#what a fuckjng idiot

[twinksintrees]

i’m going to punch someone

[svtskneecaps]

ok which one of you fuckers is going to write the sky high au where cellbit is warren peace and roier is layla williams or am i the only one here who's that flavor of crazy

[turigirl]

kicks rocks

[jinleebelee]

It's offical I fucking hate mickey mouse vlun house. I had to watch my brother. And I thought is be off the hook-

I avoided a tk scene. Thank God right FOR INCE I FUCKJNG AVOIDRD IT

But then.... Karma FUCKINF KARAMA HAD TO FET ME TOO. AND IT GOT ME SO SO FUCKING BAD.

I WAS JUST WATCHUN MY OHONE WHEN I HEARD TKLISH FLIWERS AND I PAUSED. OH FUCK NO- I DROPPED MY OHONE AND BEING THE IDIOT THAT I WAS.

AND I DONT KNOW WHY I DID IT. I JUDT WATCHED AS THOS ALL SCARAMSPARED. ANS IM LIKE PLEASE DONT GO TO THE FLOWES OLEASE TO GO TO THISE FUCKING LIKE TO LAUVH FLOWRS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

OH BUT GUESS WHt they FHCKING WENT TO THE FLOWERS. AND THE TK SCENE LASTED FOR 5 FUCKING MINIYES BETWEEN THE GOD DAMN DOG MIMKIVKING THAT THE FLOWERS LIKED TO LAUGH SO HE MIMKRD THE TK

ANS THIS MOUSE SHIT XAME ON AND WHAT WERE THE TOKLS A FUCKINF FEATHWR A FUCK-

OH BUT NO IT GOT FUCKINF WORSE THEY KEPT ON SAY THE TKLISH WORD AND THE TK WLRD OVER AN DOVER

BUT THE LAST SCENE HIT ME HARD- LIKE FUCK

I CAN NOT STAND WHEN PEOPLE SAY THE TK WORD WHEN THEY TK YA KNKW I CAN NOT FUCKINF STAND THAT SHIT.

AND THE FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE STARTED SKIPPER SWIPPIN THE FEATHER WHOLE GOING A TK TK TK. A TK RK RK

WHAT RHE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK- YA K KW WHAT IM TOO FUCKINF FKUSTERE AND TIRED FOR THIW SHJT. IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP FORGET THIS HAPPEN AND GO FJCKING WAKE UP AND LOOK THEOUH MY LIKE TUMBLER SHIT-

I CROSS MY FINGERS THAT I EIRHER A DO NOT WAKE UP FLUSYERED B GET UNRMTIONALLY ATTACHEX THE POINT WERE I REALLY WANNA BE FLUSTERED BUT REFUSE OR C

FUCK FUCK DUCK FHCK JUST FUCKINF HIDE MYSELF- YEA THAT WHAT IM GONNA DO FUCKINF CURL MY ASS IP AND FORGET THAT STUPID FEATHER TK SHIT

[acemarkey]

uh the ask game thingy ♿🌻⚕️🏳️‍🌈 for literally everyone in charisma house. go crazy go insane

smile. Under the cut cuz there's so fucking much

iori - bpd . Looks both ways. yeah that's about it. displays every symptom ever. i dont hc him with any specific phys disability but there is definitely one. WAIT I LIED chronic back pain. points at barometric pressure episode

♿️ What is their disability/disabilities? What are the symptoms that they show?

terra - to go along with my jokes about her being an old woman. joint pain. prolly arthritis but she hasn't looked into it cuz she doesn't think she needs to. also npd obviously. prolly some other shit who knows

rikai - legally blind i think. hoh also and she doesnt realize how fucking annoying her whistle is.

saru - fibromyalgia. once again not diagnosed but he knows it's there. his legs go numb often and when they're not numb they just hurt

ohse - forgive me for projecting here Smile. some sort of chronic pain disorder (knees mostly), anemia (frequently faints cuz of it ) . bpd (obv), chronic depression & anxiety . not projecting on this one but i think he has a missing toe cuz he dropped his knife on it and had to get rushed to the er by rikai once. also bad pain in wrists cuz Yk. Artist.

amahiko - ok getting his hypersexuality out of the way. there's that thing with his dick hurting when it rains. man. I dont know.

fumiya - she's diabetic to me & is also an osdd1b system ^_^ the silliest

torahime since u said he counts - also diabetic. Following getting hit by fumiyas motorcycle twice. I think he'd have some sort of chronic pain but idk. ALSO BPD WHICH IS AGAIN OBVIOUS and dpd.

and everyone is autistic.

