#BOMB DISNEYLAND ?!

[spilladabalia]

Bomb Disneyland - Faster Bastard

[bro-strider-tgirl-tits]

I would love to randomly drop my lore here like I'm a father of sorts, but I can't do that simply because if it's random, it looks weird and even attention-grabbing. And I haven't found a funny enough context to insert any of it into yet.

[im-just-a-br0adway-baby]

Charlie barged into the hotel lobby with one foot, carrying a giant cardboard box and placing it on top of the bar. Husk looked at the princess, annoyed, and went back to drinking his booze as the rest of the crew made their way down to the lobby. Charlie said that morning that she was planning a big surprise later, so that box may have something to do with it.

“Everyone! I’m about to announce the surprise I talked about at breakfast this morning!” she said as she took the box off the bar and put it on the ground.

“Does the box have something to do with it?” Vaggie asked.

“It does; I was doing a little bit of research about things on Earth, and I found that their version of LuLu World does a rubber duckie race every year! Their cast members paint their own rubber duckies and they race them in the river on one of their rides! So, since dad was staying with us this week, I decided that we can do the same thing and race the duckies in the river at the park together!”

Charlie got a boxcutter from the kitchen and cut the tape from the box. She opened it to reveal the box filled with rubber duckies that she bought in bulk, even though she knew she was only going to need eight. She figured that she would give the rest to Lucifer since she knew he loved them so much. Lucifer squealed and lifted and hugged his daughter as tightly as he could before putting her down.

“Was that the same video you showed me last week and asked me if we could do that as a bonding exercise?” Lucifer asked.

“It is! I know that you made a whole bunch of rubber ducks, dad, so I thought we could all do it together as a bonding exercise today!”

The hotel’s crew made their way to the box of rubber ducks and each picked one out. While they all looked the same right now, they would not in a couple hours time and every one of them would put their heart and soul into creating a duck that they think will win their friendly little rubber duck race. Charlie went upstairs to get her art supplies from her room as the rest of the crew made their way to the kitchen and placed their ducks on the table. Once Charlie got back with her box of art supplies, she placed it on the kitchen table and took out the supplies one by one.

“I tried to find as many colors as I could in my room. You can use any of these paints to make your ducks. Just please, don’t paint any dicks on your duck. We’re racing them in a public place,” Charlie explained.

Angel Dust rolled his eyes and sulked in his seat. He sat back up and shrugged before grabbing paints with everyone else. He may have wanted to have an excuse to paint dicks all over a rubber ducky, but Angel had something better in mind for his duck. As everyone painted, Charlie decided to present hers to everyone else.

“I decided to make my duck look like the pattern of the walls of the hotel. I wanted to make a design of every one of you, but it wouldn’t fit on one duck and it wouldn’t be fair if I painted multiple ducks. So, I decided to combine everyone by painting the pattern of the walls to show my love and appreciation for all of you and everything we’ve done.”

Vaggie hugged her girlfriend before showing her duck to the hotel.

“That is very sweet, Charlie. I actually made my duck to look like you because I love you so much. I’m not finished with it yet, but I am halfway done, so here’s what it looks like right now,” Vaggie explained.

Charlie blushed before hugging her girlfriend and kissing her all over her face.

“It looks so good so far! I can’t wait to see it when it’s finished!”

Charlie and Vaggie looked across the table to see Alastor making his duck look like himself.

“Okay, Alastor, you just painted yourself,” Charlie pointed out.

“I like me.”

Angel Dust and Husk showed their ducks to everyone else, making them kiss each other. They painted their ducks to look like each other.

“As much as I wanted to paint dicks on my duck, there was still someone I really wanted to paint my duck as,” Angel explained.

“Did you think about painting a dick on the forehead before Charlie said anything?” Husk asked.

“No!... Maybe… Okay, yes.”

Husk rolled his eyes before turning his duck.

“Well, I wanted to make mine look like you because I love and care about you. You’re just my favorite person; I just didn’t want to admit it for a while.”

Angel gave Husk a kiss on his cheek and rested his head on his shoulder. Husk put his hand on top of Angel’s before he lifted his head back up.

“Wow, everyone is painting their ducks to look like the person they care about the most. I kind of wish I painted my duck to look like you, Vaggie,” Charlie said.

