#I just want to gobble him up
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He’s just so….
#I don’t even know#I just want to gobble him up#his LIPS bro#help#link neal#you handsome motherfucker#rhett and link#gmmore 2653
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silly guy that has no eye
#the mechanisms#gunpowder tim#fanart#the mechs#the mechs fanart#why is he so fun to draw#i just want to gobble him up
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is somebody gonna match my freak (being completely and genuinely earnest and unafraid to sound cheesy or weird and just honestly expressing joy and interest in being alive)
#need to put this on my tinder bio fr#it’s all I want#if you can’t be real… if you can’t look at a little bird on the sidewalk and go omg birdie… it just won’t work out ok#anyways I had a seagull chilling nearby my car today while I was eating fries in the McDonald’s parking lot and I tossed him a couple fries#just from my car window yknow. he gobbled them up and stayed in the same spot the whole time. we are now best friends <3
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wrt the amazing digital circus, i'm very interested to see where it's heading; personally i don't think the show has really clicked with me yet. some elements of the pacing and character acting don't QUITE do it for me, but i definitely feel like it's a show that's still finding its footing and figuring out exactly how it wants to execute its storytelling
but anyway, what i think is most interesting about it so far is that this one line delivery from jax has been the most effective hook for me
like this episode had an entire scene with two characters confronting the existential nightmare of their current reality, but THIS is the moment that really got me thinking about what it must feel like to be in this situation, and how consequences might manifest in future
#banebabbles#jax got x10 more interesting with just this one line#i think it's the fact that he clearly means it. like his cynicism and cruelty has been played mostly for laughs before now#he's a jackass and he's mean and he talks big game about wanting to mess things up for others#but right here im like. oh he ACTUALLY wants to hurt other people#and there's somethiiing just a little somethiiiiing theeeere about him so ready to fuck over and even kill Fakey AI NPCs#when he and the others aren't even technically their real selves and just digital facades#like actually yeah. im willing to gobble it up. im wanna see this rabbit hit his fucking limit
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GOSH LINK NEAL
#i know we've heard this fact somewhere before#tjat he was number one in his class#but fuuuuuck#hearing it again makes me go JSKSJFKSFHKF#VERY FERAL#LIKE OH MY GOODNESS#MY LINKYPOO IS A SMART MAN#HE IS BEST BOY#BY ALL MEANS#AND I JUST#i'm a sapiosexual so just djdkfkjdirfidhskzbflgo#espeicially when it coems to math???#my brain loses focus because i TOO love math#anf for someone else to love math and be GOOD in math just as much as me???#FUCKING DELICIOUS#I WANT TO GOBBLE HIM UP#derryn being whipped hours#derryn ranting about her niche obsessions#oh my linkypoo#i love you linkypoo#gmm
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ik kaveh is pretty and peak twink energy but don't you dare belittle and neglect this man. he walked so dendro would run. he was its face for 2 whole years. he was the victim to so many fake leaks i am almost doubting this drip marketing. he was the real dendro archon to me and many others for these 2 years
and he has the sluttiest waist ive seen ever since xiao
AND he's the first canon he/she transfem character as his model was leaked to be lady_catalyst so. have some decorum and thank her 🙄
#he's so pretty i want to eat him whole#just. unhinged my jaw and gobble him up#i have a thing for snake handlers. i love him. i need him. but i also need the twink and nahida so. pain !#genshin baizhu
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well... despite my best efforts i sure as hell managed to land Berci in the middle of a love triangle ✌️
which is both very funny bc pffff lmao imagine fighting over him but at the same time it's really frustrating bc... yeah
#hablaty#bee gee three posting#ngl i'm low-key tempted to have him ditch both of them and just not romance anyone#even tho i can see both ends play out really well#bc the thing is i did kinda write of berci as someone who would not work with gél bc of the weave scene#but as it's playing out with the two of them bonding over how they have no friends aside from their pets#and getting their asses handed to them by the shadow cursed lands#i can kinda see this work it's pretty cute#i still think that gél deserves someone with braincells tho#on the other hand there is l'z#and like that was my first choice for berci even when i was even more undecided that i am now#bc they are very funny together and very cute together and i could just gobble them up with a silver spoon#it's great it's adorable it involves hand to hand combat what more could you want#but at the same time i also feel l'z too deserves someone with a stronger personality#so it's all very hmmmm i'll probably flip a coin or something
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jjk s2 looks so pretty like they really paid extra attention to it
#it's just so aesthetically pleasing i want to gobble it up#everything looks so good#that intro of geto was everything it really sets the tone like the things he's seen and what made him turn out like that#and their differences how gojo was the on who hated the week not geto it's all so#jjk s2#jjk spoilers
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i want to eat basil hallward look at how cute he is like he's so pookie bb gurl look at his big sad eyes and his littol glasses and his silly littol melancholy smile. He's so soft actually I think. The only things the 2009 movie did right was basil and the blowjob. We're besties actually but I wouldn't say that too because all his besties turn out to be toxic exes <33
#tpodg#basil hallward#I want to gobble him up#I mean this in like a way you'd want to gobble ur puppy#Or is it just me am I just being weird
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very brave of the yellowjackets writers to be like 'hey, what if eating your friend was a bad thing?'
