUT ILL SHARE THEM LATER ANYWAYS

P A I N

[fictionkinfessions]

I love how I decided to check up on things because I was like "wait, MCU canon has some weirdness with familial ties, lemme just make sure..." only to find out that apparently, my timeline was weirdly more like the Norse myths than source-canon. Like, Fenrir was the wolf's name, and he was actually intelligent (and I don't think they killed him, I think they just bound him, but my memories of how he came back into my life after SIRING ME BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT WAS A THING- are fuzzy at best), but thankfully it was probably not incest. I was so scared for a while that I didn't want to look it up and risk finding out that something Really Weird happened because I had a very strong memory of Odin admitting to me that Fenrir sired me (oh, and I was Thor's half-sibling biologically, so that makes things So Much Worse than if I was just like a hyper-intelligent wolf cub who was somehow shapeshifted into an Asgardian). So uh, yeah, there's that. At least it wasn't even worse than just the face value Awful of Odin having his wife (willingly, I feel I have to make that clear) bear the child of Fenrir so he could have a more controllable weapon than Fenrir and then neglecting me because he was annoyed I didn't just Know how to fight.

I love having weirdly overdramatic and screwed up exomemories /s

x

[handsomethrowrug]

🐎 🦘

Animal Themed Headcanons (Accepting!)

@musemelodies

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🐎 ---- How strong is your muse? Could they fight someone with a stronger skillset than them?

Scar isn't joking when he says that he's at the "shallow end of the gene pool". For a lion of his age, he is weaker than average. His naturally lithe frame serves as a disadvantage as he isn't able to build up sufficient muscle to counter a larger lion, such as Mufasa. He learned at a young age to use other skills to his advantage. While leading the Guard, he relied a lot on his agility to dodge strikes, or to check his surroundings and see what would give him an advantage (something to climb on, a loose rock, a root for the other to trip on, etc).

His line of "You know how I loathe violence" does, technically, still apply. While he isn't below using violent means, he prefers to keep himself out of it. If he had a choice, he would rely on conversation and more diplomatic means.

However, that doesn't mean he's a matchstick-lion that can be blown over in the wind. He can still hold his own. He was able to slap Sarabi and send her reeling back, and could keep a good pace with Simba. I would hazard a guess that if he had to fight something of a similar size or smaller, he would manage to to do okay (or stall long enough until he can escape). I would imagine he is still able to hunt independently.

He's past his prime, that's for sure. Disposing of his Guard came with the cost of him getting injured in the process (I am tempted to say it's his back so he can forever use it as an excuse to not do things despite being physically fit again). The injury has healed, but it did take some time for it to pass. By the time it did, he was out of practice and had lost whatever muscle he had managed to build over the time in the Guard. Despite his best efforts, that never came back.

In terms of stronger opponents, he usually knows when he would lose. For instance, he would never have dreamed of intentionally going against the hyenas because he knew he wouldn't be able to fend them off. He only made the insulting comments when he thought they weren't in earshot. He knew challenging Mufasa would be a fool's errand, and so he never did.

Why else do you think he relied on the collective strength of the hyenas for that?

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🦘 ---- If they have kids, what type of parent is your muse? If not, what type of parent would your muse be?

It would be very easy to say 'Scar is such a selfish individual that he neglects his own cubs in his pursuit to hold power'. However... I prefer to stray away from that. Was he as good a parent as Mufasa? Not at all. But that doesn't make him a bad parent, you know what I mean?

Scar's family was a good family, I want to make that very clear. They worked hard to take care of both their sons while juggling royal duties. Unfortunately, only one was the direct heir, and so was given more time and attention than the other. It wasn't out of badness, but rather out of necessity. However, it impacted Tacari a lot, starting the fire of resentment for his brother that simmered for a very long time. By the time it would have been decided to let Tacari attend the lessons too, it would have been too late. A very simple oversight, and one that I believe would have been regretted by the parents.

