#he’s so fucking pansexual its a fucking crime dude

[photosys]

uh oh i cant stop thinking about him

i just have a thing for space people shaped like friends what can i say really

[dee-in-the-box]

happy pride month, y'all! have some pride headcanons!!

none of these people are straight and/or cis to me. they've all got some weird queerness going on with them

Jack: transmasc (he/him mostly, but probably wouldn't mind they/them that much), bisexual. could see him being acespec, but sex favorable or indifferent. polyamorous.

Dave: nonbinary in a "i don't understand gender and idgaf about it" way (he/him, but honestly doesn't care. probably would find out about it/its pronouns and love those), pansexual. teach this guy about xenogenders i think he'd love those too. polyamorous (i can see it).

Peter: transfem bigender (he/she), and honestly doesn't know what her sexuality would be considering his weird gender situation (look, he grew up in the 50s-60s. the most exposure to the queer community she had was through Jack, and that wasn't. A Lot). me personally? i'd say lesbian. because Fuck It, Why Not?

Dee: technically cis because she never got to grow up and figure that stuff out (she/her), but i could see her growing up and being on the spectrum of GNC or Genderqueer (the genderqueer part is Definitely not me projecting (< lie)). also aroace (repulsed on both ends)

Henry: cis man (he/him; the first entirely cis person here), bisexual. listen. i heard that thing that was like. DD originally said he was bi but then changed it to straight after getting hate for it for some reason, and i decided to make it a situation where Henry just like. Acknowledged it was a thing for him but didn't really give any fucks because he busy Committing Crimes Against Humanity. everyone thinks he's straight though, 'cause he never mentions it (again, busy with Other Things. such as Causing Problems).

Steven: cis man (he/him), gay. This Is The Shortest Fucking One. also, Steven is the shortest adult of the cast; he's 5'5".

Harry: masc nonbinary dude (he/they), bisexual, polyamorous.

Jake: cis man (he/him), graysexual panromantic, polyamorous.

Roger: probably got some genderfuckery there, but i'll just say A Dude (gender neutral) for now (he/him), gay (as in Likes Men Or Masc-Leaning People), polyamorous. didn't realize the Gay & Poly Part until Dsaf 3. You'll Never Guess How He Found Out!

Rebecca: transfem (she/they/xe), and just queer in general. not exactly poly, but she doesn't mind Harry's...other partners (Jake and Roger). it's sort of a "This is my boyfriend, and this is my boyfriend's boyfriends! ^-^" situation.

and for a few others:

Caroline: cis woman (she/her), cupioromantic (aromantic micro-label; basically means that you don't feel romantic attraction, but still desire a romantic relationship) heterosexual. she still loves Peter, her love just isn't necessarily "romantic." i'd describe it more like queerplatonic. she got married to Peter because she does genuinely care for him and love him, but also because...well, it was what was expected of her. besides, she doesn't mind being married, it's actually pretty nice. Caroline's as close as y'all are going to get to a cishet Dsaf character from these headcanons.

Matt: transmasc agender (he/him), aroace (romance indifferent/favorable (see: "I'm Matt! Everybody loves me!"), sex indifferent/repulsed (do i even need to explain it? i think we know why this was what i picked for him).

now, fun facts!!

Jack actually doesn't experience a lot of dysphoria, just upset that he doesn't have a dick. he doesn't even mind the boobs too much (except that they make people think he's a woman; that part sucks), he'd probably just like a binder. wouldn't mind top surgery, but y'know. Binders Are Easier To Get And Cheaper Than That.

Dee is romance repulsed in terms of herself for the most part (as in the idea of being romantic herself grosses her out). except for Davesport. she told Jack and Dave to "get a room" multiple times in the Flipside.

Blackjack technically has the same labels as Jack, but y'know. Ghost Dog.

Henry doesn't understand why so many queer people work at Fazbender's (Jack, Steven, Peter, etc) because he just. keeps killing them. not due to the queerness but because They Keep Getting In His Way. what is it about the Chuck E Cheese rip-offs that attracts the gays?? Is It The Bears?? Is It The Fucking BEARS??? (i had to make the joke. i had to)

Modern Day Queer Discourse would piss Jack off. he was alive in the 60s and 70s when that shit was getting more mainstream. he's effectively a queer elder, technically (even if he kinda sorta Looks perpetually twenty-two because he kinda can't age anymore). he's seen some shit. i can see him saying on someone's "He/Him Lesbians Aren't A Thing >:(" post "my bigender brother is a lesbian, though. he's got a wife" and then logging off. you can't tell me he wouldn't

I Stand By My Statement: None Of The Kennedy Siblings Have A Normal Relationship With Gender. They Just Don't.

