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"This... isn't fair...."
#BITCH I'M MISERABLE#THANKS BAGHS FOR THE AMAZING CHARACTER#LUCIE WE WILL ALWAYS REMEBER YOU#opq#opq lucie#lucie pocharde#baghera#baghera jones#ordem paranormal quarentena#aop#ordem paranormal#opq fanart#my art#this version is quite different of twitter bc i just rushed all of it and it's full of deformities and errors#and i can't edit it there so i will just post the better version here lol
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marius is always so passionate about everything and yet he never belongs anywhere. he's impressionable yet distant, reckless and impulsive yet observing from the outside. he's obsessive yet fickle. he is ready to give his life like it's nothing yet he's not truly one of les amis. he never went to their meetings, yet he will forever mourn their loss. he refuses the comforts of the bourgeoisie and feeds off his love and his ideals alone, yet he ends up a rich lawyer. he's weak and miserable and lonely yet so loved and cherished that people sacrificed their lives to save him. he's a neglected orphan, yet a privileged kid. abandoned by his father, who adored him. he wanted nothing to do with his father while he was alive, yet latched onto his ghost when he was gone. he's pitiful in his misery, cruel in his happiness. he's the epitome of idealism yet he's selfish. his intentions are pure yet he inadvertedly caused great suffering and death. he has something about him that suggested day - and night. his face was illuminated by the light of the dying day and by the thought of a soul that is taking flight. not yet a ghost, no longer a man. he's truly the most character ever and u guys just don't get him like I get him
#my number one pookie since middle school#vickie literally gave us the character ever#if u aCTually appreciate a '''''complex''''' character look no further than this bitch#he is the most#and criminally unappreciated imo#u will never find a more fascinating self insert in any other medium ever I'll be fr with u#the way he gives us everything and nothing at the same time#he's the ideal he's the death of the ideal#he's hope he's failure#he's the dream and the disillusionment#u do not get my boy I'm afraid#aspa reads les mis#victor hugo#the brick#les miserables#marius pontmercy
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Don't get too attached
#Brakul did a lot of the parenting for Erubi (the first of the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides throuple bastard children) in infancy especially due#to Hibrides going through absolutely horrific post-partum depression (and not wanting to be a parent to begin with. Like she#had accepted it as an inevitability and a duty but when it actually happened it was just like Oh God. I am in hell)#Brakul is the only one of the three that actually Wants to be a parent and the fact that he can't behave as such in order to avoid#suspicion that he's the father is kind of a living nightmare for him a little.#Not like he isn't involved in his ''''nieces''' lives given he lives in the same household but he has to keep a bit of distance.#Janeys and especially Hibrides are pretty unsympathetic about this. For Hibrides it's like she has had to go through so much shit#to maintain this situation she never asked to be a part of and when he has to go through a fraction of that he breaks the fuck down.#He only wants the benefits of the whole situation and isn't willing to deal with the consequences.#This is also one of the very few things she's sympathetic with Janeys about like she respects that he's at least willing to play#his part and be miserable without bitching to her about it. Like she fucking hates him but respects the commitment to the bit.#Janeys is more just like 'Just go make more kids if you want your own so damn bad. Get a wife or something. That's what I#had to do and look at me I'm doing great I'm so normal'#The two kids aren't present on the pilgrimage (back home under the care of a hired tutor) but the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides#Feeling Triangle are in a fucking tailspin over her being pregnant again like goddddd not this shit again#brakul red dog
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Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!
You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!
That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!