“Well, you did say you cared about everyone at the hotel, and you chose to paint your duck the pattern of the walls because it represented everyone,” Vaggie chimed in.

“I guess you’re right, Vaggie.”

Cherri Bomb showed her duck, which she painted to look like Sir Pentious.

“Cherri, do you miss Sir Pentious?” Angel asked.

“I do; and I was thinking about him the entire time we were painting,” Cherri replied.

“Ya know, since you mention it, I miss Sir Pentious a lot too. Most of my favorite moments in the hotel involved spending time with him. He was very sweet and so much fun. It kinda makes me feel bad about judging him at first when he first got here.”

“He really was; and I wish I got to tell him I loved him too before he died again.”

Angel and Cherri hugged each other and shed a tear together before Charlie, Vaggie, and Husk joined them.

“Speaking of missing someone we love, I made my duck look like Lilith,” Lucifer said as he showed his duck.

“I know you have quite a lot of ducks that you make to look like Mom. I still have one of them in my room next to the ones you made to look like you and me,” Charlie explained.

“I do, and I also have a lot of ducks that look like you. When I found the duck family I made that looked like all of us the first time I visited, I cried.”

The father and daughter hugged before Niffty slammed her duck on the table. Hers looked like a mishmash of Alastor, Angel, and Husk in one duck.

“Niffty, what is your duck supposed to be?” Charlie asked.

“I wanted to do either Alastor, Angel, or Husk, since Alastor and Husk are such good dad figures to me and Angel is such a good big brother figure to me, but I couldn’t choose, so I made mine into all three of them,” Niffty explained.

“That… is something alright,” Husk said, attempting to hide his discomfort.

“I could barely tell that any of us were even represented on that duck!” Angel pointed out before Husk nudged him lightly in his arm.

“I didn’t know how I would be able to combine all three of you, so I just made it as colorful as I could.”

“Well, I think it’s very creative, Niffty. You brought a lot of love and heart to your duck,” Charlie replied.

The crew finished painting their ducks while talking about why they decided to paint them the way they did. Once they were finished, they each put their ducks on a dry paper towel that Charlie put on the table so they could dry for the next hour. Charlie decided that they would go to the park after lunch to have their race. The crew went about their day while their ducks dried until it was time for lunch.

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Charlie and the gang walked to the park together with their ducks, alright dried up and ready to race in the river. Everyone found a bench to sit on before Charlie took her phone out to take several pictures of them holding up their ducks. After Charlie sent the pictures to everyone and put her phone away, everyone made their way to the river and kneeled down to prepare for putting their ducks in.

“Before we start, I just wanted to lay down a few ground rules. First off, We’re starting right by that tree over there, and the finish line will be the end of that bridge. The first duck to make it out from under the bridge is the winner. 

“Secondly, no one drops their ducks until I say ‘go’. I know some of you want to put yours a half second before, but that’s not happening. 

“Third of all, everyone’s allowed to cheer for their own ducks and move the same way  the river is moving so we could see our ducks race. They won’t hear us, but the louder you cheer, the better chance your duck will win. And last, but certainly not least, have fun!” Charlie explained once everyone got to the tree in front of the bench they were sitting on.

The crew kneeled down once they got to the river and cupped their ducks in their hands over the water. Charlie and Vaggie were the last ones to make it to the river, so they ran to put their ducks over the water and made sure everyone was ready.

“On your mark… get set… go!” Charlie yelled as everyone dropped their ducks in the water. 

Everyone backed away from the river to see their ducks moving across the river as the wind blew them in the direction that was intended for the race. They cheered on their duck as loudly as they could as they moved with their ducks. At the start of the race, Vaggie’s duck was in first place, followed by Lucifer’s. Angel’s was in third place as Charlie's, Alastor's, and Niffty’s ducks were close behind. Husk’s duck came behind Niffty’s and Cherri Bomb’s duck came in last, but not by much.

As the crew moved with their ducks and cheered on, Cherri Bomb’s duck moved past Husk’s and Niffty’s and Charlie’s duck moved past Angel’s, then Lucifer’s. Everyone began to cheer louder and louder as the ducks continued moving across the water.