Jack just uses a lot of slurs for himself. he's got. So Fucking Many that he can reclaim (because y'know. Gay/Bi and Trans. and he was alive during the 60s and 70s. so you can only imagine the shit he's heard or had thrown at him).

the first time in his life that Dave ever had to worry about gender stuff was when Henry was having to like. fill out paperwork and things like that to get him an ID of some kind. when they got to gender, Dave didn't really know why that was important, nor what would really fit. they just put "male" on there because technically that would "fit him best" (since he, y'know. has a dick), but Dave didn't feel like either option fit.

i feel like Jack went to a pride event/parade sometime before Dsaf 3. like, maybe he finally felt comfortable actually going there and being out safely for the first time in his life. it was nice.

Caroline helped Peter with her makeup after she came out, and with growing his hair out.

after coming home post-Dsaf 2, Peter actually tried some dresses out. they also found out a way to still put eyeliner on him. and that was using a Sharpie to draw under her phone dial to look like eyeliner. hey, it works.

Peter never got comfortable enough to wear lipstick before he died, though :( so she never got to experience that

Jack: "If I had a nickel for every time I was someone's gay awakening, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but how does this keep happening-" (the three people in question are Dave, Jake, and Roger)

i have so many more istg, but this post is getting long. might talk about some more if anyone's interested, though!

[cryptidofthekeys]

Wrestling Sona except this time I actually like it

I really didn’t like the winged guy I made so long ago, don’t get me wrong he was cool to some degree but for an oc, not for a sona, I REALLY love this sona more so than the last one I tried to make bc I just kept thinking about like oh I say all the time I’d be a bastard, an absolute menace, I have bastard energy/vibes

...and I wanted a bastard/menace wrestling sona in the first place rgjkflbvgfcdl I wanted an edgy dude and I have finally achieved my goal so I would like to present to y’all an ACTUAL proper wrestling sona:

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| Real Name: Chase

| Nicknames: Ace/Cryptid

| Gender/Sexuality: Trans FTM (He/Him) and he’s Pansexual

| Ring Name: Cryptid of The Keys

| Finisher/Signature: Signature is literally just him beating the shit out of his opponent with fists and then clotheslining them meanwhile his finisher is The Cryptid’s Lock and Key (it’s a submission move, gotta lock it in then unlock it when the opponent taps idk man, just roll with it fjkdljfgds)

| Classification: Heavyweight

| Age: N/A

| Height: 5’5”

| Species/Race: Human

| Occupation: Wrestler which is obvious of course, but also he’s not really a face nor a heel, he just does whatever the fuck it wants if its fun

| Eye Color: Gunmetal Blue

| Hair Color: Dyed dark purple on top, the sides are Dark Brown (His hair is a spiked quiff)

| Skin Color/Body Type: He’s pale and fat (he’s in the heavyweight class for a reason also I’m fat and my sonas will not have their chub taken away)

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| Appearance: His main attire is a black leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders and down the sleeves, (it’s got the name ‘Cryptid’ spray painted on the back in green, a dark purple tank top with some green splotches (like really big paint splotches) and then his pants are also dark purple with the same splotches of green, he’s got some chains hanging down them and then finally he wears dark purple combat boots with yep, you guessed it- the same splotches (I just love the purple, green, and black color scheme) and green laces. He wears a dark purple spiked collar, keys dangle from his neck as well, he won’t tell what those go to, he only laughs when someone asks. He does say they go to some things though but just not what those things are.

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He wears dark purple gauges with green swirls in them, he loves to wear green horns on top of his head (thinks those are cool, he's a big fan of demons n shit like that) only scars he has top surgery scars, and finally he has a circle beard.

