#BUT LIKE. BRO!!!!! BROOOOOOOOO

[junglemax]

sorry @sheinthatfandom but ur tags have me SO fucking unwell abt a specific idea

cause like. mortos turning human once a month due to a full moon. and usually when mortos is a Minotaur taven is “oooh please come fuck me lemme have ur babies” but when mortos turns human it’s more of “oh…im going to make YOU a mother” and im totally aware that is not what ur tags meant at all but i am feeling: extra unhinged today

[shima-draws]

Orders a Subway sandwich with just turkey and cheese through Doordash. Driver delivers my sandwich. Opens my sandwich. There's no cheese. How can you fuck up an order that badly it was literally TWO TOPPINGS

[worstloki]

negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.

[kristhekrispy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[themyscirah]

Star Wars (2020) #6... top 10 comics that make me want to eat rocks

[dihalect]

these thoughts are barely half-baked but i wanted to put them somewhere

near me, there’s a house with a pro-israel yard sign. (i go out of my way to avoid passing that building because it pisses me off so much.) it says “i stand with israel”. and in the corner, there’s an image of a security camera and the statement “tampering with this sign will be prosecuted”.

when i first saw that sign, i thought, “how the fuck can you put up a sign like that — that says that the law will help you intimidate and punish the people who disagree with you — and think that you’re the victim? that you’re not the one in power?”

and i think it’s partially due to the naïve idea that the law is on the side of good, of the people. like i said, this idea is barely formed in my brain. but it’s come back up to the forefront in the wake of these blatantly overpowered crackdowns on peaceful student protestors.

[krispiecake]

i hope that everyone is aware that i am trying SO HARD to be normal but the universe is TESTING ME.

[raddestrose]

I think this is the last episode

its like bro WANTS his family to be messed up

poor girl, her life been nothing but awful then this

YOU MORON

XIAOSHI NOOOOO

now look, you’ve got an angered his boyfriend and this is what happens

you get tag teamed in the subway lines

oh god everything is going so so wrong

shes saying shes scared, my heart

NOOO LI TIANXI

YEAHHHH CAPTAIN XIAO LETS GOOOO

noo she’s saying thank you she’s dead dead

DID SHE JUST GIVE QIAO LING HER POWER

never mind just her super sad memories

OH SHOOT, THE BROTHER DID IT

oh that’s just SAD

BRO I CANT DO THIS

talking about his daughter

I WILL CRY

WHAT

THEMMM

THOSE GUYS, THEY’RE GREAT

this whole sequence is just BRUTAL

who’s this cat with the fancy hat?

OH MY GOD ITS MYSTERY KID ISNT IT

where’d they get that random picture of Lu Guang?

WHAAAAAAAAAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT HE DIED

theres an alternate timeline where Cheng Xiaoshi DIES

WAIT, so does that mean Lu Guang..

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

LETS GOOOOO WANG JUANG’S NOT DEAD

I thought she was cool

SHOOT, we have an evil duo now

WHAAAT

OH I SEE, I WAS RIGHT

YOU HYPOCRITE

BROOOOOOOOO

I AM SO NOT READY

ohh this new song is a VIBE

hey, we ever learn about those numbers, his phone password

im just curious

[broooooo]

Chosen

I'm Aaron, highschool student, not very good at much and not very interested in alot, don't have a path in life

I opened my door to a strange sight, Zack, resident hot guy of my highschool senior class and top athlete, but standing Infront of me he was dazed and drooling, shirtless , sweety abs, wearing muddy cleats , just as if he came from football practice. He was holding a separate pair of cleats in his hand.

"um, yes?" I say confused.

Zack slobly says , "yoooo brahhh, wasappp" hear!

He throws the dirty cleats he was holding into my hands.

I stumble in confusion

"huh? What?"

Zack says "you were chosen bro, coach knows all, your one of us"

I stand there confused and before I can say anything I leaves running, leaving the smell of sweat, dirt and beer behind.

"what was? Well, very confusing, now what do I do with these?, What did he mean one of us?, Fuck I'm so confused, damn these cleats smell rank"

"Hmm I wonder.." I guess since I have them, ill try them on" heart racing and boner forming .."damn, I'm horny? Heh, fun sure whatever xd"

I go to try them on, even with socks on, I can feel the grim and sweet through the fabric, the foot mold in the soul, weirdly fitting snuggly.

At this point I'm hot and horny, my boner, hard through my pants and already leaking pre.

I look in the mirror, "heh, damn brahh.." vision going blurry, Mind going fuzzy.

My feet are getting warm, hot even, it spreads through my body hot and electric,

One of us, the only thing on my mind, all I can think at that moment, I start to drool.

"waaaa braaaaah huhuhu " my body is changing, legs stretching, abs forming, pecks hardening, arms thickening, hands going hard and rough, legs getting thick and dense, neck muscles forming, my jaw is widening and going square and sharp, long hair shortening into a quafed style, sides shaved.