🌻 Do they do anything that helps manage their disability? (Ie medication, hot and/or cold patches, set sleeping times, ect)

ohse Has depression and anxiety meds but he doesn't take them. torahime and fumiya take insulin. the house always has at least two bottles of different painkillers at all times courtesy of amahikos mother

(doing phys disabilities)

⚕️ How did they find out they were disabled?

iori - he overworked himself so bad and it started raining once and he just. Died.

terra - she still doesnt know

rikai - her parents were both legally blind so he got glasses at a young age and his eyesight deteriorated . with hoh she still doesn't know she just thinks.its like that for everyone

saru - one day in a gang fight he nearly collapsed and the pain never really went away so he hooked himself up wkth crutches. shrug

ohse - he just kinda. knew. he got mocked for walking weirdly so. it wadnt really a revelation

amahiko - his family is entirely doctors. next question

fumiya - i Dont Know. tbh.

torahime - well i would assume he found out when he got hit by the motorcycle ,

iori - never really complains unless prompted and will work through the pain til he drops cuz he's like that !

🏳️‍🌈 A random headcanon about them and their disability

terra - amahiko's mom is the first person she told about anything .

rikai - doesn't realize the whistle is loud cuz she can't hear anything clearly .

saru - SWAG ASS CRUTCHES. USED AS WEAPONS. FUCKJNG DECKED OUT.

ohse - customized wrist brace, signed by all of the charismas and he cried so hard over it. they signed it when he was sleeping snd he woke up to it

amahiko - all of his stuff is hereditary i think

fumiya - sometimes sits there and talks to a headmate but will ONLY do it when terra is around and it creeps her tf out. also everyone can pry his sweets out of his cold dead hands

torahime - i dont have anything for him. but he cried after that call with the fucking idiot of all time cuz he was so embarrassed and nearly split

oh my fucking god.

[fishtankwater]

Idk what to fucking write as an introduction bitches

Im just gonna write whatever ig

Im Sokou and I’m a fuckjng idiot

My favorite danganronpa characters are Peko,Kokichi, and Chihiro

My kind are Kokichi, Akane, and Miu (I’m literally all three of them if they fused together)

Uh I’ll write for Danganronpa, Doki Doki Literature Club, and maybe FNaF that will most likely expand later on

Be warned I have horrible grammar

I will not in fact be using punctuation

Uh nsfw is allowed

Uh

I won’t be writing for Mahiru hiyoko or Kaede for no apparent reason I just don’t like Mahiru or Kaede and hiyoko would be hard to rigth for

Not allowed:

PEdophillia

Incest

Scat play or piss link or anything to do with bodily fluids (puke,shit,piss,ect)

I’ll TRY to post once a week

Uh bare with me send requests give constructive critical and if I’m using this fucking app wrong tell me

I think that’s it

[heartfucksmouth]

need somewhere to vent this quickly

but I just cried for 40 minutes while trying to put Aidan to sleep. and then i stayed up for 2 hours afterwards making him a playlist on spotify (while still holding him sleeping)

I've been bleeding/menstruating for over 2 weeks ever since I got an IUD but it's HEAVY and I think I don't have a shred of iron in my body I'm so exhausted and nauseous and dizzy. it's hard caring for a baby like this. I wish people ... understood. I wish I didn't feel like everyone is looking at me like "lol told you so idiot you're a terrible mom bc you're sick"

anyways Marsha moved my shoes from the kitchen shoe rack thing to my room and she moved my reusable grocery bags from next to the door to aidans room (????) and I'm lkke... what the actual fuck. I need the bags near the door so I'll remember to take them to my car. she moves my shit all the time and I feel foolish for getting so upset but it triggers me or something and I obsess over it for the rest of the day and get angrier and angrier until I have a meltdown.