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| Personality: He does whatever he wants, a rebel, an absolute punk who hates authority first and foremost, he will not be told what to do or when to do it, he’ll do it when he feels like it or if he wants to in the first place, a lil shit with a love for chaos, destruction, and mayhem and loves to pull pranks and blame others, a stinky lil crime boy, he can be mean, vicious, and downright cruel …To enemies, no if he likes you, if your on his good side he’ll actually be very nice- it’s literally like this, to his enemies: fuck you! Y’all can suck my dick! To friends: oh hey dude, what’s up? I love y’all (platonically of course) so much!

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He really seems to hate when someone tries to boss him or order him around and in fact that’s the fastest way you’ll earn the title of enemy in his books, he’ll sometimes join in with others if the situation is fun enough for him, whether it be joining the heel in beating the shit out of a face or a face beating the shit out of the heel, he literally could not give less of a shit about faces or heels, he doesn’t need to be one of those! He’s his own man, lives by his own rules, not anybody else’s.

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Has a lot of anxieties, doubts, and insecurities deep down but he usually bottles that up and keeps it to himself (...I want to clarify bc I feel like anyone who sees my sonas might be like oh is that a reflection of himself? I wanna say not EVERYTHING on my sonas will be a direct reflection of myself) he doesn’t wanna be a burden to anyone else and he thinks it’ll make him look weak if he asks for help on anything, it’s why he’s a do it himself kinda guy, he doesn’t want to ask for help because then others will see him as a weak vulnerable target, he has HIGH walls he’s built up, he’s fearful of being seen as weak as he doesn’t wanna get picked on or apart for that matter.

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…To get very deep, he’s almost like a stray dog whose absolutely petrified of letting anyone too close to them so he snaps and lashes out a lot in order to prevent anyone from getting too close for comfort, it's not because he’s truly aggressive …He’s just scared deep down and won’t risk anyone getting too close, despite this though I will say he does cherish his friends very deeply so, you fuck with them your indirectly fucking with him, you hurt them? He’ll absolutely tear you apart, he’s VERY overprotective of the people he cares about, don’t hurt them, don’t you dare-

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…Also he’s 100% an arsonist, like hell I’m 99.9% sure he has set the ring on fire at some point, and that was by SHEER ACCIDENT- He’s set a lotta shit on fire both accidentally and intentionally, has also gotten countless people in trouble with his pranks (loves to see some poor innocent soul get their shit rocked because the other thinks it's something THEY did) despite being a lil fucked up inside, overall he is literally just a lil shithead sometimes.

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| Side Facts: When he’s not wrestling you can find him in his room, chilling and listening to music, writing sometimes but he’ll never let you see what he’s actually writing UNLESS he trusts you well enough and then other times he’s goofing around and playing video games, despite what you may think and even though he’s VERY much a lover of all things horror, movies, games, etc- He actually plays a buncha games like Stardew Valley, Minecraft, and Animal Crossing …Don’t you DARE tell anyone, he’ll bite-

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Oh yeah by the way, he’s a biter, he’ll bite the shit out of you in a match (...I already know what some of y’all are thinking, ‘Chase… Are you taking a bit of inspiration from Moxley…?’ …yeah… ok.. I am… I mean I think the jacket’ll be a dead giveaway but still) He’s an absolute sucker for No DQ matches, Ambulance Matches, Dumpster Matches, Hardcore Matches, and finally he really loves Steel Cage/Hell in a Cell style matches. But his main specialties are the No DQs, Dumpster, and Ambulance matches.

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This lad just literally cannot keep himself out of trouble for five minutes, you blink and he’s suddenly causing all kinds of chaos, he has no self restraint and no manage or anybody to restrain him fjkdljfhgkdsl and even then, he doesn’t listen to anybody but himself usually, so getting him to actually stop his shenanigans? …NEAR impossible but not fully… He’s easy to bribe after all, and I’m not just talking money, literally if you get him some of those kraft cheddar cheese cubes then he’ll calm down and he’s admittedly very easy to keep under control, he’ll snatch the bag from you and literally just start gulping them down.

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…That, I can say without a doubt is an absolute reflection of myself, and another thing- you need to stop him before he eats the whole bag or he fucks up his stomach entirely, bad news if he’s got a match to do… Speaking of, does Cryptid belong to a specific company, am I assigning my wrestler sona to a specific brand, company, etc? …The answer is n o <3 That way I can put him in so many situations and scenarios and be gay with all my favorite fictional lads mwahahaha my evil plan!!!

