#Assassin!Dakota au

[theerurishipper]

Twitter AU Masterpost

I decided to compile a list of my Twitter posts, and just put in a little summary of what goes on in each so anyone who wants to can find whichever one they want.

Now also on AO3:

Part 1

Damian bullies Bruce and Dick messes with him, Bruce simps for Superman on main and Clark and Damian take on a hater in the replies, Jason wants to be verified and his siblings bully him a little.

Part 2

A fan of Nightwing's gets a picture of him and Robin and Red Robin battle it out in the replies while Flash stirs up shit, Donna posts a picture of Dick and the Fab Five take on a hater, Damian texts Dick about his profile picture, a lucky Gothamite snaps not one but two pictures of Batblob.

Part 3

Nightwing posts a picture and the people of Bludhaven take the time to appreciate him, Red Robin reminisces about kicking Red Hood and Red Hood gets bullied some more, Batman posts a picture of baby Robin!Dick and everyone coos over it, Riddler questions how Batman got his Twitter handle.

Part 4

A warning is issued for Gotham vigilantes about Batman and Catwoman getting busy and Nightwing's trauma about this is addressed, the debate over Batman's sex life is put to rest, Talia issues a clarification and sets the record straight, Gotham discusses Bruce's emo era.

Part 5

Lex hateposts about superheroes and Bruce annihilates him in the replies, there's an investigation into the matter of Luthor's handle, a mysterious troll makes an appearance, Dick questions Clark, Bruce reveals his and Clark's shenanigans from Dick's Robin days, and a hater is given even more power.

Part 6

Lex is salty and Lois and Clark tear him apart, Superman posts a picture and is accused of plagiarism, Nightwing starts a trend, Babs takes issue with her overuse of coffee being questioned.

Part 7

Oracle and Red Hood reveal the story of why Joker is banned from Twitter, the people of Gotham reminisce about an old tradition, Bruce gets roasted by Alfred, Damian has a wholesome interaction.

Part 8

Damian bonds with Dick and gets trolled by Steph, Spoiler finally creates an account, Spoiler poses a question to the people of Gotham, Batman is bullied by his kids and a billionaire.

Part 9

Spoiler gets a present, mistakes have consequences, Red Robin questions Nightwing's decisions, a resident of North Dakota has a life changing experience.

Part 10

Some well-meaning Gothamites stand up for Red Hood and Oracle gives a history lesson, an old face makes a less than triumphant return, the fab five have some fun, a relatable photo of Batman reveals something more and a new player enters the picture.

Part 11

Harley Quinn beats up Joker, Flash is disgusted by Nightwing, Batman's hypocrisy is revealed, Superman has some fun at Batman's expense.

Part 12

Black Canary fondly remembers a better time, Green Arrow confronts Batman, Green Arrow issues an apology, Oliver schemes and plots, a well-kept secret is finally revealed.

Part 13

Arsenal reveals a personal secret, the people discuss some new revelations, the fab five weigh in on Arsenal's problems, Nightwing takes a stand.

Part 14

The Gotham villains share some opinions, Two-Face and Riddler have an argument, Flash finally picks a side, Green Arrow evades responsibility.

Part 15

Some observers share some hot takes, the Superfam witnesses a breakdown, Lois asks Bruce for help, Dick puts an end to the ongoing feud, everyone starts to move on.

Part 16

Deathstroke shares a story of a failed assassination, someone loses their Twitter privileges, the Court of Owls tries to recruit Nightwing, Talon gets more than he bargained for, some very recent history repeats itself.

Part 17

Bruce is a meme, The League has some concerns about their monthly budget, Nightwing's personality confuses everyone who knows him.

Part 18

Bruce's mistakes reveal his most defining character trait, an early present for Superman causes chaos in the present, Superman's reactions to the goings on lead to some pleasant destructive results, Bruce's inability to understand memes is discussed

Part 19

Red Hood shares an embarrassing opinion, Red Robin starts an argument, Superman wins massively, the superhero community can agree on one thing.

Part 20

The villains discuss their least favorite Robin, Nightwing defends his pettiness, Red Hood endures some misplaced blame, Tim explains his masterful plan, Jason finally gets a win.

Part 21

The Court of Owls is humbled, Nightwing's friends face a problem, a culprit is found responsible, Arsenal gets in hot water.

Part 22

One of Bruce's childhood obsessions is revealed, Riddler tries to call out Batman and runs his mouth online, Riddler issues an apology, the Wayne kids' comments about Bruce eccentric habits reveals their own inadequacies.

Part 23

A tweet is posted by a concerning individual, the heroes find a surprising ally, Superman is the victim of a prank, Superman fires back.

[childrenfromthecrypt]

Open starter- Talbott verse

“Why do these rednecks always have three names? John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald… …Dakota Ray Talbott.”

[wardensburrow]

Hiii i know u just went to sleep but I’m asking this now so I don’t forget <3!!!

What the heck is up with Wisperer and his au in general :O? I think I’ve seen bits and pieces? Like Ashe being a writer I think? And Dakota trying to hunt down Wisperer? I’d love to know everything <3.

Play so wisperer au is based off the dating sim killer chat where you are a writer trying to write a murderer and you get invited to a server full of serial killers :D

Ashe is the writer in this case and doesn't know who these killers are besides their killers name (like wisperer and k9)

Wisperer is based off of goreboy or ronin in the game whike Dakota is based off of k9 who is a vigilante who hunts down bad people :D

Vyncent is based off of misaki (with assassining people for money for the bills)

Doug is a retired arsonist that is in the server while him and cantrip are pretending to be dating to fuck with the others

And thats it :D

[sansloii]

Shared Royal AU stuff with friends last night but now i will repeat it because bbrrrr--

Roderick: Dragon King of Exulan

Evan: Dragon Prince of Exulan ( still Roderick's nephew )

Mikah: Evan's baby sitter Evan's personal assassin. Also secretly a disgraced noble.

Penny: Former Princess who supposedly died.. Probably the head of a Peaceful Enclave now. 100% cursed still.

Wynn: Prince of a sizeable kingdom.

Dakota: Queen of a nation and she totally didn't usurp the throne. Totally not

Joseph: attached to @soulsxng's Lerato at the hip so he is probably working for the Ahnian crown

Andris: Very very very fucking tempted to make him a King in the Fae realm or something similar. With a capital Very and I like mess.

[teecupangel]

Hi. You are my angle, Seriously! I'm so proud of you and your wild imagination.❤👏

What if Desmond and his ancestors were liveing in The Farm and watch movies in their free time together?

How whould they be during watching the lord of the rings and the hobbit?

Thank you! I’m glad you’re enjoying all the ideas I’ve been throwing but I want to make it clear that the only reason why I can throw so many ideas in this blog is because of the asks I receive so thank you to all those who take the time to send me asks :)

I would assume that we are talking about the Farm in South Dakota which means that this would be set in a modern-day AU where Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton are kids living on the Farm so let’s set that up first.

Altaïr could easily be an orphan, having lost his father during the Great Purge. I know this is mean to do but the Great Purge happened when Desmond was a child so Umar’s death would force Bill to tell Desmond about the Great Purge instead of keeping it from him to ‘not scare him’. This would make Desmond understand just how ‘scary’ the Templars are since this would mean he knows someone who died from Templar hands.

Ezio would be from a big Assassin family as well but it’s only his siblings and mother in the Farm, at the moment. (If you want Giovanni and Federico to get axed during the Great Purge as well, go ahead, if you want Petruccio added into the mix, I mean… that’s cruel but I won’t stop you) Maria Auditore could even be the reasonable adult figure who keeps William Miles in check for this one.

Ratonhnhaké:ton, well, I guess we’re on the road of killing parents in this ask so Kaniehtí:io is dead in this one too BUT, since she’s not an Assassin (although assassin!Kaniehtí:io would have been so cool), she didn’t die from the Great Purge. He’s currently living with his grandfather. Haytham is still a Templar and he doesn’t know he has a son.

That’s right. We’re keeping Edward alive because… we need an adult who would be willing to smuggle goods for the kids and have a home that could be their ‘safe haven’ where they could watch movies (and eat ‘forbidden food’… candies, I’m talking about candies and sweet food/drinks).