I just want to move out. I've been grieving a lot about my missed potential and all the people I never got to be and I feel like I'm being stifled living here. I'll never get aidans nursery finished the way I want, I'll never be allowed to put my.things anywhere except.our room. I mean we can't even keep an extra tube of toothpaste jn the bathroom cabinet. I can't keep my skincare stuff in the bathroom. I had to go buy shower racks just to keep my own shampoo on and that's only cuz I didn't ask.flr permission to do that. there is so many micro ... things! that make me feel unwelcome and make me feel like I have to be smaller and smaller. and that's what I swore I'd never do again! it's not fuckjng fair that I'll never reach my potential bc I'm fucking sick and poor. I can't even be the mom I want to be

I'm feeling really depressed about it all. I love my son, and I love myles and I love our little family including zazu...but it's really tough to think about this kind of shit. I feel constantly cockblocked by life. I just wanna realize one dream of my own ffs

[rin-the-fandom-weirdo]

Who is this dumb lil idiot on your page rn?

Sup, finally doing a fuckjng intro or something. Anyway, I’m Rin, or Orionz, I have had this account for years, only just got active on it this year though.

I used to make Undertale stuff, but not that into anymore.

Speaking of that, here are some things I find interesting:

Horror Books

Musical Theatre

Homestuck

Anime (In general ig)

Oh Vast Error I like that one

FNaF but only for the lore (I’m in the Mariana Trench)

Vocaloid and Project Sekai (Especially Wonderlands x Showtime they make amazing music)

memes

That funny Lego show about Journey to the West

The other funny lego show about ninjas

TMNT (Still need to watch some of the other versions but I’ve watch 2012, ROTTMNT, and Mutant Mayhem)

Cookie Run (Both games)

I uh I watch SaltyDKDan so Pokémon?

As you can see I am bad at coming up with words, but you know what I am good at coming up with? Art. Fun fact, I am responsible for that one whiteboard drawing of the tbh creature.

I also have a lot of characters I made myself and stuff.

Anyway, I’m female but honestly don’t give a fuck about the pronouns you use for me, though I mainly use She/They. I’m on the part of the asexual spectrum that just isn’t the type to like sex at all, so no nsfw or sexual advances please… and uh… I hope to become an animator, YouTuber, and Twitch streamer.

That’s it, you can do whatever you want now. bye.

[bombshellxmichelle]

Gives me the ick

The Ick

The fucking ick

I give myself the ick at times

I’m not my thoughts. You need to meditate. And get going. I’m so fucking overwhelmed with the exam. Where do I start. And why do I keep thinking about so many fkets from the past. It’s like a threat like she’s right, I’m afraid she’s right about me. Well I know she’s right.. or more like I know I have some flaws but no one is perfect. And life is about working smarter not harder and I don’t need to be miserable.

There’s things I run away from and shut down from too.

There’s so much that just is not going to work out. Things need to be set up for the best. Things need to be set up for a happy and healthy ending. I don’t need to prove myself to any man.. it’s just about being me unapologetically. It’s about self love and self healing and pouring the cup into myself. Yet it’s also about loving him. Like I literally can’t even. I fucking can’t I just need to meditate and clear my mind.

It feels nonstop rigbt now but there will be an end to this feeling. Block and delete I’m glad I did that because that guy is a fucking loserrrrrr LOL trust me he has zero ties to me and yes he’s right he owes me nothing. You think I want to be friends with you get fucking real you idiot. Don’t even feel guilt babe you’re playing the game this just how the real world is babe.

He ain’t doin it then another man will. Like this the lifestyle I deserve and more.

You are good baby. You’re good. You’re free. You don’t need to be anywhere but here. You aren’t missing out. You are good. You have always been good. I’m fuckjng nervous. The way my mood fluctuates so goddamn up and down in a day. Overwhelmed. Sad. Grateful. Hopeful. Motivated. Then impulsive. Upset. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions bro. It’s my responsibility to upkeep.