When Scar grew up and was still without a mate (whether due to bad luck or not finding interest in anyone who was there), he had made a decision not to be a parent. It was for the best, in one way, as he is... Not the best with children. As we know, he gets bothered by Simba. However, while he does put on a slightly mocking babying tone, he actually doesn't completely dismiss Simba. Obviously, he must do enough for Simba to actually like him enough to go visit by himself.

Provided the cubs aren't too hyper, you can start to see a better side to him. He shares stories or snippets of wisdom. He'd ask them questions and get them to properly think about things (such as why the grass changes colour in the dry season). Sometimes, he would even be in good enough humour to join the pride in social evenings. It's a chance to see what things might have been like if Tacari never became Scar.

Now, he actually does have cubs, but we never see him interacting with them. All we have to go by is what Zira believes is best... And this is where things aren't quite that simple as you would expect.

Zira's plans for the three were not Scar's wishes. Not fully. His intentions had been to give the three the time of day and teach them the skills needed to thrive in a particular area - Kovu would be king (despite both being adopted and being younger), Nuka would be the royal advisor and key diplomat (essentially putting him at practically equal status to Kovu), Vitani would lead the lionesses - but he never got the opportunity to fully explain this to Zira. (Now that I think about it, Vitani is the second-born of a king, so it's little surprise she ended up taking the mantle of the Lion Guard.)

A lot of my sentiment on this is fuelled by how threads developed with @roastytoastyprincxss - an example being this. While Nuka grew up to be the forgotten, neglected son, he actually spent a lot of time with Scar in his early life. I'd go as far as saying that Nuka helped keep his father grounded longer than he would have been otherwise, simply because it was a positive distraction beyond everything that was going on.

Had Simba not returned, or had Scar not been killed, he would have given the three cubs their dues, and made sure all of them felt important. They would have still been villains, but they would have felt more connected than they otherwise were.

[cyberaxolotl]

IT OC TIME!

Faydra Maple Fizzlefunk

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 15

Parents: Chandlo Funkbun (seahorse father,) Snorpy Fizzlebean (father)

Species: Walrus/Bunny Hybrid

Race: Afro-mexican/English

Snorpy and Chandlo’s biological daughter. Faydra is a ray of sunshine, raised happily by her fathers alongside her cousin, and perfectly accommodated for despite her condition. She walks with a cane to accommodate for motor control struggles.

Sprout Wigglefunny

Pronouns: It/he

Age: 8

Parents: Gramble Gigglefunny (adoptive father,) Wiggle Wigglebottom (adoptive mother)

Species: “Strawberry” Mouse

Race: British-english

A bugsnak turned child by means unknown. Considered mute by everybody around him, Sprout loves helping out silently, just as energetic as when it was a bugsnak. Sometimes, when Snaktooth Island shakes and moves as a mass, he feels not but distressed.

Joyanna “Joey” Jamfoot

Pronouns: It/she

Age: 12

Parents: Alegander Jamfoot (adoptive father)

Species: Coffee-akin bear cub

Race: British-english

A bugsnak child similar to Sprout. Capable of language, it is EXTREMELY hyper, and tends to vocal stim, and scream, and run in circles. Alegander tries his best to care for her, but struggles to keep up sometimes.

Eleck Bumblefly

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 10

Parents: Wambus Troubleham (adoptive father,) Triffany Lottablog (adoptive mother)

Species: Deer

Race: African-American

A child who’s been in and out of foster homes only to be adopted by the perfect parents. Eleck adores animals, and loves helping out on the farm, and is full of joyous wonder.

Trinity Bumblefly

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 16

Parents: Wambus Troubleham (adoptive father,) Triffany Lottablog (adoptive mother)

Species: Deer

Race: African-American

Trinity tried time and time again to keep his brother and himself out of foster care and taking care of themselves, only to fail when a pair of adults reported them as stranded. For a long time, he was bitter, and still trying to keep that joyous hope in his brother… until those same two adults adopted them for real.

