#Back at Bureau
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"Streiten ist ja wunderbar. Streiten ist einfach ein Fragezeichen. Ich stelle dich in Frage, stelle mich in Frage und stelle in Frage, was du gerade gesagt hast. Lass uns doch mal auf diese Reise gehen".
— Michel Friedman
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Ding YuXi (Zhang Haixia) & Zhang Xincheng (Zhang Hanyan/ Hailuo) photoshoot for currently filming drama The South Bureau based off NPSS’s The Southern Archives (DMBJ universe).
#zhang xincheng#ding yuxi#the south bureau#盜墓筆記 南部檔案(食人奇荒)#南部档案#stand by for the queue#dmbj cast#zhang hailuo#zhang haixia#zhang hanyan#we are so back?
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season 5 of white collar is very pleasing to me because i love conman neal caffrey but it really makes me dislike peter. he tells every criminal he comes across that all they’ll ever be is a criminal, but also tells neal that he corrupted the system by getting him out of prison on a bribe but was your system ever really working if you keep putting people through it to punish them for their crimes but then also don’t think they’ll ever change? he’s lowkey turned into kramer this season
#peter has the balls to say that neal stole the coins cause he’s a thief#not because he wanted to save peter#and i’ve said this before but neal just doesn’t get angry#and so there’s no goddamn catharsis#so i just keep getting angrier and angrier#every time peter declares that neal’s a criminal and that’s all he’ll ever be#cause i do think neal goes back to pulling cons#because peter treats him like a criminal again#when neal had earned a right to be free before he ran to the island on peter’s signal#to not have to spend his life tied to the bureau just because he’s good at what he does#neal got peter the promotion because of how well they worked together#he deserved good things#and with no diana in this season it felt like he was working in enemy territory#i love him i hope he’s having fun in paris i hope mozzie joined him#white collar#neal caffrey#peter burke
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Here’s my really late contribution to the Barbie ship art meme :3
#they got into trouble with the imperial security bureau#Luke x Castin#Luke Skywalker#Castin Skywalker#(Castin doesn’t have a last name so he stole Luke’s)#twiluke#barbie meme#self ship#self insert#self insert oc#Luke Skywalker x oc#Luke Skywalker x me#ship meme#luke skywalker x reader#a new hope#empire strikes back#star wars#fanart#sw original trilogy#Castin x Luke
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Ladd: but why would you kill me when I'm willing to kill for you?? Lass: omg you can't just say you'd kill someone, Ladd. that's murder and it's frowned upon.
(and then Ladd does kill for her but it's fine and part of the job)
#my characters#the two as kids are playing in a park and ladd wanders off and gets uhhh abducted kinda#basically a siren lures him so he goes physically willingly not knowing its a siren singing to him and it leads to his disappearance#for a couple weeks and lass blames herself and when ladd shows back up with no memory of the weeks gone#she just gets so scared and refuses to talk to ladd bc what if she hurts him or gets him hurt#so she goes to therapy for it and then they both get employed at the supernatural bureau of investigations#and then ladd proceeds to be an absolute asshole to everyone without trying hes just really not good at socializing#and so lass and one of the main characters are like... i want to kill ladd so bad hes so annoying#while ladd is like ???????? I AM LITERALLY JUST EXISTING THATS MEAN#then he gets wind of a case the main duo is working on and it feels familiar so he asks to help bc it takes place near where he grew up#and its kids getting abducted and he ends up finding the siren and the memories come back#and so he tells the other two where the kids are most likely bc thats where he was kept#and its just a siren who wanted to be a mom but instead of having her own kids she just lures in kids to take care of#until shes bored and ladd is like ok well that answers a lot and while id love to forgive you and take you in alive#you ruined my sisters childhood and thats something i cant give leniency to#and kills the siren which ends the abductions and then he gets back to work and hugs lass and says nothing about it#and she just writes it off as ladd being weird again cause whatever#anyway thanks they're side characters
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Honestly, I think that Jaiden is being used as a distraction for Baghera at that time. If you see the missions that she has to do, the one she has to get for Baghera was so many things. Maybe she really needs these things for a specific mission in the future but why from these specific people? Why can’t Jaiden get it herself or get these from other people. The timing really is very suspicious ngl. Now people will suspect Jaiden.
Cucurucho also manipulates people in a way where they make you think he’s agreeing to what you request when in reality he never says it so. Like he starts off by asking Jaiden for what she wants and she says she wants a way to ensure the safety of the eggs and he doesn’t say “ok say no more” he says “I might have something for you.” Like tf? She even confirmed it when she asks if the eggs will be safe if she does the missions and cucurucho says maybe.
