#BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELLO ?????
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Yeah having infinite alternative universes where the same two people love each other no matter the world no matter the time is nice but have you considered dedicating your entire existence to find the only universe where your loved one is happy, even if they're going to hate you in that universe, even if you yourself have to die in that universe, because their happiness always came before everything else? Because you never mattered as long as they were happy? Have you considered it??????
#I'm having feelings over Beast odazai like what the hell. seriously what the hell.#Like Dazai‚ literally‚ unarguably the most selfish character in the entire thing‚ gives up //everything// for one person?? Uh??????#Dazai who never found meaning in living dedicated his whole existence to make the world beautiful to one person?#Found his meaning in making that person happy‚ and found it agreeable to die once that was accomplished??#“But I do have one regret: I’ll never be able to read that novel you complete one day” GIRL???????????#Bro I love everyone and I can't for the life of me get truly invested in a Dazai ship for self-explanatory reasons-#but man that might really be the most romantic ship of them all.#what the hell. what the hell. hello#osamu dazai#odazai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd beast#mine#q.#21/01/23
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I- HUH???
#HELLO?#WHY ARE ALL OFFICIAL DC ACCOUNTS TEASING SUPERBAT??#tbh theyre probably js queer baiting but BRO THOSE ARE YOUR TOP TWO HEROES#YOU USUALLY DONT JUST DO THAT IF YOU WANNA QUEER BAIT US TUMBLR BITCHES#anyways uhhh#yeah#idk what all these are supposed to mean#if DC actually makes superbat cannon I feel that we#as the increasingly homophpbic bastards we are becoming are#might have a bit of a wakeup call#yk#really strike the 12 year old racist boys who binge watch insta reels and worship patric bateman & snyder's batman#dc comics#idk#dc#dc comic#batman#datman dc#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#how many more batman tags are thwre? idk#superman#superman dc#dc superman#dc superheroes#clark kent#kal el#superbat#batman x superman#bruce x clark
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Can we normalize not making fun of people for their age like It is not my fault i just started highschool brother
#its a little different if theyre doing something stupid. or trying to act a different age than they are. or something#but. my mom tells my aunts that i just started hs and they start laughing and theyre like “ouhhh teenage angst” and whatnot#like ? hello ? i have done not one angsty thing today#i am smiling and laughing. because i like to laugh. dont you like to laugh ?#and laughing at me cuz i laughed and said School was draining me#“just wait till you get a job!” ok bro i get it. i know jobs are stressful I Know#i that doesnt mean that school isnt though ?#and like. atleast youre getting paid ?#i hate instantly being labeled as Stupid Angsty Teenager no matter what i do because thats just. not what im like.#it upsets me but i cant say that because then id be Angsty#thats just. not what im like ?#i mean dude. my cousin is Faaarr more “angsty” than me and is ACTUALLY ANGSTY.#but theyre an adult so nobody picks on them ?#ok. yay. I mean not that i Want anybody to#i love my cousin#theyre my favorite cousin#sigh. anyway sorry im rambling#maybe im not beating the Angsty allegations with how much i vent on here#blabbing
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[An Agent's voice message is in Chesed's inbox. The ID of the sender reveals them to be one Emily (just Emily) from Safety, a relatively senior Agent. Her voice is thick and hoarse like she'd been crying for a long, long while before the recording was made.]
...I just thought this was just some silly, stupid bullshit, y'know? Like with that weird You're Bald Abno or whatever. I mean, it sounds dumb as hell, right? A printer that gets your balls stuck in it— it's a fucking joke! It's like one of those stupid nonsense jokes Maxine always makes—!
...
[A long, shuddering breath is taken. Agent Emily exhales against the microphone, distorting the audio for a short time.]
...Made. I guess.
[A short pause.]
...I mean. This originated from your Department, right? I, I don't know anything about you but there had to be signs that something was wrong, right? You're not blind, right? You knew that people were getting hurt, or going to get hurt, right? Getting... getting stuck's a horrible feeling! And I had to watch Maxine get stuck, and I had to watch Maxine—!
...
...Maxine. Maxine. We... we were alone together, y'know? We were just hanging out. Just, y'know, talking. And it was just me and her if we both ignored the security cams and the Clerks, and we did ignore them, so as far as I cared it was perfect. I was gonna ask her out, and maybe it was stupid but I wanted it to be like one of her romance novels 'cuz I sometimes sneak in a chapter or two when she's not looking. She always read that kind of, of cheesy shit and I know she woulda appreciated it. But I know you don't care about that kind of stupid pointless shit, right? Why am I even telling you my goddamn life story?
[Emily lets out a humorless chuckle.]