So, in this case, Edward would be the one to smuggle in a VHS player (which he managed to get for cheap) because he wants his grandson to have some kind of childhood that isn’t just training and studying. Later on, he gets a cd player and then a dvd player but the boys love the VHS player because it has all their childhood favorites.

It’s an open secret that Edward lets the boys watch movies whenever they visit his grandson and Bill looks the other way because he sees how happy Desmond always is when he goes home (and hyper… definitely sugar rush, Jesus Christ, Edward).

So, you wanted to focus on Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit…

Now, the Fellowship was released in 2001. If Edward was able to acquire a copy (bootleg DVD copy) the following year, the boys would be around 14~15 (if we assume all four of them were born the same year as Desmond), they’ll definitely watch it after training and they’ll love it. Edward would even get them a copy of the books because they heard it’s a book adaptation and they’d want to check it out. Of course, they’re teenagers at this point but the Kenway home always makes them feel like they could still act like kids so they’d definitely play fight the action scenes when it's just them, might even try out the moves they see for fun.

Hell, when they jog around the forest for training, someone could randomly shout “Get off the road!” and all four of them would just rush off the road and hide, confusing the other children first then later on the other children would just sigh and shake their heads, thinking this is one of the four troublemakers’ dumb ideas again.

Watching the next two movies of LOTR would be a big deal for them. And you bet that they always rewatch the movies every time a new version comes out (the release of the BluRay version, the extended BluRay versions). It’s a big deal for them and even Bill has to workaround their ‘yearly Extended Versions marathon’ schedule even though he’s the mentor and they’re already Assassins out in the field. It doesn’t matter if they’re in different parts of the world, they will find a way to get into a specific location where they can relax and have their yearly Extended Versions marathon.

The Hobbit movies?

Oh, man. They watched those in the theatres when they first came out. Went in the film cosplaying as fucking nazguls of all things. It’s mainly to hide their identity so Bill doesn’t bitch at them later but they find it funny too.

And you bet they also had the Hobbit Extended Versions as part of their yearly Extended Versions marathon.

Sidenote: The yearly marathon is an important private affair of which only Grandpa Eddie has been allowed to join. Shaun has tried to join a few times but he is always stared at for a moment before a resounding no is heard from all four.

I know this was meant to be fluff but the backstory added angst. I like to think this is a case of “finding happiness even after everything” kind of story.

[insomniac-jay]

DC OC | AUs

Doom Patrol Billie/Faerie: The Doom Patrol pays a visit to Billie's parents after an incident where her powers went haywire at her school and she becomes a member.

League of Assassins Jahzara/Fatale: Jahzara joins the League of Assassins and becomes one of their most deadly killers to help her mother grow her business.

Outlaws Vicia/Crimson: Vicia joins a newly revived Red Hood and his crew the Outlaws as Bloody Mary.

Dakota hero Greynasha/Crypt: Greynasha joins Static and the other Dakota heroes in the fight against Ebon and his gang and the Blood Syndicate.

White Arrow Sophia/Angeknight: Sophia becomes a member of Team Arrow and takes up the name White Arrow after both Mia and Emiko recruit her.

Magenta Lantern Venus/Star Sapphire: Driven by both love and anger, Venus combines the power of her Violet ring with that of a Red ring and becomes the first Magenta Lantern.

Titan Flordelis Munoz: Flordelis inherited her mom's Metagene and becomes Eden of the Titans.

Aquagirl Sasha/Wavedancer: Wanting to learn more about her heritage, Sasha seeks out Mera and trains under her to become Aquagirl.

Watcher Marietta/Glamor: After an attempted assassination by her label, Marietta comes under the protection of an organization called the Watchers and eventually becomes one of their members.

Justice League Dark Elyon/Pandora: After the war in Hell creates a surge in the dark arts, Elyon is taken under Zatanna Zatara's wing and becomes a junior member of Justice League Dark.

Team Arrow Diandra/Virus: Diandra's offered to turn her life around by Emiko and becomes the official hacker and info broker for the junior members of Team Arrow.

@peachyblkdemonslayer @autisticichihime

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"Un trio sanglant traverse la frontière," Le Petit Journal (Montreal). November 12, 1933. Page 3. ---- Traqués par la police américaine. D'abominables criminels. Le bandit-fantôme et ses acolytes. La police fédérale alertée. ---- La justice américaine a le bras long, puisqu'elle a fini par mettre is main sur des bandits aussi redoutables que Harvey Bailey et George Kelly Mais pour atteindre trois autres bandita notoires, objets d'actives recher chos, il lui faudra sans doute allonger encore son bras. Il lui faudra même demander l'aide des limiers canadiens. Car de nombreux indices requelllia par les détectives des Etats-Unis, en faisant jaser d'anciens com- pices des criminels, laissent supposer que ces trots hommes, terroraés par le sort qui ins attend s'ils sont arrêtés, chercheraient à traverser nos lignes (s'ils ne l'ont déjà fait) dans le but de se sauver de la chaise electrique. ---- On les surnomme "les trois mousquetaires du crime" ---- Le trio est composé de:

Charles Floyd, surnommé dans le monde interlope "Pretty Boy". Au teur de vols à main armée dans les banques, assassin, bandit-fantóme", terreur du sad-ouest, complice dans l'attentat à la mitralieuse de la gare de Kansas City, tels sont ses titres à l'attention de la police.

Verne-C. Miller, ancien sherif à Huron, dans le Dakota du Sud, qui fut le tireur à la mitrailleuse de Kansas City. Tireut adroit, puisqu'll abattit cing hommes, quatre policiers et le bandit que les conjurés riches. Il a en prend surtout aux prétendaient délivrer. Ami et complice de Bailey, ce qui laisse deviner beaucoup de choses, du chantage à la contrebande et à l'enlevement organisé.

Wilbur Undertdil, lui aussi ami de Bailey, et son complice dans l'audacieuse évasion du pénitencier de l'état de Kansas, lorsque onze detenus revoltés firent prisonniers et la emmenèrent dans les bois comme otages deux de leurs geoliers.

Bien entendu, il y a d'autres criminels recherchés par la police américaine, qui lance une grande offensive contre le banditisme. Mais ces trois-là sont les plus reluisants si l'on peut dire.

LE BANDIT-FANTOME La plus pittoresque des trois figures est celle de Floyd, le "bandit- fantome". Il affecte une certaine chevalerie.

En particulier, il ne voie que les riches. Il s'en prend surtout aux banques et aux financiers, s'indigne contre les bandits qui volent de petites gens, et donne volontiers aux pauvres. En outre, il se fait un point d'honneur de ne pas verser le sang inutilement. Il échappe toujours à la police mais ne tire que si cela lui parait absolutement indispensable.

LA MAIN QUI ETREINT La main qui étreint, cette fois, est celle de la police. Trois bandits americains, réputés les plus redoutables après Bailey, se sont sentis traqués, et ils auraient cherché refuge au Canada. Ce sont, de gauche à droite, Wilbur Underhill, Charles Floyd surnommé "Pretty Boy", et Verne Miller. Notre police fédérale recu les signalements de ces seigneurs du crime, resserrer autour d'eus les mailles du filet. On lira en page ci-contre l'étonnate série des attentats divers attribués au trio.

