#Because it's funny. To me.

[kakusu-shipping]

Fictional Foe List

I think the idea of Fictional Enemies is funny, and so I gathered some.

If you, reader, selfship with or just in general like any of these characters, FANTASTIC!!! I love that for you!! Please feel free to smash into my ask box and talk about them all you want! Always happy to hear from selfshippers in the same media as me!

Just know there's a hot chance my Self Insert would deck them in the face given the chance, or the other way around. Some people on this list don't like me.

I was originally gonna sort these in three categories like my crush list, but there's just not enough people on this list to do that.

Just know some of the beef listed is one sided, and some of it's mutual.

Kotaro Yanagisawa - Assassination Classroom

Gakuho Asano - Assassination Classroom

Yuga Aoyama - My Hero Academia

Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - My Hero Academia

Keigo Takami (Hawks) - My Hero Academia

Kai Chisaki (Overhaul) - My Hero Academia

AFO - My Hero Academia

Jellal Fernandes - Fairy Tail

Zeref - Fairy Tail

Chilchuck - Dungeon Meshi

Shigure Sohma - Fruits Basket

Miharu Shimizu - Baka and Test

Riri - Romantic Killer

Phillip Wittebane (Belos) - The Owl House

The Joxter - Moominvalley

Nick Hoult - All Saints Street

Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice (Movie)

Ghetsis - Pokemon Black/White

Swordward and Sheildbert - Pokemon Sword

Carmine - Pokemon Scarlet

Ortega - Pokemon Scarlet

King Boo - Mario Series

Redd - Animal Crossing

Kris - Deltarune

Byakuya Togami - Danganronpa

Leon Kuwata - Danganronpa

Byakuya Togami - Danganronpa

Haiji Towa - Danganronpa UDG

Junpei Tenmyouji - Zero Escape

Sigma Klim - Zero Escape

Shuu Iwamine - Hatoful Boyfriend

Hanzo Shimada - Overwatch

Angela Ziegler - Overwatch

Magnificus - Inscryption

Cabadath - Chzo Mythos

Malcom Somerset - Chzo Mythos

Jacqueline Wolcott - Wayward Children

[redwinterroses]

I want hermit Hbomb specifically because he would up the percentage of chicago-ians and that just makes me happy

as a loyal St. Louisian I feel like I have to put this in the cons column for Haitch joining the server because one Cubs fan around is more than plenty thanks

[beebfreeb]

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[piosplayhouse]

14 year olds shipping discourse is inbreeding with itself to make the discourse equivalent of a brachycephalic bulldog at this point. They're inventing new extremely vague moral purity categories at a rate nearly equivalent to the Mormon church

* For the record btw a paraphilia by definition is just any sexual desire classed as "unusual" by the dsm, which can include anything from apparently getting horny about imagining yourself as a vampire (?) to being attracted to fictional characters, to being attracted to trans people. It's not an issue unless it has the capacity to cause real harm to yourself or others, at which point it becomes a paraphilic disorder

[emberglowfox]

Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)

*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.

This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.

[effemimaniac]

don't bother me I'm atop my tower pondering the Fractal Orbs of Pleasure. ascending the accursed spire, so to speak. wizard business, you know how it is.

[mcsiggy]

Imagine you're in middle school band class and your teacher asks you and your classmates if anyone wants to use their mp3 player to play a song before class ends. no one does anything until this small quiet girl from percussion takes her ipod out to play a song.

Then the song Chop Suey! By System Of A Down and the girl looks like this;

Because she thought it was a good song to play.

[waterthatsmoe]

First years shenanigans

Bonus jack

[kawareo]

Lae'zel is pretty fluent in Common but since she still sometimes messes up some words, I don't believe she understands a third of all the big words Gale uses casually. My headcanon is that she memorizes them during the day and then goes to demand elaborations in the evening, and Gale is very happy to have someone to teach linguistics to.

By the end of the game she can call Vlaakith an pernicious, diminutive old fuck, cut to Gale in her corner wiping away a tear of pride