...Well. I guess it's because you're the only one left to hear me now, even if all you do in the end is turn away and plug your ears like I bet you always do. Like what everyone here always does. It doesn't matter— tomorrow will once again be business as usual, right?
[Emily sniffles, choking down a sob. A pause— about two minutes and four seconds in length— ensues as she presumably attempts to regain composure.]
...I'm pretty damn strong, if I do say so myself, but I guess I wasn't strong enough to do anything that actually mattered. One of those damn printers came outta nowhere and just crushed her, just like that, and suddenly my first love is gone. Just like that. Isn't it ironic that the moment I decide to open my heart, it's squashed flat just like Maxine was?
It wasn't a quick death, either, y'know, but I bet you're already familiar with these kinds of stories, right? I bet you don't even feel anything when I tell you that I watched her bones struggle and splinter and snap beneath the weight. She made this horrible rattling, choking noise as she scrabbled at the floors so hard that her nails broke, and I felt the way her flesh tore as I pulled so hard so desperately at her arm that it came off altogether and somehow it was still warm against my cold-ass fingers that i would always press against the back of her neck just to see her jump and curse at me
but now she will always be colder than my fingers
I know it wanted it to hurt. It wanted her to hurt. It wanted me to hurt and it killed her with the same kind of slow and loving care that i used to reserve for her
and this could have been prevented right ?thiswas a pointless death pointless s,uffering everything everything meaningless how could you how could you
always turn a blind eye
to these losses? do you lower your head and
imagine that
these unending tears of your employees are just rain,
and that our eternally piling corpses with faces twisted in every imaginable agony are just lumps of rotting mud beneath your feet,
and that the ever-thickening stench of our blood and our terror is just sweet petrichor in the air ?
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...Well. So much for Welfare... pfft.
[The recording ends abruptly. Later inquiry reveals that Emily had jumped into Blue Star shortly afterwards, dragging Maxine's remains with her.]
(Chesed is standing in the corner of the hallway, absently spraying printers and listening to the recording. On the wall is a screen where a video tape of the security cameras is paused.)
...
A dead agent, not even from my department- and it's my fault, again. Just as always. I'll... try my best to get those printers down, though I'm not sure how they got here myself. The manager has just called Rabbit Team and the facility received a notification for an unannounced threat... I'm sorry, Emily.
(He puts his device up, and scrolls through the security tapes again, before abruptly closing it. Soon, an announcement can be heard ringing through the halls of the Welfare team.)
Everybody, listen up! There is one printer in the printer room that is controlling everything. It is also responsible for turning clerks into new printers, as well. I need all my female-at-birth fighters to direct all their attention to that printer, while everybody else capable of fighting need to watch the hallways and make sure nothing else gets out. Any clerk who is unable to protect themselves should take refuge in my office or Mirror of Adjustment's containment unit, are we clear?
#caffietism#the printer incident#ooc tags#oh my god oh my fuck what do you MEAN somebody typed all of that for a silly roleplay thing#hello this is so peak?????#what#holy#oh my gos#hot DAMN bro
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Take a shot every time my brother makes a quicksilver joke related to some shit i do im literally going to kick his ass
#snap chats#we just got back from grocery shopping and i got some coffee thing#and granted i never drink coffee and I Get Why Tired College Students Drink Coffee Now#in any case i already talk fast By Default and i was just talkin bout that with me bro#and i was like ‘no yeah i talk fast cause mom would always cut me off as a kid’ and this. ASS was like ‘quicksilver moment’#see pietro just talks like that because hes genetically predisposed to do everything fast#/I/ talk like this because i feel like im gonna get cut off or i wont have time to explain myself if not#we are NOT the same#anyways uhhh what was i gonna do 🧍 oh yeah#im gonna see nosferatu in like two hours :) nicholas hoult in that …. hello king …#so crazy h gonna be in superman next year too… im so excited …#anyway im gonma like. idk eat or something. will i ????#we’ll see. maybe ill doodle my last post in the meantime 💀#not that any of YOU will ever know … heh…. im mean 😔#ok bye
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so we can add "stupid" to blur's list of traits
#bro what the fuck do you MEAN “the neverseen probably won't suspect them of being dangerous”#this is the NEVERSEEN!!!! they're notorious for knowing ANYTHING can be dangerous when used correctly!!!! hello!!!! get me out of here!!!!#are you stupid!!!!#these are the guys that took down a whole-ass castle with nothing more than elvin skills that everyone else underestimates#you REALLY think. THESE are the SAME PEOPLE who are gonna go#“ah yes we should underestimate certain talents based on arbitrary public perception that we don't even agree with and work to work around”#these guys? bro tell me you don't know your enemy without telling me you don't know your fucking enemy!!!! kill! me! now!#kotlc#kotlc blur#anti blur#<- just in case. sorry i hate stupid characters. pet peeve of mine#kotlc nightfall#nightfall
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So I finished the finale a few hours ago
And don’t get me wrong I loved most of that shit
Just enough conflicting emotions that it slayed and not pushed me away
Nandor and Guillermo having that whole moment with the stake at the throat hello?!?