[fiercalicious]

oh god my main was tagged in a thing where i have to make a poll of my wips i wanna work on or something so

[forever-eternal]

I am giving the list lol—

1. Tsukihime (Fairy Tail)

2. Andromeda (Black Butler)

3. Marianne (Avengers)

4. Robin (WTTT)

5. Adam (WTT)

6. Literally all of my WTTT AU

7. Quena (Undertale/General)

8. Riley (Undertale/General)

9. Emily (Undertale/General)

10. Nicholas (Undertale/General)

11. Liam (Harry Potter/Char. Replacement)

12. Aster (Harry Potter/Char. Replacement)

13. Jessamine (Harry Potter/Char. Replacement)

14. Dakota (Halloween/Slashers)

15. Hassan (Assassin’s Creed)

16. Tariq (Assassin’s Creed)

17. Elijah (Until Dawn) +Indie

18. Hiro (Fairy Tail)

19. Damian (Fairy Tail)

20. Crimson Knight (MLP)

21. Savannah (Sally Face)

22. Zosime (PJO)

23. Fenris (Undertale)

24. Cadenza (Undertale)

25. Cyan & Crew (Among Us)

26. Kazuya (MHA)

27. Olivia (Little Evil)

28. Haven (AC:NH)

29. Leviathan (Avengers)

30. Cat (TMNT 12)

31. Auntie (ROTTMNT)

32. Miss Ray (TMNT 87)

33. Tank (TMNT 03)

34. ‘Noona’ (Mutant Mayhem)

35. Mama Mel (Hazbin)

36. Ves (Hazbin)

37. Bianca (Hazbin)

38. Blair (Hazbin)

39. Brielle (Hazbin)

40. Ming (ATLA)

41. Peyton (FNAF)

42. Glitch (FNAF)

43. Veronica (FNAF)

44. Shade (FNAF)

45. Ares (Lust Doll/General)

46. Ariel (General)

47. Isaiah (General)

48. Juliette/Guardian Angel/Princess Papillon (MLB)

49. Eilah (HTTYD)

50. Jackie (FNAF)

51. Victoria (Family Guy)

52. Amelia (My Child; Lesbensborn)

53. Laura/Lori (DHMIS)

54. Crea (Under the Oak Tree)

55. Cheyanne (Stardew)

56. Antonella (Encanto)

57. Breanna (Encanto)

58. Ricardo (Encanto)

59. Zhenlian (ATLA)

60. The Archivist (Creepypasta/General)

61. Nadine (The Forest)

62. Dai Lu (Kung Fu Panda)

63. Daniela/Apprentice/Specialist (TF2)

64. Firefly (HTTYD)

65. Beau (DnD)

66. Merdrath (DnD)

67. Keiko (And Others for a YanSim inspired Rewrite)

68. Michael (COD/General)

69. Dylan (Subnautica)

70. Leonidas (King��s Choice)

71. Yu-Jun (Train to Busan)

Hey guys I am having Many OC Thoughts and I want to ramble, so if there are any Fandom OC’s you wanna see, I can give you the list I have of all the named OC’s that I remember rn and you can ask about them—

[mintytrifecta]

Someone That I Used To Be chapter 2

Chapter 1:https://mintytrifecta.tumblr.com/post/618489689649840128/someone-that-i-used-to-be-chapter-1 AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22818781/chapters/55016005#workskin Guess I messed up His first mission was to stop something dubbed "The Mississippi Purchase". Apparently the Spanish treaty to put their goods and trades in the area outraged enough people that a war started over the area. Napoleon made a move to protect land sitting on what is now known as Mississippi and caused even bloodier battles. Yellow fever mixed with bloodshed mixed with hate and distrust led to greater wars and much less development in technology. Dakota was part of the group sent in as undercover agents to be seated in Thomas Jefferson's governing party. He was the one who brought up the idea of offering the purchase and in turn, less bloodshed. Which surprisingly worked and went successfully. Until it didn't. Coming back into the fixed future, Dakota scanned in to find records of his mission, but none were there.The Agency he was part of never existed. Which means, neither did he…Dakota freezes for a moment before regaining himself.Well, no matter. This could be a clean slate! A new beginning. Dakota did the best he could to ignore the weight on his chest. Guess I made a bad call Dakota had been in the Bureau for a few years now. Gave himself a complete makeover and change in personality.Yet he couldn’t find himself removing his glasses. The only artifact left from his timeline that he possessed. It wasn’t particularly special, just another pair of sunglasses he got during one of his missions and decided to keep, he told people. He doesn’t know why it means so much to him. He heard his stomach rumble. 'Enough thinky time more feedy time.' Vinnie ended up wandering into the time vehicle operations facility. Wasn’t today the test for new recruits or something? Eh who cares he’s hungry and wants a burrito.Upon entering a vehicle he found it was occupied. The person sitting there looked suspiciously familiar. And had terrible taste in lollipops. But I have no idea After a shortcut through some dinosaur ages, Dakota and the person in the car he was in arrived at their destination.Twenty first century Danville. His food-buddy started ranting about how what he was doing broke code and rules for how time vehicles should be used and how he should follow these rules as if anyone working for the Bureau gives a damn about the rules aside from rookies and judges. And then he found kids in danger. Well we can’t have anyone dying when we’re nearby now can we?(It wasn’t until he met the kids, years into the future, that he realized why the boy’s smile had been so hauntingly familiar) (it puts a weight on Dakota’s chest) What I could have done different Turns out his food-buddy is his new time travel partner. Dakota inwardly cringes at his first impression. God, this won’t end well for him. Surprisingly, Food-buddy er- Cavendish doesn’t rat him out. Dakota opens his eyes and shakes hands with his new partner. One little choice Dakota sits up in his bed, early in the morning. One small action He realizes where he knows Cavendish from. One coincidence of thought He killed him. And the lights went out. Dakota fumbles with his glasses in his hands, unable to bring himself to go back to sleep. He stands atop the Bureau roof, watching the pale glows of electrical illumination below him.  If he were in his original time, something of this magnitude would even be imagined.The brightest of people would have never seen this beauty.Yes, to one from a world like this one it would pass as a regular night.  But in a world unlike this, the glow of the lights and technological wonders seem almost like magic. How fortunate, Dakota thinks, that humanity has the gift of imagination. The eerie darkness of the stars above give comfort, as well as doubt. No matter what timeline, the stars never change. If Dakota tells his child self he finds comfort in stars, why he’s sure the child will laugh at him. But he can’t help it.The stars served him as a constant reminder to keep wonder in his life. To never go back to living carelessly. To have empathy. Dakota sighs. What if, he thinks, what if one day he travels back in time; what if one day the stars go out. What will he do then? He’ll be left unguided, alone, with no light left. He doesn’t want to be who he was. He’s changed. Or so he hoped. I never thought Dakota did his job without a second thought. Who cares who got hurt as long as he finished the mission. Things really die As Dakota did more and more time traveling missions, the heavier he felt. It never really dawned on him what he's done. Oh how he wishes he could take it back. Not in real life Dakota remembers how he and his friends would try to fantasize a better land for themselves. One where they didn't have to cower in fear, one where they could all be happy together. So why does he feel so agonized now that he's there? In real life He avoids Cavendish for a week after they met. He couldn't look at him anymore. It makes him want to vomit. There's no such thing as ghosts. Dakota can't touch firearms anymore.The mirrors know this and mock him with familiar faces. I am not a hero Dakota tried hard not to mention anything to Cavendish during their time together, but he found it progressively harder to keep his mouth shut. I am not a movie star Dakota smiled at his partner going off on another tangent about how famous they'll be once they complete a big mission. Vinnie lets his smile fall for a second after he realizes that Cavendish was famous before the timeline changed. He took that dream away from him. Dakota brings his smile back after Cavendish asks if he's okay. I am not a genius, I know Ask Dakota and he'll tell you Cavendish is the brains of the duo. He's figured out things much faster and better than Dakota ever could.Ask Cavendish and he'll tell you Dakota is much smarter than he lets on.  I am not a monk Dakota seldom finds himself getting mad. He considers himself even-tempered and flexible.So when Cavendish and Milo almost get caught by the pistachions, Dakota does what he rarely ever does. He snaps and tries to attack. He'll deny any accusation of breaking down the night after. I'm not special Dakota doesn't know why he does it. Why keep sacrificing yourself for just one person over and over again.He tells himself, Its Cavendish what're you gonna do? He tells himself, Anyone else would have done the same.He let's his mind drift off to the Island. Do any of the Dakotas there regret what they've done? I'm the same as anybody else Dakota screamed at the judges. In his fit of blind rage he let's it slip he's changed the timeline without authorization .

Dakota and Cavendish are sent back to the 21st century. The weight on his chest is back. You and I Dakota and Cavendish.Cavendish and Dakota.That's how they're remembered. Their friends think they're inseparable. Dakota thinks they're fragile. We were always a mess The day Cavendish left him to find the alien ship was one of his worst days. He didn't know why he left. Or to where. A creeping feeling in the back of his head told him that Cav found out.