#🐇#yellowjackets#I appreciate it though loved the opening scene love the aftermath of last week#I don't understand nat though like rip jackie you might be what helps us survive the winter#like maybe if you had kept some leftovers but you gobbled her up in one sitting#the whole bird thing happened but I doubt nat will make the connection there like lottie surely will#I'd also imagine now that ben can finally eat because of the birds but he might be passively suicidal like jackie was#and we know how that went. he should've quit his job and had indoor heating someone that loves him and gay sex#I still really hate the adult timeline. I love jeff and lottie's stuff is getting interesting but that's about it#I'm kinda wondering if lottie will start the cannibal rituals now after the hive vision at the end#idk I think I'm traumatized from other shows trying to shock people so I need to make theories#and I think maybe with this show the simplest explanation is the answer so I'm trying not to make theories#even though I think antler queen jackie would be so fun like it's probably just lottie#also needs to be said I dislike misty and showtunes even more now the girls should have probably had them for brunch already#and also I'm like convinced that shauna has a personality disorder like I won't say she didn't have feelings for jackie#but like she wanted to be jackie more than she wanted to be with jackie#there are many other reasons but yeah totally sure of it now#anyway I could probably say more but I have to start packing! so goodbye for now!
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Why does homestuck have such interesting character themes ffs. I'm constantly thinking about how Grandpa Harley was literally an object and how it relates to Jake's objectification.
#homestuck#jake english#grandpa harley#god i want nothing more than to eat jake#gobble him up#hes so !!!!!????!!!!!????? *EATS HIM*#idk if its some weird kind of cuteness agression#i just find him so interesting and complex that i want to like. devour him
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so lovek, in a modern verse, is full-blooded russian & his family is very rich because they have connections to underground crime networks, but lovek is very like. sheltered when it comes to that. because his father doesn't want him to have anything to do with that. he owns a little book store, funded by his fathers money ofc, and lives a pretty secluded and quiet life. he spent time abroad, esp in america, cuz he is secretly obsessed with cowboys and wanted to spend time at a ranch with horses and stuff. like a crazy person.
#and in the witch world i created for him#this is all exactly the same except that he is incredibly powerful witch#like the most powerful witch there could be#and that's why his father has connections with underground crime syndicates because his father is also a witch#they're called sin eaters and they eat memories#like just plucks them right out of a persons head and gobbles them up! like it never happened!#but it makes them violently sick to do it so lovek wants nothing to do with that life
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SaL anon here friend for just a brief note. This episode just made me sad. Not the good sad-but-the-hurt-comfort-will-be-worth-it sad, just sad. I'm not going to bring The Discourse into your inbox, but I think I'll just pretend this episode doesn't exist (except of course for the fabulous attempt at sex doll resuscitation by Nancy) until next week. Also where the hell are Paul, Marjan, and Mateo??!! These characters are more interesting than just fun banter, give them screentime dammit!!