Something something nandor being in love despite being angy
Something something about that cerimony hits different idk
GUILLERMO WITH A BEARD (I mean I know Harvey Guillén has a beard a lot but still)
Also memo my beloved you’re so real for that I would struggle with the murder too but also ahh I just want yall to have a happy ending and date already
But most importantly
WTF NOW I (WE) HAVE TO WAIT FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG AGAIN 😭😭
It was a great ep tho slayed
#wwdits#triple fandom interconnection with ofmd good omens and wwdits is real#wwdits series#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#actually means so much to me#he’s so silly and sweet but also a fucking badass hello#memo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#ly clueless#love you bro but get your shit together and admit you love Guillermo#nandor the helpless fr#I love them#so so much#but they are idiots#my abu wouldn’t get far into this because she’s not a fan of vampire but I just know she would look at Guillermo and be like ay pobrecitooo
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💀💀💀💀💀
#tell my why my father felt the need to throw out SO MUCH MONEY. AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST#I'm this close 🤏🤏🤏🤏 to tell him to bring that back#the dude really thinks money equals love#bro you can't BUY HER AFFECTION LITERALLY DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT DON'T THROW OUT SO MUCH MONEY FOR NOTHING#I'm so angry wtf#wtffff#johnny's silly rambles#what do i do now???#I don't want to blow the surprise..#i mean my mum kinda knows what he'd buy#but this???????#i think i scared her already with my reaction just now💀#fml why is he like this😐#hello you don't get much money and maybe we want to eat still#like fuck off man#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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thinking so hard about cam but they can lose main parts of their body which scuttle off and become their own things. so depending on how many fingers/toes/limbs they lost there’s a weird implication of like. who got replaced
S1 of The Boys - He’s missing is right index finger. It takes form of his childhood dog 💪🏽 continues to live on as its own sentient being.
they steadily start missing more as the seasons go by.
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once again i am being subjected to "educational courses on generative AI" (lengthy advertisements that the higher ups want us to watch so they can say that we are trained in AI)
#it's a contact year we need to show that we spend a lot of tiem not only maintaining this stuff but also learning and improving the produc#we provide#they never define what they mean by AI or how the AI actually works its driving me insane#whoah this adobe ai can generate an image for you and insert it into the image you have have without learning photoshop#yeah but HOW. where are these images being pulled from? what methods are used to produce this shit#HOLY SHIT: most programmers dont actually spend that much time programming. they actually spend a lot of time in meetings. helping coworker#reading emails. reading documentation. HELLO???? YES??? THOSE ARE NORMAL THINGS TO DO???#yes attending meetings is annoying but the solution is to fucking reduce the amount of meetings and ensuring that meetings are efficient#NOT TO ADD AI????#the stupid fucking AI building half ur code isnt gonna reduce the time spent looking at documentation!!!! u can't trust the AI to be accura#to be accurate so ur gonna have to go to the documentation anyway!!!#“u can just code not worrying about syntax blah blah��� so writing psuedocode??? doing a top down approach to get the big idea#and then write the little stuff later???#im so fucking livid this is SO DUMB#literally all the shit they mentioned in passing sounds actually useful instead of the generative AI bs#no i dont need a little guy to write my code for me#but a guy who checks my syntax? that suggests i look at a particular function from the library? that sounds useful!!!#“if i ask this thing how to do X it will tell me how with steps!”#Okay so will the documentation???? hello????#omfg this guy conviently skipped over the part where the AI gave a WRONG ANSWER#bro i can read the screen it did NOT accurately describe the game#“have it generate the game for you” the point of the little shit is to learn how to do stuff so you can apply it to the big shit#god im just so enraged#mr supervisor is this a good use of company resources?#you are billing t he client for ME learning ai bullshit#sir you having me sit through hours of learning the newest buzzword concepts. is this a good use of 8 hrs the client pays for me to be here#chit chat
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I'm around the end of Sae's arc (which is where the beginning scene happened! Oooo) and like, I just wanna say, I have beef with this guy:
NPC number whatever with his haughty ass, who are you to decide Who gets killed, WDYM "Find them and kill them all" THEY'RE KIDS?!?!?!!?!? YOU GROWN ASS MAN WANT TO KILL KIDS I WANT HIM IN JAIL BRO HE SHOULD BE THE ONE IN JAIL NOT THE PHANTOM THIEVES