“Who do you think will win?” Lucifer asked as the ducks continued swimming along.

“I don’t want to be too self-centered, but I think my duck has the best chance of winning. It’s in second place right now, and it could make it to first place before any one of us could blink,” Charlie bragged.

“Are ya kiddin’ me? My duck has a much better chance of winning! Just look at that little sucker move! It’s already passing Lucifer’s duck!” Angel pointed out as his duck passed Lucifer’s like he mentioned.

“I don’t know, my duck has been in first place this whole time, so I think it’ll be sitting pretty at first this whole race,” Vaggie chimed in.

“Hey, who’s the duck expert here? My duck might be in third right now, but it will pass yours and Angel’s at any moment,” Lucifer said.

The crew moved along as their ducks got to the halfway point of the river. Everyone took their phones out again to take videos of the race as their ducks continued swimming along. They continued cheering on their duck as they recorded their videos.

“C’mon, Husky-Duck! You got this! You’re almost in first! You can catch up to Vaggie’s! Let’s go!” Angel yelled as he recorded the race.

“I think you might be taking this a little too seriously,” Husk mentioned.

“It’s still all in good fun. Besides, you know I get a little heated when we have friendly competition.”

“We know you do, Angel, you took every single game night we had way more seriously than you should have,” Vaggie pointed out.

“Guys! Look! Our ducks are almost to the finish line!” Charlie said as the rest of the crew ran near her to see the ducks almost making it to the bridge.

The ducks moved so much that everyone could not keep track of who was on first anymore. Everyone stared down the end of the bridge to see who was going to come out first. The first duck came out of the bridge, and it was Alastor’s. Everyone looked at him with the most shocked looks on their faces.

“But… your duck has been in fifth place for almost the entire race! How did he catch up so fast?” Lucifer asked.

“I don’t ask how, it just happens,” Alastor replied.

Charlie scooped Alastor’s duckie out of the water and put it on the first place spot of a little winner’s pedestal that she made out of cardboard boxes and construction paper when the ducks were drying. She rushed back to see that her duck came in second place.

“Yes! My love for all of you always wins!” Charlie cheered as Vaggie scooped the duckie out of the water and put it on the second place spot of the pedestal.

“Girls! The third place duck is coming! I can’t wait to see mine crush the rest of yours!” Angel pointed out.

The crew leaned near the water to see who was going to come in third, and they saw Niffty’s come out of the bridge next. She cheered for her duck and jumped in the river once she saw her duck come out. Alastor grabbed Niffty from the water while she was holding her duck and she placed it on the third place spot of the pedestal.

“Wow, Alstor and Niffty, your ducks actually surprised me,” Charlie pointed out.

“I guess we have some hidden talents,” Alastor replied.

“We know it was just dumb luck; all of our ducks are the same, just painted differently,” Husk pointed out.

Charlie took out her phone to take a picture of the winner’s pedestal with the ducks on their respective places. Vaggie tapped on her girlfriend’s shoulder to let her know that the fourth place duck was on its way out of the bridge.

Charlie and the rest of the crew made their way back to the river to see that Angel’s and Husk’s ducks came out together, in fourth and fifth place respectively. Angel and Husk looked at each other and blushed once they saw their ducks come out of the bridge together. They slowly walked to the river to scoop their ducks out of the water and put them in front of the winner’s pedestal.

“Okay, there was no way that was an accident,” Vaggie said.

“None of us even touched our ducks during any point of the race,” Angel defended.

“Do you think anyone would have caught us if we did something to make that happen?” Husk added.

“I guess you’re right. I didn’t see anyone touch the ducks at any point during the race,” Charlie said.

Everyone stared at the end of the bridge to see Cherri Bomb’s duck come out next in sixth place. She scooped her duck out of the water to put her duck in front of the winners pedestal next to Husk’s. Vaggie looked at the water confused after Cherri took her duck out of the water.

“This is so weird. My duck was in first place for the first half of the race. How did it practically get to last place so fast?” she asked.

“It’s okay, Vaggie; look! I see it coming out of the end of the bridge right now!” Charlie comforted as she pointed to Vaggie’s duck coming out of the end of the bridge.