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…Final thing and this is more so me just complaining bc I love too many songs to choose from for myself- but for the most part, if I never choose a song or music of any kind to go with him- I do know what his lil entrance would be on the titantron thingy- and it’d be a dark forest, moon shown rising above tall pine trees, and then some random shots of keys and there’s some eerie jingling of said keys going on, whether that’s him or uh the titantron, you can decide :)

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Has a literal collection of keys both big and small, keeps them in all sorts of places, mostly in treasure chests, and then he has a collection of crystals that he really adores, he’s an absolute sucker for shiny trinkets of all kinds, keys which is obvious, plushies especially, and finally crystals.

[timeisacephalopod]

I hope by posting that ship and no. Post you were asking for prompts, if not then you can totally ignore this. So you were the one that got me into TonyBuckypeterquill ship so that's the one I am asking for with no. 11 partners in crime au😊😘. I seriously love everything you write.

I was asking for prompts, yes, and I got a good amount too so yay! So, WinterStarkQuill, got ya. Lets hope this turned out okay!!

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“Why me?” Bucky asks. “I’m literally the worst for this job.”

Uh no, Peter totally disagrees and since he’s the one with experience he’s the obvious expert here. “You’re completely ridiculous- that makes you the best for distractions and we need those chips,” he says. Gamora has stolen them again and they are needed in his stomach immediately. Last time Nebula stole them, and the time before that it was Rocket. And that doesn’t even include all the times Tony’s stupid friends stole their chips too.

“If Gamora catches me she’ll kill me,” Bucky says.

“You have how many years of martial arts training? Hold her off while we execute the rescue mission Barnes. Go,” Tony tells him, shooing him out of the vehicle.

Bucky lets out a soft sigh and does as he’s told, scampering up to the door. “Yeah, he’s dead. Loved him, but love those chips more,” Peter says, stepping out of the car at the same time Tony does.

“Why him over me? I mean I’m just as distracting,” Tony points out.

“Yeah, but Bucky is poor. How could I fund my addiction to all those crazy Canadian chip flavors with no money? So you get to help me liberate the chips and we sacrifice Bucky for the greater good,” he says. Whoever invented all dressed chips best be in some kind of heaven like place because those things were fucking good and if it wasn’t for Parker’s weird relationship with that one rando Canadian guy with the fucked up face he never would have known about them. 

They stopped disapproving of Wade after he started smuggling them chips and Kinder eggs and assuring them that his friendship with Peter was just that. Which it better be because Peter P is a fucking fetus and Wade is old as tits. Not that Peter wouldn’t have overlooked that in favor of chips because he totally would. Its Tony that would lose his mind.

“Good point. You’re sure nothing is blocking the back door?” Tony asks as they round the side of the house.

“Nope. That little porch? That leads to Gamora’s room so lets make this a quick in and out type thing. If we’re fast we might not have to abandon Bucky,” he says.

Tony grins, “aww, you don’t want to sacrifice him after all,” he says.

“Well duh, but I will if I need to. Don’t think I won’t sacrifice you too if I have to- I am out for myself here.” Tony snorts and shakes his head, obviously not believing that much. Peter thinks he’s underestimating how selfish Peter is but you know what, he’ll find out of he has to sacrifice Tony to Gamora and run. 

He makes quick work of Gamora’s door, taking no less than ten second to pick the lock thanks to his abundance of experience and Tony gives the now open door a shocked look. “Holy shit Quill,” he says as Peter steps into the room, spying the chips immediately.

“Told you I had experience. Hell, we met when I broke into your house to steal all your shit, why are you surprised?” he asks. That moment, Peter had decided, was probably the weirdest in his life. He breaks into the house of a local billionaire to rob the dude of every possession he could get his little pansexual hands on and instead ends up with a threesome. Not that he didn’t swipe a few things too, mostly Rolexes that Tony never wore anyways but still. Its not like he expected a relationship out of it but Tony liked the sheer amount of guts he had and Bucky liked his memes. It worked out for everyone.

“You make a point but still,” Tony says, picking up the chips and walking back out. Peter quickly follows, locking the door behind him and they circle back around the house and into the car. “We gunna go get Bucky?” Tony asks and Peter considers it before shrugging.