Don’t listen to anybody but your own heart. There’s no fucking system in place. It feels like there’s just so much la la la and shit. Like I need a schedule and a disciplined self schedule isn’t going to work for me. See it for what it is and accept it. It’s nothing to do with your competency, your self worth, your value. It just is because it is and that’s fucking okay. I don’t believe that it’s okay though.

My brain be jumping so much it’s so hard to sit still and just be - to just study.

Let her go mich.. be okay with how others reject or look down on you.. because it’s

I don’t know what I want. I don’t know what my “game plan” or strategy is. I feel so fucking lost and like I don’t know what’s the right guided path. I need everything and all things to just shut the fuck up. So I can hear my own voice. Yet I don’t trust that voice ? Or the voice is not the best. Like I don’t know what to do. I think I’m deep in this thinking spiral and it’s going to be really deadass baddd.

Throw that whole shit away. The keg LOL, trust your intuition. You know you babe.

I’m not blocking my blessings and I’m not chasing no man. What works works and what don’t, dont.

It’s not my problem how others view or see me whatsoever.

It was nice being with a man who was who he was. Doing anything for me though wasn’t exactly anything at all. His personality is just his money literally and I’m surprised he didn’t know that.

Can’t hook up a Christmas gift, sending me dumb fucking videos of you at the strip club- don’t blame urself babe. He’s literally an idiot, he makes me fucking puke he’s so disgusting and recording every single thing. We’re just friends like boy you think you have game or that you’re the one wearing the pants HAHAHA. Get outta here, you some lame ass sucka shit, I’m one less sucka free.

Journaling keeps me in tune with myself.

There’s some very very poor coping mechanisms on my part. I can do better and I can be better. The day is not over. Every day there is another chance and another opportunity. Every hour every minute. Time is ticking and life for me will end one day.

Be who you are and say how you feel, those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.

Yes, you deserve the world and more. Yes, you deserve Queen and princess treatment.

Yes, as soon as the shit goes downwards then it’s downwards and that’s that.

I’m the best they’ve ever had and they will never ever forget that.

I have a smart head, the right head on my shoulders, I have family, I’m devoted and invested in the right here and right now.

No matter what happens. Don’t you give up. Don’t you feel bad about yourself. Don’t you blame yourself. You keep moving forward. You put yourself first. It doesn’t matter what anybody thinks or says. The world is yours baby. Do no harm and take no shit. Know your worth and don’t ignore your intuition. If it’s not getting better it’s getting worse.

You decide what kind of mindset to have. You decide your daily schedule. You decide what to do in your free time. Tik tok and Instagram isn’t SHIT. It’s not healthy for your loneliness.

Your loneliness must include giving to yourself.

My loneliness must include nourishing myself. Healing, revealing, feeling. Be at peace with yourself before you look at others. Have a high self esteem and confidence levels. Be the inspiration you have always needed and sought. You are so many steps ahead of what ever was in the past and you have the power to keep moving forward.

Stop being mediocre.

[lovecatsys]

Everyone keepd telling me that i feel too sorry for myself. I just want. Emotions go away. Pls just let my emotiond go away

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of 11x19

this episode was hyped up by @theteasetwrites and @belatalbotgf so lets see if it lives up to expectations.

also, shout out to @normanplusdaryl for finding me a link there was no way i was paying amc after their transgressions 🫶 i also heard there was no carol in this episode so :/

- omg the astronomical slay by max is just

- HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BEATING THE CIVILIANS UP

- eugene’s stupid cowboy hat pls 😭

- god daryl is so fucking sexy fr

- LMAOOOO SEBASTIAN’S DEAD BODY

- omg she didnt lose her way she realized your way was wrong 😭😭

- NOOO LEAVE MAX ALONE

- oh eugene okay well maybe don’t do that

- ROSITA HAS THE COMFIEST LOOKING SHIRTS???