My dick leaking and streching 12 inches and into a beer can size.

My clothes rip and fall, leaving me nude and huge only thing on is the cleats

Drool pooling on the floor

Continuous through my mind,

"one of us, one of us of us.. on loop

"huhuhu brahhh ehhe one of them"

My mind changes , I'm one of them, a hot, horny football jock, coach knows all, I. Am one of them, I am a obedient jock heuhuhu.

As I say this I jerk off my dick saying,

"One of them,

One of them

Huhuuehu yaaa brahhh hehe

BRAHHHH IM ON OF THEM

A dum jock heeh"

Pools of sum erupt from my dick, going all over me, my mirror, the floor, my old self gone,

Yet my dick still leaking

""huhhuhue yooo brahh, dat gud load hehh"

My phone gets a message from coach,

-pratice at 12 my boy, one of us, flex

I flex hard and send a picture

"huhuhu brahhh ehhe, one of us brooooooooo

Brahhhhhh heh3hhee

Dick still leaking, stick horny as hell,

Zack comes through the front door with a dirty kit, l

Were leaking and drooling,

One of us hehehe

"Welcome to the team ma broooo!"

"Damn brooooo Zack tyyy, we could go to practice "

I am Aaron, a dumb jock going to practice with ma bro Zack both naked , horny and covered in cum

______

I think it's good xd, hope you like it xd

[justp34chy]

Bro I'm trying to draw another briar thing but for the love of MYER CHAN I can't figure out where to put his arms like brooooooooo

[bunviixo]

Js found out one of many of fav mha izuku ff writers is leaving BRO she js popped up into my mind and I was like lemme check ha page n lemme tell you girl. I SAW THIS LONG ASS POST AND GUESS WHAT I read all of it girl I TEARED up n everyTHANG cus girl I LOVE HER I barely found her a few months ago and now reading that she was leaving earlier than expected due to her personal reasons makes me so sad I was so sosososoososos happy she was prolly the first person that made me come BSCK into the mha phase neow 😕 IT FEELS LIKE IM GRIEVING SHE WAS SO AWESOME BRO YOH DONT HNDERSTAND D NDDNNDNDN I LOVE HER WORK

her dilf izuku was TOP TEIR BROOOOOOOOO😖😖😖

[cameforb99stayingforkdramas]

Bro their relationship ended before it even started like brooooooooo I cannot wait for one more week now. This is sad. I am sad now. 😭😭😭😭

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Bro is two years older than me and they make it sound like he's an ancient.

This made me lol 😂😂😂, but so true!

When did everyone stop thinking 40 is still youngish 🤷🏼‍♀️

He 34! Brooooooooo. Like lets calm down. My partners older than the man.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

BRO YESTERDAY I WAS GONNA PUY ANOTHER THINGY BUT BRO THIS WAS IN MY MIND ALL DAY I WAS BEING A BIT SAD CUZ I fFOUND OUT SOMETHING FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS & I WAS RANTING ABT IT TO MY HB OR WELL MY LOVER MY SOULMATE MY OTHER HALF PLATONICALLY(or so i thought..) BECAUSE BROOOOOOOOO NO GUY HAS EVER WROTE ME LIKE IN SUCH A POETIC WAY ITS ALWAYS ME SENDING THE MESSAGES THAT BE LIKE “i want to grow more with you in love & mature more together” AND LALA BUT O MY GOSHH THIS HAS ME KIKING MY FEET IM SO IN LOVE W HIM BUT WE ARE TAKING THINGS SLOW I DONT EVEN WANT MY EX BRO WELL I NEVER DID ITS JS HARD GETTING IVER SOMEONE U LIKED 3+ YRS YK BUT BRK OMFG YK WHAT LEG ME SHOW THE SSS

O MY GODH BROOOOAOSOO

BROTHER I JUST COLLAPSED TO MY KNEES? THEY WAY HE REMEMBERS THE EXACT DATE??? OH LORD HAVE MERCY U WON BRO U FUCKING WONNNNN

[katana-zero]

TUMBLR USER GAMMANULLZERO I LOVE YOU

Hold on let me try to answer to all of your tags dkdmmfmmc I woke up this morning and it was the first thing I saw AAHHH

Also sorry english is not my first language so I might struggle with some sentences!! (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

I'M GLAD THAT THIS PIC CAPTURED HER WELL 🥹🥹🥹 I wanted to draw something chill because!!! Well!!! She is chill!!

TY I love when people like my coloring (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

I LOVE YOUR MIND

I think actually he would feel trouble feeling anything. He'd probably regret killing kids if he ever done that (because of LG) but otherwise I think he wouldn't feel anything. At first I thought that he'd feel alive, since canonically he feels alive only when taking someone else's life, but I'm not sure he'd feel anything just watching the record.

