#BUT THERE WILL BE MORE WEEZER POSTS

[weezerlvr228]

does the 228 mean anything or is it just numbers?

OKAH SO OMG my birthday is December 28th! (12/28) so I thought it would be cute to have my birthday, minus the 1 since it didn’t look as cute LOL !

[ragnvaldrz]

all right campers, today's challenge is: Survive

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

I have one (1) opinion about the hypothetical future Little playlist which is that House Of The Rising Sun should be on it. The moment I first saw Nedward I said now there is a man who should be telling me about a house in New Orleans.

[weezeranitsweezy]

rivers + yellow (its my fav colour ^_^)

[things-that-are-weezer-blue]

just out of curiousity are you like an actual weezer fan or do you just like it for the memes

I used to be a lot more obsessed with the band than I am now.

[peeemsaymorebeamnotifs]

WHO'S BEEN HIT WITH THE SEYMOUR BEAM TODAY

@one-time-i-dreamt @moltenparadox @detective-slenderman @amywhereyouwant @rockndluve @professionalchaoticdumbass @acornsgo @notahorseindisguise @post-uwuifer @evilwizard @bitchless-slenderman @pukicho @gidkog @girlwhoisnormal @rattle-my-stars @ailoveaidoru @kianf1sh @duothelingo @grayyskies You guys have gotten in the newest P.M. Seymour video!

[sunbeamfae]

"im about to say it. i dont care that you tweezed out all your eyebrows" -my roommate's dog (named grimm) (he said this to me)

[projectdivaar]

"I hate talk shows so much, I want to kill them"

- someone in weezer circa 1993 during the undone kitchen tape recordings

[dailyweezer]

Day 114: 29 Years!!!

(Also Make Believe turned 18, and in 102 years the starship launches for Nomis, but this is more important)

Happy birthday to the bluest album that ever did weez.

[amber-isnt-a-precious-stone]

istg if i miss out on the green day tickets tomorrow x.x i just missed the spotify fan presale cos i didn't see the email 3 hours ago and they sold out already lol 😱

[camellcat]

starlight by weezer is such a post-doomsday tenrose song... every time I listen to it I just see ten curled up on her bed in the TARDIS desperately clutching at something of hers

[everythingisok3000]

Ancient People talking about Numbers

1: Ten is the highest number.

2: Yes

3: Of course

4: Ten... and one.

(shock)

1: What are you talking about?

3: Ten... (trembling) and two!

2: Holy shit.

1: Stop it! What is this? What are you talking about? Nothing goes higher than ten!

4: Ten... and ten.

(tears running down their face)

1: Ten... tens.

(Their minds are overwhelmed by the largeness of hypothetical amounts)

[unofficialweezerbrandaccount]

eccentric severe tumors and eccentric severe 2mors

To try to take mind off of things for a bit, let’s talk fun stuff

What’s some of the videos on YouTubes you love that you consider “evergreen” quality?

It’s timeless and no matter when you go back to watch it you have a good laugh?

[jeremy-heeres-boyfriend]

[real-winn-dixie]

Aaaaaa this thingie

10 notes and I’ll drink all my water

20 notes and I’ll make my bed

30 notes and I’ll try to compliment people I’m afraid of complimenting

40 notes and I’ll finish fault in our stars (my mom wanted me to read it, never finished it though)

50 notes and I’ll buy lemon demon vinyl

60 notes and I’ll put bandaids over my thumbs every day so I stop picking at the skin (genuine very big problem I have)

70 notes and I’ll try to call my friends more

80 notes and I’ll tell my friends when I don’t want to verbally speak (idk why I don’t want to verbally communicate when I’m upset tbh)

100 notes and I’ll talk more about the sillies (refer to @ask-the-sillies-in-the-head for more info)

150 notes and I’ll post some of my art

200 notes and I’ll take a mental health break (possibly for a few days)

250 notes and I’ll write the rough draft for my musical (will be on @ricky-writes-stuff)