Dakota didn't sleep that night. Drinking our bourbon The day they came back from Octalia was one of his proudest. They found Cavendish and helped save an entire planet for God's sake. The party they had lasted for hours.Dakota didn't leave his side. Screaming in the streets. They went back to their jobs at P.I.G. and tried explaining what happened. Block only laughed and sent them back on their mission. Dakota has never heard Cavendish as angry as he was then. When I saw you coming It gets close to the date he killed him. Ice and rage in your eyes Nightmares and anxiety seize him day and night. I put on my Armour and my shield Dakota wasn't going to be deterred. Cavendish had enough to worry about anyways. And raised up my sword He shut himself in and cried.  Not once did he tell Cavendish why. I am not a hero He killed people! I am not a movie star How unforgiving is that! I am not a genius I know Why did he go through with it?! I am not a monk Dakota screams. I'm not special The weight on his chest gets harder and harder. I'm the same as you Tears spill. And you Cavendish bangs on the door, demanding to be let in. You were there too  You drove that train Dakota grabs his hair. Right through my heart Blood splattering on the ground. You Pale dead eyes. You were there too Dakota dries his tears. You drove that train He comes out and they don't speak about it. They don't say a word until the next day. They pretend everything is normal. He wants to scream. Right through my heart Dakota leaves their shared space for the day. But I guess it's time He comes back late at night. To put that to bed He enters their house without knocking. But I guess it's time Dakota sighs. To let the dead be dead "Hey Cavendish? We need to talk."

[octaviasdread]

any girls! dark academia movie recs? i really struggle to find anything not about a group of boys (as much as I love them)

SO MANY!!! This is probably a far more detailed answer than you were expecting but this is a popular question and I want to keep a list for myself and others.

Feel free to add to it/give opinions. I've tried to give a tw for anything I can remember

Girls! Dark Academia Movies/TV Shows

Mona Lisa Smile (2003)

1950s Women’s college

Art professor! Julia Roberts

She’s legit the female Mr Keating of the art & college world

Feminism vs. Tradition

Maggie Gyllenhall x Ginnifer Goodwin; their characters were more than friends. Fight me.

Does not end how you expect

Strike!/All I Wanna Do/The Hairy Bird (1998)

MY FAVOURITE!!!

Free on YouTube under one of its various names

Comedy

1960s all girls boarding school

Young Kirsten Dunst

Group of girls plot to sabotage a merger with a boys school less prestigious than their own

Secret attic clubhouse meetings of the D.A.R aka Daughters of the American Ravioli (eaten cold, ew)

girls get political & advocate for their rights using ANY elaborate and chaotic scheme

TW: eating disorder, vomiting & creepy male teacher but the girls plot against him too

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1969)

based on a short book I read for uni by Muriel Spark

1930s girls school in Edinburgh

Scottish teacher! Maggie Smith, controversial with a focus on romantic ideals

Spoiler alert, the liberal teacher is actually a fascist

Her group of fave students has cult- vibes and it’s fascinating

Picnic at Hanging Rock

1970s movie or 2018 mini series

Never watched either but I plan to

Wild Child (2008)

00s romcom every UK teen girl loves

Emma Roberts as the spoiled rich American teenager sent to a strict English boarding school

Plots to get herself expelled but oh no she’s making friends with the girls who help her

And the headmistress has a hot son, and he’s nice??? Double oh no

ICONIC SCENES

Everything! Goes! Wrong!

omg she burns the school down

Feel good, comfort, nostalgia

St Trinians (2007)

English girls boarding school

The kids are all criminals, no joke

So are the teachers

CHAOTIC

gay awakening for british girls

Art heist pulled off by school girls

Government tries to shut them down but oh no, the education minister & the headmistress are ex-lovers

Colin Firth x Rupert Everett in drag

Superior cast: Jodie Whittaker, Gemma Arterton, Juno Temple, Stephen Fry, Colin Firth, etc...

embodies the phrase 'problematic fave'

St Trinians 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (2009)

Mystery, pirate ancestors, hidden treasure

omg Shakespeare was a woman

girls disguised as boys to infiltrate and rob the posh boys school

Villain! David Tennant in that ICONIC boat scene

Teen girls vs. ancient misogynist brotherhood

like the first film but MORE chaotic and BETTER!???

The Falling (2014)

1960s all girls school

best friends! but its unrequited love

Agoraphobic + distant mother aka mommy issues

Sudden death and the school suppresses/ignores the students grief, sparking mass hysteria & a fainting epidemic in the girls

Cast: Maisie Williams (GoT) & Florence Pugh (Little Women) & Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders)

TW: teen pregnancy, death, vomiting, underage s*x, sibling inc*st, past s*xual assault

READ THE PLOT SUMMARY FIRST

The Book Thief (2013)

Based on an amazing book by Markus Zusak

set in 1940s Nazi Germany

Daughter of a communist whose family were taken by the Nazis/died is fostered by an older couple who teach her to read & she paints a dictionary on the basement walls

Coming of age story about a compulsive book thief. No joke, this kid steals books from banned book burnings and breaks into the mayor's library through the window

Family hides the Jewish son of an old friend in their basement and he helps her to start writing about her experiences in the war

TW: death, bombings, WW2 anti-semitism

Mary Shelley (2017)

Overall good & roughly biographical

Pretty costumes and aesthetic

Modern feminist take on Mary Shelly in her own time period

So many INACCURACIES for the drama so don’t take it as truth

Percy Shelley slander and not all of it is justified

Cast: Elle Fanning, Douglas Booth, and Maisie Williams

The Secret Garden (1993)

Based on a fave childhood book

1901 colonial India & Yorkshire, England

Orphaned, spoilt & neglected girl sent to live with her reclusive Uncle in the English countryside

Gothic elements, mysteries, secret doors/passages/locked gardens

local boy with a flock of animals, magic, kids chanting around a fire and all around immaculate vibes

Happy ending!!!

Hidden Figures (2016)

African-American women as mathematicians for NASA

1960s space project

Women balancing a career and family obligations

Deals with racial & gender discrimination

Loosely based on the lives of Katherine Johnson, Mary Jackson, and Dorothy Vaughan who worked for NASA as engineers & mathematicians

Anne of Green Gables (1985) & sequel (1987)

Adaptation L.M. Montgomery’s ‘Anne of Green Gables’ books

Canada (late 1890s/early 1900s)

Highly imaginative & bookworm orphan is adopted by a reclusive elderly brother and sister duo

Small town & school years comedic drama

Unrequited Enemies -> Friends -> lovers

Inspiring new woman teacher

Girls re-enact Tennyson’s poem and nearly drown for the aesthetic™

Dramatic poetry reading with INTENSE 👀eye contact👀

Writer! Anne & English teacher! Anne dealing with unruly girls school antics

Collette (2018)

biographical drama on french writer Sidonie-Gabrielle Collette

Victorian & Edwardian era France

More talented than her husband so she ghostwrites for him

Fight for creative ownership of her wildly successful novels

Affairs with a woman called Georgie and also with Missy, born female but masculine presenting

Cast: Keira Knightly, Dominic West, Eleanor Tomlinson (Poldark)

Enola Holmes (2020)

Netflix book adaptation

Younger sister of Sherlock Holmes

Victorian era! feminism/suffragettes

Mother-daughter focus

Mystery, adventure, secret codes, teens running away & escaping from (and eventually fighting) assassins

Cast: Helena Bonham Carter, Henry Cavill, Sam Claflin, Fiona Shaw, Millie Bobby Brown

Ginger & Rosa (2012)

1960s England

best friends since literal birth navigating troubled teen years

poet & anti-nuclear activist! Ginger

off the rails but also catholic! Rosa

Shout out to Mark & Mark the gay godfathers we all want

family troubles 

TW: older man has an affair with a 17 yr old

Testament of Youth (2014)

based on WW1 memoir by Vera Brittain

young woman (writer & poetry lover) escapes traditional family & goes to study at Oxford University

abandons to become a war nurse

romance, tragedy and war trauma

Cast: Alicia Vikander, Kit Harrington (GoT), Taron Edgerton (Rocketman), Colin Morgan (Merlin)

Little Women (2019)

Writer! Jo & Artist! Amy

Mother/daughter focus and sister dynamics

the March sisters’ theatre club is *chefs kiss*

champagne problems edits of Jo x Laurie are a mood

Ambivalent ending perfectly captures Louisa May Alcott’s dilemma with the book the movie is based on

set in 1860s America

ALL STAR CAST and a Greta Gerwig masterpeice

Lady Bird (2017)

coming of age in early 2002/2003 Sacramento, California

all girls catholic school

writer! Christine aka Lady Bird wants to get outta town and start her life again at college 'in a city with culture'

Mother/daughter dynamics - so realistic!