#aria rants#he may not know their ages tbf but like at the same time wtv the FUCK do you mean kill em all??????? for what crime hello#''thievery'' and the hypothetical possibility with no clear evidence of being the one suspected of causing mental shutdowns#wtv happened to find them and restrain them for the proper procedure that is interrogation (which is also ASS BTW)#p5's corrupted justice system is so on point that it just makes my blood boil like bro-- can that man be jobless i want him suffering#beefing with a npc that appeared for only 1 second like-- i aint accepting this slander towards my dearest adopteds
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shaking my fucking cage my grad school app is due friday and the only thing preventing me from submitting it is that everyone i ask for a letter of rec is taking their sweet fucking time
#asked three profs back in the FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY#and only one has submitted#so i asked two of my supervisors from my other job#but apparently they might not be 'permitted' to write letters of rec for employees anymore#WJATEVER THAT MEANS !!!!#so now im boutta go crawling back to my intenrship supervisor from a whole year ago#like hi bestie my internship had nothing to do with what im going to grad school for or what my current job is#but like. im out of options#also sorry i havent talked to you since i graduated. can you wrtie me a whole letter of rec in . checks my calendar. three days#AUGH#AND EVEN THEN I STILL NEED ONE MORE ?!?!?!?#im literaly about to ask my fucking michaels framing manager at this fucking point#these god damn professors im like HI. HELLO. ARE YOU ALIVE?#and its just RADIO SILENCE#like BRO. you told me you would a month ago and now when im like hey. whats going on. you just ghost me?!??!?!#at least tell me hey i actually dont have the time to do it anymore so sorry#like its the fact i have no fucking idea whats going on with these people#and my other job supervisors are totally willing to write these letters for me its just the fucking corporate higher ups#like hi. its not like i need a letter of rec for another job. im applying to an educational program#and one that will actively make me better at this very job#why the fuck would you not permit my supervisors to help me pursue this when it only possibly benefits liteally everyone involved here#brot posts
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Oh ok [Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock] [For Now]
keep that rock on standby i still dont know if i need to wrap my grubby mitts around yokoyama's neck yet
#snap chats#BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELLO ?????#I MEAN I KNEW THE PROPOSAL THING WASN'T GOING TO BE /THE THING/ ABOUT LAD8 BUT STILL#please imagine if it was and that was the whole plot. just ichi running around asking people how to propose#did i make this joke already if i did im making it again my memory's short#anyhow no bruh ichi walkin in that prison ready to see jo like 'hey what do you know about proposals'#and now jo gotta look at him like through the prison glass like🧍♂️??? girl nothing. absolutely NOTHING 😭#in any case........ 2024 pleaaaaassse get here soon the universe is TESTING ME YO
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My life is like if you mix all the perfect ingredients for a cake and then an ostrich comes out of the oven
#it's just not happening bro#why am i so cool but my life is so lame#what do you mean you start being overly helpful and chase me down to say hello and watch me from afar and grab my arm but ur not interested#when you were going to drive me home while any of the girls present could have done it. when you helped me set up alone in a dark room#your relationship doesn't protect you from being like this!!
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He is so stupid 😊
#pinoke.txt#video#their whole conversation was so goofy#'if YOU see anything I'll scream!'#girl what tf does that even mean??? 😭😭 hello?????#bro i'm gonna be honest i do not like ep 1 😭😭 i am an episode one hater#everything about this ep makes me so m a d
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took my shirt off to jump into the freezing ah frost off my ass cheeks river water for the end of the season and this guy. goes "nice pants" as he looks me up and down. guess im krilling myself !!!
#im convinced hes a corn addict and that d be mean to say#except its so clear#some crocs had like those peach jibbitz in em and he went “whose crocs are these? why are there peaches??”#“..bro.. theyre just peaches”#“well yeah but yk they also mean something else.. i know what this person means lol”#..hello what#literally yesterday (i was gone but there were multiple victims) he walked into the women's bathroom where my friend and my other friend#were yk. in there#and he . saunters in. he literally walks into the bathroom to talk to my friend . hello#he makes such an emphasis about anything i say. like ik im making a freaky joke lol. you do not need to start announcing#“J NEEDS TWO NUTS”#..k#he said it again after we got out too#and when he did this fleck of spit like left his mouth and flew off into the wind#he also has no semblance of personal boundaries and gets up into everyone's space. esp the girls. he keeps touching em hello#xiao where are you. i need manslaughter immediately
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