Jaiden is right though, out of everyone in the server only she has nothing left to lose specially since Roier now has a new family, even Maxo is part of theory brothers. Quackity has a new son. Slimariana have eachother. Jaiden was saying the absolute truth when she said she only has Bobby. She is the perfect person to try and trust Cucurucho and find out if there really is a way to save them specially since she can take the risk unlike Cellbit who has everything left he could still lose. That’s probably why he failed somehow.
I hope Jaiden doesn’t end up like Cellbit though. Unlike Cellbit who pretended to betray his friends to side with the federation, Jaiden was transparent about what she wants out of Cucurucho. She knows full well the risks involved and decided that if there is absolutely no way the eggs can be protected, trusting that Cucurucho will follow through with his end of the deal might be the only way and she’s willing to take that risk.
Everybody was excited for Jaiden’s villain arc but I’m looking forward to Jaiden being the Hero we all didn’t expect much more. The grief of the mother who threw all her hatred to the one who truly caused the death of her son. The man behind the salughter lol jk. But seriously, imagine Jaiden, one of the poorest and weakest members of the server being the one to defeat the federation once and for all.
#jaiden animations#jaiden qsmp#qsmp#qsmp eggs#roier#qsmp roier#cellbit#qsmp cellbit#qsmp census bureau#qsmp cucurucho#bring back juanaflippa and bobby cucurucho#I’ll never stop hoping#cucurucho
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Coming back from the dead is the kind of thing that can really fuck up your weekend, as Jon has recently found out (especially considering that he’d paid a mint for those concert tickets, thanks). On one hand, the bureau paperwork is horrifying, and the less said about his skyrocketing health insurance premiums or this year's taxes, the better. On the other hand, though, Sansa Stark, the pretty head of the medical/pathology research division and long-time object of Jon's affections, has insisted on giving him her utmost attention until she’s sure he’s back on his feet and fully among the living.
#my writing#my fics#jonsa fic#jonsa#jon snow x sansa stark#asoiaf fanfic#asoiaf fanfiction#got fanfic#a small goofy slightly gory oneshot of a workplace comedy?#Idk sometimes you just write something purely for yourself because it makes you personally laugh#weirdly this is one of my more romance-centered stories#despite the fact that it spends a lot of time talking about the biological implications of having been dead#like Jon does die but he also gets better right away so nobody is angsting about it#modern AU#Modern AU with magic and the paranormal#Sansa as a pathologist/medical researcher for a vague paranormal/magic government agency#Jon as a unit chief for paranormal artifact acquisition#(i.e. he's indiana jones but with paperwork)#Sansa and Qyburn as rival medical researchers who fucking hate each other#I'm trying to get back into the swing of writing AND editing and this was a good exercise plus it was also just fun to write#i make no promises about the biological accuracy of the symptoms of reanimation but it makes for a funny background thing#Melisandre as the bureau necromancer and resident office gossip
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what if i published some extremely cursed and EXTREMELY politically charged psychonauts fanfiction. would anybody be interested in that
#i am talking extremely cursed here#i've put too much effort into it to back out#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#sasha nein#razputin aquato#milla vodello#morceau oleander#ford cruller#hollis forsythe#cassie o'pia#compton boole#there's also a semi-original composite character i put in there to head the Cairo Psychonauts facility#oh yeah they go to the Psychonauts Bureau of Eastern Affairs#biologist.txt
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relistening to taz w a friend who is listening for the first time iiiisss making me think of isat au again. i could make this work if only i had the, motivation to take it anywhere
#radio rambles#i dont think there would be character to character connections for the most part#except like. lucretia -> euphrasie is p easy. dont kill me but lup -> nille#king. john. hunger whatever. you get it#loop…………….. loop is my little anomaly#kravitz or barry or both in one. who cares its au#all the other smaller characters could be. npcs from dormont / the house. only bc im running out of characters#OH except like… probably bonnie takes a similar role to angus. small child thing the bureau adopted for funsies#but theyd still come on missions ofc. regardless of danger….. such is the way….#i Do have thoughts#anyways. back pain#aujbggg
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imagining cucurucho as a pathetic little guy crawling to any of his favorite islanders and going "they took my managerial job from me. im just doing contracted work now. i owe them nothing but i won't tell you anything confidential. they could take me around back and shoot me any second but i have plans to finish." but he showed up normal today so nevermind, skull emoji LUL
is it too late to make him be a little upset like in a silent way. like he lingers around a person they ask "wtf is up with you why aren't you leaving". i want q!bbh comforting him like "it's ok to lose ur purpose cucurucho! i lost my purpose when the federation brought me to this island! imagine what my boss will think when he finds out my soul quota is down... i think what's happening to you is called karma! :)"
okay maybe i just miss q!bbh and cucurucho interacting and i miss special guest crumbs but that's besides the point i want bearfailure cringeflop cucurucho, just sopping wet bear, the rabbits leave him out in the rain. living out of a dirt house with 1 cyan sofa in it.