I live for that Jesus car stunt & the nun's reaction

school theatre program

Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Timothee Chalamet, Beanie Feldstein

Another Greta Gerwig gem

Beguiled (2017)

Virginia, civil war era

Girls school with only five students and two teachers left

Find an injured Union army soldier & bring him inside

Women & teenagers want his attention (v. problematic) before uniting against him

(tbh you'll either love it, hate it, or watch once & forget it)

Sofia Coppola film so its very feminine gaze

TW: violence, death, underage

Legally Blonde (2001)

No questions will be taken

Elle Woods was the blue print

TV series:

House of Anubis (2011-2013)

I know it’s a kids/young teen show but I still unironically love it

ANCIENT EGYPT!!!!

Modern day with Victorian era links to treasure hunters & Egyptian research expeditions (stealing from tombs)

Chosen one plot lines, curses, kidnapping, mysteries, secret tunnels under the school, elixir of life

Teens have investigate & protect themselves cus oh no the TEACHERS are involved in some shady stuff

new American kid at British boarding school is the actual premise not just a fanfic au

Nostalgic, light-hearted, funny, and kinda cheesy but I will accept no criticism

The Alienist (2018 -now)

Mid 1890s, New York

Woman’s private detective agency (Season 2)

Serial killer mystery

Woman secretary turns detective and teams up with a criminal psychiatrist and a newspaper editor to solve crime

TW: violence, child pr*stit*tion

Cast: Dakota Fanning, Luke Evans, Daniel Bruhl

The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

Woman chess prodigy

1950s & 1960s

TW: drug & alcohol abuse

Gentleman Jack (2019 - now)

Based on the diaries of Anne Lister

Victorian Yorkshire, England

Upper-class lesbians

Confident, suit wearing! Anne Lister x shy! Ann Walker

Business woman! Anne running the family mines

Cast: Suranne Jones (Doctor Foster) & Sophie Rundle (Peaky Blinders)

TW: violence

Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

bubbly/ambitious single mom + intelligent daughter

bookworm! Rory Gilmore gets into a prestigious private school and then an Ivy League college

Small town drama is comedic gold

Fast dialogue packed with pop culture and literary references

Comforting & nostalgic

TEAM JESS

Anne with an E (2017-2019)

Loose adaptation of L.M. Montgomery’s ‘Anne of Green Gables’ books

they completely change the plot lines but it’s still very good content!

Orphan girl with trauma and a love of books/poetry is adopted by an elderly brother & sister duo, bringing light and fresh ideas to a rural community

Feminism, girls writing club, lgbtq safe spaces, girls eduction, black/indigenous representation

Miss Stacy as THAT inspiring teacher

Aunt Josephine’s lavish gay parties have my heart

TW: creepy male teacher tries to marry a student, racial discrimination, indigenous assimilation school

Victoria (2016-2019)

Adaption of Queen Victoria’s life

Victoria navigating her political, royal, and personal life

Albert’s involvement with The Great Exhibition, 1851 (on cultural + industrial innovations)

Alfred Paget x Edward Drummond is exquisite

Gorgeous costumes and aesthetics

TW: bury your gays trope

Derry Girls (2018-now)

1990s Northern Ireland during the troubles

Comedy, episodes 20-25 mins long

English boy sent to an all girls Catholic school with his cousin

✨Dead Poets Society parody episode ✨with a free-spirited female teacher

Sister Michael, the sarcastic nun who hates her job & reads the exorcist for giggles

Wee anxious lesbian! Clare Devlin (plus her friends wearing rainbow pins)

Badass with bad ideas! Michelle Mallon

Main Character! Erin Quinn

Lovable weirdo who would fight a polar bear! Orla McCool

Wee English fella & honorary Derry girl! James Maguire

Dickinson (2019-now)

Loose adaption of the poet Emily Dickinson’s life

Set in 19th century Massachusetts, US

Historical drama with modern dialogue & music that works SEAMLESSLY

gives a great understanding of Emily Dickinson’s poems

💕Vintage gays! Emily x Sue💕

Theatre club, writing, poetry, dressing as men to sneak into lectures, love letters, teen drama, feminism, and an underground abolitionist journal as a brief side plot in season 2

Wiz Khalifa plays death in a horse drawn carriage

TW: opium use

A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-2019)

Based on great childhood books

Bookworm! brother, Inventor! sister, and baby sister with sharp teeth

Mystery, secret organisations, orphaned siblings figuring things out & fending for themselves against the villain after their fortune

Adults either cartoon evil, comedically incompetent, or SPIES

Boarding school, library owner, scientific researcher, and theatre episodes

Ambiguous time period which is really fun to try and pin point

Killing Eve (2018-now)

Classic detective who has homoerotic tension with the assassin she is tracking down

British Detective! Eve Polastri figures out the notorious assassin MI5 are investigating is a woman, is fired & then put on a secret MI6 case with a small team

Assassin! Villanelle, a psychopath with a tragic past and a mastery of both accents & fashion

Woman MI6 boss! Carolyn Martens, head of Russian section

Travel Europe following Villanelle’s killings and escaping the assassins sent by Villanelle’s organisation

‘You’re supposed to be my enemy and moral opposite but omg you’re the only one smart enough to get me and why am I obsessed with you????'

🚨 GO IN FOR A KISS AND THEN STAB YOUR ENEMY 🚨

Cable Girls/Las chicas del cable (2017-2020)

Spanish drama set in 1920s Madrid

Four young women at a telecommunications company form a group of friends and help navigate the difficult situations they are all in

Secret identities, dangerous pasts, murder, crime, lgbtq couple & throuple, trans man character, feminism/suffragists

girls commit crimes for humanitarian reasons and cover! it! up!

UNDERRATED SHOW!!!!

Gorgeous costumes and set

Haven’t finished it yet and I’m catching up

TW: abuse, violence, death

Outlander (2014 - now)

haven’t watched yet but plan to

Woman time travels to Scotland, 1743

Rebel highlanders, pirates, British colonies, American revolutionary war

Time jumps between 18th & 20th century

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Alright new ask game. (I was tagged by @astravis so…… thanks for that). I’ll be real I was lowkey hoping I wouldn’t get tagged in this one. I have so many WIPs but I’ve got time today, so why not.

Rules here

This is NOT a complete list of WIPs, just a list of the fanfics I haven’t completely abandoned (I haven’t included any of my original works on this list). Also, all my drafts have descriptive names b/c I don’t title anything until it’s complete, so sorry if you were hoping to have to guess at what my fics are about.

I am absolutely not tagging as many people as I have WIPs we’d be here all week. @wsoupofpain @radiance1 @higgidigs sorry if you’ve been tagged before and you don’t have to if you don’t want to

Without further ado, in no particular order:

Haikyuu!!/Tokyo Ghoul (rewrite)

Boy Livetweets his Adoption by Bruce Wayne

Soulmate AU JonDami

Bartuardo Week 2019 - retro-fic’d

Batman/Bruce Wayne AU

Young Justice/Animaniacs crossover

Batman vs. The Labeler

Batfam/DP AU

DP/Batman disabled!Danny AU

Another DP/Batman fic -Arkham guard AU (Danny/Jason)

DP/Batman: That 1 trope where Danny is a Bat twin but it’s all of them

DP/DC crossover

DP prompts + YJ xover

DP/DC Assassin!Danny AU continuation

DP/YJ crossover

D9 Time/Dimension travel with de-aged Dark Danny + YJ-S2 xover

DP/DC (yes… again…) Phantom Zone

DP - Danny gets isekai’d into the MHA Universe

DP/MHA Provisional License Exam

DP - Astroboy (2009) AU

DP - Sam becomes a werewolf

Danny Phantom - Halfa!Dash AU

Ectoham x-over

Ectoham Soulmate AU

Merlin - Merthur Soulmate AU

JATP Reggie Banjo

Dino Squad (but better)

Tiger&Bunny Tokyo ghoul AU

Saiki K. (Makoto Teruhashi/Kusuke Saiki)