“Yeah, why not? Might as well laugh as Gamora tries to chase down the car,” he says, turning them around and pulling up to the curb in front of Gamora and Nebula’s house.

Tony rolls down the window and leans out, “Barnes, get your fantastic ass back in this car, we got the goods!” he yells. Bucky wastes no time in escape, leaping over the porch railing and running as soon as he hits the ground. Unfortunately for him Gamora is just as fast.

“Shit he’s got two seconds or I’m fucking leaving him here,” Peter says, foot on the gas. He gives Bucky a slow count but hits the gas literally as Bucky dives into the passenger window, crushing Tony while he’s at it.

“Were you going to leave me there?” he asks, offended.

“Fuck yeah, Gamora is still after us,” he says, looking in the rear view mirror. 

Bucky swears and starts wiggling the rest of his body through the window he’s still hanging out of while Tony whines about being crushed. When they pass a cop car going seventy in a fifty zone and Bucky just pulling his last limb through the window Peter swears. The sirens go on and he sighs. 

“I can’t believe we’re in a high speed car chase over chips,” he mumbles. “I already have a long enough rap sheet.”

“I don’t have any rap sheet, hit the fucking gas Quill!” Bucky yells at him.

“Everyone calm the fuck down!” Tony yells. “You guys forgot the one ultimate rule of crime. Rich white guys never get arrested. Also I’m eighty percent sure that’s Steve so pull over, you know he’ll keep chasing us just to be a dick.”

Bucky turns around in the back seat and grins, “its is Steve!” he says, waving at him.

“Don’t wave at the fucking cops, Bucky. Who raised you?” he asks.

“A nice Jewish lady. Who raised you?” he counters.

Peter sighs. “A bitchy Southern guy with no moral compass, his skinny friend, and a guy named ‘Taserface’.” 

[dimpus]

FOR THE OC ASKS: Everything divisible by 10 for Chryss, Sibyl, and Philemon!

(500 years later I get my shit together and finish formatting this monster of a response. also fyi tumblr needs to step up its post game because jesus christ this took forever.)

Short Info: Gods and high-ranking demons can’t interact with the physical plane. The Gods use Paragons (extremely dedicated followers who fit the gods’ morals and beliefs to a t, they can possess them with little to no trouble), and the high-ranking demons use low-ranking demons to create halflings, which then do their bidding. Gods are not the polar opposite of demons - demons are subservient to the gods, and a lot of them are bitter about this. Gods also have control over this death entity called Mist, which has recently fallen been stolen by rebellious halflings. It’s been consuming towns and absorbing people for a while, but it’s now threatening the religious capital and the gods by extension, which ain’t good.

Characters:

Chryss: Short for Chrysanthe (which is feminine - demonic naming conventions are weird). Pansexual, he/him pronouns. A halfling (human mother, demon’s don’t have definite genders) who was raised by a group of thieves and rogues lead by his mother Lore. He’s pretty nice and extroverted, tries to be a cool dude. The kleptomania is a problem and so is his intense avarice, but he’s working on it - he gives Aggie (the MC) his old throwing knives to practice with. He’s my fuckin son and i love him.

Sibyl Chavez: Bisexual, more hetero. she/her pronouns. Born in a fishing town on the coast. A by-the-book sweetheart, she’s observant and critical. Her faith is unshakable, but she is a little scared to be a Paragon after what happened to the last ones. Works with Eleanor (another MC, gay for Aggie) to document her condition, and takes over when she is too tired. My nervous daughter, would give her a standing ovation at her cello recital.

Philemon Diot: Bisexual. he/him pronouns. Emotionally reserved empath. He’s from a pretty famous family, but he’s trying to identify himself as “Philemon the Paragon” and not “Philemon, from the Diot Family.” Well-mannered, intelligent, prideful, and just a little bit of a sadist. Friendly but not really close to Eleanor, until she comes to him for help with Aggie and then they gossip like nobody’s business. A borderline asshole.

Now that that’s over with, here’s the actual questions:

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

Chryss - He’s good with anything, but if he had a choice, he’d choose marinated deer loin. 

Sibyl - Her mother makes Bourride like no one’s business. 