#goopert talks qsmp#you know q!bbh's love life is bad when ur genuinely considering making him kiss a bear that's kidnapped his children and nephews and nieces#me w/ cucurucho is so i hate you but i love you but i hate you#because like the feds and census bureau are sooo misleading and manipulative and grrr i hate you i hate you#but like... they have so much personality like why is cucurucho better than some of his workers AGENT 18 i mean what who said that#i feel the same hate love hate with agent 18 because he's funny but SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! i want u DEAD!!! but also ur funny.#anyway maxo come back so q!bbh can have a polyamorous relationship with u and q!pierre. u can get back together it will be ok#don't make me slash srs ship cucuhalo man don't do this to me please whoever the new players are woo q!bbh put up with him and love him
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rest in peace qcellbit lol
#no bc i genuinely don’t know when we’re gonna see him again#like for qfelps there was KINDA given a date at least when his creator would be coming back#but this time it’s like. we don’t even know what’s going on#even the admins for the update accs r confused 💀#qsmp#quackity smp#qsmp cucurucho#qsmp osito bimbo#qsmp census bureau#q!cellbit#cucubit#chainsawduo#odieart
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sleepy and v fed up w this blasted reading for japanese history class tomorrow. give me 45 minutes to finish this article and i will be back to talk about kissing or something
#for the blissfully uninitiated: hello i am history student#which is a fantastic thing to be but also a significant pain in the [REDACTED] when it wants to be#the professor for this class is almost unbearably terrible which does not exactly make me WANT to do this reading#but the exam is in like 2 weeks lol#so yk. i have the hardest life of anyone on earth etc etc#god forbid i actually do the degree i asked to do lmao#also i up early this morning to drag myself to the immigration bureau for a visa amendment#which meant a decidedly unpleasant hour on the metro during rush hour :(#its bc im applying for this english TA position in spring#its literally only for 5 days and tbh i wouldn't mind doing it for free bc i am sad like that and enjoy teaching for fun#but it IS paid - and paid work is Not Allowed under my student visa#so even though i literally have not even GOT the job (applications close today) i still had to go and apply for permission to work#watch as they dont hire me lol#oh i should mention - for those who may not know i am in tokyo this year#i am british and i usually go to uni in the uk but im on a study abroad year this year#i came to japan in sept of 2023 so ive been here for coming up on 5 months and i will be going back home in august on 2024#its weird to think that im approaching the halfway point#tbh i should really just make this a separate post but whatever#coming to japan has been very strange but a good thing i think
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PARDON
#j'ai pas signé pour ça moi#take me back à quand il faisait 10°C#déjà qu'on se les pèle au bureau par 10 degrés là on va mourir en fait#upthebaguette#lise raconte sa vie
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I'm at the conspiracy theory stage of my White Collar hyperfixation.
In the Season 3 premiere (3.01 On Guard), Neal's tie is sliced during a fencing match and he's forced to put on a new one at the WC office. He puts the new tie around his neck, but then takes a file out of the rack on his desk and moves it to a different part of the rack before starting to tie his tie. Does he have a mirror or something hidden in his file rack??? Was this established or hinted at somewhere else, either in the series or in behind the scenes content? And if there isn't a mirror, then WHY DID HE DO THAT???