#I will not be firebombing a walmart I have a dad to care for#Rn Im at work keeping the lgbtq center at my school open and cheerful#That's all I can do rn#that and tell yall not to kill yourselves#if you do I'm dragging you back cause I'm not doing this shit alone#Fuck Trump and his mama we aren't letting doomer shit win#You really wanna kill yourself over a bitch ass christian piss baby?? You're gonna let that man be your 13th reason?#It will be awful I will not lie to you. It will be miserable#But he is a bitch ass motherfucker and a coward who stands on nothing but his crumbling wealth and the hatred of his fans#Take a breather. Refresh. Drink a cold fanta orange with me cause that shit fucking slaps rn#Then get on the ground and get shit going whether that's packing your bags to go to a safer area or getting ready to throw hands#But the last thing we're gonna do is sit here and act like no one will survive to see another day#Cause I will. I will see the next day if it kills me#we will see another day and that day will be another one closer to palestine being free#that will be another day closer to ensuring human rights for all#another day closer to progress and a separation of church and state#another day closer to the rest of our lives#Do not collapse but I am here to pick you up if you do#And if I'm not someone else is#fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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sorry but i think if you saw one of the tour shirts having a defect and you got immediately angry about it accusing dnp and their team of deliberately scamming people instead of going "hm could this possibly be an unforeseen production error" you should delete your account and never post about them or anything else ever again :P
#and it's not even the people who bought the shirt like#bitch your show is in three months the fuck do you care#everyone's getting a replacement??? why are you so fucking miserable#and why are there so many of u omgggg shut uppppppppppp#i just think. maybe. people took the concept of holding their faves accountable#and decided that means just being really angry at them for everything all the time#and Yeah i'm very much too far in the opposite direction dnp could kill someone and im like well im sure they had their reasons#but idk. i just hate how accusatory people always are#towards everyone not just dnp or other faves#but friends and strangers and ugh i hate it
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Malewife behaviorisms
#the hunger games#thg#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#everlark#peeta really said this arena only toxic to miserable people!#i'm having a ball in this bitch
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#tfota#tfota series#incorrect tfota#tfota memes#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#locke#jurdan#otp: jurdan#judecardan#the cruel prince#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#for all intents and purposes this is a jokey joke#jurdan only toxic to miserable people i'm having a ball in this bitch!
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Me fighting the demons (burnout, ADHD and COVID) which stop me from pursuing the best version of myself (shitposting about a 1862 novel on Tumblr)
I'm just trying to pave the way towards a brighter future 😓🥺 (writing fanfiction about the gay ones that die holding hands)
#the bitch is back#yeah sorry i havent updated on ao3 I can't go out *cough* I'm sick#that and the struggles#les miserables#les mis#victor hugo#les misposting#enjolras#enjoltaire#grantaire#exr#adhd#marius pontmercy
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rewatching and i did not like s3 of tua in most aspects but i think they truly did something by making five genuinely just give up. like dude saw his one chance of getting a well deserved rest and gripped it with his teeth and then when shit went sideways he went actually fuck that this time it has Nothing to do with me. good luck with that though. not me though. peace and love . and it was the best possible thing they could've done with his character
#bro saw impending doom coming upon them for the 4th fucking time and went y'all miserable in this devastating scenario i'm having a ball in#this bitch#and it is about damn time#cant wait to see that go out the window when yet another apocalypse happens in s4 though girls gonna start losing hair like a frightened cat#five hargreeves#number five#tua#the umbrella academy#like it got so bad that klaus was the one carrying the group? 😭 give five an opportunity to do nothing and he will Commit
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also played a fun little game where I take a shot every time the MCU fucks up continuity on Bucky's life! am in the hospital with acute alcohol poisoning now though haha. the doctors don't know if I'm gonna make it
#i'm gonna go insane#he's an orphan he's the eldest of four he's from indianapolis but also brooklyn he enlisted after pearl harbor he was drafted in '43#he was an NCO in June '43 and he also shipped out for the first time in June '43 and he was uhhh 25 no wait 27 no wait 26 no wait--#he's a bitch he's a lover he's a child he's a mother etc etc etc.#'he's a ghost story' yeah no shit! that's because none of the information provided about him lines up!#max's miserable marvel rewatch#max.txt