THATS ALL FOR KIDS

[lucariwoah]

College drop-out, attention whore, professional stasis warlock and an artist of all kinds. Traditional and digital art, mostly traditional illustration. Working on some novels and working in a jewelry store currently. Taking commissions and ideas, always.

Commissions OPEN

Payments/gifts: PayPal.me/biyareitche (anything at all is appreciated!)

PRICES AND TOS:

If you would like to commission me, you can dm me. I'm on several platforms including here, telegram, discord, and twitter.

Let me know what you'd like me to draw. After discussion, I'll draw up some rough sketches, we'll discuss further. We'll move on to payment and I'll finish everything up and send over as high resolution file as I can. I've realized telegram works best for that, and of course uploading here on FA also works well.

Sketch (pencil and paper):

$20 half body sketch

$25 full body sketch

Inked (ink on paper):

$40 half body inked

$50 full body inked

Digital lineart:

$60 half body

$70 full body

Digital lineart+flat color:

$75 half body

$85 full body

Digital lineart+shaded color:

$95 half body

$120 full body

Extra:

+$15 per additional character

+$15 for nsfw content

+$10 for additional details/background stuff

As an example, something like a fetish piece including fat/weight gain stuff, full body inked would be $95 ($70+$10 details+$15 NSFW)

Sequences can be discussed in detail if you'd like.

I primarily do: flowers, wildlife, characters, environments, etc.

I also primarily do: weight gain, hyper expansion, fat-related content, some vore

Will not do: scat, cub, diaper, inflation/gaining (fatal), harder vore, snuff, etc

If you think something you'd like me to do falls under the category of not-do, but still want to ask about a commission, please don't be afraid to discuss it with me! I'm always open and curious.

FROM:

Examples are as follows:

-Digital lineart+simple shading

-inked traditional art+background elements

-inked traditional art+flower portrait

-pencil sketch

[bunsystem]

Fictive tag

Albert in a can[90s penny]

Have a balloon[17 penny]

Radio deer[alastor]

Spider slut[angel dust]

Twirl girl[ballora]

Real bear[bear Henry]

Unstoppable[beartrap]

Beautiful bun[bianca]

Giant purple bunny[Bonnie]

Mess of tangled wires[blob]

Ol black magic[bunny Afton]

Crispy peepaw[burn]

Dead in and out[b bear]

Pink menace[candy]

Sweet girl[cassie]

It’s her[cassidy]

Lets eat[chica]

Not cool dudes[c McLean]

Scream for ice cream[c baby]

Girl power[coco]

It’s cash banooca[crash]

One by one [ctw freddy]

littlest one[cub]

Trickster bun[cuddles]

Lifes a party[c pinkie]

Rat boy[dave]

disco dan[disco bear]

Dancing spider(djmm)

We’ll be friends forever[d twilight]

Hippity hoppity[e bonnie]

Daddy’s little girl[elizabeth]

Spaghetti clown[ennard]

Snake jaw[entity]

Crybaby sweetie[evan]

In the rainbow factory[f dash]

Bark bark[fetch]

Gremlin Demon[finley]

Shy sweetie[flaky]

Burned again[flametrap]

Sweet bear[flippy]

Edge Soldier[fliqpy]

Edge bear[flip/fliq]

Yar har[foxy]

Og bear[fredbear]

Kill bitches[freddy k]

big bear[freddy faz]

hook hand[fritz]

Corrupted mess[fritzny]

Me me me[ft chica]

Radio star[ft foxy]

The birthday bear[ft freddy]

Let’s rock [g Bonnie]

Party girl[g chica]

Superstar[g freddy]

Fox rox[g foxy]

Four armed drummer[g mangle]

Deranged hare[glitch]

Deranged bear[g bear]

It’s me[golden fred]

Houdini bear[great escape golden freddy]

Fiery Fox[grim foxy]

Gloomy girl[gwen]

Broken heart[heart sick baby]

Crispy man[h burn]

Blonde chomper[h fredbear]

Pretty boy[h glitch]