Or he'd feel the stinging feeling of regret, if church monologue is actually his (I have a theory that it's actually Fifteen's thoughts, but I'm not really sure so!! Just a fun thought) and he felt bad watching all those people cry.

Or he'd feel everything at once like one big complicated feeling (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;⁠) I don't know how to describe it.

THANK YOU!!! 🥹🥹🥹

I love SnowHunter SO MUCH my favourite lesbians. They have me in chokehold since I first thought about them I just. Need more of them in my life.

I think Snow uses something similar to chronos! Like that green thing Psych used in boss fight. He mentioned that the government created more than just one drug for war, so it's safe to assume that she will most likely use something similar. Or it might be something that organization Snow works for created, since they somehow recreated chronos. I hope we'll see what she uses in the dlc 🙏

I LOVE USING RED THANK YOU SM

🥹 jsjxjjsk Zero and Fifteen cuddling Leviathan and Behemoth... The eepies

Fifteen stop being mad just hug a biblical creation bro chill out

:3 I love drawing Zero with a scruff, I'm glad someone else likes it too!

Fifteen katana zero I need you Fifteen katana zero

AHHH I'M SO HAPPY YOU NOTICED THE EFFECT!! I like drawing it on my artworks with nulls because it shows how their time is running out yk yk (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ mentally ill guys

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ALL THE FEEDBACK I LOVE YOUUU AGHHHHHH

YAYYYYYY IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE ALL OF THESE!!! I GOT A FEW THINGS TO SAY BACK

ykw ykw. i think he'd feel so much about everything that he'd just go numb. his normal blank expression on his face but somehow even more unreadable than normal. idk if he'd be able to feel anything after that. him feeling "alive" while killing is just him feeling like he's actually having an effect on the world around him yk? that's how he was raised, a child soldier. but losing your memories of that and then running with the mindset that only the lives of criminals and corrupt police deserve less value only to see yourself killing children? beings that physically cannot have less value because they have so much more life ahead of them? brooooo brooooooooo he's done for he's donneeee. I really like the theory that the monologue is from fif instead of zero too- and it makes sense! fifteen has such strong connections to his past that of course he'd have such strong thoughts about what it was like. zero for sure could say it himself but he's so warped about whats real and not that i dont think he could form that strong of an opinion (and if it IS his thoughts then its just what psych planted in his head)

SPEAKING OF PSYCH im pretty sure the green mega chronos or whatever the psych uses was confirmed to be not actually canon and (speculation from here) just a hallucination from zero's end considering the path to getting that boss is just by pissing him off. BUT but but i do think her amping herself up on the fake chronos that the company is making is soooo real. i hope we see in the dlc god ugh. either way i definitely gotta draw some snowhunter myself since i havent stopped thinking about it.

anyway YEAHHHHH RUNNING OUT OF TIMEEEEEEE. i loveeee how subtle it is in your art but also directly staring you in the face. youre soooo good at it !!!!!

[theficblog]

You wanted more treasure x hogwarts and i have no friends to talk about it with irl so let's get it

So like my sorting for them is basically me really trying to see how they are and how they would fit into the harry potter universe so i even went as far as putting down which are true blood wizards and who are from muggle families lmao

But like these are my sortings for each members;

Gryffindor

Hyunsuk,Jihoon,Jaehyuk,Jeongwoo,Junghwan

Ravenclaw

Junkyu,Asahi

Slytherin

Yoshi,Yedam,Mashiho

Hufflepuff

Doyoung,Haruto (very odd but hear me out he was supposed to be in slytherin and went "why not just put me in Hufflepuff instead if you're just gonna make me suffer my whole highschool life stupid hat" and out of spite the sorting hat actually sent his ass to Hufflepuff and everyone was like 👁👄👁)

no cos same i dont have friends that would talk of treasure x hogwarts other than you either lolololol

but like that is so detailed do you work as the sorting part time ash? if so then you did harry wrong

junghwan totally gives gryffindor! and now that i look at it so does jihoon you right! also well yeah.. hyunsuk.. i mean yeah he has soft side but when he performs and all it's gonna be gryffindor too! jeongwoo seems right too yeah but send jaehyuk back to the slytherin homeroom he's legit a slytherin (tbh you dont how bad i wanna team up with him and *successfully* fool and prank everyone idek why) 💚

asahi ravenclaw couldnt be more prefect, also yeah, junkyu,outside of his aegyo job compulsions bro's gotta be a ravenclaw, also your homeroom would be super chaotic like naughty nerdy kids altogether who would wanna go against you and kyu?!!?? sahi is legit luna lovegood male japanese ver. (the mysterious class) 😭😭

yedam is that pureblood slytherin brooooooooo idk what am i but im gonna be besties with him i just know! yoshi slytherin agenda of course and yeah mashi might have an external hufflepuff appearance but he's a little devil so yeahhh 😈

hufflepff haruto?! explain to me im so eager!! doyoung hufflepuff too yes i agree!