#today's episode of 'losing my mind about white collar' is brought to you by me trying to figure out the timeline for the warehouse explosion#I still haven't figured it out to my satisfaction#but as far as I can piece together the warehouse explodes during the day then there's a gap in time until nightfall#Neal arrives home at night/evening to find the key and go to the warehouse with the treasure#and then ends up with Peter and Jones for the lie detector test? which took place for 5 hours overnight in some other warehouse?#and then immediately afterwards he goes to meet Sara at a bookstore without changing his clothes?#and then finally goes back to his loft and talks to Mozzie#still in the same clothes#i think???#what happened in that afternoon gap after the explosion?#was it just cleanup and stuff?#what was Neal doing?#he says 'prove it' and then walks off all angry so I feel like he wouldn't have gone back to the office? but he didn't go home either?#or did he go home but Mozzie hadn't left the key yet but he didn't change his clothes and went back out again at some point?#like that seems overly convoluted#ha! overly convoluted. says the person thinking too hard about something that was probably just hand waved for plot reasons#eh whatever. I like overthinking. I'm having fun and that's what matters#also why did Peter and Jones do their interrogation so clandestinely#like I know Peter wanted it off the bureau's radar#haha radar - because 2.16 was called under the radar#anyways#why not at Neal's loft? why the warehouse?#like I acknowledge that the scene took place where and when it did for the *ambience*#however in-universe it puzzles me#but I'm also super oblivious and certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed so I might just be overlooking a really obvious solution#welp#white collar#episode 2.16#episode 3.01
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we realized we qualified for a special type of home loan with downpayment assistance so we would only have to pay around $1,500 up front for a house rather than like $35,000, which is really awesome, except we keep running into snags bc the amount of money were approved for is just shy of being able to afford most of the places that meet our needs bc only two of us have good enough credit to be on the mortgage and we don’t have anyone who can co-sign. which we might be stuck between settling for a house that’s in a location we don’t like as much or just waiting for one of my roommates to raise his credit, and we have no idea how long that would take. 😭
#the roommate whose credit is too low is basically having issues bc of his name change a few years back#bc he forgot to update it with the credit bureaus and with his student loan company#so his credit is wonky but it might improve once the name change issues are resolved#we just don’t know how long that will be
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Do you know any good qsmp lore supercuts? I want to watch more qsmp content (since i've really only been following along with liveblogs; i only really watched wilbur's vods almost up to when the eggs were first supposed to disappear) but there's so much to watch and it doesn't all hold my attention.
https://youtube.com/@QSMPInfo?si=FUrtOTX89-XRWLvF
^^ this is the official qsmp lore recap channel!! honestly the best source I think you could get they condense so much of it so well. as for more recent stuff they haven't gotten to yet I'd recommend going on twitter (yeah i know I'm sorry 😔) and looking through your language of choices update accounts!! they're all run by official admins and have translated updates on every streamer per day. its a lot of lore but also liveblogging is how most people consume other lore, since there are people constantly streaming on the server. i look through the qsmp tag when i wake up in the morning and get home from school like a newspaper LMAO
typically I'd just suggest the twitter accounts, the recap channel, picking at least 2 or 3 different streamers to watch casually and looking through liveblogs. im a huge charlie guy obviously but I've literally never seen a cellbit stream before despite him being one of my favorite characters, I only know him through other streams and liveblogging. my spanish streamers don't stream on there anymore (cmon mariana and rubius D:) and so i mainly get Spanish updates from Spanish speakers on here!! point is you're doing great already LMAO just watch some of the recaps and look through the update accounts and you'll be fine.
(plus every stream they have to relay old information from one person to another so eventually you will get a lore info dump if you want to or not)
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#AUGUAHJGFHH IM SORRY I DONT HAVE BETTER ANSWERS LMAO I WISH I DID!!#best recap of the story over the past couple of weeks that no channels have really covered:#the federation (big bad) kidnapped the eggs from the parents while everyone was asleep. this wasnt this first time theyve done this but!!#this time felt much different. like they were really gone for good.#forever was given brainwashing pills by cucurucho (federation worker/census bureau for the island)#and these pills fucked him up BAD. he keeps hearing a ticking clock sound and whenever it gets the loudest he snaps and takes more drugs#bbh has been grieving and every stream he loses a little more color. he lost all of his color and streamed his 'acceptance' stream#where he kidnapped the drugged members and put them in cages along with torturing fed members to get them to talk#phil finally logged back on and with tubbo and fit's (? I think) help they covered the main federation building in cobblestone and lava#essentially just griefed the server as a threat LMAO#phil wrote and delivered a note that essentially said 'give the eggs back by the end of the week. or else'#then we got cryptic messages that cellbit decoded#they said: 'the answer is not in the center'#that all leads to todays stream where charlie tubbo and roier went to the center of a maze they found through coords#(that fred not the feds gave to them in 3 seperate books)#and there was a wheel in the center surrounded by all of the eggs items. tubbo spun it and it landed on 5#then lava poured from the ceiling and mobs spawned kicking all three of them out#now this saturday (or tomorrow i think?) is a huge stream that was teased a couple says ago with the roman numerals 2#and the spinny wheel in the maze was written in roman numerals#so we think todays stream and all the lore is leading up to something with the eggs tomorrow/Saturday i forgor the date#and thats basically whats been happening this past few days!! theres a LOT more lore than normal dw we have just been experiencing.#The Horrors. this isnt normal LMAO#qsmp#<- forgot to tag this
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