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DnD is fun until you gotta contemplate the logistics of fin-fucking because your character is a sea monster and another player is weirdly jnto that

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I did it

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Nuhhh uhhhh

We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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Bro I am soo tired of sexist mfs being like "Your body my choice", last time I checked I wasn't the property of a goblin with an ugly haircut, random sports jersey, and pants that serve no purpose since they have their ass hanging out anyways. How about I fuck your mom and give her a son she's proud about?

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been sitting on this one for a WHILE

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If ya'll thought I was gonna hide bc Trump is the president now you guys are MISTAKEN. I WILL BE GAYER THAN A MALE BIRD DOING A MATING DANCE. I will be every republican's worst nightmare.

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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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@dies-of-curse cough cough you need this- WHO SAID THAT???

HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

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I want to give this man the most ferocious backshots of his life

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@dies-of-curse

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

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I could make an essay about this smh

jesus would've hung out with furries in high school if he were born in 1998 and subject to the american school system he would have let them make a fursona for him over lunch even

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I can't be the only one that thinks the name "Shadowheart" belongs in a Warrior Cats book.

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Hey dude, I'm grantaire-lover-69 I just didn't save my password for both my email and previous acc(like the idiot I am lol)

Last song: Lesbian Vampyres from Outerspace - Scary Bitches

Fav color: Emerald Green

Last book: The Last Cuentista

Last movie: Frankenhooker

Last tv show: South Park

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory

Relationship status: It's complicated

Last thing I googled: Msi zombie girl

Current obsession: Mouthwashing(the game)

Looking forward to: Halloween >0<

I dont have many ppl to tag bc Im starting over and Tumblr is being a PAIN

ten people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333

last song: the phantom of the opera

favorite color: muted green

last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books

last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend

last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much

relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends

last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(

current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression

looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house

tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3

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I'm sorry but this made me cackle💀

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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I swing everyway, the waistcoat is just a bonus🙇

Waistcoats make men 100% hotter, change my mind.

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Honestly, real-

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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This is literally me

les mis enjoltaire fans will find the worst, grainiest, blinded by stage lights, most corrupted 30 seconds of bootleg on the world wide web and go "THEY HELD HANDS HEREEE"