#BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH

[qinluna]

“why do you like zayne & sylus so much” have you ever considered the possibility that perhaps i want to be taken care of for once because i’m always taking care of others and get nothing in return? in this essay i will

[roiistarr]

Angor Rot 😔

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

"hows the job hunt going?"

"not well"

[werewolf-cuddles]

Every time someone calls Korra a lesbian, the barely suppressed urge to go on a violent killing spree grows stronger.

EDIT: I'm turning reblogs off now. Fuck you.

[mobius-m-mobius]

What we DO have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (Jan 3, 2005 - Dec 19th, 2014)

[cursedbanalities]

Is it even possible to do routines? Like, how can people do things every single day without break?

[winterbeautyees]

Me at Ram: You fuckin bastard, you fool, why did you do that?! I hate you so frickin much, you handsome devil

Also me later: Aww, my baby, my little sweet girl. You've done everything wrong but I love you so much

[thesetwoidiots]

Rhodey, during a teatime with Stephen: So... how did you and Tony meet?

Stephen, casually: Our meeting and subsequent relationship was arranged by the Vishanti; more specifically Agamotto, and we are set to marry when Betelgeuse rests in the eastern night sky and compliments the mystic nature of the planets aligning. It is then expected of us to conceive an heir to my powers on the Blood Moon between the seconds after it rises and just before it falls.

Rhodey: So... an ancient being played matchmaker? And expects Tony to knock you up so your lineage carries your title?

Stephen, cheerily: Essentially, yes.

[rottmnt-residuum]

Do u mind people asking u stuff??? Like theories about the story

please do send me theories i love to see them! Especially when they get things right!!!

[pawsthatcausechaos]

Creatures are saying that the alterhuman community is getting toxic, which, yes of course, but the reason is because it's getting more popular now a days, which is a good thing! We could spread word about what alterhumanity actually is much easier now, not tails and masks or whatever, and to those who are thinking "what about the toxic side?" There is a toxic side to every community and false words spreading about every culture, most of the toxic community are uneducated, and instead of poking fun at them or looking at them with disgust we should educate and help them

[djevelbl]

Can I get a drawover of my cat...

kitty stares into your soul, mastermind of the mcyt queerbait showdown

kitty wants Branzycraft to move onto round 3 /silly

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[hugsandchaos]

Danny shouts “I love you” in ghost speak, but it sounds like a garbled hiss, and now Manny is silently wondering what he did wrong to make his beloved hiss at him.

[loucifersbitch]

Me: *tire not to speculate about celebrity sexuality cause it’s rude*

Lou: *posts Urban Dictionary about his name having a big dick and uses hashtag powerbottom*

Me: You make this very difficult Lou!!!!!

lmaooooooo

i try very hard not to get into speculation over a celebrity's sexuality because yes, it is rude, and also not productive or helpful, and in a lot of cases just ends up being harmful

and then Lou's out here tagging his own posts in the most sus possible ways 😅

[please-let-me-be-horny]

Sending nudes to random strangers online is a bad idea.

Sending nudes to me on the other hand...

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

as someone who has just started volunteering in a big op shop 2 days a week.... if you're the type of person that just leaves a whole ass mountain of clothes strewn on the floor of a change-room and maybe haphazardly hung up on the wall or direct on the floor in front of the change room rack... I reserve my right to believe that I should be allowed to flay you alive when the purge happens. also this is playing in my head right after you have the audacity to do this and probably say to yourself that "well, it's their job anyway 😒🙄. why should i even try and bother to help them?"

however, if you're the type of person who honestly tries to rehang your clothes on the hanger and either puts them back correctly on the return rack at the change rooms.... or EVEN BETTER puts it back in the CORRECT clothes rack where you got it from (or at least you guessed where you got it from and say put it in size 8 when it's size 10 or something). I am passionately, earnestly, eagerly, ardently, caringly, wholeheartedly, tenderly, vigorously, etc, making out with you. with tongue. sloppy style. we can do anything else sloppy style too if you wish, king or queen.

[thursdayinspace]

I just don't understand how anyone can see Ianto as a soft little guy who's scared of his own shadow and constantly needs to be wrapped in warm blankets - he flirts his way into Torchwood 3 to save his gf by any means necessary, keeps the most convincing poker face the entire time, and after having all his hopes destroyed not only does he stick around, he starts going out hunting aliens with them to save the world, he stands up to his own teammates when he needs to, he is determined and strong and keeps going no matter how often he gets hurt. With everything going on his head other people wouldn't even get out of bed anymore in the morning but HE KEEPS GOING and fights his demons and if that isn't strong I don't know what is.