Philemon - He comes from a wine-making family, so any good-quality wine is fine with him. As for actual food, he likes sweet things like fruits and tarts.

20. Fears?

Chryss - Abandonment, falling (esp. free-falling), unsanitary medical tools, bats, and dogs

Sibyl - Being caught off-guard, surprises, crowds, storms, strong winds, and flies/maggots

Philemon - Betrayal, the dark, children crying, anger from superiors (esp. directed at him), and solitude

30. Sunrise or sunset?

Chryss - sunset

Sibyl - sunrise

Philemon - sunset

40. Do they have any scars?

Chryss - Like all halflings, Chryss has burn scars on his hands and feet from his brief exposure to the underworld. But his are much more severe than average, with contracture scars up to his elbows and knees. He also has an old, nasty scar under his ribs from a fight as a kid. 

Sibyl - a small scar on the bottom of her foot from stepping on a fish hook, scars from Paragon-related sparring practice, and some acne scars on her face, back, and chest.

Philemon - a scar on his forehead when he passed out from heat exhaustion one time, and scars from Paragon-related sparring practice

50. When is their birthday?

Chryss - December 13th (Sagittarius)

Sibyl - July 1st (Cancer)

Philemon - October 14th (Libra)

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

Chryss - long-winded stories about crimes gone wrong, most likely when they’re told by his mother. she usually ends up hanging off the back of a burning wagon, or with a jam-covered hand shoved in the face of a royal hostage. he also laughs at his SO’s ability to make the absolute craziest faces.

Sibyl - She works closely with Eleanor on medical books, and the latter will illustrate certain stories with poorly drawn stick figures. Sibyl thinks they’re cute.

Philemon - you know those annoying soccer mom stories you hear at your 10-year old cousin’s birthday party??? that’s what he laughs at, sincerely. he is also a sucker for mispronunciations and emphasizing the wrong syllable (“Sih-BEEHL,” “PhileMOON”)

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them? *Disclaimer: I don’t like using TV Tropes that much, as it really gets my ADHD kicking and I’ll be distracted for hours. Because of this, I don’t use the site too often. this is the best I got.

Chryss - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLancer , http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KleptomaniacHero

Sibyl - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyPolitePals

Philemon - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LovableAlphaBitch

80. Are they trustworthy?

Chryss - It depends on your definition. Chryss won’t give away your secrets and is incredibly loyal, but he is a bit of a kleptomaniac and has a problem with “borrowing” things. If you’re friends and ask politely, he’ll return it, but if you’re strangers you’ve lost your valuables forever.

Sibyl - She panics under stress and may blurt out secrets in an act of self preservation - not to divert blame, just to make sure that all information is readily available. For the most part, however, she is trustworthy.

Philemon - Not super trustworthy. He enjoys gossip and doesn’t have a good sense of “hey, maybe this person wants me to keep their secrets secret.” It’s nothing purposefully malevolent, but not super nice. He’s also got an incredible poker face - he doesn’t use it often, but when he does you’ll have no idea until it’s too late. Proceed with caution.

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

Chryss - fairly self-conscious of his burn scars, but manages to feel better by covering them with high gloves and long pants/tall boots. Other than that, he’s fairly satisfied with his appearance.

Sibyl - considers herself average looking

Philemon - pretty vain, and takes great effort to make sure he looks decent (read: imposing). he thinks he’s hot shit.

100. Create your own! I didn’t want to create my own, so I asked Siri for a random number and got: 95. What is their greatest weakness?

Chryss - His mother taught him to appreciate the thrill of a robbery, and it’s become some sort of an obsession for him now. If he needs a pick-me-up - let’s steal some stuff! But worse than that is his underlying Greed that comes from his halfling status, his demonic parent’s main sin. At its peak, it overrules empathy and reason, and he can betray even those he loves the most. 

Sibyl - She fucking PANICS. When she was younger, she was rendered almost completely useless by her anxiety. Sibyl’s better with it now, especially with help from her friends and superiors, but if she were to go through emotional upheaval or some big reveal, she’d be out of commission for at least a few days.

Philemon - For the most part, Philemon is reasonable and knows his limits. But sometimes, he gets caught up in promises and lies and stretches himself too thin, and this gets him in serious trouble. He’s got a delicate web of friends and allies, and if one of those were to become an enemy, the whole thing could fall apart.