Vaggie smiled as she and Charlie scooped the duck out of the water and put it next to Cherri Bomb’s duck in front of the pedestal. A couple seconds afterwards, Lucifer’s duck came swimming out of the end of the bridge. He slowly and disappointedly scooped his duck out of the water to put it next to Vaggie’s in front of the winner’s pedestal. Charlie put her arm around her father’s shoulder to comfort him.

“It’s okay, Dad, like I said before the race started, this is all in good fun. Besides, I’m going to display all the ducks on top of the fireplace so we can still remember this day and look back on it fondly,” Charlie confirmed as she took out her phone again.

Charlie snapped another photo of the winner’s pedestal, but this time, it included all the ducks. She gave everyone their ducks back and placed her phone on a tripod she brought and took a picture of everyone holding their ducks, standing in order in the places their ducks ended up coming in.

“Should we make this a yearly thing?” Vaggie asked as she wrapped her arm around her girlfriend, still holding her duck in that hand.

“Well, if Earth’s LuLu World does it every year, why shouldn’t we? I had a fun time,” Charlie replied.

“So did I.”

Everyone else agreed and nodded their heads as they walked back to the hotel together. Charlie reached her hand with her duck in it to Vaggie’s hand with her duck in it and made their ducks kiss on their bills. Charlie and Vaggie giggled together and continued walking with their friends back to the hotel, still with their arms around each other and their ducks in the hand around the other’s shoulder.

[btmi]

[zauddu]

[stoph8co]

Disney isn’t the happiest place on earth it’s the shadiest.

[always-crash1ng]

I think the reason I love the Fat White Family's first album so much is because I've loved it for years and I've been looking for something that feels similar to it for YEARS and I've still found nothing. And the lyrics are great

[teenidlegirl]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ౨౿  ׅ ۟   ֪ 𝓓isneyland 𝓦ith 𝓜iguel ۪ ׂ   𓈒 ୭

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel would wear a mickey cap with either a star wars or marvel shirt and pants. you’d wear classic minnie ears with a cute outfit.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ sometimes you two would wear matching mickey and minnie hats on other visits.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel double checks if you two have everything you need. water bottles, sunscreen, wipes (that mf is a clean freak), hand sanitizer. he would ask a million times if you have the tickets, which is on the disneyland app on your phone. he just wants to make sure they don’t get lost and the day isn’t ruined because you two look forward to it.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he hates the mickey and friends tram station because he feels so cramped due to his bulky figure. he has to slouch a little, trying not to bump his head on the roof (he has several times before).

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ you secretly take pics of him when miguel isn’t looking. you can’t help it because he’s so cute, especially in that mickey hat.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ you also take occasional selfies. of course you take a picture in front of the castle.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he always has a hand on you. hand holding, on your waist, hip, or the small of your back. mainly hand holding or his hand on your waist.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel is very protective of you, he already is, but especially when you’re walking through a sea of people. he shoots a glare at anyone who bumps into you, especially if they don’t apologize and keep on walking. he tries to be calm and civil, not wanting to cause an outburst and ruin your day.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ this dude HATES long lines. miguel would complain how stupidly long the lines are. moping and groaning but has to suck it up because he knows how much you want to go on those rides. to make it fun, you do the most cliche thing and play heads up on your phone. miguel would get pissed off when he doesn’t get the answer right, making you laugh.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ his favorite area is tomorrowland since it resembles a bit of neuva york. the futuristic scenery and aesthetic. such a big nerd he is.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he always gets caught off guard on space mountain because how fast it is. right after that right turn before taking off, he always get startled. he also forgets the camera towards the end of the ride. his eyes widen and mouth wide open in shock. he gets flustered and embarrassed when you take a picture of it. “can’t you not.” “too late, tonto.”

