#BLUEBERRY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charlioak]

self portrait time :] blueberry dude

[sunnymainecoon]

Don't question it, just roll with it

(Originally they weren't supposed to have lashes bc why would they but it felt better with lashes so..)

[cobrasx]

[harukapologist]

It will all be okay.

[itsmetord]

My blueberry Waifu chart

1: Corey riffin (grojband)

2: Mo (50/50 heroes)

3: Juniper montage (my little pony equestria girls)

4: Leah (oc)

5: wander (wander over yonder)

6: Tord (eddsworld)

7: panty anarchy (panty and stocking)

8: Lincoln loud (the loud house)

9: entrapta (she-ra and the princesses of power)

10: hekapoo (star vs the forces of evil)

11: Jimmy (Jimmy two shoes)

12: Matt (eddsworld)

13: niffty (hazbin hotel)

14: Ren hoek (Ren and stimpy)

15: the warden (superjail)

16: Spencer Wright (dude that's my ghost)

17: blitzo (helluva boss)

18:Lemon zest (my little pony equestria girls)

19: yumi (hi hi puffy amiyumi)

20: alestor (hazbin hotel)

For @rhyliethecaterfly

[obsessionexpert]

Star Sans Poly But Its Aromantic Ink Edition

Ink sans call Dream and Blue his partners. Someone remarks on how its strange (Could be ink or blue or a stranger) and Ink is like They're his mission partners, his partners in life that he lives with and eats with and he bandages their wounds, and they are his partners in this never-ending fight thats cuts so deep and leaves nasty wounds, and in their deep os his partners hands reaching out not to hurt but the tenderly heal the vulnerable spots. His relationship with Ink and blue just feels deeper then friend with everything they go through. Theyre his partners. His partners Dream and Blue, and really that just doesn't feel like a friendship the way others define what a friendship is.

So calling them friends just subconsciously hasn't felt right, they're his partners. Its not boyfriends because theyre not dating so thats obviously not right, so partners is the main word Ink uses to describe Dream and Blue. He’ll use friends if it’s convenient in the context, but everything they do is better explained by the word partner.

so. he's explaining this idea with a Normal Friend (This could be any au variant idk) and he's like, well, this isn't a friendship then, this is similar to romance. (Add some miscommunication in that conversation. Maybe the person Ink is talking to describes romance for themself and they're saying its cooking for them and thinking for them all the time and getting little gifts and all that stuff while thinking about their own lover and Ink is like this is Dream and blue for me! I must be inclined to be in a romantic relationship with those two!

And that means in typical Ink Fashion Ink decides to experiment with romance and try it on for size. Be a little silly with it, and asks Dream to date him. It's just Dream because from observing romantic relationships, like Aplhys x Undyne and Sans x Toriel, he's like, hm romantic relationships are typically between only two people so to try out dating to get an authentic more likely to be accurate experiance since I know jack shit about exploring this concept, I should try to date only one person

ink goes through this process of trying to pick dream or Blue to date but eventually ends up just spontaneously picking one and dating dream cause he’s Ink. Maybe Dreams a bit upset in the scene and Ink knows romance might help these things so he forgoes his usual way of comforting dream, and decides to tell Dream he wants to date him. Dream accepts for some reason?? I might make a seperate post in the future exploring Dream’s relationship to romance

Eventually Ink feels kind of bad, or wrong, or just really wants to tell the truth because he figures out more from observing other romantic couples and realizes that he just does not feel romance like that. He does not feel it at all. (Maybe an aromantic awakening in there but Im not sure) and Ink confesses he doesn't feel romance, internally a bit stressed and frazzled cause this is just one more thing thats weird about him and he knows in romantic relationships things are Different and things are Heavier and that means that Dream might take a lot of offense to this admission and maybe even his weirdness. Who knows, romance changes a lot of things and Ink doesn't get those changes or how ppl act (Prob has watched a couple of yandere aus to study romance, which no ink! Thats not a good example!) hed hate it if Dream left or didnt want to hang out with him for a bit and the stability that comes with the star sanses to change. Ink loves a bit of chaos and unforeseen consequances but not with them. Ink explains that he diesn't feel it like other people, cause dream and blue are not his friends, but it's not romance he's feeling. And they talk abou it and get together in a platonic way and idk lots of self-discovery my ideas have ran out.

I would LOVE interaction with ideas or comments or smth Im obsessed with the Star Sanses (+Core Frisk but they're not relavant in this post, unless…..Core Frisk is someone he asks for advice at some point and they regurgitate information and bond over not experience romance normally cause there is no way Core Frisk experiences it normally being an omnipresent being. Maybe they're part of his aromantic awakening whenever that is? They know pretty much everything and love being completely and thoroughly accurate whenever anyone asks them a question and Ink asks a lot of questions sooooo, lots of ideas for that interaction to be had there)

Tldr: Ink sans is aromantic, is a dumbass, gets together with the star sanses romantically, and then is like, ya'll I dont feel romantic attraction so they get together platonically

[hititposie]

how do you guys hc technoblade and phil because sometimes phil comes out as french for me and idk how to fix the printer that gave me that

[muppetappleanon]

how, when, and who

[impossibleseoul]

I was rewatching one of the MRE power hours and I love how different Arin and Dan's thresholds for food are. Like, Dan rejects food that objectively sound delicious but Arin draws the line at "yeah no dude this is literally poisonous" LMAOO

[takemetotheastralagain]

none of you can handle my power (planted strawberries in stardew valley. Totally not later into the season than planned we prommy)

[reyturnofbensolo]

My dude!

🥹

[yourcalamity]

finding good protein bars helps but its sooo hard to eat lately without feeling like i am literally shoving styrofoam into my body or pouring paint in my throat food is not food to me right now

[itsmetord]

My Blueberry Waifus part 2

1: Edd (eddsworld)

2: Charlotte (making fiends)

3:Tom (eddsworld)

4:Trixie Tang (The fairly OddParents)

5:Emily (Hazbin hotel)

6:Spongebob SquarePants

7:Billy Joe Cobra (Dude That's My Ghost)

8: Pim pimling (Smiling Friends)

9: Lindsay (Total drama)

10: Gardevoir (pokemon)

11: starlight glitter cookie

12: Grim Gloom (The 7D)

13:Cuphead

14: Sonata Dusk

15:Stocking Anarchy (panty and stocking)

16: Betty (atomic Betty)

17:Mac foster (Foster's home for imaginary friends)

18: Ami (HiHi Puffy AmiYumi)

19:gumball Watterson

20:moxxie (helluva boss)

[xoxochb]

I broke my nail wtf

[theshadowrealmitself]

I love mr fischoeder so much

[queenofbaws]

started having my usual stress dream last night - back in grad school, late to submit something important, everyone hates me, blahblahblah - but right before the really bad anxiety-terror set in, fuckin ahti the janitor showed up and i woke up absolutely delighted

thank you, remedyverse. i didn't...uh, didn't anticipate this turn of events, but i will take it