- jerry <33333

- aaron just wants to get back to his daughter :(

- even if i didnt like eugene i would still keep him away from mercer just to piss the commonwealth off

- omg she got her little backpack 🫶🫶

- EUGENE’S LITTLE VEST 🫶

- oh god eugene is gonna start feeling guilty and go look for her alone isn’t he

- NO JERRY NO JERRY WHAT HAPPENED

- wow this site im watching this on is so pixelated omg

- i dont remember who this man is but good for you lydia 🫶

- HAHAHAHA AARON CAUGHT HIM

- if jerry dies im gonna throw a hissyfit

- oh no aaron’s in a bad mood im sorry jerry :(

- lmaooo walker sebastian

- wish i felt something but i don’t

- PRINCESS SLAYYYYYYYYYY

- noooo lydiaaaaa

- aaron getting flashbacks of eric 100% :(

- NOOO HES TALKING ABOUT ERIC PLEASE

- PLEASE 😭😭🫶🫶

- FUCK NEGAN FUCK NEGAN FUCK NEGAN FRRRRR

- “those years in alexandria… it was the happiest moments of my life”

- HE WISHES THAT HE COULD TAKE BACK EVEN ONE OF THOSE NOS SO HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE DAY WITH ERIC THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED

- omg are these the new walkers daryl is fucking off to france for

- omg they got max

- MAX SLAY MAX SLAYYYY

- omg so mercer became a cop bc he wanted to be like his dad

- MAX SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAX GIRLBOSS

- um i just realized is someone gonna die to the new walkers like jesus to the whisperers bc if so can it be elijah bc i have no attachment to him

- YOU TRYNA EAT URSELF COCK??? NORMAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

- omg eugene threatening daryl pls

- daryl looks so small in comparison to eugene omg

- NOO EUGENE :(

- babe daryl does not understand any of the words you’re saying

- “means lying” PLSSS EUGENE SAID DUMB IDIOT HAHA

- omg princess realize your worth SLAY

- LANCE ON HIS KNEES AGAIN?:!/!-?? FREE HIM HE AINT DONE NOTHIN WRONG

- HAHAHA pamela confronting him about all the bad shit he’s done only for him to go “yeah but consider”

- EWWW WHY IS

- THEYVE BEEN FUCKING THERES NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS

- WHY IS HE BRETAHING SO HARD THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

- SUB LANCE

- UM WHAT IS HOIGN TON

- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM FLABBERGASTED BEWILDERED FLOORED TAKEN ABACK ASTONISHED STUNNED DUMBFOUNDED STUPEFIED CONFOUNDED

- WHY IS SHE IN HIS PANTS

- GET OUT OF THERE GIRL

- omg pamela in her two-face era

- omg hes gonna eat him

- SHE WANTS TO KEEP HIM ALIVE???

- THE GOVERNER ??? IS THAT YOU??

- omg princess breaking up with mercer

- no princess :(((

- NOO PRINCESS

- NOOO PRINCESSSSS

- “it could be better” SLAY PRINCESS SLAYYY KNOW YOUR WORTH “it should be”

- PRINCESS 😭😭😭😭

- NO NO NO NO NO LYDIA AND AARON

- YES A JERRY MONTAGE

- if he dies im gonna scream and throw up

- NOOOO NO JERRY ARE TOU FUCKJNG KIDDING ME

- ohhh my goddd

- just making out as aaron and jerry talk about the new horrors of variant walkers

- KING JERRY AND QUEEN NABILA!!!

- NOOOOO ROSITA NOOO EUGENE

- “you have to let me go”

- there are so many white men in that police station

- OH MY GOD THEY BEAT ROSITA UP

- I CANT WAIT FOR CAROL SLAYAGE YESSS

- CAROL AND DARYL SLAY PLEASEEE

- i need them i need them i need them 🫶

- IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK

[tasteless-deactivated2022011029]

I'm so not gonna lie. I'm mostly suicidal cause of anger. If I'm sad I'm literally like... okay... ? Fuckjng cheer up god. Idiot. When I'm mad thats cause ive tried and thought about changing the shit that makes me mad. And I cant change it or i dont have room for error enough to attempt to. And on like okay fine fine! So what the fick is gonna end this intolerable misery then huh. And the universe is like... and every time I'm like. Hoo. True.