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ pizza planet is your guys’ go-to for either lunch or dinner because the pizza is bomb.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel loves star tours and buzz lightyear ride. during buzz lightyear, you two get very competitive on who gets the most points. he freaks out and nearly falls out when you move the seat with the lever. you laugh and make fun of him.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ after star tours, miguel goes on full geek mode and ventures around the entire store that you enter right after the ride. a smile forms on your face as you watch your cute geeky boyfriend gazing at all the merchandise. if you’re a star wars fan (i am lol), you’ll geek out with him and babble about the merch. you never leave the store without miguel buying something. a simple shirt or hat.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel HATES the teacups. he begs you to not go on it but obviously loses. you go on it just to purposefully mess with him. if you’re a crazy person (like me), you’ll spin that shit like crazy. poor miguel holds on for dear life, on the verge of trying not to puke while you’re laughing at his reaction. after getting of the ride, he has to take a minute to breathe before moving on. he hates spiny rides.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he isn’t a fan of fantasyland since it’s mainly for kids and slow rides. but if you wanna go on some rides there, he’ll do it for you. will never admit but he does like alice in wonderland, probably the only ride he likes there. he feels squished in those rides since they’re so small and he’s too bulky.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ after much convincing and begging, miguel takes a shot at the sword in the stone. with rolled eyes and a light scowl in his face, he tries pulling the sword with some strength, not all. shockingly, the swords lifts up from the stone. the public and crew applaud him for successfully pulling the sword. you reward him with kisses over his face, making miguel a bashful mess but loves it so much.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ thunder mountain is definitely a favorite of his (mine too hehe). the line might be a pain but it’s definitely worth it because the ride is amazing.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ matterhorn not so much because the seats are so small, he can barely fit in it. feels so cramped and uncomfortable. another reason he doesn’t like it as much is because it’s a single seat so he can’t sit next to you. before and after the ride, you two hold hands over each other’s seats, depends if you’re in front or behind him, because you know how clingy he is. it makes your heart flutter, he’s so cute.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bro gets so excited when you head to galaxy’s edge. while holding your hand, he leads you around the area. stares in awe at the scenery and aesthetic. definitely buys merch from there.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ remember how much he hates long lines? oh he almost lost it while waiting for rise of the resistance. playing heads up or just talking with you makes it better. but it’s all worth it in the end. definitely one of his favorite rides.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ definitely hates water rides. don’t even bother convincing him to go on splash mountain because he ain’t getting on it. he hates being wet.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel really likes haunted mansion not only for the spooky atmosphere but because it’s so dark that you two cuddle in the fake coffin without anyone noticing. during the elevator, he holds you close so he doesn’t lose you in the sea of people. his strong beefy arms securely wrapped around you.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he hates water rides but pirates is an exception because it’s that not bad. he forgets the three drops, especially the first one. a big pout settles on his face when he gets splashed with water.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ he makes fun of you for saying how much you love the smell of water in pirates.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ indiana jones is another favorite. besides the long tedious line, miguel loves it. he always makes sure you sit in the middle and him on the outside. shows how protective he is of you.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ definitely gets hungry after a long period of time. you two stop at the nearest restaurant.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ miguel tries out the shooting exposition just to impress you. unfortunately, he misses almost every target and is now embarrassed as hell. turns out you’re the one to impress him because you manage to get every target. bro was astonished.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ during the fireworks, miguel has his arms wrapped around you and chin resting on the top of your head as you two watch the fireworks. when it’s over, you two share a kiss as the final touch.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ when your feet start to hurt, miguel doesn’t hesitate to carry you despite your protests. he whispers, “just a man carrying his princess.”

◟ ࣪⠀ׅ ♱⠀𝓝ote. thinking about what it’d be like going to disneyland with miguelito. a little self indulgent since i’ve been to disneyland numerous times. enjoy some disney fluffiness. ♡

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓. ♡ @yougavemeyourheartyouknow ( i kept my promise to tag you for this ! <3 )

© teenidlegirl. don’t steal, plagiarize, or translate my work. ♡

[prideprejudce]

