#BRO!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
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i loked content warning so much that i bought copies of lethal company for me and my friends, and that shit was a blast oh ny god.
I think my favorite moment is when you're separated and you die, and you find out someone else has alread died and yall are just sitting there like "How did you die?!" and laughing over it
or when you die and you go to spectate and your friends who already got back to the ship are talking shit about you
#its like very sitcom levels of comedy#there was a fun moment where i managed to get stuck somewhere and my friend immediately put on the mask#so i'm trying to get out of this fucking divot while his puppet ass is holding out his hands like he wants to strangle me#and the whole time we think our third friend died so we're like ''fuck we're the only ones''#eventually i get out and manage to dodge the puppet#but i left behind my loot and im cocky enough to think if i managed to get out without dying once.. i can do it again#so i try and this time he kills me#AND THEN WE'RE SPECTATING OUR FRIEND WHO'S SITTING IN THE SHIP LIKE ''Wonder where those other guys are...''#BRO!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!#the last thing we heard from him was ''Ahh the bees! I'm gonna die!!''#so wHY WOULD WE THINK HIS ASS WAS SITTING PRETTY ON THE SHIP#the fucker.....the absolute shit....#i love those guys so much i had so much fun
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair š¤¦š½āāļøš¤¦š½āāļø#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
#ramble#neurotypicals don't interact i'm tired of explaining why showering is the bane of my fucking existence#my thought process is like#go for run -> get all sweaty and gross -> NEED to shower -> ahah get clean motherfucker#i don't think i can get away with not doing it rn it's too damn hot#also they should invent a version of the feeling you get after a run that doesn't involve actually running. bc starting up again HURTS#but i. refuse to go back to the gym it's just too Much there#jogging is great bc there's the sun and grass and DOGS and gym bros don't bother you
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And y'know what, fuck it
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#cater diamond#trey clover#idia shroud#ortho shroud#jade leech#treykei#treyjade#shroudcest shippers dni#you know that motherfucker trey isn't getting enough sleep at night#bro takes care of others to distract himself from his own depression#and you canāt convince me otherwise
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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?
LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#leo valdez drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus smut#op's birthday#op's bday smutathon#off to a poppin start am I right ladies#also funny story#my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries#long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had#and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality#the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers#so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft#i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was#I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit#like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW#HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE#before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment#so yeah#going through it!
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The last page of Chapter #00 of Trigun
The last page of Trigun Maximum
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS ??? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS??
#Trigun#trigun maximum#trimax#I NEVER REALIZED#I just opened the doc for my book club reread#and just went.. wait#WAIT#OMG#Nightow you motherfucker#you did it again#bro#and so the song of life persist#it's so cool TOT)
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if tbros stopped making these shitty redefinitions of transmisogyny like yesterday, itād be too soon. missing the forest for the trees just to try and legitimize some antifeminism while othering trans women. transmisogyny doesnāt just āintersectā misogyny and transphobia, itās made there; trans women are not targeted for our masculinity (real or imagined), they are targeted for being women you are allowed to hit because of their transness, because you can say they arenāt women. transmisogyny is misogyny. you are failing to actually use intersectionality while stealing its language.
and we experience this misogyny in the same ways as other women! a trans woman being told to be quiet in feminism because of her āāmale socializationāā is experiencing misogyny in the same way a cis woman feminist might be told sheās a man hater; the root issue (āI donāt like women who stand up for themselves against gender and think they shouldnātā) is the same regardless of how misogynists manifest it. obfuscating this fact so that you can avoid reckoning with your own transmisogyny, and to argue better for the existence of situational but somehow systemic misandry in our patriarchal society while mansplaining misogyny is, to be blunt, deeply pathetic. drawing lines and dividing people for no reason while describing stock transphobia. what trans woman hasnāt had her femininity weaponized against her? are you so deeply trapped in bioessentialist thought that you literally canāt imagine analysis that evolves past outdated ideas of sex based oppression being everything? you are not ontologically incapable of violence
#like he has a post complaining abt ppl not understanding intersectionality and privilege but then says this#so did you actually remember the fucking Crenshaw essay or are you just a dumb motherfucker? because it seems like youāre dumb#heās posting Audre lorde hierarchy of oppressions and then this shit like bro have some shameā¦#kvetching#tbros
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doesnt it drive you crazy
how fast the night changes
YUUUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
#mha#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha 430#bnha 430#motherfucker he really said we're gonna be rivals forever even if i have to finance that shit#sugar rivals if you will#bro wants to get his hand held so bad š©š¤£
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Dragon of the Sun by @forestwhisper3
(Ch.5&6>)
You know, it was kind of weird...
Mikey sat on the living room couch, the sci-fi movie he was watching fading into the background after a really campy fight scene between two psychics reminded him of something.
The first time he'd had a freaky dream that ended up sort of true, he'd chalked it up to some weird crystal mumbo-jumbo messing with him. He figured it was a one-and-done sort of thing, especially since he hadn't had another since leaving the underground city.
But now it had happened again, and this time there were no crystals to blame.