Saiki K. - Hairo’s Pyrokinesis

Saiki K. - The Jet Black Wings is real AU

MSM - Ben didn’t die AU

Spider-Man: sugardaddy!Harry Osborn

Teen Wolf - Stiles becomes an Alpha

Teen Wolf - Scooby-Doo Fusion feat. Sterek

100 y/o Avatar Zuko AU - Backstory/fic

Avatar AU - Zuko is sent to war

Avatar Sokka AU

A:TLA Firebender Sokka AU

Milo Murphy’s Law - Lost Dakota/Sea Captain

Detentionaire - Vampire AU

Detentionaire - Military School AU

Ben 10/Danny Phantom Crossover

Ben 10 - New Dimensions

Ben 10 - Young Ben AU

Ben 10 soulmate AU (Rook/Ben)

Ben 10 - gender lock disabled

Ben 10 - Ben goes EVO

Ben 10 - RookBen AU

ROTTMNT - Donnie goes to school

TMNT (Rise/2012 X-over)

TMNT (2012) - Capritello

Stretch Armstrong goes to the dentist

Stranger Things but Steve’s a werewolf and literally nothing else changes

DP x DC core power fic

[anonymouscatloaf]

👀 love answering stuff like this

1. How did you hear about the Dwampyverse or any piece of it, and when did you start considering yourself a "fan"?

I watched Phineas and Ferb at a friend's house as a kid (she had cable, my family did not). I probably called myself a fan back then? I discovered fanfiction when I was ~10 so I'm pretty sure I was reading PnF fanfic back on FFN.

2. Which show did you watch first? Which one(s) have you not seen? What do you like and dislike about the one(s) you have seen? What are you excited for and not excited for about the one(s) you have not seen/what positives and negatives have you heard?

Phineas and Ferb was the first I saw. I've seen all of them now, though. For PnF, I generally liked all of it. I wasn't the biggest fan of some of the AUs in s3, and I have mild gripes with the consistency of some character writing, but it's a formulaic kids show so, eh. I grew up with it, the humor is peak, the songs are peak, the designs are memorable, and overall I love it. You get into it thinking you're just gonna watch a silly little show about wacky kids who build wacky stuff, but as Dan himself has said, that's just the setting for the real plot--Candace's story and character arc. (On the flip side, Heinz has a parallel character arc with significantly higher stakes and more explosions--he and Candace are very similar, though everything about him is significantly more...extreme, you could say.) Perry and Heinz are my favorite characters, but I have to give a shout out to Vanessa and Candace for being my second favorites. For MML, I think S1 had massive potential to become a fun, character- and story-driven cartoon with PnF-esque humor and songs, and if they'd stuck with it, it probably would've outranked PnF for me. However. Dwampy threw all that out the window with S2 by tying the whole show too closely to PnF and bringing back fan-favorite PnF characters only for it to turn into one massive character assassination free-for-all. What the hell happened to Heinz giving up evil and realizing he doesn't need to have "ruler of the Tri-State-Area" level of attention from people who didn't care about him and he didn't care about, he just needs the people who love him and who he loves? We had the whole "sitting at the kitchen table sharing food like a family" scene in the last ep of PnF with him, Vanessa, Norm, and Perry. But Vanessa and Norm are barely in MML, and while Perry shows up more, he's wildly out of character at times too with how indifferent he seems towards the man who is ostensibly one of his best and closest friends. Not to mention the future of "Professor Time" doesn't mention Vanessa, Norm, or Perry at all? What the hell was up with that. Instead of dragging Heinz & Perry into this exhausting crossover nonsense, Dwampy should've explored Dakota/Cavendish and the time travel aspect far more, and fleshed that plot out with the time they ended up giving to PnF characters instead. Rant aside, I loved S1, at least. Dakota and Zack are my favorite characters. For H&G: it took a bit to get into because it felt significantly more kiddy than the other two shows, but I ended up having a lot of fun with the later episodes. It's cute and something I can watch with minimal brainpower, and it's much better than MML S2, that's for sure. I don't have that much to say about it, though. Hamster and Kevin are my favorite characters.

3. What is your impression of the fans themselves? How would you describe the fans you've interacted with/seen around the internet? What have you heard about them that contrasts with your personal experience, if anything? Describe an experience you shared with members of the Dwampyverse fandom that stuck out to you.

The fandom seems mostly nice. I don't know a lot of people here very well, but since the fandom is small, most people seem friendly and supportive. Fans in other places can be hit or miss (I've seen assholes in the subreddit comments hoping Dwampy don't make the revival "woke", for example) but I don't pay that much attention to them. An experience that stuck out to me...probably all the lovely comments I got on my fics? Was surprised that a decent handful of people read them, since I effectively dropped into the fandom out of nowhere, lol.

4. What experience do you have with the fandom thus far? What fandom-related events have you heard about? Name the first ones you can list off the top of your head. Have you participated in them, and how did that go? Do you have any fanartists or fanwriters that you really like in particular? Do you follow any YouTube channels related to the Dwampyverse? Do you write fanfiction, make fanart, post/lurk on social media, or a secret fourth thing?

I'm really mostly on the Perryshmirtz side of fandom soooo...lmao. I think I follow most if not all the shippers here (if not, then that's my bad, I should be following you) and I follow a bunch of fanartists. I saw Phintober was going on, but I'm not an artist so I didn't participate in that. I did Perryshmirtz Week 2023, though, which broke my several-years-long writing hiatus. It was fun! For non-Tumblr places...sometimes I check out the subreddit but it's. Kind of a cesspool sometimes. I followed MWCA but that's the only YouTube channel. And I guess Dan's channel. Fic writers I like are KissingLizard, Lexia Soliani (ringwinner), CongressIsAliens, kittyhazelnut, and revenblue. I also write fanfic myself, too :V (disclaimer: all Perryshmirtz though some are platonic. I do have a longer genfic WIP I've been working on for NaNoWriMo I wrote as a sequel to AT2D and that one Tales from the Resistance ep in s4, though :D 50k+ words and counting but in need of serious editing.) And I guess I've made exactly one (1) fanart lol

5. How do you feel about the PnF revival coming out next year?

Cautiously hopeful but keeping my expectations low-ish. Dwampy have already confirmed it's set in the next summer (which, first of all, poor kids having the longest school year ever there) so I'm a little wary, as I don't want Candace or Heinz to regress on their character development from the end of PnF, but I'm not sure how they'd go about their respective plots and stick to the formula of the original show otherwise. We'll see how they handle it when it actually drops.

Input needed

Hey, fellow Dwampyverse fans! I need some input for a silly little thing I'm working on. Please put your responses in my notes (replies, reblogs, etc. inbox/messages is also fine). I want to get answers from new fans, old fans, and everyone in between!

How did you hear about the Dwampyverse or any piece of it, and when did you start considering yourself a "fan"?

Which show did you watch first? Which one(s) have you not seen? What do you like and dislike about the one(s) you have seen? What are you excited for and not excited for about the one(s) you have not seen/what positives and negatives have you heard?

What is your impression of the fans themselves? How would you describe the fans you've interacted with/seen around the internet? What have you heard about them that contrasts with your personal experience, if anything? Describe an experience you shared with members of the Dwampyverse fandom that stuck out to you.

What experience do you have with the fandom thus far? What fandom-related events have you heard about? Name the first ones you can list off the top of your head. Have you participated in them, and how did that go? Do you have any fanartists or fanwriters that you really like in particular? Do you follow any YouTube channels related to the Dwampyverse? Do you write fanfiction, make fanart, post/lurk on social media, or a secret fourth thing?

How do you feel about the PnF revival coming out next year?

[rvb-happens-here]

Fuck it, RvB Harry Potter AU

Yeah this has been in my thoughts wayyyy too long for me to not give you guys some bs.

I know that Ilvermorny exists, but I know that people wouldn’t appreciate me writing about America when they realise that I’m using British English to write all my shit.

I’ve chosen Harry Potter purely because I can write about it better culturally, not just because I have no idea what Ilvermorny is.

AU under cut off:

Backstory:

A few hundred years after Harry Potter's passing, when Leonard Church was still a student at Hogwarts, he was bullied by Gryffindors for, well, being a Slytherin. One time when he was being bullied, his future wife, Allison McAllister, came in and just punched the bullies in the face. She's a muggleborn, sure, but Leonard doesn't care.

Fast forward, he's now the Headmaster (Director) of Hogwarts. Allison is dead.