Mouth tummy[h n Fredbear]

Zombie peanut[h scrap]

Posh bun[h spring]

Gnarly[hunter]

Hose Beast[izzy]

lol crybaby kid[jacob]

Hey hey hey[jeremy]

Your brothers a crybaby[jeremy f]

Innocent façade[killer henry]

sweet sheep[lammy]

Look inside[lefty]

One half of an idiot[lifty]

Lollololol[lolbit]

King of hell[Lucifer]

Psycho mama[m gasket]

Pick a card[magician mangle]

Beautiful fox[mangle]

silence is golden[mime]

Spaghetti bear[m freddy]

Rock and roll[mont]

Multiple mike[mike, no alters get a tag]

Tough girl[minty]

The bite of 87[jeremy f nightguard]

Death itself[nightmare]

Scary bun[n Bonnie]

Cupcake toss[n chica]

Monster in your closet[n foxy]

Big chomp[n Fredbear]

Papa bear[n Freddy]

Rocket nut[n gin]

Dangling nightmare[n mangle]

Theatric bun[novel spring]

Sugary screwball[nutty]

Watermelon nightmare[p chica]

Illusion nightmare[p foxy]

Ghost walker[p freddy]

Still me[p golden]

Illusion auditory nightmare[p mangle]

Bear dad[pop]

Dead inside[post scoop Michael]

Let me out[princess quest glitch]

Cmon it’ll be fun[pre sl Michael]

Grumpy bun[bunny Steve]

Shiny boy[ratch]

Im radioactive[radioactive foxy]

Best in show[ringmaster foxy]

Reach for the stars[r Bonnie]

Rip rip rip[ripper roo]

Wet floor sign[r chica]

Me bird likes you[r foxy]

Please deposit 5 coins[r freddy]

Follow your dreams [rodney Copperbottom]

The best[roxanne]

Melted chicken[ruined g chica]

Angry chihuahua[ruined mont]

Besties[ruined rox]

Yarrrrrrrrr[russel]

Rollerbladin[s baby]

Peanut boy[scrap]

One armed[s bear]

Gay bun[second chance spring]

Slippery fox[serpent mangle]

I have no mouth[shattered g chica]

Legless beast[shattered mont]

still beautiful[shattered rox]

Fiesty roo[shelia]

Other half of an idiot[shifty]

A complete idiot[lifty/shifty]

Hyper fan girl[sierra]

Fail hero[splendid]

Mirror[splendont]

The og[s bonnie]

Bastard bun[spring]

Deceptive bun[steve]

Email check[s bad]

Simon the door[Spyro]

Open up your eyes[tempest shadow]

Man of science [tfc William]

Crybaby beaver[toothy]

With a taste of your lips[toxtrap]

Rockstar bun[t Bonnie]

Party girl[t chica]

gamer bear[t freddy]

Creature of the night[vamp Dave]

white woman jumpscare[van]

follow the white rabbit[vann]

Purple guy???[william]

Face the facts[w Bonnie]

T pose[w chica]

Turn off that light [w foxy]

Always me[w golden]

Anything for yuki[yuno]

B bear s bear g bear are burn bear glitch bear and scrap bear part of the killer Henry canon where beartrap is also from

[sunxdusk]

Parent Au for hith and Briengr <3

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: Briengr. The twins were born within the safety of the home both he and Hithfaeril built, and after calming down from the anxiety of helping his wife give birth, he swaddled the twins and proceeded to tear up a little, blinking back the suspicious wetness in his eyes to focus on the tiny bundles of gold and black nestled in his arms. Finally, after all these years, he finally has a pack to call his own. And he'll be damned if he lets his cubs and mate come to harm.

