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Sometimes, when I'm reading Les Mis, I start to realize I'm relating too much to Les Amis. Atp I'm pretty sure whoever was making me just handed me over to them and let them go wild
#les miserables#les amis de l'abc#les mis#les amis#seriously tho#these mfs are getting too real#this is why i hc them as all either queer or neurodivergent#or both#because WHY
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“i’m so normal about Montparnasse” i say before sighing dreamily and swooning dramatically backwards like a cartoon with hearts around my head
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You guys have no idea how much I just want an Orc lady to throw me over her shoulder, drag me to a cave or a tent, and absolutely destroy me. I'm obviously not talking the one in THOSE video games where they're just normal, conventionally attractive women. I'm talking the ones that look like they could bench-press my weight for a warm up. I'm talking I got to brace myself or I'd get crushed.
Honestly, I think this is where my attraction towards Karlach, Halsin, Grantaire, and soo many more characters come from. I want there to be a fear of them body slamming the fuck out of me. I want to feel like I'm gonna climb a mountain, one that I would absolutely climb again.
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Do you guys think Astarion ever cried for his mother during the 200 years he was under Cazador's thumb?
#I'm saying this as someone with mommy issues#whenever I'm hurt I still want my mom even with everything she's done to me#and now I wonder if he ever felt that way#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion bg3#it's the same reason why soldiers would sometimes cry out for their mothers instead of medics
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My beautiful creampie princess💞💞💞(he's a boxer, an alchoholic, dead, and French-)
#he just loves taking backshots like the good boy he is#my hip may hurt to the point where my mom is literally considering getting me a cane to fix my limp#but he will still get fucked from behind like-#idk#my mind is blank rn lol#but yeah#I took a medication for one month and now I have a permanent limp#fuck you medical system#it hurts#soo bad#les mis#les miserables#les amis de l'abc#les amis#grantaire#grantaire is my bbg
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Rehabilitating from an ED is really weird. Because I finally can't see all my ribs, I can't stick my hand under them, but now I feel fat and out of control.
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Okay so I was going through all my books when I found a Dungeons & Dragons book from 2019. It's pretty shitty, it doesn't have classes like Clerics and Druids(among other things) BUT-
IT HAD MINSC... AND BOO...
#AHHHHHHH#YAYAYAYAYYSYSYSYAYAYA#bg3#bg3 minsc#bg3 boo#minsc and boo#baldurs gate minsc#our favorite hero#and ranger#also plz dont mind my unpainted nails#ik my swag is not there but I'm about to dye my hair again
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I want to give this man the most ferocious backshots of his life. I'm talking 200 miles per hour. The police can't stop me with how I'm about to break the speed limit AND that ass
#les mis#les miserables#les amis de l'abc#les amis#grantaire#grantaire is my bbg#you think I'M the one that's gonna be on the recieving end???#NAH#he's my bitch#imma get him a collar and everything
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THIS IS IN MY SCHOOL LIBRARY... MY HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC ASS SCHOOL LIBRARY...
#i am joy#get rainbowed#the glass scientists#dr jekyll and mr hyde#i am still surprised tho#couldnt check it out bc I already got 4 books out#but I will
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THIS IS IN MY SCHOOL LIBRARY... MY HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC ASS SCHOOL LIBRARY...
#i am joy#get rainbowed#the glass scientists#dr jekyll and mr hyde#i am still surprised tho#couldnt check it out bc I already got 4 books out#but I will
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Jokes on you, I swing every way(I agree)
Waistcoats make men 100% hotter, change my mind.
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I just learned that the CEO of United Healthcare was assassinated, Hobie Brown and Les Amis would have been soo proud🥲
#les mis#les miserables#les amis de l'abc#les amis#hobie brown#atsv hobie#atsv#bbq at my place#on our menu#dead richie ribs
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RIP Halsin, you would have loved the Omegaverse🙏
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Gale of Waterdeep Farms
#this was a school assignment#i couldn't think of any character BUT Gale for it lol#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3#turkey gale#thanksgiving#wildsorcerer tav shenanigans/j
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I would absolutely peg him with the wine bottle if he'd let me. Awkward ER explanations later, just get ready bbg😫
#les miserables#les mis#les amis de l'abc#les amis#grantaire is my bbg#grantaire#wine bottle pegging#did you know thaf it's easier to get drunk if it's up the ass#if anything I'm helping him get drunk faster#both on wine and on this di-
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DnD is fun until you gotta contemplate the logistics of fin-fucking because your character is a sea monster and another player is weirdly jnto that
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