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#@INSURANCE COMPANY WHAT DO YOU /MEAN/ YOU DON'T HAVE RECORD OF THIS /I/ HAVE RECORD OF THIS#I CALLED THE SPECIALIST AND VERIFIED EVERYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO WHAT DO YOU /MEAN/ YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED INFORMATION TO REIMBURSE#MY CLAIM#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK THROUGH THE COMPLICATIONS OF MY DISABILITY IF I HAVE TO SPEND ALL OF MY TIME FUCKING FIGHTING WITH /YOU/#BITE MAIM KILL ETC.#mc13 in the real world
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#konan#KILLING BITING MAIMING ETC ETC#what if i grab your head and whack it against a rock uh jiraiya#what if i kill you with a hammer
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we need to make suggesting someone skip the first three seasons of mash as taboo as suggesting someone skip the ninth doctor
#killing biting maiming etc#if they're not your thing fine. whatever. you're wrong but it's fine#but if nothing else you're depriving new viewers of vital context that makes later emotional arcs more impactful#like. why should you give a shit about the first ten minutes of welcome to korea if you don't know who trapper is#hell you wouldn't know who hawkeye is!! the first episode is first for a reason it's there to introduce you to the characters + setting#or even the season 2 opener would be a better place to start since that's just the pilot done better#i won't pretend the early seasons are perfect but saying mash got good after season 3 is. well frankly it's stupid#this debate has been done to death but sometimes i'll see a take and go hang on did we watch the same show or do you just not get satire or#mash#my posts
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how does anyone watch community and go you know who my favourite character is? that mean old ex cop who was only around for one season and spent most of his screen time being rude to everyone, including holding a fan favourite captive in what could be easily argued to be an actual hate crime? Why would such a person even enjoy the rest of the show?
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‘lawrence didn’t go back for adam’ ok did you ever consider lawrence asking for adam any time he was lucid while he was being kept in john kramers hospital from hell ? after cutting his own foot off ? and john refusing to let lawrence see him ? or just refusing to acknowledge adam full stop ? and lawrence not being able to do anything ? not being able do anything but lie there and wait for whatever comes next and
#��where’s adam?’ ‘is adam ok?’ ‘please let me see adam i have to see adam i need to help him’#and john acts like lawrence hasn’t even spoken#chainshipping#saw 2004#killing maiming biting etc#lawrence defender until i die actually#📹
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thinking vile and wicked thoughts about adaptations that switch cosette and fantine’s hair colors so they fit the mold of “dark haired slut” and “pure blonde ingenue” 🙏🏼
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This episode was insane. Absolutely insane.
#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun stampede spoilers#killing maiming biting etc#screaming crying throwing things#girls gender neutral#of course
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Don’t get me fucking STARTED on the slow burn perfection that is a canon compliment (esque) daforge. insane. Me when I’ve been in love with my best friend for months/years and don’t tell him bc it would ruin the best friendship I’ve ever had. Me when I’m so convinced I’m incapable of feeling anything that it’s out of the realm of possibility that I could like a person?? Me when we work together and everything has to be kept professional, but literally everybody knows. Im going to gnaw my own arm off.
The mutual pining??? The longing looks??? The many hours spent together wherever there was space and using any excuse, just to quell the desperation???? Casual, gentle touches??? A stolen first kiss??? Peace in the fact that they both know they’ve found their person??? Data fucking dies but it’s ok bc he comes back (I’ve had Picard spoiled for me w/o context) ?????? Oh my god I’m aaaa aaaAAKSKSKSKSAAJAJJAJSJSJSJS RAHHHH RAHHHHHG RAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG
#daforge#star trek tng#tng#data#data soong#geordi la forge#they’re gay your honor#I’ll die on this hill idec#ravaging everything like a rabid animal#biting maiming killing etc
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Me: I really miss QSMP's translation feature, I can't watch a lot of my favorite streamers anymore without it. But hey, maybe Youtube's translation feature can at least give me a little bit of context for what's being said!
Youtube:
#i talk#qsmp talk#killing maiming biting etc#I pray for the day when we have a good global translation feature for websites#After English my next best language is Japanese#and after that it's Spanish (and I'm being very generous saying that because my Spanish is awful)#QSMP helped me pick up some Portuguese but I don't know ANY French
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my fatal flaw is wanting a sweet treat at every minor inconvenience
#like. look. i'm not a judgy person much. i try to keep an open mind. people learn at different paces etc. but i was with DUMBASSES.....#they're sitting there for seven minutes giving up because they don't know the answer and I WAS!!! TELLING THEM WHAT IT WAS. REPEATEDLY. and#they were all men and i was the only girl there and they were notttttt. listening to anything i had to say (the only one who reviewed it#before and knew) at all. i'm going to kill people#i mean. is this a common occurrence yes but i'm still not used to it and have my first response as kill bite maim. also further annoying bc#the sweet treat. was not even that great......
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I wish the Army recruitment officer posting qr codes for people to "get their medical bills paid off by the military" on every pole up and down the street of the hospital I work by a very die thanks
#im about to bike up and down this street ripping them off im not kidding#im filled with vehement rage#kill kill killl bite maim etc#anarchism#anarchist#wow bet you cant tell whos fronting
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genuinely i’m so tired of having boobs i want them gone i want a flat chest and i know it’s not gonna happen anywhere in the near future so i just have to keep dealing with these fuckass lumps that i can’t even bind. maybe in a month when i’m on my own i can order some binders but for now i can’t and i’m really upset about it
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Horrid news everypony snoozing tumblr love no longer removes the icon from the icon bar at the bottom of the app
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Community movie should have a joint Ducktales reference and callback to Hickey's drawings with them briefly watching some Ducktales and Abed being like "See that's how you actually draw a duck, you...stupid fucking garbage old man" in a sudden outburst of pent up anger
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YOU. ARTIST. ARE YOU NORMAL ABOUT THESE SIBLINGS.
#you’ll never guess who this is about (ragbros)#was going through the tag because I love them completely forgot people are freaks sometimes 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹#biting maiming killing etc#delete later#ram rambles#PROSHIPPERS DNI#I WILL ADD A FUCKING BANNER
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