[pearlrebs]

I guess i wasnt very clear. Easy to seem angry over the internet unintentionally. I mean to say; rebs url (a small thing) represented something to us. Xe left and we all really miss xer. Xe mattered to us and was a special part of tjlc. 1/8

In many peoples eyes this is an aggressive act. Im sure that you can see at least a little how we would see it that way. 2/8

I wasnt implying that you are not queer or that i hate queers. i was saying that, this is the internet, im not going to always believe everything everyone tells me. 3/8

Most queers i know, try and stick together despite our differences. And the fact that you seem very angry (could be reading into it) at a group of people who are predominately queer tells me that you COULD be something other than queer. 4/8

As you yourself said this is just a tv show...but its more than that isnt it? Why you spend so much thought throwing shade at rebs or the tjlcers or whoever, tells me that theres something else going on and that it is important. 5/8

banding together with like-minded people is the solution to the political shitfest we are in. I'd like to think that we could work thru our differences to reach our common goals assuming, we have common goals. (if im wrong, please let me know) 6/8

I dont see myself as a victim, im only sad. not in a pitying way. Its hard to describe. You were probably the victim of an angry tjlcer on here or witnessed the chaos and theres really no excuse for hatefullness (im admonishing my own camp here). 7/8

debate, yes, but never being mean just to be mean. That doesnt get anyone anywhere. I hope this makes sense and im not trying to offend you. I just think life is too short to hate. And its sad that there has been much on here. 8/8

I’m actually not angry, I think it’s all kinda funny. Though I do try my best to respond seriously to serious messages. The “go fuck yourself”s will always be met with a “sounds good,” but when someone takes the time to send a message like this, I tend to pay attention. Anyways...

First you say you’re not going to always believe everything everyone tells you, then you turn around and say that the tj//lc group is predominantly queer. Who’s telling you that? Hard evidence? Demographics data? A census taken by a neutral third party to determine age range and sexuality, and what direction they believe the show should go? As I answered someone before: anecdotal evidence is inadmissible in science and court for a reason. Of course since you’re a lesbian (a factoid gleaned from your profile, but if this is inaccurate, please inform me. But I could easily say you’re not, but I don’t, because when someone tells me they’re queer, I believe them, who the hell wants to be in a [most places on the globe] hated minority? [by “hated,” I mean high risk of murder, bullying, and homelessness, and possibly being a criminal act depending on where you live]), your experience is going to be skewed towards finding other queer people. You think the group is predominantly queer people, but from the outside looking in, even as a queer person, I’ve mostly seen a bunch of straight women geeking over two middle aged white dudes possibly touching dicks, and using “representation” as a mask. I haven’t mingled with your community — I’ve got my own, who are and aren’t queer all the same.

And again, I say that with full knowledge that it is anecdotal evidence from my viewpoint and experience. I could be wrong. But that doesn’t mean you’re right either. 

Moving on. Most queer people (I don’t like the term “queers” personally, but as a queer person, you can reclaim that word however you want) you know stick together despite the differences. Okay. But if our difference is that you don’t think I deserve rights, or that my life is somehow worth less than a straight person’s (voting Dump/Pence, specifically Mike Pence, who would rather a gay person go to a conversion camp — where the risk of suicide is nearly 70% — than be gay), then that’s not a “difference.” That’s almost a hate crime (and it actually is in some countries). 

I assume you and I have similar goals — stop the carney-handed mango. I assume all but the 14% of LGBT people who did vote for that cheeto in a wig, do. Hence why I make a point of saying I don’t hate Rebs as a person (although the fact that xer Patreon is still up, and xe’s still collecting money, despite the fact xe’s publicly declared xe has no intention on ever making videos again, and even taking the existing ones down, is a little less than the perfect angel everyone is insisting that xe is). 

Tbh, maybe I tend to befriend more queer people irl, but you know what else is important? Straight allies. To me, being LGBT+ is a description of where I put my genitals/my gender identity, and I don’t exactly bond with people over that. A shared struggle, yes, and if I see a queer person being bullied, I will step in. I can support a gay man’s rights, even if that gay man is going out there campaigning for the orangutan in a suit (and some did). I’ll say he should be allowed to get married to whoever he wants, and when his Nazi buddies turn on his ass, I’ll be helping him find a visa out of here, but dear Ahura Mazda, I wouldn’t be caught dead having a beer with him. In fact, they most criticism I’ve ever gotten for being trans, is from other trans people. Yes, they should have rights, but fuck them as individuals, holy shit, don’t tell me how to transition. You can be trans (or any LGBT+) and still be a shitty person. 

