#Because it's funny

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: I heard 1 out of 4 people is gay

Merlin: ...

Merlin: and?

Arthur: well, I mean, I hang out with a couple knights, you, Gwen and Morgana. Which makes me wonder where the 60 straight people are.

Merlin:

Lancelot: *whispering* Merlin, I buried that assassin who tried to kill Arthur, as you told me, where should i put the shovel?

Merlin: not now, Lance, Arthur is having a moment.

[gaybirdnerd]

Ghost: So the other day I sent Soap out to get us some gas. Ghost: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters. Ghost: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Ghost: … Ghost: I love him so much.

[jichanxo]

hanawa i'm losing the twerk off i need daidoji backup immediately

[strandedtoodeep]

poolverine 'head'canon: Logan signs his text messages with his name

no i'll not elaborate

[chimerafflesia]

this reminded me of them so bad

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

I'm so crazy today haha

[ghost-likes-drawing]

Oh good they're watching us too. I was worried for a bit that we had an unfair advantage

[arrowmaker15]

(Roy Harper, looking at Jason, Dick, and Lian along with a completely destroyed kitchen and living room)

Jason: Look, man-

Dick: We can explain-

Lian: It was Uncle Dick's idea-

Roy, holding his hand up: All I did was ask you to watch her. The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil.

Jason: I'm pretty sure I actually did that.

Roy: NOT THE POINT

[can-we-talk-socks]

Babylon 5 Text posts

Can you tell we ship Sinclair and Garibaldi yet?

no?

[wine-red]

scott is really bad with numbers. do not ever ask him to help you with anything involving numbers unless it's counting money. he will sit at the table with his hand on his forehead as he stresses over long division and multiplication. he usually miscounts by one or two every time if he does math in his head. he's really pretty smart he just sucks at math (he's just like me)

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "Why do you need to find Wednesday?"

Yoko: "To tell her that Ajax is trying to go on a date with her!"

Xavier: "Oh, no need to worry about that"

[azureandcrimson]

Y'all. Who wore the wedding dress at the Freenoodles wedding.

[zealouswerewolfcollector]

Black Horse

Reviving an old drabble for @march-of-the-noldor. You can also read it on Ao3 together with two other drabbles, united by a common theme.

Warnings: cannibalism (the common theme)

They said it had started with the groups in the back where the weak and wounded straggled. Then it had spread forward until near half of the host knew how elven flesh tasted. Disgusted, troubled and hungry, Fingon reported the news to his father.

Fingolfin looked at the gaunt, fleshless face of his firstborn child and imagined Fëanor's sons feasting on the rich game of Middle-earth.

“I will investigate,” he said. “Look after your brother.”

He returned later, carrying sacks of meat.

“They have only found a new sort of seal,” he said. “Try it.”

Fingon did without questioning him.

[donnovien]

Oscar w/ Arthur

[normalbrothers]

the thing with arthur being generally likened to their father and tommy to their mother has less to do with implications of their relative "goodness" or "badness" or that they are 1:1 like their "respective" parent it's more because of the. because. mh.