#love you bro but get your shit together and admit you love Guillermo

[the-lesbian-orpheus]

So I finished the finale a few hours ago

And don’t get me wrong I loved most of that shit

Just enough conflicting emotions that it slayed and not pushed me away

Nandor and Guillermo having that whole moment with the stake at the throat hello?!?

Something something nandor being in love despite being angy

Something something about that cerimony hits different idk

GUILLERMO WITH A BEARD (I mean I know Harvey Guillén has a beard a lot but still)

Also memo my beloved you’re so real for that I would struggle with the murder too but also ahh I just want yall to have a happy ending and date already

But most importantly

WTF NOW I (WE) HAVE TO WAIT FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG AGAIN 😭😭

It was a great ep tho slayed

[tigerdrop]

ok so heres the gist of it

i workshopped this at 4 in the morning in a fit of passion by blowing up my roommates phone with 800 messages, who puts up with me graciously and for reasons unknown

my groundbreaking idea: nandor knows that guillermo wants him to make him a vampire Insanely Badly but keeps blowing him off bc nandors worried that when guillermos not his familiar anymore, he wont have any reason to hang around anymore..........hell just go off and do his own vampire thing.........

nandors probably way more codependent w guillermo than he would wanna admit too, like a funny concept would be nandor having to go a day or two without guillermo doing all his familiarly duties and nandor is basically non functional w/o him

i imagine the other vampires getting irritated at just how fucking much he asks for guillermo and talks about him and mopes about him without realizing hes doing it........so they also probably have a strong incentive for not turning guillermo into a vampire (i was thinking about this what with nadja and laszlo turning ppl into vampires basically whenever they feel like it and for no good reason, like, why wouldnt they just do it for him??? bc nandor turns into a little whiney mopey bitch without his best buddy around thats why)

so thats a fun idea in and of itself but the most key thing i wanted to write was nandor finally admitting why hes been jerking guillermo around for 10 yrs and guillermo being like.........what? no? are u crazy??? youre amazing dude youre my best friend (except, like, mega awkward bc there are a lot of poorly-repressed gay feelings happening here but there is also a camera crew. how are u supposed to have a Moment in these circumstances)

100% inspired by the way guillermo just like. beamed at him while he was giving his big self confidence speech on top of the car. thats big "i love u bro" energy. but also like they clearly love spending time together most of the time and that is that gay shit i live for. just taking my best bro out flying like a real vampire for totally platonic reasons. normal and not weird

basically in the end i really want to write the scene we all deserve: nandor making guillermo into a vampire for real and it being intensely homoerotic. quit jerking guillermo around 2k20 i have a related idea i wanna try to squeeze in too but i need to workshop it to be more funny than straight-up horny bc i am a firm believer that fanfic is at its best when it emulates the tone of the source material

and that is: guillermo still calls nandor "master" after he gets turned just out of habit. and when nandors like "youre not my familiar anymore you dont have to do that" guillermos like "oh......welll......i kinda want to?"

nandor, looking directly at the camera for a few seconds: "....okay,"

theres an 80% chance i dont actually write that bit bc it would be too much but it would still be funny so whatever

i dont know what to do with the whole vampire hunter thing yet but if i finish this fic before the 2nd season comes out maybe i dont have to worry about it. im not worrying about it. Everythings Fine

anywsy. thats my ideas. thanks

working on a really good fic for what we do in the shadows but i gotta finish the last 2 eps still so my "guillermo actually gets turned into a vampire" idea doesnt get instantly decanonized before i get to tbe good bits......aghiahahah