But like... about 10%-15% of people are queer. 10%-15% of people couldn’t have voted for our rights and won. Meaning we have a ton of straight people on our side. And that’s what we are: we’re people. I love Steven Universe and pizza. I’ll find people that love Steven Universe and pizza that didn’t vote for literally satan. 

I’ve personally never been wronged by a hateful tj//lcer. But as you pointed out, there was a lot of hatefulness that was slung around. I watched as people attacked Mark Gatiss for not making their ship canon, or call him straight (they really care about representation, don’t they? /s), attacked other queer ships, tags, bullied some other queer shippers into self-harm, etc. 

No, that wasn’t you doing any of that, and that wasn’t anything you participated in... This blog really isn’t about you, I don’t know why you’re so sad about it. This is about everyone’s actions that I’m starting to suspect we both found deplorable. Though I guess if you were a close follower of Rebs, you hated Mary from second one, which was really uncalled for (hate her for shooting Sherlock — I don’t, but it’s a reason — but that didn’t happen until we knew her for two whole episodes, half of a third, and she was just a lovely person until that exact moment). 

The thing is, it IS just a show to me. I’m just responding to hate until I get bored with it. But tj//lc it became so much more to a bunch of people, and that’s why it got so toxic. 

Again, THE PROBLEM is tj//lcers were demanding representation from a show, and writers, who were always honest that they weren’t going to give it. At least not in the way they wanted (and when it wasn’t in the way they wanted, they had tantrums, which is why I say: it was never about “representation” for some of them.). Rebs, even if it started as just a hobby, quickly became, and fed into this mass conspiracy that ultimately did end up hurting a lot of people. Possibly including xerself. That’s why I don’t feel bad taking your symbol: it is just a show, everyone had prior warning that jxhnlock wouldn’t happen, so the conspiracy was always just going to be fanfiction, and Rebs did some shitty things. 

The way people are freaking out... they need to get over it. Or if not, okay, soak in grief forever over a fictional ship, but there’s probably better ways of dealing with all this besides sending me hate. Because honestly, what does anyone hope to accomplish by sending me hate? Me to delete? Sure, let’s say I did that. Jxhnlock isn’t going to be any more canon, and Rebs isn’t going to be any less wrong, and all of the hate xe encouraged is still going to be out there. Oh, and I’ll keep responding, which really just makes it worse. 

Had people just ignored me — never sent any messages — there would be precisely one post on this blog, which was my original announcement that I had it.

Also — what have I said that’s “hateful?” Yeah, okay, I called rebs a “twat” for being a misogynist, I thought it was delightfully ironic, having a misogynistic slur juxtaposed next to that observation (like saying, “don’t fucking swear”), but no one got the joke, so I took it down. But otherwise? Saying John Watson is Straight is just a fact. Jxhnlock never happened, and since it didn’t, the insistence that he’s bisexual has no standing. He’s always said, “I’m not gay.” I never took that to mean he was saying, “I’m not gay, but I like men, I’m bisexual/pansexual.” Jeez, no, if he was part of the community at all, I imagine he’d let it pass, rather than get angry about the assumption (like Sherlock does, who is, said by the writers, to be neither gay nor straight. In fact, I’ve often heard that if you’re a good straight ally, it means not being upset if people assume you’re gay for standing up with them — so in some interpretation, he’s actually a bit homophobic). I’ve also pointed out that xe was wrong, which xe is. My banner is of Gatiss confirm jxhnlock wasn’t happening again — this is a thing that happened. Are facts “hateful” now? 

Also... “life is too short to hate.” I mean... I think I’ve got enough life left in me to hate the sentient tire fire that uses too much fake tan cream, and the apparent resurgence of Nazis in America. Don’t you? Shouldn’t you? 

tj//cers are definitely not on that level, but I don’t hate them, is the thing. I said this before: I hate no one in particular, just what the legacy produced.