#BUT SERIOUSLY THO

[holy--milk]

it's kinda wild to see people confidently draw parallels between liu qingge and mu qing 'cuz like. that never happened. those two barely have anything in common except for the fandom deciding that they're similar for some reason???

you know who's actually the TGCF version of liu qingge?

quan yizhen.

obsessed with martial arts ✅️

has no qualms about beating you up if you anger or irritate him ✅️

doesn't know how to socialise ✅️

doesn't like most people ✅️

has a complicated history with his shixiong who's attitude towards him changed suddenly and drastically ✅️

possibly wants to fuck his shixiong ✅️

[polydamnory]

If you don’t include Dear in the polycule you’re weak I’m just saying I’m just saying

[astaroth1357]

Babe.

I don't check nothing.

[mxtxfanatic]

Shen Qingqiu: Of course any reasonable relationship will start with a few “no”s, but like, anyone who really wants you will just ignore that.

Luo Binghe, a person who really wants him but also knows about consent: listens when Shen Qingqiu tells him that he doesn’t want to see lbh, he doesn’t want to share a bed, he doesn’t want to engage in a kink, etc.

Shen Qingqiu:

[clarissaweasley-10]

Kaz and Inej: We are having a baby.. Wylan: awwww that' soo cute.. I am happy for you guys Kaz: *slams down adoption papers, it's you, sign here please.

[silvandar]

One possible reason why all the male companions in BG3 are insanely buff with chiseled abs is because not one of them has remembered to eat or hydrate properly in the last few years.

Astarion - literally starved and does constant "physical labour"

Wyll - running up and down the Sword Coast, going full Bear Grylls at times.

Gale - holed up in a tower hyperfocusing on research. Magic items rarely contain calories.

[macks-ugly-cackle]

[noxinara]

hhhhhh--- I CANT???

From Jude's Black Wedding Epilogue. I'll probably post more screenshots from everything, just... out of context of course. 😉

[thegurlwhoisntthere]

Idk if anyone’s thought about this, but imagine:

One of the batkids being chosen as a green lantern.

Seriously, picture it.

All of the bats are pretty willful, so a ring of willpower choosing any of them wouldn’t actually be that surprising but there would be shock and copious amounts of Chaos.

I’m torn between it being Steph or Damian

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I personally think we need more Josh Hutcherson covered in blood

[lesbo-tuliplvrr]

i swear i only have two moods on tumblr

horny, and ranting about my inevitable future as a lesbian in my country and family

I prefer horny

[allastoredeer]

New person here, but I'm just here to spread my new HC. Alastor is a pretty crier (Cryer or however you spell it but he cries prettily). Like somehow Husk fed him a drink which makes him sensitive – accidentally, mind you – and suddenly Alastor is crying over a sob story a sinner told them while asking to join the hotel. Now, he notices he's crying easily so he covers his face which people don't expect but when Charlie lowers his arms they see that he is an attractive crier. Like, so pretty that it is hard to put into words and so pretty that people would either want to make him cry for the rest of his life or would never want to commit a bad deed again. He looks really innocent like he hasn't committed a bad deed and when he cries he looks saintly – even more so than angels themselves. And they are all dumbfounded. Like what the hell? Why is someone who's committed massacres, eating all his victims alive, crying like this? Like when crying he looks so innocent angels would just take him to heaven the instant they see him cry. And then the hotel is split between two; people who want to make him cry and people who don't. The ones who don't either didn't see him cry, or are part of the ones who want to become good after seeing him cry. And then there's Charlie who is planning to use his crying face as a last resort to stop the extermination.

Haha. My favouritism is showing. I love Alastor and believe he is a pretty crier with all my heart. Please don't hate me for thinking Al cries prettily...

I love it when Alastor breaks peoples expectations 😌 Who'd ever expect one of the bloodiest, craziest Overlords in Pentagram City would have the prettiest crying face. I think seeing Alastor cry at all would've shocked them enough, but being pretty while he does it????? The fuck???

Also, when you mentioned people wanting to make him cry because he looks so pretty, my mind went to some very dirty places ◉_◉

[livelaughlovelams]

WAIT GUYS I'M ACTUALLY TWEAKING RN I WAS JUST AT SPEECH THERAPY AND YK DOING ALL MY STUTTERING THINGS BUT LIKE EVERY TIME I STUTTERED OR HAD A BLOCK STUTTER AND WE DID LIKE FLUENCY STRATEGIES, AFTER DOING THE STRATEGIES FOR A BIT, EVERY SINGLE TIME, I ACTUALLY EVENTUALLY GOT EVERY SINGLE WORD OUT!? LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAT!?! LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY TALK?!?! Y'ALL HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DEEP THIS IS, I'VE HAD A SEVERE STUTTER SINCE I COULD TALK AND THIS IS ACTUALLY SO COOL REEEEEEE THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES AND NOW I FEEL LIKE DESMOULINS AT THE BASTILLE AND I ASSURE YOU HE FELT THE EXACT SAME WAY BECAUSE OMG WHAaaATTTTTTATATATATAAT!?!?!?¡¡!¡!¡!¡!

[justsomesapphicbimbo]

ARCANE COME BACK TO ME PLS NO I CANNOT WAIT 3 MORE WEEKS UGHHHH

[clarissaweasley-10]

THAT'S IT I'M BREAKING INTO JEN'S OFFICE TO STEAL GAMES UNTOLD.

who's coming with me??

[followerofmercy]

Just realized nothing will make me fall in love with a character faster than seeing them have Major beef with another character, especially if it's for no explainable reason