Book 1 Characters + bit of plot:

Students (Reds n Blues):

Church, L. Leonard: First year, Ravenclaw (||spoiler||)

Tucker, Lavernius: First year, Slytherin (muggleborn)

Simmons, Richard: First Year, Gryffindor (pure blood)

Grif, Dexter: First Year, Hufflepuff (half blood)

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Other Students:

I've used the other characters and voice actors in RvB to supplement the characters. They have a little thought about them, I use Personality analysis on the fandom side when possible and I've used Voice Actors to replace nameless people. WHen the person doesn't have a name or VA I just call them by what they're referred to, which makes sense as you can only keep track of 150 people (or something like that)

Of course, some students will have sub plots and have a greater role in the main story than others, though you could probably tell.

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Freelancers:

Washington, David(Wash): Third Year, Hufflepuff/Gryffindor (muggleborn), Seeker,

Holy fuck the freelancers are giving me trouble, tried to take a quick buzzfeed quiz as Wash, and guess what I got:

He was inteneded to be Hufflepuff anyways, but the more I thought, the more it seemed Gryffindor. It's not like I want to separate people based on armour colour... but...

McAllister, Carolina: Fifth Year (skipped a grade), Griffindor/Slytherin (absolutely a hatstall, she has ambition to be noticed by dad, but doesn't have the cunning to be in Slytherin) (insanely talented, she confused the fuck out of my sorting system) (half blood) Seeker, probably uses a time turner.

Maine, Joshua: Fourth Year, Hufflepuff, (half blood[of what, we don't know yet]), Beater

Charon, York: Fifth Year, Hufflepuff, pureblood, Keeper, Prefect

Thompson, Constance (Connie/C.T.): Fourth Year, Gryffindor, Chaser, betrayer

Dakota, Sebastian(North): Fourth Year, Gryffindor, Keeper

Dakota, Stacey(South): Fourth year, Slytherin, Seeker

Ohio, Vera: Third Year, Ravenclaw, Chaser

Idaho, Erza: Third Year, Ravenclaw

Iowa, Mike: Second Year, Ravenclaw (like a high wis low int Wizard, Mike keeps putting things in his mouth. Such as potions. hence, Mike is banned from potions and held

back a year. Also Herbology. Actually, just- everything.)

Texas, Allison: First Year, Griffindor, Beater (yeah she is that good), muggleborn (||?||)

Niner, Ash - Ravenclaw, Sixth year, Prefect

Kainat, Georgia: Sixth Year, Slytherin

Johnson, Utah: Ghost

Brown, Illinois: Seventh year, Ravenclaw

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Staff:

Sarge: Head of Gryffindor, Defence Against the Dark Arts

Flowers: Head of Ravenclaw, Charms

Kimball: Head of Hufflepuff, Muggle Studies (cuz her predecessros keep getting assassinated)

Wyoming: Head of Slytherin, Potions

Astronomy - Santa

Herbology - Lemons

History of Magic - Lieu

Care of Magical Creatures & Groundskeeper - Alabama

Divination - Doyle

Transifiguration - Felix McScouty

Ancient Runes - Spencer Porkensenson

Arithmancy - Sheila

Dark Arts - Locus

Alchemy - Delaware

Caretaker - Lopez

Nutse - Doctor Emily Gray

Price: Councillor/Treasury/Secretary (new position!!), Slytherin

Director Church: Headmaster, Slytherin

Board of Directors = Charon Industries

Malcom Hargrove, Chairman

Rhee Sebiel

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Church: Hey asshole watch me start fucking crying

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||Spoilers||

Now we get to things that are really plot relevant. Of course, as a RvB watcher you know it's got something to do about A.I.

But what about Horcruxes?

Back story, Part 2:

Allison Church died giving birth to a baby boy. Carolina was 4 that time. So utterly enraged and devastated with the death of his wife, Leonard Church shouted, "Avada Kedrava!" But the young boy didn't die. It seemed that as Allison felt that she was dying, She transferred over her last remaining magical energy to protect the newborn child.

But the attempt was so horrendous, that Leonard Church felt like his soul was splitting. Not enough to form a horcrux, but just maybe...

He somehow entangled his soul into Church Junior. And then cut off a full portion of the house, attempting to study, to reverse engineer Church.

He wanted to bring his wife back. He just- he had to. And no matter how much he searchers the forbidden forest, he could never find the Resurrection Stone. He's looked into how Voldemort was revived, and he was grasping to the thought that maybe he could... fragment Church's soul enough that the part that was Allison could come out.

So he did just that. He made Church commit horrible acts, and Crucioed him until he's forgotten himself and everything that this unknown wand did.

The first part of Church's soul that split off was Tex. He spent more time trying to bring 'her' back, but wasn't satisfied with the result. She was too kiddish for him.

So he kept splitting... and the more he split, the more he had to hide these 'children'. Most of them, he fashioned them into really high tech wizardry, and giving them to trustworthy individuals.

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Horcruxes

Gamma - pocket watch/timeturner, given to Wyoming. The strongest time turner.

Delta - Bacteria tester but it's for ailments and wounds, and it often gives the perfect antidote answer. No one knows why York bring an outdated muggle calculator to Potions, but it's been helping him achieve Outstanding even though Professor Wyoming really, really hates him.

Epsilon - Diary/Planner/Notebook, given to Washington after he had passedthe initiation at the end of last year. Starts changing him too.

Eta & Iota - Earrings, that are shaped like dream catchers. A minor enchantment for +1 speed and better dreams. Given to Carolina.

Theta - Border Collie, given to North Dakota. (offers a minor protego spell)

Sigma - Beater Stick / Metal Chain (improves wearer's strength, but also takes control), given to Maine.

Omega -(Deathly Hallow) Cloak of Invisibility, given to Tex, influencing her bad behaviour.

That's all for now, I'll post the plot later.

[sansloii]

SANS ( FOI NI ) LOI - french for “godless and lawless”

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verse list:

standalone ⚜ ┊ ⧼ it’s a wonderful cat’s life ⧽ ⇹ ( main verse. ) - [ All muses ]  ☾ ┊ ⧼ solitary in their existence ⧽ ⇹ ( m.god!au. ) - [ mikah only ]  ✖ ┊ ⧼ beware the beast ⧽ ⇹ ( j. monster!au. ) - [ joseph only ] ✫ ┊ ⧼ clever as the devil and twice as pretty ⧽ ⇹ ( e. demon!au. ) - [ evan only ]  ✞ ┊ ⧼ god was never watching ⧽ ⇹ ( d. fallen angel!au. ) - [ dakota only ]

grouped⬦ ┊ ⧼ king under the mountain ⧽ ⇹ ( r. dragon king!au. ) - [ roderick only ] ⬦ ┊ ⧼ fear the stormcaller ⧽ ⇹ ( e.dragon prince!au. ) - [ evan only ] ⬦ ┊ ⧼ i swore i'd never look back ⧽ ⇹ ( m.royal assassin!au. ) - [ mikah only ] ⬦ ┊ ⧼ ignited scathing eyes ⧽ ⇹ ( j. mercenary!au. ) - [ joseph only ]  ⬦ ┊ ⧼ then so be it ⧽ ⇹ ( d.queen!au. ) - [ dakota only ] ⬦ ┊ ⧼ darling of meriburn ⧽ ⇹ ( c.princess!au. ) - [ cassandra only ] ( friends only ) ⬦ ┊ ⧼ and so it goes ⧽ ⇹ ( a.fae king!au. ) - [ andris only ]  ⬦ ┊ ⧼ the sword and shield ⧽ ⇹ ( w.crown prince!au. ) - [ wynn only ]  ⬦ ┊ ⧼ i will have justice ⧽ ⇹ ( p.forgotten heir!au. ) - [ penelope only ]  ⬦ ┊ ⧼ the picture of ⧽ ⇹ ( l.traveling artist!au. ) - [ lawali only ] 

verses that i have in mind but have not expanded on:

♡ ┊ ⧼ maybe in another life ⧽ ⇹ ( m.alt!au. ) [ mikah only ] normal™ au for the rest of my muses too. fantasy au for mikah were they're cursed and will eventually turn to stone -insert vague ramblings a fantasy verse for the rest of my muses-

**will add more things as make posts/pages on them.

[teecupangel]

okay i just rewatched Pacific Rim for the millionth time and, hear me out, a Modern Pacific Rim AU?