GAHHHH!!!! THIS FIC!!! MYSTIC MIKEY BUT IT'S 03 MIKEY!!!!! This fic has my whole damn heart, holy shit! Author does a fantastic job diverging from canon and giving us all the family feels and character depth that the show didn't. My heart? Palpating, pumping, melting onto the damn floor!! Go read it!!!
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#tmnt mikey#tmnt leo#ultimate drako#tmnt griddex#tmnt donnie#my art#fic fanart#good gods this took me a WHILE#had to sketch the 03 boys a bit before I felt confident enough to draw em again#also Ultimate Drako my Beloathed you motherfucker I hope I never have to draw you again#although I DO admit that I think I did great on em#woulda taken me even longer if I didn't restrict myself to a page per chapter#might still doodle more cuz AHHH there's so many good scenes in this fic!!#also also sorry not sorry for drawing Mikey crying in 3 out of 4 pages lol#he gets immediately comforted by his bros (even an alt universe one) so it's okay!! (kinda)
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Hear me out
#HEAR ME THE HELL OUT.#HE IS SUCH AN INTERESTING FELLOW TO ME#HIS SOUND EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. HIS DESIGN IS SO GOOD LOOK AT HIS HAIR.#THE FUCKING SWAG HE HAS MY GODDDDD#it might help that heās purple now that Iām thinking about it. but thatās not the only reason I like him#I just. this is a good game#this is a great game and Iām having fun and I love this stupid motherfucker so much#have you seen him run? his stupid little run? how could you not love him???#mario bros#mario and luigi#mario and luigi brothership#ten Mario and Luigi#mario and luigi ten#extension corps#Starry speaks#legit so sorry Iām not active Iāve been in a cave playing this nonstop for days#Iāll be more active eventually. eventually
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Video: Does no one find it ironic that sanji fans and zoro fans argue as much as Sanji and Zoro? Me (A Sanji Fan): ... The zoro fans started it.
#zoro bros#you know who i mean#constantly starting shit#motherfuckers#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#wings of the pirate king
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Every time I draw or think about human Dust sans he has to be trans masc and I simply do not make the rules.
#utmv#sans aus#dust sans#human dust sans#trans dust sans#fucking hell#BRAINROT HELP ME#ANYONE ELSE?#brain worms#undertale#murder sans#but trans masc#flutters eyelashes#WHENEVER I DRAW THEM AS HUMANS LIKE dust is trans masc and killer is some level of non binary and horror genderfluid and cross is#a cis king dude bro collecting all of the gay PokƩmon cards and and nightmare just is nightmare and he does drag for fun thank you and#cross is a gay ass bicon motherfucker and he gets them all all the colorful gendered joyfriendsand yes he likes to show off the pretty shin#Trans#singing#loud trans singing like a siren pulling people deep into the brainrot#Cmere little gay people who like bones
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Heās just soā¦.
#I donāt even know#I just want to gobble him up#his LIPS bro#help#link neal#you handsome motherfucker#rhett and link#gmmore 2653
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Yāall donāt understand how much I need to watch Suo fucking Hayato lose his shit and go off on someone or something.
No
#hayato suo x reader#suo hayato#Iām fucking losing it imagine if he bro#āļø ora talks#you gonna lie to me and say this motherfucker is no batshit crazy youāre a liar#i love this fucking man#but if you tell me that he isnāt the nicest sweetest most rage filled person. I know you fucking lying#shawty bad. like morally#NO THAT ONE MANGA PANNEL WASNT IT DAWG#I am taking anyone in. a fight heās angrier than Kaji š«#I need him to like kill someone or something or me idk#i digress#i am the problem
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Porter and Jace both being masochists is so fun to me bc you just know in all their past relationships people were like āoh I love that stuff! Some light choking and spanking would be fun~ā
Jace ends up having explain that he wants to be body slammed, slapped, used, abused and choked within an inch of his life and every time theyāre like āwoah okay thatās a bit much..ā
And for Porter heās like ājust fuckin beat the shit out of me.ā And everyone is like āIāll do it if your promise not to get mad.ā He doesnāt promise and they run for the fucking hills.
So by the time that theyāre sleeping together it really is just WWE in the bedroom to make up for lost time.
#theyāre just the definition of match each otherās freak#theyāre a hazard to each other and themselves bc they just WONT pick a safe word#Jace has used safe words in the past but with Porter thereās just- heās like āidk why but I trust this motherfuckerā#and Porter is like āhe can take it I know heās capableā and everyone he voices it to is like ābro thatās fucked up.ā and heās like#āif you heard what freak shit Jace is into youād know that my shit is foreplay for the main courseā#jace stardiamond#porter cliffbreaker#dimension 20#starbreaker#jaceporter#fantasy high#aguefor staff ramblings#nsft
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(+A Bonus poll)
#comment section#youtube comments#comments#commenting#waluigi#super mario#super mario bros#princess peach#mario bros#mario#super mario wonder#luigi nintendo#luigi mario#luigi my beloved#super mario brothers#bowser#yoshi#waluigi time#you sexy thing#you sexy motherfucker#drawfee#youtuber#youtube#youtube channel#mario and luigi#bowser jr#kamek#bowser koopa
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