the more i think about Oppenheimer the more disappointed i get because at its core it’s such an interesting story to tell. like the whole manhattan project catapulted the entire world into a new atomic era that we could never go back from whether we were ready for it or not. and the fallout from the project not only changed and devastated the lives of hundreds of thousands of people (including of course the victims in hiroshima and nagasaki + the people living in new mexico where they tested the bomb) and the continued generational trauma of the bombs. also just the general mass panic and fear that the Cold War instilled into every citizen in the states who were literally waiting to one day be just annihilated by a nuclear attack. the whole creation of the atomic bomb had so much impact on the world. so doing a deep character study of both oppenheimer and his colleagues on the moral ambiguity of their work in the project and the outcome of it is such a great movie concept. but the film didn’t feel like that at all. instead Nolan gave us the watered down story that he’s best at and spent almost three hours forcing us to watch whether oppenheimer had to lose his disneyland government fast-pass due to his communist ties or not (spoiler: he does) and how strauss doesn’t like him because he got his feewlings hurt once. all the other scientists and physicists were given one or two minutes of screen time and were really just names to a face. the actual bombs creation was given a sidelong glance and trivial explanation at best. and of course to tie it all off the main female side characters were either naked/having sex for 80% of their screen time or was given the character depth of a piece of tissue paper

[randomwriteronline]

miscellaneous Krakua in the order of mata nui thoughts. all of the stupid variety

A) Krakua is one of the smaller members since most of the guys here are titan sets so hes used to being picked up like a suitcase or for a piggy back ride. this was initially so he would not wander off or get lost or make them waste time, but then they just kept doing that out of habit. he loves it, actually, so when hes around other beings who are his size or worse smaller and so cant just grab him like an apple to drag him around he gets a lil sad about it

B) hes the only person who knows where Jerbraz is at all times. everybody else has learned to sense him or figure his position via hyper awareness of their space but Krakua can just fuckin. hear him. he will run at full speed and jump at him so Jerbraz has to catch him every single time they meet just to blow his cover. theyre having fun :)

C) typical order of mata nui exercise to improve your minds abilities: meditate uninterrupted for two hours while directly next to Krakuas noise tests. this includes fending him off (still meditating) when he tries to move his noise tests onto you specifically

D) the aforementioned noise tests are, in theory, a good exercise of Krakuas sonic powers by applying them to his staff and figuring out how they can affect the target through it. they consist, in practice, of Krakua smacking his staff against the closest surface available while applying a different more insane soundfont each time. he can do this for hours. he will do this for hours.

E) a non comprehensive list of noises Krakua has bonked into existence in the bionicle universe through noise tests:

Half Life 2 crowbar sound effect

Spirit bod static

Killing Machines from MNOG

Earth-shattering dad sneeze

Disgustingly wet cough

Wilhelm scream

Down Under (instrumental) by Men at Work

At least three quarters of Nero's Day At Disneyland's discography

Saxophone solo

Train honk

Truck honk

Car honk

Bike honk

Clown honk

Cucaracha honk

Sea elephant honk

Hydrogen bomb explosion

Rubber ducky

An entire audio library worth of slapstick sound effects

Several positively insane conversations between the various order members via the magic of TF2 fanvideo-style audio splicing and rearranging, currently following a vaguely coherent plot as he got too carried away and started making lore for this on-the-fly youtube poop hes been smacking on the side of a wall otherwise motionless for about four hours now

Mashup of every single polka cover medley by Matoran Universe Weird Al Yankovich

Micheal Jackson vocalizations

Yodeling

[sedoretu]

Curious — how many are you familiar with? 🔥

Defined however you want, but ideally more than “have heard the name before”:

Harry Truman

Doris Day

Red China

Johnnie Ray

South Pacific

Walter Winchell

Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy

Richard Nixon

Studebaker

Television

North Korea

South Korea

Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs

H-bomb

Sugar Ray

Panmunjom

Brando

"The King and I"

and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower

Vaccine

England's got a new queen

Marciano

Liberace

Santayana (goodbye)

Joseph Stalin

Malenkov

Nasser

Prokofiev

Rockefeller

Campanella

Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn

Juan Peron

Toscanini

Dacron

Dien Bien Phu falls

"Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein

James Dean

Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett

Peter Pan

Elvis Presley

Disneyland

Bardot

Budapest

Alabama

Krushchev

Princess Grace

Peyton Place

Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock

Pasternak

Mickey Mantle

Kerouac

Sputnik

Chou En-Lai

"Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon

Charles de Gaulle

California baseball

Starkweather homicide

Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly

Ben Hur

Space monkey

Mafia

Hula hoops

Castro

Edsel is a no-go

U2

Syngman Rhee

Payola

Kennedy

Chubby Checker

Psycho

Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway

Eichmann

"Stranger in a Strange Land"

Dylan

Berlin

Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia"

British Beatlemania

Ole Miss

John Glenn

Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul

Malcolm X

British politician sex

JFK (blown away, what else do I have to say?)