This episode was....fine. Like, I laughed at some of the Owen/O'Brian shenanigans but I do not give one single fuck about O'Brian so why would I care about his neo-nazi nephew? I said in the tags on a couple of posts that I'm not here to watch the FBI investigate a terrorist plot, or some kind of Criminal Minds torture-fest (next week is the episode I'm kind of dreading a bit 🤷🏻♀️), there are other shows out there for people who enjoy that! I'm here to watch first responders go out on calls! Sometimes they're funny, sometimes suspenseful and exciting, sometimes the crew is in danger and it's stressful, and sometimes they get confronted with something that applies to their personal life and helps to move that arc along for them.
We have.....not gotten a lot of first responding in these last two episodes. And consequently, we are getting very little for the 126, and basically NOTHING for Paul, Marjan and Mateo except for a few quips. Nancy too, but Brianna has ATE every scene she's been in this season and she at least got to have some input on Tommy's storyline in the first 2 episodes. I don't just want Paul, Marjan, and Mateo (Grace, Nancy, Judd as well but they're getting *something* at least) each to have 1.5 episodes centered around them, I want to see them involved in other characters' stories every week and doing their jobs on multiple calls! We had ONE team call out during the episode these past two weeks and probably the same next week. This is like, the other side of the coin from the problem the OG is having which is too many calls with nothing to tie into the mains' arcs and long set up to fill time, where as LS is having some enjoyable calls but so few of them and they are trying to cram too much outside plot into the episode so we loose the first responder element a bit.
As for the Carlos/Tarlos stuff it's also...fine. (I'm more worried about them leaning into the creepy factor next week like his last detective storyline because that shit is Not For Me.) I personally enjoyed the scenes with Iris and Carlos (though it's hard to reconcile them being so ride-or-die after having zero idea they were anything more than vaguely acquainted through Michelle before now), and I liked that he believed her when the detective didn't and I like that they aren't trying to pretend like she's "cured" now. I'm not too worried about the angst because I get Carlos kinda shutting down and blaming himself and everything he and TK brought to Iris' doorstep all at once, but I feel like we aren't getting ANY idea what is going on in TK's head. He had a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene with Tommy but that was all about Iris not where his head is at, he and Carlos aren't talking about it, does Owen even KNOW?! Because we haven't seen Owen and TK even talk this season (WHAT?!), he hasn't gotten to sit with Judd or Nancy or any of the 126 and vent, not even his sponsor has had a mention! This IS a Carlos centric storyline so I'm not surprised we're seeing his POV and his interactions with Iris, but because the show is spending SO. MUCH. FUCKING. TIME on this Owen plot right now too, were not getting to see TK's side of this (though hopefully next week!), while still having time for a call (singular because god forbid these first responders get to do any first responding).
It's all just...fine. It's fine to watch, I'm laughing, and holding my breath, and yelling for Carlos to look out behind him, but then the hour ends and it's all just....fine. I get ending on the Carlos cliffhanger, but I would rather have some angst in the form of TK calling and calling and leaving measages to ask when Carlos is coming home overlayed by Carlos getting taken, than to save it all for next week and rely on torture for the angst, but that's just a personal preference for me and I wanted more than just one episode of TK being frantic that something is wrong and Carlos isn't answering. 🤷🏻♀️
To end on a lighter note, Nancy deserves an Oscar, even if it's justa handmade one by the team, for her dramatic performance reacue of Crissy (alexa, play "Chrissy Wake Up"), and Tommy and TK can get little mini Supporting Role statues as well. Definitely a highlight of the season so far.