Like, the Masyaf Eagle having been originally piloted by the Al Sayf brothers but a nasty battle kills Kadar and takes Malik's arm so now Malik serves as an engineer/command center for the Eagle's new pilot Altair who is in search of a co-pilot. And the only one who can successfully drift (synchronize) with him is Desmond. (Altdes)

Ezio Auditore who inherited the Eden Assassin after his father and brother were killed in battle. Ezio who lost his co-pilot and dear friend Yusuf in a battle. Ezio who is trying to stop his sister from becoming his new co-pilot because he's so scared of losing her like he's lost everyone else.

Edward Kenway and Adewale being totally awesome troublemakers and pilots of the Jackdaw

Haytham and Shay being co-pilots of the Morrigan Revenge and having a ridiculous rivalry with Connor and Arno, pilots of the Phantom Aquila

Jacob and Evie co-piloting the Victorian Conqueror and setting records for fastest kaiju kills.

Bayek and Aya becoming pilots after losing Khemu during an attack and piloting the Hidden One.

Kassandra and Alexios being terrifying co-pilots of the Spartan Misthios

Totally out of left field co-pilots Eivor and Basim who seem so unlikely because they spend most of their free time arguing, but being badass pilots of the Raven Destroyer.

idk i just got really excited

Nooonnnnnyyyy!

You got me excited as well because I love mechas and kaijus! Pacific Rim is one of my most favorite movies ever! (Although, as a huge Del Toro fan, that’s not really surprising XD)

Making it AltDes makes me go jshdafjkhjbhsdasadg

Okay, okay.

I think Shaun and Rebecca could be K-Science Officers focused on why these Kaijus are attacking humans in particular. Now, I was thinking we can make Al Mualim the Marshal in charge of Altaïr and Desmond’s Division and we can keep him as a ‘good guy’ in this setup but, if you still want him to be ‘evil’, perhaps he’s secretly in charge of some kind of illegal project that uses Kaiju parts to create a new type of Jaeger.

Why are we making Al Mualim the Marshal?

Because we’ll make Desmond a second generation of Jaeger Pilots. His father, William Miles, was known as the hero who saved South Dakota from total annihilation so there was a lot of pressure for him to do well.

Hell, he didn’t even want to become a Jaeger Pilot and he had actually run away but he was called back after he got ‘visitors’ who insisted he needed to be escorted to a PPDC base where Altaïr is trying to find a co-pilot. They spar and found out they were compatible but their first few Drifts were so bad everyone starts to doubt that they were actually compatible and, honestly, Desmond and Altaïr didn’t understand why they’re being paired together.

They had nothing in common.

That’s when Al Mualim tells them that they have one thing in common that was clear to everyone during their Drift sessions.

They both had walls around themselves, keeping them from fully synchronizing.

And, surprisingly, it was Altaïr who pushes Desmond to talk to him, to try and understand one another.

Only to be surprised when Desmond asks him, “You’re doing this because Al Mualim told you, aren’t you?”

Later on, Altaïr corners him once more and asks back, “How’d you know?”

And that’s how Desmond realizes that their compatibility might stem from their similar upbringing because Al Mualim was Altaïr’s own William Miles.

Other Unorganized Notes:

The AltDes in this one would be more in line of ‘reluctant allies’ to friends to lovers… probably.

When they become lovers, everyone suffers because they're that kind of couple.

Masyaf Eagle mainly uses a one-hand sword but has a secret short blade on its left arm. It’s projectile weaponry is primarily throwing knives but it will get a gun upgrade on its right arm later on.

Ezio befriends Desmond easily and has a friendly rivalry with Altaïr. He also likes to joke about asking Desmond if he’d like to be his co-pilot instead which just makes Yusuf laugh. After Altaïr and Desmond get together, he makes the same jokes just to get a rise out of Altaïr. (Claudia is in a separate base for training and Ezio always finds the time to visit her or send her messages)

Eden Assassin is mostly known for being versatile, having both short and long-range capabilities. It’s also known for its left hand having a hook blade attachment.

Edward and Adéwalé are one of the oldest Jaeger pilots still on the field. Edward is also Haytham’s older brother and he worries about him a lot. Edward also likes to spoil his young nephew. A lot of people are actually curious how the two of them could be co-pilots considering their personalities but Adéwalé and Edward never answer any of their questions. It is clear that they are loyal to one another.

The Jackdaw has a chest blaster which blasts out four shots (as a reference to how Edward usually has four flintlock pistols on his chest harness). Jackdaw is primarily a ranged Jaeger and its main weapon is a twin pair of gunblades.

Haytham transferred to be Shay’s co-pilot after a huge disagreement between Shay’s old co-pilot erupted and ‘corrupted’ their Drifts too much that they could no longer operate Morrigan Revenge. Haytham usually just lets Shay lead but any time Haytham wants to take the lead, Shay backs down immediately and follows him. Haytham does not approve of Ratonhnhaké:ton being a Jaeger pilot.

Morrigan Revenge primarily uses a long one-handed sword and a short dagger. It also has a grenade launcher on its right shoulder. It’s mostly known for having a head that looks like a taco. (no, I’m not sorry, I will forever talk about Haytham’s taco hat)

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Arno are the youngest Jaeger pilots currently in the field. Ratonhnhaké:ton doesn’t have a good relationship with his father but he’s cordial to his uncle. Arno is the son of Charles Dorian who died in a Kaiju Battle piloting a Jaeger. He actually became a Jaeger pilot to follow his step-sister who pilots a different Jaeger.

Phantom Aquila is an experimental Jaeger and its main experiment is if it’s possible for a Jaeger to have two forms. A humanoid form and a quadrupedal form. It’s faster on its quadrupedal form and it usually takes that form when it’s providing support or distractions. Its humanoid form uses primarily a tomahawk-like weapon and has a crossbow on its left arm.

Victorian Conqueror has the highest record for the fastest Kaiju kills because Evie and Jacob actually cannot handle being drifted to one another for too long. Everyone is keeping it a secret and only their main engineers and support team (led by Jayadeep Mir) know about it. They believe the main reason for their low drift timeframe stems from Ethan Frye’s death… not that Evie and Jacob believe them.

Victorian Conqueror has a cane sword and a kukri-like blade. It also has invincibility capabilities but they’re still working out how to make it useable as it can only be activated if Victorian Conqueror does not move.

Aya and Bayek were actually retired Jaeger pilots. They returned to the field after their son’s death and still uses Hidden One which is one of the oldest Jaeger still on the field.

Hidden One has a lot of possible weaponry at its disposal but they primarily use either a shield and a one hand sword or twin short blades. Supposedly, Aya prefers the short blades while Bayek prefers the sword-and-shield combo.

Alexios and Kassandra are known for having lots of friends… with benefits… Sometimes the same friends even. They also came from a family of Jaeger pilots and are very close. On their time off, they usually go off base to visit their mother. Their step brother is also a Jaeger pilot while their step father is a Marshal for another base.

Spartan Misthios uses a sword and a short blade. The short blade is special as it actually came from an older Jaeger model named the “Spartan King”. Spartan King is legendary for protecting thousands of civilians against a horde of smaller but faster Kaijus, holding down the line as everyone escaped. By the time the Spartan King had been overwhelmed and both of its pilot died, everyone had managed to escape. One of the pilots was Kassandra and Alexios’ grandfather and Spartan Misthios is considered to be the Spartan King's successor.

Eivor and Basim have… very soap-opera level of drama. Raven Destroyer's original pilots were meant to be Eivor and Sigurd but Sigurd was discharged after just two Kaiju battles. Rumors say that he had been dishonorably discharged due to how he acts. Basim was transferred as one of the candidates for Eivor’s co-pilot and they didn’t exactly start well (Eivor punching Basim hard enough that he actually flew across the room may or may not be exaggerated). Still, they do work together whenever they’re in their Jaeger… only to go back to bickering afterward.

Raven Destroyer has a shield on its left arm. It switches from a hand axe or a pair of daggers at any given time and even its fighting style changes from pure brute force to hit-and-run tactics in a blink of an eye, making it a hard opponent to fight.

All Kaijus have codenames based on gods and goddesses.