#BITCH W H A T.

[sachermorte]

oh so you actually live in vienna i thought it was a weird kinnie thing

HELLO?????

[azuremallone]

Check out this coward.

Sends this, immediately blocks me.

I find it really impressive how retarded this person is. The fact that they think this is beyond me. I mean, to be perfectly frank, the fact that I haven't considered just nuking the planet and starting over should be a testament to my tolerance for you chimps.

Furthest from, am I from a Nazi. I love damn near everyone on this planet. The people I don't love, are people like this jackass calling me a Nazi, because therein are they the real Nazi. Nazis had no tolerance for anyone other than themselves and those like themselves. Real Nazis used these kinds of tactics to feel better about the terrible things they did.

To diminish another to uplift oneself is the most Nazi-esque thing one could ever do. In fact, it's very likely enough of a terrible thing to do to another person that it would even tarnish the reputation of Nazis. At least Nazis had the audacity to stay and fight, and not run off giggling and twisting their own nipples because they think they got a barb in, like an impetuous child.

Nonetheless, @extantdecay will never see this, because they're too happy for themselves at doing something they think had some kind of meaningful impact or result to their direction. I mean given that, and I dare would presume should he ever read this and act upon it, I would find it exceedingly pleasing if he were to take a beautiful black stallion of a horse lovingly and deeply into his anus while singing the entirety of "Lift Every Voice and Sing", banging along to the beat with a riding crop against the stallion's hindquarters, wearing leather chaps, a harness, and in a gimp mask, in front of his family who are tied up in chairs chained to the back of the horse and praying the stallion doesn't bolt through the open barn.

[anthonycrowley]

today i was like i didn’t mention this but you have beautiful eyes :) and he was like aw that’s so sweet :) i don’t think many people like stone grey eyes and i was like wait what the fuck *stares into eyes* holy shit they’re not blue they’re grey? what the fuck. how. and he was like oh well they change depending on the light and i was like you’re one of those bitches with reflective eyes and you still think you’re a disgusting nerd who no one wants to touch. do you see why i am being absolutely unhinged on main on this point. what the fuck. sorry if you’re like one of my irls or whatever but trulyyyyyyy

[lightlytoastedcashews]

I JUST FINISHED SEASON 3 OF HAIKYUU

[apogunia]

I know we joked and talked in fandom about Kuruk guiding Kyoshi as an avatar, but what about Kyoshi guiding Roku?

Just imagine the spirit of Kyoshi trailing after Roku like "listen, just kill them, i know u have your rules and shit, but IMAGINE-"

[persephonesfill]

honestly i feel like non-writers already don't understand how hard it is to start writing something let alone finish that draft, edit, and revise it and the rise of AI has only made that worse

[mondaymelon]

HI I LOVE YOUR THEME SMSM UEUEUEUEUEUE

I EXPECTED YOU, THE REALEST KAVEH GIRLFRIEND ™ TO SHOW UP IN MY INBOX LMAO. DO YOU ENJOY MY MOST HUMBLEST OFFERING

[raddest-laddest]

i feel like i was a very self aware kid

[reinabeestudio]

What if Blue rewarded your victory with a kiss👀 One hand on your cheek and the other around your waist holding you close. Only pulling away when he needs air, pulls away slowly to savor the moment :3

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[appreciatingtokrev]

screaming crying i just tried to answer an ask which’s answer is long overdue but tuMBLR ATE ALL OF MY ASKS ??? 😭😭😭

anon z i am so so sorry your wonderful ask got deleted :((

and yours too @d1sliking-d3xter 😭 the one with the lyrics you wrote....

[siixkiing]

What are your last words?

"Here goes nothing..."

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i just wanted to come to walmart real fast with my sister and then go home and get drunk but our dad decided to come with us and now we’ve already been here 40 minutes and done essentially Nothing bc my dad is just Looking at camping shit

[isa-ghost]

Its not a sound I just do this in my head

[badcountryofficial]

But I doooooo I WANT TO BE DONE GRIEVING‼️‼️

[emmyrosee]

imagine doing a hear me out cake with best friend yuji and putting his older brother sukuna there HELP HEAR ME OUT OKAY-

OH MY GOD YES-

Like you’ve got a ton of little cardboard cutouts of characters and people your mind has deemed worthy of your attention, right?? And you’ve kept him on his toes with a few shockers, like ino and someone who looks just a wee bit too close to nanami, and believe me, he’s got a few shockers up there too.

But then you hesitate. You rock on your heels, and yuuji notices and nods encouragingly, “you’ve got one more yeah? It can’t be that bad.”

So…. You put up a picture of sukuna, cut out from a Polaroid from your birthday party, where the tattooed man flips off the camera, the other arm draped around your shoulder.

Yuuji shrieks.

“YOURE LYING! W H A T?”

“I’m so sorry,” you manage beyond your cackles of laughter. You bury your face in your hands while yuuji screams into his hands. “MY BROTHER?! MY FLESH AND BLOOD?!”

“I can’t help it!” You whine among your laughter. “He’s just a beautiful specimen!”

Yuuji retches.

“The fuck’re you two bitchin’ and whinin’ about?”

You’re so distracted in your own laughter and apologies to yuuji you barely heard the footsteps of none other than sukuna himself, padding into the kitchen. One hand rests on the handle of the fridge, making the intricate ink of his tattoo bulge slightly, and his eyes are firm as he quirks a brow at you both.

“Is that fucking me?”

To your horror, you stop laughing as your brain registers Sukuna’s question. Your cheeks flare in heat, teeth sinking into your lip as you clear your throat softly.

Then, he smirks. He turns to reach into the fridge for a can of soda, closing the fridge with his hip before observing the cake. He nods before turning to look at you, index finger prodding your temple, “living rent free in this bitch, ain’t I?”

You swallow thickly. Sukuna winks at you before leaving to retreat back to his room, fingers cracking open the soda in the distance.

“How could you be into him!” Yuuji whines. “I mean, come on! It couldn’t have been choso? Me? You went with the worst sibling? The one with the most gnarly attitude and god, his farts-“

“Into him?” You ask yuuji. Then, you grin.

“I’m gonna marry him one day, Yuuji.”

[saschagemruler]

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