#BUT I'M SERIOUSLY SCREAMING

[gummy-axolotl]

I AM GOING FUCKIGN INSANE. HOLY SHIT.

If you type "Oroborous" in the computer on Thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, you get a little Journal Entry- evidently Ford had a pet axolotl!!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THOUGH. YOU NEED TO COMPREHEND. HE NAMED HIS AXOLOTL FRILLIAM.

I HAD A PET AXOLOTL FOR THREE YEARS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY AXOLOTL WAS NAMED. I NAMED HIM AFTER BILL CIPHER BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS FULL NAME WAS. I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE.

MY PET AXOLOTL, WHICH I HAD FROM 2021-2024 WAS NAMED "LORD FRILLIAM BILLIAM DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND EATER OF SOULS."

FRILLY BILL FOR SHORT

I FUCK

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOLY SHIT

There's my little guy!!! ^^^

[biancadavri]

yeah ok MAYBE you got things like "marrying the hot king/queen" and "kickstarting the redemption arc of a literal god by making him fall in love" and "healing spells" but WHO got the sort of catharsis that can only come from a bloodied and bruised dwarf plunging a sword through the skull of the literal embodiment of what their people struggled against for centuries? you? i think the fuck not

[royalarchivist]

This is literally the funniest thing that's happened on the QSMP yet

[anonfromtheflight]

I thought I was prepared but I'm not!

WILMON ENDGAME!!!

[hercarisntyours]

I ACTUALLY CAN'T DO THIS I LOVE HER 😭😭😭🥹 SHE'S SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT WHY

I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭 WHO EVER DECIDED TO PUT ELITA IN EARTHSPARK I AM FOR EVER INDEBTED TO YOUUUUUU 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 THANK YOU SO MUCH

I'M IN LOVEEEEEE 🥹🥹 that shade on her is EVERYTHING!!!!! nnnnnnngnggggggg im dying

[babychosen]

ANgeLA!!!!

[beanghostprincess]

The fact that one of the most popular OP theories is about Crocodile being a trans man and yet some of you still call it "crocomom" escapes my understanding

[maddymoreau]

Grant Turner and I commission by @unusualmuffin-art

[arty-tardigrade]

Max vs. Daniel! Who would win: a psychopathic cultist with a knife or a ten year old?

(Spoiler, it's the ten year old.)

[bugeyedfreaks]

✨レディースアンドジェントルメン~!✨

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Gravity Falls spoilers: I'm not screaming-crying-throwing-up over Stan thinking that his life amounted to nothing and was worthless and therefore it didn't matter if he was the one to sacrifice his memories and potentially his life because he was just a blip and a screw up and maybe for once in his life he could do something right

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

Happy pride month, holy shit

[llamaisllama777]

THE DAILY*/WEEKLY* LAES, TSAMS, EAPS REVIEW SHOW!!!

Oh, deer. 🥁 (Sorry, couldn't resist the pun)

So, I guess we know what Lunar and Earth will be dealing with this October. They may not have an October takeover, but it looks like they'll have to deal with Rez and Cetus.

This means trouble! From what I gather, Rez can infect things that have had or been exposed to negative emotions. Kinda reminds me of Agony a bit? I wonder if negative starpower and agony are linked?

But now Rez has resurrected Dazzle's old body, everyone meet Razzle (or Rezzle)

And in ever worse news..... at 3:14

THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!?!?!?!?!

I thought it was just Rez and Cetus! Nope! There are more we're doomed!

So, Lunar seems to be having a more physical reaction to Dark Star Energy now. He literally threw up or spat up after sensing Rezzle/Razzle, so this is either gonna be really helpful for Lunar or really bad. He basically has a spider-sense that hurts him.

The has me scared it just felt too calm and peaceful. Obviously, Razzle was watching them, but I also just got a foreboding sense like this might be the last nice moment they have for a while. Kat, Reed, Davis... please my heart...

Huh..... is.... is Turuas starting to grow on me?

Moon is basically at his lowest here. He's screaming out to God, to the universe, to anyone who will listen to please just help him and his family. That is probably very relatable. I think we've all been there at least once in our lives.

Turuas, while he isn't this planet's or everyone's biggest fan, he really helped Moon here, but telling him not to let his failures define him. Very true advice. Your failures don't define you, you do.

Turuas.... thank you. I forgive you for everything you've done to them.... but you hurt or try to kill ANY OF THEM, and we got problems! The fight between Turuas and Nexus is gonna be a sight to behold.

And lastly...

Moon and Puppet may have taken at least nineteen years off Eclipse's life with this game. I loved it. 🤣 The chaotic friendship I didn't know I needed till now.

👏11/10

Lunar, Earth, buckle up. It's gonna be a rocky October!

Seriously, if Nexus teams up with Rez, we got problems. Even more problems.

[rainysofsunshineao3]

I present to you "Big Upside-down Bicycle-Cycling Ben"...

Defeater of Toro, y'all.

ALSO

A L S O...

GUYS THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER OMFG

[incesthemes]

i can't stop thinking about the first episode of season 6, when sam tries to convince dean to come with him, to come back to hunting. he says "it's just better with you around, that's all." it's an interesting line because sam is soulless, obviously. and even though he doesn't understand the details yet, he knows something's wrong with him.

"it's better with you around" he says, citing dean's compassion and care for others as the reason why. and how interesting is that? sam's working with plenty of other hunters who still have their souls—they're all more than capable of caring about the people they save. but sam needs dean specifically. he knows he's missing something, and he sees dean and recognizes that something in him. even cold and calculating and unrelentingly logical, sam recognizes that dean, alone, can "complete" him, give something back to him that he's supposed to have.

in episode 8 he tells dean he "needs his help." he doesn't elaborate; he never explains what he means by that. he has a whole family of hunters who'd be willing and able to help him, but still he needs dean. even without his soul, his hyperrational mind knows he needs him.

soulless sam isn't capable of caring about dean. but he doesn't need to care to know they need to be together, no matter what—to know dean is good for him, dean completes him, dean needs to be there for him.

it's like a sick reversal of season 1. sam drags dean back into this life because he can't keep going without him. because he needs him. because when you think about it logically, and sam has no other choice, there was never any other option for them.

[catocappuccino]

1-BOO altered my brain