#my sweet nonnie friends#sleeping at last anon#911 lone star#lone star spoilers#tk strand#carlos reyes#tarlos#anti owen strand#for blacklisting purposes#i don't hate him i really don't but GOD give him a storyline centered on the 126 and his team and his son!#STOP with the random side plots that have nothing to do with anyone else and that gobble up screentime!#ANYWAY#i am curious about what you really didn't enjoy#so if you want to vent in my inbox and just not have me publish it you can if you want to avoid diskhorse#i did see stills with marjan in them and nearly cried because i miss her#but it also looked like she's getting in trouble for something soooo 🫤
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#sorry for continuing electionposting i just. im still sitting with the fact that that man ran such a heinous campaign#anti-immigration with some of the most violent rhetoric i've ever seen and it was relentless#and over 70 million people gobbled it up and said yes i want this#and million of others did not care enough to vote against it#like. idk there's been all this talk about community building all week but i genuinely do not know how i build community with this#this man said haitian immigrants are eating pets and 70 million+ people agreed with him#and millions of others couldn't be bothered to tell him to go fuck himself by not giving him the fucking presidency#i think this election has broken something for a lot of us like community this that whatever how do we trust people to build that#i don't know how i ever will
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#I'm gonna talk into the void for a second#it's been so weird. like. idk how else to describe it#i drove home from work in a daze bc my best friend called to tell me the news#i ate then i locked myself up in my room and cried#now it's been a few days and that's become routine#i was so....idek yesterday that i cut of 5 inches of my hair#i miss him#and it's complicated bci know what he did to others but i also know what others did to him#he was just a kid when he was thrown into fame and with all the pressure and lack of adult guidance or help he didn't stand a chance#he was gobbled up by something bigger than himself and wrung out for money when he was still a kid wanting to please everyone#idk everything just feels weird#the sadness is really ugly and strange#having to compartmentalize has been tough#i had to let some of my students know that i was a huge fan of 1d so they'd shut up bc they were going on and on about him#they're good kids and immediately stopped talking about it but they were speaking so callously about a person's death#i avoid tumblr unless im home because you all get it#i feel so incredibly alone in this in real life#my best friend has been amazing and listened to everything i have to say but she doesn't get it. how could she? her idols are still alive#so i only come on here when i can completely feel everything#I've spent a couple of hours everyday on here crying with all of you because you all get it#this ugly weird thing. you all feel it too#it's been the way it was when the fandom was at it's most active. all of us discussing and feeling and being *together*#I'm so grateful to you all for always being here or for coming back and for understanding it#idk if i would have had a genuine place to go to for this outside of tumblr#and i think thats a testament to all we've been through and the kind of online spaces the boys cultivated#especially liam who always seemed to be so happy to interact with fans and fanart#im going to stop now or im going to keep rambling forever#rest in peace liam and thanks for everything#lp#❤
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Ok, today i found out edward would he drawn to my brain. This is both hilarious and terrifying.
I literally think he won't be able to keep up.
It'll go from fascinated story, to weird grossery list, to trauma, to a parade of crushes, back to magical fantasy world, panic i didn't do my homework.
Maybe he'll do my homework, so I'll have all the peace and quiet to finish my daydream... and I'd be tied into a parasocial bond that's one-sided and unaware of.
if i wrote twilight there'd be a kid in edward's class who Zones The Fuck Out and daydreams about a story they want to write, and edward would just tune in to watch like a tv show when he's bored in class and he gets genuinely invested and eventually he's like "i know EXACTLY how they can fix this plot hole that's bothering them but how can i tell them that when they don't KNOW i'm their first beta reader"
#edward#let's hope he wouldn't watch me sleep#i know he would#i talk in my sleep sometimes#he'll just hope to get more of the soap he's so invested in#he'll start taking care of me with food and protection because I'm the only thing that's cheering up his boring life#he'll greedily starts hoarding me because he doesn't want any distractions#no relationships for me#I'll become aware he's always staying at me#staring*#school doesn't do anything#he hasn't touched me or even ever spoke to me...#he's just closing in on me and my weird crazy brain. like a toy he using until it completely breaks down#he'll sometimes Mentions me to bella. comparing us. finding her lacking in that department#he'll visit my grave. leaves flowers. things about all the times he gobbled up my stories selfishly#things about how tragic my life was. lonely. like he didn't make it so by keeping everyone away.#saddened that I'm not still around to entertain him.#bella is so quiet...#he doesn't care for me at all#he just cares about what he misses.#thinks* not things#edward cullen#twilight Renaissance#twilight
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