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much as i love merlin and arthur they were NOT the blueprint. they were very nearly the blueprint, but the actual og's were from a book written in 1862 by Victor Hugo. that's right. it's enjolras and grantaire. the timeline goes exr-merthur-firstprince
#i'm right#viccy h was doing it before it was a thing#k so enj arthur and henry are all blonde and in a position of power#with a destiny and skill and crushing expectations and incredible loyalty#and socially awkward/clueless (do not tell me arthur is not socially awkward all his friends are just merlin's friends or gwen's brother)#all have a bit of a rivalry with annoying defiant brunette and don't realise how much they love them (exr truther till i die)#the brunettes themselves are annoyed by the blondes and love to antagonise them but end up loving them and dying looking at them (e and a)#R merlin and alex are all snarky bitches with (yet again) a complicated family relationship#a bitchy female best friend (using eponine and morgana for this bc i am an ep and R besties truther)#who know the destiny and how it will end (alex is the only one it turns out for) (r knows they will fail) (merlin knows arthur will die)#but who do everything they can to stay with blonde and prevent the ending (r goes as far as dying with e)#and end up devoting their life to blonde with unfathomable loyalty while also teasing them at every turn#their devotion gets to the point that blonde's life is worth more than their own#merlin#merthur#bbc merlin#red white and royal blue#firstprince#exr#enjoltaire#les miserables#but arthur and merlin are SO exr coded#none of this heartstopper-merlin-firstprince bullshit#heartstopper is the same time pretty much as firstprince and dont even act like the rest of them#they can't JUST be blonde and brunette they need the vibes to go along with it#victorian era- 2000's medieval- modern
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i am the coolest person ever to try to talk to because i have the social bandwidth of a broken modem from 1996 and will go weeks to months at a time without responding to anyone. Sorry !
#.jtxt#legitimately sorry if you're one of the like dozen people who frequently this happens to#i promise i'm not trying to be a miserable bitch i literally just Cannot Talk like 60 percent of the time
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hi everyone. I'm still not done being hype over the fact that I finished a novel draft. and I will not shut up about it
#remember when i was depressed as hell and thought id never get anywhere with any of my work and#remember my eight year long ''writers block''#remember how miserable i was#this is such a monumental achievement for me it is the beginning of a new era my friends.#I'm feelin some sorta way about it I'll tell you that#literally like two years ago i couldnt even imagine being where i am now#keep goin bitch!!!!!!
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me preparing to pleasantly confront the one roommate who we all know never does her dishes without actually accusing her of being the one who never does her dishes
#I love being the oldest person in the house. I know the rest of you are all early 20somethings with anxiety. I know#fortunately I'm 28 next week and idgaf about being a bitch 🙏 if you make the rest of the house miserable I don't respect you at all#txt
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you took us 😔😔😔 and you broke us 😔😔😔
#tv: leverage#leverage#leverage s2#the beantown bailout job#local gay watches Leverage (or their first American series in f*cking years and gets a shiny new OT3 to show for it).txt#they look so f*cking miserable PLS and then Nate's like sorry for y'all but i don't do that sh*t#'i'm not a thief!!!!!!!' why you always lying. bitch we know you're lying you booked it out of that insurance office when you saw#.0000005 seconds of corporate life again but you're not a thief. aight. what's all this then
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everyone has their categories of little guys they gravitate towards but i kind of realized the one for me that has the most guys in it is probably "autistic-coded, well meaning, soft spoken christian guy" bonus points if they have a romantic (implied)/devoted relationship with another man who is more masculine than him
#not going to tag them individually so they dont clog up up their character tags but in order:#harry goodsir & john irving (the terror) | pvt toffler (ravenous) | boyd “bible” swan (fury) | oberleutnant robert ehrenberg (das boot 2018#DARK HAIRED BITCHES CAPABLE OF THE MOST SAD EXPRESSIONS YOUVE EVER SEEN ON A GROWN MAN#also realizing that toffler looks like the love child of goodving#boyd and don have something very deep and meaningful but don still surprises boyd despite their bond its very cute and miserable#toffler has reich who went on a murderous rampage when toffler was not only hurt but killed - reich loved toffler even if he tormented him#no but re: ehrenberg--#i was talking to harper about roberts devotion to hoffmann with hoffmann being an unintentional christ figure in the series and i went on#a long tangent about it and harper had to be like “actually they do genuinely make the hoffmann christ comparison later in the series” and#i sat there like 😲 like okay so i'm not delusional it really is there
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