[slovakbabe]

at my intake today the person was like "so what do u have" (paraphrasing) and i was like autism and she looked at me skeptically and was like "diagnosed?" since it's so fuckjng important to u yes i'm professionally diagnosed bc my parents aren't idiots and were able to get me dx'd young

[wilccard]

☺ ♣ ♥ !! ☼ ?? ► ↕

                                     ( modern au ) ::: accepting.

☺ for a loving/affectionate text 

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  when did we turn into the third floor gays that buy flowers and leave them on the window sill for ages? 🙄

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  several poets would be disappointed in us. i won’t bother listing them here.😒 just buy new flowers THE ONES THAT DON’T DIE.

♣ for a drunk text

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  [ SPEECH TO TEXT ] hello babe why is your family cruella de vil. ville. veel? how do you spell

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  i’m getting grilled for no fuckjng sreason. Reason. why do they know my motherss name??? something abt? her not finishing college? fucking ell

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  HOW AM I AT UR FAMILY PARTY BEFROE YOU...! GET HERE 🤡

♥ for a sexual/naughty text 

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  oh my god, august, the things that does to me.

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  [ VIDEO 03:38 ]

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  okay, longer than usual, but. what’s the point in having a bathroom mirror if not this. ALSO, USE HEADPHONES. EXPLICIT DESCRIPTIONS AHEAD.

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  if you use this to destroy my nonexistent political career (since my life is an appendage to yours at this point, no jk) at least take it to the finish line

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]] [ IMAGE ] yea btw we need to clean the bathroom mirror.

!! for a threatening text 

[[  sutherlandslide. ]]  [ 2018 ] [ drafted ] i cannot believe you’d pull this stunt. what’s the point in bringing him to the dorm room, you absolute idiot, you have a condo in the city. yOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. OF COURSE I’D WALK IN ON YOU TWO. you’d think i?? what, wouldn’t catch on? wouldn’t see through the paperthinfuckingveil of it? I AM NOT BLOODY TWELVE. I’M A POLI SCI MAJOR THIS IS LIKE... COLD WAR TACTICS 101. i cannot believe you’d use up and break the heart of some random bloke just to prove a point - people are people you absolute fucking brat. you spoiled, silverspoon asshole. shit like this, august? it’s exactly the reason i need to go. i just... need some time away. a world that doesn’t revolve around this will-they-wont-they we keep doing.

☼ for a morning text 

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  it’s like i woke up and i no longer know who i am

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  or as if i just found out. yea, definitely the latter

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  cannot believe it took us this long to do this. mostly me, but shush. i’m losing it in the fucking subway i cannot wait to get back home.

?? for a strange/vague text

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  the polls close in at 10, go go go go !!! you can make it to the first interview if you drop everything right now. ed should be there.

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  i’m omw, just trying to GET A FUCKING RIDe. if central lon traffic isn’t your priority for the first quarter i’m quitting.

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  also, if this works out.... and i’m saying IF. if. we should probably get new phones for these messages??? i’m not freaking out. just... I just want to hold you right now. to be there for whatever they announce.

► for a text not meant for you

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  jonathan i have no idea what they teach you in med school but. That thing you suggested? Christ i saw stars. i’m p sure august can’t walk straight 👌

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  wait

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  SMHhhhhh no way 🙃🙃🙃. they show shit like this on twitter and i always said it’s utterly fake tosh. well GUESS WHAT? I’M BEING PUNISHED FOR MY SKEPTICISM. FOR MY HUBRIS.

[[  willem 🍑💕 ]]  i am so sorry lol.

�� for a scared/worried text

[[  sutherlandslide. ]]  [ 2019 ]  this is a temp phone so i’m not sure if it’ll get through. thank God the contacts saved. S. Jobs looking out for me from beyond the grave i guess haha.