300 notes and I’ll listen to the entire Weezer discography

350 notes and I’ll draw art of all the sillies in my head

400 notes and I’ll talk to someone new without trying to think of a script for the conversation

450 and I’ll read 10 pages of Crime and Punishment event day (it’s currently sitting on my shelf, unread)

I’ll add more when I think of more

DO NOT SPAM

I’ll let this get to people naturally, so i won’t @ anybody

Edit: got lazy waiting for people. I’ll @ two people, which will be @its-target-official and @operagxreal :3

[thehelltingvilleclub]

Jerry Stokes - Champion Card Player and Professional Goober

Jerome “Jerry” Titus Stokes Jr. [10/02/80] [6'0. Yes, Bill is mad about this.] Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Playing Games AOL / Online Users: [XxLordxXxAtrocityxX] Theme Songs: Chronically Cautious - Braden Bales | Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer | Polygon Dust - Porter Robinson Favorite Shit: Middle-Earth, Magic Cards, Percentile Dice, He-Man, Final Fantasy, Dragons, Tabletop Gaming, Conan, Studio Ghibli, Discworld, LARPs, Legend of Zelda, Earthsea, Yawgmoth’s Will, Gen-con, Xena, Aerith Gainsborough, Elfquest, White Magic

Therapy, check. Meds, check. Keys, check. Godsend Card Wars deck, check. EXTRA Card Wars deck in case some fucker tries to one up him, check... shit what is he forgetting *now*? It took him growing a backbone and his parents to finally get his ass to the doctor, but hey, at least he's here now, right??? right????? He's still trying to get Bill to come with him to the office to deal with his anger issues but it's like trying to climb Mordor bro; not gonna happen any time soon.

He's managed to make some new friends in the process, who knew?! Actually going to tournaments is so much more fun than just following Bill around all day--

I have the Power!

Jerry used to take Piano, as his parents tried to get him into as many extra curriculars when he was in elementary as they could to get him out of their hair (And.. hey, at least he learned something..?)

Because of this, he occasionally plays by himself on the practice piano he got as a kid, though usually it's just him learning soundtracks or transcribing the entirety the Ocarina of Time by ear.

y'know. normal everyday shit.

He has a habit of forgetting to trim his nails, however he keeps them relatively neat-- filed down and this dude actually showers and washes his hands like a maniac if he gets dirty, so it's not that bad. Plus, he's convinced it helps him pick up cards better without folding them.

Let's be honest, Jerry forgets a lot of things sometimes in his anxious scramble to get places. Including meals on occasion, which usually results in Josh jumping him as an excuse to get another snack for them both.

Would be willing to have his nails painted, absolutely, but will probably pick it off within the day as a fidget. Sorry guys.

Jerry met Matt at a Card tournament and they became rather quick friends-- and Matt whooped his ass when they played so he had to give the guy some props.

This dude gets the WORST bedhead and he barely does anything about it, just don't make fun of him if his hair is flat in the back please please please--

Jerry. Likes. Stripes. I feel like his mom dressed him up as the Girl who got sick with the Stripes once when he was a toddler cause he got covered in paint and it just *stuck*.

Jerry has also worn the same style of shoe and brand for the past 15 years he's not gonna start changing it now, fuckers

Can you tell he has a separation issue? no? then open your EYES.

This man absolutely gets ass his phone and aol are blowing UP like ALL THE FUCKIN TIME and he's so overwhelmed that he just ignores them all most of the time. most.

He ends up mostly subsisting off of tournament winnings and doing random odd jobs around the neighborhood, but at least it's enough to get him more cards and a bus ticket into Manhattan when he needs it.

Jerry still goes Bee-dee Bee-dee, he doesn't drop it entirely until post 2005-ish, when he meets Mandi. He DOES however, still use Buck as a nickname, cope. it's my world now.

cough uh he hates the feeling of underwear. those are basketball shorts. OOPS

god I love Jerry he's such a little dork

OKAY JOSHYBEAR IS NEXT Im gonna sob I also still have to draw May and Matt's cards...

fyuck