Birth control

Ho Chi Minh

Richard Nixon (back again)

Moonshot

Woodstock

Watergate

Punk rock

Begin

Reagan

Palestine

Terror on the airline

Ayatollah’s in Iran

Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune"

Sally Ride

heavy metal suicide

Foreign debts

Homeless vets

AIDS

Crack

Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shore

China's under martial law

Rock and roller cola wars

I can’t take it anymore (free space)

[longislandairpower]

Bomb Saigon Now

Bomb Hanoi Now

Bomb Disneyland Now

Bomb Everything

[hsr-texts]

people in gaza when you ask what they'll do after the genocide: i want to sleep without worrying about having bombs dropped on me. i want to see my family. i want to leave and not return for a long time. i want to pursue my dreams. i want to be free.

zionists when you ask what they'll do after the genocide: we're going to build disneyland, water parks, and hotels on gaza above the corpses of children who didn't even live past the age of 4

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for pretending my sister is adopted from France?

My family have a long standing joke that my (26F) sister (23F) is adopted from France. My whole family is in on the joke, including our mum (57F), divorced dad (60M) and our Gran (84F) as well as the rest of our extended family.

The joke started over 15 years ago when my sister and I were asking our mum if we were stuck at either end of a house that was on fire and she could only save one of us, who would she save? She said she’d save the dogs, but that it didn’t matter anyway because my sister is adopted. We all laughed it off as a joke because my sister is very obviously our biological relative, I remember her birth and she has the same face as us. It extended out that she was adopted from France because she happened to be learning French at school at the time, and funnily enough we had taken a trip to France around the time of her “adoption” but she stayed with my Grandad (82M) as she was too young to go to Disneyland.

Here’s where I (we?) may be the asshole. I have a very close friend (27M) who I met in high school after this joke came about. He fully believes my sister is adopted, and because we have had this joke for so long, my whole family goes along with it. He is a close friend of my sister as well and talks to her about adoption and what is was like for her. He was also very concerned about my sister’s “birth family” when the Paris bombings happened.

My sister and I are starting to feel guilty about keeping the lie going on for so long, but at this point we may have taken it too far. Our friend has believed this lie for over ten years at this point and I think it would ruin our friendship if we told him the truth.

So AITA for pretending my sister is adopted from France?

What are these acronyms?

[lightofraye]

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon Studebaker, Television North Korea, South Korea Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King And I, And The Catcher In The Rye Eisenhower, Vaccine England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu Falls, "Rock Around the Clock" Einstein, James Dean Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Zhou En-lai Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle California baseball Starkweather Homicide Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro Edsel is a no-go U-2, Syngman Rhee Payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichmann Stranger in a Strange Land Dylan, Berlin Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away What else do I have to say? We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine Terror on the airline Ayatollahs in Iran Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride Heavy metal suicide Foreign debts, homeless Vets AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores China's under martial law Rock and Roller cola wars I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on And on, and on We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning

[t3rraria]

118 at Disneyland,

buck, excited: can we go on the tower of terror!

Bobby: are you sure? You get scared easily on up and down rides

Eddie, to Bobby: no is always answer cap

Chimney: I actually want to do it for the photo, can't wait to see the reactions

Hen: agreed

Ravi: can I sit this one out? This traumatized me as a child

*everyone gets on the ride, except Ravi*

*ride starts*

Buck, crying: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEGGGHAHAGAGAG

Eddie, trying to look at Bobby: WHAT DID I SAY CAP, NO IS ALWAYS A ANSWER-

Buck, Still crying and screaming:EDDIE I LOVE YOU

Eddie, looking at buck: WHA-

___

chimney, holding the photo: maddie is gonna die at this

Hen, laughing: that's going on the notice board!

Ravi, also looking at the photo: I feel bad for other people who also got the photo, being "photo bombed"

*buck and eddie in the back row, buck kissing Eddie, Bobby, hen and chimney the row below, looking up at them*

*Eddie and buck, sitting against a wall, exhausted*

Bobby, behind hen and chim and ravi: that's one type of way to confess true love