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): Both. Briengr has a habit of waking up in the middle of the night to prowl around his home and sniff anything and everything to ensure that all is well. No stone is left unturned from the dining area to the arcane room, the cellar, and the garden outside. Both he and Hith will comb their home from top to bottom before eventually checking on the kids, kissing their little cheeks, and going back to bed, content with the knowledge that their homestead is safe. All is silent...until Briengr's trusty nose catches the scent of bandits scouting outside and bursts out of the house naked, green eyes glowing like the pits of Oblivion and roaring at them to get the fuck off his property.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers: It was always inevitable that Briengr would be the one to have to change many, many dirty diapers over the course of his infant twins' diaper-wearing ages, and after Hithfaeril carried the twins for nine months and gave birth, it was never going to be a debate as to whose turn it was to change the poopy diapers! Sure, Briengr will make a disgusted face while doing it, but he does it without complaint because he WANTS to change the diapers. Why? Because his wife is an aspiring necromancer, he wants her to spend more time practicing her craft and less time running herself ragged, changing dirty nappies when she has a capable mate to help lighten the load. How will his lovely wife get any studying done if she has to take care of a stinky?

Who makes the bottles: There are no bottles to be used when Hithfaeril breastfeeds her kids. The closeness and comfort of breastfeeding help her bond with the twins and a way of showing her love without expressing it.

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys: Both Hithfaeril and Briengr stay up to sing lullabies to the twins, but because Briengr's voice is louder, he'll hum to them the old songs his mother once sang to him as a toddler.

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): Briengr 100%. It's bad enough that he spoils his wife like she's the Queen of Sheba (if you aren't spoiling your wife, then what the fuck are you doing?), but when it comes to his children, all bets are off, and he's giving them whatever their little hearts desire. Yes, he teaches them life lessons on earning their keep and not becoming entitled, but he wants his pups to have only the best, and gift-giving is his love language. He'll give his son toy models of ships, a wooden sword, and a book to keep the lad's mind sharp like his mother's. His daughter is gifted with the prettiest dresses, the newest dolls, and even a bow to indulge in her love of archery.

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: No one. Look, children shouldn't be eating sweets so late at night. The more sugar they consume, the more hyper they become, leading Brien and Hith to stay up all night to put them to sleep.

Who always takes the kid(s) side: I'd say both parents, but Briengr has a bad habit of taking his kid's sides even when they're in the wrong. The twins could literally set someone on fire, and he'll just scoff and gaslight the accuser into thinking that they didn't just SET SOMEONE ON FUCKING FIRE. "How dare you accuse my pups of such a crime!" Yes, he's one of THOSE parents and will swear to death that his children are perfect little angels who can do no wrong. Hithfaeril would take her children's side, but there's a limit, and no way in hell would she overlook their naughty behaviors. Now, if they've been wrongfully accused of something or provoked into fighting, she'll take their side, but if they were deliberately acting up, then no.

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: That depends. On some days, Hithfaeril will get up to cook breakfast for her family, but Briengr will sometimes get up a little earlier than her to do the chores and make breakfast. He wants his mate to sleep in and relax for once.

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: Both parents. Education is a must in this house, and they want their pups to be accomplished in all subjects, such as history, magic, letters, numbers, etc.

Who takes the kid(s) to school: Mostly Briengr. He hates the thought of his pups walking to school alone, so he'll accompany them, hold their little hands, or carry them in his arms.

Who goes to parent teacher conferences: If parent-teacher conferences exist in Skyrim, then both Hith and Brien attend together as a united front. They would want an update on their children's progress and behavior in class. Teachers adore them because at least they take their advice seriously.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Hithfaeril would most likely have the "talk" with her kids as Briengr would be a little uncomfortable having the "talk" with them. It's not that he doesn't want to discuss this particular topic with his pups... It's just hard to believe they'll grow up someday and do these things with their spouses.

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: Hithfaeril would most definitely deck her children out in the most expensive and prettiest outfits. Briengr, not so much. His fashion taste is...lacking.

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: I don't see Hithfaeril and Briengr crying as much. Briengr would dote on his kids more than usual because they'll be learning higher education far away from home, whereas Hith makes sure they have everything packed and gives them the tomes she used during her time at the College. It would be a bittersweet moment filled with tears and promises to write.

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