[[  sutherlandslide. ]] [ 2019 ] okay, okay. here’s to cutting the crap in the new year: your mom texted. actually, she didn’t, she phoned MY mom, who was already riled up for not being able to reach me, so I assume that just amped her up. cue their collective paranoia that we’re somehow both gonna die at 5000 miles from one another but in perfect sync. cue my mom phoning the EMBASSY. she cried for like an hour but i managed to get from her that you’re?? in a bad way?? on some stuff?? it still wasn’t clear. you’re using?

[[  sutherlandslide. ]] [ 2019 ] one, what, and two, what the fuck? you never did that shit. we never did that shit. i took like two bumps in fresher’s week and you had to hold my hair back as i was throwing up in someone’s garden. and then you stayed up with me literally all through the night while i kept saying i can hear my teeth speak, which, Yeah. so how

[[  sutherlandslide. ]] [ 2019 ] God this PHONE. how did you get from that to just doing lines on the reg? and what else? there better not be an else. there better not is all i’m saying. and no i don’t mean the swedish/danish/whatever boyfriend, you can go through the GQ catalogue for all i care & as long as you’re safe. i mean an ILLEGAL sort of else. God, August, what happened to you? you had plans. we had plans? just because David Cameron can be caught on camera dicking a pig or something doesn’t mean it’s a free for all in world politics. one footage of the wrong angle, the right angle, and it just. it all goes to shit.

[[  sutherlandslide. ]] [ 2019 ] I don’t even know if I’m giving you this ole slap on the wrist as your future PR or manager or... or just as me. I think it’s just as me. I cannot cope with the thought of you snorting shit off someone’s hand in a glitzy loo somewhere. I cannot cope with the fact that? This is who you are when I’m not there? Was this who you’ve always been? Where the fuck was I during it? What did I not see? It sends me bloody raving. It sends me just... somewhere so dark and so off the edge of the world.

[[  sutherlandslide. ]] [ 2019 ] I’m coming home.

[wndrbcy]

guess what dumb stupid fuckjng sumb ass idiot bitch broke her laptop

[tabrisfam]

carvers really out here whining hes feelin inadequate bcs his siblings are mages and hes not like bioware downplayed the shit mage hawke should have had to go through so much they had carver fucking wishing he was a mage too despite the persecution and the constant threat of being murdered by the system or lobotomized

like bitch should fucking know from his AT LEAST two magic family members to be thankful he doesnt have to deal with being magic while also hiding from the templars and feelin like a burden on any non mage family member but noo hes instead gonna be a fuckign dick as if his siblings and dad didnt have it difficult enough being on the run from the fucking cops. bitch even BLAMES hawke for also getting his tiny dick involved in their shenanigans like "the templars who are after us are doin so bcs of YOU" like is that what yall think a brother should fucking treat his siblings like? thats just proper sad i swear

besides like yall rly think hawke would be free to use their magic for any tiny fucking job? hawke would absolutely had to learn to fight without magic while also learning to control their magic so they dont slip in front of the wrong ppl. no, manchild carver would not be enough to scare Templars away if they got suspicious, how hard do ya think it would be to call up a few more templars to arrest hawke?

hawke would absolutely not be able to use their magic anywhere in kirkwall where theres any witnesses present like anyone would fuckjng take that opportunity to turn a fereldan refugee to the templars. using magic shouldve come with absolute fucking penalty bcs no way kirkwall Templars who even turn on their own recruits and persecute those who even dare to help.mages would let our special darling hawke just use magic whenever.

da2 rly fucked this whole thing up. like if being an apostate rly was as easy as mage hawke makes it seem then what tf would be the point of any mage rebellion? thats why yall always-play-as-a-mage mfs dont see why anders' manifesto even makes sense bcs bioware made it so fuckign easy for yalls hawke to exist outside the circle just like a warrior or rogue hawke would. and literally just bcs of how much of a non-issue playing as a mage hawke makes the mage plight seem then u get fucking idiots playing as mage hawkes siding with templars or hatin anders like ofc u would! i cant even blame ya bcs biowares been dusting the path u walk on so u dont ever experience the mage oppression first hand and never have another reason outside of basic fucking empathy to side with anders. im so done.